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What’s Up with all these Peanut Allergies

The young boy eyed the lunch room lady with both anticipation and suspicion

The smell emanating from the cafeteria had given the lad an eerie premonition

Pushing the tray down the rail in wide-eyed fearfulness he waited for that dreaded sound

And there it was, the splash in the soup bowl of slimy tomato, looking like a dissected science experiment that drowned

Add to the sloshing of the soup bowl, the splat of the leaky peanut butter and jelly sandwich gluing itself to the melmac plate

This presentation passed for lunch once a month without any regard to the kid’s immediate fate

Flash forward fifty years and today’s crop of classmates would be watching their peers being wheeled out on stretchers in severe anaphylactic shock

It seems today that children need to to be cautious about what they ingest, or they’ll quickly be on their way to the doc

Currently food allergies are on the rise partially to the “clean environment” paranoia. Many foods besides peanuts are on the no eat list

Kids aren’t on the playground anymore sharing dirt, germs, and microbes causing the gut health to suffer and peanut butter sandwiches cease to exist

Helicopter parents standing at the ready with their sani-wipes, antibacterial soaps and sanitizing clothes detergents have weakened the immune systems

In an effort to keep their kids safe from illness the children themselves have become the victims

Who’da ever thought a jar of peanut butter could unleash a deadly effect on kids when the previous problem was always creamy or chunky

That and the fact the classroom full of screaming kids always smelled like the breath of a monkey

The microbes in the gut play an important part in overall health so let the kids play in the dirt

Besides this explains why rats, cockroaches and politicians seem to thrive in their own filth and always emerge unhurt

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Truth is the First Casualty of War

The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.

If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share

But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth

Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth

The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war

This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor

Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding

His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing

His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt

Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat

The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar

He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire

His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class

While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas

The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”

End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit

The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied

You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride

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America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

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Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

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Stretching a Paycheck like its Written on Silly Putty

The mercury outside was plunging. The power bill had arrived and a fearful peek brought a cry of exasperation

Another bite taken from the paycheck adding to the helpless frustration

The daily cost of living had been on a constant uphill march for two years now

The crack in the windshield, the inoperable dishwasher, and just how many missed payments would the mortgage company allow

Life had become a juggle of expenses. What to purchase. What to pay. What to let slide

In the struggle to create a good life for the family comes the desperation of not making ends meet and a loss of pride

Yet the government is advising the world this hiccup in the economy is transitory. The future is bright with a vote for another term

The faith in the “uniter” has gone from trust to disbelieving as this President sounds and looks markedly infirm

The US continues on the same path to self-destruction with unfettered Green Deal spending, the unending border surge, and the weekly billions poured into Ukraine

However, if questioned about this massive spending, the leadership treats the skeptic as an Ultra MAGA and the question inane

This economy doesn’t give the taxpayer a break. The weekly pound of flesh continues to be withdrawn.

Still, you are to believe the pandemic is raging, the border secure, and Putin is the devil’s spawn

Yet, illegals are cared for, Ukrainian citizens take precedence over American citizens and college loans are to be forgiven

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see this administration is all about creating an elitist sanctuary and their agenda socialist driven

All the while your children’s future is not as bright as previous generations and personal depression is stretched to the breaking point

Perhaps after legalized pot the citizens can all numb themselves with a government funded, cartel supplied joint

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A Recipe for Leftover Hatred

The pantry was picked over and virtually empty. The supply of voters had dwindled and the head chef needed to plan an election dinner

Scrolling through the digital recipes to appease the hungry masses, the man had to come up with a winner

Suddenly a recipe for leftover hatred caught his eye

Trying to satisfy all his needs he knew to incorporate something green for both his agenda and his own pocket. As for the people he disdains, something greasy to fry

The hatred recipe sounded delicious and easy to prepare. All he needed was a big portion of leftover Trump

He’d been feeding the masses with his rehashed tripe for a couple of years as the original cut was meaty and plump

Additional ingredients called for a delusional unhinged speech, untold graft, a liberal sprinkling of FBI agents and an unethical department of justice

The last two ingredients are used to add flavor to a tired old dish requiring no measured moral compass

The directions are clearly stated to roast the Trump rump at every opportunity while denying all criticisms about your preparation

And have your robotic hostess advise the fawning press all ingredients are healthful when everyone knows know her reading is a complete fabrication

The prep time for the meal takes a full eighteen months of hiding in the basement

While yelling out of a subterranean window he could end hunger by unifying all and as master chef he would be the preferred replacement

With this giant Trump rump roast, he would finish with an economy reduction of taxpayer money poured on Ukraine mixed with previously locked down under achieving children and then covered with Fauci foil

Move the oven shelf to highest position and preheat to a climate change broil

After four years remove from oven place on a rack and allow to cool

Garnish with cover-ups, lies, and deceit. Slice and serve with cheese as you continue treat the American public as your court yard fool

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EVs, The Laser Disc of this Generation

In days of yore, the 80s, VHS tapes ruled. Movie rental stores were popping up overnight like a mushroom

Everywhere one looked, a retail store would rent you a video that once at home one with a remote could stop and later resume

People waited in long lines to rent or buy the latest movie release to take home and enjoy from the comfort of their easy chair

Sure, the picture wasn’t great, the video needed to be returned in two days, and don’t forget to rewind or suffer through the store clerk’s glare

Suddenly, on the horizon, a new format came into view. It was called laser disc and it was forecast to sweep the nation

This disc was to take the audio-visual world by storm with a crystal clear picture and perfect sound all adding to the hype and celebration

The new disc was the answer to VHS tapes’ clarity issues, broken cassettes, and tape eating playback machines

This new format was touted as the next big thing, a fix to all problems. One can now take their tape player out and smash it to smithereens

But almost as soon as this new product rolled out, massive problems appeared

As with any new product released too soon many issues caused its downfall and was gone in just a few short years after it premiered

Many challenges plagued the discs. They were heavy, did not tolerate any abuse, had to be flipped halfway through a movie, and the players were very expensive.

Fast forward forty years to the laser disc of this generation and the propaganda surrounding the EV is quite intensive

They’re the answer to all the combustion engine problems. No gas is required, no emissions will spew forth and the vehicles can be charged in one’s home

They’re made of plastic, run by a battery, and won’t be decorated with fake wood panels or garish strips of chrome

“You will buy the EV. You won’t question our orders because if you do the earth will die and you will feel the guilt”

This sounds great on the commercial but just don’t turn back the sheets to see what lurks beneath the quilt

Like the laser disc being released too soon, electric vehicles aren’t as rosy as they seem. The batteries are constructed from extremely toxic rare earth minerals mined overseas, the charge takes hours and only lasts a couple hundred miles, the price of electricity is high but not to worry the cars are unaffordable anyway

So buyer beware. Save your pennies, drive your gas car and wait for hydrogen power before you spend your hard-earned pay

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A Sucker Bet

Wikipedia defines a sucker bet as a gambling wager in which the expected return does not reflect the odds of winning and is significantly lower

This term can be demonstrated by the current college debt reduction brain storm. The success of this idea will be demonstrated when up for re-election, Biden is the grass and the voting public is the lawn mower

Scrolling through a list of gambling terms, one can see how these apply to Biden’s double-dealing

He has constantly dealt from the bottom of the deck to keep his family of lowlifes and cronies in the chips and send America’s economy reeling

Bankroll: A roll of currency needed to enter the game

This has become an unlimited amount of cash as the taxpayers will continue to fund his madness and for his failures, he will never share the blame

No Limit: Means one isn’t restricted by betting limits as long as you double the previous bet

Lets remember when then VP Biden threatened to withhold a meager 1 billion unless then Ukrainian President Poroshenko fired Victor Shokin. Since then Biden has sent now President Zelensky over 50 billion. I believe the terms of no limit have been met

Hole Card: A card that is dealt face down and the holder needs not to expose until the showdown

This is the card Zelensky has under wraps that contains the Burisma and Hunter Biden lowdown

All In: Also called table stakes gives the player the right to play all the chips in front of them at the poker table

This is also, the soon to be implemented Uniparty plan, to sacrifice the corrupt Biden family to save some congressional seats and possibly the Presidential office while they’re able

So for the next three months, America will have to watch inflation rage, electricity sky rocket and six days of vacations turn into threes

While a once comfortable life becomes cold and hungry for the poorer citizens, the middle class and retirees

As the addled brained puppet looks into the teleprompter and states “let them eat cake”

The American public is now realizing this administration’s real slogan is “never give a sucker an even break”

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The New Age Settlers

The music was playing the movie soundtrack being shown on the drop down screen

It was early morning and the family of four was heading to the airport happy they didn’t have to show proof of vaccine

The back and the car top of the SUV were loaded with luggage needed for the week long resort stay

As the family breezed along they didn’t observe the darkened van behind the billboard eyeing them only as prey

The husband sleepily drinking his coffee glanced up at a shape looming in his rear view mirror

There were no lights, but the image was blocking the entire back as the dark silhouette drew nearer

“Hon,” said the suddenly awake husband. I think we’re being tailgated by a large van”

Shushing the children the wife went pale as the van rammed the back bumper crushing it like a tin can

“Jack!” screamed the wife. “Do you think these are the Migrant Banditos?”

“Honey, be cool” whispered Jack. “They’re after our luggage and money. Just cooperate and let them have our stuff and they can disappear back to their area incognito”

This family thinking they were on a fun family outing didn’t realize they were about to enter the 2024 version of the Twilight Zone

Left on the side of the road, they were stranded and stripped of everything they own

Sure, they knew how to get their belongings back if they were brave enough to venture into the No Go Section

The area was on the south side of the city and the repurposed goods were sold out of an abandoned Walmart and under migrant protection

The illegals have no issue with supply chains as they have set up their own distribution network for goods and services

The liberal government has seemingly condoned this activity by turning their back for all tense and purposes

The cops had been ordered to stand down as problems that arose were handled internally relieving the cops as they were outmanned and outgunned

The beleaguered police force was down to a bare bones personnel minimum after all the screams to defund

The migrant population can now purchase whatever they need with their new online currency set up by the ruling cartel

Resigned to their entry level wages with no hope of advancement, this new form of purchasing power gives them all leverage to buy and sell

Using the mantra of “head north young man” the migrants were moving into a new frontier much like the early American settler

And the Biden administration can pat itself on the back and proclaim that’s how we “build back better”

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Take The Subsidy Pebble From My Hand

The young boy sat at his Master’s knee and asked. “Master, what is the truth?”

“Grasshopper, why do you ask? Is the truth not what it should be?” the elder inquired of the youth

“Master, I am puzzled. The truth used to be obvious. Now it seems the truth is elusive”

“Lawmakers from the village continuously make new laws in a way that sounds collusive”

“Grasshopper, the explanation is simple” The wizened one stated. “The truth only exists if you agree with them”

“And if you don’t agree the lawmakers are quick in your beliefs, condemn”

“But Master, what is the truth? Why do these lawmakers get to change the rules?”

“Because young son, these leaders are elected by us and then with their new power, treat us as fools”

“They want us to understand since we voted them into power they must be superior”

They sing the common folk song about helping fellow man, but filling their treasure chests is their motive ulterior”

“But Master how does this help us in our quest for a fulfilled life?”

“Wouldn’t these people just add to unhappiness in a world already filled with strife”

The old man held out out both hands. One held a tiny pebble, one did not

“Young son take the subsidy pebble from my hand now or you won’t be left with squat”

“But Master,” asked the youth. “That is only a tiny pebble in your hand. Will there be anymore?”

“No my son, but one small pebble is better than nothing so you will be able to survive but remain poor”

“Just remember you are only here to serve the lawmakers and in turn they will supply your basic needs”

“You are not to question their devious plans and blindly follow where all this leads”

“But Master, I’m poor now, feeling hopeless and living in poverty conditions”

“Not to worry young son. The lawmakers have told us all we are all in a period of transitions”

“But Master, how long will these transitions last?”

“They’ll last until we are forced into Washington worship, no one owns property and all is gone that was once gassed”

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When You Only Have Two Hand Trucks

The pastries remained untouched in the center of the table. Sweat stain were rapidly spreading in all the armpits

The director looked around at the assembled group of agents and snapped. “People, this is as bad as it gets”

“The press has turned on us, and we need to pull off a big story to make us out as heroes and put us back in the country’s good graces”

Suddenly an agent from across the table spoke. “Let’s take down a major politician as that’s the kind of story America embraces”

Peering closely at the agent the director asked, “ That idea has potential. Just who do you suggest?”

“Well Mr. Director, it needs to be someone to make the front page news. Someone we can drag out of the house half dressed”

“Sounds good” stated the director. “But I need names to obtain the necessary warrant”

“What about Hillary?” asked the agent. “Her behavior has always been considered abhorrent”

“Hmmm, I’m thinking that a news video of Hillary in her night gown in the middle of the night might cause viewer projectile up-chucks”

“Beside to transport all the potential illegal documents from her residence would be difficult as we only have two hand trucks”

“Okay what about Hunter?” asked the agent determined to contribute to a major arrest

“Look, we can’t touch this guy” stated the director. “Besides, we have his laptop and right now its on loan to a senior agent’s bachelor party for a drug and hooker fest”

“Well,” said the agent “We can’t go after Pelosi and her drunken husband for her insider trading because to remove all the documentation would take more than two hand trucks”

“And Zelensky is out as he is currently hiding behind a huge wall of money built by American taxpayer bucks”

“So it looks like we’ll have to go after Trump again as we know half of America hates him”

“And while we’re at it, we can rifle through Melania’s wardrobe to see if she has any help in looking so slim”

“That sound like a plan,” stated the director. My only concern is this surprise raid might leave America in a tiff”

“Not to worry,” stated the agent. “Besides if we can pocket some of Melania’s delicates it would give the big guy something else to sniff”

“And it would demonstrate to all of America that no one is safe from us”

“Our power is absolute we don’t care if in the FBI, America distrusts”

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The Three Stooges Are In Control: Barely, Rarely & Merlot

The onslaught of American democracy continues. This is happening in spite of the top three lawmakers not appearing to be on the same page

Barely appears only partially conscious and doesn’t seem to move well anymore. Could it be that mental acuity is linked to old age

These days Barely has trouble with stairs, reading teleprompters, and snarls at any unscripted question

His leadership has the United States struggling through inflation and is now denying the country is in a recession

Apparently he looking past the country’s general malaise and is hanging his hat on the price of gas

We’re supposed to be throwing confetti as the price of gas has fallen below five dollars just as he forecast

We can now celebrate the new normal of four dollars a gallon fill-ups and hope we’ll have enough in the tank to hunt for baby formula on empty store shelves

Perhaps Barely can call up old bedtime stories and flying in on moonbeams the formula can be created by elves

Rarely once again was not seen with her boss the President. She was busy searching the on-line hiring sites trying to find an office staff

Then, according to her schedule, she is registered for speech therapy in an effort to do something about that annoying laugh

Time is getting tight for number two as she only has a short time to stab her boss in the back

As her eyes are on the highest office, and she needs to let the world know she has the inside track

Merlot knows her time as leader is limited. After her Asian trip of kicking hornets nests she is going to sit back and realize she is low a quart

She’ll have make a concentrated effort with several bottles to rehydrate on the flight before returning to port

All the hand gesturing in the world isn’t going to save her from the tar and feathers if something goes south

America sits and waits for the retaliation from her well armed enemies due to one gaffe from her mouth

Unsupported by Barely and Rarely she worked hard to get the enemy’s sabers rattling with this trip

But all can sleep well knowing she met with semiconductor chip makers to support her stock portfolio before the November pink slip

The infighting, hatred and incompetency has left us an eighty-year old botox queen, a gibberish talking Vice President and a decrepit lame duck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

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King Kong He Ain’t

The chest thumping had ceased as the man caved like a sand castle at high tide

He agreed to his thirty pieces of silver and figured the shallow citizens to take it all in stride

The ridiculously named, Inflation Reduction Act is now just a single vote from passing

The payola feeding trough must be filled before mid terms and the spend heavy policies start collapsing

Like explaining this concept to two year olds, this bill isn’t at all about spending its about investing

What’s not explained in the very small print is all about making the rich richer, increasing taxes on the middle class while hiding behind closed doors to eliminate Republican contesting

Trumpets are blaring and announcements made that the wealthy and richest businesses will now pay their fair share

That load of farm yard fertilizer will be served up warm and steamy as no one has yet to figure how to get blood from a turnip or a billionaire

That will not change as now Mr. Manchin’s West Virginians will have their mountain tops dotted with windmills from Canada and Mexico

Allegedly, a deal was struck to increase gas and oil production by the same administration that hates all things Texaco

They’ve lied before, and they’re lying now. Gas prices will remain high and ever poorer citizens once again have been hoodwinked

There is no inflation reduction, it’s only about controlling and fleecing citizens as the elites running the New World Order are all interlinked

With a tiny nod to some Medicare recipients, this bill is all about spending for the New Green Deal and will continue to squash America’s dream

So thank you, Mr Manchin, we appreciate you shedding your wolf costume exposing your party’s jersey as a true member of the socialist team

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Two Bits Four Bits Gimmie Your Dollar

The reports are out and in spite of the economy’s downward trend and gloomy outlook, there is no recession

To acknowledge the President’s policies were failures would require an upright person to give an honest confession

Touting the fact the price of gas was down 50 cents at the pump the Press Secretary was waving the victory banner

She had to shout loudly as the calls for police officers to handle the current lawless outbreak were non-stop on the police scanner

Ukrainian President Zelensky was demanding more money from US taxpayers as he needed to equip new troops to be used for Soviet target practice

He needs to teach his troops the use of available camouflage lessons practiced by the migrants streaming across the SW border by hiding behind cactus

That way Americans can continue to fund the survival of Ukrainian troops and citizens and half a million southern border got-aways

Rather than border closure, we need to endure paying the costs of transportation, education and room and board to save them from camping next to the railways

Inasmuch as this group of experts has proclaimed there is no recession, there is no need to worry about an unchecked rise in healthcare expense

Now that people have caught on to the covid payola scam, the administration is grasping at straws with the monkey pox red herring defense

But fear not, the climate change czar has parked his pollution spewing private jet after multiple transcontinental flights to fight carbon emission

Ensuring that people will shiver and starve worldwide as common folk struggle with this ridiculous and unnecessary transition

This administration cannot admit to a recession. They’ll just rewrite the definition to suit their needs

They have no problem lying, spying, and obstructing the American people. This vile form of vermin continues in power by the blood of the American citizens on which it feeds

That groping feeling in your pants are the self-appointed elites of this world feeling for your last dime

All this is planned to distract the public from corrupt members of congress and the vipers living in the White House, all partners in crime

So, two bits four bits six bits a dollar
We’re not satisfied with your misery until you holler
As we want you poor, ignorant and living in squalor

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It Tastes Like Fried Chicken

Dinner was hours ago and all homework had been completed. It was time for a little TV and a pan of Swifty Pop

The kids were beside themselves as they watched the foil covering expand and steam escape through its top

The popping sound only increased the anticipation because in three short minutes the kids would all be crunching down on bugs

Mom and Dad, with heads together, looked happily on this family moment feeling the heart string tugs

The TV volume has to be increased as the crunching sound became really loud

A good time was had by all, but unfortunately due to inflation only one bowl per kid was allowed

Yes sir, the New Green Deal was working as planned. Americans everywhere were becoming amateur chefs and entomologists

The current administration was gleefully claiming success and promoters of climate change had no apologists

Not surprisingly, new You Tube videos were appearing showing the proper way to saute grubs

Various accompaniments were debuting on grocery shelves including sauces, dips and rubs

Harvesting backyard bugs had become a phenomenon with countless internet articles and DIY’s

Showing various traps, digging tools for worms and specialty plates to place under the bug zapper to securely hold flies

Of course, for the ruling elite, the cuts of beef, pork and chicken are offered daily on the menus

As the dining areas offered no bugs for consumption in any of the restaurant venues

But take heart America, the Washington elites might consider bug-fare gross and only suitable for all those whose social standing from theirs are considered beneath

But scientists are hard at work to get that dung taste out of worms and creating legless crickets so the body parts don’t get caught in your teeth

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A Movie, A Concession Stand, and a Brinks Truck

The weather forecast once again was calling for no relief from the current heat wave

And the local Bijou is showing the summer blockbuster movie featuring a star who’s always been a fave

The film had been released four weeks ago so the lines to get in have dwindled

Figuring we could catch the first showing at reduced ticket prices, we wouldn’t feel swindled

So to speed up the ticket process we decided to purchase on-line, so we could breeze right in to our seat

Swallowing hard when the ticket prices showed up in the click to buy box the afternoon reduced price was way more when it was printed on the receipt

Checking back on the fine print, the amount charged was an add-on for a processing and handling fee

It seems a surcharge of four fifty was considered a small price to pay to get into a movie hassle-free

But this was early afternoon and an escape from the heat with an enjoyable film seemed like winner

Slowly advancing to the pick up ticket window as the the old folks shuffle was in full swing, they too were figuring on a movie and an early bird dinner

So we took our place behind three blue-hairs who spent the next ten minutes looking through old Kleenexes, pill boxes, and breath mints for exact change

While the seductive smell of fresh popcorn wafted over everyone standing downrange

It was at this point where we realized a Brinks truck was necessary if we needed popcorn and a drink to enjoy the showing

The best value deal on the menu board consisted of a reusable five gallon bucket of popcorn and a half gallon of soda to keep the type II diabetes growing and the bladder flowing

All for $49.95 with free refills and if one brings the bucket back to a future showing your popcorn will only be two bucks

So a lesson was learned, it would be cheaper to have a early lunch at a four star restaurant before the movie and you won’t have to buy your snacks with sacks of money protected by armed guards from the Brinks trucks

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Refusing All Responsibility

Once again he looked into the camera and whispered as he read, “It’s not my fault”

The fact America wakes up everyday poorer than the day before is due to the Ukrainian assault

Take no responsibility for any of your actions has become the new mantra for weak kneed Americans everywhere

Do something wrong, fail to pay off a debt, break a promise and there’s no longer a need to despair

Promise to unite America and end the hateful division and in less than two years you’ve managed to increase the parties’ separation

Blame all that on the republicans and the previous administration

Appoint your Vice President to take control of the border crisis and the unchecked immigration

After a 45-minute visit she offered up word salad about root causes and nothing at all about the Constitutional law desecration

Offer the manufacturers of the covid “vaccines” total immunity to any tragic side effects and any subsequent lawsuits

Continue to issue government mandates to effectively control the citizens without any fear of legal disputes

Forgive college loans that were willingly signed and now the $125,000 liberal arts degree isn’t providing enough to survive

One just didn’t think that a huge monthly note for the next thirty years would be hard to honor at twenty-eight five

Criminals can openly shop lift, attack the weak, and shoot at will but that’s not about behavior it’s all about their upbringing

As Congress stays obsessed with the January 6th keg party gone bad causing six weeks of taxpayer funded hand wringing

When you take no responsibility for any of your decisions it’s easy to stomp on the flag, written laws and citizens’ rights

Then claim its everyone elses’ fault when every decision fails and no one unites

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A Solution to America’s Drug Problem

Much has been written lately about America’s drug induced mental illness. The hand wringing has now become front and center

Lawlessness and drug zombies are filmed daily as this administration allows massive quantities of drugs from other countries to the USA to enter

Everyone is looking for their next high and willing to do anything to find chemical paradise

Sell their possessions, their bodies, or theft becomes their only occupation as their brain screams to feed it’s vice

The gutless media has taken up this cause under the dumping ground label of mental illness

Videos of tent encampments and countless people with fixed pupils and rampant drug issues are shown nightly as evidence of this sickness

The White House seems to not understand that a new czar that can fully appreciate this problem occasionally lives right under their roof

The Biden family of low lives has it’s own drug expert with a laptop as proof

Unlike appointing his incompetent Vice President to fix the border

The assignment for this individual was made to order

The President could appoint his own son as the new White House drug lord

And for just 10% to the big guy, his son will think this time he really scored

His advice could prove invaluable as he would be quick to know where the good drugs are coming from

And to protect the American citizens he would personally try them all to see which ones give the glorious high and which just make you numb

So take heart America, there’s hope on the horizon for America’s drug issue

The Bidens own the solution that can ride to the rescue

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650 Bulldozers

Sleeping had been difficult. The previous twenty years of hard work had been wiped away in eighteen months by one failed administration

401, savings and a somewhat comfortable life had all been eradicated with the inflation taxation

Finally, drifting off, this individual had a new dream, and not the ongoing nightmare of demons chasing him down a narrow pathway

This vision came like a lightning bolt. The sequence, though somewhat blurry had a solution for Washington’s disarray

The nations’ citizens had been calling for deliverance from the left wing’s agenda disguised as climate change

The farce of blaming all things bad on Russia had become old hat. The dream image of fast resolution now didn’t seem at all strange

Washington has become united only by their childish behavior on both sides of the aisle

Demonstrated daily on all subjects such as Ukraine spending, the pandemic hoax, abortion rights, immigration, and the January 6th monkey trial

There is one sure bet however, these congressional people will all think with their wallet first and how to keep the money flowing to themselves

While America’s suffering and needs are reflected in higher prices and empty store shelves

It seems that neither house of congress can operate before 10am, so wait until the executive branch has it’s morning briefing with a side of prune juice and congress gavels to order

Then ring the west side of the congressional hill with 650 bulldozers like immigrants charging the southern border

Just remember to keep the elected officials rooted in place by waving an idea of more payola under their noses

And let the dozers push east until all that’s left is blacktop and a garden of roses

Burning that vilified diesel fuel, keep those big treads crashing through the congressional halls like a steer in a china shop

And keep pushing east until all the bull shit disappears and the bubbles stop

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The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

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Putin is the new God of Evil

The Gods of evil have been scorned and feared since the dawn of mankind

What behavior was acceptable and what was evil has always been clearly defined

Should a person stray from what passes as satisfactory, the behavior was blamed on an evil god.

The Egyptians had the all powerful Apophis and Bobby Brady had the bad luck Tiki idol with the tarantula that on Bobby’s pj’s trod

President Biden has been yelling, whispering and blaming his own god of evil, Mr. Putin

Everything wrong with this country that can’t be blamed on Trump is now blamed on Putin and there’s no disputing

The fact the price at the gas pumps has soared since Mr Biden assumed office is not his fault

It’s all on Putin. After doing what he could to kill the oil industry, we all watched as America’s prosperity ground to a halt

The dollar menu at the local fast food menu might now get you a napkin and two ketchup packs

But pin the blame on the Russians because everything would be great if it weren’t for the Ukraine attacks

The trucker that just spent $1100 to fill his tanks has Putin to thank

And please don’t notice the new interest rates, the price of produce and the fact your 401 just shrank

Keep in mind Mr. Biden is always fighting for you as he saved you 14 cents at last year’s barbecue

And just now to counter the rising gas prices, we now have the very cavalier federal gas tax holiday riding to your rescue

So blame the boogeyman Putin when you’re having to make the choice between milk or bread

Perhaps when Biden begs the Saudis for foreign oil he can be entertained by the stoning of an adulterer or the screams of a homosexual they’re about to behead

Apparently the whole world hangs on the evil Mr Putin who is just a bad morning away from unleashing another World War

Thankfully for Biden a new evil God has risen. The inflation, the economy and the frustration of living in a social cesspool can all be lain at Putin’s front door

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Would You Enlist to be Able to Purchase a Gun?

And so the debate rages on. The second amendment is being adorned, scorned and shredded at the same time

The President figures that by calling on God’s graces he can sway opinion. As usual with all his leftist diatribes, they haven’t been worth a dime

The real question is just what is the indicator that someone is mature enough to purchase a gun?

It seems a majority of cowardly drive by shootings are either gang related or some teenager with ruffled feelings opening up with a firearm just to see people run

It doesn’t take a genius to fire a gun. Point and shoot should come with a long division problem to solve

Non-violent negotiating skills would drastically improve if trying to answer 1381 divided by four before the other guy with his own problem is able to resolve

The pathetic teen-aged nut job that feels emboldened by killing a group of unarmed innocents should have to sit down with the military shrink, before at the gun store, laying his cash down

And perhaps a real warning could be attached to the background check that this individual liked to watch small animals drown

So what is the measure of a man? A high school diploma is now handed out for just showing up on most days

As public school teachers seem more concerned about encouraging gender dysphoria than helping a kid who is one social snub away from letting the bullets spray

So what determines if a person under 21 has the right to buy a firearm capable of taking a life?

And perhaps loading up with ammunition to settle the frustration of perceived personal strife

Obviously a stint in the military standing at attention in the Fort Benning August sun knowing you volunteered but still have 20 months to serve

The maturity of any gender receives an upgrade when tasked with military training and the military reserve

Then the right to purchase a gun should be rewarded and not a second thought given

But selling a rifle to an 18-year old hot head who’d gonna show the world what he’s all about is a crime that should not be forgiven

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The Oak Hill HOA and Vigilante Committee

The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt

“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”

“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”

“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”

“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”

“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”

“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”

“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”

“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”

“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”

“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”

“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”

“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”

“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”

“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”

“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”

“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”

“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”

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Federal Bureau of Immorality

The beautiful FBI people closed in on the evil doers. Their plan had worked to perfection

The execution was flawless as two bad guys were dead and the informant was in witness protection

Then the director yelled “cut” and the assembled actors all headed to the catering truck

When in real life a group of stressed agents were assembled trying to figure the best way, of the latest controversy, to duck

The FBI was long portrayed as the last bastion of protection from criminals both foreign and domestic

TV shows, newspaper articles and even comic books all had the integrity of the FBI shown in a light that was quite majestic

But that was then and this is now. The FBI has turned into a group of leftist protecting lap dogs for any current political cause

It doesn’t matter anymore this group of gun carrying suits are sworn to protect constitutional laws

One would need a few hours to read through a list of controversies involving the FBI just over the past few years

A lot of the reading would be taken up by the Clinton crime syndicate, then the multiple red flag school shootings and the gymnasts sex abuse tears

The revolving door firings of the fence posts and hustlers that headed the FBI would also take up a lot of time

The fact is, the FBI would probably implode if they prosecuted their own agents involved in crime

The FBI’s list of missteps continue to swell, the lies and cover ups endure as across this administration the falsehoods sprawl

One thing is certain however, as new fabrications are presented as “evidence” agents avoid the Post Office as they may see their own picture hanging on the wall

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Nothing like a School Shooting to Kill a Message of Hatred

The tweets and speeches had been prepared, proofread and were waiting to be released

It had been two years since George Floyd had died and was time for a new message of hatred since the riots and violence had ceased

Then a horrific school shooting happened and the Washington elites were in a bind

Their socialist policies had been sprung too early, were failing, and this administration was much maligned

It was time to once again to drag out the racial venom causing wide spread violence and panic

The idea of cities burning and mass chaos had caused the White House to become manic

And then one of the products of today’s society massacred a classroom of kids

But the President had already been prepped on his contemptuous speech and needed to deliver before taking another of his many lids

So Biden went on TV to praise the lawless and destructive riots of two years ago as positive social change

The fact this demented individual idealizes acts of violence has always seemed strange

President Obama tweeted that it’s a shame about a bunch of kids but let’s all remember the death of George Floyd

It would have been helpful if he’d tweeted pictured in front of buildings that, in the riots, had been destroyed

But he was probably on his private beach in Magnum’s old house enjoying the ocean view

Secure in the knowledge the rioters will stay angry and frenzied in democratic run cities and won’t be disturbing his cold brew

Trying to turn tragedy into an opportunity, this time these two communists swung and missed

Hiding failing policies behind twenty-one innocent lives used as target practice that had ceased to exist

That reached a new low even for these lying racist leftist promoters

Standing on the bloody bodies of children to try to win back voters

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Growing Up Pissed

The violence continues. Mental illness again had won out with a boy who was pissed

The world was against him, it offered no hope and he felt completely dissed

The anger had started early and eventually turned him into a social outcast

The memories were vivid. The slights and hurt of not fitting in were flooding in from the past

Current leadership constantly emphasizes your hopes and dreams are hindered by those who have it better

The loathing started in elementary school with the taunts and snickers. Yes, he heard them all and the hatred began to fester

Hiding his face in his pillow at night all he saw were the kids laughing at him

He knew one day he’d be the one laughing when the blood is draining from their wounds and their life light begins to dim

Current leadership has allowed violence to be celebrated as a way for social change

What difference is it to kill a baby a day before birth or gun them at nine as reasoning has crossed the line to deranged

Having passed the eighteenth year of mental abuse, both real and imagined, the mandatory purchase of the gun was now logical

The gun had been calling for action since it was purchased. It was time to right all the wrongs even though the hurt was all psychological

It was time to act. The TV coverage would be huge and everyone would remember his act for years to come

Entrance to the school was easy. Everything was unlocked and no one was armed, he smiled as he flicked the safety off with his thumb

The violent society had rewarded another tragedy and all should be horrified as leadership looked and sounded sincere

But leadership will point their fingers and continue to prioritize violence. Property damage and assault is okay, killing babies is approved but killing children is too severe

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Armadillos, Joro Spiders and Open Borders

The creature was flattened by a passing car and seven trucks a few hours ago

The scales and internal organs were now part of the Alabama highway and the underside of the car that delivered the fatal blow

It wasn’t long ago that an armadillo was a rarity to be ogled by children visitors at the zoo

Now they are competing with possums for the number one position of roadside stew

Recently the Joro spider has been spreading non-stop throughout NE Georgia, their webs and large soft bodies ruining many a walk

Thinking one is wiping sweat off the back of their neck and feeling that large soft body of a spider can cause quite a shock

Though considered generally harmless, they apparently arrived on a shipping container from the far east and made themselves at home

Ballooning on the wind currents by use of a modified web gives them ample areas to roam

As with all species considered invasive these spiders have now become part of the habitat

And their sheer numbers make it difficult for homeowners and gardeners to combat

Much like kudzu, congongrass and Chinese privet stopping the spread is a constant battle

And because the invasion isn’t happening in their state the pressure on the pious lawmakers doesn’t seem to cause them to rattle

Perhaps when these self-absorbed elitists are combing Joro spiders out of their hair and twisting their ankles in armadillo holes

They’ll realize their blindness to their electorate’s plight should have included better policy and stringent controls

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Crocodile Tears

Tragedy had struck. An eighteen-year old fueled by on line hate groups and his own mental illness had killed ten in a grocery store

So entrenched with his feeling of self-glorification that he streamed the slaughter of innocents for his online losers to adore

A sad and tragic tale of a loner lashing out at a group he had been programmed into believing were out to push him into irreverence

Unable to cope with people, surroundings and life he failed to realize most feelings toward him was one of ambivalence

This boy acted alone. He plotted this planned execution and was driven by his own warped mind

But seizing this horrific event, our most divisive President grasped the opportunity to blame white people as the root of hatred for all mankind

There’s nothing like the President of the United States to single out a particular race as the cause of all evil to raise the antennae on people of all colors everywhere

Creating violence and mayhem could certainly redirect anger from a failing administration and a country in desperate need of repair

He has been continuously programmed by his leftist handlers, this makes sense in Biden’s befuddled brain as the demons that rule his darkest dreams are all white

In his haste to create a socialist state, his elitist ignorance didn’t allow him to realize that Americans as a whole do not give up without a fight

He thought he could get by tossing the minorities a bone, patting them on the head and telling them what he thinks they want to hear

He smugly chalks up the minority vote as his and his New World Order is only a white vote away and for that, this race he must continue to smear

He had used political camouflage and Trumps’s bombastic buffoonery to his advantage in the last election. Lies, hearsay and Trump’s own personality put Biden over the top

But Biden’s own arrogance and greed will come back to haunt him in the midterms and his personal crusade to destroy America will grind to a stop

American voters may have to hitch a ride to the polls, step over the homeless, fight off criminals, hide from the covid police and hope the pollsters don’t cheat

But the people of all colors will show up in droves and win back the House, the Senate and ultimately put an end to Biden’s deceit

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Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his party’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

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Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

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Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

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Kill The Baby; Keep The Gun

In documents obtained through a source known only as Wormy Leaker, the ruling party reached a historic decision

A compromise had been agreed to by both parties. The new law states babies may be killed for up to six months after birth but everyone gets to keep their guns with no fear of prison

The ruling party stated in their secret memo in order to control the middle class abortions are necessary and the guns are needed so the elites can protect their assets

The huge spike in crime had risen to the point that politicians and celebrities were being robbed, car jacked and continually harassed with ominous threats

This decision was reached after a previous leak from the high court overturning Roe v. Wade caused untold violence and disarray

The ruling party’s knee-jerk reaction was to immediately pack the court with subservient judges unable to lawfully reason but only there to obey

Surprisingly, Congress defeated this inclination as many seats were coming up for re-election and the incumbents didn’t want to lose their free lunch

Because even if the rest of the world realizes there is no free lunch, that matters not to this bunch

So an alternative plan was needed to quickly appease the vocal and riotous left leaning mob

This group’s number had swollen to monstrous size outside the court house as none of the protesters had a real job

In order to appease all, a moment of brilliance in the 11th hour, happened to the man with applesauce dribbling off his chin

Asked the rhetorical question. “What is the one thing the right loves more than their own kin?”

Of course the answer would be a closet full of guns and a rifle rack in every pick up truck

And since everyone on the right already owns guns, we can let them think they won, we get to kill the babies and I won’t look like a schmuck

So expect the ruling any day that you get to keep your guns, and we continue to kill the babies

And we can promote it as “it ain’t perfect, but we’re doing it for votes, er ah, I mean all the ladies”

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To Annoy is to Sell

Currently there is a car commercial focused on a children’s orchestra struggling to play a musical piece

Cut to the fashionable Mom shutting her windows and moonroof as these children’s valiant efforts were causing eye rolling and her forehead to crease

I suppose this hyper anxious Mom would be able to jump out of her silenced domain, pick up a horn and effortlessly knock out a quick version of “Hoe Down” by Copeland

The idea is to imply these kids’ efforts aren’t worth her attention so shut them out while they struggle with the rest of the band

The next commercial focuses on a family proudly eyeing a winning lottery ticket that was placed on the table when one of the kids spills a glass of juice

As the liquid advances across the wooden surface, the family, horror-stricken all scream like they have a screw loose

Here’s an idea. Just pickup the ticket and then worry about cleaning up the mess

Mr Spock would term this logical as this would reduce these dullards’ drama queen stress

Turn on any sporting event and the first commercial break will feature a sportsbook advising how you can instantly win cash

The ad features exploding graphics, fans high fivin’, and implied riches while in reality you should be watching your bank account crash

The excitement is to have you dial these gambling houses up, but be sure to have a credit card handy

They need to know you are credit worthy and will cut you off when you reach an approved limit as that is their real modus operandi

That brings us to the big stupid bird and the guy in sunglasses dressed in yellow with the toothpick

This long-running campaign makes the bird the brighter of the two as the guy appears thick as a brick

Of course this company has always treated viewers like idiots with “out of work actors, dancing mimes, and a Saturday night cowboy”

Hopefully this assault on intelligence works as these commercials seemingly only strive to annoy

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Handshake With A Ghost

Last week, after another gratuitous speech President Biden turned to shake hands and no one was there

Looking more confused than normal the man experienced a very awkward and public moment in the spotlight’s glare

Perhaps he should become comfortable this momentary loneliness as current candidates seeking office in the midterms are hesitant to ask for his endorsement

By virtue of the ratings disaster this man has become, candidates don’t need to add in the negative connotation of a Biden reinforcement

In trying to look like a man with a well thought plan, Biden immediately worked to cancel everything Trump

Claiming to be a moderate, he caved to the liberal left and in just over a year has turned America dreadfully close to being a socialist dump

The candidates prefer to go it alone and hide from the current political situation as they have no public answers for what is wrong

The southern border has been thrown wide open and people have been stampeding across all year long

The unity promised has led to meteoric rise in crime leading to mass shootings in backyard gatherings, in schools and shopping malls

The American dream once thought possible has become just another tent in a homeless encampment at the edge of urban sprawls

Drugs are pouring in from China and Mexico continuing to poison this country’s youth

As Biden defends his addicted and influencing peddling son as always telling the truth

A Federal Judge has determined the President and the CDC over stepped their authority with it’s ineffective mask mandate on public transportation

A favorite ace in the hole he used to instill pandemic fear to keep his thumb on the American population

He is desperately trying to lower the exorbitant oil prices by any means possible except for the obvious solution

He has failed so miserably that his own party has begun to speak out against him without fear of retribution

It’s not a good look turning to shake hands and find your support has vanished

Candidates trying to achieve a lifelong dream of public office hope soon to Delaware he’ll be banished

As he himself has no defense of his decision making, he can only make snarky remarks to the press when cornered but usually retreats showing all his backside

The image of him shuffling away will be the picture defining a man running to his basement while Lady Liberty cried

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A Cow Breaks Wind in Iowa and a Tsunami Warning is Issued in Japan

It’s pastime to do something. The deranged climate change advocates were hysterical

The population will have to line up, open their wallets and rearrange their lives as that is only ethical

The elites have spoken. If you sorry individuals haven’t come to the realization the end is near

Then clean water, air, food, and certain populations will all disappear

Oil, air conditioning, and beef are all on the chopping block

Future barbecues will soon be limited to a stir-fry of tofu and artificial beef pieces cooked on an electric wok

The puppet masters are controlling the citizens as they fly overhead in their carbon emitting jets preaching the climate change gospel

Always keep in mind their needs are met by private planes, cars, and boats all powered by oil squeezed from a fossil

The tornado, the hurricane, and the drought are all the fault of everyday citizens living their daily lives

It’s the corruption of the middle class because to earn a living and pay their taxes, everyone drives

The horror on the faces of congress tells the story that survival depends on the New Green Deal

Demanding people pay through the nose, be controlled by the government, and at the foot of the democrats be forced to kneel

Climate change is a tool to control peace time citizens and is of little value to a high profile leader from a besieged country calling for World War Three

The devastation of a nuclear war overrides any idea of 1/2 degree centigrade change in the earth’s temperature when your countryside and the western hemisphere is a pile of radioactive smoldering debris

It also doesn’t matter that plastics are now found in the food we eat, in our lungs and has polluted every ocean

Forget the fact the products manufactured under the Green New Deal line the elites’ pockets while hiding behind the climate activists’ contrived commotion

While they sit back sipping from single use water bottles and push the requirement of non recyclable plastics and batteries found in every e-car

A suggestion might be to clean up the worldwide polluting plastic industry before listening to anymore drivel from the mouth of a pretentious energy czar

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Psst, I Have A Secret

He was done, mission accomplished. His telescripted vision had been enacted and the United States was in turmoil

Inflation was at record highs, gas prices were insane, and half the world was marching toward American soil

The Democratic power brokers had succeeded. They felt secure their game plan had worked and now handed Biden his one way ticket to Delaware

They knew they would have to defeat Trump, so they would anoint a champion of the people, an unknown that would come out of nowhere

This person couldn’t own much a track record to be held against him much like Obama

One that could go after the voters that feel they have no choice but to vote for Trump but have no stomach for all his drama

This new candidate would let it leak he could control the border, lower fuel prices, and stop inflation

The campaign would be non-stop as America was wise to hiding in the basement. This time he would stump the middle of the nation

The MSM would be all in as now they could go after the Orange Man with their usual reckless abandon

They can scream about January 6th, his relentless election diatribes, no tax returns, and not having to listen of chants of “lets go Brandon”

It might be enough as Trump will shoot himself in the foot on multiple occasions before election day

On what was once an almost insurmountable lead, this new person will strike naive Americans as a problem solver and watch Trump’s lead slip away

After retaining the office, the White House will celebrate by watching a defeated Trump continue to cry about rigged elections

And a surprising thing will happen after the new candidate is sworn in. Inflation will still rage, gas will be unaffordable, and people will continue to pour into the US from all directions

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Mickey Has Lost His Dickey

Walt was a cartoonist with a vision. He created Minnie as a life long partner to be in love with Mickey

But that was years ago. Now the employees of this empire feel empowered to tell parents how to raise their children hiding behind camouflage of everything Disney and that is really sickey

Recently the taped greeting at The Magic Kingdom has been changed from welcoming boys and girls to just welcoming friends

It seems that in the true sense of the words, boys and girls are now passe’ and the neutral gender world now transcends

Fearful that excited starry eyed kids looking for the Disney experience might just have their entire vacation ruined by being referred to as a girl or a boy

The idea that a child might enjoy being a kid without input from a woke adult is a concept Disney is out to destroy

Always keep in mind that Disney sings the praises of a genderless world so all people can live in the bubble of angry gender neutrality

All the while hiding behind costumes of smiling characters in the hypocritical name of congeniality

Florida recently passed a law stating that educators cannot discuss gender identity with kids aged five to eight.

Still struggling with primary reading and writing, kindergarten through third grade doesn’t seem like a reach before teaching a kid their own identity to hate

But Disney employees reacted like the end of the world was near, as they alone should have control of a child’s id

Get ’em while they’re young, thoroughly confuse the tykes, force feed them identity politics through entertainment venues and before long turn out another confused and frustrated kid

Looks like Mickey is going to have to dump Minnie as heterosexual relationships are now frowned upon

The Disney employees might consider themselves warriors for a just cause but in the case of the bottom line that conclusion is not forgone

Biting the hand that feeds them isn’t a solid policy when the turnstiles slow and the crowds begin to thin

The color green is what drives this business and in spite of a very self-serving attitude, let the profits plummet and this is another cause the left might just not win

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Desperately Seeking An “Ask Not” Moment

The time had come, the whole world was watching and the leader of NATO and the free world wanted to deliver a speech for the ages

He wanted the people to know he was a decisive leader and not the gaffe ridden spectacle delivering telescripted monologues from Washington stages

He’d come of age hearing JFK’s oratory stating “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” He wanted that kind of moment

He wanted to deliver the speech that future history books will show how he stood up to his ruthless opponent

Here he was, standing before the world much as President Reagan when he demanded, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

His handlers had already had to backtrack an earlier gaffe about American soldiers being included in the Russian political brawl

He’d also been filmed in awkward banter and choking down pizza like he was one of the guys

Again, damage control by his overseers, it was not a good look as the public had grown weary of bumbling photo ops and how little their dollar buys

So he grabs the podium and in his bellowing oratory, calls on the Supreme Deity and exclaims “This man cannot remain in power”

The horrified handlers immediatly started reeling in this blunder as Putin wasn’t one to cower

So the President had his moment to shine in the sun but he swung mightily and missed

The world went back about their business while the Russian tanks continued their quest to help the Ukrainians cease to exist

But the besieged should have felt blessed in his show of solidarity, first he sends his ditzy Vice President and then to show his true qualities, he made an appearance

Harry S. Truman once stated, “My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference”

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The Democrat’s New Order Dictionary Vol. I

Collins Dictionary describes definition as: a statement giving meaning of a word or expression especially in a dictionary

However the meaning of a word to the new Washington wordsmiths is purely discretionary

Once again the problem comes down to those pesky written definitions. Use one word or statement to depict an agenda and someone will wave a dictionary in your face

So this administration has developed a unique idea to rewrite the definitions should they need to use an all encompassing word to make their case

The following examples highlight terms currently being redefined to satisfy their needs

Keep in mind the way this term is used is the new definition and the usage in terms of previous definitions, this now supersedes

Unity: a condition of harmony; the quality or state of being one

Currently unity appears to have all citizens become destitute and therefore government dependant and when questioned about it watch the President cut and run

Border: a line separating two political or geographical areas especially countries

Currently the term applies in both a geographical and political area only to Ukraine as in the United States the line is used to count the number of migrant crossings and illegal entries

Deter: to turn aside, discourage, or prevent from acting

Currently deter had been liberally used with sanctions to keep Russia from crossing the previously mentioned border but a testy President now insists that sanctions would not deter Putin from enacting

Woman: an adult female person

Currently there is some confusion as how to define a woman, apparently needing a biologist and test results involving blood and urine

In trying to keep up with the new definitions coming out of Washington, the thumping sound you hear is poor Mr. Webster flipping in his grave

Much like the population of this republic now being gender fluid perhaps the New Order Dictionary is just as fluid and dictionaries published before 2020 you don’t need to save

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The Incredible Shrinking Pop Tart

Anticipation was high, the three cups of morning coffee had the stomach growling non stop for the last hour

But knowing in the desk drawer was the foil wrapped beauty of pastry and jelly just waiting for one to devour

Time for the first morning break and the foil was ripped off and the mouth salivating at the thought of the tasty delight

But something seemed off about this two pack of deliciousness as what was eaten seemed short by at least a bite

It had happened. The ever expanding inflation had invaded even my morning snack

And to think just three days ago I was congratulating myself for being a careful shopper and buying the value pack

Shrinkflation was the new buzz word. Everyday items were getting smaller by the manufacturer to keep the prices the same

The President didn’t seem to care as he points his fingers in every direction as everyone but himself should share the blame

Manufactureres were trying to disguise the fact you were purchasing less by resorting to a cleverly redesigned wrapper

By studying the offerings in the grocery aisle, the words “best buy” tagged by the retailer always seem to be the final capper

In reality the wording ought to mention you get less by still shelling out for the same

Shelf placement, new graphics, different packaging are all part of the game

So, after the three bean and cheese burritos night, one might experience the horror of the next morning’s empty toilet paper roll

Because of the missing eighteen squares, you might just be trying to force a really nasty ad circular down the bowl

Consider shrinkflation as gift from this concerned administration. Imagine it as a new way to diet to lose those pandemic pounds

Smaller candy bars, less chips in the bag or crackers in the box, the package may look the same but the product is smaller than it sounds

So when Fluffy is three feedings short, the ice cream ran out six scoops ago, and a family size value pack means you might have to lose one of the kids

Just remember the President states his economy is on the rebound while the rest of America is figuring this country has already hit the skids

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White House Friend Requests

The current resident Commander in Chief has been sending a lot of friend requests lately and hasn’t had many positive replies

While cutting off his nose to spite his face, he’s been asking foreign leaders for part of their oil supplies

“Because I want the US oil industry gone, I’m willing to pay big taxpayer bucks to keep my economy from collapsing”

“You see, I’ve been bragging about my Build Back Better campaign and now the escalated gas prices has a stagnate economy relapsing”

“I’m sending this request to you, Mr. Supreme Leader of Iran, because I need your oil for our gas”

“We’ll make you happy with a new Nuclear deal and let your uranium enrichment program become first class”

“I’ll just look the other way and turn a deaf ear to the fact you’ll be stockpiling nuclear missiles if we reach an agreement”

“I’ll use my creepy whisper voice to emphasize consent even though the American people’s opposition is vehement”

“I’ll also be sending friend requests to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia. They have oil I can use to keep the price at the pump high”

“I’m sure they won’t take advantage of me knowing I refuse to tap into our own supply”

“Maybe someone will positively respond to one of my requests. I’d send out more but most of the other oil producers have ties to BRICS

“Maybe if I do some more groveling, one or more may accept my request, after all it’s just a few mouse clicks”

“To keep my unrealistic and distorted vision of a zero carbon footprint, to the friend requests I received from Canada, the US oil industry, and a majority of American people, I’ll click ignore”

“Because in reality I don’t serve at the pleasure of the American people, I only serve to those few groups that can line my pockets with laundered funds in a bank offshore”

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Biden: Paving The Way For Term Limits

The cart had been loaded with easily digestible breakfast offerings and all the diapers had been changed

The American public, weary of the plans to destroy the republic, had finally given up labeling them deranged

They were still rolling around the halls of Congress as the funds plundered from the public trough never seem to run dry

Suspected of criminal activity for years, despite rumors of insider trading, nepotism, and lobbyist payola had stayed in office, thanks to the fawning press who had always turned a blind eye

It seems the only crime that had the voyeuristic press people up in arms were ones that had sexual overtones

Legislators were always able to lie, manipulate, and steal but had to be really careful when jumping one’s bones

However, the last couple of decades have provided numerous challenges for illicit affairs to occur for many older members working on the hill

The dresses formerly worn to highlight clevage are now slit below the beltline and nothing happens in the bedroom after just one pill

Since the young political groupies are now noticeably nauseous when approached about a roll in the hay

The moldy oldies have had to forego sex but can still live the life of luxury by making the citizens pay

Accepting the fact they might not live forever, it’s time to make the golden years gold.

So as long as the propaganda machine keeps rolling they will continue to feather their nest while they’re old

Little did the citizens know that the “Build Back Better” infrastructure plan paved the way to beach front assisted living

As long as these ancient members can keep running for office they will continue to receive the gift that keeps on giving

It’s time for America to recognize the old fogies that have never earned a real paycheck

That term limits are necessary for new ideas to revive the country’s economy and keep it from becoming a bigger trainwreck

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Dress Right, Dress

George Orwell wrote that, “We sleep peacefully in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf”

That was then and this is now as we stand ready to hear our doddering and demented President’s latest gaffe

Sadly, our country has become a laughingstock for their lack of leadership and military planning

Run from Afghanistan leaving citizens and equipment behind but call someone by the wrong pronoun and that is an unforgivable offense the Army is banning

By the end of September all Army personnel will undergo sensitivity training and be fully aware of gender dysphoria

Causing the Washington left wing policymakers reason for celebration and heightened euphoria

“I am not afraid of an Army of lions led by sheep; I am afraid of an Army of sheep led by a lion” so stated Alexander the Great

With conflicts flaring around the world, orders need to be carried out by future soldiers without first a gender debate

As of March 13th 1300 Ukrainian fighters lost their lives defending their country from Russian invaders

They were dying for something they believed in and not to appease a group of woke corrupted political crusaders

“I don’t know what effect these men will have on the enemy, but, by God they terrify me,” said the Duke of Wellington in a quote from the past

American soil was furiously defended by farmers, factory workers, and school teachers in the trenches covered with mud and blood until they breathed their last

They didn’t need to rely on someone in their foxhole in the midst of gender transition or offended by the use of an inappropriate pronoun

They fought because their buddies had their back and toughness came to the surface when the chips were down

Now it looks as though the Army is more into fashion and wokeness while giving a whole new meaning to Dress Right, Dress

Spending time in sensitivity training may not be the best use of resources in these dangerous times but at least the Pentagon can call it progress

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Leave The Bullies An Out

And so it goes. The Ukrainian people continue to stream across the border clinging to their loved ones

The few left behind were doing a surprisingly good job of impeding the advancing Russian army with fly swatters and BB guns

This waves a giant red flag in the face of the macho thinking Russian leader

As the rest of the world sits back halting the flow of caviar, diamonds, and vodka while trying to play the role of mind reader

Only now a program is needed to tell one psychopath from another

Both Putin and Biden share similar traits as neither cares about their fellow countrymen and cries for restraint go in one ear and out the other

Putin is all in to restore Russia to its former glory and figured his troops could just roll in and take control

Biden, on the other hand, is only motivated by what is showing in the most recent poll

The Ukrainians fought back like cornered cats and slowed the Russian troops to a crawl

In no hurry to end the conflict, Biden now has another scapegoat for his sorry track record. “I’m sick of this stuff!” He would squall

But he wants high prices. He wants his New Green Deal

He sure can’t be accused of “tilting at windmills” as the windmills are responsible for Americans to suffer through the high prices of gas and their next meal

So while one “leader” relishes in the fact that his own citizens are under his thumb

The other leader must show toughness and figure a plan that either the Ukrainians surrender or to escalated warfare succumb

Since his own army is showing signs of demoralization and lack of motivation in the ranks

He might need to upgrade from conventional warfare with just artillery and tanks

A peacemaker is desperately needed to begin diplomatic negotiations

Sending in an incompetent Vice President to mollify nobody just adds to Biden’s administration’s humiliations

But someone is needed as Putin is now backed into a corner with his finger on both the chemical and nuclear switch to wipe a country’s population from this earth

One has to question as to what price windmills and electric cars are really worth

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When You’re Broke You’ll Be Woke

The brow beating frenzy has continued since inauguration day

“You will toe the line and you will obey”

The best way for people to do as they’re told has been used by the military for years

First you break a person completely down so taking orders will be the course he steers

Immediately put the pandemic fear in everyone. Keep showing the number of daily deaths and let all know they could be next

Track people by watching who takes the jab and who objects

Then force employers to mandate the vaccine or you’ll lose your job

Scream loudly about every naturally occurring variant and encourage the drama queen hysterical mob

Close the schools and keep the children muzzled and afraid

It took America the better part of two years to realize they were played

But that also meant, due to enforced regulations, a lot of middle class businesses went bust

Everything was good, said the man on the camera as long as you obeyed and in him you could trust

So you lost your life’s work, wore your mask, and did what you were told

But the kids weren’t dying, the masks were proven ineffective, and the boosters oversold

Now those lousy middle classers were hollering about empty store shelves and the price of hamburger meat and crackers

We couldn’t hide the inflation numbers from the peoples’ wallets, so we blamed the meat packers

Suddenly it’s only eight months to get this thing done

So let’s push Putin into rolling into Ukraine and blame the insane gas prices on Russia instead of who’s really holding the smoking gun

Smugly state that at six bucks a gallon, how does that electric car look to you?

Frankly, it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew

Because in just a few short months your warped vision of untold payola and your small pack of a woke mob

Will be blocked on every proposal and in three years you’re out of a job

You’ll be cursed by today’s children and grandchildren for having to shoulder your ever expanding debt and for treating their parents like pond scum

And leave behind a legacy that will be scorned by future politicians and historians for generations to come

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When Only Thugs Take Your Call

It seems that yesterday, the alleged leader of the free world tried to make a couple of phone calls

Knowing this person is locked in to ruining the oil business to push his own agenda, the Mideast oil producers refused to talk no matter how much he crawls

The countries that would talk to this administration are sworn enemies of the US but American dollars are being waved under their noses

Figuring they can strike while the iron is hot, they’ll accept charges for the call before this demented soul nods off and dozes

Turning his back on the very people that put him in office he welcomes foreign oil rather than producing his own

But the clock is running on the Green Deal as it needs to be implemented before midterms and the popular vote for open Democratic seats boots most from their throne

So he’ll side with evil bad actors that would like nothing better than kill every man, woman and child living in the United States

It’s really sad to see this individual riled up over false voting rights perceptions, but he’s willing to kiss the ass of terrorist dicators he supposedly hates

It probably irritates him that Zelensky is still alive as this Ukrainian leader continues to call him out making him look weak

Since trying to hide behind Poland didn’t work, at least he can use the blocking of Russian oil to conceal his yellow streak

It’s now only a matter of time until the daily price escalation of all goods sends this country into a raging recession

And the driving force behind all policies, the huge conglomerates, realize their own profits are beginning to sink then maybe just maybe the current leadership might be forced to ease domestic oil suppression

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El Partido Politico de Los Gigantes

Captain’s log, Stardate 2040: The new party had swept the election and were victorious

Celebrating in Spanish at the podium, the newly elected group claimed this moment was glorious

The latest ruling class, the newcomers who had crossed in 2022, had been declared citizens in Biden’s last act

Just like everything else from the Biden regime, another scheme another failure and the now ex- ruling class was hacked

Figuring the millions that had crossed would vote democratic, this group once again misfired when it came to understanding human uniqueness

People weren’t fleeing a tyrannical government leaving behind everything they knew to replace one with another demonstrating the self-serving democrats’ conceptual weakness

By allowing a huge voter block into what was the United States, Biden and company had opened the door for a new ruling class in DC

Freed from the illegal moniker, this group sent the entrenched elites packing and now coined the phrase of WED or “Washington Elite Deportee”

Conservative by nature, this party didn’t want to live on a government hand-out or a welfare check

The dems had erroneously figured this group would be the new labor class, minimum wage workers that deserved little respect

Except the gardeners had now traded in their shears and housekeeping had parked their laundry carts and worked their way into the boardrooms

Leaving the third place democrat party, BLM, the squad, and the blue states’ leadership running on e-fumes

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Playing Chicken on the World Stage

The cry from the tunnels by the Ukrainian people sounded distant and drained

It was now in the second week and the remaining citizens watched in terror as the missiles rained

They’d circled the wagons but Putin had them surrounded

As Biden in his speech talked as though the battle was won or so it sounded

The Russians had encircled the two largest cities and had cut all utilities and supplies

The citizens of Ukraine had become target practice for the Russian rifles hastening Ukraine’s demise

The people of Russia are demonstrating against war as is the world and sanctions are in place

Unfortunetly, in spite of the video taped posturing by the free world leaders, Putin holds the final ace

That is the ace of hearts, the card played when humanity and decency are needed and Putin will use that against the world

The struggles of the Ukrainians are shown nightly, fighting the missiles and tanks with small arms fire and molotov cocktails hurled

For twenty minutes on the news, watch those citizens suffer and hear their plea for aid

No water, food, heat or medicine will have the NATO leaders bending to this madman’s crusade

“If you will not lift the sanctions we’ll indiscriminately kill the population and threaten everyone else with nuclear war”

The idea of a mushroom shaped cloud of radioactive fallout approaching cities to the west is hard to ignore

“Lift your sanctions that we demand or focus your cameras on the cities that we will demolish”

“Then turn your news satelites toward the western border and watch while we come after everything Polish”

While the leader of the free world babbles on like he has a plan to end this hostility

The Ukrainian people huddle in the cold and stark subway tunnels well aware of the word salad futility

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Clearly Basically Literally

Literally, basically, and clearly are three of the most hackneyed adverbs in American speech today

Stick a microphone in someone’s face and count the seconds until literally comes into play

Literally, used for emphasis in this pretentious world, the recipients of a conversation wouldn’t understand the gist without the use of this adverb

This takes the discussion from mere acknowledgment to something literally superb

Basically is used to describe something fundamental in nature or disposition

Because if it wasn’t pointed out early what was basic, appreciation of what follows might best be left to an academician

Listen to an announcer’s spiel and because you might be an ignoramus, you’ll be told basically what the speech entails

And because of the potential doofus syndrome, we can’t divulge many details as more than basics might send you off the rails

Clearly emphasizes what is clear. If a current sentence doesn’t enlighten one, by using the the adverb clearly, one’s eyes would now open to the meaning

If used correctly the word aids in a dullard’s understanding and doesn’t sound so demeaning

Take these exhausted adverbs out of everyday speech and the daily portion of word salad would be lacking the rancid dressing

The average broadcaster, columnist, and citizen would need to up their vocabulary as they would have a real problem with their thoughts expressing

One can’t just banish these words from their everyday lingo because basically one would clearly have a hard time literally speaking

Think about it, clearly Biden’s weakness basically has his puppet masters rejoicing as the exorbitant gas prices can be a plus for his New Green Deal and keep the left from literally freaking

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Hell Hath No Fury

“Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble, Fire Burn and Caldron Bubble”

Hillary has seethed for the last five years and it’s time again to turn Trump to rubble

The world of politics continuously demonstrates that it’s inhabited by a small-minded community

Forget about voters, forget about fixing the things DC has broken, forget about unity

Thanks to the huge mistake Biden is, voters have begun to realize the entrenched Washington politicians have all the scruples of a bottom of the deck card dealer

“Vote for me, vote for me, I have your back,” states the candidate with all the sincerity of a snake oil huckster and a carnival faith healer

They’re counting on the fact Americans have the memory of a fruit gnat and the attention span of a two year old

Hillary, with MSM help, will portray the orange man as bad, the current leader as having run his course, and is hoping to strike gold

Please forget about half the population as being deplorables and blowing off the Benghazi slaughter

The end of coal miners, personal e-mail servers, ask the Ukrainians about how the reset button is working, and how to shoot the rapids from Whitewater

The list goes on, but one wonders. Is this the best the democrats can do?

It’s like opening the refrigerator and seeing last week’s left overs, always the same ingrediants in five day old stew

Another old white person, a bitter woman with another annoying cackle and a pompous smirk

It seems the dems require a female candidate to have a questionable past, the repulsing “grima” of a laugh, and the ability to pop up at election time like clockwork

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Do Covid Police Get A Pass?

Much has been made in the news about police brutality in recent years

Send the police to quiet a boisterous gathering and a potentially dangerous person is forcibly arrested and the reputation of that department the press smears

With thousands of arrests made daily, mental health, uncontrolled rage, and everyday criminals can create numerous life and death incidents

Add in the idiot cop in Minneapolis, pushing his weight on an individual’s neck setting up a year long vocal and violent anti-cop sentiments

Do the majority of well-meaning hard working cops deserve this notoriety?

Obviously not. For the most part they serve the people and help protect general society

UNTIL

The pandemic rules and regulations became the cops’ hall pass

Either you follow the commands set by some petty tyrant wallowing in both arrogance and ignorance or the cops will kick your ass

This is the same group defending their restraint and asking for a more wholesome depiction

But watch as they drag a concerned parent away from the mic because some pompous school board member thought the right to interpret the Constitution was within their jurisdiction

Stop everyday citizens on the the street to see if their paperwork was in order and arrest them if they can’t produce

Hiding behind the mask mandate, they have the government backing for their power to abuse

Violently attack peaceful protesters in Canada. Beat and arrest at will

Because the jaundiced oppressor in charge wasn’t satisfied he ordered his own brown shirts to drag pets out of the truck cabs to kill

Cover their names and badge numbers, conceal their faces behind riot helmets, and push through the crowd on horseback trampling an old lady with a walking device

All because a maskless trucker might infect the miniture hula dancer shimmying on the dash or hanging from the mirror, the fuzzy dice

So officers, what’s it gonna be? Are you really the good guys doing a hard job?

Or the brutal storm troopers forcing your anger and prejudices on a peaceful mob?

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How Low Can They Go?

It finally happened, the gloves had been dropped and the socialist agenda was under attack

The opponents had squared off, were staring in each others’ eyes and talking smack

The loose string had been pulled as the governments were unraveling like a cheap sweater

Canada and the US, joined at the hip were pushing their agendas such as mask mandates and Build Back Better

These policies were designed by the socialist think tank to keep people pointed in their leftist direction and under their thumb

The problem, thanks to social media, were the people were a little more educated, organized and not so dumb

Back in the day, the rules were set by lobbyists, special interests, and large corporations

The rules were created around these back room meetings and forced on the workers with no explanations

The nightly news then offered up the rulings in thirty minute segments as unquestionable fact

But thanks to Al Gore’s internet, this elitist view into the crystal ball of the future was dropped and cracked

The horror that is knowledgeable voters caused great concern to the leaders elected to serve society

Suddenly the public started questioning these elected officials causing the self appointed overlords much anxiety

To counter, the tyrants created measures hoping to send those questioning their decrees back into seclusion

The fact these mandates would be continually accepted as gospel was just another elitist delusion

Canada has employed the Emergencies Act to force the very lifeblood of this autocrat’s country to obey his commands

Big Banking has frozen the accounts of those in defiance of his demands

Makes one wonder about the security of using financial institutions to secure their well-being

Perhaps this is a lesson to all as knowledge gained by this Twerp’s decrees are valuable in future foreseeing

Uncle Joe is losing control, as his pandemic plan is falling apart and the virus is disappearing in its natural cyclical mutating stages

World leaders do not fear his presence, and his planned inflation is rising way more rapidly than their wages

Finally, the people had enough of these despicable errors in judgement and began “waving their private parts at his aunties”

Hoping this will force some semblance of logical thinking and untwisting the knot that is Joe and Justin’s panties

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Put Paul Revere on Alert! The Truckers are Coming

The lantern had been hung in the church tower. The one light was shining bright, meaning the truckers were coming by land

The hand wringing had started. The White House had no Paul Revere to muster the troops as the truckers drew their line in the sand

End the mandates, use the masks to solve the toilet paper shortage, and stick the jabs where the sun don’t shine

The working class had enough. The self-seeking rules of the CDC and the rest of the pretentious decrees by pompous rulers amounted to no more than casting pearls before swine

The brave Canadian truckers had demonstrated to the world that a heavily politicized disease used to contol a population could only be enforced for so long

The big rigs were quickly joined by farmers’ tractors and everyday vehicles to show to the world that Canada’s weak kneed leader was wrong

Supported by fellow countrymen, they had proven to the autocrats they were fed up with their repressive government regulations

Willing to sacrifice their own livelihood and well-being, they were waving their own signs in defiance of Trudeau’s proclamations

Following in the footsteps of his neighbors to the south and resorting to American political divisiveness, Trudeau took to childish name-calling

First hiding from the chaos, he reappeared when the economy and travel around Ottawa began to tank, but his lack of respect to hard-working Canadians is what most found galling

Now Biden wants it stopped. Perhaps with his own miserable track record, he can team up with Trudeau to star in the 2022 version of Dumb and Dumber.

Add in the crackerjack Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, who as usual will accomplish nothing, and the three stooges can all hold hands and skip off to Biden’s beachfront home to spend the summer

“What a long strange trip it’s been,”sang the Greatful Dead in their song Truckin’

In one seemingly endless year the government was able to take a thriving economy and throttle it down to the point of sucking

But just like the cowboy thrown from his bronc, he shakes it off and gets back on to keep on buckin’

The truckers will roll with the government punches and park their big rigs when it’s necessary to KEEP ON TRUCKIN’

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Insidious

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines insidious as an adjective, “causing harm in a way that is gradual or not easily noticed.”

The Biden administration currently employs this policy to accept his vision and the fact he prioritizes tax paying citizens in the pecking order as the lowest

He is striving to pressure American folks in conceding to a higher cost of living, the uniform wearing of masks, and being overrun with illegal migrants

His advisors are downright joyful considering the future progressive democrats can cross the border at will since there are no requirements

The areas where these ill prepared and unskilled will settle will bear the burden of schooling and training

It doesn’t matter to DC as this is all in the game plan. Eventually the socialist outcry will result in voting rights and the socialist agenda will win without campaigning

The New Green Deal will become ground zero to raise the tax base and pay for the New World Plan

The once proud America will disappear as manufacturing is outsourced, tech jobs vanish, and farming will be government controlled all happening in a short time span

Gas lines will be long for five dollar gas and people will brag about filling up for only four eighty-nine.

The chip shortage is fictional as software is being developed to track your every move and the new car scarcity is by design

The new chips will allow the government to see your time spent driving, your mileage, time away from your listed address, and with a nod to the new Green Deal, charge you for heat and air

In your new electric auto, driving will be taxable offense, enjoyed only by the privileged so buyer beware

Is this administration out to destroy the middle class? Don’t ask the President as he is just a talking puppet and runs from the press

Forget about creating a better life for your family. When you accept the fact you’re about to become nothing more than a bit of revenue the government will consider that progress

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Come Back Mr Trump, We Need You

The people have spoken, the current administration is in total disarray and we need Trump back

The party is running scared and all fingers are now pointing to their leader who regularly demonstrates he’s not the sharpest tack

The weary public is tired of the pandemic excuse, blamed as the culprit for all things wrong, the reasoning has become worn and frayed

Still hiding behind the conveniently shifting science, the CDC is once again blaming bats when all logic indicates the virus was man made

The border czar is using any excuse to disguise the fact her leadership has been an exercise in futility

The one two punch of the Biden/Harris ticket has brought major concerns from the democrat party about future electability

But hope is on the horizon as Trump is talking about running for office again

He’s once again mounted the stage, gloated over his adoring fans, and listened to his own pitchmen

For the first time in a year he represents good news to the democrat’s propaganda machine

With the continual debacle of the current Presidency, the press is beside themselves knowing shortly they’ll have the Trump train to demean

Social media and the networks have had a rough year trying to prop up the senile puppet with hollow praise

It’s time to start sending out the message of hatred to the ill informed so on election day the current President stays

The MSM mindless toadies are all popping celebration corks as now they have a reason to rejoice

Because more than anything else, Trump loves the sound of his own voice

Goad him just a bit and off he’ll go on some thin-skinned bombastic rant

Then smugly back up his statement cheered by his same vacant eyed legions and his kids who serve as his only confidants

If only the democrats could convince Jack Dorsey to reinstate Trump’s bullying Twitter account

The remaining obstacles in the path to remain in the White House would become easier to surmount

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Red Rover Red Rover Send Russia Right Over

The Biden administration, itching to start a conflict, is caught in their own weird playground game

By continually poking Putin to send his troops into Ukraine, Biden can do his best MacArthur impersonation in freedom’s name

Russia has massed troops at the Ukrainian border and can take the country any time it wants

Faster than the Taliban in Afghanistan, if Russia crosses, it’s only a matter of hours before they’re dining in Kyiv’s finest restaurants

Ukraine’s President Zelensky has told Biden and his pack of pathetic wimpy mouthpieces to back off and quit trying to create an armed hostility

Ukraine is in the middle of a pissing contest between Washington and Moscow. One is governed by a hard-nosed ruler and one is frightfully close to senility

Russia does not want Ukraine to join NATO and be controlled by the Allied Command and therefore the USA

The US knows that if Russia decides to cross the border and conquers what is a free country they won’t be going anywhere and will stay

So it goes, the US has placed 8500 troops on high alert to help defend the European nations

Apparently the Washington War Machine has decided 8500 is a good round number of acceptable losses to increase NATO demarcations

It’s a lose/lose situation for Zelensky. He can join NATO and watch the Russian tanks roll past his breakfast table

Or he can welcome Russia into his country and try to keep as much of his government intact as he’s able

But allowing Biden to call the shots on the out manned and out gunned Ukrainian Red Rover team

Is just an open invitation for the horror of war to be thrust on the citizens of Ukraine before submitting to the inevitable communist regime

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Top Gun-White House Version

“Who we got up there?” asked the grizzled Pentagon chief. “The American people are anxious and scared”

“Geezer and Deuce,” stated the democratic party. “Great,” snarled the chief. “An incompetent and one who’s impaired”

“Geezer,” snapped the chief. “You’ve got multiple bogies surrounding you and so far you’ve not stopped any of them”

“Those bogies are equipped with missiles having huge policy busting warheads and yet you continue to only fire on the already dead voting issue which you falsely condemn”

Meanwhile, overheard in the cockpit, Deuce exclaimed. “Geezer there’s a migrant caravan on our tail and you’re slowing down”

“Deuce,” yelled Geezer. “I’ll hit the brakes and they’ll fly right past. Then I’ll point this sucker toward Delaware and get out of town.”

Later in the local bar Deuce was at the piano pounding out a bad rendition of “Great Balls of Fire” when her husband called out, “Deuce! Ya big Stud. Take me to the border or lose me forever”

To which Deuce replied. “Be sure to kiss the kids goodbye because the chance of that happening is never”

That afternoon Geezer’s shirtless volleyball game was shut down by the beach police as even the sand crabs objected

It seems that Geezer, “Mittens” Sanders, “Too Tall” Fauci, and “Shylock” Schumer were displaying too much pasty cellulite and the American people felt disrespected

Six days later in a practice run, Geezer erroneously flew directly into the wrath of his own citizens questioning another reckless decision

In order to save himself he decided the best way to survive was to eject and sacrifice Deuce in a canopy collision

It seems the policy breakdowns had led to antagonistic foreign activities, spikes in crime, pandemic failures, and an economy that had America reeling

Though it took a year for the USA to figure it out, but with the Geezer at the controls, the voters had “Lost That Loving Feeling”

Geezer really wanted to be thought of as a decisive leader. His impulsive actions and atrocious advice had been disastrous as he refused to leave well enough alone

There were no two ways about it, America was now on “The Highway To The Danger Zone”

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Spreading Washington’s Word

Due to pandemic fears N. Korea has closed its borders to China severely limiting all imports

This closure has caused, among other things a short supply of agricultural fertilizer according to reports

Citizens were advised they need to make homemade manure and state factory workers were given a quota to meet

150 kilograms per day would be required to help the farmers with their crops so their population would be able to eat

This opens an opportunity for the current US administration to show our friends in N. Korea a little good will

For the last year the White House has been one disaster after another all producing a record amount of swill

Think about it. The voting rights legislature has been a lot of clueless noise continuing to beat a dead horse

Send that horse and the buckets of BS that has sprouted from the ignorant and that will be one product the Americans will be happy to outsource

No issues with the supply chain? Pour a few tubs of that on the row crops and watch the corn grow

Dump some of Washington’s ideas on how to run a military on soybeans and rice and the seedlings will be sprouting as fast as the workers can sow

Nail a copy of Biden’s 200 page book on stopping the pandemic to the partition next to the quota pail for the N. Koreans to use

Also any new idea being hatched in Washington could be sent to Kim Jong-un to help with his lack of produce

It would be a nice change for DC to spread a little of that around and not money to help the N. Koreans with their simple foods and breads

And for once not dump their socialist agenda all over it’s own citizens’ heads

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The Best At Being Bad

The Cambridge English Dictionary defines outperform as: “to do well in a particular job or activity compared to others in a similar type”

Yesterday President Biden had a two-hour press conference and stated he outperformed what was expected as part of his hype

There should be no argument about that statement as his administration has set the new standard for the Law of Diminishing Returns

Immediately cranking up the blame game his fingers pointed to the pandemic, the Fed, the Republicans as obstacles demonstrating he fiddles while Rome burns

By his first year’s performance he has set the bar that all future Presidents will be measured against.

Excuses were many for this administration but ask him about his bombastic voting rights speech and suddenly he’s incensed

He saved Christmas and the supply chain is at 89%. The shelves are stocked if you want a $3.00 can of minestrone soup but fugetaboutit if you want hamburger meat

He’s calling on foreign nations to help with the escalating fuel prices so you can get to the store but you do need to run inside as you might get stabbed in the street

The Soviet Union can do what it wants to Ukraine as long as any kind of invasion is considered small

Apparently Putin understands this and is currently amassing more troops on the border and doesn’t seem to have much regard for Biden’s call

Thankfully there are no US troops involved in this crisis as all were witness to his military game plan

Biden stated he sent billions in weapons and equipment to Ukraine meaning within a short while, Russian soldiers will be waving the equipment to cameras just like the Taliban in Afghanistan

So for two hours the man rambled on about outperforming as a major piece of legislation failed to pass on the Senate floor

So he has outperformed all past presidents. Everything is way worse than a year ago, but who’s keeping score

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America On Steroids

The teleprompter was rolling, the font was large and the words rehearsed

He’d been told backstage to go out there and shout that voter ID was the worst

Then claim not allowing candidate campaigners to offer those standing in line water and a voter plea

Was like “Jim Crow on steroids” to the nth degree

That phrase is now commonplace in political speak

In an attempt to vilify anyone in opposition yelling the steroid phrase is the new technique

Apparently political speechwriters have forgotten steroids were created to treat inflammatory diseases

Perhaps the current rheumatic patients should take offense while this old guy rants and wheezes

The connotation of steroids being villainous happened when athletes found they could improve their bulk and performance with use

The side effects were numerous but when Build Back Better was the goal, it’s best to ignore the long term hovac created when injecting the juice

Voter ID, mask mandate lock downs, and ending the filibuster all have the potential for the opposition accused of being “on steroids”

But answers to the name-calling from the teleprompter marionette will not be forthcoming as the strings pull him away because non approved questions he avoids

So America will continue to hear the phrase “on steroids” as those opposed to the White House agenda are considered deplorable trash

So pass the steroid cream around for liberal use to treat the itch that is rapidly turning into an ugly rash

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JABARAMA

Hello folks and welcome to the City Convention Center for our inaugural JABARAMA

Please be wearing your masks and practice social distancing as we don’t need any Karen type drama

If you’ll notice the vaccine vendors all have large booths set up and are proudly showing the current statistics

Each booth is showing why you should choose their shot based on private research displaying efficacy, the mild if any side effects, and other positive characteristics

Don’t ask about serious adverse reactions as those all happen to people with co-morbidities

So, if you currently have additional problems like respiratory, kidney issues, or are overweight please visit one of the many other booths there to help our attendees

By the way, if you have a moment or two have your picture taken with a life size cutout of Dr Fauci for your very own keepsake

The staff will then stamp the photo with his signature to be cherished forever even though like him it’s all fake

Also check your watches as there will be a seminar about the timing of future shots featuring representatives from the drug manufacturers

And as a special attraction, a surprise guest from the Wuhan lab will be available to deny all plausibility through his translators

So step right up. Pack up your spouse, granny, your kids and infants, and your puppy dogs

And don’t forget on your way out to stop by the souvenir shop for a t-shirt or an embossed vax card or order online from one of our catalogs

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The Codger Went Down To Georgia

The Codger went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for votes to steal

He was in a bind cause he was way behind, but he was unwillin’ to make a deal

He stepped to the podium and obnoxiously shouted that if you didn’t agree with him you were racist

Comparing all to the infamous democrats Bull Connors and Jefferson Davis while continuing to shout his well-worn phrases from his same old playlist

The old man and his sidekick were failures, so bad that his biggest hard-working supporter didn’t bother to show up

If there was a contest for panderers and liars these two would be awarded the first place loving cup

He had won promising to unite but now had taken to calling a high percentage of Americans derogatory names

Inflation is setting new records, the pandemic is raging across the nation, the supply chain is in horrible shape, and we’re all watching his presidency go down in flames

The geezer and his cronies are desperately trying to hold on, but there is no lifeline to be seen

His Build Back Better program is being picked apart like buzzards on roadkill. It’s looking like the end of the democratic machine

They can look to themselves for not having a better candidate and there appears to be no saviour on a white horse

Hillary, Stacy, and Pete are trying to elbow their way to the front and hoping their promises will be enough for the party to endorse

The failed presidential candidate, the failed gubenatorial candidate and the failed supply chain chief continue the hopeful parade of wash-outs

They have accomplished nothing in the world wide scheme of things and are currently standing in line behind this old coot who shouts

When the codger finished, the republicans said, “Well you’re pretty bad ol’ son

But head to your basement in Delaware and let us show you how it’s done”

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The Unemployed Union Meeting

“Okay we need to get started. Will everyone please pull up the footrests on their recliner as we need to bring to order the Unemployed Union Meeting”

“Please focus your attention on the screen as this online meeting is for your benefit from the comfort of your home and your laid back seating”

As soon as the meeting was called to order, fingers flew on the keyboards as the members were outraged

The time for free money had ceased, the stimulus checks had stopped meaning this group from society could no longer remain disengaged

“How are we expected to survive?” was the predominant question lighting up the chat side of the screen.

“We have fully anticipated for this free spending administration to acknowledge our financial problem and by now to intervene”

Some of the members had rocked forward in their chairs with a furious look while cursing the digital figure on the flickering display

“We’re in the process of demanding action on this right now,” screamed the Union boss. Her voice cracking in dismay

She had taken her list of demands to the White House for immediate action but so far her ultimatums were only in discussions

She did have a plan B as attention from the Build Back Better plan was currently concentrating on voter rights as that issue could potentially provide far greater repercussions

The members mantra had been “We’ve hidden under the guise of waiting for a better opportunity to provide for us”

Unable to answer when another stimulus check might appear, the participants’ lights begin to blink off in disgust

“This Union is a joke!” wrote one. “They take us away from sleeping in once a month and can’t share a shred of good news”

“This SUCKS!” wrote another. “I’m going to be forced to drink regular grocery store coffee and cancel my appointment for new tattoos”

“Just hang in there a while longer,” stated the Union Boss. “If my plan works, the new immigrants will have all your old jobs, and we’ll be a large enough unemployed team to force the President’s hand”

“They’ll have to pay us to save face while showing the stimulus package employs all these new people and you’ll be able to continue your current lifestyle and won’t that be grand”

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“We Don’t Need No Education”

Sacrificing education in the name of covid is again the driver behind the Teachers Union latest command

The virus has been a godsend to the Union as it means more money and the continued opportunity to rule with a heavy hand

Quoting The Wall by Pink Floyd’s album released in 1979 about an individual’s spiraling descent into diminishing mental health

“Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!” is the mantra that seems to be the Union’s impulse behind every opportunity to close all schools and increase their wealth

Called out for their woke criteria, the school closures can remain until the parents give in to this agenda and classes can resume

Once again Pink Floyd stated there should be “No dark sarcasm in the classroom”

Keep students and parents in limbo, have instructors appear only as a digital figure on a monitor, dictating from cyberspace what is right and what is wrong

Keep pupils isolated, controlled only by droning images from a screen, and continue the monotony all year long

Subject retention, scholastic achievement, and social activities are all a thing of the past

Lagging behind in yearly curriculum, depression, drug use, and thoughts of suicide spurred on by the ever present social media are the concepts that will last

A future generation that won’t function in society, because thanks to the Teachers Union they’ll be left unprepared and dumb

But the Mexican cartels will celebrate as the illegal fentanyl use will increase to leave this group of reality eluding students “Comfortably Numb”

So raise a toast to the Teachers Union as they will play a major role in America’s fall

Because “All in all it’s just another brick in the wall”

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The Media might be doing a Little Fence Sitting

2021 has come and gone. Congress has reconvened and the first 100 days are long since over

After four plus years of Trump bashing with or without actual facts, 2021 was supposed to be the year the MSM rolled in clover

They had achieved an unwritten goal of destroying a way of life and obtaining a socialist aspiration by swaying the US to the left

The social media had bombarded the voting public with daily updates about all things white being racist and had Trump whining about election theft

The nightly network news was able to amplify every misstep by politicians and police to fit their narration

Leaving only the snarky Fox group to sound the trumpets for the right leaning organization

But like any bully given a little power, the left tried to claim all their toys in an unimaginable spending spree

The power grab was highlighted by talking heads shown on national TV slandering all who disagree

But a surprising thing happened to these mouth pieces after a very bumpy year of repeated daily exposure

To stay ahead, the media turned on these government puppets when their lying and cheating came under full disclosure

The list goes on and on as Biden’s son was caught influence peddling with the enemy, Fauci was tied to Big Pharma and the Wuhan lab, Pelosi had to justify her stock trading, and AOC was sure everyone wanted sex with her

The MSM was salivating and hungry for for any story to keep their failing ratings out of the dumpster

CNN was on the verge of losing their nightly broadcast ratings to air fryer infomercials and their once smug personalities might be considering part-time gigs at a wet t-shirt joint

In a course of one short year they became cheerleaders for the worst year in American modern history as their tired voice became synonymous with the verb disappoint

Their nightly faces plastered all over the HD screens were looking less like admired broadcasters and more like mug shots on a wanted posters

Middle America had grown tired of of being force fed slanted talking points on every newscast by the elitist east and west coasters

So like chameleons on the branch of a tree their colors mysteriously began to change

Board room bean counters demanding better ratings advised their writers the choice of being employed or a target on a shooting range

These politicians will soon be handed their walking papers in landslide victories by the right leaning opposition

It would be advisible for the networks to seek higher ground on the crown in the middle of the road in an effort to not provide additional ammunition

Because broadcasting while bowing to a party’s uncompromising position, might be reflected in the horror of losing your high profile job and having to work for a living

That will only be expanded by having to answer to your viewership for the hardships they are now facing and that may prove to be unforgiving

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Biden vs Mr Zippy the Chimp

The party had once again spoken. The primary was now down to a single human candidate

The rest of the democrats had their moments both in the spotlight and now on stage but failed the debate

Vice President Harris again proved she is little more than a scripted mouthpiece with an annoying giggle

Elizabeth Warren was loud but previous falsehoods and finger pointing had left no room to wiggle

Pete Buttigieg tried to reassure the public of his abilities but had no logical explanation of the supply issues happening on his watch

Hillary announced her candidacy but the party quickly kicked her to the curb as they did not want her having the power for another election to botch

With the runoff ballots printed and the majority rule in place, that only left President Biden and Mr Zippy the roller skating chimp

The ape had put on quite the political show screaming into the mic, rollerskating in circles while tooting his horn, slinging poo, and wearing his campaign slogan stating “Biden is a Wimp”

The monkey’s handlers made sure the voting public knew world leaders weren’t shaking in their boots when Biden spoke

They could care less about what this man said as they knew he always cowed to the crowd that is woke

Due to the invention of videotape, everyone knows that Biden lies, panders to his audience and then taking no questions, runs like a chicken

His action to end the pandemic in short order was hide at the beach and watch the nation with the virus be stricken

Hordes of sweaty confidants huddled feverishly about how to best harvest ballots this time around to ensure a win

The mainstream and social media were at a loss as no amount of false narratives or censorship could cause people now just getting by to believe that spin

And slinging crap at the opponent was now off the table as the monkey was very adept at that sport

So Biden was caught at the podium with the eyes of a deer in the headlights as his former voter base was giving Mr Zippy their support

It was a bad first year. Biden slipped and crashed in monkey poo with every step. His numerous failures were not a good look

He played the American people for fools, misjudged his own prominence, and the popularity of his opponent was just another step he mistook

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Make A Mandate Better Again

The new candidate stepped up to the mic to address the crowd

The assembled group was sparse as anyone with a dissenting opinion was disallowed

The media all trained their cameras on this individual in eager anticipation

Staring out from the podium the candidate began to speak. “Hello my name is Victor Variant and I’m controlling this election with or without your cooperation”

“I’ve heard all the spiels from the previous elected officials and frankly they know nothing about me”

“Oh, they ordered up jabs, masks and lock downs. They’ve flattened the curve, closed down schools, businesses and blamed every death in the last two years on my killing spree”

“But I will tell you this. I’m going to be involved in every world wide event both current and future and the outlook is dim”

“My goal is adding to the desperation of the global population and keep everyone’s eyes vacant and their expressions grim”

“I was created by evil people in a restricted lab to control the populace as dictated by their fluctuating science”

“Now handcuffed by my own ever morphing power, the best these small-minded individuals can accomplish is issue weekly data, new restrictive laws and with the help of inept leadership order compliance”

“I won’t need a running mate for I’ll be around as long as I’m able to mutate”

“I’m sure the candidates will all line up for the primaries and present their meager ideas during a televised debate”

“I won’t have to say one word, one cough from me and like Afghanistan, it’s everyman for himself as they scramble for the door”

“Let me be on record to promise I’ll do my job of ridding the planet of the ignorant, the elderly and the poor”

“We’ll be able to start a new world inhabited by those few that emerged unscathed and managed to survive”

“Just like roaches under a rock, this group will be able take over the former infrastructure, reproduce and thrive”

“The new world will be ruled by a very few elites living in a protected bubble but most will exist in the ant colony their life most resembled”

“Those in power can then set their own rules about how society is regulated and assembled”

“So just remember on election day, it doesn’t matter whether you vote for a conservative or one who has awoken”

“A vote for whoever is a vote for me, Victor Variant, as together we will Make A Mandate Better Again”

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Joe’s First Trip Around The Board

The dice had been rolled and Joe with the highest number had his pick of game pieces

He picked the top hat as he had spent 40 years standing in the shadows doing nothing as his little man frustration increases

He chose a running mate based solely on gender and race not on experience or qualifications

She was anointed strictly to vacuum votes but now was rallying her own troops to take command based on Joe’s shaky limitations

So stepping up to Go he rolled a six and slowly counting the squares landed on Oriental Ave

A tricky arrival as this was the home of the pandemic but this location had also been lining his son’s pockets so he kept his head down as crossing them would be taboo

He had been hoping to land on Connecticutt so he could travel to his beach house and call a lid

That way he could hide from questions from his once fawning press and venture out only for a catastrophic event, God forbid

Next roll had him land on the Electric Company, the future of the Green New World

The country would soon be powered by landfill clogging toxic batteries and littered with giant ugly pinwheels that whorled

Snake eyes took him straight to Community Chest where he drew the card reading collect 50 dollars from every player

He could then donate this hard earned money to the blue cities to increase social worker positions to fight escalating crime at the discretion of the liberal mayor

A roll of three and he safely made it past New York Ave with the chaos of the Cuomo brothers, their new nutty governor and landed on Free Parking

He could hide there, not worry about public gaffes, take orders from his strategists and have a specific agenda for the future trip he would soon be embarking

Rolling a five he landed on a railroad whose value had greatly diminished as the goods they usually carried were currently languishing off the coast

Claiming he solved the supply issues his red headed mouthpiece issued the news. “We saved Christmas.” She would boast

A ten showing on the dice landed him on Pennsylvania Ave and immediately after his stiff legged jog to the White House his new puppy dumped on the floor

Another snake eyes and he landed on Chance and pulled the Get Out Of Jail Free card that he’d hold on to in case his former dealings were exposed and became too much to ignore

Snake eyes again and Luxury Tax stated pay $75. Joe just waved that on to the taxpayers as items like food, shelter and gas were now considered an amenity

He’d now survived one trip around the board but is realizing he has found the job overwhelming and was hoping by now for peaceful serenity

But he has three more circuits around the board to make and is running out of variants to hide behind

Within the next six months he’ll show the world what he’s made of and unfortunately the world will realize he really is out of his mind

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Any Variant is a New Green Deal

The numbers were phenomenal. Sales of their new vaccine had been through the roof

Suddenly people that had been vaccinated and supposedly immune were getting sick. New cases shown from each state were the proof.

The boardroom was quiet as the CEO rose to speak. “This is unacceptable, people are starting to question our capability.”

“We have to act fast while our leader is holding on to the pandemic as his savior before he gets the boot due to his senility.”

“People are no longer lining up and rolling up their sleeves as they are defying the government’s mandate”

“We can’t allow people to begin to think for themselves and our momentum to stagnate”

“What we need is a new variant to spook the population. That always sends them scurrying to the nearest clinic”

“Sure, there will always be people to question our drug with cases showing multiple clots and heart issues but by scaring enough people we can withstand the occasional cynic”

“Has anyone here seen a country with an outbreak that looks a little different from what we’re seeing now?”

“J.R.,” said one of the researchers from behind his laptop screen. “I see where 63 people dropped dead in Macao”

“Terrific! No wait a minute isn’t Macao now controlled by China. That might just be another experiment by the Wuhan lab”

“Come to think of it, this could be perfect. We could put the Chinese scare into the population just to make sure they all line up for another jab”

“We could recycle our excess vaccines, package the product differently and relabel it as Booster 4.”

“That way the government will continue to pour money into our coffers and we can hide huge amounts of profits into bank accounts offshore”

“We should send China a thank you note. If we can spring a new variant every six months or so, our profits will continue to soar, as it looks like we’ve only just begun”

“Since the government has granted us immunity from law suits we can say we love our new variants. To paraphrase Tiny Tim, “God bless the new viruses everyone”

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A Holiday Adventure at a Charging Station

It was miserably cold and snowing. The battery indicator readout was dangerously low and Granny’s house was still 150 miles away

The digital numbers were ticking near 20% and dropping rapidly on the display

Passing many service stations with high priced gas, the young mother would have gladly paid six dollars a gallon for a full tank and a seven minute stop

The three young kids all strapped in were fussy and the dog probably needed to pee. The past four hours of squinting through the blurry windshield left her ready to drop

Luckily she was able to pull into a vacant government charging station to plug in as she had downloaded the proper app

Perhaps she’d be able to get the three kids into the snack and restroom kiosk and once back in the car they’ll take a nap

The meter was showing it would be approximately 73 minutes to obtain enough charge to make it to Granny’s house

Guilted into this journey so Granny could spend the holidays with the grandkids, the young mother wasn’t real happy with her absent spouse

Now in addition to changing the kids in the family friendly kiosk facility she had to figure a way to walk the dog

Maybe her one break with the wintery weather is that no one would see the dog relieving himself just outside the car door in the snow and fog

“I’m tired of this movie when are we going to get there?’ asked the five year old from the back seat

Squawked another, “I’m hungry and my feet are cold would you please turn up the heat?”

Silently cursing the DC group that killed the oil industry, she now had to keep her group entertained for the same amount of time it would have taken to finish the trip to Granny’s

Maybe they’ll be willing to play “Find the french fry” that might have fallen into one of the nooks and crannies

As a final insult to this frustrating stop, she had to reach into her purse and get a firm grip on the pepper spray she had concealed

And hoping the dog’s frenzied barking would deter the strange looking man currently knocking on the windshield

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G I Ze: The New Action Figure

Looking for an appropriate gift this year for your child? Try G I Ze the new action figure

In today’s society one needs to be careful about self identity as gender fluid toys being de rigueur

This new action figure will take all concerns away about disappointment on Christmas morning

And your child can play for hours with the new toy without neighbors’ prying woke eyes issuing a transphobic warning

It’s all about the accessories as you will see this action figure has no gender identity

The neutral doll comes without long hair, breasts or a hooha. A pair of black and white camo shorts is it’s only amenity

For only $29.95 the packaged accessories may be purchased for your child to customize their new toy

This opens up all kinds of opportunities for future gifts for your child to enjoy

From grandma you might drop the hint that the six ink tattoo bundle would be something to increase their artistic ability

The ink is temporary and washable so your offspring can ink Ze according to the social setting demonstrating this toy’s malleability

And for that prissy Aunt Irene, who insists on defining your child by the label on the birth certificate

There’s the debutante package complete with a floor length gown, tiara, white gloves and a tiny book of etiquette

For right wing Uncle Ralph there’s the mercenary package including a canteen, MREs and a semi automatic rifle

Making the action figure a man’s man and to the rest of the neighborhood kids’ action figures very frightful

Should cousin Dave a.k.a. Lil’ Dawg have any money left after cigarettes from his work in the prison license plate shop

There’s the thug package complete with a dark hoodie, hand gun, reflective shades and a streaming stick of profane hip hop

So this year give the complete Christmas gift as long as the rest of the relatives chip in

And you’ll understand how much your gender confused child appreciates your thoughtfulness with the knowing wink and subtle grin

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A Hater’s Holiday

The room was bright, the sun was up as he groaned and opened his eyes

His all consuming addiction to hatred left him hungover as last night’s anger lit up the night skies

Because now all that fake holiday spirit was thrust again on the public and someone has to pay

He’s learned to despise this season with all the plastic decorations, prejudiced well wishers and Santa’s faded sleigh

Forget the fact that kids might for a short time believe in something good

Their parents should concentrate only on his philosophy, understand he’s right and then he won’t be misunderstood

He was dealt a bad hand by being one of the chosen few born a free-thinker in the USA

Preaching regularly he renounces all capitalism as that only leads to society’s decay

Longing to be recognized as a freedom fighter and rally the socialist ranks to overthrow the government oppressors

His persona had been formed early by public education and pretentious leftist professors

Harshly passing judgment on those saps trudging to work every day to earn a living wage

Serving only to fuel his inner resentment of having no bankable skills or sense of responsibility both stoking his barely controllable rage

And now he has to listen to those unauthentic holiday greetings and wishes of good will

Well, he has news for those chumps. A revolution is coming and this ain’t Whoville

Laughing to himself, he knows who’s right and those despicable fools can sing Jingle Bells around their pathetic celebration

Content in his knowledge it’s only a matter of time before this yearly occurrence falls victim to cancel culture politicization

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We’re the Guy with the Broom and the Pooper Scooper

The parade is over. Congress had passed their bills and all the little Biden supporters are mostly happy.

It’s now time for the American taxpayers to bring out the broom and garbage can to clean up the glitter, ticker tape and all the horse crappy

Oh, it’s not going to cost you one cent is the liberal DC rallying cry

But someone with a five dollar calculator did the math and could cause that statement to go awry

It seems that some members of Congress want to be re-elected and a vote for this hot mess will result in them looking for a real job

Secretly wishing this bill would just go away but they feel that making a stand would raise the ire of the liberal mob

The bills passed the spineless legisature and the White House will say America will get better if you continue to pay through the nose writing those checks for the hidden taxation

And hope the taxpayer will quietly sit by simmering in their anger and despair in quiet resignation

The liberal squad will continue to be unhappy as they weren’t able to spend more of non-existant money

The homeless, the illegal and uneducated continue to stream across the border knowing the leftist agenda will offer relief in the land of milk and honey

Industry will be compromised as the New Green anti oil Deal will cause commerce to grind to a halt

The supply chain is seriously broken, no one wants to work, transportation is handcuffed and it’s all the previous administration’s fault

The pandemic is raging. The CDC appears to be a hapless group of Washington mouth pieces

Vaccine mandates, booster demands, and weekly whispers of a new variant headline every newscast as faith in all of Washington decreases

Left leaning DC is in line for a free fall of voting reality. Playing to special interests for cash and prizes they have over stepped their boundaries and yet continue as though they haven’t a clue

When they are all voted out for terminal stupidity someone is going to have to fix this mess as this group is in way over their heads and bitten off more than they can chew

This job was just too big for the ill prepared, insolent selfish children left in control

So grab the big broom and the pooper scooper as this group will disappear after midterms like dog turds on a dookie patrol

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Now That’s What I Call A Big Peter Principle

The Peter Principle is a management concept that states people are promoted until they reach a level of “respective incompetence” all based on the success of their previous position.

They are continuously promoted in the heirarchy until they are no longer competent in their newly assigned mission

The White House has selected a Cabinet that demonstrates to the world proof of this concept

People were chosen more to promote diversity but immediately these chosen proved to be seriously inept

Kamala Harris, Vice President

She was assigned on national TV to be the border crisis czar but so far has hidden from the situation

Concentrating on more pressing issues she made a film with child actors about moon exploration

Anthony Blinken, Secretary of State

When pressed he stated there are about 200 Americans still left behind in the Afghanistan debacle

Hopefully they won’t be hiding near the remains of the seven children found in the drone strike rubble

Lloyd Austin, Secretary of Defense

One only needs to see the images of the Kabul Airport and the US equipment being worn and waved by the Taliban to understand the skill set of this man

It took just a few days for the Taliban to seize control of Afghanistan as allegedly the most powerful military commander in the free world had no plan

Merrick Garland, Attorney General

The Democrats may point directly at this man for their defeat in the Virginia gubernatorial race in spite of all the big name campaigners

His memo written to the DOJ incensed the minivan moms whose grassroots effort turned the state into republican leaders and house seat gainers

Xavier Becerra, Secretary of Health and Human Services

Though he claims to have “his fingerprints” all over the fight to stop covid he seems lost and intimidated by Fauci and crew

His silence on this subject highlights the failure of this administration that has inarguably bitten off more than they can chew

Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation

This man insists the current inflation rate is transitory and all supply issues are due to the pandemic

But with the price of goods skyrocketing, store shelves empty and cargo ships backed to the horizon the pandemic argument seems mostly academic

The list goes on and on; education, energy, homeland security to name a few as the future of American dreams dangerously teeters

But one thing is for certain this current administration is staffed and controlled by far too many Peters

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