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An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry

Commentary on Daily Life, Politics and Sports

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January 2022

Top Gun-White House Version

“Who we got up there?” asked the grizzled Pentagon chief. “The American people are anxious and scared”

“Geezer and Deuce,” stated the democratic party. “Great,” snarled the chief. “An incompetent and one who’s impaired”

“Geezer,” snapped the chief. “You’ve got multiple bogies surrounding you and so far you’ve not stopped any of them”

“Those bogies are equipped with missiles having huge policy busting warheads and yet you continue to only fire on the already dead voting issue which you falsely condemn”

Meanwhile, overheard in the cockpit, Deuce exclaimed. “Geezer there’s a migrant caravan on our tail and you’re slowing down”

“Deuce,” yelled Geezer. “I’ll hit the brakes and they’ll fly right past. Then I’ll point this sucker toward Delaware and get out of town.”

Later in the local bar Deuce was at the piano pounding out a bad rendition of “Great Balls of Fire” when her husband called out, “Deuce! Ya big Stud. Take me to the border or lose me forever”

To which Deuce replied. “Be sure to kiss the kids goodbye because the chance of that happening is never”

That afternoon Geezer’s shirtless volleyball game was shut down by the beach police as even the sand crabs objected

It seems that Geezer, “Mittens” Sanders, “Too Tall” Fauci, and “Shylock” Schumer were displaying too much pasty cellulite and the American people felt disrespected

Six days later in a practice run, Geezer erroneously flew directly into the wrath of his own citizens questioning another reckless decision

In order to save himself he decided the best way to survive was to eject and sacrifice Deuce in a canopy collision

It seems the policy breakdowns had led to antagonistic foreign activities, spikes in crime, pandemic failures, and an economy that had America reeling

Though it took a year for the USA to figure it out, but with the Geezer at the controls, the voters had “Lost That Loving Feeling”

Geezer really wanted to be thought of as a decisive leader. His impulsive actions and atrocious advice had been disastrous as he refused to leave well enough alone

There were no two ways about it, America was now on “The Highway To The Danger Zone”

Spreading Washington’s Word

Due to pandemic fears N. Korea has closed its borders to China severely limiting all imports

This closure has caused, among other things a short supply agricultural fertilizer according to reports

Citizens were advised they need to make homemade manure and state factory workers were given a quota to meet

150 kilograms per day would be required to help the farmers with their crops so their population would be able to eat

This opens an opportunity for the current US administration to show our friends in N. Korea a little good will

For the last year the White House has been one disaster after another all producing a record amount of swill

Think about it. The voting rights legislature has been a lot of clueless noise continuing to beat a dead horse

Send that horse and the buckets of BS that has sprouted from the ignorant and that will be one product the Americans will be happy to outsource

No issues with the supply chain? Pour a few tubs of that on the row crops and watch the corn grow

Dump some of Washington’s ideas on how to run a military on soybeans and rice and the seedlings will be sprouting as fast as the workers can sow

Nail a copy of Biden’s 200 page book on stopping the pandemic to the partition next to the quota pail for the N. Koreans to use

Also any new idea being hatched in Washington could be sent to Kim Jong-un to help with his lack of produce

It would be a nice change for DC to spread a little of that around and not money to help the N. Koreans with their simple foods and breads

And for once not dump their socialist agenda all over it’s own citizens’ heads

The Best At Being Bad

The Cambridge English Dictionary defines outperform as: “to do well in a particular job or activity compared to others in a similar type”

Yesterday President Biden had a two-hour press conference and stated he outperformed what was expected as part of his hype

There should be no argument about that statement as his administration has set the new standard for the Law of Diminishing Returns

Immediately cranking up the blame game his fingers pointed to the pandemic, the Fed, the Republicans as obstacles demonstrating he fiddles while Rome burns

By his first year’s performance he has set the bar that all future Presidents will be measured against.

Excuses were many for this administration but ask him about his bombastic voting rights speech and suddenly he’s incensed

He saved Christmas and the supply chain is at 89%. The shelves are stocked if you want a $3.00 can of minestrone soup but fugetaboutit if you want hamburger meat

He’s calling on foreign nations to help with the escalating fuel prices so you can get to the store but you do need to run inside as you might get stabbed in the street

The Soviet Union can do what it wants to Ukraine as long as any kind of invasion is considered small

Apparently Putin understands this and is currently amassing more troops on the border and doesn’t seem to have much regard for Biden’s call

Thankfully there are no US troops involved in this crisis as all were witness to his military game plan

Biden stated he sent billions in weapons and equipment to Ukraine meaning within a short while, Russian soldiers will be waving the equipment to cameras just like the Taliban in Afghanistan

So for two hours the man rambled on about outperforming as a major piece of legislation failed to pass on the Senate floor

So he has outperformed all past presidents. Everything is way worse than a year ago, but who’s keeping score

America On Steroids

The teleprompter was rolling, the font was large and the words rehearsed

He’d been told backstage to go out there and shout that voter ID was the worst

Then claim not allowing candidate campaigners to offer those standing in line water and a voter plea

Was like “Jim Crow on steroids” to the nth degree

That phrase is now commonplace in political speak

In an attempt to vilify anyone in opposition yelling the steroid phrase is the new technique

Apparently political speechwriters have forgotten steroids were created to treat inflammatory diseases

Perhaps the current rheumatic patients should take offense while this old guy rants and wheezes

The connotation of steroids being villainous happened when athletes found they could improve their bulk and performance with use

The side effects were numerous but when Build Back Better was the goal, it’s best to ignore the long term hovac created when injecting the juice

Voter ID, mask mandate lock downs, and ending the filibuster all have the potential for the opposition accused of being “on steroids”

But answers to the name-calling from the teleprompter marionette will not be forthcoming as the strings pull him away because non approved questions he avoids

So America will continue to hear the phrase “on steroids” as those opposed to the White House agenda are considered deplorable trash

So pass the steroid cream around for liberal use to treat the itch that is rapidly turning into an ugly rash

JABARAMA

Hello folks and welcome to the City Convention Center for our inaugural JABARAMA

Please be wearing your masks and practice social distancing as we don’t need any Karen type drama

If you’ll notice the vaccine vendors all have large booths set up and are proudly showing the current statistics

Each booth is showing why you should choose their shot based on private research displaying efficacy, the mild if any side effects, and other positive characteristics

Don’t ask about serious adverse reactions as those all happen to people with co-morbidities

So, if you currently have additional problems like respiratory, kidney issues, or are overweight please visit one of the many other booths there to help our attendees

By the way, if you have a moment or two have your picture taken with a life size cutout of Dr Fauci for your very own keepsake

The staff will then stamp the photo with his signature to be cherished forever even though like him it’s all fake

Also check your watches as there will be a seminar about the timing of future shots featuring representatives from the drug manufacturers

And as a special attraction, a surprise guest from the Wuhan lab will be available to deny all plausibility through his translators

So step right up. Pack up your spouse, granny, your kids and infants, and your puppy dogs

And don’t forget on your way out to stop by the souvenir shop for a t-shirt or an embossed vax card or order online from one of our catalogs

The Codger Went Down To Georgia

The Codger went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for votes to steal

He was in a bind cause he was way behind, but he was unwillin’ to make a deal

He stepped to the podium and obnoxiously shouted that if you didn’t agree with him you were racist

Comparing all to the infamous democrats Bull Connors and Jefferson Davis while continuing to shout his well-worn phrases from his same old playlist

The old man and his sidekick were failures, so bad that his biggest hard-working supporter didn’t bother to show up

If there was a contest for panderers and liars these two would be awarded the first place loving cup

He had won promising to unite but now had taken to calling a high percentage of Americans derogatory names

Inflation is setting new records, the pandemic is raging across the nation, the supply chain is in horrible shape, and we’re all watching his presidency go down in flames

The geezer and his cronies are desperately trying to hold on, but there is no lifeline to be seen

His Build Back Better program is being picked apart like buzzards on roadkill. It’s looking like the end of the democratic machine

They can look to themselves for not having a better candidate and there appears to be no saviour on a white horse

Hillary, Stacy, and Pete are trying to elbow their way to the front and hoping their promises will be enough for the party to endorse

The failed presidential candidate, the failed gubenatorial candidate and the failed supply chain chief continue the hopeful parade of wash-outs

They have accomplished nothing in the world wide scheme of things and are currently standing in line behind this old coot who shouts

When the codger finished, the republicans said, “Well you’re pretty bad ol’ son

But head to your basement in Delaware and let us show you how it’s done”

The Unemployed Union Meeting

“Okay we need to get started. Will everyone please pull up the footrests on their recliner as we need to bring to order the Unemployed Union Meeting”

“Please focus your attention on the screen as this online meeting is for your benefit from the comfort of your home and your laid back seating”

As soon as the meeting was called to order, fingers flew on the keyboards as the members were outraged

The time for free money had ceased, the stimulus checks had stopped meaning this group from society could no longer remain disengaged

“How are we expected to survive?” was the predominant question lighting up the chat side of the screen.

“We have fully anticipated for this free spending administration to acknowledge our financial problem and by now to intervene”

Some of the members had rocked forward in their chairs with a furious look while cursing the digital figure on the flickering display

“We’re in the process of demanding action on this right now,” screamed the Union boss. Her voice cracking in dismay

She had taken her list of demands to the White House for immediate action but so far her ultimatums were only in discussions

She did have a plan B as attention from the Build Back Better plan was currently concentrating on voter rights as that issue could potentially provide far greater repercussions

The members mantra had been “We’ve hidden under the guise of waiting for a better opportunity to provide for us”

Unable to answer when another stimulus check might appear, the participants’ lights begin to blink off in disgust

“This Union is a joke!” wrote one. “They take us away from sleeping in once a month and can’t share a shred of good news”

“This SUCKS!” wrote another. “I’m going to be forced to drink regular grocery store coffee and cancel my appointment for new tattoos”

“Just hang in there a while longer,” stated the Union Boss. “If my plan works, the new immigrants will have all your old jobs, and we’ll be a large enough unemployed team to force the President’s hand”

“They’ll have to pay us to save face while showing the stimulus package employs all these new people and you’ll be able to continue your current lifestyle and won’t that be grand”

“We Don’t Need No Education”

Sacrificing education in the name of covid is again the driver behind the Teachers Union latest command

The virus has been a godsend to the Union as it means more money and the continued opportunity to rule with a heavy hand

Quoting The Wall by Pink Floyd’s album released in 1979 about an individual’s spiraling descent into diminishing mental health

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!” is the mantra that seems to be the Union’s impulse behind every opportunity to close all schools and increase their wealth

Called out for their woke criteria, the school closures can remain until the parents give in to this agenda and classes can resume

Once again Pink Floyd stated there should be “No dark sarcasm in the classroom”

Keep students and parents in limbo, have instructors appear only as a digital figure on a monitor, dictating from cyberspace what is right and what is wrong

Keep pupils isolated, controlled only by droning images from a screen, and continue the monotony all year long

Subject retention, scholastic achievement, and social activities are all a thing of the past

Lagging behind in yearly curriculum, depression, drug use, and thoughts of suicide spurred on by the ever present social media are the concepts that will last

A future generation that won’t function in society, because thanks to the Teachers Union they’ll be left unprepared and dumb

But the Mexican cartels will celebrate as the illegal fentanyl use will increase to leave this group of reality eluding students “Comfortably Numb”

So raise a toast to the Teachers Union as they will play a major role in America’s fall

Because “All in all it’s just another brick in the wall”

The Media might be doing a Little Fence Sitting

2021 has come and gone. Congress has reconvened and the first 100 days are long since over

After four plus years of Trump bashing with or without actual facts, 2021 was supposed to be the year the MSM rolled in clover

They had achieved an unwritten goal of destroying a way of life and obtaining a socialist aspiration by swaying the US to the left

The social media had bombarded the voting public with daily updates about all things white being racist and had Trump whining about election theft

The nightly network news was able to amplify every misstep by politicians and police to fit their narration

Leaving only the snarky Fox group to sound the trumpets for the right leaning organization

But like any bully given a little power, the left tried to claim all their toys in an unimaginable spending spree

The power grab was highlighted by talking heads shown on national TV slandering all who disagree

But a surprising thing happened to these mouth pieces after a very bumpy year of repeated daily exposure

To stay ahead, the media turned on these government puppets when their lying and cheating came under full disclosure

The list goes on and on as Biden’s son was caught influence peddling with the enemy, Fauci was tied to Big Pharma and the Wuhan lab, Pelosi had to justify her stock trading, and AOC was sure everyone wanted sex with her

The MSM was salivating and hungry for for any story to keep their failing ratings out of the dumpster

CNN was on the verge of losing their nightly broadcast ratings to air fryer infomercials and their once smug personalities might be considering part-time gigs at a wet t-shirt joint

In a course of one short year they became cheerleaders for the worst year in American modern history as their tired voice became synonymous with the verb disappoint

Their nightly faces plastered all over the HD screens were looking less like admired broadcasters and more like mug shots on a wanted posters

Middle America had grown tired of of being force fed slanted talking points on every newscast by the elitist east and west coasters

So like chameleons on the branch of a tree their colors mysteriously began to change

Board room bean counters demanding better ratings advised their writers the choice of being employed or a target on a shooting range

These politicians will soon be handed their walking papers in landslide victories by the right leaning opposition

It would be advisible for the networks to seek higher ground on the crown in the middle of the road in an effort to not provide additional ammunition

Because broadcasting while bowing to a party’s uncompromising position, might be reflected in the horror of losing your high profile job and having to work for a living

That will only be expanded by having to answer to your viewership for the hardships they are now facing and that may prove to be unforgiving

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