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April 2022

To Annoy is to Sell

Currently there is a car commercial focused on a children’s orchestra struggling to play a musical piece

Cut to the fashionable Mom shutting her windows and moonroof as these children’s valiant efforts were causing eye rolling and her forehead to crease

I suppose this hyper anxious Mom would be able to jump out of her silenced domain, pick up a horn and effortlessly knock out a quick version of “Hoe Down” by Copeland

The idea is to imply these kids’ efforts aren’t worth her attention so shut them out while they struggle with the rest of the band

The next commercial focuses on a family proudly eyeing a winning lottery ticket that was placed on the table when one of the kids spills a glass of juice

As the liquid advances across the wooden surface, the family, horror-stricken all scream like they have a screw loose

Here’s an idea. Just pickup the ticket and then worry about cleaning up the mess

Mr Spock would term this logical as this would reduce these dullards’ drama queen stress

Turn on any sporting event and the first commercial break will feature a sportsbook advising how you can instantly win cash

The ad features exploding graphics, fans high fivin’, and implied riches while in reality you should be watching your bank account crash

The excitement is to have you dial these gambling houses up, but be sure to have a credit card handy

They need to know you are credit worthy and will cut you off when you reach an approved limit as that is their real modus operandi

That brings us to the big stupid bird and the guy in sunglasses dressed in yellow with the toothpick

This long-running campaign makes the bird the brighter of the two as the guy appears thick as a brick

Of course this company has always treated viewers like idiots with “out of work actors, dancing mimes, and a Saturday night cowboy”

Hopefully this assault on intelligence works as these commercials seemingly only strive to annoy

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Handshake With A Ghost

Last week, after another gratuitous speech President Biden turned to shake hands and no one was there

Looking more confused than normal the man experienced a very awkward and public moment in the spotlight’s glare

Perhaps he should become comfortable this momentary loneliness as current candidates seeking office in the midterms are hesitant to ask for his endorsement

By virtue of the ratings disaster this man has become, candidates don’t need to add in the negative connotation of a Biden reinforcement

In trying to look like a man with a well thought plan, Biden immediately worked to cancel everything Trump

Claiming to be a moderate, he caved to the liberal left and in just over a year has turned America dreadfully close to being a socialist dump

The candidates prefer to go it alone and hide from the current political situation as they have no public answers for what is wrong

The southern border has been thrown wide open and people have been stampeding across all year long

The unity promised has led to meteoric rise in crime leading to mass shootings in backyard gatherings, in schools and shopping malls

The American dream once thought possible has become just another tent in a homeless encampment at the edge of urban sprawls

Drugs are pouring in from China and Mexico continuing to poison this country’s youth

As Biden defends his addicted and influencing peddling son as always telling the truth

A Federal Judge has determined the President and the CDC over stepped their authority with it’s ineffective mask mandate on public transportation

A favorite ace in the hole he used to instill pandemic fear to keep his thumb on the American population

He is desperately trying to lower the exorbitant oil prices by any means possible except for the obvious solution

He has failed so miserably that his own party has begun to speak out against him without fear of retribution

It’s not a good look turning to shake hands and find your support has vanished

Candidates trying to achieve a lifelong dream of public office hope soon to Delaware he’ll be banished

As he himself has no defense of his decision making, he can only make snarky remarks to the press when cornered but usually retreats showing all his backside

The image of him shuffling away will be the picture defining a man running to his basement while Lady Liberty cried

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A Cow Breaks Wind in Iowa and a Tsunami Warning is Issued in Japan

It’s pastime to do something. The deranged climate change advocates were hysterical

The population will have to line up, open their wallets and rearrange their lives as that is only ethical

The elites have spoken. If you sorry individuals haven’t come to the realization the end is near

Then clean water, air, food, and certain populations will all disappear

Oil, air conditioning, and beef are all on the chopping block

Future barbecues will soon be limited to a stir-fry of tofu and artificial beef pieces cooked on an electric wok

The puppet masters are controlling the citizens as they fly overhead in their carbon emitting jets preaching the climate change gospel

Always keep in mind their needs are met by private planes, cars, and boats all powered by oil squeezed from a fossil

The tornado, the hurricane, and the drought are all the fault of everyday citizens living their daily lives

It’s the corruption of the middle class because to earn a living and pay their taxes, everyone drives

The horror on the faces of congress tells the story that survival depends on the New Green Deal

Demanding people pay through the nose, be controlled by the government, and at the foot of the democrats be forced to kneel

Climate change is a tool to control peace time citizens and is of little value to a high profile leader from a besieged country calling for World War Three

The devastation of a nuclear war overrides any idea of 1/2 degree centigrade change in the earth’s temperature when your countryside and the western hemisphere is a pile of radioactive smoldering debris

It also doesn’t matter that plastics are now found in the food we eat, in our lungs and has polluted every ocean

Forget the fact the products manufactured under the Green New Deal line the elites’ pockets while hiding behind the climate activists’ contrived commotion

While they sit back sipping from single use water bottles and push the requirement of non recyclable plastics and batteries found in every e-car

A suggestion might be to clean up the worldwide polluting plastic industry before listening to anymore drivel from the mouth of a pretentious energy czar

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Psst, I Have A Secret

He was done, mission accomplished. His telescripted vision had been enacted and the United States was in turmoil

Inflation was at record highs, gas prices were insane, and half the world was marching toward American soil

The Democratic power brokers had succeeded. They felt secure their game plan had worked and now handed Biden his one way ticket to Delaware

They knew they would have to defeat Trump, so they would anoint a champion of the people, an unknown that would come out of nowhere

This person couldn’t own much a track record to be held against him much like Obama

One that could go after the voters that feel they have no choice but to vote for Trump but have no stomach for all his drama

This new candidate would let it leak he could control the border, lower fuel prices, and stop inflation

The campaign would be non-stop as America was wise to hiding in the basement. This time he would stump the middle of the nation

The MSM would be all in as now they could go after the Orange Man with their usual reckless abandon

They can scream about January 6th, his relentless election diatribes, no tax returns, and not having to listen of chants of “lets go Brandon”

It might be enough as Trump will shoot himself in the foot on multiple occasions before election day

On what was once an almost insurmountable lead, this new person will strike naive Americans as a problem solver and watch Trump’s lead slip away

After retaining the office, the White House will celebrate by watching a defeated Trump continue to cry about rigged elections

And a surprising thing will happen after the new candidate is sworn in. Inflation will still rage, gas will be unaffordable, and people will continue to pour into the US from all directions

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Mickey Has Lost His Dickey

Walt was a cartoonist with a vision. He created Minnie as a life long partner to be in love with Mickey

But that was years ago. Now the employees of this empire feel empowered to tell parents how to raise their children hiding behind camouflage of everything Disney and that is really sickey

Recently the taped greeting at The Magic Kingdom has been changed from welcoming boys and girls to just welcoming friends

It seems that in the true sense of the words, boys and girls are now passe’ and the neutral gender world now transcends

Fearful that excited starry eyed kids looking for the Disney experience might just have their entire vacation ruined by being referred to as a girl or a boy

The idea that a child might enjoy being a kid without input from a woke adult is a concept Disney is out to destroy

Always keep in mind that Disney sings the praises of a genderless world so all people can live in the bubble of angry gender neutrality

All the while hiding behind costumes of smiling characters in the hypocritical name of congeniality

Florida recently passed a law stating that educators cannot discuss gender identity with kids aged five to eight.

Still struggling with primary reading and writing, kindergarten through third grade doesn’t seem like a reach before teaching a kid their own identity to hate

But Disney employees reacted like the end of the world was near, as they alone should have control of a child’s id

Get ’em while they’re young, thoroughly confuse the tykes, force feed them identity politics through entertainment venues and before long turn out another confused and frustrated kid

Looks like Mickey is going to have to dump Minnie as heterosexual relationships are now frowned upon

The Disney employees might consider themselves warriors for a just cause but in the case of the bottom line that conclusion is not forgone

Biting the hand that feeds them isn’t a solid policy when the turnstiles slow and the crowds begin to thin

The color green is what drives this business and in spite of a very self-serving attitude, let the profits plummet and this is another cause the left might just not win

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