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May 2022

Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his family’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

Kill The Baby; Keep The Gun

In documents obtained through a source known only as Wormy Leaker, the ruling party reached a historic decision

A compromise had been agreed to by both parties. The new law states babies may be killed for up to six months after birth but everyone gets to keep their guns with no fear of prison

The ruling party stated in their secret memo in order to control the middle class abortions are necessary and the guns are needed so the elites can protect their assets

The huge spike in crime had risen to the point that politicians and celebrities were being robbed, car jacked and continually harassed with ominous threats

This decision was reached after a previous leak from the high court overturning Roe v. Wade caused untold violence and disarray

The ruling party’s knee-jerk reaction was to immediately pack the court with subservient judges unable to lawfully reason but only there to obey

Surprisingly, Congress defeated this inclination as many seats were coming up for re-election and the incumbents didn’t want to lose their free lunch

Because even if the rest of the world realizes there is no free lunch, that matters not to this bunch

So an alternative plan was needed to quickly appease the vocal and riotous left leaning mob

This group’s number had swollen to monstrous size outside the court house as none of the protesters had a real job

In order to appease all, a moment of brilliance in the 11th hour, happened to the man with applesauce dribbling off his chin

Asked the rhetorical question. “What is the one thing the right loves more than their own kin?”

Of course the answer would be a closet full of guns and a rifle rack in every pick up truck

And since everyone on the right already owns guns, we can let them think they won, we get to kill the babies and I won’t look like a schmuck

So expect the ruling any day that you get to keep your guns, and we continue to kill the babies

And we can promote it as “it ain’t perfect, but we’re doing it for votes, er ah, I mean all the ladies”

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