William Shakespeare may have lived over four hundred years ago
Countless quotes he penned still apply today as he seemed to know
The media machine once an honorable profession laments we’re “in the winter of our discontent”
Their chosen candidate was not elected so now facts and figures we must invent
Their speaker is intent on rewriting the Constitution backed by professors and shrinks
While middle America states “The lady doth protest too much methinks”
Perhaps the speaker babbles on fearing the outspoken ignorance of AOC
Feeling her reins slipping away and maybe thinking “Get thee to a nunnery”
Grasping at straws she and her party should have heeded to “all that glitters is not gold”
While trying to wipe the egg off their face after the Mueller report was over sold
The whistle-blower is their new hope. Somebody had heard something much like the Mueller echos
As “misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows”
The committee chairman is all in anticipating this report doesn’t run aground
Proving once again “the empty vessel makes the loudest sound”
How could the voters given this brash outsider the master key
From his elitist perch thinking “Lord what fools these mortals be”
We’ve got to scheme to trip this ignoramus up as the 2020 election is looking grim
Preaching from his stump “Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears, I have come bury Caesar not to praise him”
The democrats are surely shaking in their glass slippers. Their future and attempts to impeach are entwined
Time is not an ally considering “Love me or hate me both are in my favor. If you love me I’ll always be in your heart, if you hate me I’ll always be in your mind.”