Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
The clock clicked over to 5:45 in the morning and the alarm began it’s annoying beep
It was time to start the day, the night had been short but there were obligations to keep
Make the coffee, feed the cat and make the lunches for the kid’s one day a week at school
Quietly laughing at herself that she sounded like her mother with yesterday’s “say so” rule
The routine needed to be kept, there were no time allowances for car repairs, a plumber or a doctor’s visit for a cough and a runny nose
What used to be considered just a cold now required examination, testing and waiting for a clinician to diagnose
Her husband couldn’t be a lot of help as his sales job kept him stressed and on the road
She’d taken a part time job at the local bank so juggling her kids activities and her job were required just to take in more than they owed
Purchases were mainly for food, clothes for the kids and to keep the lights burning
A new wardrobe for herself was out of the question but wearing a new sweater over her three year old dress would would stay in budget for what they were earning
No, she hasn’t been to Europe but a four day weekend in Panama City would be a real treat
What was once a spur of the moment, beer fueled getaway would now be considered a luxurious retreat
So this so called birthing person trudges on in her daily grind but wouldn’t trade her life for any other
Because in spite of the scraped knees, teachers conferences and any number of sweltering ball games she is still proud to call herself a mother
It seems that back in the 1930’s when Hitler assumed power, he expected his people to read more than a couple of phrases
He wrote books and newspaper columns expecting comprehension by his followers as they sang his praises
Imagine what he could have accomplished with better technology and access to the Jack and Zuck show
He could then use many of his quotes so his believers would instantly nod in agreement to the logic behind his murderous intent and countries to overthrow
For instance one gem was, “It is quite special secret pleasure how many people around us fail to realize what is really happening to them”
This applies to today’s American citizens as they would rather view pictures of sunsets through vacationing friends toes than deal with the current mayhem
“We have to put a stop to the idea that it’s part of everybody’s civil rights to say whatever he pleases”
This connects directly with today’s society, should a conservative state their beliefs online and instantly their account freezes
“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future” And it’s too bad this expression was already taken as today’s Teachers Unions would have used it first
We are exposed daily how the public school systems are turning out functional illiterates while teaching living in America is the worst
“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjugated races to posses arms”
Again Hitler was an early instructor to the New World Order. An armed population would be responsible for setting off many levels of government alarms
Finally the DC mantra and is counted on by adhering to another Hitler quote. “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think”
So raise a toast to Jack and Zuck. Spew the liberal hatred and upload videos of your cat playing the piano but don’t say anything conservative or you’ll be canceled quick as a wink
Adolph would have been liked by millions on his Facebook page and followed by multitudes on Twitter
Because the gullible like to be led. No thought is needed to not look past media worship and what they portray as glitter
Bigfoot, the mythical creature has been prowling the woods in folklore for 300 years
Said to be a large hairy animal with a rancid odor stoking many campfire fears
The boogie man is dragged out to explain any unusual happenings like missing beer, underbrush rustling, and cries in the night
President Biden has created his own Sasquatch to scare the naive public, that being all things white
It appears when America bought into this lifelong politician and the biggest racist since LBJ
She didn’t realize his sincere unity song would morph into a daily white supremacy chant putting said unity in harm’s way
Appearing to relish videos of rioting, lawlessness and destruction of American history
Seeming to condone the the decimation of monuments and places of worship all adding to this man’s mystery
He doesn’t hesitate to bring up the warts that have dogged America’s past but not mention the thousands that gave their lives on Normandy’s beaches
But tune into one of the telescripted two minute sound bites and one is guaranteed to hear the term “white supremacy” in his speeches
Easy peasy as white supremacy deflects from his own failed policies allowing unfettered border crossings, a monthly rise in inflation and disastrous spending
And what is more interesting the divisiveness pits only blacks against whites as his narrative appears never ending
Never mention the progress and achievements by people of color in the past fifty years
Only the ignorant think racial harmony can happen by issuing a mandate and just like that prejudice disappears
Compare this country to all others and try to make the systemic racisim anthem sound logical
Perhaps by hiding behind his apologies for America’s racism the citizens will not realize the real puppet master has plans far more diabolical
So Biden will continue to bray his red herring white supremacy fairy tale and spot his Bigfoot lurking behind every perceived slight
While people are finally wising up to this narcissistic disorder realizing that reading script from a teleprompter in his creepy whisper voice doesn’t make it justified or right
Fred was a visionary, when the work whistle sounded Fred slid off his Brontosaurus excavator and fired up his foot powered car
In the 60’s this was thought to be humorous. Sixty years later Fred’s green powered vehicle is considered exemplar
The wave of e-cars is coming. Light weight small battery powered autos will rule the highway
And all those foul gas guzzling vehicles of today will become a memory of yesterday
Except for the fact huge numbers of junkyards and landfills will be required to deal with all the hazardous material
Not a lot of thought went into banning the oil industry. Perhaps the new power crazy czars in DC thought that immaterial
They all gotta go. Look at all the cars on the highway next time in a traffic jam or just commuting to work
And don’t think for a minute the auto industry isn’t gearing up to treat you, their new customer like a naive jerk
They’ll take great delight telling you that $70,000 high end vehicle they sold you and are currently driving isn’t worth spit
Surprisingly not one part of your current ride will cross over. Because on your new e-car nothing from any current vehicle will fit
Not to mention the electric companies will have waiting lists advising when you will be able to purchase the new $1500 single vehicle charging station
Sure you’ll be able to charge your e-car with your current household power if you don’t plan on driving across a parking lot or take a vacation
Be aware on a public charger if you download the proper app and have an hour to spare you might get another 60 miles
That’s okay with the new green deal people because in a short time you’ll need to pay to recycle the exhausted battery for replacement with a cool $10,000 new one while DC lines their pockets and smiles
So here’s to Fred Flintstone he was apparently a leftist democrat and way ahead of you
YABBA DABBA DO
Back in the day under the evening streetlights chasing moths and tag were fun games to play
This was before the games of today that have evolved into drive by shootings, car jackings and running from pepper spray
Kids played with other neighborhood kids because that is what one did
Now the new norm is a kid has to pass muster according to a new set of rules and if not fun is not allowed God forbid
It appears the last two generations of parents have fallen for the social media trap of gaslighting
According to new schools of thought it’s not okay to voluntarily form friendships based on personality, they must be initially approved or sparks will be igniting
Social media has assumed the lofty perch of supreme ruler and they alone can approve, intimidate, badger, shame, dox or slander at will
Find a person that doesn’t toe the line, speaks their mind, or bow to some pompous tyrant and social media closes in for the kill
The term gaslighting originated from a British stage play and a film starring the scheming Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman as the new bride and her foray into near insanity
Footsteps in the dark, missing pictures, and gaslights dimming were all orchestrated by Boyer’s greed and toxicity
Fast forward from 1944 and social media has become the new poisonous Gaslight featured actor
Differ in thought or speech and the wrath of social media will be unleashed as you would be considered a socialist detractor
Wheather it’s the mainstream news, social media, or instiution, pick one pick all they’re coming for your independence
So put down your phone, close that laptop, and turn off the boob tube before you find yourself meekly answering “here” advising the leftist government you’re in attendance
Back in the day Captain and Tenille crooned a sultry tune about doing it one more time
Toni Tennille coquettishly divulged she could “never get enough of a man like you” as that would be sublime
Currently that applies to the democrats’ version of Biden’s policies as “once is never enough with a man like you”
His agenda controlled by the congressional majority steam rolls along in a joyless attempt to turn America blue
His first 100 days were to change the course of the USA by way of bulling through executive orders and budget reconciliation
Forget about inflation and price increases passed onto the backs of hard working Americans while hiding behind the statement of no new taxation
Maybe a sexy song should be written about Biden’s first 100 days and the pain his agenda inflicts
Bear in mind this is the same length of time as the average lifespan of some species of blood sucking ticks
He killed jobs on day one saying the oil industry is bad and was smug about it until the gas lines formed
America was quickly grinding to a halt as gas distribution ceased, price gouging was rampant and service stations were swarmed
The southern border is not having a crisis, just ignore those hundreds of picnickers cooling their heels in the creek
The cartels are loving every minute. Forget drugs grab a child, charge a fortune and just drop the kid off at the border as there is no need to sneak
Buddy up to Iran, drop the sanctions and give them money so Americans can watch them burn the flag and chant death to the infidels
And claim to be a friend to Israel while watching their citizens run from the bombshells
Hide behind your Teachers Union to keep the public school children two years behind the rest of the world
And make sure to keep God out of the National Day of Prayer and on Police Appreciation Day keep Old Glory furled
Perhaps the increasingly poor and media weary citizens might try out an idea currently being employed by Chicago to control rats
The city turned 1000 feral cats loose in hopes of driving the rodents out of their habitats
However to control the rats in DC the cats would have to be tiger sized and 1000 wouldn’t be enough
Perhaps several thousand felines prowling the congressional halls could kill the rats but then one would have to listen to the big cats bitching about their food source being old, leathery, hollow and tough
The auctioneer mounted the steps to the podium, looked at the assembled group and announced, “Well start the bid at $25 for this loaf of day old bread
The crowd nervously peered into their sacks of money hoping they’d have enough to spend as inflation was rampant and widespread
Fuel was scarce and the car hadn’t been cranked in months, the electric car experiment had been an abject failure and now food was hard to find
Cities were starving, there was no transportation to deliver food to market. Pipelines had been shutdown and cyber attacked leaving America in a bind
The national debt was too large to overcome. Trump figured he had eight years to eliminate the liabilities and was defeated in four
He had spent huge in various programs adding almost 5 trillion to the deficit while watching the economy soar
But a pandemic, the biased malicious media, and his own bombastic attitude stopped the eight year run and had turned the reins over to the masked buffoon and his idiotic sidekick
Figuring to quickly make his mark as a decisive leader he canceled all things that had the economy recovering and started giving away futile stimulus checks like toys from St. Nick.
Free medicare for all, canceling student debt and a green new deal will all cause the national debt to balloon
Much like Tinkerbell with her magic wand, the President was awarding his cronies with their pet projects as he thought himself as the omnificent tycoon
The economy had been led to the inevitable crash. The democrats had thrown the term trillions around to the point of no meaning
The citizens were hungry, the service sector jobs weren’t needed and crime was unchecked. America was no longer worried about greening
So a small group had assembled in a last ditch effort to bid on some food items to help the desperate kinfolk living in their small house
Wishing for a do over as history had been ignored allowing the USA to be hustled by their own apathy and a relentless media to elect a self centered despicable louse
The question startled her. She’d been focused on her phone and Facebook
She’d completely missed the inquiry hoping the computer’s camera didn’t capture her dirty look
She’d grown accustomed to four hours repetition of hum drum Zoom lessons to a distracted group of students
All the while texting and giggling to fellow educators the fact that some of her pupils closely resembled teenaged mutants
Her county’s schools had been shut down for over a year though strange at first now this part time job at full time pay was a breeze
The Teachers Union was adamant, no one will return as long as they can hide behind the disease
But a new order was issued, teachers were to return to the classroom for one day a week.
Originally thinking the Zoom thing would never work, soon one realized they could haphazardly prepare for this new technique
Perhaps we can hide behind the Teachers Union demanding prior to returning all have the covid shot
As it seems between Biden’s promise and those annoying parents the whole world has their panties in a knot
The parents can be the worst, having to answer questions about goals and agenda when we all know they’re using us a babysitters
Besides no one misses lunch room duty, bus patrol, or time expended on school events, recent memories all causing jitters
The reality of returning to the classroom, the daily commute or just putting up with the kids trying to teach subjects that you’ll need to reintroduce
It may seem easy to the outsiders but to teachers now used to ducking out early this can only be considered abuse
One cannot turn on a TV these days without being forced to watch a gambling ad
These commercials all seem innocent enough, bet a dollar to win a hundred with just a touch of your keypad
It all started with the state run lottery, to help the education system scratch a ticket, play the numbers and win a chance at the mega bucks
Of course for most people it’s money spent that can’t be recovered to pay the bills and that’s what sucks
Now the lottery has competition from sports betting and TV stations own betting parlay
So before this new administration taxes it’s working citizens into oblivion a national lottery should be thrown into the gambling fray
Odds can be given to bettors on the current gossip or political scene
For instance, currently at 10:1 are the odds being given when Meghan will be called a back stabbing goldigger by the Queen
For the first time patient player, a fools bet would be the date Trump concedes the election and stops his rigged rant
At 25 million to one what’s the harm in a dollar bet and then wait for him to recant
For the real players a good longshot bet at 10,000:1 would be when Jen Psaki actually answers a question
With the over/under at 1832, it might be a better wager to see how many questions she can consecutively field while providing her usual ambiguous phrase of deflection
Also getting odds is Biden’s new red flag gun proposal intended to help identify unstable people and will hopefully also apply to the Congressional House
Because at a little better than even odds it’s just a matter of time before a representative’s sordid past is exposed and proclaimed a nut job by his spouse
This money making scheme is endless, just imagine the odds you could get if when standing near a heat source how long it would take for all the Botox to drain from Pelosi’s face
And in the contest for the worst administration ever would this group win show or place
The list could go on forever the authorized betting parlors’ phones would be ringing off the hook
By adding 5 trillion more debt to the taxpayers bill in less than 90 days, Americans need a shot at big money before the government lays claim to their check book
Once again the narrative required dragging poor old Jim Crow around
It is proclaimed the State of Georgia has passed into law rules designed to keep people of color down
This places an unfair burden on minorities was the rallying cry
But truthfully the laws passed enhanced all peoples’ ability to vote but they instead listened to the President’s lie
He claimed the new rules hearkened back to the Jim Crow era when black people and poor white trash had to pass literary tests to vote
Latin textbooks were given to potential voters and when the script wasn’t comprehended the assembled democrats all had reason to gloat
Back then restrooms, water fountains, rail cars and theater balconies were all assigned by skin tone
Somehow this race baiting pandering President became confused over standard voting rules and his comments became overblown
He seems focused on a rule no one can approach someone standing in line with water or snacks
Gee Mr President that has always been a rule that no one can approach a voter line inside 150 feet and this wasn’t aimed at blacks
Remember how in westerns (and currently today) the bars were always closed on election day
The same applies here as all voters have a right to enter the polling place without being accosted by anyone with any message they might try to convey
There can be no argument over voter ID whether voting in person or by mail
This eliminates any accusations of ballot box stuffing or votes by people who have long since bit the dusty trail
So woke companies might try reading through the new laws before jumping into the cancel culture parade
If a group boarding a Delta jet used a library card as their ID and all had ticking suitcases the other passengers just might be dismayed
And Coke would hate it if people standing in concession lines were shown pictures of diabetic amputees
So before bowing to some small vocal groups’ portrayal of suffering victims the companies really need to dot their i’s and cross their t’s
Finally another gutless major league sports franchise pulled their Atlanta bound all-star game
Furthering the disgrace that professional sports has become and that’s a shame
Therefore if President Biden and his lapdogs want to continue to spread his lies
He needs to be man enough to back up his Jim Crow claims by answering real questions and all that implies
In early summer of 2015 developer and TV personality descended the elevator
To make the announcement he intends to become the United States Chief Administrator
He was there to challenge the Washington career do nothing politicians
Washington was a good ole boys club whose entrance required passing the me first auditions
Trumps primary challengers were the same tired names and faces that had been feeding from the public trough for years
Fueled by payoffs from lobbyists and foreign investments under a politician’s disguise when really they all belonged to the Fraternal Order of Racketeers
The Republicans itching for a change from another defeat by Obama democrats appointed Trump to lead the attack
And the fact Obama’s highly unlikable personal puppet was the democratic opposition is the straw that broke the camel’s back
It took a Clinton to put Trump into office as a decent democratic candidate would have won in a walk
While Trump won his states Washington, the democrats and the press stood by too dumbfounded to squawk
So for four years the cretins from big tech, the press, and various government agencies mounted an unrelenting mud slinging campaign
The daily socialist racist rhetoric from big tech and the press became the recurring refrain
The bullying campaign eventually proved too much for the thin skinned obsessive Trump
A second term became unobtainable when bombastic tweets, unfavorable children and questionable election results couldn’t put Trump over the hump
Hopefully the Biden administration will create another republican capable of defeating this socialist nonsense
And give the boot to this pack of American haters hiding behind the “we’re for all the people” pretense
The Washington puppet master achieved his goal as the country is now only baby steps away from a uni government with one supreme ruler
Perhaps the country can survive another two years, if not we’ll be bowing to a communist agenda and nothing could be crueler
