Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
There has been a lot written comparing President Biden to President Carter
One was a lifelong politician and racist while the other was a Navy Lieutenant, a Georgia Governor and appeared smarter
With most Presidents some of the baggage dropped on the White House steps and the American public involves members of their household
Jimmy had Billy, a folksy alcoholic good ole boy while Biden has Hunter, a person who in any other walk of life would be trying to get paroled
After President Carter’s surprising election, Billy seized the moment with his fifteen minutes of fame
Based solely on the fact his brother was elected to the Office of President, Billy felt he had at least a little skin in the game
It wasn’t long before reporters were flocking to Plains Georgia to hang on every homey witticism that Billy might spin
In the mid 70’s access to the President was a big deal to the press. Six beers in and who knows what secret nugget of information Billy might spring
Billy capitalized on his sudden celebrity with a namesake beer and much ballyhooed Libyan loan
President Carter was quick to tell the American people he was not swayed and Billy’s activities were his own and were such he couldn’t condone
Fast forward 42 years and President Biden and his family of elitist crooks have taken the idea of payola to a whole new level
Because of his addict son (“the smartest guy I know”) Biden has been entered into agreements with the devil
Need to get next to the President for power, weapons and influence? Create a seat for Hunter at the executive table for the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine
Hunter’s qualifications for this natural gas expertise included bedding his dead brother’s widow and being kicked out of the Navy for cocaine
The brain addled son of the President, when not on Air Force II was filming drunken flings with prostitutes and downloading clips on his notorious laptop
When traveling with his dad on the taxpayers dole, Hunter was in the process of meeting the Chinese about forming a private equity firm and setting up a profitable shop
Poor Jimmy, a man of honest and integrity had to deal with his brothers shenanigans that involved beer, a loan and peeing on the runway
While President Biden, a man who continuously lies to fit the moment, does nothing to hide his sons despicable behavior and as the “big guy” watches the taxpayers federal tax with holding laundered money roll in while ignoring the crack pipe in the ash tray
The mud slinging had reached a fever pitch. Both candidates were firing big clods of dirt at close range
Old hidden wounds were being opened and yet in the nastiness of this election that didn’t seem strange
The broadcast airwaves were saturated with facts and half-truths concerning previous misdeeds from the two malefactors
Hoping their relentless TV commercials would swing the voters’ opinions to have one of them become the election’s benefactor
Each claiming their backgrounds and beliefs are critical to America’s success
Have former spouses talk on camera about the atrocities committed by each candidate in this high stakes game of chess
The mud piles rapidly around these two as the Preacher claims it’s okay to kill babies right up until the time of birth
While the other was complicit in a partner’s abortion and then claiming there is no excuse for this procedure on this earth
The Preacher supports the current administration’s climate change propaganda and funding Ukraine’s proxy war with unfettered spending
While the football player touts that old traditional values should be taught and are well worth defending
The mud keeps piling higher around these two as big gobs of dirt continue to be hurled
Some dirt mounding around the Preacher stated he voted to allow bionic men to compete against women in the sports world
The football player declared that a travesty to all biological females
But the Preacher seems to feel that the definition of a woman is all in vaguely defined details
The football player is denounced for shady business practices, while the Preacher is accused of an ongoing tax dodge
One thing is certain, with these two candidates no one has to sneak around in the dead of night tasked with a mission of espionage
In just a couple of weeks this slanderous election will be over and someone will be elected to the gang of Washington racketeers for six years
By then both men will need snorkels to breathe as the mud will be over their heads from all the opposing political smears
“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”
“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”
“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”
“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”
“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”
“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”
“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”
“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”
“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”
“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”
“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4th for the box top to count”
“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”
“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”
“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”
“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”
“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”
The incumbent candidate, once riding high in the polls, found himself in a dead heat with his opponent
His campaign had been smooth and stress free. Suddenly his competition had gained ground overnight and the incumbent felt that the endorsement of a political heavy hitter was the missing component
His manager requested help from all the big names. The former president, his spouse, a former high profile candidate, the aging rock star, and the former sports super star were all busy and declined
Desperate for an endorsement, the candidate had to turn to the current President, the one with the rapidly fading mind
Watching the polls stating he and his opponent were tied within the margin of error, left him no choice
Maybe just once this divisive man might give his campaign a positive voice
His final speech before election day was to be on the Federal Courthouse steps in the state capitol
The President would have time for his writers to construct a speech about his party’s achievements as his opponent’s rebuttal
At the appointed time the protesters were assembled in force as those wanting a safe and secure America seemingly appeared out of the woodwork
The gas powered ten car motorcade pulled up, stumbling to the podium the President immediately called the protesters idiots with his trademark smirk
He then proceeded to tell he would shut down the coal plants and eliminate fossil fuel
His disdain for any opposition had taken him from being the great uniter, to being a back alley bully, to being down right cruel
The fact winter is rapidly approaching and a large percentage of his electorate, due to his self-created energy crisis will be hungry and cold
The candidate hoping for a boost was seen just offstage with his head buried in his hands needing to be consoled
This farce of a leader had just gone out of his way to bury this office holder
Wishing he had left this ineffective and failing man in his Delaware basement to molder
Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Twitter has been sold
Purchased by Elon Musk, the idea being free speech may reappear and can no longer be leftist controlled
Of course this has the socialist media ownership up in arms
The idea that opposing ideas, thoughts and questions being freely posed has set off all kinds of alarms
Senator Elizabeth Warren, she of American Indian descent and a minority student at both Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School has stated “there will be rules” to block free speech
Free speech has always been a problem for her as she bought into the Russian collusion and wanted desperately to impeach
The scuff marks in the White House lawn were former President Obama’s as he left office convinced that a certain privileged few should determine what is free speech and what is not
As social media looks like it might move to the center, he advised that dynamic might be “tilting in the wrong direction” Implying believe only in the socialist agenda and anything else is considered a MAGA plot
Hillary, yes that Hillary, she of creating her own massive disinformation crusade attempting to save her faltering campaign, has appealed to the European Union to pass the Digital Services Act
With the threat of public upheaval, by passing this glorified Chinese communist program, the spineless EU will scare themselves into voting for state censorship and will form another gutless pact
It has to be horrifying watching a potential Red Wave washing over election day, leaving one’s New World Order and Climate Change money grab waving in the wind
And the angry voice from the White House comes from your own hand-picked marionette, now a worldwide laughingstock, cognitively deficient, and thin skinned
This time payback might really be a bitch. Disinformation is acceptable if reading about aliens raising wolfboy in the grocery check-out, but never question an open border
As they would feel the right to censor just so much as an opposing thought while lying prone at the feet of New World Order
For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war
At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore
Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend
Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend
Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”
As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft
Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”
As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed
All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”
The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry
Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”
In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves
The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure
Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”
In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door
The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”
The school children were all lined up in the cafeteria to receive their polio vaccine infused sugar cube
Vaccines were administered in the 50’s and 60’s without much debate before the invention of social media and You Tube
If one peeked at the arms of the these children, they would have noticed the scar from the scratch of glass to ward off smallpox
It didn’t take long for for Big Pharma to soon realize that vaccines could be a lucrative way to increase the value of their stocks
In addition to the necessary measles and mumps vaccines additional shots were developed to push on unsuspecting kids
Soon school systems were following CDC “recommendations” as entrance to school was either be multiple jabbed or just walking the halls of that school the law forbids
In an unbelieveable reach, the CDC recommends that babies 6 months and older be jabbed for Hep B that is mostly sexually transmitted
Then EUREKA! Covid splashed across the globe and suddenly the world is Big Pharma’s oyster. The eight test mice on trial didn’t die so the CDC recommendation of yearly shots in all infants were permitted
Able to cast their greedy net over the entire world population, Big Pharma was able to pass their untested biological agent as a safe and effective “vaccine”
Backed by the current administration in this hugely profitable scheme the US population becomes just another mark in this money machine
Also being kicked around is raising the price of the jab from the $30 charged the government to after the current contact expires, $110 to the end user
Meaning Big Pharma is the giant winner and the law abiding citizens and helpless infants are the loser
But things are looking up. So far there are no reports of the any of the eight test mice dying
So ignoring the reports of the jabbed dropping like flies in a DDT cloud, one can only see the 26 shots recommended by the CDC and the sound of babies crying
The young boy eyed the lunch room lady with both anticipation and suspicion
The smell emanating from the cafeteria had given the lad an eerie premonition
Pushing the tray down the rail in wide-eyed fearfulness he waited for that dreaded sound
And there it was, the splash in the soup bowl of slimy tomato, looking like a dissected science experiment that drowned
Add to the sloshing of the soup bowl, the splat of the leaky peanut butter and jelly sandwich gluing itself to the melmac plate
This presentation passed for lunch once a month without any regard to the kid’s immediate fate
Flash forward fifty years and today’s crop of classmates would be watching their peers being wheeled out on stretchers in severe anaphylactic shock
It seems today that children need to to be cautious about what they ingest, or they’ll quickly be on their way to the doc
Currently food allergies are on the rise partially to the “clean environment” paranoia. Many foods besides peanuts are on the no eat list
Kids aren’t on the playground anymore sharing dirt, germs, and microbes causing the gut health to suffer and peanut butter sandwiches cease to exist
Helicopter parents standing at the ready with their sani-wipes, antibacterial soaps and sanitizing clothes detergents have weakened the immune systems
In an effort to keep their kids safe from illness the children themselves have become the victims
Who’da ever thought a jar of peanut butter could unleash a deadly effect on kids when the previous problem was always creamy or chunky
That and the fact the classroom full of screaming kids always smelled like the breath of a monkey
The microbes in the gut play an important part in overall health so let the kids play in the dirt
Besides this explains why rats, cockroaches and politicians seem to thrive in their own filth and always emerge unhurt
The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.
If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share
But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth
Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth
The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war
This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor
Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding
His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing
His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt
Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat
The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar
He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire
His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class
While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas
The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”
End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit
The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied
You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride
In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb
Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”
The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives
Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives
It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers
This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers
A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain
The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain
What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years
They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears
So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape
Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape
Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes
Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes
There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff
This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff
The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue
The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through
“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.
“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”
The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks
It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks
He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind
Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind
The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant
Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant
Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry
The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story
The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian
Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian
Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie
It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 