Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
The room was bright, the sun was up as he groaned and opened his eyes
His all consuming addiction to hatred left him hungover as last night’s anger lit up the night skies
Because now all that fake holiday spirit was thrust again on the public and someone has to pay
He’s learned to despise this season with all the plastic decorations, prejudiced well wishers and Santa’s faded sleigh
Forget the fact that kids might for a short time believe in something good
Their parents should concentrate only on his philosophy, understand he’s right and then he won’t be misunderstood
He was dealt a bad hand by being one of the chosen few born a free-thinker in the USA
Preaching regularly he renounces all capitalism as that only leads to society’s decay
Longing to be recognized as a freedom fighter and rally the socialist ranks to overthrow the government oppressors
His persona had been formed early by public education and pretentious leftist professors
Harshly passing judgment on those saps trudging to work every day to earn a living wage
Serving only to fuel his inner resentment of having no bankable skills or sense of responsibility both stoking his barely controllable rage
And now he has to listen to those unauthentic holiday greetings and wishes of good will
Well, he has news for those chumps. A revolution is coming and this ain’t Whoville
Laughing to himself, he knows who’s right and those despicable fools can sing Jingle Bells around their pathetic celebration
Content in his knowledge it’s only a matter of time before this yearly occurrence falls victim to cancel culture politicization
The parade is over. Congress had passed their bills and all the little Biden supporters are mostly happy.
It’s now time for the American taxpayers to bring out the broom and garbage can to clean up the glitter, ticker tape and all the horse crappy
Oh, it’s not going to cost you one cent is the liberal DC rallying cry
But someone with a five dollar calculator did the math and could cause that statement to go awry
It seems that some members of Congress want to be re-elected and a vote for this hot mess will result in them looking for a real job
Secretly wishing this bill would just go away but they feel that making a stand would raise the ire of the liberal mob
The bills passed the spineless legisature and the White House will say America will get better if you continue to pay through the nose writing those checks for the hidden taxation
And hope the taxpayer will quietly sit by simmering in their anger and despair in quiet resignation
The liberal squad will continue to be unhappy as they weren’t able to spend more of non-existant money
The homeless, the illegal and uneducated continue to stream across the border knowing the leftist agenda will offer relief in the land of milk and honey
Industry will be compromised as the New Green anti oil Deal will cause commerce to grind to a halt
The supply chain is seriously broken, no one wants to work, transportation is handcuffed and it’s all the previous administration’s fault
The pandemic is raging. The CDC appears to be a hapless group of Washington mouth pieces
Vaccine mandates, booster demands, and weekly whispers of a new variant headline every newscast as faith in all of Washington decreases
Left leaning DC is in line for a free fall of voting reality. Playing to special interests for cash and prizes they have over stepped their boundaries and yet continue as though they haven’t a clue
When they are all voted out for terminal stupidity someone is going to have to fix this mess as this group is in way over their heads and bitten off more than they can chew
This job was just to big for the ill prepared, insolent selfish children left in control
So grab the big broom and the pooper scooper as this group will disappear after midterms like dog turds on a dookie patrol
The Peter Principle is a management concept that states people are promoted until they reach a level of “respective incompetence” all based on the success of their previous position.
They are continuously promoted in the heirarchy until they are no longer competent in their newly assigned mission
The White House has selected a Cabinet that demonstrates to the world proof of this concept
People were chosen more to promote diversity but immediately these chosen proved to be seriously inept
Kamala Harris, Vice President
She was assigned on national TV to be the border crisis czar but so far has hidden from the situation
Concentrating on more pressing issues she made a film with child actors about moon exploration
Anthony Blinken, Secretary of State
When pressed he stated there are about 200 Americans still left behind in the Afghanistan debacle
Hopefully they won’t be hiding near the remains of the seven children found in the drone strike rubble
Lloyd Austin, Secretary of Defense
One only needs to see the images of the Kabul Airport and the US equipment being worn and waved by the Taliban to understand the skill set of this man
It took just a few days for the Taliban to seize control of Afghanistan as allegedly the most powerful military commander in the free world had no plan
Merrick Garland, Attorney General
The Democrats may point directly at this man for their defeat in the Virginia gubernatorial race in spite of all the big name campaigners
His memo written to the DOJ incensed the minivan moms whose grassroots effort turned the state into republican leaders and house seat gainers
Xavier Becerra, Secretary of Health and Human Services
Though he claims to have “his fingerprints” all over the fight to stop covid he seems lost and intimidated by Fauci and crew
His silence on this subject highlights the failure of this administration that has inarguably bitten off more than they can chew
Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation
This man insists the current inflation rate is transitory and all supply issues are due to the pandemic
But with the price of goods skyrocketing, store shelves empty and cargo ships backed to the horizon the pandemic argument seems mostly academic
The list goes on and on; education, energy, homeland security to name a few as the future of American dreams dangerously teeters
But one thing is for certain this current administration is staffed and controlled by far too many Peters
When the career politician finally ascended the steps to the big stage. He pledged to unite
He was in position to excel, however with the promises made to his America he wasn’t forthright
His handlers run out of the back to empty the Pressroom should one want to question his agenda
And rush him straight to Air Force One to spend time cloistered in his Delaware hacienda
“The Worst Thing About being lied to is knowing you weren’t worth the truth” – Turcois Ominek
Under the impression to just tell them anything and they’ll swallow it just because I said it. Teleprompter Joe believes he has power over your mind
What the party in charge is discovering is America might turn a deaf ear to the DC noise but they’re not blind
The video continues to roll of the many promises made and not being honored
Highlighting the blunders made by this administration and showing the Build Back Better campaign will be completely squandered
“Lies are a temporary solution to a permanent problem” – Krina Gopani
Lying Biden stated he’s been to the southern border before. Fact checks showed 13 years ago he might have seen it through the windows of a car
As currently thousands of unvetted, unskilled, and potentially diseased people push through the entry gates looking for endless residency he still only watches from afar
“The more you defend a lie the angrier you become”– Mitch Alborn
Denying any military advisers asked him to leave military in Afghanistan he growled, “The buck stops with me.”
Promising to leave no American behind, this falsehood killed 13 military personnel and then he retaliated with the deaths of seven innocent children who were oblivious to his guarantee
“I’m not upset you lied to me, I’m upset from now on I can’t believe you” – Friedrich Nietzsche
Potentially stuffing 10% of ill gotten gains into his pockets from his shady son’s business deals as he is the Big Guy by designation
Blowing off all questions shouting over his shoulder that was Russian disinformation
“Lying is the greatest of all sins” – Alfred Nobel
As with all who have been in power for the last thirty years, the bar has been set very low
“Read my lips,” “I did not have sex with that woman,” “Iraq has a massive stockpile of WMDs,” “You can keep your doctor,” “Mexico will pay,” all well known quotes from the DC throne as America sees these lies as the same deceitful dog and pony show
The dictionary has been released with it’s list of new first time words for 2021
Bidenesque has been added and is not complimentary to the man who had won
This word was now being used instead of the well worn term SNAFU
This idiom can now be inserted in any sentence describing a situation in which failure, confusion and chaos might ensue
The situation is then completed by finger pointing the blame, not taking questions and then hiding
While huddling with confidants to determine the best way to spin the current calamity in an effort to keep his poll numbers from further sliding
Pick any catastrophe this man has started and the bidenesque adjective can easily be inserted
Perhaps the word would had never been issued if the man had honored his original promises as his decision debacles might have been averted
Obviously he lied about his intent to unite as evidenced by how he qualifies for the bidenesque label
In his soon to be huge failure to electrify the auto industry gas prices have surged and the ripple effect left the economy very unstable
In Afghanistan he left hundreds of loyalists behind as he ordered the US armed forces to drop their weapons and flee
Completely ignoring his own military advisors as it seemed they might just disagree
His asinine handling of the pandemic was to politicize the virus with despotic mandates causing many in an already limited workforce to walk off the job
His quiet support of the leftist “defund the police” have left cities to be ruled by the socialist mob
His open border have thousands trampling over everyone’s rights in an attempt to gain all things free
Proving over and over that there’s “none so blind as those who will not see”
His sole answer to all his debacles is to increase spending and force that bill on the poor citizens of America for generations to come
So the term bidenesque covers all the policies that have and will fail supported by the democratic elites while the rest of us watch America become a socialist slum
Much has been written about China’s wet market and it’s alleged connection to the pandemic
In a wet market the diner can select their entree from caged animals and any virus harbored by that creature may be passed along potentially causing an epidemic
Originally thought to be spread by the consumption of bats purchased from a wet market
Supposedly diseased bats were responsible for the highly transmissible virus to take off like a rocket
But there’s also another wet market in existence in the dark background of China’s have and have not’s
And this crime against humanity cannot be fixed by government mandated shots
Websites advertise that for a fee human organs can be purchased should one need a transplant
This abhorrent dark market is kept quiet and information regarding these procedures is scant
But for a minute imagine if an American advertising agency was tasked to promote this practice
The plaid sports coated spokesperson would address only those with money and status
“Hello folks, feeling a little rundown and in need of a replacement for your failing heart? With a brand new group of fresh dissidents you no longer need to be attached to that implanted medical apparatus”
“Yes sir we just acquired a new crop of Uyghurs and Falon Gong practitioners and we all know these people are of no consequence”
“So their donation to you will continue to extend the embodiment of Chinese dominance”
“Thoroughly checked by a team of doctors we can assure these donors offer the best quality merchandise”
“Remember, what you need was not harvested from some unsound prisoner who died in government captivity”
“These organs are from people living that very day but were ordered to donate due to their purported evil cult beliefs or anti-government activity”
“So get your credit cards ready as our supply is limited and as a bonus for signing up in the next 24 hours we’ll pay all shipping fees”
“Don’t worry about international outcry, the big guy gets his cut as outlined in the surcharges right below the limited 90-day guarantees”
In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief
Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief
Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite
But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite
The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared
The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord
Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks
The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks
The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways
Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways
With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car
With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar
The Department of Justice is at it again and this isn’t about reading writing and arithmetic
Once in office these boards feel their personal vindictive agenda can be forced down the throats of the public schools
And now the Department of Justice is telling the parents to stand down, don’t question and to follow their new set of rules
The minivan moms suddenly had enough and were rejective of the authorization by the school boards of their liberal driven drivel
Faced with challenges and outrage by formerly placid parents, the school board deemed this unacceptable and not civil
Parents in the past had dutifully paid their taxes and were usually agreeable with the school boards’ decisions
Over time the school systems could no longer hide the fact the public schools were teaching their far left visions
The moms and pops had previously voted for unknown board member candidates based on the fact they recognized their name from yard signs
Now fighting back, as these empowered officials were forcing mask mandates and teaching kids to hate themselves, the parents developed spines
They began to realize after the fact that brainwashing the youth is a handy tool to enforce socialist views
Just ask Hitler who understood the “get ’em while they’re young” concept before they’re mature enough to consider what philosophy to choose
So the DOJ and the FBI were called in to help quell this uprising of parents who feel they have some say so in what is best for their kids
So now by decree of the exalted Attorney General parents will have no rights to question decisions as this the new law forbids
So bring in homeschooling and private schools and let fundimental education and common sense prevail
As this atrocious ruling by the Department of Justice escalating the death of America is just another coffin nail
Failure is now an acceptable option and no further action will be taken
The new mantra of the current administration has left America shaken
Create one disaster after another and then walk away
The lack of policy has left the professional politicians and their campaign promises in disarray
The demented one in his foggy thought process spurned on by bad advice has the pooch hollering for more vaseline
His drive for all things electric has caused prices to jump on all consumer goods as the economy still functions on gasoline
There is chaos at the southern border, the illegals have paid the passage fare to the cartels so their entrance to America should be okay
And when trying to maintain some semblance of order by agents on horseback Biden growled, “those people will pay.”
The Statue of Liberty should be moved south with a new insciption stating, “send us your diseased, your gang members and drug runners”
We’ll just add our open border to our ever growing list of presidential blunders
There has been nothing for the US citizens to hang their Build Back Better hat on. Take the Afghanistan War—please
“Sound retreat and run” has become the motto for the new woke military and leave behind an undetermined number of detainees
Then create a vaccine mandate to disenfranchise the last remaining workforce in the States
Bring in the National Guard and appoint everyday store clerks to enforce the jab and determine all’s fates
One should have realized during the election campaign this guy is not a leader and not one to unite
Hiding in his basement, unable to answer any questions and too cowardly to fight
So Joe continue to pick the pills out of your applesauce and keep the prune juice flowing
And remember to use your numerous gaffes to befuddle your listeners so the world leaders aren’t sure if you’re coming or going
The rulers in a kingdom far away in the land down under
Decided in misguided wisdom to tear it’s citizens asunder
With a final gasp the continent rolled her eyes to the sky
And in a last moment of clarity she begged her citizens to not comply
So she sang:
Watch me government rule, Jule
Watch me governmen rule
They’ll beat in your head it’s really cruel, Jule
Watch me government rule
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Keep me locked up to force the shot, Scott
Keep me locked up to force the shot
Try to sneak around and not get caught, Scott
Keep me locked up to force the shot
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Let me citizens loose, Bruce
Let me citizens loose
They only want to buy produce, Bruce
Let me citizens loose
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me, Lee
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me
For throwing shrimp on an outdoor barbee, Lee
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
Neuter the citizens for a police state, Nate
Neuter the citizens for a police state
Ruled by jackbooted thugs is the new life, mate
Neuter the citizens for a police state
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
How the world is viewed changed significantly once the internet was established for everyday use
Add in the cell phone to record activities and fame should be easy one could deduce
Gone are the days of pink “while you were out pads,” beepers clipped to belts and finding a pay phone that works
The cell phone created a revolution as behind every phone’s camera a potential superstar lurks
Record your talent, interests and showcase yourself in a shaky video and wait for the international audience to “like” your production
Gain an audience with video attempts and hope with the multitude of mouse clicks your name will eventually need no introduction
Early television showcased local talent and radio featured those with a beautiful voice
But the few chasing true fame had to work tirelessly for their shot as they had no choice
Word of mouth, community talent or beauty shows and slideshows from vacations were all part of the creative urge
And just maybe with a little luck a future superstar just might emerge
Now a days shoot a video of an off key song attempt, a skateboard trick or the family trip through the Smokies and you could be a internet sensation
However after posting your video and receiving no “likes” your plea goes out to be “liked” in digital desperation
You’ve put your best effort out there to be judged by all with a mobile device and a short attention span
People are very stingy with their mouse clicks and if their attention isn’t gained in the first few seconds they’ll go back to watching the cat with his tail in the fan
That one finger movement hovering above the “like” icon on your video posting can be your ticket to fame
But with the millions of videos on line one more recording posted into the digital abyss probably is not going to win worldwide acclaim
As hitting it big on the internet with your cooking show, dangerous stunts, or travelogue would be a rarity
Though tempting, putting all your eggs in that video basket just may not lead to monetary and personal prosperity
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 