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An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry

Commentary on Daily Life, Politics and Sports

Hello, My name is Kevin, and I am the bad poet

Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life.  I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com  or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.

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China’s Other Wet Market

Much has been written about China’s wet market and it’s alleged connection to the pandemic

In a wet market the diner can select their entree from caged animals and any virus harbored by that creature may be passed along potentially causing an epidemic

Originally thought to be spread by the consumption of bats purchased from a wet market

Supposedly diseased bats were responsible for the highly transmissible virus to take off like a rocket

But there’s also another wet market in existence in the dark background of China’s have and have not’s

And this crime against humanity cannot be fixed by government mandated shots

Websites advertise that for a fee human organs can be purchased should one need a transplant

This abhorrent dark market is kept quiet and information regarding these procedures is scant

But for a minute imagine if an American advertising agency was tasked to promote this practice

The plaid sports coated spokesperson would address only those with money and status

“Hello folks, feeling a little rundown and in need of a replacement for your failing heart? With a brand new group of fresh dissidents you no longer need to be attached to that implanted medical apparatus”

“Yes sir we just acquired a new crop of Uyghurs and Falon Gong practitioners and we all know these people are of no consequence”

“So their donation to you will continue to extend the embodiment of Chinese dominance”

“Thoroughly checked by a team of doctors we can assure these donors offer the best quality merchandise”

“Remember, what you need was not harvested from some unsound prisoner who died in government captivity”

“These organs are from people living that very day but were ordered to donate due to their purported evil cult beliefs or anti-government activity”

“So get your credit cards ready as our supply is limited and as a bonus for signing up in the next 24 hours we’ll pay all shipping fees”

“Don’t worry about international outcry, the big guy gets his cut as outlined in the surcharges right below the limited 90-day guarantees”

I Saw A Biden Sticker On A Cadillac

In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief

Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief

Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite

But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite

The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared

The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord

Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks

The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks

The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways

Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways

With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car

With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar

Reading Writing And Critical Race Theory

The Department of Justice is at it again and this isn’t about reading writing and arithmetic
Parents are concerned the tax money fleeced from their hard working salaries is being misused and the arrogant school boards are unapologetic

Once in office these boards feel their personal vindictive agenda can be forced down the throats of the public schools
And now the Department of Justice is telling the parents to stand down, don’t question and to follow their new set of rules

The minivan moms suddenly had enough and were rejective of the authorization by the school boards of their liberal driven drivel
Faced with challenges and outrage by formerly placid parents, the school board deemed this unacceptable and not civil

Parents in the past had dutifully paid their taxes and were usually agreeable with the school boards’ decisions
Over time the school systems could no longer hide the fact the public schools were teaching their far left visions

The moms and pops had previously voted for unknown board member candidates based on the fact they recognized their name from yard signs
Now fighting back, as these empowered officials were forcing mask mandates and teaching kids to hate themselves, the parents developed spines

They began to realize after the fact that brainwashing the youth is a handy tool to enforce socialist views
Just ask Hitler who understood the “get ’em while they’re young” concept before they’re mature enough to consider what philosopy to choose

So the DOJ and the FBI were called in to help quell this uprising of parents who feel they have some say so in what is best for their kids
So now by decree of the exalted Attorney General parents will have no rights to question decisions as this the new law forbids

So bring in homeschooling and private schools and let fundimental education and common sense prevail
As this atrocious ruling by the Department of Justice escalating the death of America is just another coffin nail

Failure Is Now An Acceptable Option

Failure is now an acceptable option and no further action will be taken
The new mantra of the current administration has left America shaken

Create one disaster after another and then walk away
The lack of policy has left the professional politicians and their campaign promises in disarray

The demented one in his foggy thought process spurned on by bad advice has the pooch hollering for more vaseline
His drive for all things electric has caused prices to jump on all consumer goods as the economy still functions on gasoline

There is chaos at the southern border, the illegals have paid the passage fare to the cartels so their entrance to America should be okay
And when trying to maintain some semblance of order by agents on horseback Biden growled, “those people will pay.”

The Statue of Liberty should be moved south with a new insciption stating, “send us your diseased, your gang members and drug runners”
We’ll just add our open border to our ever growing list of presidential blunders

There has been nothing for the US citizens to hang their Build Back Better hat on. Take the Afghanistan War—please
“Sound retreat and run” has become the motto for the new woke military and leave behind an undetermined number of detainees

Then create a vaccine mandate to disenfranchise the last remaining workforce in the States
Bring in the National Guard and appoint everyday store clerks to enforce the jab and determine all’s fates

One should have realized during the election campaign this guy is not a leader and not one to unite
Hiding in his basement, unable to answer any questions and too cowardly to fight

So Joe continue to pick the pills out of your applesauce and keep the prune juice flowing
And remember to use your numerous gaffes to befuddle your listeners so the world leaders aren’t sure if you’re coming or going

Tie Me Freedoms Down, Sport

The rulers in a kingdom far away in the land down under
Decided in misguided wisdom to tear it’s citizens asunder
With a final gasp the continent rolled her eyes to the sky
And in a last moment of clarity she begged her citizens to not comply

So she sang:

Watch me government rule, Jule
Watch me governmen rule
They’ll beat in your head it’s really cruel, Jule
Watch me government rule

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me locked up to force the shot, Scott
Keep me locked up to force the shot
Try to sneak around and not get caught, Scott
Keep me locked up to force the shot

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Let me citizens loose, Bruce
Let me citizens loose
They only want to buy produce, Bruce
Let me citizens loose

Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down

Don’t fire rubber bullets at me, Lee
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me
For throwing shrimp on an outdoor barbee, Lee
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me

Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down

Neuter the citizens for a police state, Nate
Neuter the citizens for a police state
Ruled by jackbooted thugs is the new life, mate
Neuter the citizens for a police state

Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down

Chasing The Mouse Click Of Acceptance

How the world is viewed changed significantly once the internet was established for everyday use

Add in the cell phone to record activities and fame should be easy one could deduce

Gone are the days of pink “while you were out pads,” beepers clipped to belts and finding a pay phone that works

The cell phone created a revolution as behind every phone’s camera a potential superstar lurks

Record your talent, interests and showcase yourself in a shaky video and wait for the international audience to “like” your production

Gain an audience with video attempts and hope with the multitude of mouse clicks your name will eventually need no introduction

Early television showcased local talent and radio featured those with a beautiful voice

But the few chasing true fame had to work tirelessly for their shot as they had no choice

Word of mouth, community talent or beauty shows and slideshows from vacations were all part of the creative urge

And just maybe with a little luck a future superstar just might emerge

Now a days shoot a video of an off key song attempt, a skateboard trick or the family trip through the Smokies and you could be a internet sensation

However after posting your video and receiving no “likes” your plea goes out to be “liked” in digital desperation

You’ve put your best effort out there to be judged by all with a mobile device and a short attention span

People are very stingy with their mouse clicks and if their attention isn’t gained in the first few seconds they’ll go back to watching the cat with his tail in the fan

That one finger movement hovering above the “like” icon on your video posting can be your ticket to fame

But with the millions of videos on line one more recording posted into the digital abyss probably is not going to win worldwide acclaim

As hitting it big on the internet with your cooking show, dangerous stunts, or travelogue would be a rarity

Though tempting, putting all your eggs in that video basket just may not lead to monetary and personal prosperity

The Snake Pit

The snakes had been freed, last November America opened their cages and out they crawled

The Spitting Cobras then proceeded to spout fictional stats, half truths and bald faced lies and any attempt to counter was stonewalled

Question the expertise and one can see the serpents coil and hear them begin to rattle

One’s expected to accept their spoken word as gospel and follow like cattle

Big Pharma is slithering around looking for another massive payday by enlisting the rat snakes to vaccinate kids

There is no long range data on possible harm from this serum but no one is to question this as the chief Worm Snake forbids

The border is not open or so the Puff Adder the big reptile appointed to Washington states

But those ain’t water moccasins crossing the river overwhelming communities and leaving them in dire straits

There’s still a multitude of people stuck behind enemy lines in Afghanistan

That’s what happened when their escorts out dropped their weapons and ran

The dismal retreat was ordered by the Chicken Snake in charge completely bungling the end of the war

Only to run back to Delaware and scream he was backed into a corner and lay the blame at someone else’s door

Campaign for the no count Sidewinder in charge of the west coast

Shout his praise over the din of homeless encampments, the noise of businesses shuttering and the crackle of forests that are now toast

Finally after your relentless attempt to destroy the United States and ruling over one disaster after another

Send your Copperhead out to face the press with her uncanny ability to act like any question is not worth her time and goes in ear and out the other

Trump Rides A High Horse

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines high horse as an arrogant and unyielding mood or attitude

After descending the escalator Trump figured that his celebrity status offered him considerable latitude

He could now pass judgement on all things non-Trump and the population would glorify this belief

After all, the US had just lived through eight years of democrat rule from a Chicago elitist and new blood in Washington would be a relief

The everyday American now had a man they viewed favorably on a reality show but quickly found in DC that didn’t help his cause

He thought he was in the driver’s seat but didn’t realize the Democrats and RINOS don’t play by any written laws

His naivety was evident from day one in his effort to drain the swamp the people he surrounded himself with were less than effective

He thought his adopted party would rally behind his leadership but failed to realize this group marched to their own perspectve

He was dealing with career politicians who were hopelessly in love with money, power and themselves

He didn’t realize the DC club abhorred outsiders and would appear out of nowhere to block his every move like diabolical elves

So he did the only thing he knew to do and lashed out at all those who opposed him

He relentlessly ranted on social media, television and radio until a large percentage of people lost interest and his once bright star began to dim

But he went to his pep rallies and whipped his remaining adoring fans into a frenzy with his tedious barrage of rigged elections, fake news and a witch hunt

His endorsing of politically weak candidates, his never ending rants and his own arrogance have forced the American taxpayer due to Biden’s disastorous policies to bear the brunt

All Trump can hope for now is for Biden stay in office and continue down his path to total ineptitude

And he might just be able to slip back into the White House solely based on the fact the current resident is completely unglued

This Isn’t About Your Freedom

This isn’t about your freedom, it’s about bowing to the little tin god

Continuously pound on the citizens as they’ll eventually tire of being runover roughshod

This half baked individual actually stated if you refuse the jab your employer will be heavily fined

What he constantly ignores is the fact most Americans realize he’s not in his right mind

If this man and his herd of fawning toadies had done as promised and had been the one to unite

He would be viewed less as a bumbling fool and more of the golden knight

Instead he goes after the American citizens and expects their employers to toe the line

Does the massive bloated Post Office, the thousands of illegal aliens, or members of Congress need the jab, absolutely not, but it’s all by design

DC cannot allow this pandemic to just go away as the Big Pharma lobbists continue to throw cash around

Untapped markets still exist as kids, Republicans, minorities and animals all need to be hunted down

It bears asking why force a shot with zero long range data and a huge survival rate

This ain’t the bird flu or Ebola, it’s a virus that attacks co-morbidities, the elderly and the overweight

There is unnecessary panic being driven by this group in the White House

The weekly failures are mounting, mid terms are coming so the false narrative is all that’s left to espouse

He frantically yells into the microphone stumbling over his telescripted speech

Fearful his big spending package that is the base for his whole agenda is starting to look like an over reach

So while trying to look like a confident leader to the rest of the free world he sadly only symbolizes weakness

As the tyrants of the oppressed raise their victory flags, Americans can only fight the nightmare visions of future bleakness

The Bidas Touch

It was the largest SNAFU in American Military history

But the real reasons for this unmitigated disaster shouldn’t remain a mystery

The USA after 20 years just dropped their weapons and ran

And the Afghans were left in almost the same situation as when this all began

Except now the Taliban was gifted with billions in taxpayers money in the form of new munitions

To help the remaining Afghans revert to their 7th century religious submissions

But was this fiasco really botched or was there actual thought behind this retreat

Perhaps this was all smokescreen and part of Washington’s continual deceit

With the President bellowing in his press conference that the buck stops with him

The White House actually accomplished two goals all the while pretending the withdrawal left him a political victim

By importing thousands of Afghani refugees he’s produced another open border

Helping to make all financially strapped urban areas government dependent advancing his new world order

In addition to human trafficing, he turned over Afghanistan’s vast mineral deposits to Chairman Xi

The Chinese need the lithium mines to create the batteries for the New Green Deal as one can foresee

So as the demented one totters away once again to hide in Delaware

The real Puppetmasters are gleefully rubbing their hands knowing that out of this treasure trove they’ll all receive their share

Forget about those thirteen young lives lost because at this point what difference does it make?

It’s always been the power and money of those in charge and it doesn’t matter at all about the dead floating in the wake

So while Biden checks his watch and cries his alligator tears

America is spiraling into the socialist trap of government control all for the benefit of the elite profiteers

But to the hardworking Americans watching the border crisis, his handling of the pandemic and Afghanistan this President seems completely unfit

Unlike the golden Midas touch everything this man touches turns to s**t

Which Way To Delaware

Much has been written about Biden’s mental state and his capacity to tend to the country’s needs

But simply put it is his hatred of all things Trump that determines America’s fate and the major factor in how he leads

Now after he makes a decision based on his hand picked cronies’ bad advice and his loathing of Trump, he then runs to Delaware or Camp David to hide

The optics of this horrendous Presidency is not only obvious to Trump but also to the country’s leaders worldwide

Creating one disaster after another Biden shows the grit and determination of a down and out gambler looking for his one big score

If Trump got it right it must be changed, handcuffing the the American people behind his pandemic rants creating a vaccination war showing all what the future has in store

And keep that pandemic raging by bringing in a covid positive illegals and depositing them in pre-selected areas to force the continued use of mandates

Trump wanted schools open with face to face learning but now shut them down until the deep pocketed Teachers Unions’ demands are met, this is not open for debates

Forget about his previous racist speeches of the past, he’s now throwing billions at minority causes to demonstrate how liberal he has become

When out of the other side of his mouth he’s stating “what good is Afghanistan to us now?” Sounds like white supremacy and then some

He’s surrounded himself with the most inept group of advisors one would have ever thought possible

Between his cabinet and military confidants it appears their only goal is to identify wokeness and encourage massive spending leaving congress mostly inoperable

Trump wanted a closed border so throw it open to all looking for a free ride

And let the towns and cities cope with this invasion straining all the resources they can provide

Trump had the USA energy independent, closed the border, had an orderly troop withdrawal on his agenda, canceled the new green deal, inflation was nil, and things were good as far as a lot of America was concerned

Buddha once stated. “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one that gets burned”

Unfortunately Biden is taking America down with his blind anger and the citizens before long will realize what his childish behavior will cost before he’s done

Maybe next time he should just sneak up to Trump’s front door with a paper bag of dog poo, light it, ring the doorbell and run

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