Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient
The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient
This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines
But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes
Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball
And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small
Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie
The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply
With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills
The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills
Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water
This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter
Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states
Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates
The Gods of evil have been scorned and feared since the dawn of mankind
What behavior was acceptable and what was evil has always been clearly defined
Should a person stray from what passes as satisfactory, the behavior was blamed on an evil god.
The Egyptians had the all powerful Apophis and Bobby Brady had the bad luck Tiki idol with the tarantula that on Bobby’s pj’s trod
President Biden has been yelling, whispering and blaming his own god of evil, Mr. Putin
Everything wrong with this country that can’t be blamed on Trump is now blamed on Putin and there’s no disputing
The fact the price at the gas pumps has soared since Mr Biden assumed office is not his fault
It’s all on Putin. After doing what he could to kill the oil industry, we all watched as America’s prosperity ground to a halt
The dollar menu at the local fast food menu might now get you a napkin and two ketchup packs
But pin the blame on the Russians because everything would be great if it weren’t for the Ukraine attacks
The trucker that just spent $1100 to fill his tanks has Putin to thank
And please don’t notice the new interest rates, the price of produce and the fact your 401 just shrank
Keep in mind Mr. Biden is always fighting for you as he saved you 14 cents at last year’s barbecue
And just now to counter the rising gas prices, we now have the very cavalier federal gas tax holiday riding to your rescue
So blame the boogeyman Putin when you’re having to make the choice between milk or bread
Perhaps when Biden begs the Saudis for foreign oil he can be entertained by the stoning of an adulterer or the screams of a homosexual they’re about to behead
Apparently the whole world hangs on the evil Mr Putin who is just a bad morning away from unleashing another World War
Thankfully for Biden a new evil God has risen. The inflation, the economy and the frustration of living in a social cesspool can all be lain at Putin’s front door
And so the debate rages on. The second amendment is being adorned, scorned and shredded at the same time
The President figures that by calling on God’s graces he can sway opinion. As usual with all his leftist diatribes, they haven’t been worth a dime
The real question is just what is the indicator that someone is mature enough to purchase a gun?
It seems a majority of cowardly drive by shootings are either gang related or some teenager with ruffled feelings opening up with a firearm just to see people run
It doesn’t take a genius to fire a gun. Point and shoot should come with a long division problem to solve
Non-violent negotiating skills would drastically improve if trying to answer 1381 divided by four before the other guy with his own problem is able to resolve
The pathetic teen-aged nut job that feels emboldened by killing a group of unarmed innocents should have to sit down with the military shrink, before at the gun store, laying his cash down
And perhaps a real warning could be attached to the background check that this individual liked to watch small animals drown
So what is the measure of a man? A high school diploma is now handed out for just showing up on most days
As public school teachers seem more concerned about encouraging gender dysphoria than helping a kid who is one social snub away from letting the bullets spray
So what determines if a person under 21 has the right to buy a firearm capable of taking a life?
And perhaps loading up with ammunition to settle the frustration of perceived personal strife
Obviously a stint in the military standing at attention in the Fort Benning August sun knowing you volunteered but still have 20 months to serve
The maturity of any gender receives an upgrade when tasked with military training and the military reserve
Then the right to purchase a gun should be rewarded and not a second thought given
But selling a rifle to an 18-year old hot head who’d gonna show the world what he’s all about is a crime that should not be forgiven
The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt
“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”
“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”
“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”
“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”
“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”
“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”
“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”
“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”
“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”
“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”
“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”
“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”
“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”
“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”
“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”
“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”
“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”
The beautiful FBI people closed in on the evil doers. Their plan had worked to perfection
The execution was flawless as two bad guys were dead and the informant was in witness protection
Then the director yelled “cut” and the assembled actors all headed to the catering truck
When in real life a group of stressed agents were assembled trying to figure the best way, of the latest controversy, to duck
The FBI was long portrayed as the last bastion of protection from criminals both foreign and domestic
TV shows, newspaper articles and even comic books all had the integrity of the FBI shown in a light that was quite majestic
But that was then and this is now. The FBI has turned into a group of leftist protecting lap dogs for any current political cause
It doesn’t matter anymore this group of gun carrying suits are sworn to protect constitutional laws
One would need a few hours to read through a list of controversies involving the FBI just over the past few years
A lot of the reading would be taken up by the Clinton crime syndicate, then the multiple red flag school shootings and the gymnasts sex abuse tears
The revolving door firings of the fence posts and hustlers that headed the FBI would also take up a lot of time
The fact is, the FBI would probably implode if they prosecuted their own agents involved in crime
The FBI’s list of missteps continue to swell, the lies and cover ups endure as across this administration the falsehoods sprawl
One thing is certain however, as new fabrications are presented as “evidence” agents avoid the Post Office as they may see their own picture hanging on the wall
The tweets and speeches had been prepared, proofread and were waiting to be released
It had been two years since George Floyd had died and was time for a new message of hatred since the riots and violence had ceased
Then a horrific school shooting happened and the Washington elites were in a bind
Their socialist policies had been sprung too early, were failing, and this administration was much maligned
It was time to once again to drag out the racial venom causing wide spread violence and panic
The idea of cities burning and mass chaos had caused the White House to become manic
And then one of the products of today’s society massacred a classroom of kids
But the President had already been prepped on his contemptuous speech and needed to deliver before taking another of his many lids
So Biden went on TV to praise the lawless and destructive riots of two years ago as positive social change
The fact this demented individual idealizes acts of violence has always seemed strange
President Obama tweeted that it’s a shame about a bunch of kids but let’s all remember the death of George Floyd
It would have been helpful if he’d tweeted pictured in front of buildings that, in the riots, had been destroyed
But he was probably on his private beach in Magnum’s old house enjoying the ocean view
Secure in the knowledge the rioters will stay angry and frenzied in democratic run cities and won’t be disturbing his cold brew
Trying to turn tragedy into an opportunity, this time these two communists swung and missed
Hiding failing policies behind twenty-one innocent lives used as target practice that had ceased to exist
That reached a new low even for these lying racist leftist promoters
Standing on the bloody bodies of children to try to win back voters
The violence continues. Mental illness again had won out with a boy who was pissed
The world was against him, it offered no hope and he felt completely dissed
The anger had started early and eventually turned him into a social outcast
The memories were vivid. The slights and hurt of not fitting in were flooding in from the past
Current leadership constantly emphasizes your hopes and dreams are hindered by those who have it better
The loathing started in elementary school with the taunts and snickers. Yes, he heard them all and the hatred began to fester
Hiding his face in his pillow at night all he saw were the kids laughing at him
He knew one day he’d be the one laughing when the blood is draining from their wounds and their life light begins to dim
Current leadership has allowed violence to be celebrated as a way for social change
What difference is it to kill a baby a day before birth or gun them at nine as reasoning has crossed the line to deranged
Having passed the eighteenth year of mental abuse, both real and imagined, the mandatory purchase of the gun was now logical
The gun had been calling for action since it was purchased. It was time to right all the wrongs even though the hurt was all psychological
It was time to act. The TV coverage would be huge and everyone would remember his act for years to come
Entrance to the school was easy. Everything was unlocked and no one was armed, he smiled as he flicked the safety off with his thumb
The violent society had rewarded another tragedy and all should be horrified as leadership looked and sounded sincere
But leadership will point their fingers and continue to prioritize violence. Property damage and assault is okay, killing babies is approved but killing children is too severe
The creature was flattened by a passing car and seven trucks a few hours ago
The scales and internal organs were now part of the Alabama highway and the underside of the car that delivered the fatal blow
It wasn’t long ago that an armadillo was a rarity to be ogled by children visitors at the zoo
Now they are competing with possums for the number one position of roadside stew
Recently the Joro spider has been spreading non-stop throughout NE Georgia, their webs and large soft bodies ruining many a walk
Thinking one is wiping sweat off the back of their neck and feeling that large soft body of a spider can cause quite a shock
Though considered generally harmless, they apparently arrived on a shipping container from the far east and made themselves at home
Ballooning on the wind currents by use of a modified web gives them ample areas to roam
As with all species considered invasive these spiders have now become part of the habitat
And their sheer numbers make it difficult for homeowners and gardeners to combat
Much like kudzu, congongrass and Chinese privet stopping the spread is a constant battle
And because the invasion isn’t happening in their state the pressure on the pious lawmakers doesn’t seem to cause them to rattle
Perhaps when these self-absorbed elitists are combing Joro spiders out of their hair and twisting their ankles in armadillo holes
They’ll realize their blindness to their electorate’s plight should have included better policy and stringent controls
Tragedy had struck. An eighteen-year old fueled by on line hate groups and his own mental illness had killed ten in a grocery store
So entrenched with his feeling of self-glorification that he streamed the slaughter of innocents for his online losers to adore
A sad and tragic tale of a loner lashing out at a group he had been programmed into believing were out to push him into irreverence
Unable to cope with people, surroundings and life he failed to realize most feelings toward him was one of ambivalence
This boy acted alone. He plotted this planned execution and was driven by his own warped mind
But seizing this horrific event, our most divisive President grasped the opportunity to blame white people as the root of hatred for all mankind
There’s nothing like the President of the United States to single out a particular race as the cause of all evil to raise the antennae on people of all colors everywhere
Creating violence and mayhem could certainly redirect anger from a failing administration and a country in desperate need of repair
He has been continuously programmed by his leftist handlers, this makes sense in Biden’s befuddled brain as the demons that rule his darkest dreams are all white
In his haste to create a socialist state, his elitist ignorance didn’t allow him to realize that Americans as a whole do not give up without a fight
He thought he could get by tossing the minorities a bone, patting them on the head and telling them what he thinks they want to hear
He smugly chalks up the minority vote as his and his New World Order is only a white vote away and for that, this race he must continue to smear
He had used political camouflage and Trumps’s bombastic buffoonery to his advantage in the last election. Lies, hearsay and Trump’s own personality put Biden over the top
But Biden’s own arrogance and greed will come back to haunt him in the midterms and his personal crusade to destroy America will grind to a stop
American voters may have to hitch a ride to the polls, step over the homeless, fight off criminals, hide from the covid police and hope the pollsters don’t cheat
But the people of all colors will show up in droves and win back the House, the Senate and ultimately put an end to Biden’s deceit
The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky
Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see
After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity
Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community
Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality
“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”
The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record
When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board
Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash
These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash
While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour
By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power
So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer
As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his party’s private coffer
Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth
Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth
Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes
That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises
Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki
“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”
The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass
“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”
“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”
Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough
“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”
“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”
Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute
Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute
This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement
But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement
“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”
But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”
“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”
“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”
“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”
“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 