Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
Back in the day children were delighted to receive the games of Mr Potato Head and Operation
With Mr Potato Head, kids could spend hours with a spud and various facial features creating a hilarious figuration
With Operation a battery powered character was “operated” on with tweezers as the participants tried to remove body parts and not light the patient’s nose
But that was then as some of today’s teenagers are the gender creation of a sad game today’s woke parents chose
Hopping on the gender dysphoria bandwagon, parents feel because little Johnny was found trying to balance in mama’s heels he wants to be a girl
A hilarious TicTok video was produced as little Johnny wobbled about and with a dress supplied mama, tried to whirl
Tomboy Suzie likes baseball and to play with Tonka trucks so let’s do a radical mastectomy and fill her full of never ending shots of testosterone
All because of something that was read on a website while browsing for hair products on the phone
So the game continues as now real body parts are removed and other surgically manufactured parts are substituted in their place
Egged on by frustrated and cruel educators and misguided health clinicians, the little kids were handed a heavy burden in the human race
But the woke parents never pass an opportunity for a photo op to pose with the mirthless human they created
As the poor kids bravely stand next to the smiling parent as their lot in life had already been dictated
Would this child choose this lifestyle if the parents had waited until this child turned eighteen?
A lifetime of ostracism, looks of ridicule, and the continual pain of hormone shots all because a parent decided they had a right to alter a DNA gene
So the new world had turned kids playing a game into parents playing a game with kids
And then be furious with the few states that this barbaric game with children the law forbids
Wikipedia defines paranoia “as an instinct or thought process that is believed by anxiety or fear to the point of delusion or irrationality”
Knowing his days are numbered, Paranoid Joe wants to make his mark as his thoughts are increasingly occupied by his own mortality
“Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs or beliefs of conspiracy causing a perceived threat towards oneself (i.e. everyone is out to get me)”
Poor Joey doesn’t realize in his anxiety, those that disrespect him the most are the real powers that be
Those powers forced a pig in a poke on the American public and just now are beginning to realize the extent of their folly
Now the hand-picked flunkies surrounding this figurehead stand helplessly by as Russia fires volley after volley
The tanks rolled into Ukraine over a year ago and tons of money were thrown in that direction to prop up the puppet regime
“We need more money, we need more weapons, we need jets, and now we need soldiers,” the T-shirt continues to scream
“Why is this happening to us?” The lapdogs wonder. All thought they reinforced the idea that every crisis could be blamed on Putin and Trump
Now China is meeting with Russia, Russia is blowing our drones out of the sky, and the last thing the world remembers of our retreat in Afghanistan is a picture of a fleeing uniformed American rump
An unhinged Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny had his marbles, Joe appears to have his printing press. By printing money he doesn’t have he thinks all is cured and everyone will like him
And from that pool of unaudited money his crooked family will continue to skim
His caretakers advise him to answer no questions as he hides from one disaster after another
And questions yelled as he staggers stiff legged from the podium go in one ear and out the other
So he hides on his private beach making America’s problems all based on climate change and race
While hoping some other world power big meany doesn’t run up and kick sand in his face
The dictionary defines a pre-existing condition as a health problem that exists before applying for a new health plan
The fact you are a citizen is now a pre-existing condition, as your life and all activities involved will be determined by an implanted chip and a transaction scan
The man had been waving his chip implanted hand over the gas pump reader and yet the pump hadn’t reset
This was puzzling as he knew for a fact that all bills had been paid and he had no debt
The warning flashed on the display screen stating the transaction was declined and to contact his local data bank
With increasing dread the man drove home as the almighty data bank stored all his personal information. He was just thankful he could get home with the gas left in his tank
It turns out this individual had not received his biannual booster shot and all activities would cease until that was achieved
The government, in selling the idea of total convenience, had implanted chips in its population for control purposes and once again to its countrymen they deceived
The chip was the ultimate tool in big brother’s totalitarian jurisdiction
The now mandatory chip was the missing piece in regulating citizen freedom and the major tool in government constriction
The chip reports all movement, medical records, financial transactions, and utility use
Though once promoted as a cure all for credit cards, interest rates, and cash, the chip had turned into a nightmare of government abuse
Now required on all newborns, the umbilical cord is clipped, a hand is implanted, and a digital number is then assigned
The robotic medical community will then know when the infant is ready for the required barrage of shots and if the schedule is not met the parents will be fined
Sixty years later the chip will determine what meds can be allowed to either extend life or speed up death
It turns out this individual was treated for a weakened heart so the chip decided it was best to hurry along this man’s last breath
The insurance companies had a field day as the chip showed this individual wasn’t going to be a perfect specimen and charged a higher rate
The data bank also knew this man’s financial situation was such the government would be able to rake in taxes from his estate
So it would be prudent to delete this person, reboot the chip, and begin again with another child
As the power brokers in DC sit around their power lunch and wonder why they are so reviled
In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment
In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent
The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path
The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath
Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote
Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”
“You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”
Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands
“I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”
The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread
“I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”
Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release
“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”
By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas
“Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”
America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark
“Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”
America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit
And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order
Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border
The cross arm creaked as the deceased swung in the breeze. Ironically the body was hanged from a phone pole.
Granny was fogging her oxygen mask as she wheeled away from the scene wrapped tightly in her stole
It seems the patients at Shady Acres Retirement Home had enough of the sincere sounding hucksters calling all the residents on their phones
Urgent requests came in daily advising money or credit card info is needed to pay off a grandchild’s multiple student loans
Or maybe for a few dollars given to a charity organization, little Sally might be able to take her first steps
And if you need a minute to retrieve your credit card numbers, you may then give them to one of our courteous reps
The next call coming in might be a concerned citizen with a foreign accent advising that an important package had been delivered to him by mistake
He then states he is broke and since it’s a certified delivery, to forward it to you, $200 is what it would take
An hour later was a message stating that signing up for this “special senior care” car warranty, one would never have to worry again about your car breaking down
Seeing how the kids took her car keys away five years ago, Granny figured she might be able to trick this clown
So between breaks in the bingo game the group of granny “rowdies” devised a scheme
They would lure a telemarketer into their lair with promises of riches, property and if necessary sex to complete his dream
Meeting at the picnic table behind the home, the starry eyed slickster showed up only to receive a hard right cross from a crutch and multiple blows from an oxygen tank
Steadying his battered body on a chair and with the supp hose wrapped tightly around his neck, Granny gave the chair a yank
“Call us now, you twerp!” yelled the group in a show of solidarity
And with that the group returned to their bingo game and continued their discussion of aches, tired cafeteria food, grandchildren, and irregularity
The microphones lined the podium and the speakers were using their practiced reassuring voices
The air, water, and soil were safe and the towns people may move back in as if they had any choices
Sipping from the bottled water and nothing from the tap, the “experts” were stating the coast was clear
Like anyone on the podium has experience with a ten car derailment releasing deadly toxins but now acting like no one has anything to fear
This group had made a decision for a controlled burn reducing explosion concerns and hopefully the airborne poisons would dissipate in the wind
As proof one could follow the trail of fish floating on the river surface and the dead livestock in the field to tell where the chemical smoke had thinned
“People may now return to their homes,” stated the government official. “Continue using bottled water and everything else should be okay”
Confidence among the locals is not high as we all know this will soon be yesterday’s news and will shortly be swept away
What are the consequences 1 year, 5 years, 10 years from now? Will the remaining livestock be okay to be milked, butchered, or just graze? Will new babies be born with scales?
Will your home value reflect in the real estate downward spiral of depreciation and diminished sales?
But that’s okay because the g-men who couldn’t wait to catch the first flight out-of-town all assured the citizens the air quality was back to status quo
Just ignore the fact that your bedroom will now be illuminated at night because under the sheets your genitals will glow
The State of the Union speech was droning on, beer cans were strewn across the table and many more littered the floor
The drinking game had ended. Three participants had passed out and the fourth’s head was in toilet. The group had long quit keeping score
The night had started innocently enough as the rules were simple. Every time Biden told an obvious lie everyone had to chug a beer
Only thirty minutes in, out of suds and sobriety, the group needed to make a beer run but had no one to volunteer
This naive group didn’t realize that to keep the Globalist and leftist agenda flowing
Bigger lies needed to piled on existing lies to keep this anti-American disease growing
No mask or lockdown can keep this disease from spreading. Developed in Washington’s lab of disorder this mental pandemic is to be considered a true gain of function
Thrust on most Americans by a small angry group that demands complete surrender without any compunction
The appointed figurehead continues to lie to fit his needs and then runs away, tight lipped, like the miserable vindictive coward he is
While yelling from the podium how everything wrong is everyone’s fault but his
As his trained seals in the audience stood, flapped their flippers and tooted their horns
The few people watching this charade looked out the window at the shambles this administration enforces and for the simple days of yesterday, quietly mourns
He screams he’s going to need more tax money to fight the fentanyl addiction and more equipment and man power to help with the border
After writing another huge check to Ukraine to help with Zelensky’s non-stop take out order
Accusing all who oppose him as the reasons for his policy futility
His own party is questioning the future of their own grip on power with his continuing downward spiral of electability
The quiet fear is he must start a war to prove himself a decisive top gun
So he can show the world who’s in charge and no one would challenge a second term when he announces his run
Plato said, “The measure of a man is what he does with power”
Biden’s idea of leadership is incorporated in poor decisions, lies, and fleeing to Delaware to hide and cower
Recently there’s been discussion of letting Donald Trump back on mainstream social media, so it must be election time
Like poking a bear with a sharp stick, the mean tweets will immediately begin, and all opposed to his ideas will be called slime
The left knows this. Trump’s bombastic personality turns a majority of people off. Hence the dementia whisperer currently in the White House
When faced with the choice between the two, a lot of fence sitters consider the situation hopeless as having to select between a red or a blue louse
Therefore sitting on one’s hands and not voting becomes the obvious decision
And a no vote in this Presidential election will be a vote for this current leader of party division
Joe Biden promised to unify the United States. He partially succeeded knowing American citizens are sheep
By jumping in bed with social media, he can gather in most of the flock while Trump plays Little Bo Peep
As most Americans have the attention span of an average housefly, if an inflammatory lie appears on social media, America will retweet
Washington is well aware of this power and will lie, cheat and steal to enforce this deceit
The bottom feeders in the press know to keep it short, simple and seditious
Frame President Applesauce’s thoughts as benevolent and Trumps as racist and malicious
Twist a entire speech into a two sentence hateful statement and send it out through a bot
And if called on the source blame it all on a Russian plot
So it’s time to dust off the mothballs and let Trump rant away
Biden’s handlers are working overtime as America is waking to fact this man sucks and the country is in rapid decay
Give Trump a week and it’s guaranteed the gaseous tweet will be sent in the middle of the night
And the entire social media will be there in force to stoke the fires and old hatred to ignite
The platform ChatGPT is causing real concern among both parents and educators
It seems this artificial intelligence can answer any question in an accurate way thusly requiring rules and regulators
This platform is a far cry from the dreamy answer appearing in the magic 8 ball or stopping on a Ouija board
It would seem if this new intelligence could provide correct answers, the powers that be could be shoved aside and completely ignored
Why have a group of hapless leaders driven only by personal power and greed when the world’s direction could be easily corrected and is only a mouse click away
Let a neutral computer fueled only by digital zeros and ones solve the pressing issues in government today
The border crisis? Simple. Ukraine needs more money? Here’s the alternative. The New Green Deal? Instead of holding citizens hostage, try this.
After the peals of laughter subsides from the computer’s speakers, the simplicity of the given answers would be easy to dismiss
What would happen to the layers of excess government? The experts, the office toadies, and the influence peddlers
And just maybe those much ballyhooed classified documents would find their way into the shredder
The new party game in Washington would be to watch the current world leaders roll around on the floor trying to tear their hands from each other’s pockets
The special red phone in the government Chiropractor’s office would light up to come put shoulders back their sockets
So, with the nuclear clock currently ten seconds from complete annilation, it’s time to ask one simple question
And put on public display when the computer’s screen lights up with the suggestion
The lowly egg, once vilified as a cholesterol boosting agent is now positioned as the poster child of economic woes
The price of eggs has skyrocketed lately due to various factors that may leave one penniless and the lenders on your property to foreclose
The once cheap source of protein now requires some thought before indulging in your standard breakfast fare
To order that three egg omelet, one must figure that person a millionaire
Perhaps the common egg could now become a form of currency or barter
“Sir that will be 453 eggs to replace that broken starter”
Suddenly the backyard chicken coops become today’s gold mine
The homestead would now the guarded by large snarling dogs and a No Trespassing sign
The homeowner would anxiously wait for cackling hen to announce the arrival of new “cash”
One more egg in the basket to hide in the wall safe along with the rest of the stash
The current administration’s popularity has nose dived recently. Gas prices are bad enough but the price of eggs cannot be blamed on Putin
Shortly when the bored and angry begin to riot, the jewelry and liquor will be left alone and the egg cases in the grocery stores will be the target of looting
When Biden and his gang of thieves decided to give Zelensky a bunch of tanks, maybe the taxpayers, to pay the bill, ought to pony up by the dozen in recyclable cardboard
Since he has bled the average taxpayer dry with his upcharges and hidden taxes, being paid by eggs is all the citizen can afford
Considering a tank costs roughly nine million dollars have the taxpayers ante up 15,517,241 eggs and shells to pay the expense
Let that be payment for escalating an unwinnable conflict and Washington’s lack of commonsense
For the last ten weeks the talking heads have babbled on about which team would reach the playoffs
Six or seven old players and coaches assembled every Sunday morning to analyze the matchups and to every statement made another commentator scoffs
As if the world depended on whether a 6-8 team has a chance and what things have to happen for this to fall right
Maybe their expertise allows them to realize most games scheduled are potential stinkers and to stir controversy will get the viewers to tune in tonight
Finally, after long season of increasingly bad officiating and very mediocre coaching schemes, the playoffs were decided
The season’s games had been filled with multiple three and outs, over the hill quarterbacks, and coaches that couldn’t win with what the front office provided
So the wildcard weekend kicked off to separate the have nots from the truly inept
The games showed the glaring deficiencies in several teams, players, and owners as the season long pretenders weren’t going to win no matter how much they prepped
“Ah,” said the talking heads. “Now comes the real show. The cream always rises”
“No more of the teams that lived off the luck of strange time zone scheduling and questionable call surprises”
The combined power of the talking heads spent hours assuring viewers the upcoming games would be truly epic
To reinforce the idea the networks ran old clips of previous playoff spectacular moments to convince the most jaded skeptic
Eight teams were left, the best of the best. The fans filled the stadiums and viewers arranged their day around the broadcast
In the end four teams remained from the divisional round in which for five of these super teams’ offenses, a score of twenty points was not surpassed
Were the defenses that good played by chest pounding potential free agent multi-millionaires?
The truth is, no one over forty would ever confuse today’s product with the Steel Curtain or Da Bears
Throw in multiple official reviews when everyone watching knew if the original call was correct, five minute commercial breaks, and inane patter from the broadcast team
And the most suspense in one very boring contest was, due to kicking woes, would the coach change horses in midstream
The Championship games will be played with the three top quarterbacks in the league while the rest of the teams will have the offseason to wallow in their futility
As the pompous team owners scream they’ll be back while suffering from illusions of grandeur and advancing senility
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