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An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry

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Hello, My name is Kevin, and I am the bad poet

Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life.  I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com  or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.

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Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his family’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

Kill The Baby; Keep The Gun

In documents obtained through a source known only as Wormy Leaker, the ruling party reached a historic decision

A compromise had been agreed to by both parties. The new law states babies may be killed for up to six months after birth but everyone gets to keep their guns with no fear of prison

The ruling party stated in their secret memo in order to control the middle class abortions are necessary and the guns are needed so the elites can protect their assets

The huge spike in crime had risen to the point that politicians and celebrities were being robbed, car jacked and continually harassed with ominous threats

This decision was reached after a previous leak from the high court overturning Roe v. Wade caused untold violence and disarray

The ruling party’s knee-jerk reaction was to immediately pack the court with subservient judges unable to lawfully reason but only there to obey

Surprisingly, Congress defeated this inclination as many seats were coming up for re-election and the incumbents didn’t want to lose their free lunch

Because even if the rest of the world realizes there is no free lunch, that matters not to this bunch

So an alternative plan was needed to quickly appease the vocal and riotous left leaning mob

This group’s number had swollen to monstrous size outside the court house as none of the protesters had a real job

In order to appease all, a moment of brilliance in the 11th hour, happened to the man with applesauce dribbling off his chin

Asked the rhetorical question. “What is the one thing the right loves more than their own kin?”

Of course the answer would be a closet full of guns and a rifle rack in every pick up truck

And since everyone on the right already owns guns, we can let them think they won, we get to kill the babies and I won’t look like a schmuck

So expect the ruling any day that you get to keep your guns, and we continue to kill the babies

And we can promote it as “it ain’t perfect, but we’re doing it for votes, er ah, I mean all the ladies”

To Annoy is to Sell

Currently there is a car commercial focused on a children’s orchestra struggling to play a musical piece

Cut to the fashionable Mom shutting her windows and moonroof as these children’s valiant efforts were causing eye rolling and her forehead to crease

I suppose this hyper anxious Mom would be able to jump out of her silenced domain, pick up a horn and effortlessly knock out a quick version of “Hoe Down” by Copeland

The idea is to imply these kids’ efforts aren’t worth her attention so shut them out while they struggle with the rest of the band

The next commercial focuses on a family proudly eyeing a winning lottery ticket that was placed on the table when one of the kids spills a glass of juice

As the liquid advances across the wooden surface, the family, horror-stricken all scream like they have a screw loose

Here’s an idea. Just pickup the ticket and then worry about cleaning up the mess

Mr Spock would term this logical as this would reduce these dullards’ drama queen stress

Turn on any sporting event and the first commercial break will feature a sportsbook advising how you can instantly win cash

The ad features exploding graphics, fans high fivin’, and implied riches while in reality you should be watching your bank account crash

The excitement is to have you dial these gambling houses up, but be sure to have a credit card handy

They need to know you are credit worthy and will cut you off when you reach an approved limit as that is their real modus operandi

That brings us to the big stupid bird and the guy in sunglasses dressed in yellow with the toothpick

This long-running campaign makes the bird the brighter of the two as the guy appears thick as a brick

Of course this company has always treated viewers like idiots with “out of work actors, dancing mimes, and a Saturday night cowboy”

Hopefully this assault on intelligence works as these commercials seemingly only strive to annoy

Handshake With A Ghost

Last week, after another gratuitous speech President Biden turned to shake hands and no one was there

Looking more confused than normal the man experienced a very awkward and public moment in the spotlight’s glare

Perhaps he should become comfortable this momentary loneliness as current candidates seeking office in the midterms are hesitant to ask for his endorsement

By virtue of the ratings disaster this man has become, candidates don’t need to add in the negative connotation of a Biden reinforcement

In trying to look like a man with a well thought plan, Biden immediately worked to cancel everything Trump

Claiming to be a moderate, he caved to the liberal left and in just over a year has turned America dreadfully close to being a socialist dump

The candidates prefer to go it alone and hide from the current political situation as they have no public answers for what is wrong

The southern border has been thrown wide open and people have been stampeding across all year long

The unity promised has led to meteoric rise in crime leading to mass shootings in backyard gatherings, in schools and shopping malls

The American dream once thought possible has become just another tent in a homeless encampment at the edge of urban sprawls

Drugs are pouring in from China and Mexico continuing to poison this country’s youth

As Biden defends his addicted and influencing peddling son as always telling the truth

A Federal Judge has determined the President and the CDC over stepped their authority with it’s ineffective mask mandate on public transportation

A favorite ace in the hole he used to instill pandemic fear to keep his thumb on the American population

He is desperately trying to lower the exorbitant oil prices by any means possible except for the obvious solution

He has failed so miserably that his own party has begun to speak out against him without fear of retribution

It’s not a good look turning to shake hands and find your support has vanished

Candidates trying to achieve a lifelong dream of public office hope soon to Delaware he’ll be banished

As he himself has no defense of his decision making, he can only make snarky remarks to the press when cornered but usually retreats showing all his backside

The image of him shuffling away will be the picture defining a man running to his basement while Lady Liberty cried

A Cow Breaks Wind in Iowa and a Tsunami Warning is Issued in Japan

It’s pastime to do something. The deranged climate change advocates were hysterical

The population will have to line up, open their wallets and rearrange their lives as that is only ethical

The elites have spoken. If you sorry individuals haven’t come to the realization the end is near

Then clean water, air, food, and certain populations will all disappear

Oil, air conditioning, and beef are all on the chopping block

Future barbecues will soon be limited to a stir-fry of tofu and artificial beef pieces cooked on an electric wok

The puppet masters are controlling the citizens as they fly overhead in their carbon emitting jets preaching the climate change gospel

Always keep in mind their needs are met by private planes, cars, and boats all powered by oil squeezed from a fossil

The tornado, the hurricane, and the drought are all the fault of everyday citizens living their daily lives

It’s the corruption of the middle class because to earn a living and pay their taxes, everyone drives

The horror on the faces of congress tells the story that survival depends on the New Green Deal

Demanding people pay through the nose, be controlled by the government, and at the foot of the democrats be forced to kneel

Climate change is a tool to control peace time citizens and is of little value to a high profile leader from a besieged country calling for World War Three

The devastation of a nuclear war overrides any idea of 1/2 degree centigrade change in the earth’s temperature when your countryside and the western hemisphere is a pile of radioactive smoldering debris

It also doesn’t matter that plastics are now found in the food we eat, in our lungs and has polluted every ocean

Forget the fact the products manufactured under the Green New Deal line the elites’ pockets while hiding behind the climate activists’ contrived commotion

While they sit back sipping from single use water bottles and push the requirement of non recyclable plastics and batteries found in every e-car

A suggestion might be to clean up the worldwide polluting plastic industry before listening to anymore drivel from the mouth of a pretentious energy czar

Psst, I Have A Secret

He was done, mission accomplished. His telescripted vision had been enacted and the United States was in turmoil

Inflation was at record highs, gas prices were insane, and half the world was marching toward American soil

The Democratic power brokers had succeeded. They felt secure their game plan had worked and now handed Biden his one way ticket to Delaware

They knew they would have to defeat Trump, so they would anoint a champion of the people, an unknown that would come out of nowhere

This person couldn’t own much a track record to be held against him much like Obama

One that could go after the voters that feel they have no choice but to vote for Trump but have no stomach for all his drama

This new candidate would let it leak he could control the border, lower fuel prices, and stop inflation

The campaign would be non-stop as America was wise to hiding in the basement. This time he would stump the middle of the nation

The MSM would be all in as now they could go after the Orange Man with their usual reckless abandon

They can scream about January 6th, his relentless election diatribes, no tax returns, and not having to listen of chants of “lets go Brandon”

It might be enough as Trump will shoot himself in the foot on multiple occasions before election day

On what was once an almost insurmountable lead, this new person will strike naive Americans as a problem solver and watch Trump’s lead slip away

After retaining the office, the White House will celebrate by watching a defeated Trump continue to cry about rigged elections

And a surprising thing will happen after the new candidate is sworn in. Inflation will still rage, gas will be unaffordable, and people will continue to pour into the US from all directions

Mickey Has Lost His Dickey

Walt was a cartoonist with a vision. He created Minnie as a life long partner to be in love with Mickey

But that was years ago. Now the employees of this empire feel empowered to tell parents how to raise their children hiding behind camouflage of everything Disney and that is really sickey

Recently the taped greeting at The Magic Kingdom has been changed from welcoming boys and girls to just welcoming friends

It seems that in the true sense of the words, boys and girls are now passe’ and the neutral gender world now transcends

Fearful that excited starry eyed kids looking for the Disney experience might just have their entire vacation ruined by being referred to as a girl or a boy

The idea that a child might enjoy being a kid without input from a woke adult is a concept Disney is out to destroy

Always keep in mind that Disney sings the praises of a genderless world so all people can live in the bubble of angry gender neutrality

All the while hiding behind costumes of smiling characters in the hypocritical name of congeniality

Florida recently passed a law stating that educators cannot discuss gender identity with kids aged five to eight.

Still struggling with primary reading and writing, kindergarten through third grade doesn’t seem like a reach before teaching a kid their own identity to hate

But Disney employees reacted like the end of the world was near, as they alone should have control of a child’s id

Get ’em while they’re young, thoroughly confuse the tykes, force feed them identity politics through entertainment venues and before long turn out another confused and frustrated kid

Looks like Mickey is going to have to dump Minnie as heterosexual relationships are now frowned upon

The Disney employees might consider themselves warriors for a just cause but in the case of the bottom line that conclusion is not forgone

Biting the hand that feeds them isn’t a solid policy when the turnstiles slow and the crowds begin to thin

The color green is what drives this business and in spite of a very self-serving attitude, let the profits plummet and this is another cause the left might just not win

Desperately Seeking An “Ask Not” Moment

The time had come, the whole world was watching and the leader of NATO and the free world wanted to deliver a speech for the ages

He wanted the people to know he was a decisive leader and not the gaffe ridden spectacle delivering telescripted monologues from Washington stages

He’d come of age hearing JFK’s oratory stating “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” He wanted that kind of moment

He wanted to deliver the speech that future history books will show how he stood up to his ruthless opponent

Here he was, standing before the world much as President Reagan when he demanded, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

His handlers had already had to backtrack an earlier gaffe about American soldiers being included in the Russian political brawl

He’d also been filmed in awkward banter and choking down pizza like he was one of the guys

Again, damage control by his overseers, it was not a good look as the public had grown weary of bumbling photo ops and how little their dollar buys

So he grabs the podium and in his bellowing oratory, calls on the Supreme Deity and exclaims “This man cannot remain in power”

The horrified handlers immediatly started reeling in this blunder as Putin wasn’t one to cower

So the President had his moment to shine in the sun but he swung mightily and missed

The world went back about their business while the Russian tanks continued their quest to help the Ukrainians cease to exist

But the besieged should have felt blessed in his show of solidarity, first he sends his ditzy Vice President and then to show his true qualities, he made an appearance

Harry S. Truman once stated, “My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference”

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