Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
In Washington when government agencies are deemed important they’re referred to by their initials.
The business cards all contain these identifiers when swapped among the officials
Things have changed since the original letter designation as demonstrated by what is to follow.
Randomly selected organizations are shown but new definitions of government institutions could continue indefinitely and that makes it even harder to swallow
THEN: ICE Immigration and Customs Enforcement This department was originally formed to enforce immigration regulations but fell into disfavor among the third world supporters
NOW: ICE Immigrants Can Escape Biden’s disdain for this group and his open border policy has provided much jubilation for the mainstream media reporters
THEN: BLM Bureau of Land Management This organization was formed to sustain the health and productivity of public lands, Unfortunately it was discovered that some of the land managed contained stands of White Oak
NOW: BLM Black Lives Matter The new meaning of these now communist sympathizers is to violently clash with everything white and demand to be at the forefront of all things woke
THEN: CDC Center for Disease Control Originally a group assigned to protect the health and safety of American citizens
NOW: CDC Center for Dangerous Communication A puppet for the WHO issuing guidelines that appear to be a moving target as the jaded public has grown weary of the constant revisions
THEN: DHS Department of Homeland Security Originally formed to protect America from outside forces that among other things thwart terrorists that may try to cross the border
NOW: DHS Distribution of Homeless Squatters Now used primarily to give an ole’ type wave at the thousands crossing the Rio Grande river and help on waiting buses as if under a direct White House order
THEN: FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Formed to investigate potential crime on a national level. Television shows and movies praised the integrity of this group
NOW: FBI Foney Baloney Information In spite of the spelling this cluster of dubious individuals now just make needed information up to help their agenda and lie to protect it until someone steps in their own poop
Luckily rumor has it that a new Bureau is being formed that all departments will answer too. That being the III or Bureau of Incompetent Idiots Identified.
And the request for approximately half a million employees needed seems both rational and justified
The uproar was immediate. The woke NFL will now be playing the Black National Anthem prior to games
The furor was not from the beer fueled fans packing the stands, the cry was politicized groups feeling dissed were the claims
Soon the NFL was forced to acknowledge multiple cultures and lifestyles just to appease the many groups
In a misguided effort to mollify one group the NFL was now forced to jump through numerous hoops
While the crowd was still standing, next up to salute was the LGBTQ congregate with Queen’s We Are Champions of the World
As two transgender athletes marched across the field with the Pride flag unfurled
“We ask that you remain standing” said the announcer “While we honor the democrats”
Whilst the flag of Communist China was paraded across the field by two unemployed voters and six Chinese diplomats
The boos started raining down on the next participants as the elephant logo’d Republican flag came into view
The flag bearers didn’t seem to care the crowd was fearful that eight yahoos, one in buffalo horns, might hijack the game attempting an alleged coup
Finally last but not least was the nod to the Polish people with the high stepping tuba line
With the flag flying and the ooompahs blaring the end of the pregame was in sight and the fans could finally sit down and recline
The fans had started to weave from standing too long as the pregame had become an ordeal
So as the the crowd settled in to watch controlled violence, they all wished they could have been with the players and allowed to kneel
The demand for the exotic Kopi Luwak coffee has remained high
In their quest for a unique experience people are willing to pay big bucks just to buy
Like very fine bourbon from Kentucky or a single malt scotch from a small family owned peat bog
In an effort to separate themselves people are willing to shell out to be looked upon as the big dog
But unlike sour mash in whiskey or the peat smoked barley in Scotch the coffee beans in Kopi Luwak are harvested from weasel dung
So yes those beans giving off that that wonderful aroma came from weasel poo as the luscious liquid rolls around your tongue
Though technically not a true weasel the civet is close enough in size and looks to be considered one
Training for the poo harvester involves identifying good crap from bad crap, ten minutes of field instruction and your education is done
The American citizen in the last few months has a lot in common with the guy holding the weasel pooper scooper
It seems the average citizen is suddenly knee deep in hooey and the daily fumes emanating from DC leaves him in a brain fog stupor
Trying to pick a few good beans out of the muck shoveled on Americans requires skill and dexterity
As this administration will preach unity but if you don’t toe the leftist line this sermon lacks in empathy and sincerity
It seems the weasels of Washington have gifted the American public with monthly inflation, a border crisis and a huge increase in national debt
And yet they show no remorse in adding more misery to the citizens in a sick game of Russian roulette
Which crisis will be the one to finally cause America to crash and fail
So we pick through the Washington weasels’ excrement holding our nose trying not to inhale
Hoping the beans of stimulus checks or perhaps the numbing effect of legalized pot will be enough to brew
While holding on for eighteen months wearing hip boots and wading through the doodoo
For thirteen days a group of mostly Texans repelled the Mexican army and defended the Alamo mission
With few troops and a small band of volunteers they fought Santa Anna and his regulars while low on food and ammunition
Eventually the Texans were overwhelmed, defeated and died, each and every defender
One hundred eighty nine men crossed the line drawn in sand and stayed to fight rather than surrender
Fast forward 185 years and the elected Texas democrats are facing a battle of their own
It seems that voting rights for all are at stake making it hard to cheat causing this group to piss and moan
Knowing they are out numbered, they did what any coward would do
They gathered up in a group, boarded a plane and to DC they flew
Leaving their electorate gasping as to why they voted for people prone to turn tail and run
Smugly these quitters tweeted about their gutlessness and crowed about how they won
Sadly they didn’t win. They just showed the world what American politics has become
Spineless people going over the hill owning the backbone of pond scum
Combine this group with Biden’s disastrous open border blueprint
And if this group was to defend the Alamo the white flag goes up on day one and Santa Anna wins in a sprint
“Who’s there?” asked the resident. “Pizza,” said the voice from the other side
“I didn’t order pizza,” said the resident. “I’m actually from the the government,” said the voice at the door. “You are ordered to take the shot so don’t try to hide.”
Yes, it has come to this. The thin skinned President missed his vaccination goal so he’s threatening to set a mandate in place
Workers will now go door to door forcing the jab on an unwilling population promoted as a patriotic duty when in reality he’s trying to save face
He blew his 70% prediction as the numbers from a skeptical public for shots administered continue to nose-dive
The President so desperately wants to be looked upon a great leader after standing in Obama’s shadow that this door to door scheme was the best plan he could connive
He ran his campaign on how efficiently he could implement the vaccine roll out and hadn’t expected push back
So borrowing a page from Hitler’s book he’s now threatening to send workers door to door to get his prediction back on track
America has survived plagues of Spanish flu, smallpox, typhus, scarlet fever, cholera, yellow fever, polio and diphtheria
With much less medical knowledge and therapies but that doesn’t seem to enter into his criteria
He doesn’t care a large contingency of people feel that injecting themselves with unproven vaccines for a virus with a huge survival rate is not their cup of tea
He’s convinced himself all need this shot to regain momentum and back up his electoral guarantee
He wants to be remembered as a game changer. One future generations will compare to great Presidents of the past
So he’ll shuffle through life and continue to be a legend in his own mind until any rational thought is compromised or he breathes his last
Recently a professor at the University of Connecticut found another example of rampant white dominance
It seems that dining on French cuisine is considered a brand of whiteness and for that the left has no tolerance
French food you see is presented in a way shaped by an upper and middle class norm
Causing people of color to dine like white people therefore the white principle of etiquette causes all to conform
So let’s flip the script on these broad brush strokes of profiling stupidity for just a moment
And force the French to dine like people of color at least according to television ads as a form of atonement
It seems a great majority of broadcast commercials feature black families eating at a fast food diner
Apparently ad executives feel black people have a penchant for preservatives, high fructose corn syrup and meat parts held together with a binder
So let’s put a French family in the same restaurant to figure the complexities of a meal with a toy
This family will first have to get past that everything in the seating area is vinyl or plastic making it hard for the meal to enjoy
Next a napkin was included but the salad, fish, and dinner fork, salad knife and teaspoon were replaced with a disposable spork
There was not a bread plate to be seen nor a cup and saucer, a wine glass or a sommelier for the wine to uncork
There was a very haggard looking woman to advise there were only two ketchup packets allowed per guest
That was okay as the refined palate was already in fear of the two slabs of questionable beef with a special sauce that might be hard to digest
Upon completion of the meal the family gladly disposed of the allegedly recyclable paper goods in the trash container
After a lifetime of dining on real plates with actual silverware, never returning would be a no-brainer
However a valuable lesson was learned when this family realizes the mustard required for the choucroute garnie was forgotten while driving to the picnic on the lawn
At the stoplight they would not have to rap on the glass of the low rider with tinted windows and ask “Pardon me sir, would have any Grey Poupon?”
The clock clicked over to 5:45 in the morning and the alarm began it’s annoying beep
It was time to start the day, the night had been short but there were obligations to keep
Make the coffee, feed the cat and make the lunches for the kid’s one day a week at school
Quietly laughing at herself that she sounded like her mother with yesterday’s “say so” rule
The routine needed to be kept, there were no time allowances for car repairs, a plumber or a doctor’s visit for a cough and a runny nose
What used to be considered just a cold now required examination, testing and waiting for a clinician to diagnose
Her husband couldn’t be a lot of help as his sales job kept him stressed and on the road
She’d taken a part time job at the local bank so juggling her kids activities and her job were required just to take in more than they owed
Purchases were mainly for food, clothes for the kids and to keep the lights burning
A new wardrobe for herself was out of the question but wearing a new sweater over her three year old dress would would stay in budget for what they were earning
No, she hasn’t been to Europe but a four day weekend in Panama City would be a real treat
What was once a spur of the moment, beer fueled getaway would now be considered a luxurious retreat
So this so called birthing person trudges on in her daily grind but wouldn’t trade her life for any other
Because in spite of the scraped knees, teachers conferences and any number of sweltering ball games she is still proud to call herself a mother
It seems that back in the 1930’s when Hitler assumed power, he expected his people to read more than a couple of phrases
He wrote books and newspaper columns expecting comprehension by his followers as they sang his praises
Imagine what he could have accomplished with better technology and access to the Jack and Zuck show
He could then use many of his quotes so his believers would instantly nod in agreement to the logic behind his murderous intent and countries to overthrow
For instance one gem was, “It is quite special secret pleasure how many people around us fail to realize what is really happening to them”
This applies to today’s American citizens as they would rather view pictures of sunsets through vacationing friends toes than deal with the current mayhem
“We have to put a stop to the idea that it’s part of everybody’s civil rights to say whatever he pleases”
This connects directly with today’s society, should a conservative state their beliefs online and instantly their account freezes
“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future” And it’s too bad this expression was already taken as today’s Teachers Unions would have used it first
We are exposed daily how the public school systems are turning out functional illiterates while teaching living in America is the worst
“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjugated races to posses arms”
Again Hitler was an early instructor to the New World Order. An armed population would be responsible for setting off many levels of government alarms
Finally the DC mantra and is counted on by adhering to another Hitler quote. “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think”
So raise a toast to Jack and Zuck. Spew the liberal hatred and upload videos of your cat playing the piano but don’t say anything conservative or you’ll be canceled quick as a wink
Adolph would have been liked by millions on his Facebook page and followed by multitudes on Twitter
Because the gullible like to be led. No thought is needed to not look past media worship and what they portray as glitter
Bigfoot, the mythical creature has been prowling the woods in folklore for 300 years
Said to be a large hairy animal with a rancid odor stoking many campfire fears
The boogie man is dragged out to explain any unusual happenings like missing beer, underbrush rustling, and cries in the night
President Biden has created his own Sasquatch to scare the naive public, that being all things white
It appears when America bought into this lifelong politician and the biggest racist since LBJ
She didn’t realize his sincere unity song would morph into a daily white supremacy chant putting said unity in harm’s way
Appearing to relish videos of rioting, lawlessness and destruction of American history
Seeming to condone the the decimation of monuments and places of worship all adding to this man’s mystery
He doesn’t hesitate to bring up the warts that have dogged America’s past but not mention the thousands that gave their lives on Normandy’s beaches
But tune into one of the telescripted two minute sound bites and one is guaranteed to hear the term “white supremacy” in his speeches
Easy peasy as white supremacy deflects from his own failed policies allowing unfettered border crossings, a monthly rise in inflation and disastrous spending
And what is more interesting the divisiveness pits only blacks against whites as his narrative appears never ending
Never mention the progress and achievements by people of color in the past fifty years
Only the ignorant think racial harmony can happen by issuing a mandate and just like that prejudice disappears
Compare this country to all others and try to make the systemic racism anthem sound logical
Perhaps by hiding behind his apologies for America’s racism the citizens will not realize the real puppet master has plans far more diabolical
So Biden will continue to bray his red herring white supremacy fairy tale and spot his Bigfoot lurking behind every perceived slight
While people are finally wising up to this narcissistic disorder realizing that reading script from a teleprompter in his creepy whisper voice doesn’t make it justified or right
Fred was a visionary, when the work whistle sounded Fred slid off his Brontosaurus excavator and fired up his foot powered car
In the 60’s this was thought to be humorous. Sixty years later Fred’s green powered vehicle is considered exemplar
The wave of e-cars is coming. Light weight small battery powered autos will rule the highway
And all those foul gas guzzling vehicles of today will become a memory of yesterday
Except for the fact huge numbers of junkyards and landfills will be required to deal with all the hazardous material
Not a lot of thought went into banning the oil industry. Perhaps the new power crazy czars in DC thought that immaterial
They all gotta go. Look at all the cars on the highway next time in a traffic jam or just commuting to work
And don’t think for a minute the auto industry isn’t gearing up to treat you, their new customer like a naive jerk
They’ll take great delight telling you that $70,000 high end vehicle they sold you and are currently driving isn’t worth spit
Surprisingly not one part of your current ride will cross over. Because on your new e-car nothing from any current vehicle will fit
Not to mention the electric companies will have waiting lists advising when you will be able to purchase the new $1500 single vehicle charging station
Sure you’ll be able to charge your e-car with your current household power if you don’t plan on driving across a parking lot or take a vacation
Be aware on a public charger if you download the proper app and have an hour to spare you might get another 60 miles
That’s okay with the new green deal people because in a short time you’ll need to pay to recycle the exhausted battery for replacement with a cool $10,000 new one while DC lines their pockets and smiles
So here’s to Fred Flintstone he was apparently a leftist democrat and way ahead of you
YABBA DABBA DO
Back in the day under the evening streetlights chasing moths and tag were fun games to play
This was before the games of today that have evolved into drive by shootings, car jackings and running from pepper spray
Kids played with other neighborhood kids because that is what one did
Now the new norm is a kid has to pass muster according to a new set of rules and if not fun is not allowed God forbid
It appears the last two generations of parents have fallen for the social media trap of gaslighting
According to new schools of thought it’s not okay to voluntarily form friendships based on personality, they must be initially approved or sparks will be igniting
Social media has assumed the lofty perch of supreme ruler and they alone can approve, intimidate, badger, shame, dox or slander at will
Find a person that doesn’t toe the line, speaks their mind, or bow to some pompous tyrant and social media closes in for the kill
The term gaslighting originated from a British stage play and a film starring the scheming Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman as the new bride and her foray into near insanity
Footsteps in the dark, missing pictures, and gaslights dimming were all orchestrated by Boyer’s greed and toxicity
Fast forward from 1944 and social media has become the new poisonous Gaslight featured actor
Differ in thought or speech and the wrath of social media will be unleashed as you would be considered a socialist detractor
Wheather it’s the mainstream news, social media, or instiution, pick one pick all they’re coming for your independence
So put down your phone, close that laptop, and turn off the boob tube before you find yourself meekly answering “here” advising the leftist government you’re in attendance
