Commentary on the world around us in simple Mother Goose type rhymes to be shared among people from all walks of life. I may be contacted at: Skittyman1@gmail.com or twitter @KevinSkittyman1.
The rulers in a kingdom far away in the land down under
Decided in misguided wisdom to tear it’s citizens asunder
With a final gasp the continent rolled her eyes to the sky
And in a last moment of clarity she begged her citizens to not comply
So she sang:
Watch me government rule, Jule
Watch me governmen rule
They’ll beat in your head it’s really cruel, Jule
Watch me government rule
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Keep me locked up to force the shot, Scott
Keep me locked up to force the shot
Try to sneak around and not get caught, Scott
Keep me locked up to force the shot
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Let me citizens loose, Bruce
Let me citizens loose
They only want to buy produce, Bruce
Let me citizens loose
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me, Lee
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me
For throwing shrimp on an outdoor barbee, Lee
Don’t fire rubber bullets at me
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
Neuter the citizens for a police state, Nate
Neuter the citizens for a police state
Ruled by jackbooted thugs is the new life, mate
Neuter the citizens for a police state
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
How the world is viewed changed significantly once the internet was established for everyday use
Add in the cell phone to record activities and fame should be easy one could deduce
Gone are the days of pink “while you were out pads,” beepers clipped to belts and finding a pay phone that works
The cell phone created a revolution as behind every phone’s camera a potential superstar lurks
Record your talent, interests and showcase yourself in a shaky video and wait for the international audience to “like” your production
Gain an audience with video attempts and hope with the multitude of mouse clicks your name will eventually need no introduction
Early television showcased local talent and radio featured those with a beautiful voice
But the few chasing true fame had to work tirelessly for their shot as they had no choice
Word of mouth, community talent or beauty shows and slideshows from vacations were all part of the creative urge
And just maybe with a little luck a future superstar just might emerge
Now a days shoot a video of an off key song attempt, a skateboard trick or the family trip through the Smokies and you could be a internet sensation
However after posting your video and receiving no “likes” your plea goes out to be “liked” in digital desperation
You’ve put your best effort out there to be judged by all with a mobile device and a short attention span
People are very stingy with their mouse clicks and if their attention isn’t gained in the first few seconds they’ll go back to watching the cat with his tail in the fan
That one finger movement hovering above the “like” icon on your video posting can be your ticket to fame
But with the millions of videos on line one more recording posted into the digital abyss probably is not going to win worldwide acclaim
As hitting it big on the internet with your cooking show, dangerous stunts, or travelogue would be a rarity
Though tempting, putting all your eggs in that video basket just may not lead to monetary and personal prosperity
The snakes had been freed, last November America opened their cages and out they crawled
The Spitting Cobras then proceeded to spout fictional stats, half truths and bald faced lies and any attempt to counter was stonewalled
Question the expertise and one can see the serpents coil and hear them begin to rattle
One’s expected to accept their spoken word as gospel and follow like cattle
Big Pharma is slithering around looking for another massive payday by enlisting the rat snakes to vaccinate kids
There is no long range data on possible harm from this serum but no one is to question this as the chief Worm Snake forbids
The border is not open or so the Puff Adder the big reptile appointed to Washington states
But those ain’t water moccasins crossing the river overwhelming communities and leaving them in dire straits
There’s still a multitude of people stuck behind enemy lines in Afghanistan
That’s what happened when their escorts out dropped their weapons and ran
The dismal retreat was ordered by the Chicken Snake in charge completely bungling the end of the war
Only to run back to Delaware and scream he was backed into a corner and lay the blame at someone else’s door
Campaign for the no count Sidewinder in charge of the west coast
Shout his praise over the din of homeless encampments, the noise of businesses shuttering and the crackle of forests that are now toast
Finally after your relentless attempt to destroy the United States and ruling over one disaster after another
Send your Copperhead out to face the press with her uncanny ability to act like any question is not worth her time and goes in ear and out the other
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines high horse as an arrogant and unyielding mood or attitude
After descending the escalator Trump figured that his celebrity status offered him considerable latitude
He could now pass judgement on all things non-Trump and the population would glorify this belief
After all, the US had just lived through eight years of democrat rule from a Chicago elitist and new blood in Washington would be a relief
The everyday American now had a man they viewed favorably on a reality show but quickly found in DC that didn’t help his cause
He thought he was in the driver’s seat but didn’t realize the Democrats and RINOS don’t play by any written laws
His naivety was evident from day one in his effort to drain the swamp the people he surrounded himself with were less than effective
He thought his adopted party would rally behind his leadership but failed to realize this group marched to their own perspectve
He was dealing with career politicians who were hopelessly in love with money, power and themselves
He didn’t realize the DC club abhorred outsiders and would appear out of nowhere to block his every move like diabolical elves
So he did the only thing he knew to do and lashed out at all those who opposed him
He relentlessly ranted on social media, television and radio until a large percentage of people lost interest and his once bright star began to dim
But he went to his pep rallies and whipped his remaining adoring fans into a frenzy with his tedious barrage of rigged elections, fake news and a witch hunt
His endorsing of politically weak candidates, his never ending rants and his own arrogance have forced the American taxpayer due to Biden’s disastorous policies to bear the brunt
All Trump can hope for now is for Biden stay in office and continue down his path to total ineptitude
And he might just be able to slip back into the White House solely based on the fact the current resident is completely unglued
This isn’t about your freedom, it’s about bowing to the little tin god
Continuously pound on the citizens as they’ll eventually tire of being runover roughshod
This half baked individual actually stated if you refuse the jab your employer will be heavily fined
What he constantly ignores is the fact most Americans realize he’s not in his right mind
If this man and his herd of fawning toadies had done as promised and had been the one to unite
He would be viewed less as a bumbling fool and more of the golden knight
Instead he goes after the American citizens and expects their employers to toe the line
Does the massive bloated Post Office, the thousands of illegal aliens, or members of Congress need the jab, absolutely not, but it’s all by design
DC cannot allow this pandemic to just go away as the Big Pharma lobbists continue to throw cash around
Untapped markets still exist as kids, Republicans, minorities and animals all need to be hunted down
It bears asking why force a shot with zero long range data and a huge survival rate
This ain’t the bird flu or Ebola, it’s a virus that attacks co-morbidities, the elderly and the overweight
There is unnecessary panic being driven by this group in the White House
The weekly failures are mounting, mid terms are coming so the false narrative is all that’s left to espouse
He frantically yells into the microphone stumbling over his telescripted speech
Fearful his big spending package that is the base for his whole agenda is starting to look like an over reach
So while trying to look like a confident leader to the rest of the free world he sadly only symbolizes weakness
As the tyrants of the oppressed raise their victory flags, Americans can only fight the nightmare visions of future bleakness
It was the largest SNAFU in American Military history
But the real reasons for this unmitigated disaster shouldn’t remain a mystery
The USA after 20 years just dropped their weapons and ran
And the Afghans were left in almost the same situation as when this all began
Except now the Taliban was gifted with billions in taxpayers money in the form of new munitions
To help the remaining Afghans revert to their 7th century religious submissions
But was this fiasco really botched or was there actual thought behind this retreat
Perhaps this was all smokescreen and part of Washington’s continual deceit
With the President bellowing in his press conference that the buck stops with him
The White House actually accomplished two goals all the while pretending the withdrawal left him a political victim
By importing thousands of Afghani refugees he’s produced another open border
Helping to make all financially strapped urban areas government dependent advancing his new world order
In addition to human trafficing, he turned over Afghanistan’s vast mineral deposits to Chairman Xi
The Chinese need the lithium deposits to create the batteries for the New Green Deal as one can foresee
So as the demented one totters away once again to hide in Delaware
The real Puppetmasters are gleefully rubbing their hands knowing that out of this treasure trove they’ll all receive their share
Forget about those thirteen young lives lost because at this point what difference does it make?
It’s always been the power and money of those in charge and it doesn’t matter at all about the dead floating in the wake
So while Biden checks his watch and cries his alligator tears
America is spiraling into the socialist trap of government control all for the benefit of the elite profiteers
But to the hardworking Americans watching the border crisis, his handling of the pandemic and Afghanistan this President seems completely unfit
Unlike the golden Midas touch everything this man touches turns to s**t
Much has been written about Biden’s mental state and his capacity to tend to the country’s needs
But simply put it is his hatred of all things Trump that determines America’s fate and the major factor in how he leads
Now after he makes a decision based on his hand picked cronies’ bad advice and his loathing of Trump, he then runs to Delaware or Camp David to hide
The optics of this horrendous Presidency is not only obvious to Trump but also to the country’s leaders worldwide
Creating one disaster after another Biden shows the grit and determination of a down and out gambler looking for his one big score
If Trump got it right it must be changed, handcuffing the the American people behind his pandemic rants creating a vaccination war showing all what the future has in store
And keep that pandemic raging by bringing in a covid positive illegals and depositing them in pre-selected areas to force the continued use of mandates
Trump wanted schools open with face to face learning but now shut them down until the deep pocketed Teachers Unions’ demands are met, this is not open for debates
Forget about his previous racist speeches of the past, he’s now throwing billions at minority causes to demonstrate how liberal he has become
When out of the other side of his mouth he’s stating “what good is Afghanistan to us now?” Sounds like white supremacy and then some
He’s surrounded himself with the most inept group of advisors one would have ever thought possible
Between his cabinet and military confidants it appears their only goal is to identify wokeness and encourage massive spending leaving congress mostly inoperable
Trump wanted a closed border so throw it open to all looking for a free ride
And let the towns and cities cope with this invasion straining all the resources they can provide
Trump had the USA energy independent, closed the border, had an orderly troop withdrawal on his agenda, canceled the new green deal, inflation was nil, and things were good as far as a lot of America was concerned
Buddha once stated. “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one that gets burned”
Unfortunately Biden is taking America down with his blind anger and the citizens before long will realize what his childish behavior will cost before he’s done
Maybe next time he should just sneak up to Trump’s front door with a paper bag of dog poo, light it, ring the doorbell and run
“Whoa! You there get back in line” shouted one of the supervising henchman
The regime had seized control once the Uniparty staged their own intervention
The new five fingers of government were there to make sure all toed the line
With the new ruling party each had an equal share of the money pie once they agreed to align
The DOJ assured that all rules and regulations would be strictly enforced and promote the socialist and New Green Deal ideology
Climate change now lines all pockets of the elites thinly disguised behind the mantra of a better ecology
Big Pharma now sets their own rules and mandates as the pandemic was a true windfall
By forcing the use of vaccine passports all movement is restricted and the CDC gets to play hardball
Sound the alarm on the biannual variant, demand a new jab or we’ll lock you down
Though technically having no authority over anything they get to throw their weigh around
The Big Government finger has now formed the perfect uniparty headed by the Demopublicans all career politicians
To keep their bellies filled from the public trough, putting all citizens under their thumb is their only mission
Big Corp following their green guidelines keeps all in line with their restricted supply chain
Limit frozen foods, ration beef as an environmental hazard and clothing can only be manufactured in three sizes to lessen greenhouse gases and acid rain
Big Tech gets to really flex it’s muscle by now approving all items posted on the internet
Anything other than socialist praise, dancing cats and unfocused vacation pics is prohibited as that may be a threat
Entertainment consists of shows featuring low browed contestants in illicit relationships, the 27th season of NCIS, and bad movies of an uninteresting superhero
All approved by an entirely absent President hiding for days on end with the only audible noise being the fiddle of Nero
It’s hard to keep a blog current with this administration
The liberal media trained to praise all thing socialist are also left in exasperation
They spin a story one day praising the decisiveness of the demented one
Only to have Biden change course and their fable needs to be redone
He killed a pipeline on the first day and seven months later he’s asking the mid east to produce more oil
It seems he was losing popularity due to skyrocketing gas prices and needed his voters to stay loyal
He and his vice president both publicly exclaimed they didn’t trust the new vaccines
But America missed his bold vaccination prediction and he is now weaponizing the jab to interfere with the citizen’s routines
Taking credit for the jobs created by the states that stood up to his mask mandate
When in reality the new variant and mandates will cause the employment to once again stagnate
He’s paying people to sit on their duff, extending the rent moratorium, and now increasing benefits for their food stamps
Like baby birds waiting for the big government worm, why work when doing nothing people can live like champs
When things head south for his team he’s quick to stir the racial pot by screaming Jim Crow and white supremacy
As he hides from actual non-scripted questions in Delaware and Camp David afraid of his own incompetency
The border is wide open. The welcome mat is out and the invaders are being dropped in random cities by the the bus load
Criminals, diseased and the unskilled are all delivered COD to the taxpayers while confidence in this guy continues to erode
The Russians, the Chinese and the North Koreans are having a field day with their cyber attacks
With a firm “shame shame on you” from the woke inepts in charge we’ll see who the first country is that cracks
Demonstrating his true expertise he publicly attested to the military might of the Afghani soldiers to defend their border
Using the Biden plan of securing the border the Taliban secured the country in very short order
Showing the world in high definition what it’s like to have the USA as a friend
Cut and run in the middle of the night leaving the majority of their citizens in a hopeless situation they can’t defend
He and his administration have continuously shown they’re in over their head in so many ways
With the rubble left in their wake it’s hard to believe they’ve only been in office a couple of hundred days
Good morning and welcome aboard Third World Airlines based in Washington DC
We are pleased to announce that we have a very diverse group with us today including covid carrying illegal immigrants, two Texas democrats and an Afghan refugee
Because of our air filtration we have tried to consolidate the wheezing and coughing passengers to the back of the plane
We have removed all weapons from the known MS-13 members and have many rolls of duct tape should we need to restrain
We also have a special welcome to the Afghan woman on board and are truly sorry for all your sisters who have died
While watching the years of America’s blood, tears, money and Afghanistan’s capitols being swept away like sand castles at high tide
Upon reaching cruising altitude the flight attendants will pass through the cabin with a beverage cart, please try to have the correct change
Due to inflation the cost of a soft drink is now thirty dollars and we do have financing available should you need to arrange
For another fifty dollars you may purchase a set of headphones to view the in-flight movie
Today’s feature stars that wacky Hunter Biden in various stages of drunkenness, nakedness, espionage selling and all things he considers fu**ing groovy
In the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from an above compartment. Place this mask over your existing face covering, put your head between your knees and brace for impact
This is important, should you live through the crash and you’re not double masked you will be arrested and that’s a fact
We would like to thank you for choosing Third World Airlines while trying to ignore America’s plight
So sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight
Duh nuh nah nah nah snap snap
Duh nuh nah nah nah snap snap
They’re hair sniffing creepy and gaffe ridden kooky
They’re all together criminally ookie
The Biden Family
Their son is a conman with a laptop so juicy
He sells his color by numbers to a groupie
He deals with foreign enemies and gives a cut to Big Droopy
The Biden Family
The mini-skirted spouse is a doctor of nothing and really kinda loopy
But she puts the dementia pills in the Big Guy’s soupy
The Biden Family
Mysteriously hiding in his basement with his finger on the codes spooky
And allowing the U.S. to be a doormat for all thing Ruski
The Biden Family
The White House is an empty mausoleum
When people streaming across the border come to see ’em
As they’re in Delaware eating ice cream
Causing taxpayers to scream
The Biden Family
It’s time to put a protest face on
A gas powered vehicle to crawl on
We need to pay call on
The Biden Family
