The Easter Bunny woke up excited. Today was going to be special because for once he gets to dress in drag

It seems that forever he’d been locked into the same routine of distributing candy one basket at a time out of his giant bag

The once-a-year ritual of doling out the hollow chocolate rabbits, the foul tasting creme filled eggs, and those miserable marshmallow chicks had left him feeling depressed

The only thing keeping him sane was the under the table payoff from a couple of dentist associations that applauded all the sugar the tykes ingest

Though revered, he was always treated as an after-thought as it was the sweets that really mattered

Wearing the same frayed topcoats with the usual pink or blue choices in a shape that never flattered

But this year was special per the announcement from the White House, he could finally dress up and be visible

Biden made a special point to say no religious symbols were permissible as he felt that with the usual ballot stuffing his campaign was winnable

Laughing to himself at this good fortune the Bunny pulled his go-to wardrobe from the closet with the rhinestone mules and the feathered boa

These are the special clothes he wears out when he performs at drag parties under the stage name of Bunny Balboa

With his blue wig firmly attached between his ears and his satin zebra striped top

He’d show the kids a thing or two when he broke out his dance moves doing the bunny hop

He gave an approving look as he peered in the mirror squinting through his sequined cat eye glasses

He’ll be the hit of the egg hunt in this costume as he will have hundreds of photo ops with the adolescent masses

So off he goes first to the Easter Parade to strut down Fifth Avenue. And to think people used to brag about just an Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it

When he can sizzle in a dazzling Easter outfit with a lot of leg showing from his dress with the thigh high split

Then on to the egg hunt carrying the basket filled with treats on a nest of plastic green grass

And maybe get a selfie with the President himself surrounded by all the other woke characters he continues to amass