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Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

Handshake With A Ghost

Last week, after another gratuitous speech President Biden turned to shake hands and no one was there

Looking more confused than normal the man experienced a very awkward and public moment in the spotlight’s glare

Perhaps he should become comfortable this momentary loneliness as current candidates seeking office in the midterms are hesitant to ask for his endorsement

By virtue of the ratings disaster this man has become, candidates don’t need to add in the negative connotation of a Biden reinforcement

In trying to look like a man with a well thought plan, Biden immediately worked to cancel everything Trump

Claiming to be a moderate, he caved to the liberal left and in just over a year has turned America dreadfully close to being a socialist dump

The candidates prefer to go it alone and hide from the current political situation as they have no public answers for what is wrong

The southern border has been thrown wide open and people have been stampeding across all year long

The unity promised has led to meteoric rise in crime leading to mass shootings in backyard gatherings, in schools and shopping malls

The American dream once thought possible has become just another tent in a homeless encampment at the edge of urban sprawls

Drugs are pouring in from China and Mexico continuing to poison this country’s youth

As Biden defends his addicted and influencing peddling son as always telling the truth

A Federal Judge has determined the President and the CDC over stepped their authority with it’s ineffective mask mandate on public transportation

A favorite ace in the hole he used to instill pandemic fear to keep his thumb on the American population

He is desperately trying to lower the exorbitant oil prices by any means possible except for the obvious solution

He has failed so miserably that his own party has begun to speak out against him without fear of retribution

It’s not a good look turning to shake hands and find your support has vanished

Candidates trying to achieve a lifelong dream of public office hope soon to Delaware he’ll be banished

As he himself has no defense of his decision making, he can only make snarky remarks to the press when cornered but usually retreats showing all his backside

The image of him shuffling away will be the picture defining a man running to his basement while Lady Liberty cried

Desperately Seeking An “Ask Not” Moment

The time had come, the whole world was watching and the leader of NATO and the free world wanted to deliver a speech for the ages

He wanted the people to know he was a decisive leader and not the gaffe ridden spectacle delivering telescripted monologues from Washington stages

He’d come of age hearing JFK’s oratory stating “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” He wanted that kind of moment

He wanted to deliver the speech that future history books will show how he stood up to his ruthless opponent

Here he was, standing before the world much as President Reagan when he demanded, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

His handlers had already had to backtrack an earlier gaffe about American soldiers being included in the Russian political brawl

He’d also been filmed in awkward banter and choking down pizza like he was one of the guys

Again, damage control by his overseers, it was not a good look as the public had grown weary of bumbling photo ops and how little their dollar buys

So he grabs the podium and in his bellowing oratory, calls on the Supreme Deity and exclaims “This man cannot remain in power”

The horrified handlers immediatly started reeling in this blunder as Putin wasn’t one to cower

So the President had his moment to shine in the sun but he swung mightily and missed

The world went back about their business while the Russian tanks continued their quest to help the Ukrainians cease to exist

But the besieged should have felt blessed in his show of solidarity, first he sends his ditzy Vice President and then to show his true qualities, he made an appearance

Harry S. Truman once stated, “My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference”

The Democrat’s New Order Dictionary Vol. I

Collins Dictionary describes definition as: a statement giving meaning of a word or expression especially in a dictionary

However the meaning of a word to the new Washington wordsmiths is purely discretionary

Once again the problem comes down to those pesky written definitions. Use one word or statement to depict an agenda and someone will wave a dictionary in your face

So this administration has developed a unique idea to rewrite the definitions should they need to use an all encompassing word to make their case

The following examples highlight terms currently being redefined to satisfy their needs

Keep in mind the way this term is used is the new definition and the usage in terms of previous definitions, this now supersedes

Unity: a condition of harmony; the quality or state of being one

Currently unity appears to have all citizens become destitute and therefore government dependant and when questioned about it watch the President cut and run

Border: a line separating two political or geographical areas especially countries

Currently the term applies in both a geographical and political area only to Ukraine as in the United States the line is used to count the number of migrant crossings and illegal entries

Deter: to turn aside, discourage, or prevent from acting

Currently deter had been liberally used with sanctions to keep Russia from crossing the previously mentioned border but a testy President now insists that sanctions would not deter Putin from enacting

Woman: an adult female person

Currently there is some confusion as how to define a woman, apparently needing a biologist and test results involving blood and urine

In trying to keep up with the new definitions coming out of Washington, the thumping sound you hear is poor Mr. Webster flipping in his grave

Much like the population of this republic now being gender fluid perhaps the New Order Dictionary is just as fluid and dictionaries published before 2020 you don’t need to save

The Incredible Shrinking Pop Tart

Anticipation was high, the three cups of morning coffee had the stomach growling non stop for the last hour

But knowing in the desk drawer was the foil wrapped beauty of pastry and jelly just waiting for one to devour

Time for the first morning break and the foil was ripped off and the mouth salivating at the thought of the tasty delight

But something seemed off about this two pack of deliciousness as what was eaten seemed short by at least a bite

It had happened. The ever expanding inflation had invaded even my morning snack

And to think just three days ago I was congratulating myself for being a careful shopper and buying the value pack

Shrinkflation was the new buzz word. Everyday items were getting smaller by the manufacturer to keep the prices the same

The President didn’t seem to care as he points his fingers in every direction as everyone but himself should share the blame

Manufactureres were trying to disguise the fact you were purchasing less by resorting to a cleverly redesigned wrapper

By studying the offerings in the grocery aisle, the words “best buy” tagged by the retailer always seem to be the final capper

In reality the wording ought to mention you get less by still shelling out for the same

Shelf placement, new graphics, different packaging are all part of the game

So, after the three bean and cheese burritos night, one might experience the horror of the next morning’s empty toilet paper roll

Because of the missing eighteen squares, you might just be trying to force a really nasty ad circular down the bowl

Consider shrinkflation as gift from this concerned administration. Imagine it as a new way to diet to lose those pandemic pounds

Smaller candy bars, less chips in the bag or crackers in the box, the package may look the same but the product is smaller than it sounds

So when Fluffy is three feedings short, the ice cream ran out six scoops ago, and a family size value pack means you might have to lose one of the kids

Just remember the President states his economy is on the rebound while the rest of America is figuring this country has already hit the skids

White House Friend Requests

The current resident Commander in Chief has been sending a lot of friend requests lately and hasn’t had many positive replies

While cutting off his nose to spite his face, he’s been asking foreign leaders for part of their oil supplies

“Because I want the US oil industry gone, I’m willing to pay big taxpayer bucks to keep my economy from collapsing”

“You see, I’ve been bragging about my Build Back Better campaign and now the escalated gas prices has a stagnate economy relapsing”

“I’m sending this request to you, Mr. Supreme Leader of Iran, because I need your oil for our gas”

“We’ll make you happy with a new Nuclear deal and let your uranium enrichment program become first class”

“I’ll just look the other way and turn a deaf ear to the fact you’ll be stockpiling nuclear missiles if we reach an agreement”

“I’ll use my creepy whisper voice to emphasize consent even though the American people’s opposition is vehement”

“I’ll also be sending friend requests to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia. They have oil I can use to keep the price at the pump high”

“I’m sure they won’t take advantage of me knowing I refuse to tap into our own supply”

“Maybe someone will positively respond to one of my requests. I’d send out more but most of the other oil producers have ties to BRICS

“Maybe if I do some more groveling, one or more may accept my request, after all it’s just a few mouse clicks”

“To keep my unrealistic and distorted vision of a zero carbon footprint, to the friend requests I received from Canada, the US oil industry, and a majority of American people, I’ll click ignore

“Because in reality I don’t serve at the pleasure of the American people, I only serve to those few groups that can line my pockets with laundered funds in a bank offshore”

Biden: Paving The Way For Term Limits

The cart had been loaded with easily digestible breakfast offerings and all the diapers had been changed

The American public, weary of the plans to destroy the republic, had finally given up labeling them deranged

They were still rolling around the halls of Congress as the funds plundered from the public trough never seem to run dry

Suspected of criminal activity for years, despite rumors of insider trading, nepotism, and lobbyist payola had stayed in office, thanks to the fawning press who had always turned a blind eye

It seems the only crime that had the voyeuristic press people up in arms were ones that had sexual overtones

Legislators were always able to lie, manipulate, and steal but had to be really careful when jumping one’s bones

However, the last couple of decades have provided numerous challenges for illicit affairs to occur for many older members working on the hill

The dresses formerly worn to highlight clevage are now slit below the beltline and nothing happens in the bedroom after just one pill

Since the young political groupies are now noticeably nauseous when approached about a roll in the hay

The moldy oldies have had to forego sex but can still live the life of luxury by making the citizens pay

Accepting the fact they might not live forever, it’s time to make the golden years gold.

So as long as the propaganda machine keeps rolling they will continue to feather their nest while they’re old

Little did the citizens know that the “Build Back Better” infrastructure plan paved the way to beach front assisted living

As long as these ancient members can keep running for office they will continue to receive the gift that keeps on giving

It’s time for America to recognize the old fogies that have never earned a real paycheck

That term limits are necessary for new ideas to revive the country’s economy and keep it from becoming a bigger trainwreck

Dress Right, Dress

George Orwell wrote that, “We sleep peacefully in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf”

That was then and this is now as we stand ready to hear our doddering and demented President’s latest gaffe

Sadly, our country has become a laughingstock for their lack of leadership and military planning

Run from Afghanistan leaving citizens and equipment behind but call someone by the wrong pronoun and that is an unforgivable offense the Army is banning

By the end of September all Army personnel will undergo sensitivity training and be fully aware of gender dysphoria

Causing the Washington left wing policymakers reason for celebration and heightened euphoria

I am not afraid of an Army of lions led by sheep; I am afraid of an Army of sheep led by a lion” so stated Alexander the Great

With conflicts flaring around the world, orders need to be carried out by future soldiers without first a gender debate

As of March 13th 1300 Ukrainian fighters lost their lives defending their country from Russian invaders

They were dying for something they believed in and not to appease a group of woke corrupted political crusaders

I don’t know what effect these men will have on the enemy, but, by God they terrify me,” said the Duke of Wellington in a quote from the past

American soil was furiously defended by farmers, factory workers, and school teachers in the trenches covered with mud and blood until they breathed their last

They didn’t need to rely on someone in their foxhole in the midst of gender transition or offended by the use of an inappropriate pronoun

They fought because their buddies had their back and toughness came to the surface when the chips were down

Now it looks as though the Army is more into fashion and wokeness while giving a whole new meaning to Dress Right, Dress

Spending time in sensitivity training may not be the best use of resources in these dangerous times but at least the Pentagon can call it progress

Leave The Bullies An Out

And so it goes. The Ukrainian people continue to stream across the border clinging to their loved ones

The few left behind were doing a surprisingly good job of impeding the advancing Russian army with fly swatters and BB guns

This waves a giant red flag in the face of the macho thinking Russian leader

As the rest of the world sits back halting the flow of caviar, diamonds, and vodka while trying to play the role of mind reader

Only now a program is needed to tell one psychopath from another

Both Putin and Biden share similar traits as neither cares about their fellow countrymen and cries for restraint go in one ear and out the other

Putin is all in to restore Russia to its former glory and figured his troops could just roll in and take control

Biden, on the other hand, is only motivated by what is showing in the most recent poll

The Ukrainians fought back like cornered cats and slowed the Russian troops to a crawl

In no hurry to end the conflict, Biden now has another scapegoat for his sorry track record. “I’m sick of this stuff!” He would squall

But he wants high prices. He wants his New Green Deal

He sure can’t be accused of “tilting at windmills” as the windmills are responsible for Americans to suffer through the high prices of gas and their next meal

So while one “leader” relishes in the fact that his own citizens are under his thumb

The other leader must show toughness and figure a plan that either the Ukrainians surrender or to escalated warfare succumb

Since his own army is showing signs of demoralization and lack of motivation in the ranks

He might need to upgrade from conventional warfare with just artillery and tanks

A peacemaker is desperately needed to begin diplomatic negotiations

Sending in an incompetent Vice President to mollify nobody just adds to Biden’s administration’s humiliations

But someone is needed as Putin is now backed into a corner with his finger on both the chemical and nuclear switch to wipe a country’s population from this earth

One has to question as to what price windmills and electric cars are really worth

When You’re Broke You’ll Be Woke

The brow beating frenzy has continued since inauguration day

“You will toe the line and you will obey”

The best way for people to do as they’re told has been used by the military for years

First you break a person completely down so taking orders will be the course he steers

Immediately put the pandemic fear in everyone. Keep showing the number of daily deaths and let all know they could be next

Track people by watching who takes the jab and who objects

Then force employers to mandate the vaccine or you’ll lose your job

Scream loudly about every naturally occurring variant and encourage the drama queen hysterical mob

Close the schools and keep the children muzzled and afraid

It took America the better part of two years to realize they were played

But that also meant, due to enforced regulations, a lot of middle class businesses went bust

Everything was good, said the man on the camera as long as you obeyed and in him you could trust

So you lost your life’s work, wore your mask, and did what you were told

But the kids weren’t dying, the masks were proven ineffective, and the boosters oversold

Now those lousy middle classers were hollering about empty store shelves and the price of hamburger meat and crackers

We couldn’t hide the inflation numbers from the peoples’ wallets, so we blamed the meat packers

Suddenly it’s only eight months to get this thing done

So let’s push Putin into rolling into Ukraine and blame the insane gas prices on Russia instead of who’s really holding the smoking gun

Smugly state that at six bucks a gallon, how does that electric car look to you?

Frankly, it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew

Because in just a few short months your warped vision of untold payola and your small pack of a woke mob

Will be blocked on every proposal and in three years you’re out of a job

You’ll be cursed by today’s children and grandchildren for having to shoulder your ever expanding debt and for treating their parents like pond scum

And leave behind a legacy that will be scorned by future politicians and historians for generations to come

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