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Say It Ain’t So, Joe

As the Biden campaign train continues to run in tiny circles in his basement

The candidate continues to blow smoke about being Trump’s replacement

With his curious strategy one must listen quick when he pokes his head out of his prairie dog hole

American people would like your answer on an occasional question like what are you going to do about coal

But wait, it seems that the answer given has to do with the audience of six he is speaking too

In reality the only energy he will consider after doing away with the oil industry is energy a newly formed manufacturing group can renew

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Now you’re blaming the spread of co-vid on the President while this virus continues to ravage planet Earth

And hiding behind experts that are learning on the run you play that card for all it’s worth

So if in charge, how are you going to hold the Chinese accountable for the devastation

Apparently we are going to tell them that they’ve been bad actors and watch them quiver with fright over that condemnation

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

You say you’re a friend of minorities but let’s take a look at how you really feel

You state you’re sorry for your crime bill that was way over the top for petty crimes that ruined thousands of lives behind bars of steel

But are you truly sorry as you peer down from your government perch

To find the real man behind his bluster one doesn’t have to do much of a Google search

The minorities your party feels entitled too apparently are super predators and live in a racial jungle

Phrases like ”you ain’t black,” or bring in social workers to show families how to raise their kids add to this media suppressed bungle

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Finally you’ll need to pull your head back to safety when the New Green Deal’s bill comes due and reality sets in

You’ve been drooling over huge tax hikes for the rich and getting your hands on Social Security thinking that’s a win

The fact is the New Green Deal is gonna cost Americans way more than they are willing to pay

Unfortunately because they’re being led down the Yellow Biden Road with blinders on they’re going to find out the hard way

So Say it ain’t so Joe continue to smile at the camera and lie your head off

And Americans can feel your programs much like at the doc’s as he lubes his finger and tells you to turn your head and cough

We Won’t Raise Taxes @ $5/gal

Remember when Obama ruled and gas at the pump on a good day was $4/gal.

The eagle had flown for the oil sheiks with America grasped in it’s talon

Their keffyeh’d heads and robed figures would get together every couple of months to fix the oil output

“We must keep the price inflated for our gains and keep America under our foot.”

How quickly we forget constantly calculating mileage in our heads ’cause a trip to Grandma’s was seventy five bucks

And groceries were up 30% as a fuel surcharge was added for product delivered by trucks

Airlines canceled flights, propane tanks had minimum delivery requirements as customers couldn’t afford a full tank and homes were warmed with space heaters

Those nightmare days could return sooner then later should the votes fall in favor of the liars and cheaters

Should the Biden/ Harris ticket win say goodbye to to fossil fuel and coal burning plants

Fracking and it’s associated jobs will disappear in the first year as Joe slowly shuffles into the shadows because we all know Kamala wears the pants

However watching Senator Harris debate Vice President Pence was disturbing to say the least

Her leadership skills need to be questioned as she answered nothing and could only regurgitate tired facts as her sophomoric eye rolling increased

The Democratic party is intent on slamming their super crazy high priced schemes down everyone’s throats forgetting that they might soon be on the world stage

The foreign super powers aren’t going to be impressed with coddling to your anemic democratic pals as the partisan weaknesses will be easy to gauge

Because quite frankly they’ll have no use for the annoying giggle and trying to look smug

As Xi, Putin and Kim Jon-un will take turns to squash her like a bug

So Americans keep your Gas Buddy app handy as you’ll be looking for the best deal

As in the not too distant future $5/gal may be quite the steal

I Post Thar4 I R

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Much has changed since the days of the philosophers studied in school

Students and crowds used to gather when these men spoke as they were no one’s fool

Today with social media anyone with a phone or a keyboard can hammer out a thought and become a new age sage

One’s inner musings in four misspelled sentences can become a proclamation on their Facebook page

Let’s take a look at look at a couple of these insightful pundits and see how their thoughts might be reflected in today’s society

Bear in mind the imagined posts on the Facebook page will be dripping with democratic piety

Plato: “Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”

Today’s scholar: This virus is all the orange man’s fault and has nothing to do with Beijing

Descartes: “A state is better governed which has few laws and those laws strictly over served”

Today’s scholar: The way I see it, Nancy’s got arrows in her quiver and the law of the Constitution don’t need to be preserved

Plato: “Democracy passes into despotism.” That warning came from long ago

Today’s scholar: Hopefully Biden will win and we can be safe with forced lock downs, mask mandates and end Trump’s dog and pony show

Descartes: “Except our own thoughts, there’s nothing absolutely in our power”

Today’s scholar: Obama was a great president who associated with the common man and would never live in an ivory tower

Plato: “The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men”

Today’s scholar: Biden’s a good guy, he’ll pass the green deal, take the guns and support socialism. Can I get an amen?

Descartes: “I think, therefore I am.” This proves one might have more thought power than something slimy washed up on shore

However in some cases an amoeba might argue. Today’s scholar: I post thar4 I R.

Never Buy A Pig In A Poke

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Approximately 500 years ago the English serfs had an expression

That one shouldn’t buy an item sight unseen before taking possession

The saying goes “I will never bye a pyg in the poke

Thers many a foule pyg in a feyere clocke”

Pronounce the phrase phonetically and you’ll get the drift

The Olde English knew without first inspecting, one can be given a short shrift

Currently a candidate running for President voices his campaign speeches while hiding in his poke

He will not take even softball questions from his fawning media as his handlers feel he will choke

The man has been in office 47 years but cannot tell an audience what he achieved

Sir Walter Scott aptly stated, “What a tangled web we weave when we first practice to deceive.”

The candidate can only list accomplishments made when peeking from behind Obama’s skirt

Without the use of multiple teleprompters, trying to sound Presidential apparently might cause the brain to over exert

So while the basement dweller hollers from his subterranean window how his programs would benefit the US population

Both Putin and Xi if possible would cast a democratic ballot as there would be no stopping world domination

The pig in the poke campaign should be a sign of the complete democratic collapse

Just don’t bother the candidate between one and two as he insists on his naps

As Seen On TV

After four nights of Trump bashing, bad jokes and spurned angry women, we have a special offer

We’re giving the voters an opportunity for a true keepsake and an excuse to fill our coffer

But wait as a special offer mail your vote now and we’ll send you two

That’s right, not one but two socialist dolls as we turn America blue

The pair comes with a bendable Biden doll that has no backbone, a truly malleable figure

The democratic house, antifa and BLM are ready for a new America they will configure

A puppet for the democratic goals of molding America into a nation of government dependent wimps

Already advising he will institute a nationwide mask mandate and this is only a glimpse

Capitalism, gas and oil and guns will go by the wayside as unfettered illegal immigration crashes all healthcare systems

Hardworking Americans will watch their dreams and savings vanish only to wind up as vacant eyed socialist victims

Heavy taxation, lawlessness, and immigration caravans will be the order of the day

While both Russia and China will be rubbing their hands with glee over their naive prey

Order now and we’ll include the former presidential candidate Kamala doll handpicked just for you.

A woman of color, half black, half Asian and married to a white guy. A democrat’s dream come true

Though she ripped Biden to shreds in the first debate, she succumbed to others’ scrutiny and dropped from the race

Not showing leadership principles she chose to cut and run from facts rather than lose face

This offer won’t last long so just add separate shipping and handling to receive this special TV deal

Included will be six ballots with dead peoples’ names to mail in so this election won’t be the Electoral College’s to steal

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