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When Your Popularity is based on the Price of Eggs

The lowly egg, once vilified as a cholesterol boosting agent is now positioned as the poster child of economic woes

The price of eggs has skyrocketed lately due to various factors that may leave one penniless and the lenders on your property to foreclose

The once cheap source of protein now requires some thought before indulging in your standard breakfast fare

To order that three egg omelet, one must figure that person a millionaire

Perhaps the common egg could now become a form of currency or barter

“Sir that will be 453 eggs to replace that broken starter”

Suddenly the backyard chicken coops become today’s gold mine

The homestead would now the guarded by large snarling dogs and a No Trespassing sign

The homeowner would anxiously wait for cackling hen to announce the arrival of new “cash”

One more egg in the basket to hide in the wall safe along with the rest of the stash

The current administration’s popularity has nose dived recently. Gas prices are bad enough but the price of eggs cannot be blamed on Putin

Shortly when the bored and angry begin to riot, the jewelry and liquor will be left alone and the egg cases in the grocery stores will be the target of looting

When Biden and his gang of thieves decided to give Zelensky a bunch of tanks, maybe the taxpayers, to pay the bill, ought to pony up by the dozen in recyclable cardboard

Since he has bled the average taxpayer dry with his upcharges and hidden taxes, being paid by eggs is all the citizen can afford

Considering a tank costs roughly nine million dollars have the taxpayers ante up 15,517,241 eggs and shells to pay the expense

Let that be payment for escalating an unwinnable conflict and Washington’s lack of commonsense

An Easy Path To Bipartisanship

Much has been made about the lack of bipartisanship in Congress. The Democrats are too liberal and the Republicans all sit to the right of Genghis Kahn

The ability to achieve anything is accomplished only through threat of government shutdown on a conclusion forgone

The hand wringing is only getting worse as those elected want to control all the balls in their sandbox

Control the box, enrich yourself with pet projects, pork for the large donors, and insider trading upgrading your portfolio of stocks

No one reaches across the aisle, offers a workable solution, or considers the voters

This selfishness has only created chaos at the southern border, the murder of thousands of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and the blowing of Taps for gasoline motors

However, there exists a pathway to this elusive bipartisanship. It’s simply called shoot a liar

The rules are clear cut. Take any official regardless of party affiliation, caught in a provable lie and throw their name in a rotating bingo cage. Once a year draw a name, stand that person in front of a firing squad and open fire

The day that miscreant is called would be tax day and a homeless vet gets to draw the name

When the person is notified they’re included in the cage they’ll be given a chance to come clean or deny the blame

The name then stays in the cage until their name is drawn, or they “fess up,” resign and disappear

So round and round the cage goes and whose name is drawn nobody knows creating huge Vegas betting odds and loser tears

Once a name is drawn it’s too late. There is no jury trial just a videotape of the proven lie

Then a quick march over to the execution wall as that person chose deceit and greed over truth and its now time to die

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, Washington’s swamp would in no time resemble a ghost town

As both politicians and various influencers climb over each other’s backs before they’re lying at the base of the wall facedown

Those left would strive to work together as America was founded on truth, compromise and individual rights

The day of the lie would be over, Congress would quickly learn to work together and that is what unites

Trying To Put 2022 In The Rearview Mirror

The citizen had picked up speed and rounded the corner trying to leave 2022 behind

Normally the thought of a new year offered a ray of hope, but this one promises the same grind

Sadly this new year looks much the same as the images rapidly fading in the rear view mirror

The people running the show are the same group that most are familiar with only now appear queerer

The head man in charge now is stating he is extending his hand to work with the parties on both sides of the aisle

By kissing up to the RINOS he’s hoping to avoid an embarrassing explanation of payola, influence peddling, and selling out America during his son’s trial

This miscreant has already accomplished most of his desired goals since he took office

He’s thrown the border open, forced America into a recession, and turned the cities over to the lawless

He can resume his free spending of taxpayer money in Ukraine so his democratic kickback continues to roll in

While ignoring America’s pleas for the hungry, homeless and the unemployed much to the population’s chagrin

Looking forward to 2023 he knows to keep his job he has to throw his pathetic hand-picked Vice President under the bus

Hopefully by ditching this glaring mistake, America will feel better about a new running mate that clearly doesn’t disgust

He continues to rule from his throne as he desires to be a part-time king four days a week

The other three days he can hide on the beach disguising the fact he is truly an antique

Looking forward through the windshield the landscape looks noticeably similar, driving faster may only net a speeding ticket and increased insurance rates

The gloomy future continues to raise its ugly head without much hope on the horizon for these United States

Great Stocking Stuffer Idea: Turkey Jerky

The USDA defines jerky as a “dense meat that has been made lightweight by drying”

It seems with the new Congress there will be 19 members that are 80 and up. That’s a lot of adult diapers the taxpayers will be supplying

The USDA also states that jerky is shelf stable and requires no refrigeration

The only item required by these geriatric members is a constant donation

They’ve been around for years. But one has to question, why are they still there?

They’ve all grown richer at your expense but don’t expect help from them in your region as that’s your own cross to bear

They keep getting voted in because you as a voter recognize their name, and they’ve done nothing to put themselves in the electors’ crosshairs

If they can lie low long enough thanks to their free healthcare, they can continue to sop up the gravy and become multi-millionaires

It doesn’t matter one bit about party affiliation, they’re very comfortable with their lot in life

Flying in above the electorate, one shouldn’t miss the welcoming luncheon, while all the poor folk struggle with their daily strife

Democrat or Republican, the geezers are in. They may not like the majority policies but kay sera sera, whatever will be will be

So please pass the lobster and champagne as all is good. Just don’t try to redistrict their area or you’ll hear them scream like a banshee

So here’s to your longevity and compassion. I sincerely believe the signed message just above your request for another donation

Though you’ve represented my region for seven terms, I know you’ve never visited this location

It’s long pastime for term limits on both houses and an age limit for the candidates and elected members

Before the entire congress has the memory of their own “big guy” who would call you by name if he only remembers

Casey Jones Now Has A Landscape Business

“Scheduler called Casey ’bout half past four.

He kissed his wife at the station door”

He climbed in the cabin with his orders in his hand

Suddenly turned, threw his paperwork in the firebox and said, “Its time I make a stand”

He’d been promising his wife to accompany her to the doctor to have a problem checked out

Now, because he’s always on call, she’ll have to brave traffic and face the doctors by herself while they prod and poke about

Casey had enough. He’d been on call for eight straight years always at his bosses beck and call

He’s never had the gumption to stand up to them and they relished holding his job over his head to watch him crawl

The union had tried to make a stand as they knew an interrupted supply chain would hurt the economy

However, Mr Biden, “the most pro labor President” squashed the pending strike with his own form of regal autonomy

Once again the President’s half-truths and downright lies were spewed to fit the occasion

He patted the rail workers on their head and gave them a paltry three days of UNPAID leave for medical appointments as he jetted to his beach house to balance the equation

So Casey hopped down from the cabin, told the scheduler to stick it “where the sun don’t shine”

Took his savings, bought some landscape equipment and now sets his hours while listening to his own engines whine

Billy Beer, Hunter Habits

There has been a lot written comparing President Biden to President Carter

One was a lifelong politician and racist while the other was a Navy Lieutenant, a Georgia Governor and appeared smarter

With most Presidents some of the baggage dropped on the White House steps and the American public involves members of their household

Jimmy had Billy, a folksy alcoholic good ole boy while Biden has Hunter, a person who in any other walk of life would be trying to get paroled

After President Carter’s surprising election, Billy seized the moment with his fifteen minutes of fame

Based solely on the fact his brother was elected to the Office of President, Billy felt he had at least a little skin in the game

It wasn’t long before reporters were flocking to Plains Georgia to hang on every homey witticism that Billy might spin

In the mid 70’s access to the President was a big deal to the press. Six beers in and who knows what secret nugget of information Billy might spring

Billy capitalized on his sudden celebrity with a namesake beer and much ballyhooed Libyan loan

President Carter was quick to tell the American people he was not swayed and Billy’s activities were his own and were such he couldn’t condone

Fast forward 42 years and President Biden and his family of elitist crooks have taken the idea of payola to a whole new level

Because of his addict son (“the smartest guy I know”) Biden has been entered into agreements with the devil

Need to get next to the President for power, weapons and influence? Create a seat for Hunter at the executive table for the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine

Hunter’s qualifications for this natural gas expertise included bedding his dead brother’s widow and being kicked out of the Navy for cocaine

The brain addled son of the President, when not on Air Force II was filming drunken flings with prostitutes and downloading clips on his notorious laptop

When traveling with his dad on the taxpayers dole, Hunter was in the process of meeting the Chinese about forming a private equity firm and setting up a profitable shop

Poor Jimmy, a man of honest and integrity had to deal with his brothers shenanigans that involved beer, a loan and peeing on the runway

While President Biden, a man who continuously lies to fit the moment, does nothing to hide his sons despicable behavior and as the “big guy” watches the taxpayers federal tax with holding laundered money roll in while ignoring the crack pipe in the ash tray

Box Top Candidates

“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”

“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”

“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”

“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”

“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”

“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”

“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”

“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”

“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”

“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”

“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4th for the box top to count”

“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”

“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”

“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”

“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”

“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”

Having To Use The Train Wreck

The incumbent candidate, once riding high in the polls, found himself in a dead heat with his opponent

His campaign had been smooth and stress free. Suddenly his competition had gained ground overnight and the incumbent felt that the endorsement of a political heavy hitter was the missing component

His manager requested help from all the big names. The former president, his spouse, a former high profile candidate, the aging rock star, and the former sports super star were all busy and declined

Desperate for an endorsement, the candidate had to turn to the current President, the one with the rapidly fading mind

Watching the polls stating he and his opponent were tied within the margin of error, left him no choice

Maybe just once this divisive man might give his campaign a positive voice

His final speech before election day was to be on the Federal Courthouse steps in the state capitol

The President would have time for his writers to construct a speech about his party’s achievements as his opponent’s rebuttal

At the appointed time the protesters were assembled in force as those wanting a safe and secure America seemingly appeared out of the woodwork

The gas powered ten car motorcade pulled up, stumbling to the podium the President immediately called the protesters idiots with his trademark smirk

He then proceeded to tell he would shut down the coal plants and eliminate fossil fuel

His disdain for any opposition had taken him from being the great uniter, to being a back alley bully, to being down right cruel

The fact winter is rapidly approaching and a large percentage of his electorate, due to his self-created energy crisis will be hungry and cold

The candidate hoping for a boost was seen just offstage with his head buried in his hands needing to be consoled

This farce of a leader had just gone out of his way to bury this office holder

Wishing he had left this ineffective and failing man in his Delaware basement to molder

Your Speech is Free as long as We can Regulate It

Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Twitter has been sold

Purchased by Elon Musk, the idea being free speech may reappear and can no longer be leftist controlled

Of course this has the socialist media ownership up in arms

The idea that opposing ideas, thoughts and questions being freely posed has set off all kinds of alarms

Senator Elizabeth Warren, she of American Indian descent and a minority student at both Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School has stated “there will be rules” to block free speech

Free speech has always been a problem for her as she bought into the Russian collusion and wanted desperately to impeach

The scuff marks in the White House lawn were former President Obama’s as he left office convinced that a certain privileged few should determine what is free speech and what is not

As social media looks like it might move to the center, he advised that dynamic might be “tilting in the wrong direction” Implying believe only in the socialist agenda and anything else is considered a MAGA plot

Hillary, yes that Hillary, she of creating her own massive disinformation crusade attempting to save her faltering campaign, has appealed to the European Union to pass the Digital Services Act

With the threat of public upheaval, by passing this glorified Chinese communist program, the spineless EU will scare themselves into voting for state censorship and will form another gutless pact

It has to be horrifying watching a potential Red Wave washing over election day, leaving one’s New World Order and Climate Change money grab waving in the wind

And the angry voice from the White House comes from your own hand-picked marionette, now a worldwide laughingstock, cognitively deficient, and thin skinned

This time payback might really be a bitch. Disinformation is acceptable if reading about aliens raising wolfboy in the grocery check-out, but never question an open border

As they would feel the right to censor just so much as an opposing thought while lying prone at the feet of New World Order

Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

Truth is the First Casualty of War

The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.

If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share

But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth

Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth

The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war

This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor

Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding

His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing

His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt

Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat

The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar

He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire

His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class

While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas

The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”

End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit

The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied

You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride

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