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June 2022

The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

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Putin is the new God of Evil

The Gods of evil have been scorned and feared since the dawn of mankind

What behavior was acceptable and what was evil has always been clearly defined

Should a person stray from what passes as satisfactory, the behavior was blamed on an evil god.

The Egyptians had the all powerful Apophis and Bobby Brady had the bad luck Tiki idol with the tarantula that on Bobby’s pj’s trod

President Biden has been yelling, whispering and blaming his own god of evil, Mr. Putin

Everything wrong with this country that can’t be blamed on Trump is now blamed on Putin and there’s no disputing

The fact the price at the gas pumps has soared since Mr Biden assumed office is not his fault

It’s all on Putin. After doing what he could to kill the oil industry, we all watched as America’s prosperity ground to a halt

The dollar menu at the local fast food menu might now get you a napkin and two ketchup packs

But pin the blame on the Russians because everything would be great if it weren’t for the Ukraine attacks

The trucker that just spent $1100 to fill his tanks has Putin to thank

And please don’t notice the new interest rates, the price of produce and the fact your 401 just shrank

Keep in mind Mr. Biden is always fighting for you as he saved you 14 cents at last year’s barbecue

And just now to counter the rising gas prices, we now have the very cavalier federal gas tax holiday riding to your rescue

So blame the boogeyman Putin when you’re having to make the choice between milk or bread

Perhaps when Biden begs the Saudis for foreign oil he can be entertained by the stoning of an adulterer or the screams of a homosexual they’re about to behead

Apparently the whole world hangs on the evil Mr Putin who is just a bad morning away from unleashing another World War

Thankfully for Biden a new evil God has risen. The inflation, the economy and the frustration of living in a social cesspool can all be lain at Putin’s front door

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Would You Enlist to be Able to Purchase a Gun?

And so the debate rages on. The second amendment is being adorned, scorned and shredded at the same time

The President figures that by calling on God’s graces he can sway opinion. As usual with all his leftist diatribes, they haven’t been worth a dime

The real question is just what is the indicator that someone is mature enough to purchase a gun?

It seems a majority of cowardly drive by shootings are either gang related or some teenager with ruffled feelings opening up with a firearm just to see people run

It doesn’t take a genius to fire a gun. Point and shoot should come with a long division problem to solve

Non-violent negotiating skills would drastically improve if trying to answer 1381 divided by four before the other guy with his own problem is able to resolve

The pathetic teen-aged nut job that feels emboldened by killing a group of unarmed innocents should have to sit down with the military shrink, before at the gun store, laying his cash down

And perhaps a real warning could be attached to the background check that this individual liked to watch small animals drown

So what is the measure of a man? A high school diploma is now handed out for just showing up on most days

As public school teachers seem more concerned about encouraging gender dysphoria than helping a kid who is one social snub away from letting the bullets spray

So what determines if a person under 21 has the right to buy a firearm capable of taking a life?

And perhaps loading up with ammunition to settle the frustration of perceived personal strife

Obviously a stint in the military standing at attention in the Fort Benning August sun knowing you volunteered but still have 20 months to serve

The maturity of any gender receives an upgrade when tasked with military training and the military reserve

Then the right to purchase a gun should be rewarded and not a second thought given

But selling a rifle to an 18-year old hot head who’d gonna show the world what he’s all about is a crime that should not be forgiven

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The Oak Hill HOA and Vigilante Committee

The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt

“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”

“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”

“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”

“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”

“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”

“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”

“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”

“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”

“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”

“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”

“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”

“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”

“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”

“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”

“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”

“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”

“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”

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