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If Jaws was Filmed By Today’s Leftist Mob

In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment

In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent

The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path

The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath

Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote

Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”

Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands

“I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”

The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread

“I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”

Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release

“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”

By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas

“Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”

America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark

“Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”

America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit

And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order

Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border

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Hey Kids, It’s Trump Tweet Time

Recently there’s been discussion of letting Donald Trump back on mainstream social media, so it must be election time

Like poking a bear with a sharp stick, the mean tweets will immediately begin, and all opposed to his ideas will be called slime

The left knows this. Trump’s bombastic personality turns a majority of people off. Hence the dementia whisperer currently in the White House

When faced with the choice between the two, a lot of fence sitters consider the situation hopeless as having to select between a red or a blue louse

Therefore sitting on one’s hands and not voting becomes the obvious decision

And a no vote in this Presidential election will be a vote for this current leader of party division

Joe Biden promised to unify the United States. He partially succeeded knowing American citizens are sheep

By jumping in bed with social media, he can gather in most of the flock while Trump plays Little Bo Peep

As most Americans have the attention span of an average housefly, if an inflammatory lie appears on social media, America will retweet

Washington is well aware of this power and will lie, cheat and steal to enforce this deceit

The bottom feeders in the press know to keep it short, simple and seditious

Frame President Applesauce’s thoughts as benevolent and Trumps as racist and malicious

Twist a entire speech into a two sentence hateful statement and send it out through a bot

And if called on the source blame it all on a Russian plot

So it’s time to dust off the mothballs and let Trump rant away

Biden’s handlers are working overtime as America is waking to fact this man sucks and the country is in rapid decay

Give Trump a week and it’s guaranteed the gaseous tweet will be sent in the middle of the night

And the entire social media will be there in force to stoke the fires and old hatred to ignite

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Truth is the First Casualty of War

The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.

If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share

But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth

Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth

The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war

This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor

Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding

His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing

His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt

Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat

The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar

He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire

His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class

While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas

The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”

End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit

The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied

You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride

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Growing Up Pissed

The violence continues. Mental illness again had won out with a boy who was pissed

The world was against him, it offered no hope and he felt completely dissed

The anger had started early and eventually turned him into a social outcast

The memories were vivid. The slights and hurt of not fitting in were flooding in from the past

Current leadership constantly emphasizes your hopes and dreams are hindered by those who have it better

The loathing started in elementary school with the taunts and snickers. Yes, he heard them all and the hatred began to fester

Hiding his face in his pillow at night all he saw were the kids laughing at him

He knew one day he’d be the one laughing when the blood is draining from their wounds and their life light begins to dim

Current leadership has allowed violence to be celebrated as a way for social change

What difference is it to kill a baby a day before birth or gun them at nine as reasoning has crossed the line to deranged

Having passed the eighteenth year of mental abuse, both real and imagined, the mandatory purchase of the gun was now logical

The gun had been calling for action since it was purchased. It was time to right all the wrongs even though the hurt was all psychological

It was time to act. The TV coverage would be huge and everyone would remember his act for years to come

Entrance to the school was easy. Everything was unlocked and no one was armed, he smiled as he flicked the safety off with his thumb

The violent society had rewarded another tragedy and all should be horrified as leadership looked and sounded sincere

But leadership will point their fingers and continue to prioritize violence. Property damage and assault is okay, killing babies is approved but killing children is too severe

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Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Mickey Has Lost His Dickey

Walt was a cartoonist with a vision. He created Minnie as a life long partner to be in love with Mickey

But that was years ago. Now the employees of this empire feel empowered to tell parents how to raise their children hiding behind camouflage of everything Disney and that is really sickey

Recently the taped greeting at The Magic Kingdom has been changed from welcoming boys and girls to just welcoming friends

It seems that in the true sense of the words, boys and girls are now passe’ and the neutral gender world now transcends

Fearful that excited starry eyed kids looking for the Disney experience might just have their entire vacation ruined by being referred to as a girl or a boy

The idea that a child might enjoy being a kid without input from a woke adult is a concept Disney is out to destroy

Always keep in mind that Disney sings the praises of a genderless world so all people can live in the bubble of angry gender neutrality

All the while hiding behind costumes of smiling characters in the hypocritical name of congeniality

Florida recently passed a law stating that educators cannot discuss gender identity with kids aged five to eight.

Still struggling with primary reading and writing, kindergarten through third grade doesn’t seem like a reach before teaching a kid their own identity to hate

But Disney employees reacted like the end of the world was near, as they alone should have control of a child’s id

Get ’em while they’re young, thoroughly confuse the tykes, force feed them identity politics through entertainment venues and before long turn out another confused and frustrated kid

Looks like Mickey is going to have to dump Minnie as heterosexual relationships are now frowned upon

The Disney employees might consider themselves warriors for a just cause but in the case of the bottom line that conclusion is not forgone

Biting the hand that feeds them isn’t a solid policy when the turnstiles slow and the crowds begin to thin

The color green is what drives this business and in spite of a very self-serving attitude, let the profits plummet and this is another cause the left might just not win

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Dress Right, Dress

George Orwell wrote that, “We sleep peacefully in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf”

That was then and this is now as we stand ready to hear our doddering and demented President’s latest gaffe

Sadly, our country has become a laughingstock for their lack of leadership and military planning

Run from Afghanistan leaving citizens and equipment behind but call someone by the wrong pronoun and that is an unforgivable offense the Army is banning

By the end of September all Army personnel will undergo sensitivity training and be fully aware of gender dysphoria

Causing the Washington left wing policymakers reason for celebration and heightened euphoria

“I am not afraid of an Army of lions led by sheep; I am afraid of an Army of sheep led by a lion” so stated Alexander the Great

With conflicts flaring around the world, orders need to be carried out by future soldiers without first a gender debate

As of March 13th 1300 Ukrainian fighters lost their lives defending their country from Russian invaders

They were dying for something they believed in and not to appease a group of woke corrupted political crusaders

“I don’t know what effect these men will have on the enemy, but, by God they terrify me,” said the Duke of Wellington in a quote from the past

American soil was furiously defended by farmers, factory workers, and school teachers in the trenches covered with mud and blood until they breathed their last

They didn’t need to rely on someone in their foxhole in the midst of gender transition or offended by the use of an inappropriate pronoun

They fought because their buddies had their back and toughness came to the surface when the chips were down

Now it looks as though the Army is more into fashion and wokeness while giving a whole new meaning to Dress Right, Dress

Spending time in sensitivity training may not be the best use of resources in these dangerous times but at least the Pentagon can call it progress

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When You’re Broke You’ll Be Woke

The brow beating frenzy has continued since inauguration day

“You will toe the line and you will obey”

The best way for people to do as they’re told has been used by the military for years

First you break a person completely down so taking orders will be the course he steers

Immediately put the pandemic fear in everyone. Keep showing the number of daily deaths and let all know they could be next

Track people by watching who takes the jab and who objects

Then force employers to mandate the vaccine or you’ll lose your job

Scream loudly about every naturally occurring variant and encourage the drama queen hysterical mob

Close the schools and keep the children muzzled and afraid

It took America the better part of two years to realize they were played

But that also meant, due to enforced regulations, a lot of middle class businesses went bust

Everything was good, said the man on the camera as long as you obeyed and in him you could trust

So you lost your life’s work, wore your mask, and did what you were told

But the kids weren’t dying, the masks were proven ineffective, and the boosters oversold

Now those lousy middle classers were hollering about empty store shelves and the price of hamburger meat and crackers

We couldn’t hide the inflation numbers from the peoples’ wallets, so we blamed the meat packers

Suddenly it’s only eight months to get this thing done

So let’s push Putin into rolling into Ukraine and blame the insane gas prices on Russia instead of who’s really holding the smoking gun

Smugly state that at six bucks a gallon, how does that electric car look to you?

Frankly, it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew

Because in just a few short months your warped vision of untold payola and your small pack of a woke mob

Will be blocked on every proposal and in three years you’re out of a job

You’ll be cursed by today’s children and grandchildren for having to shoulder your ever expanding debt and for treating their parents like pond scum

And leave behind a legacy that will be scorned by future politicians and historians for generations to come

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G I Ze: The New Action Figure

Looking for an appropriate gift this year for your child? Try G I Ze the new action figure

In today’s society one needs to be careful about self identity as gender fluid toys being de rigueur

This new action figure will take all concerns away about disappointment on Christmas morning

And your child can play for hours with the new toy without neighbors’ prying woke eyes issuing a transphobic warning

It’s all about the accessories as you will see this action figure has no gender identity

The neutral doll comes without long hair, breasts or a hooha. A pair of black and white camo shorts is it’s only amenity

For only $29.95 the packaged accessories may be purchased for your child to customize their new toy

This opens up all kinds of opportunities for future gifts for your child to enjoy

From grandma you might drop the hint that the six ink tattoo bundle would be something to increase their artistic ability

The ink is temporary and washable so your offspring can ink Ze according to the social setting demonstrating this toy’s malleability

And for that prissy Aunt Irene, who insists on defining your child by the label on the birth certificate

There’s the debutante package complete with a floor length gown, tiara, white gloves and a tiny book of etiquette

For right wing Uncle Ralph there’s the mercenary package including a canteen, MREs and a semi automatic rifle

Making the action figure a man’s man and to the rest of the neighborhood kids’ action figures very frightful

Should cousin Dave a.k.a. Lil’ Dawg have any money left after cigarettes from his work in the prison license plate shop

There’s the thug package complete with a dark hoodie, hand gun, reflective shades and a streaming stick of profane hip hop

So this year give the complete Christmas gift as long as the rest of the relatives chip in

And you’ll understand how much your gender confused child appreciates your thoughtfulness with the knowing wink and subtle grin

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A Hater’s Holiday

The room was bright, the sun was up as he groaned and opened his eyes

His all consuming addiction to hatred left him hungover as last night’s anger lit up the night skies

Because now all that fake holiday spirit was thrust again on the public and someone has to pay

He’s learned to despise this season with all the plastic decorations, prejudiced well wishers and Santa’s faded sleigh

Forget the fact that kids might for a short time believe in something good

Their parents should concentrate only on his philosophy, understand he’s right and then he won’t be misunderstood

He was dealt a bad hand by being one of the chosen few born a free-thinker in the USA

Preaching regularly he renounces all capitalism as that only leads to society’s decay

Longing to be recognized as a freedom fighter and rally the socialist ranks to overthrow the government oppressors

His persona had been formed early by public education and pretentious leftist professors

Harshly passing judgment on those saps trudging to work every day to earn a living wage

Serving only to fuel his inner resentment of having no bankable skills or sense of responsibility both stoking his barely controllable rage

And now he has to listen to those unauthentic holiday greetings and wishes of good will

Well, he has news for those chumps. A revolution is coming and this ain’t Whoville

Laughing to himself, he knows who’s right and those despicable fools can sing Jingle Bells around their pathetic celebration

Content in his knowledge it’s only a matter of time before this yearly occurrence falls victim to cancel culture politicization

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Bidenesque adj. (by’ den esk)

The dictionary has been released with it’s list of new first time words for 2021

Bidenesque has been added and is not complimentary to the man who had won

This word was now being used instead of the well worn term SNAFU

This idiom can now be inserted in any sentence describing a situation in which failure, confusion and chaos might ensue

The situation is then completed by finger pointing the blame, not taking questions and then hiding

While huddling with confidants to determine the best way to spin the current calamity in an effort to keep his poll numbers from further sliding

Pick any catastrophe this man has started and the bidenesque adjective can easily be inserted

Perhaps the word would had never been issued if the man had honored his original promises as his decision debacles might have been averted

Obviously he lied about his intent to unite as evidenced by how he qualifies for the bidenesque label

In his soon to be huge failure to electrify the auto industry gas prices have surged and the ripple effect left the economy very unstable

In Afghanistan he left hundreds of loyalists behind as he ordered the US armed forces to drop their weapons and flee

Completely ignoring his own military advisors as it seemed they might just disagree

His asinine handling of the pandemic was to politicize the virus with despotic mandates causing many in an already limited workforce to walk off the job

His quiet support of the leftist “defund the police” have left cities to be ruled by the socialist mob

His open border have thousands trampling over everyone’s rights in an attempt to gain all things free

Proving over and over that there’s “none so blind as those who will not see”

His sole answer to all his debacles is to increase spending and force that bill on the poor citizens of America for generations to come

So the term bidenesque covers all the policies that have and will fail supported by the democratic elites while the rest of us watch America become a socialist slum

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