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If You Believe It Then You Done Been Gaslighted

Back in the day under the evening streetlights chasing moths and tag were fun games to play

This was before the games of today that have evolved into drive by shootings, car jackings and running from pepper spray

Kids played with other neighborhood kids because that is what one did

Now the new norm is a kid has to pass muster according to a new set of rules and if not fun is not allowed God forbid

It appears the last two generations of parents have fallen for the social media trap of gaslighting

According to new schools of thought it’s not okay to voluntarily form friendships based on personality, they must be initially approved or sparks will be igniting

Social media has assumed the lofty perch of supreme ruler and they alone can approve, intimidate, badger, shame, dox or slander at will

Find a person that doesn’t toe the line, speaks their mind, or bow to some pompous tyrant and social media closes in for the kill

The term gaslighting originated from a British stage play and a film starring the scheming Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman as the new bride and her foray into near insanity

Footsteps in the dark, missing pictures, and gaslights dimming were all orchestrated by Boyer’s greed and toxicity

Fast forward from 1944 and social media has become the new poisonous Gaslight featured actor

Differ in thought or speech and the wrath of social media will be unleashed as you would be considered a socialist detractor

Wheather it’s the mainstream news, social media, or instiution, pick one pick all they’re coming for your independence

So put down your phone, close that laptop, and turn off the boob tube before you find yourself meekly answering “here” advising the leftist government you’re in attendance

We’ll Start The Bidding At $25

The auctioneer mounted the steps to the podium, looked at the assembled group and announced, “Well start the bid at $25 for this loaf of day old bread

The crowd nervously peered into their sacks of money hoping they’d have enough to spend as inflation was rampant and widespread

Fuel was scarce and the car hadn’t been cranked in months, the electric car experiment had been an abject failure and now food was hard to find

Cities were starving, there was no transportation to deliver food to market. Pipelines had been shutdown and cyber attacked leaving America in a bind

The national debt was too large to overcome. Trump figured he had eight years to eliminate the liabilities and was defeated in four

He had spent huge in various programs adding almost 5 trillion to the deficit while watching the economy soar

But a pandemic, the biased malicious media, and his own bombastic attitude stopped the eight year run and had turned the reins over to the masked buffoon and his idiotic sidekick

Figuring to quickly make his mark as a decisive leader he canceled all things that had the economy recovering and started giving away futile stimulus checks like toys from St. Nick.

Free medicare for all, canceling student debt and a green new deal will all cause the national debt to balloon

Much like Tinkerbell with her magic wand, the President was awarding his cronies with their pet projects as he thought himself as the omnificent tycoon

The economy had been led to the inevitable crash. The democrats had thrown the term trillions around to the point of no meaning

The citizens were hungry, the service sector jobs weren’t needed and crime was unchecked. America was no longer worried about greening

So a small group had assembled in a last ditch effort to bid on some food items to help the desperate kinfolk living in their small house

Wishing for a do over as history had been ignored allowing the USA to be hustled by their own apathy and a relentless media to elect a self centered despicable louse

When They Finally Return Will They Be Worth a Damn?

The question startled her. She’d been focused on her phone and Facebook

She’d completely missed the inquiry hoping the computer’s camera didn’t capture her dirty look

She’d grown accustomed to four hours repetition of hum drum Zoom lessons to a distracted group of students

All the while texting and giggling to fellow educators the fact that some of her pupils closely resembled teenaged mutants

Her county’s schools had been shut down for over a year though strange at first now this part time job at full time pay was a breeze

The Teachers Union was adamant, no one will return as long as they can hide behind the disease

But a new order was issued, teachers were to return to the classroom for one day a week.

Originally thinking the Zoom thing would never work, soon one realized they could haphazardly prepare for this new technique

Perhaps we can hide behind the Teachers Union demanding prior to returning all have the covid shot

As it seems between Biden’s promise and those annoying parents the whole world has their panties in a knot

The parents can be the worst, having to answer questions about goals and agenda when we all know they’re using us a babysitters

Besides no one misses lunch room duty, bus patrol, or time expended on school events, recent memories all causing jitters

The reality of returning to the classroom, the daily commute or just putting up with the kids trying to teach subjects that you’ll need to reintroduce

It may seem easy to the outsiders but to teachers now used to ducking out early this can only be considered abuse

Gentlemen, Place Your Bets

One cannot turn on a TV these days without being forced to watch a gambling ad

These commercials all seem innocent enough, bet a dollar to win a hundred with just a touch of your keypad

It all started with the state run lottery, to help the education system scratch a ticket, play the numbers and win a chance at the mega bucks

Of course for most people it’s money spent that can’t be recovered to pay the bills and that’s what sucks

Now the lottery has competition from sports betting and TV stations own betting parlay

So before this new administration taxes it’s working citizens into oblivion a national lottery should be thrown into the gambling fray

Odds can be given to bettors on the current gossip or political scene

For instance, currently at 10:1 are the odds being given when Meghan will be called a back stabbing goldigger by the Queen

For the first time patient player, a fools bet would be the date Trump concedes the election and stops his rigged rant

At 25 million to one what’s the harm in a dollar bet and then wait for him to recant

For the real players a good longshot bet at 10,000:1 would be when Jen Psaki actually answers a question

With the over/under at 1832, it might be a better wager to see how many questions she can consecutively field while providing her usual ambiguous phrase of deflection

Also getting odds is Biden’s new red flag gun proposal intended to help identify unstable people and will hopefully also apply to the Congressional House

Because at a little better than even odds it’s just a matter of time before a representative’s sordid past is exposed and proclaimed a nut job by his spouse

This money making scheme is endless, just imagine the odds you could get if when standing near a heat source how long it would take for all the Botox to drain from Pelosi’s face

And in the contest for the worst administration ever would this group win show or place

The list could go on forever the authorized betting parlors’ phones would be ringing off the hook

By adding 5 trillion more debt to the taxpayers bill in less than 90 days, Americans need a shot at big money before the government lays claim to their check book

Keeping The Covid Current

The dim glow of the lamp illuminated the people seated around the table and the strain on their faces

It seems some of the mandates were being ignored and yet there was a drop in new covid cases

The old crone was wildly gesturing with her hands in a willy nilly fashion

Her mask billowing from her botox features emphasizing her anger and misdirected passion

“Just who does Texas and and Florida think they are?” she screeched

“They are ignoring our hourly CDC press releases. We need to have those neanderthal governors impeached’

“Relax Nana,” said the oily guy with the half glasses. “We’re heading this disobedience off before the rest of the nation realizes we’re on a mission from Mao”

‘We’re letting the border situation take take care of Texas. The onslaught of covid carrying illegals will be our sacred cow”

“Since we’re busing these people everywhere when new virus outbreaks pop up we can order more shut downs”

“Hopefully the same will happen in Florida with the maskless spring breakers. They’ll travel back home and spread the virus all over their towns”

Suddenly the mood in the room brightened. A warm glow showed on all in attendance

They realized that wonderful pandemic was keeping their electorate from thinking independence

The group then relaxed and sat back dreamily eyeing their blue state payoffs and newly acquired riches

Secure in knowing that by creating an occasional crisis and then throwing the gullible public a bone, they can continue to treat all citizens as their little bitches

New Guidelines for the Chinese Drive Thru Anal Test Sites

Breaking news as we go to press, the Chinese Disease Control or CDC has issued the following release

Masks must worn in public at all times or risk arrest by the police

The release also stated there is no time limit set as to when the mask mandate will expire

However there are instances when more than one mask will be required

The Chinese seemed particularly concerned about the drive thru anal swab testing sites

The anal swab team has been issued specific guidelines to follow with each car to not violate the citizens’ rights

The tester must remain respectful at all times regardless of the size of the tush hanging out the window

The tester must be willing to assist those having their keister wedged in the window opening of a Ford Pinto

The area to be swabbed must be thoroughly cleaned before proceeding to the next step

A pressure wash machine is available for extreme cases but the cleansing is usually accomplished with an alcohol prep

The tester will always be double gloved with the first glove replaced after every test

That glove is then cleaned, sanitized and by an apprentice blown into checking for leaks to be ready for the next guest

The visitor will always indicate what they had for dinner the previous night

As that reveals to the tester how many masks they need to wear to remain conscious and upright

Though three masks are the maximum the CDC allows most testers have a few extras in their backpack

Because after an all you can eat dinner of fish paste and General Tso’s Spicy Chicken three masks are not enough to approach that crack

And in the case of the notorious Wo Big Fat whose rear oozes out the window and covers the door knob

The tester drawing the short straw will need a fourth mask and a much larger swab

Hopefully by understanding these guidelines one can hang their butt out the window with assurance

That the testing will be professional, mostly painless and covered by your insurance

The KKK Rides Again

Another day another riot with more destruction, burning and looting

Hooded figures venting their primal convictions on innocent residents there is no disputing

Joined by a multitude of malcontents who revel in lawlessness but don’t own a single belief

Using a protest to loot and destroy and knowing current laws won’t label them as a thief

But is their idea of mob rule any different than the KKK’s robe wearing intimidation

Riding through the night bearing torches, ropes and whips terrorizing the targeted population

Now armed with bricks, fireworks and frozen bottles they wade into the fray

Adding to the medias’ delight as nightly newscasts watch society’s decay

Narrow minded bigoted zealots feeling safety in numbers and too cowardly to show their face

Empowered by democratic rule, hiding behind social causes and law enforcement’s fall from grace

Terrorizing innocent people has been a tactic used by bullies for years

Reveling in the fact that a person’s hard work and stature has been reduced to pain and tears

Enforcing a message to the unarmed and peaceful citizens that they set the rules

Violence, destruction, and looting are all part of their unwarranted tools

Whether it’s burning a cross in 1962 or defacing a church in 2020 it’s a symbol of injudicious power

While the recipients of this criminal activity are expected to yield and cower

What is criminal and what is not is now a floating set of ideals

Destruction is acceptable, violence condoned and a looter steals

Prosecutors know who these thuggish goons are (and were) and have long turned their backs

Criminality doesn’t apply when you favor their goals and close your eyes to their attacks

The days of the wild west are rapidly approaching and there ain’t no Wyatt Earp in sight

Just weak kneed mayors and governors hiding behind their guarded walls while fires light the night

Tik Tok America is on the Clock

It seems the video app Tik Tok has come under fire due to a security concern

As Communist China has access to all information gathered by Chinese owned apps at every turn

By using this fun little app the user is supplying email addresses and unknowingly contacts, IP addresses and current location

So while your children lip synch through their clever dance routine China continues with America’s predation

Information is power and American people offer their souls daily like a digital flag unfurled

Creating a vacuum being sucked up by a voracious enemy in what will become the United States’ netherworld

The American people need to remember the world wide plague was Chinese manufactured

What is the purpose of this virus? To leave the world economy fractured?

Or was it to see the American people elect a milquetoast leader they could manipulate

The new leader would have no vision and accept trade agreements that China would stipulate

Blame the current administration for the virus credited for every death short of traffic mishaps

And urge the left to resist all efforts as America tries to pull itself up by it’s bootstraps

China has always seemed willing to sacrifice a few citizens for world domination

And controlling the world through sickness could all be part of the communist narration

So watch the cute Tik Tok videos and feel free to offer up your personal information

Because for what is offered an unseen enemy while singing into a hairbrush there is no vaccination

When It’s Black On Black, Matter Lacks

IMG_3162 (2)Another day another shooting another young life ends in death

Onlookers peek from windows and doorways as a young child draws her last breath

Fifty years ago Elvis Presley sang about an angry young man who lays down in the street and dies

And as a crowd gathers round his mama cries

Fifty years later the cries of anguish are still heard

The murders are numerous, so many atrocities the crimes become blurred

Today the perfectly coiffed news reporter stands at the scene trying to emphasize society’s decay

But it’s just the daily shooting and the public has become blase

This wasn’t a white cop involved in the fatality

So the standard interview with the neighborhood leaders is just a formality

The protests, rioting and looting will have to wait for another time

Because this was a gang related random act and somehow that’s not as much of a crime

It’s a black thing, you people on the outside just don’t understand

So to combat this senseless violence the call is for the police to disband

We may not understand but we’re sickened by the pools of blood on the sidewalk

And the forensics teams drawing tiny victim’s outlines in chalk

Oh, the mayor will form a committee to study this area’s depravation

And will issue a stern warning to gang members in a wordy proclamation

Just as a another little casket is lowered into the ground under cloudy skies

As a silent group of mourners stand ashen faced while another mother cries

Sometimes I Feel Like my Butt Is Hanging Over the Pool At Gatorland

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For those that don’t know Gatorland is an old school Florida attraction

The main show involves a man leaning over a pool of hungry gators holding a chicken having faith in his reaction

The alligators come about five feet out of the water to snap up the whole fryer

The man on the platform is held in place by a thick leather strap should a body part the jaws acquire

Chomp

In today’s uncertain times I feel like it’s my butt hanging over the lagoon

Venture out for any purpose and the cancel culture is there to rip you apart and leave body parts strewn

Join the movement, protest and destruct while hiding behind Black Lives Matter

Or be labeled a white supremacist and the movement serves your head on a platter

You’re be required to love all as you would kinfolk

Anything different, mayhem and violence you’ll provoke

It’s of little consequence the person you’re to love is a callous lawbreaker

Unable to hold an entry level job, contributing nothing, paying no taxes, only a welfare taker

The elected pearl clutchers caved into the demands of the angry masses

They shouldn’t have been surprised by crowd size as it gave the unskilled a reason to get off their asses

The everyday workers will bear the brunt of the demands in huge tax increases

They’ve been grinding it out for thirty years now sadly watching as their golden years savings potential decreases

Chomp Chomp

Meanwhile the news media is having a field day with the pandemic updates

Warnings scroll across the screen as new hot spots spread across the states

The dubious expert first advises to not worry about wearing a mask

Two weeks later he’s changed his tune wear one now. So why now? You’re not allowed to ask

They’re the authority, their invented title and pompous attitude says so

And since the public are gullible sheep and unable to think they’ll talk real slow

Keeping a low profile is the order of the day

Shop quietly, tend to medical needs then stay at home out of harm’s way

With the mostly vacant streets the protesters are now free to congregate and make their stand

Waiting for the media’s arrival to mug for the cameras and list their demands

It’s a vicious circle to say the least creating a perfect storm

As one winds up feeling like he’s dangled over the water by the man on the platform

Chomp Chomp Chomp

With Liberty And Justice For All

When the Planet of the Apes was released in 1968 the end was intended to shock
The main character kneeling in the sand screaming at a toppled Lady Liberty unable to turn back the clock

He realized that mankind in its lawless warlike state had annihilated humanity
And to survive in this primal state was his and his country’s destiny

Currently financially backed violent groups are waging war on America’s mores and past
Hiding behind Black Lives Matter, the demands are many. Eliminate law and order, rewrite history and all who oppose are harassed

Every work force has good workers and only a few bad no one will deny
Unfortunately with police, keeping bad ones someone might die

This applies to people of color, all colors if level headed folks would read the stats
But the anarchists prefer to spew the hatred and venom at all citizens not wearing BLM hats

Evidenced by Hitler attempting to wipe out the Jewish people beginning with their history
The fact supposedly educated mayors of the cities under siege doing nothing remains a mystery

Staring straight into the liberal news cameras. “It’s all about slavery and police brutality,” they scream
To underscore their peaceful protests stores are looted and burned orchestrated by the New world Order regime

Rarely mentioned in the slavery uproar are the 350,000 union soldiers who died on the battlefield
These were simple men, shop keepers, mill workers and dirt farmers all fighting that slave ownership be repealed

As ambivalent politicians hide behind their golden parachutes and feel good canned speeches
Denying all racial criticisms pointed their way before leaving for their private beaches

So history is being destroyed, monuments pulled down and police forces defunded
But as ISIS found out in their attempt to destroy a regions’ history a superior force is required for their scheme to be blunted

Thus the circle continues, two forces are doomed to clash therefore the body count will rise
So while law abiding citizens sleep, the momentum behind the New World Order will attempt America’s demise

Hopefully we won’t be left kneeling in the sand screaming at a toppled memorial
Making a gleeful photo lead in for some liberal newspaper’s editorial

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