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Having To Use The Train Wreck

The incumbent candidate, once riding high in the polls, found himself in a dead heat with his opponent

His campaign had been smooth and stress free. Suddenly his competition had gained ground overnight and the incumbent felt that the endorsement of a political heavy hitter was the missing component

His manager requested help from all the big names. The former president, his spouse, a former high profile candidate, the aging rock star, and the former sports super star were all busy and declined

Desperate for an endorsement, the candidate had to turn to the current President, the one with the rapidly fading mind

Watching the polls stating he and his opponent were tied within the margin of error, left him no choice

Maybe just once this divisive man might give his campaign a positive voice

His final speech before election day was to be on the Federal Courthouse steps in the state capitol

The President would have time for his writers to construct a speech about his party’s achievements as his opponent’s rebuttal

At the appointed time the protesters were assembled in force as those wanting a safe and secure America seemingly appeared out of the woodwork

The gas powered ten car motorcade pulled up, stumbling to the podium the President immediately called the protesters idiots with his trademark smirk

He then proceeded to tell he would shut down the coal plants and eliminate fossil fuel

His disdain for any opposition had taken him from being the great uniter, to being a back alley bully, to being down right cruel

The fact winter is rapidly approaching and a large percentage of his electorate, due to his self-created energy crisis will be hungry and cold

The candidate hoping for a boost was seen just offstage with his head buried in his hands needing to be consoled

This farce of a leader had just gone out of his way to bury this office holder

Wishing he had left this ineffective and failing man in his Delaware basement to molder

Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

Baby Pin Cushion

The school children were all lined up in the cafeteria to receive their polio vaccine infused sugar cube

Vaccines were administered in the 50’s and 60’s without much debate before the invention of social media and You Tube

If one peeked at the arms of the these children, they would have noticed the scar from the scratch of glass to ward off smallpox

It didn’t take long for for Big Pharma to soon realize that vaccines could be a lucrative way to increase the value of their stocks

In addition to the necessary measles and mumps vaccines additional shots were developed to push on unsuspecting kids

Soon school systems were following CDC “recommendations” as entrance to school was either be multiple jabbed or just walking the halls of that school the law forbids

In an unbelieveable reach, the CDC recommends that babies 6 months and older be jabbed for Hep B that is mostly sexually transmitted

Then EUREKA! Covid splashed across the globe and suddenly the world is Big Pharma’s oyster. The eight test mice on trial didn’t die so the CDC recommendation of yearly shots in all infants were permitted

Able to cast their greedy net over the entire world population, Big Pharma was able to pass their untested biological agent as a safe and effective “vaccine”

Backed by the current administration in this hugely profitable scheme the US population becomes just another mark in this money machine

Also being kicked around is raising the price of the jab from the $30 charged the government to after the current contact expires, $110 to the end user

Meaning Big Pharma is the giant winner and the law abiding citizens and helpless infants are the loser

But things are looking up. So far there are no reports of the any of the eight test mice dying

So ignoring the reports of the jabbed dropping like flies in a DDT cloud, one can only see the 26 shots recommended by the CDC and the sound of babies crying

What’s Up with all these Peanut Allergies

The young boy eyed the lunch room lady with both anticipation and suspicion

The smell emanating from the cafeteria had given the lad an eerie premonition

Pushing the tray down the rail in wide-eyed fearfulness he waited for that dreaded sound

And there it was, the splash in the soup bowl of slimy tomato, looking like a dissected science experiment that drowned

Add to the sloshing of the soup bowl, the splat of the leaky peanut butter and jelly sandwich gluing itself to the melmac plate

This presentation passed for lunch once a month without any regard to the kid’s immediate fate

Flash forward fifty years and today’s crop of classmates would be watching their peers being wheeled out on stretchers in severe anaphylactic shock

It seems today that children need to to be cautious about what they ingest, or they’ll quickly be on their way to the doc

Currently food allergies are on the rise partially to the “clean environment” paranoia. Many foods besides peanuts are on the no eat list

Kids aren’t on the playground anymore sharing dirt, germs, and microbes causing the gut health to suffer and peanut butter sandwiches cease to exist

Helicopter parents standing at the ready with their sani-wipes, antibacterial soaps and sanitizing clothes detergents have weakened the immune systems

In an effort to keep their kids safe from illness the children themselves have become the victims

Who’da ever thought a jar of peanut butter could unleash a deadly effect on kids when the previous problem was always creamy or chunky

That and the fact the classroom full of screaming kids always smelled like the breath of a monkey

The microbes in the gut play an important part in overall health so let the kids play in the dirt

Besides this explains why rats, cockroaches and politicians seem to thrive in their own filth and always emerge unhurt

America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

Stretching a Paycheck like its Written on Silly Putty

The mercury outside was plunging. The power bill had arrived and a fearful peek brought a cry of exasperation

Another bite taken from the paycheck adding to the helpless frustration

The daily cost of living had been on a constant uphill march for two years now

The crack in the windshield, the inoperable dishwasher, and just how many missed payments would the mortgage company allow

Life had become a juggle of expenses. What to purchase. What to pay. What to let slide

In the struggle to create a good life for the family comes the desperation of not making ends meet and a loss of pride

Yet the government is advising the world this hiccup in the economy is transitory. The future is bright with a vote for another term

The faith in the “uniter” has gone from trust to disbelieving as this President sounds and looks markedly infirm

The US continues on the same path to self-destruction with unfettered Green Deal spending, the unending border surge, and the weekly billions poured into Ukraine

However, if questioned about this massive spending, the leadership treats the skeptic as an Ultra MAGA and the question inane

This economy doesn’t give the taxpayer a break. The weekly pound of flesh continues to be withdrawn.

Still, you are to believe the pandemic is raging, the border secure, and Putin is the devil’s spawn

Yet, illegals are cared for, Ukrainian citizens take precedence over American citizens and college loans are to be forgiven

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see this administration is all about creating an elitist sanctuary and their agenda socialist driven

All the while your children’s future is not as bright as previous generations and personal depression is stretched to the breaking point

Perhaps after legalized pot the citizens can all numb themselves with a government funded, cartel supplied joint

A Recipe for Leftover Hatred

The pantry was picked over and virtually empty. The supply of voters had dwindled and the head chef needed to plan an election dinner

Scrolling through the digital recipes to appease the hungry masses, the man had to come up with a winner

Suddenly a recipe for leftover hatred caught his eye

Trying to satisfy all his needs he knew to incorporate something green for both his agenda and his own pocket. As for the people he disdains, something greasy to fry

The hatred recipe sounded delicious and easy to prepare. All he needed was a big portion of leftover Trump

He’d been feeding the masses with his rehashed tripe for a couple of years as the original cut was meaty and plump

Additional ingredients called for a delusional unhinged speech, untold graft, a liberal sprinkling of FBI agents and an unethical department of justice

The last two ingredients are used to add flavor to a tired old dish requiring no measured moral compass

The directions are clearly stated to roast the Trump rump at every opportunity while denying all criticisms about your preparation

And have your robotic hostess advise the fawning press all ingredients are healthful when everyone knows know her reading is a complete fabrication

The prep time for the meal takes a full eighteen months of hiding in the basement

While yelling out of a subterranean window he could end hunger by unifying all and as master chef he would be the preferred replacement

With this giant Trump rump roast, he would finish with an economy reduction of taxpayer money poured on Ukraine mixed with previously locked down under achieving children and then covered with Fauci foil

Move the oven shelf to highest position and preheat to a climate change broil

After four years remove from oven place on a rack and allow to cool

Garnish with cover-ups, lies, and deceit. Slice and serve with cheese as you continue treat the American public as your court yard fool

EVs, The Laser Disc of this Generation

In days of yore, the 80s, VHS tapes ruled. Movie rental stores were popping up overnight like a mushroom

Everywhere one looked, a retail store would rent you a video that once at home one with a remote could stop and later resume

People waited in long lines to rent or buy the latest movie release to take home and enjoy from the comfort of their easy chair

Sure, the picture wasn’t great, the video needed to be returned in two days, and don’t forget to rewind or suffer through the store clerk’s glare

Suddenly, on the horizon, a new format came into view. It was called laser disc and it was forecast to sweep the nation

This disc was to take the audio-visual world by storm with a crystal clear picture and perfect sound all adding to the hype and celebration

The new disc was the answer to VHS tapes’ clarity issues, broken cassettes, and tape eating playback machines

This new format was touted as the next big thing, a fix to all problems. One can now take their tape player out and smash it to smithereens

But almost as soon as this new product rolled out, massive problems appeared

As with any new product released too soon many issues caused its downfall and was gone in just a few short years after it premiered

Many challenges plagued the discs. They were heavy, did not tolerate any abuse, had to be flipped halfway through a movie, and the players were very expensive.

Fast forward forty years to the laser disc of this generation and the propaganda surrounding the EV is quite intensive

They’re the answer to all the combustion engine problems. No gas is required, no emissions will spew forth and the vehicles can be charged in one’s home

They’re made of plastic, run by a battery, and won’t be decorated with fake wood panels or garish strips of chrome

“You will buy the EV. You won’t question our orders because if you do the earth will die and you will feel the guilt”

This sounds great on the commercial but just don’t turn back the sheets to see what lurks beneath the quilt

Like the laser disc being released too soon, electric vehicles aren’t as rosy as they seem. The batteries are constructed from extremely toxic rare earth minerals mined overseas, the charge takes hours and only lasts a couple hundred miles, the price of electricity is high but not to worry the cars are unaffordable anyway

So buyer beware. Save your pennies, drive your gas car and wait for hydrogen power before you spend your hard-earned pay

The New Age Settlers

The music was playing the movie soundtrack being shown on the drop down screen

It was early morning and the family of four was heading to the airport happy they didn’t have to show proof of vaccine

The back and the car top of the SUV were loaded with luggage needed for the week long resort stay

As the family breezed along they didn’t observe the darkened van behind the billboard eyeing them only as prey

The husband sleepily drinking his coffee glanced up at a shape looming in his rear view mirror

There were no lights, but the image was blocking the entire back as the dark silhouette drew nearer

“Hon,” said the suddenly awake husband. I think we’re being tailgated by a large van”

Shushing the children the wife went pale as the van rammed the back bumper crushing it like a tin can

“Jack!” screamed the wife. “Do you think these are the Migrant Banditos?”

“Honey, be cool” whispered Jack. “They’re after our luggage and money. Just cooperate and let them have our stuff and they can disappear back to their area incognito”

This family thinking they were on a fun family outing didn’t realize they were about to enter the 2024 version of the Twilight Zone

Left on the side of the road, they were stranded and stripped of everything they own

Sure, they knew how to get their belongings back if they were brave enough to venture into the No Go Section

The area was on the south side of the city and the repurposed goods were sold out of an abandoned Walmart and under migrant protection

The illegals have no issue with supply chains as they have set up their own distribution network for goods and services

The liberal government has seemingly condoned this activity by turning their back for all tense and purposes

The cops had been ordered to stand down as problems that arose were handled internally relieving the cops as they were outmanned and outgunned

The beleaguered police force was down to a bare bones personnel minimum after all the screams to defund

The migrant population can now purchase whatever they need with their new online currency set up by the ruling cartel

Resigned to their entry level wages with no hope of advancement, this new form of purchasing power gives them all leverage to buy and sell

Using the mantra of “head north young man” the migrants were moving into a new frontier much like the early American settler

And the Biden administration can pat itself on the back and proclaim that’s how we “build back better”

Take The Subsidy Pebble From My Hand

The young boy sat at his Master’s knee and asked. “Master, what is the truth?”

“Grasshopper, why do you ask? Is the truth not what it should be?” the elder inquired of the youth

“Master, I am puzzled. The truth used to be obvious. Now it seems the truth is elusive”

“Lawmakers from the village continuously make new laws in a way that sounds collusive”

“Grasshopper, the explanation is simple” The wizened one stated. “The truth only exists if you agree with them”

“And if you don’t agree the lawmakers are quick in your beliefs, condemn”

“But Master, what is the truth? Why do these lawmakers get to change the rules?”

“Because young son, these leaders are elected by us and then with their new power, treat us as fools”

“They want us to understand since we voted them into power they must be superior”

They sing the common folk song about helping fellow man, but filling their treasure chests is their motive ulterior”

“But Master how does this help us in our quest for a fulfilled life?”

“Wouldn’t these people just add to unhappiness in a world already filled with strife”

The old man held out out both hands. One held a tiny pebble, one did not

“Young son take the subsidy pebble from my hand now or you won’t be left with squat”

“But Master,” asked the youth. “That is only a tiny pebble in your hand. Will there be anymore?”

“No my son, but one small pebble is better than nothing so you will be able to survive but remain poor”

“Just remember you are only here to serve the lawmakers and in turn they will supply your basic needs”

“You are not to question their devious plans and blindly follow where all this leads”

“But Master, I’m poor now, feeling hopeless and living in poverty conditions”

“Not to worry young son. The lawmakers have told us all we are all in a period of transitions”

“But Master, how long will these transitions last?”

“They’ll last until we are forced into Washington worship, no one owns property and all is gone that was once gassed”

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