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Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his party’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

To Annoy is to Sell

Currently there is a car commercial focused on a children’s orchestra struggling to play a musical piece

Cut to the fashionable Mom shutting her windows and moonroof as these children’s valiant efforts were causing eye rolling and her forehead to crease

I suppose this hyper anxious Mom would be able to jump out of her silenced domain, pick up a horn and effortlessly knock out a quick version of “Hoe Down” by Copeland

The idea is to imply these kids’ efforts aren’t worth her attention so shut them out while they struggle with the rest of the band

The next commercial focuses on a family proudly eyeing a winning lottery ticket that was placed on the table when one of the kids spills a glass of juice

As the liquid advances across the wooden surface, the family, horror-stricken all scream like they have a screw loose

Here’s an idea. Just pickup the ticket and then worry about cleaning up the mess

Mr Spock would term this logical as this would reduce these dullards’ drama queen stress

Turn on any sporting event and the first commercial break will feature a sportsbook advising how you can instantly win cash

The ad features exploding graphics, fans high fivin’, and implied riches while in reality you should be watching your bank account crash

The excitement is to have you dial these gambling houses up, but be sure to have a credit card handy

They need to know you are credit worthy and will cut you off when you reach an approved limit as that is their real modus operandi

That brings us to the big stupid bird and the guy in sunglasses dressed in yellow with the toothpick

This long-running campaign makes the bird the brighter of the two as the guy appears thick as a brick

Of course this company has always treated viewers like idiots with “out of work actors, dancing mimes, and a Saturday night cowboy”

Hopefully this assault on intelligence works as these commercials seemingly only strive to annoy

Mickey Has Lost His Dickey

Walt was a cartoonist with a vision. He created Minnie as a life long partner to be in love with Mickey

But that was years ago. Now the employees of this empire feel empowered to tell parents how to raise their children hiding behind camouflage of everything Disney and that is really sickey

Recently the taped greeting at The Magic Kingdom has been changed from welcoming boys and girls to just welcoming friends

It seems that in the true sense of the words, boys and girls are now passe’ and the neutral gender world now transcends

Fearful that excited starry eyed kids looking for the Disney experience might just have their entire vacation ruined by being referred to as a girl or a boy

The idea that a child might enjoy being a kid without input from a woke adult is a concept Disney is out to destroy

Always keep in mind that Disney sings the praises of a genderless world so all people can live in the bubble of angry gender neutrality

All the while hiding behind costumes of smiling characters in the hypocritical name of congeniality

Florida recently passed a law stating that educators cannot discuss gender identity with kids aged five to eight.

Still struggling with primary reading and writing, kindergarten through third grade doesn’t seem like a reach before teaching a kid their own identity to hate

But Disney employees reacted like the end of the world was near, as they alone should have control of a child’s id

Get ’em while they’re young, thoroughly confuse the tykes, force feed them identity politics through entertainment venues and before long turn out another confused and frustrated kid

Looks like Mickey is going to have to dump Minnie as heterosexual relationships are now frowned upon

The Disney employees might consider themselves warriors for a just cause but in the case of the bottom line that conclusion is not forgone

Biting the hand that feeds them isn’t a solid policy when the turnstiles slow and the crowds begin to thin

The color green is what drives this business and in spite of a very self-serving attitude, let the profits plummet and this is another cause the left might just not win

Biden: Paving The Way For Term Limits

The cart had been loaded with easily digestible breakfast offerings and all the diapers had been changed

The American public, weary of the plans to destroy the republic, had finally given up labeling them deranged

They were still rolling around the halls of Congress as the funds plundered from the public trough never seem to run dry

Suspected of criminal activity for years, despite rumors of insider trading, nepotism, and lobbyist payola had stayed in office, thanks to the fawning press who had always turned a blind eye

It seems the only crime that had the voyeuristic press people up in arms were ones that had sexual overtones

Legislators were always able to lie, manipulate, and steal but had to be really careful when jumping one’s bones

However, the last couple of decades have provided numerous challenges for illicit affairs to occur for many older members working on the hill

The dresses formerly worn to highlight clevage are now slit below the beltline and nothing happens in the bedroom after just one pill

Since the young political groupies are now noticeably nauseous when approached about a roll in the hay

The moldy oldies have had to forego sex but can still live the life of luxury by making the citizens pay

Accepting the fact they might not live forever, it’s time to make the golden years gold.

So as long as the propaganda machine keeps rolling they will continue to feather their nest while they’re old

Little did the citizens know that the “Build Back Better” infrastructure plan paved the way to beach front assisted living

As long as these ancient members can keep running for office they will continue to receive the gift that keeps on giving

It’s time for America to recognize the old fogies that have never earned a real paycheck

That term limits are necessary for new ideas to revive the country’s economy and keep it from becoming a bigger trainwreck

Clearly Basically Literally

Literally, basically, and clearly are three of the most hackneyed adverbs in American speech today

Stick a microphone in someone’s face and count the seconds until literally comes into play

Literally, used for emphasis in this pretentious world, the recipients of a conversation wouldn’t understand the gist without the use of this adverb

This takes the discussion from mere acknowledgment to something literally superb

Basically is used to describe something fundamental in nature or disposition

Because if it wasn’t pointed out early what was basic, appreciation of what follows might best be left to an academician

Listen to an announcer’s spiel and because you might be an ignoramus, you’ll be told basically what the speech entails

And because of the potential doofus syndrome, we can’t divulge many details as more than basics might send you off the rails

Clearly emphasizes what is clear. If a current sentence doesn’t enlighten one, by using the the adverb clearly, one’s eyes would now open to the meaning

If used correctly the word aids in a dullard’s understanding and doesn’t sound so demeaning

Take these exhausted adverbs out of everyday speech and the daily portion of word salad would be lacking the rancid dressing

The average broadcaster, columnist, and citizen would need to up their vocabulary as they would have a real problem with their thoughts expressing

One can’t just banish these words from their everyday lingo because basically one would clearly have a hard time literally speaking

Think about it, clearly Biden’s weakness basically has his puppet masters rejoicing as the exorbitant gas prices can be a plus for his New Green Deal and keep the left from literally freaking

How Low Can They Go?

It finally happened, the gloves had been dropped and the socialist agenda was under attack

The opponents had squared off, were staring in each others’ eyes and talking smack

The loose string had been pulled as the governments were unraveling like a cheap sweater

Canada and the US, joined at the hip were pushing their agendas such as mask mandates and Build Back Better

These policies were designed by the socialist think tank to keep people pointed in their leftist direction and under their thumb

The problem, thanks to social media, were the people were a little more educated, organized and not so dumb

Back in the day, the rules were set by lobbyists, special interests, and large corporations

The rules were created around these back room meetings and forced on the workers with no explanations

The nightly news then offered up the rulings in thirty minute segments as unquestionable fact

But thanks to Al Gore’s internet, this elitist view into the crystal ball of the future was dropped and cracked

The horror that is knowledgeable voters caused great concern to the leaders elected to serve society

Suddenly the public started questioning these elected officials causing the self appointed overlords much anxiety

To counter, the tyrants created measures hoping to send those questioning their decrees back into seclusion

The fact these mandates would be continually accepted as gospel was just another elitist delusion

Canada has employed the Emergencies Act to force the very lifeblood of this autocrat’s country to obey his commands

Big Banking has frozen the accounts of those in defiance of his demands

Makes one wonder about the security of using financial institutions to secure their well-being

Perhaps this is a lesson to all as knowledge gained by this Twerp’s decrees are valuable in future foreseeing

Uncle Joe is losing control, as his pandemic plan is falling apart and the virus is disappearing in its natural cyclical mutating stages

World leaders do not fear his presence, and his planned inflation is rising way more rapidly than their wages

Finally, the people had enough of these despicable errors in judgement and began “waving their private parts at his aunties”

Hoping this will force some semblance of logical thinking and untwisting the knot that is Joe and Justin’s panties

Put Paul Revere on Alert! The Truckers are Coming

The lantern had been hung in the church tower. The one light was shining bright, meaning the truckers were coming by land

The hand wringing had started. The White House had no Paul Revere to muster the troops as the truckers drew their line in the sand

End the mandates, use the masks to solve the toilet paper shortage, and stick the jabs where the sun don’t shine

The working class had enough. The self-seeking rules of the CDC and the rest of the pretentious decrees by pompous rulers amounted to no more than casting pearls before swine

The brave Canadian truckers had demonstrated to the world that a heavily politicized disease used to contol a population could only be enforced for so long

The big rigs were quickly joined by farmers’ tractors and everyday vehicles to show to the world that Canada’s weak kneed leader was wrong

Supported by fellow countrymen, they had proven to the autocrats they were fed up with their repressive government regulations

Willing to sacrifice their own livelihood and well-being, they were waving their own signs in defiance of Trudeau’s proclamations

Following in the footsteps of his neighbors to the south and resorting to American political divisiveness, Trudeau took to childish name-calling

First hiding from the chaos, he reappeared when the economy and travel around Ottawa began to tank, but his lack of respect to hard-working Canadians is what most found galling

Now Biden wants it stopped. Perhaps with his own miserable track record, he can team up with Trudeau to star in the 2022 version of Dumb and Dumber.

Add in the crackerjack Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, who as usual will accomplish nothing, and the three stooges can all hold hands and skip off to Biden’s beachfront home to spend the summer

What a long strange trip it’s been,”sang the Greatful Dead in their song Truckin’

In one seemingly endless year the government was able to take a thriving economy and throttle it down to the point of sucking

But just like the cowboy thrown from his bronc, he shakes it off and gets back on to keep on buckin’

The truckers will roll with the government punches and park their big rigs when it’s necessary to KEEP ON TRUCKIN’

JABARAMA

Hello folks and welcome to the City Convention Center for our inaugural JABARAMA

Please be wearing your masks and practice social distancing as we don’t need any Karen type drama

If you’ll notice the vaccine vendors all have large booths set up and are proudly showing the current statistics

Each booth is showing why you should choose their shot based on private research displaying efficacy, the mild if any side effects, and other positive characteristics

Don’t ask about serious adverse reactions as those all happen to people with co-morbidities

So, if you currently have additional problems like respiratory, kidney issues, or are overweight please visit one of the many other booths there to help our attendees

By the way, if you have a moment or two have your picture taken with a life size cutout of Dr Fauci for your very own keepsake

The staff will then stamp the photo with his signature to be cherished forever even though like him it’s all fake

Also check your watches as there will be a seminar about the timing of future shots featuring representatives from the drug manufacturers

And as a special attraction, a surprise guest from the Wuhan lab will be available to deny all plausibility through his translators

So step right up. Pack up your spouse, granny, your kids and infants, and your puppy dogs

And don’t forget on your way out to stop by the souvenir shop for a t-shirt or an embossed vax card or order online from one of our catalogs

The Unemployed Union Meeting

“Okay we need to get started. Will everyone please pull up the footrests on their recliner as we need to bring to order the Unemployed Union Meeting”

“Please focus your attention on the screen as this online meeting is for your benefit from the comfort of your home and your laid back seating”

As soon as the meeting was called to order, fingers flew on the keyboards as the members were outraged

The time for free money had ceased, the stimulus checks had stopped meaning this group from society could no longer remain disengaged

“How are we expected to survive?” was the predominant question lighting up the chat side of the screen.

“We have fully anticipated for this free spending administration to acknowledge our financial problem and by now to intervene”

Some of the members had rocked forward in their chairs with a furious look while cursing the digital figure on the flickering display

“We’re in the process of demanding action on this right now,” screamed the Union boss. Her voice cracking in dismay

She had taken her list of demands to the White House for immediate action but so far her ultimatums were only in discussions

She did have a plan B as attention from the Build Back Better plan was currently concentrating on voter rights as that issue could potentially provide far greater repercussions

The members mantra had been “We’ve hidden under the guise of waiting for a better opportunity to provide for us”

Unable to answer when another stimulus check might appear, the participants’ lights begin to blink off in disgust

“This Union is a joke!” wrote one. “They take us away from sleeping in once a month and can’t share a shred of good news”

“This SUCKS!” wrote another. “I’m going to be forced to drink regular grocery store coffee and cancel my appointment for new tattoos”

“Just hang in there a while longer,” stated the Union Boss. “If my plan works, the new immigrants will have all your old jobs, and we’ll be a large enough unemployed team to force the President’s hand”

“They’ll have to pay us to save face while showing the stimulus package employs all these new people and you’ll be able to continue your current lifestyle and won’t that be grand”

“We Don’t Need No Education”

Sacrificing education in the name of covid is again the driver behind the Teachers Union latest command

The virus has been a godsend to the Union as it means more money and the continued opportunity to rule with a heavy hand

Quoting The Wall by Pink Floyd’s album released in 1979 about an individual’s spiraling descent into diminishing mental health

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!” is the mantra that seems to be the Union’s impulse behind every opportunity to close all schools and increase their wealth

Called out for their woke criteria, the school closures can remain until the parents give in to this agenda and classes can resume

Once again Pink Floyd stated there should be “No dark sarcasm in the classroom”

Keep students and parents in limbo, have instructors appear only as a digital figure on a monitor, dictating from cyberspace what is right and what is wrong

Keep pupils isolated, controlled only by droning images from a screen, and continue the monotony all year long

Subject retention, scholastic achievement, and social activities are all a thing of the past

Lagging behind in yearly curriculum, depression, drug use, and thoughts of suicide spurred on by the ever present social media are the concepts that will last

A future generation that won’t function in society, because thanks to the Teachers Union they’ll be left unprepared and dumb

But the Mexican cartels will celebrate as the illegal fentanyl use will increase to leave this group of reality eluding students “Comfortably Numb”

So raise a toast to the Teachers Union as they will play a major role in America’s fall

Because “All in all it’s just another brick in the wall”

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