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An Easy Path To Bipartisanship

Much has been made about the lack of bipartisanship in Congress. The Democrats are too liberal and the Republicans all sit to the right of Genghis Kahn

The ability to achieve anything is accomplished only through threat of government shutdown on a conclusion forgone

The hand wringing is only getting worse as those elected want to control all the balls in their sandbox

Control the box, enrich yourself with pet projects, pork for the large donors, and insider trading upgrading your portfolio of stocks

No one reaches across the aisle, offers a workable solution, or considers the voters

This selfishness has only created chaos at the southern border, the murder of thousands of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and the blowing of Taps for gasoline motors

However, there exists a pathway to this elusive bipartisanship. It’s simply called shoot a liar

The rules are clear cut. Take any official regardless of party affiliation, caught in a provable lie and throw their name in a rotating bingo cage. Once a year draw a name, stand that person in front of a firing squad and open fire

The day that miscreant is called would be tax day and a homeless vet gets to draw the name

When the person is notified they’re included in the cage they’ll be given a chance to come clean or deny the blame

The name then stays in the cage until their name is drawn, or they “fess up,” resign and disappear

So round and round the cage goes and whose name is drawn nobody knows creating huge Vegas betting odds and loser tears

Once a name is drawn it’s too late. There is no jury trial just a videotape of the proven lie

Then a quick march over to the execution wall as that person chose deceit and greed over truth and its now time to die

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, Washington’s swamp would in no time resemble a ghost town

As both politicians and various influencers climb over each other’s backs before they’re lying at the base of the wall facedown

Those left would strive to work together as America was founded on truth, compromise and individual rights

The day of the lie would be over, Congress would quickly learn to work together and that is what unites

Trying To Put 2022 In The Rearview Mirror

The citizen had picked up speed and rounded the corner trying to leave 2022 behind

Normally the thought of a new year offered a ray of hope, but this one promises the same grind

Sadly this new year looks much the same as the images rapidly fading in the rear view mirror

The people running the show are the same group that most are familiar with only now appear queerer

The head man in charge now is stating he is extending his hand to work with the parties on both sides of the aisle

By kissing up to the RINOS he’s hoping to avoid an embarrassing explanation of payola, influence peddling, and selling out America during his son’s trial

This miscreant has already accomplished most of his desired goals since he took office

He’s thrown the border open, forced America into a recession, and turned the cities over to the lawless

He can resume his free spending of taxpayer money in Ukraine so his democratic kickback continues to roll in

While ignoring America’s pleas for the hungry, homeless and the unemployed much to the population’s chagrin

Looking forward to 2023 he knows to keep his job he has to throw his pathetic hand-picked Vice President under the bus

Hopefully by ditching this glaring mistake, America will feel better about a new running mate that clearly doesn’t disgust

He continues to rule from his throne as he desires to be a part-time king four days a week

The other three days he can hide on the beach disguising the fact he is truly an antique

Looking forward through the windshield the landscape looks noticeably similar, driving faster may only net a speeding ticket and increased insurance rates

The gloomy future continues to raise its ugly head without much hope on the horizon for these United States

Merry Christmas Taxpayers, Here’s A 1.7 Trillion Debt Just For You

In 1869 Leo Tolstoy published the first complete edition of “War and Peace.” At 1225 pages the novel is reasoned to be a very long read.

It’s been estimated the average person would take 32 hours to finish causing many a literary student’s eyes to bleed

Considered by many to be one of the finest novels ever written, one doesn’t sit down and expect to complete the reading in a couple of days

At close to 4200 pages the new Omnibus spending bill is over three time longer than “War and Peace”and presented to Congress with only three days to read and appraise

In the movie All The Presidents Men, the deep throat character advised the reporter, “these are not very bright guys.” The same holds true for this group of lawmakers

Because most have to use their fingers and move their lips when reading, interns are hired to read the legislation and break down the language for these so called movers and shakers

The current Omnibus Spending Bill cements their place at the public trough for next year’s Congressional session

Ensuring the taxpayers’ great grandkids a Christmas present of untold debt and freedom supression

What’s another trillion among friends? Belly up to the bar with your list of pork demands

Bring in an outsider in a t-shirt to tell Americans they haven’t paid enough for his failings as he parades around playing to the grandstands

Pay federal lawyers a couple of billion to continue their paper trail for the January 6th Kabuki play

But don’t give a dime to the southern border as the migrant surge continues to feast on taxpayers seemingly unending buffet

I often think how unfairly lifes good fortune is sometimes distributed” laments Leo Tolstoy in “War and Peace”

The quote still holds true 150 years later as Congress continues to greedily slurp the gravy at the public trough and the taxpayers they continue to fleece

So amid the shouts of joy from the great grandchildren on Christmas morning will be the biggest present of all unseen under the tree

The bill for 1.7 trillion and all the future bleakness and tragedies happily passed along by the current powers that be

Another Blue March Through Georgia

Once again another blue march swept across the State of Georgia. It had been 158 years since Sherman cut his path of destruction

That march was Washington’s attempt to put down the rebel uprising and throw the south into 100 years of reconstruction

This time the march was in response to Ex-President Trump’s failure to acknowledge all that glitters is not gold

Mounting his podium at one of his rallies he revels in the adoration of the crowd, truly a sight to behold

He figures just by pointing a finger and blessing a future candidate with typical Trump arrogance, that candidate will roll to victory

Should the candidate stumble and lose the election Trump gets before the microphone and states the opposition won by pure trickery

Trump has been a plague to Georgia’s republicans. He rode in on a white horse and blessed a then unknown Brian Kemp in the Governor’s race

Kemp managed to turn back a strong push by Stacy Abrams but then shot himself in the foot by appointing Kelly Loffler to a vacant Senate seat who was a hapless political disgrace

She was so bad at her job she cost the other Georgia Senator his seat just by association

Seizing the opportunity, the democrats poured money into the state promoting racial predjudice with every absentee ballot claiming a second coming of southern confederation

Forget about inflation, immigration, or rising crime. The two blue Senators have now claimed their place at the public trough and are poised to rubber stamp Biden’s grand schemes

This blue march wasn’t about a rebel uprising. It was all about ingrained ignorance, power, money, greed and squashing individual freedoms and American dreams

So thank you Mr Trump. Please stay out of states that might have a chance to fend off a socialist wave

Grab a wedge and work on your short game before turning republicans in another state into an underfunded freedom seeking enclave

Billy Beer, Hunter Habits

There has been a lot written comparing President Biden to President Carter

One was a lifelong politician and racist while the other was a Navy Lieutenant, a Georgia Governor and appeared smarter

With most Presidents some of the baggage dropped on the White House steps and the American public involves members of their household

Jimmy had Billy, a folksy alcoholic good ole boy while Biden has Hunter, a person who in any other walk of life would be trying to get paroled

After President Carter’s surprising election, Billy seized the moment with his fifteen minutes of fame

Based solely on the fact his brother was elected to the Office of President, Billy felt he had at least a little skin in the game

It wasn’t long before reporters were flocking to Plains Georgia to hang on every homey witticism that Billy might spin

In the mid 70’s access to the President was a big deal to the press. Six beers in and who knows what secret nugget of information Billy might spring

Billy capitalized on his sudden celebrity with a namesake beer and much ballyhooed Libyan loan

President Carter was quick to tell the American people he was not swayed and Billy’s activities were his own and were such he couldn’t condone

Fast forward 42 years and President Biden and his family of elitist crooks have taken the idea of payola to a whole new level

Because of his addict son (“the smartest guy I know”) Biden has been entered into agreements with the devil

Need to get next to the President for power, weapons and influence? Create a seat for Hunter at the executive table for the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine

Hunter’s qualifications for this natural gas expertise included bedding his dead brother’s widow and being kicked out of the Navy for cocaine

The brain addled son of the President, when not on Air Force II was filming drunken flings with prostitutes and downloading clips on his notorious laptop

When traveling with his dad on the taxpayers dole, Hunter was in the process of meeting the Chinese about forming a private equity firm and setting up a profitable shop

Poor Jimmy, a man of honest and integrity had to deal with his brothers shenanigans that involved beer, a loan and peeing on the runway

While President Biden, a man who continuously lies to fit the moment, does nothing to hide his sons despicable behavior and as the “big guy” watches the taxpayers federal tax with holding laundered money roll in while ignoring the crack pipe in the ash tray

When Covered In Mud They Both Look Alike

The mud slinging had reached a fever pitch. Both candidates were firing big clods of dirt at close range

Old hidden wounds were being opened and yet in the nastiness of this election that didn’t seem strange

The broadcast airwaves were saturated with facts and half-truths concerning previous misdeeds from the two malefactors

Hoping their relentless TV commercials would swing the voters’ opinions to have one of them become the election’s benefactor

Each claiming their backgrounds and beliefs are critical to America’s success

Have former spouses talk on camera about the atrocities committed by each candidate in this high stakes game of chess

The mud piles rapidly around these two as the Preacher claims it’s okay to kill babies right up until the time of birth

While the other was complicit in a partner’s abortion and then claiming there is no excuse for this procedure on this earth

The Preacher supports the current administration’s climate change propaganda and funding Ukraine’s proxy war with unfettered spending

While the football player touts that old traditional values should be taught and are well worth defending

The mud keeps piling higher around these two as big gobs of dirt continue to be hurled

Some dirt mounding around the Preacher stated he voted to allow bionic men to compete against women in the sports world

The football player declared that a travesty to all biological females

But the Preacher seems to feel that the definition of a woman is all in vaguely defined details

The football player is denounced for shady business practices, while the Preacher is accused of an ongoing tax dodge

One thing is certain, with these two candidates no one has to sneak around in the dead of night tasked with a mission of espionage

In just a couple of weeks this slanderous election will be over and someone will be elected to the gang of Washington racketeers for six years

By then both men will need snorkels to breathe as the mud will be over their heads from all the opposing political smears

Box Top Candidates

“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”

“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”

“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”

“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”

“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”

“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”

“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”

“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”

“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”

“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”

“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4th for the box top to count”

“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”

“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”

“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”

“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”

“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”

Your Speech is Free as long as We can Regulate It

Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Twitter has been sold

Purchased by Elon Musk, the idea being free speech may reappear and can no longer be leftist controlled

Of course this has the socialist media ownership up in arms

The idea that opposing ideas, thoughts and questions being freely posed has set off all kinds of alarms

Senator Elizabeth Warren, she of American Indian descent and a minority student at both Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School has stated “there will be rules” to block free speech

Free speech has always been a problem for her as she bought into the Russian collusion and wanted desperately to impeach

The scuff marks in the White House lawn were former President Obama’s as he left office convinced that a certain privileged few should determine what is free speech and what is not

As social media looks like it might move to the center, he advised that dynamic might be “tilting in the wrong direction” Implying believe only in the socialist agenda and anything else is considered a MAGA plot

Hillary, yes that Hillary, she of creating her own massive disinformation crusade attempting to save her faltering campaign, has appealed to the European Union to pass the Digital Services Act

With the threat of public upheaval, by passing this glorified Chinese communist program, the spineless EU will scare themselves into voting for state censorship and will form another gutless pact

It has to be horrifying watching a potential Red Wave washing over election day, leaving one’s New World Order and Climate Change money grab waving in the wind

And the angry voice from the White House comes from your own hand-picked marionette, now a worldwide laughingstock, cognitively deficient, and thin skinned

This time payback might really be a bitch. Disinformation is acceptable if reading about aliens raising wolfboy in the grocery check-out, but never question an open border

As they would feel the right to censor just so much as an opposing thought while lying prone at the feet of New World Order

Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

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