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I Saw A Biden Sticker On A Cadillac

In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief

Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief

Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite

But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite

The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared

The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord

Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks

The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks

The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways

Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways

With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car

With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar

Trump Rides A High Horse

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines high horse as an arrogant and unyielding mood or attitude

After descending the escalator Trump figured that his celebrity status offered him considerable latitude

He could now pass judgement on all things non-Trump and the population would glorify this belief

After all, the US had just lived through eight years of democrat rule from a Chicago elitist and new blood in Washington would be a relief

The everyday American now had a man they viewed favorably on a reality show but quickly found in DC that didn’t help his cause

He thought he was in the driver’s seat but didn’t realize the Democrats and RINOS don’t play by any written laws

His naivety was evident from day one in his effort to drain the swamp the people he surrounded himself with were less than effective

He thought his adopted party would rally behind his leadership but failed to realize this group marched to their own perspectve

He was dealing with career politicians who were hopelessly in love with money, power and themselves

He didn’t realize the DC club abhorred outsiders and would appear out of nowhere to block his every move like diabolical elves

So he did the only thing he knew to do and lashed out at all those who opposed him

He relentlessly ranted on social media, television and radio until a large percentage of people lost interest and his once bright star began to dim

But he went to his pep rallies and whipped his remaining adoring fans into a frenzy with his tedious barrage of rigged elections, fake news and a witch hunt

His endorsing of politically weak candidates, his never ending rants and his own arrogance have forced the American taxpayer due to Biden’s disastorous policies to bear the brunt

All Trump can hope for now is for Biden stay in office and continue down his path to total ineptitude

And he might just be able to slip back into the White House solely based on the fact the current resident is completely unglued

This Isn’t About Your Freedom

This isn’t about your freedom, it’s about bowing to the little tin god

Continuously pound on the citizens as they’ll eventually tire of being runover roughshod

This half baked individual actually stated if you refuse the jab your employer will be heavily fined

What he constantly ignores is the fact most Americans realize he’s not in his right mind

If this man and his herd of fawning toadies had done as promised and had been the one to unite

He would be viewed less as a bumbling fool and more of the golden knight

Instead he goes after the American citizens and expects their employers to toe the line

Does the massive bloated Post Office, the thousands of illegal aliens, or members of Congress need the jab, absolutely not, but it’s all by design

DC cannot allow this pandemic to just go away as the Big Pharma lobbists continue to throw cash around

Untapped markets still exist as kids, Republicans, minorities and animals all need to be hunted down

It bears asking why force a shot with zero long range data and a huge survival rate

This ain’t the bird flu or Ebola, it’s a virus that attacks co-morbidities, the elderly and the overweight

There is unnecessary panic being driven by this group in the White House

The weekly failures are mounting, mid terms are coming so the false narrative is all that’s left to espouse

He frantically yells into the microphone stumbling over his telescripted speech

Fearful his big spending package that is the base for his whole agenda is starting to look like an over reach

So while trying to look like a confident leader to the rest of the free world he sadly only symbolizes weakness

As the tyrants of the oppressed raise their victory flags, Americans can only fight the nightmare visions of future bleakness

The Bidas Touch

It was the largest SNAFU in American Military history

But the real reasons for this unmitigated disaster shouldn’t remain a mystery

The USA after 20 years just dropped their weapons and ran

And the Afghans were left in almost the same situation as when this all began

Except now the Taliban was gifted with billions in taxpayers money in the form of new munitions

To help the remaining Afghans revert to their 7th century religious submissions

But was this fiasco really botched or was there actual thought behind this retreat

Perhaps this was all smokescreen and part of Washington’s continual deceit

With the President bellowing in his press conference that the buck stops with him

The White House actually accomplished two goals all the while pretending the withdrawal left him a political victim

By importing thousands of Afghani refugees he’s produced another open border

Helping to make all financially strapped urban areas government dependent advancing his new world order

In addition to human trafficing, he turned over Afghanistan’s vast mineral deposits to Chairman Xi

The Chinese need the lithium mines to create the batteries for the New Green Deal as one can foresee

So as the demented one totters away once again to hide in Delaware

The real Puppetmasters are gleefully rubbing their hands knowing that out of this treasure trove they’ll all receive their share

Forget about those thirteen young lives lost because at this point what difference does it make?

It’s always been the power and money of those in charge and it doesn’t matter at all about the dead floating in the wake

So while Biden checks his watch and cries his alligator tears

America is spiraling into the socialist trap of government control all for the benefit of the elite profiteers

But to the hardworking Americans watching the border crisis, his handling of the pandemic and Afghanistan this President seems completely unfit

Unlike the golden Midas touch everything this man touches turns to s**t

Trying Hard To Keep A Blog Current

It’s hard to keep a blog current with this administration

The liberal media trained to praise all thing socialist are also left in exasperation

They spin a story one day praising the decisiveness of the demented one

Only to have Biden change course and their fable needs to be redone

He killed a pipeline on the first day and seven months later he’s asking the mid east to produce more oil

It seems he was losing popularity due to skyrocketing gas prices and needed his voters to stay loyal

He and his vice president both publicly exclaimed they didn’t trust the new vaccines

But America missed his bold vaccination prediction and he is now weaponizing the jab to interfere with the citizen’s routines

Taking credit for the jobs created by the states that stood up to his mask mandate

When in reality the new variant and mandates will cause the employment to once again stagnate

He’s paying people to sit on their duff, extending the rent moratorium, and now increasing benefits for their food stamps

Like baby birds waiting for the big government worm, why work when doing nothing people can live like champs

When things head south for his team he’s quick to stir the racial pot by screaming Jim Crow and white supremacy

As he hides from actual non-scripted questions in Delaware and Camp David afraid of his own incompetency

The border is wide open. The welcome mat is out and the invaders are being dropped in random cities by the the bus load

Criminals, diseased and the unskilled are all delivered COD to the taxpayers while confidence in this guy continues to erode

The Russians, the Chinese and the North Koreans are having a field day with their cyber attacks

With a firm “shame shame on you” from the woke inepts in charge we’ll see who the first country is that cracks

Demonstrating his true expertise he publicly attested to the military might of the Afghani soldiers to defend their border

Using the Biden plan of securing the border the Taliban secured the country in very short order

Showing the world in high definition what it’s like to have the USA as a friend

Cut and run in the middle of the night leaving the majority of their citizens in a hopeless situation they can’t defend

He and his administration have continuously shown they’re in over their head in so many ways

With the rubble left in their wake it’s hard to believe they’ve only been in office a couple of hundred days

Brace For Sudden Impact

Good morning and welcome aboard Third World Airlines based in Washington DC

We are pleased to announce that we have a very diverse group with us today including covid carrying illegal immigrants, two Texas democrats and an Afghan refugee

Because of our air filtration we have tried to consolidate the wheezing and coughing passengers to the back of the plane

We have removed all weapons from the known MS-13 members and have many rolls of duct tape should we need to restrain

We also have a special welcome to the Afghan woman on board and are truly sorry for all your sisters who have died

While watching the years of America’s blood, tears, money and Afghanistan’s capitols being swept away like sand castles at high tide

Upon reaching cruising altitude the flight attendants will pass through the cabin with a beverage cart, please try to have the correct change

Due to inflation the cost of a soft drink is now thirty dollars and we do have financing available should you need to arrange

For another fifty dollars you may purchase a set of headphones to view the in-flight movie

Today’s feature stars that wacky Hunter Biden in various stages of drunkenness, nakedness, espionage selling and all things he considers fu**ing groovy

In the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from an above compartment. Place this mask over your existing face covering, put your head between your knees and brace for impact

This is important, should you live through the crash and you’re not double masked you will be arrested and that’s a fact

We would like to thank you for choosing Third World Airlines while trying to ignore America’s plight

So sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight

What The Initials Really Mean In 2021

In Washington when government agencies are deemed important they’re referred to by their initials.

The business cards all contain these identifiers when swapped among the officials

Things have changed since the original letter designation as demonstrated by what is to follow.

Randomly selected organizations are shown but new definitions of government institutions could continue indefinitely and that makes it even harder to swallow

THEN: ICE Immigration and Customs Enforcement This department was originally formed to enforce immigration regulations but fell into disfavor among the third world supporters

NOW: ICE Immigrants Can Escape Biden’s disdain for this group and his open border policy has provided much jubilation for the mainstream media reporters

THEN: BLM Bureau of Land Management This organization was formed to sustain the health and productivity of public lands, Unfortunately it was discovered that some of the land managed contained stands of White Oak

NOW: BLM Black Lives Matter The new meaning of these now communist sympathizers is to violently clash with everything white and demand to be at the forefront of all things woke

THEN: CDC Center for Disease Control Originally a group assigned to protect the health and safety of American citizens

NOW: CDC Center for Dangerous Communication A puppet for the WHO issuing guidelines that appear to be a moving target as the jaded public has grown weary of the constant revisions

THEN: DHS Department of Homeland Security Originally formed to protect America from outside forces that among other things thwart terrorists that may try to cross the border

NOW: DHS Distribution of Homeless Squatters Now used primarily to give an ole’ type wave at the thousands crossing the Rio Grande river and help on waiting buses as if under a direct White House order

THEN: FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Formed to investigate potential crime on a national level. Television shows and movies praised the integrity of this group

NOW: FBI Foney Baloney Information In spite of the spelling this cluster of dubious individuals now just make needed information up to help their agenda and lie to protect it until someone steps in their own poop

Luckily rumor has it that a new Bureau is being formed that all departments will answer too. That being the III or Bureau of Incompetent Idiots Identified.

And the request for approximately half a million employees needed seems both rational and justified

We Expect Kickoff Within The Hour

The uproar was immediate. The woke NFL will now be playing the Black National Anthem prior to games

The furor was not from the beer fueled fans packing the stands, the cry was politicized groups feeling dissed were the claims

Soon the NFL was forced to acknowledge multiple cultures and lifestyles just to appease the many groups

In a misguided effort to mollify one group the NFL was now forced to jump through numerous hoops

While the crowd was still standing, next up to salute was the LGBTQ congregate with Queen’s We Are Champions of the World

As two transgender athletes marched across the field with the Pride flag unfurled

“We ask that you remain standing” said the announcer “While we honor the democrats”

Whilst the flag of Communist China was paraded across the field by two unemployed voters and six Chinese diplomats

The boos started raining down on the next participants as the elephant logo’d Republican flag came into view

The flag bearers didn’t seem to care the crowd was fearful that eight yahoos, one in buffalo horns, might hijack the game attempting an alleged coup

Finally last but not least was the nod to the Polish people with the high stepping tuba line

With the flag flying and the ooompahs blaring the end of the pregame was in sight and the fans could finally sit down and recline

The fans had started to weave from standing too long as the pregame had become an ordeal

So as the crowd settled in to watch controlled violence, they all wished they could have been with the players and allowed to kneel

Picking The Good Beans Out Of Weasel Poo

The demand for the exotic Kopi Luwak coffee has remained high

In their quest for a unique experience people are willing to pay big bucks just to buy

Like very fine bourbon from Kentucky or a single malt scotch from a small family owned peat bog

In an effort to separate themselves people are willing to shell out to be looked upon as the big dog

But unlike sour mash in whiskey or the peat smoked barley in Scotch the coffee beans in Kopi Luwak are harvested from weasel dung

So yes those beans giving off that that wonderful aroma came from weasel poo as the luscious liquid rolls around your tongue

Though technically not a true weasel the civet is close enough in size and looks to be considered one

Training for the poo harvester involves identifying good crap from bad crap, ten minutes of field instruction and your education is done

The American citizen in the last few months has a lot in common with the guy holding the weasel pooper scooper

It seems the average citizen is suddenly knee deep in hooey and the daily fumes emanating from DC leaves him in a brain fog stupor

Trying to pick a few good beans out of the muck shoveled on Americans requires skill and dexterity

As this administration will preach unity but if you don’t toe the leftist line this sermon lacks in empathy and sincerity

It seems the weasels of Washington have gifted the American public with monthly inflation, a border crisis and a huge increase in national debt

And yet they show no remorse in adding more misery to the citizens in a sick game of Russian roulette

Which crisis will be the one to finally cause America to crash and fail

So we pick through the Washington weasels’ excrement holding our nose trying not to inhale

Hoping the beans of stimulus checks or perhaps the numbing effect of legalized pot will be enough to brew

While holding on for eighteen months wearing hip boots and wading through the doodoo

Defending The Alamo In 2021

For thirteen days a group of mostly Texans repelled the Mexican army and defended the Alamo mission

With few troops and a small band of volunteers they fought Santa Anna and his regulars while low on food and ammunition

Eventually the Texans were overwhelmed, defeated and died, each and every defender

One hundred eighty nine men crossed the line drawn in sand and stayed to fight rather than surrender

Fast forward 185 years and the elected Texas democrats are facing a battle of their own

It seems that voting rights for all are at stake making it hard to cheat causing this group to piss and moan

Knowing they are out numbered, they did what any coward would do

They gathered up in a group, boarded a plane and to DC they flew

Leaving their electorate gasping as to why they voted for people prone to turn tail and run

Smugly these quitters tweeted about their gutlessness and crowed about how they won

Sadly they didn’t win. They just showed the world what American politics has become

Spineless people going over the hill owning the backbone of pond scum

Combine this group with Biden’s disastrous open border blueprint

And if this group was to defend the Alamo the white flag goes up on day one and Santa Anna wins in a sprint

Breaking News: French Food Is Now Racist

Recently a professor at the University of Connecticut found another example of rampant white dominance

It seems that dining on French cuisine is considered a brand of whiteness and for that the left has no tolerance

French food you see is presented in a way shaped by an upper and middle class norm

Causing people of color to dine like white people therefore the white principle of etiquette causes all to conform

So let’s flip the script on these broad brush strokes of profiling stupidity for just a moment

And force the French to dine like people of color at least according to television ads as a form of atonement

It seems a great majority of broadcast commercials feature black families eating at a fast food diner

Apparently ad executives feel black people have a penchant for preservatives, high fructose corn syrup and meat parts held together with a binder

So let’s put a French family in the same restaurant to figure the complexities of a meal with a toy

This family will first have to get past that everything in the seating area is vinyl or plastic making it hard for the meal to enjoy

Next a napkin was included but the salad, fish, and dinner fork, salad knife and teaspoon were replaced with a disposable spork

There was not a bread plate to be seen nor a cup and saucer, a wine glass or a sommelier for the wine to uncork

There was a very haggard looking woman to advise there were only two ketchup packets allowed per guest

That was okay as the refined palate was already in fear of the two slabs of questionable beef with a special sauce that might be hard to digest

Upon completion of the meal the family gladly disposed of the allegedly recyclable paper goods in the trash container

After a lifetime of dining on real plates with actual silverware, never returning would be a no-brainer

However a valuable lesson was learned when this family realizes the mustard required for the choucroute garnie was forgotten while driving to the picnic on the lawn

At the stoplight they would not have to rap on the glass of the low rider with tinted windows and ask “Pardon me sir, would have any Grey Poupon?”

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