This years political World Series has been decided. Team Cell Block will try to best Team Memory Care for a winner take all
Trying to take home all the marbles, the Vegas odds makers are expecting a bare knuckles brawl
There will be no rules on this one. Name calling, mudslinging, and whispered unfounded rumors will all come into play
Under the guise of a debate, America’s pathetic and dismal political scene will be on worldwide display
In one corner will be the twice impeached ex-President and in the other will be the current President, a demented and angry old man
One fueled by burgers and fries and one by medicated applesauce and oat bran
Expected to come out swinging, the debate will be monitored by the always reliable CNN known for pushing stories like Russian collusion, laptop disinformation, and whipping migrants from horseback as they crossed the river
There should be no such bias from these broadcasters as they prepare to do their best for a non-partisan debate to deliver
Included in the specified rules were the demands from both parties in order to proceed in this spectacle of political gaming.
This should keep it fair for all as four years ago the debates were fumbled by all networks and moderators as both sides are claiming
The ancient guy is specifying no live audiences that could interfere with his train of thought
He is also demanding a couple of breaks as he may head back stage before looking too distraught
Muted mics are also in demand to keep accusations of incompetence silenced after the time limit expires
This gives the other debater time to counter with their own version of immigration, economy turn around, and enemy ceasefires
Another demand being bandied about is the candidates submit to a drug test to prove they are not medically high
And in order to watch this debacle, since weed now seems readily available, most of the viewership will probably be smoking their own supply
It should be interesting to watch Cell Block Trump duking it out with Memory Care Joe
The hatred will be instantly evident as the insults will immediately flow
America will sit in awe as these two spend a couple of hours achieving little but deepening the disdain between her citizens
And the wagons will be circled in an ever tightening knot as each ethnic group feels more and more isolated by these divisions