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Billy Beer, Hunter Habits

There has been a lot written comparing President Biden to President Carter

One was a lifelong politician and racist while the other was a Navy Lieutenant, a Georgia Governor and appeared smarter

With most Presidents some of the baggage dropped on the White House steps and the American public involves members of their household

Jimmy had Billy, a folksy alcoholic good ole boy while Biden has Hunter, a person who in any other walk of life would be trying to get paroled

After President Carter’s surprising election, Billy seized the moment with his fifteen minutes of fame

Based solely on the fact his brother was elected to the Office of President, Billy felt he had at least a little skin in the game

It wasn’t long before reporters were flocking to Plains Georgia to hang on every homey witticism that Billy might spin

In the mid 70’s access to the President was a big deal to the press. Six beers in and who knows what secret nugget of information Billy might spring

Billy capitalized on his sudden celebrity with a namesake beer and much ballyhooed Libyan loan

President Carter was quick to tell the American people he was not swayed and Billy’s activities were his own and were such he couldn’t condone

Fast forward 42 years and President Biden and his family of elitist crooks have taken the idea of payola to a whole new level

Because of his addict son (“the smartest guy I know”) Biden has been entered into agreements with the devil

Need to get next to the President for power, weapons and influence? Create a seat for Hunter at the executive table for the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine

Hunter’s qualifications for this natural gas expertise included bedding his dead brother’s widow and being kicked out of the Navy for cocaine

The brain addled son of the President, when not on Air Force II was filming drunken flings with prostitutes and downloading clips on his notorious laptop

When traveling with his dad on the taxpayers dole, Hunter was in the process of meeting the Chinese about forming a private equity firm and setting up a profitable shop

Poor Jimmy, a man of honest and integrity had to deal with his brothers shenanigans that involved beer, a loan and peeing on the runway

While President Biden, a man who continuously lies to fit the moment, does nothing to hide his sons despicable behavior and as the “big guy” watches the taxpayers federal tax with holding laundered money roll in while ignoring the crack pipe in the ash tray

When Covered In Mud They Both Look Alike

The mud slinging had reached a fever pitch. Both candidates were firing big clods of dirt at close range

Old hidden wounds were being opened and yet in the nastiness of this election that didn’t seem strange

The broadcast airwaves were saturated with facts and half-truths concerning previous misdeeds from the two malefactors

Hoping their relentless TV commercials would swing the voters’ opinions to have one of them become the election’s benefactor

Each claiming their backgrounds and beliefs are critical to America’s success

Have former spouses talk on camera about the atrocities committed by each candidate in this high stakes game of chess

The mud piles rapidly around these two as the Preacher claims it’s okay to kill babies right up until the time of birth

While the other was complicit in a partner’s abortion and then claiming there is no excuse for this procedure on this earth

The Preacher supports the current administration’s climate change propaganda and funding Ukraine’s proxy war with unfettered spending

While the football player touts that old traditional values should be taught and are well worth defending

The mud keeps piling higher around these two as big gobs of dirt continue to be hurled

Some dirt mounding around the Preacher stated he voted to allow bionic men to compete against women in the sports world

The football player declared that a travesty to all biological females

But the Preacher seems to feel that the definition of a woman is all in vaguely defined details

The football player is denounced for shady business practices, while the Preacher is accused of an ongoing tax dodge

One thing is certain, with these two candidates no one has to sneak around in the dead of night tasked with a mission of espionage

In just a couple of weeks this slanderous election will be over and someone will be elected to the gang of Washington racketeers for six years

By then both men will need snorkels to breathe as the mud will be over their heads from all the opposing political smears

Box Top Candidates

“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”

“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”

“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”

“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”

“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”

“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”

“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”

“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”

“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”

“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”

“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4th for the box top to count”

“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”

“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”

“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”

“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”

“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”

Having To Use The Train Wreck

The incumbent candidate, once riding high in the polls, found himself in a dead heat with his opponent

His campaign had been smooth and stress free. Suddenly his competition had gained ground overnight and the incumbent felt that the endorsement of a political heavy hitter was the missing component

His manager requested help from all the big names. The former president, his spouse, a former high profile candidate, the aging rock star, and the former sports super star were all busy and declined

Desperate for an endorsement, the candidate had to turn to the current President, the one with the rapidly fading mind

Watching the polls stating he and his opponent were tied within the margin of error, left him no choice

Maybe just once this divisive man might give his campaign a positive voice

His final speech before election day was to be on the Federal Courthouse steps in the state capitol

The President would have time for his writers to construct a speech about his party’s achievements as his opponent’s rebuttal

At the appointed time the protesters were assembled in force as those wanting a safe and secure America seemingly appeared out of the woodwork

The gas powered ten car motorcade pulled up, stumbling to the podium the President immediately called the protesters idiots with his trademark smirk

He then proceeded to tell he would shut down the coal plants and eliminate fossil fuel

His disdain for any opposition had taken him from being the great uniter, to being a back alley bully, to being down right cruel

The fact winter is rapidly approaching and a large percentage of his electorate, due to his self-created energy crisis will be hungry and cold

The candidate hoping for a boost was seen just offstage with his head buried in his hands needing to be consoled

This farce of a leader had just gone out of his way to bury this office holder

Wishing he had left this ineffective and failing man in his Delaware basement to molder

Your Speech is Free as long as We can Regulate It

Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Twitter has been sold

Purchased by Elon Musk, the idea being free speech may reappear and can no longer be leftist controlled

Of course this has the socialist media ownership up in arms

The idea that opposing ideas, thoughts and questions being freely posed has set off all kinds of alarms

Senator Elizabeth Warren, she of American Indian descent and a minority student at both Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School has stated “there will be rules” to block free speech

Free speech has always been a problem for her as she bought into the Russian collusion and wanted desperately to impeach

The scuff marks in the White House lawn were former President Obama’s as he left office convinced that a certain privileged few should determine what is free speech and what is not

As social media looks like it might move to the center, he advised that dynamic might be “tilting in the wrong direction” Implying believe only in the socialist agenda and anything else is considered a MAGA plot

Hillary, yes that Hillary, she of creating her own massive disinformation crusade attempting to save her faltering campaign, has appealed to the European Union to pass the Digital Services Act

With the threat of public upheaval, by passing this glorified Chinese communist program, the spineless EU will scare themselves into voting for state censorship and will form another gutless pact

It has to be horrifying watching a potential Red Wave washing over election day, leaving one’s New World Order and Climate Change money grab waving in the wind

And the angry voice from the White House comes from your own hand-picked marionette, now a worldwide laughingstock, cognitively deficient, and thin skinned

This time payback might really be a bitch. Disinformation is acceptable if reading about aliens raising wolfboy in the grocery check-out, but never question an open border

As they would feel the right to censor just so much as an opposing thought while lying prone at the feet of New World Order

Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

Baby Pin Cushion

The school children were all lined up in the cafeteria to receive their polio vaccine infused sugar cube

Vaccines were administered in the 50’s and 60’s without much debate before the invention of social media and You Tube

If one peeked at the arms of the these children, they would have noticed the scar from the scratch of glass to ward off smallpox

It didn’t take long for for Big Pharma to soon realize that vaccines could be a lucrative way to increase the value of their stocks

In addition to the necessary measles and mumps vaccines additional shots were developed to push on unsuspecting kids

Soon school systems were following CDC “recommendations” as entrance to school was either be multiple jabbed or just walking the halls of that school the law forbids

In an unbelieveable reach, the CDC recommends that babies 6 months and older be jabbed for Hep B that is mostly sexually transmitted

Then EUREKA! Covid splashed across the globe and suddenly the world is Big Pharma’s oyster. The eight test mice on trial didn’t die so the CDC recommendation of yearly shots in all infants were permitted

Able to cast their greedy net over the entire world population, Big Pharma was able to pass their untested biological agent as a safe and effective “vaccine”

Backed by the current administration in this hugely profitable scheme the US population becomes just another mark in this money machine

Also being kicked around is raising the price of the jab from the $30 charged the government to after the current contact expires, $110 to the end user

Meaning Big Pharma is the giant winner and the law abiding citizens and helpless infants are the loser

But things are looking up. So far there are no reports of the any of the eight test mice dying

So ignoring the reports of the jabbed dropping like flies in a DDT cloud, one can only see the 26 shots recommended by the CDC and the sound of babies crying

What’s Up with all these Peanut Allergies

The young boy eyed the lunch room lady with both anticipation and suspicion

The smell emanating from the cafeteria had given the lad an eerie premonition

Pushing the tray down the rail in wide-eyed fearfulness he waited for that dreaded sound

And there it was, the splash in the soup bowl of slimy tomato, looking like a dissected science experiment that drowned

Add to the sloshing of the soup bowl, the splat of the leaky peanut butter and jelly sandwich gluing itself to the melmac plate

This presentation passed for lunch once a month without any regard to the kid’s immediate fate

Flash forward fifty years and today’s crop of classmates would be watching their peers being wheeled out on stretchers in severe anaphylactic shock

It seems today that children need to to be cautious about what they ingest, or they’ll quickly be on their way to the doc

Currently food allergies are on the rise partially to the “clean environment” paranoia. Many foods besides peanuts are on the no eat list

Kids aren’t on the playground anymore sharing dirt, germs, and microbes causing the gut health to suffer and peanut butter sandwiches cease to exist

Helicopter parents standing at the ready with their sani-wipes, antibacterial soaps and sanitizing clothes detergents have weakened the immune systems

In an effort to keep their kids safe from illness the children themselves have become the victims

Who’da ever thought a jar of peanut butter could unleash a deadly effect on kids when the previous problem was always creamy or chunky

That and the fact the classroom full of screaming kids always smelled like the breath of a monkey

The microbes in the gut play an important part in overall health so let the kids play in the dirt

Besides this explains why rats, cockroaches and politicians seem to thrive in their own filth and always emerge unhurt

Truth is the First Casualty of War

The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.

If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share

But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth

Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth

The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war

This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor

Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding

His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing

His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt

Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat

The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar

He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire

His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class

While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas

The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”

End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit

The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied

You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride

America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

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