There’s nothing like a good war shown in full color video to control people’s emotions

Display burned out buildings, dismembered bodies and babies screaming in terror to standardize everyone’s notions

It doesn’t matter who is fighting. Get in front of a microphone and condemn assorted leaders

Ukrainians yeah, Russians boo, Jews yeah, Palestinians boo. Peruse the written indignation carefully as you adjust your readers

Turn potential voters into brow beaten mush. Make sure to silence any comment their upbringing and education may form

Call them racists, Islamphobes, anti-semantics, Nazis, Russian sympathizers and any other handle CNN may advise. It’s the perfect storm

It’s all a clever dodge to bring on the New World Order and what’s better than a war to distract and capture all the headlines

That bothersome election is coming up and we need to show decisive leadership before any wavering democrats force the dementia issue and he resigns

His 200 page document on how he will defeat the pandemic turned out to be a huge Big Pharma money grab

Lockdown social activity, cancel schools and churches, social distance, wear a mask and all get a jab

The economy is crumbling under everyone’s feet. The dollar menu will now net you a small drink and a napkin.

Gas is $4 a gallon, trips are now a wish, visits have become a zoom call, and there is no drilling or fracking

The first family’s bad deeds had become the lead story for the nightly newscast

Influence peddling, pedophilia, criminal offspring and anger at the teleprompter. The networks are not hesitating to bring up the past

The border is overrun like its Black Friday at Best Buy with migrants now brazenly mugging for the cameras as they wade across the river

Knowing full well wherever they land the American people will stand and deliver

Then due to the miserable and cowardly withdrawal from Afghanistan, Russia rolled into Ukraine in 2022

Thank God the leadership can look oh so Presidential and strike fear in Putin with sanctions, tough talk, and a crippling reduction in their revenue

Ukraine has since become a money vacuum with an increasingly annoying leader and sloth-like military advances

Now even left leaning politicians are questioning Ukraine’s blatant corruption and winning chances

So the wonderfully timed Israel bombing was a godsend to the current administration

It takes inquiring minds off current domestic issues such as their own corruption, the economy, multiple labor strikes, and mass migration

There’s nothing like a few bombs, wartime atrocities, and heart wrenching video to put the White House in a jubilant mood

As the US citizens know they will be funding the Washington war machine and continue to be screwed