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If Jaws was Filmed By Today’s Leftist Mob

In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment

In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent

The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path

The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath

Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote

Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”

Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands

“I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”

The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread

“I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”

Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release

“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”

By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas

“Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”

America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark

“Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”

America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit

And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order

Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border

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The Fat Kid Always Played Right Field

Back in the day before the internet became the driving force of today’s health repercussions

The slow fat kid always played right field with the coach hoping the ball didn’t bounce off his head causing concussions

But obesity wasn’t the problem it is today. The steady diet of screen time, soft drinks and pizza rolls has taken its toll

It’s easy to eat when the monotoned educator drones on about an uninteresting subject and the student lost all interest immediately after the teacher took role

Recently the American Academy of Pediatrics released new guidelines for treating childhood obesity advising updated treatments

Included in these listings were new rounds of medications and surgery causing raised eyebrows and parental disagreements

Big Pharma once again is popping the cork on celebratory champagne as many of the drugs mentioned are ongoing and expensive

Insurance may or may not pay the drug costs so throw covered bariatric surgery in the mix and have a medical professional sell the idea should you be apprehensive

There’s nothing like taking a self concious, sensitive kid and putting them through major surgery for a gastric sleeve or a lap band

It’s a quick susceptible solution to a problem when in a fair number of cases the issue could be solved by shutting the door on the over active social media gland

Seattle Public Schools this past week filed a lawsuit against Big Tech for creating a health crisis by creating mental addiction

This is the same type of public system that insisted on face time teaching, covid testing, shots and mask mandates for two years sounding much like a hypocritical contradiction

Public schools have lost a generation of kids. Poorly educated, angry, and not mentally equipped to handle society

Teaching that an individual’s choices will determine their future should become a priority

The fat kid probably didn’t like playing right field during the sixth inning in a lost cause of a game

But he learned at an early age that life is not always fair and participation trophies are meaningless and lame

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Baby Pin Cushion

The school children were all lined up in the cafeteria to receive their polio vaccine infused sugar cube

Vaccines were administered in the 50’s and 60’s without much debate before the invention of social media and You Tube

If one peeked at the arms of the these children, they would have noticed the scar from the scratch of glass to ward off smallpox

It didn’t take long for for Big Pharma to soon realize that vaccines could be a lucrative way to increase the value of their stocks

In addition to the necessary measles and mumps vaccines additional shots were developed to push on unsuspecting kids

Soon school systems were following CDC “recommendations” as entrance to school was either be multiple jabbed or just walking the halls of that school the law forbids

In an unbelieveable reach, the CDC recommends that babies 6 months and older be jabbed for Hep B that is mostly sexually transmitted

Then EUREKA! Covid splashed across the globe and suddenly the world is Big Pharma’s oyster. The eight test mice on trial didn’t die so the CDC recommendation of yearly shots in all infants were permitted

Able to cast their greedy net over the entire world population, Big Pharma was able to pass their untested biological agent as a safe and effective “vaccine”

Backed by the current administration in this hugely profitable scheme the US population becomes just another mark in this money machine

Also being kicked around is raising the price of the jab from the $30 charged the government to after the current contact expires, $110 to the end user

Meaning Big Pharma is the giant winner and the law abiding citizens and helpless infants are the loser

But things are looking up. So far there are no reports of the any of the eight test mice dying

So ignoring the reports of the jabbed dropping like flies in a DDT cloud, one can only see the 26 shots recommended by the CDC and the sound of babies crying

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Truth is the First Casualty of War

The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.

If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share

But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth

Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth

The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war

This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor

Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding

His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing

His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt

Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat

The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar

He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire

His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class

While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas

The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”

End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit

The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied

You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride

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America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

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Refusing All Responsibility

Once again he looked into the camera and whispered as he read, “It’s not my fault”

The fact America wakes up everyday poorer than the day before is due to the Ukrainian assault

Take no responsibility for any of your actions has become the new mantra for weak kneed Americans everywhere

Do something wrong, fail to pay off a debt, break a promise and there’s no longer a need to despair

Promise to unite America and end the hateful division and in less than two years you’ve managed to increase the parties’ separation

Blame all that on the republicans and the previous administration

Appoint your Vice President to take control of the border crisis and the unchecked immigration

After a 45-minute visit she offered up word salad about root causes and nothing at all about the Constitutional law desecration

Offer the manufacturers of the covid “vaccines” total immunity to any tragic side effects and any subsequent lawsuits

Continue to issue government mandates to effectively control the citizens without any fear of legal disputes

Forgive college loans that were willingly signed and now the $125,000 liberal arts degree isn’t providing enough to survive

One just didn’t think that a huge monthly note for the next thirty years would be hard to honor at twenty-eight five

Criminals can openly shop lift, attack the weak, and shoot at will but that’s not about behavior it’s all about their upbringing

As Congress stays obsessed with the January 6th keg party gone bad causing six weeks of taxpayer funded hand wringing

When you take no responsibility for any of your decisions it’s easy to stomp on the flag, written laws and citizens’ rights

Then claim its everyone elses’ fault when every decision fails and no one unites

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650 Bulldozers

Sleeping had been difficult. The previous twenty years of hard work had been wiped away in eighteen months by one failed administration

401, savings and a somewhat comfortable life had all been eradicated with the inflation taxation

Finally, drifting off, this individual had a new dream, and not the ongoing nightmare of demons chasing him down a narrow pathway

This vision came like a lightning bolt. The sequence, though somewhat blurry had a solution for Washington’s disarray

The nations’ citizens had been calling for deliverance from the left wing’s agenda disguised as climate change

The farce of blaming all things bad on Russia had become old hat. The dream image of fast resolution now didn’t seem at all strange

Washington has become united only by their childish behavior on both sides of the aisle

Demonstrated daily on all subjects such as Ukraine spending, the pandemic hoax, abortion rights, immigration, and the January 6th monkey trial

There is one sure bet however, these congressional people will all think with their wallet first and how to keep the money flowing to themselves

While America’s suffering and needs are reflected in higher prices and empty store shelves

It seems that neither house of congress can operate before 10am, so wait until the executive branch has it’s morning briefing with a side of prune juice and congress gavels to order

Then ring the west side of the congressional hill with 650 bulldozers like immigrants charging the southern border

Just remember to keep the elected officials rooted in place by waving an idea of more payola under their noses

And let the dozers push east until all that’s left is blacktop and a garden of roses

Burning that vilified diesel fuel, keep those big treads crashing through the congressional halls like a steer in a china shop

And keep pushing east until all the bull shit disappears and the bubbles stop

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The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

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I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

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When You’re Broke You’ll Be Woke

The brow beating frenzy has continued since inauguration day

“You will toe the line and you will obey”

The best way for people to do as they’re told has been used by the military for years

First you break a person completely down so taking orders will be the course he steers

Immediately put the pandemic fear in everyone. Keep showing the number of daily deaths and let all know they could be next

Track people by watching who takes the jab and who objects

Then force employers to mandate the vaccine or you’ll lose your job

Scream loudly about every naturally occurring variant and encourage the drama queen hysterical mob

Close the schools and keep the children muzzled and afraid

It took America the better part of two years to realize they were played

But that also meant, due to enforced regulations, a lot of middle class businesses went bust

Everything was good, said the man on the camera as long as you obeyed and in him you could trust

So you lost your life’s work, wore your mask, and did what you were told

But the kids weren’t dying, the masks were proven ineffective, and the boosters oversold

Now those lousy middle classers were hollering about empty store shelves and the price of hamburger meat and crackers

We couldn’t hide the inflation numbers from the peoples’ wallets, so we blamed the meat packers

Suddenly it’s only eight months to get this thing done

So let’s push Putin into rolling into Ukraine and blame the insane gas prices on Russia instead of who’s really holding the smoking gun

Smugly state that at six bucks a gallon, how does that electric car look to you?

Frankly, it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew

Because in just a few short months your warped vision of untold payola and your small pack of a woke mob

Will be blocked on every proposal and in three years you’re out of a job

You’ll be cursed by today’s children and grandchildren for having to shoulder your ever expanding debt and for treating their parents like pond scum

And leave behind a legacy that will be scorned by future politicians and historians for generations to come

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JABARAMA

Hello folks and welcome to the City Convention Center for our inaugural JABARAMA

Please be wearing your masks and practice social distancing as we don’t need any Karen type drama

If you’ll notice the vaccine vendors all have large booths set up and are proudly showing the current statistics

Each booth is showing why you should choose their shot based on private research displaying efficacy, the mild if any side effects, and other positive characteristics

Don’t ask about serious adverse reactions as those all happen to people with co-morbidities

So, if you currently have additional problems like respiratory, kidney issues, or are overweight please visit one of the many other booths there to help our attendees

By the way, if you have a moment or two have your picture taken with a life size cutout of Dr Fauci for your very own keepsake

The staff will then stamp the photo with his signature to be cherished forever even though like him it’s all fake

Also check your watches as there will be a seminar about the timing of future shots featuring representatives from the drug manufacturers

And as a special attraction, a surprise guest from the Wuhan lab will be available to deny all plausibility through his translators

So step right up. Pack up your spouse, granny, your kids and infants, and your puppy dogs

And don’t forget on your way out to stop by the souvenir shop for a t-shirt or an embossed vax card or order online from one of our catalogs

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