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I Saw A Biden Sticker On A Cadillac

In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief

Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief

Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite

But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite

The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared

The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord

Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks

The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks

The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways

Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways

With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car

With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar

The Snake Pit

The snakes had been freed, last November America opened their cages and out they crawled

The Spitting Cobras then proceeded to spout fictional stats, half truths and bald faced lies and any attempt to counter was stonewalled

Question the expertise and one can see the serpents coil and hear them begin to rattle

One’s expected to accept their spoken word as gospel and follow like cattle

Big Pharma is slithering around looking for another massive payday by enlisting the rat snakes to vaccinate kids

There is no long range data on possible harm from this serum but no one is to question this as the chief Worm Snake forbids

The border is not open or so the Puff Adder the big reptile appointed to Washington states

But those ain’t water moccasins crossing the river overwhelming communities and leaving them in dire straits

There’s still a multitude of people stuck behind enemy lines in Afghanistan

That’s what happened when their escorts out dropped their weapons and ran

The dismal retreat was ordered by the Chicken Snake in charge completely bungling the end of the war

Only to run back to Delaware and scream he was backed into a corner and lay the blame at someone else’s door

Campaign for the no count Sidewinder in charge of the west coast

Shout his praise over the din of homeless encampments, the noise of businesses shuttering and the crackle of forests that are now toast

Finally after your relentless attempt to destroy the United States and ruling over one disaster after another

Send your Copperhead out to face the press with her uncanny ability to act like any question is not worth her time and goes in ear and out the other

Which Way To Delaware

Much has been written about Biden’s mental state and his capacity to tend to the country’s needs

But simply put it is his hatred of all things Trump that determines America’s fate and the major factor in how he leads

Now after he makes a decision based on his hand picked cronies’ bad advice and his loathing of Trump, he then runs to Delaware or Camp David to hide

The optics of this horrendous Presidency is not only obvious to Trump but also to the country’s leaders worldwide

Creating one disaster after another Biden shows the grit and determination of a down and out gambler looking for his one big score

If Trump got it right it must be changed, handcuffing the the American people behind his pandemic rants creating a vaccination war showing all what the future has in store

And keep that pandemic raging by bringing in a covid positive illegals and depositing them in pre-selected areas to force the continued use of mandates

Trump wanted schools open with face to face learning but now shut them down until the deep pocketed Teachers Unions’ demands are met, this is not open for debates

Forget about his previous racist speeches of the past, he’s now throwing billions at minority causes to demonstrate how liberal he has become

When out of the other side of his mouth he’s stating “what good is Afghanistan to us now?” Sounds like white supremacy and then some

He’s surrounded himself with the most inept group of advisors one would have ever thought possible

Between his cabinet and military confidants it appears their only goal is to identify wokeness and encourage massive spending leaving congress mostly inoperable

Trump wanted a closed border so throw it open to all looking for a free ride

And let the towns and cities cope with this invasion straining all the resources they can provide

Trump had the USA energy independent, closed the border, had an orderly troop withdrawal on his agenda, canceled the new green deal, inflation was nil, and things were good as far as a lot of America was concerned

Buddha once stated. “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one that gets burned”

Unfortunately Biden is taking America down with his blind anger and the citizens before long will realize what his childish behavior will cost before he’s done

Maybe next time he should just sneak up to Trump’s front door with a paper bag of dog poo, light it, ring the doorbell and run

Trying Hard To Keep A Blog Current

It’s hard to keep a blog current with this administration

The liberal media trained to praise all thing socialist are also left in exasperation

They spin a story one day praising the decisiveness of the demented one

Only to have Biden change course and their fable needs to be redone

He killed a pipeline on the first day and seven months later he’s asking the mid east to produce more oil

It seems he was losing popularity due to skyrocketing gas prices and needed his voters to stay loyal

He and his vice president both publicly exclaimed they didn’t trust the new vaccines

But America missed his bold vaccination prediction and he is now weaponizing the jab to interfere with the citizen’s routines

Taking credit for the jobs created by the states that stood up to his mask mandate

When in reality the new variant and mandates will cause the employment to once again stagnate

He’s paying people to sit on their duff, extending the rent moratorium, and now increasing benefits for their food stamps

Like baby birds waiting for the big government worm, why work when doing nothing people can live like champs

When things head south for his team he’s quick to stir the racial pot by screaming Jim Crow and white supremacy

As he hides from actual non-scripted questions in Delaware and Camp David afraid of his own incompetency

The border is wide open. The welcome mat is out and the invaders are being dropped in random cities by the the bus load

Criminals, diseased and the unskilled are all delivered COD to the taxpayers while confidence in this guy continues to erode

The Russians, the Chinese and the North Koreans are having a field day with their cyber attacks

With a firm “shame shame on you” from the woke inepts in charge we’ll see who the first country is that cracks

Demonstrating his true expertise he publicly attested to the military might of the Afghani soldiers to defend their border

Using the Biden plan of securing the border the Taliban secured the country in very short order

Showing the world in high definition what it’s like to have the USA as a friend

Cut and run in the middle of the night leaving the majority of their citizens in a hopeless situation they can’t defend

He and his administration have continuously shown they’re in over their head in so many ways

With the rubble left in their wake it’s hard to believe they’ve only been in office a couple of hundred days

Brace For Sudden Impact

Good morning and welcome aboard Third World Airlines based in Washington DC

We are pleased to announce that we have a very diverse group with us today including covid carrying illegal immigrants, two Texas democrats and an Afghan refugee

Because of our air filtration we have tried to consolidate the wheezing and coughing passengers to the back of the plane

We have removed all weapons from the known MS-13 members and have many rolls of duct tape should we need to restrain

We also have a special welcome to the Afghan woman on board and are truly sorry for all your sisters who have died

While watching the years of America’s blood, tears, money and Afghanistan’s capitols being swept away like sand castles at high tide

Upon reaching cruising altitude the flight attendants will pass through the cabin with a beverage cart, please try to have the correct change

Due to inflation the cost of a soft drink is now thirty dollars and we do have financing available should you need to arrange

For another fifty dollars you may purchase a set of headphones to view the in-flight movie

Today’s feature stars that wacky Hunter Biden in various stages of drunkenness, nakedness, espionage selling and all things he considers fu**ing groovy

In the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from an above compartment. Place this mask over your existing face covering, put your head between your knees and brace for impact

This is important, should you live through the crash and you’re not double masked you will be arrested and that’s a fact

We would like to thank you for choosing Third World Airlines while trying to ignore America’s plight

So sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight

They’re Mysteriously Ookie-The Biden Family

Duh nuh nah nah nah snap snap

Duh nuh nah nah nah snap snap

They’re hair sniffing creepy and gaffe ridden kooky

They’re all together criminally ookie

The Biden Family

Their son is a conman with a laptop so juicy

He sells his color by numbers to a groupie

He deals with foreign enemies and gives a cut to Big Droopy

The Biden Family

The mini-skirted spouse is a doctor of nothing and really kinda loopy

But she puts the dementia pills in the Big Guy’s soupy

The Biden Family

Mysteriously hiding in his basement with his finger on the codes spooky

And allowing the U.S. to be a doormat for all thing Ruski

The Biden Family

The White House is an empty mausoleum

When people streaming across the border come to see ’em

As they’re in Delaware eating ice cream

Causing taxpayers to scream

The Biden Family

It’s time to put a protest face on

A gas powered vehicle to crawl on

We need to pay call on

The Biden Family

What The Initials Really Mean In 2021

In Washington when government agencies are deemed important they’re referred to by their initials.

The business cards all contain these identifiers when swapped among the officials

Things have changed since the original letter designation as demonstrated by what is to follow.

Randomly selected organizations are shown but new definitions of government institutions could continue indefinitely and that makes it even harder to swallow

THEN: ICE Immigration and Customs Enforcement This department was originally formed to enforce immigration regulations but fell into disfavor among the third world supporters

NOW: ICE Immigrants Can Escape Biden’s disdain for this group and his open border policy has provided much jubilation for the mainstream media reporters

THEN: BLM Bureau of Land Management This organization was formed to sustain the health and productivity of public lands, Unfortunately it was discovered that some of the land managed contained stands of White Oak

NOW: BLM Black Lives Matter The new meaning of these now communist sympathizers is to violently clash with everything white and demand to be at the forefront of all things woke

THEN: CDC Center for Disease Control Originally a group assigned to protect the health and safety of American citizens

NOW: CDC Center for Dangerous Communication A puppet for the WHO issuing guidelines that appear to be a moving target as the jaded public has grown weary of the constant revisions

THEN: DHS Department of Homeland Security Originally formed to protect America from outside forces that among other things thwart terrorists that may try to cross the border

NOW: DHS Distribution of Homeless Squatters Now used primarily to give an ole’ type wave at the thousands crossing the Rio Grande river and help on waiting buses as if under a direct White House order

THEN: FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Formed to investigate potential crime on a national level. Television shows and movies praised the integrity of this group

NOW: FBI Foney Baloney Information In spite of the spelling this cluster of dubious individuals now just make needed information up to help their agenda and lie to protect it until someone steps in their own poop

Luckily rumor has it that a new Bureau is being formed that all departments will answer too. That being the III or Bureau of Incompetent Idiots Identified.

And the request for approximately half a million employees needed seems both rational and justified

Defending The Alamo In 2021

For thirteen days a group of mostly Texans repelled the Mexican army and defended the Alamo mission

With few troops and a small band of volunteers they fought Santa Anna and his regulars while low on food and ammunition

Eventually the Texans were overwhelmed, defeated and died, each and every defender

One hundred eighty nine men crossed the line drawn in sand and stayed to fight rather than surrender

Fast forward 185 years and the elected Texas democrats are facing a battle of their own

It seems that voting rights for all are at stake making it hard to cheat causing this group to piss and moan

Knowing they are out numbered, they did what any coward would do

They gathered up in a group, boarded a plane and to DC they flew

Leaving their electorate gasping as to why they voted for people prone to turn tail and run

Smugly these quitters tweeted about their gutlessness and crowed about how they won

Sadly they didn’t win. They just showed the world what American politics has become

Spineless people going over the hill owning the backbone of pond scum

Combine this group with Biden’s disastrous open border blueprint

And if this group was to defend the Alamo the white flag goes up on day one and Santa Anna wins in a sprint

Do That To Me One More Time

Back in the day Captain and Tenille crooned a sultry tune about doing it one more time

Toni Tennille coquettishly divulged she could “never get enough of a man like you” as that would be sublime

Currently that applies to the democrats’ version of Biden’s policies as “once is never enough with a man like you”

His agenda controlled by the congressional majority steam rolls along in a joyless attempt to turn America blue

His first 100 days were to change the course of the USA by way of bulling through executive orders and budget reconciliation

Forget about inflation and price increases passed onto the backs of hard working Americans while hiding behind the statement of no new taxation

Maybe a sexy song should be written about Biden’s first 100 days and the pain his agenda inflicts

Bear in mind this is the same length of time as the average lifespan of some species of blood sucking ticks

He killed jobs on day one saying the oil industry is bad and was smug about it until the gas lines formed

America was quickly grinding to a halt as gas distribution ceased, price gouging was rampant and service stations were swarmed

The southern border is not having a crisis, just ignore those hundreds of picnickers cooling their heels in the creek

The cartels are loving every minute. Forget drugs grab a child, charge a fortune and just drop the kid off at the border as there is no need to sneak

Buddy up to Iran, drop the sanctions and give them money so Americans can watch them burn the flag and chant death to the infidels

And claim to be a friend to Israel while watching their citizens run from the bombshells

Hide behind your Teachers Union to keep the public school children two years behind the rest of the world

And make sure to keep God out of the National Day of Prayer and on Police Appreciation Day keep Old Glory furled

Perhaps the increasingly poor and media weary citizens might try out an idea currently being employed by Chicago to control rats

The city turned 1000 feral cats loose in hopes of driving the rodents out of their habitats

However to control the rats in DC the cats would have to be tiger sized and 1000 wouldn’t be enough

Perhaps several thousand felines prowling the congressional halls could kill the rats but then one would have to listen to the big cats bitching about their food source being old, leathery, hollow and tough

Keeping The Covid Current

The dim glow of the lamp illuminated the people seated around the table and the strain on their faces

It seems some of the mandates were being ignored and yet there was a drop in new covid cases

The old crone was wildly gesturing with her hands in a willy nilly fashion

Her mask billowing from her botox features emphasizing her anger and misdirected passion

“Just who does Texas and and Florida think they are?” she screeched

“They are ignoring our hourly CDC press releases. We need to have those neanderthal governors impeached’

“Relax Nana,” said the oily guy with the half glasses. “We’re heading this disobedience off before the rest of the nation realizes we’re on a mission from Mao”

‘We’re letting the border situation take take care of Texas. The onslaught of covid carrying illegals will be our sacred cow”

“Since we’re busing these people everywhere when new virus outbreaks pop up we can order more shut downs”

“Hopefully the same will happen in Florida with the maskless spring breakers. They’ll travel back home and spread the virus all over their towns”

Suddenly the mood in the room brightened. A warm glow showed on all in attendance

They realized that wonderful pandemic was keeping their electorate from thinking independence

The group then relaxed and sat back dreamily eyeing their blue state payoffs and newly acquired riches

Secure in knowing that by creating an occasional crisis and then throwing the gullible public a bone, they can continue to treat all citizens as their little bitches

You Can Keep Your Doctor

The uninformed were cheering, this is a plan to save us all and the Big Guy is terrific

The Bidencare plan had been implemented and the list of in-network doctors was specific

What seemed like a cool refreshing oasis turned into just another mirage

It seems most doctors with real degrees went to cash only clinics and left very few physicians in the Biden entourage

The VA docs were bailing as the new administration was ordering them to administer to the horde of illegal alien diseases

Leaving veterans once again at the back of the line behind immigrants looking for free healthcare while trying to avoid their sneezes

The number of in-network MD’s under the new improved Bidencare had dwindled to three physicians

The good news is these “experts” were taking new patients including those with pre-conditions

First up was Bill Gates. Bill was a computer nerd tapped by the new IBM home computer market to use his software

His pocket protector must be enshrined in the Geek Hall of Fame as he became a multi-billionaire

Because he does support the causes he believes in, his Foundation aids in squashing the pandemic

Since money buys power he feels he has the authority to advise peoples’ behavior to stop the world wide epidemic

Next up is Doctor Anthony Fauci, the ongoing voice of doom and despair currently reveling in his fifteen minutes of fame

An alleged expert, Dr Fauci was disastrously wrong about many of his predictions. Now Biden rewarded him as chief medical advisor and that’s a shame

Finally we get to Granny Clampett, a simple woman dedicated to curing peoples’ ills

Having no use for “city doctors” using multiple visits and tests to heal the chills

Not needing money Granny would be open to bartering for her expertise

A shot of her rheumatiz medicine and some homemade tonic were the remedies of choice as she holds no degrees

Of the three choices I’m sticking with Granny as on her approach to healing and her bedside manner I’ve come to rely

Besides I might just get to sit down at the fancy eating table for vittles of buzzard eggs and possum pie

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