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A New World Order Christmas

Mandatory overtime had been issued for the last ninety days. The elves were not in their usual joyous mood.

Santa was using his whip on those he considered shirkers as he resorted to constantly cursing and appeared unglued

He was living with new work orders that had been issued by the high command that threatened him with immediate dismissal

It seems that the standard toys such as dolls and video games had been replaced with New Green Deal themed gifts causing the hair on Santa’s neck to bristle

Here it was just before the annual nighttime sleigh ride and he was still scrounging favors from his suppliers to put his list together

His elf packers were frantically loading the sleigh with their hastily drawn plan-o-grams while Santa was grumbling about the approaching weather

“Climate change, my fat ass,” he thought as pulled on his thermal underwear and specially insulated gloves

He already knew he’d be spending this entire Christmas Eve leaving presents behind that no kid loves

Big on his list were mantle display jars so progressive parents could proudly exhibit little Billy’s testicles as mommy and daddy decided to go with the gender-less fad

Santa was also perplexed with the number of requests for the Trump digital trading cards as he studied his list on his I-pad

It seems that Trump in a Superman suit was gaining on the demands for a look alike Zelensky green t-shirt

Security cameras and alarm systems were loaded on the sleigh in an attempt to keep the huge influx of migrants out of people’s homes as the unabated surge continues from the southern desert

The list also highlighted the most requested stocking stuffer as being air freshener and shoe cleaner to help with the odor of having to step through the homeless human waste left on the steps of the office entryway

“It’s gonna be a weird Christmas,” thought Santa as he was checking his orders against what was loaded on his sleigh

“I just hope we don’t get chopped to bits by some spinning windmill that is hard to see in the dark”

Hoping that this year’s “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night,” wouldn’t be his last remark

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Truth is the First Casualty of War

The scenes from the Vietnam War were horrific, dead and bloodied casualties were evening TV fare.

If it bleeds it leads or so the televison news thought as they fought their own battles for viewing share

But somehow Walter, Chet and David could look at the camera, read the news, and what they spoke was accepted as the truth

Today we watch what passes as news with a jaded eye as we listen to the deceitful press and Presidential sound bites becoming more and more uncouth

The silent majority suffers through the constant daily drumbeats of the threat of war

This isn’t a nuclear threat as the President has begun to callously toss around, this is the war on everyday Americans this administration seems to abhor

Biden has been in office for almost two years and his appeal that he’s not Trump is rapidly subsiding

His accomplishments to this date has been in all races, genders and religions completely dividing

His misguided obsessive climate change policies are killing the once thriving economy by driving up inflation and forcing America into a recession and further in debt

Let “em shiver in the winter, keep them immobile with the price of gas, and keep the fearful shaking with another lockdown threat

The fact is this reckless ineffectual pawn was elected by being a first class liar

He and his second class family are only in Washington as figureheads and for all the riches their position can acquire

His tired demented eyes view the migrants streaming across the border as indentured servants for the ruling class

While citizens watch their paychecks and rights dwindle, their tax money being pumped into a puppet foreign government and into the pump for a tank of gas

The solutions are painfully simple. Close the gate, reopen the efficient oil industry, and wean Zelensky from “Big Mama’s tit”

End the scientifically proven ineffectual vaccine mandate, hire the fired vaccine refused personnel back, stop catering to a small leftist mob and best of all, pack up the entire Executive Branch and quit

The American people deserve better. You looked into their eyes and deliberately lied

You’ve failed as a leader, a statesman and as a man. Resign now while you still have some pride

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America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

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The New Age Settlers

The music was playing the movie soundtrack being shown on the drop down screen

It was early morning and the family of four was heading to the airport happy they didn’t have to show proof of vaccine

The back and the car top of the SUV were loaded with luggage needed for the week long resort stay

As the family breezed along they didn’t observe the darkened van behind the billboard eyeing them only as prey

The husband sleepily drinking his coffee glanced up at a shape looming in his rear view mirror

There were no lights, but the image was blocking the entire back as the dark silhouette drew nearer

“Hon,” said the suddenly awake husband. I think we’re being tailgated by a large van”

Shushing the children the wife went pale as the van rammed the back bumper crushing it like a tin can

“Jack!” screamed the wife. “Do you think these are the Migrant Banditos?”

“Honey, be cool” whispered Jack. “They’re after our luggage and money. Just cooperate and let them have our stuff and they can disappear back to their area incognito”

This family thinking they were on a fun family outing didn’t realize they were about to enter the 2024 version of the Twilight Zone

Left on the side of the road, they were stranded and stripped of everything they own

Sure, they knew how to get their belongings back if they were brave enough to venture into the No Go Section

The area was on the south side of the city and the repurposed goods were sold out of an abandoned Walmart and under migrant protection

The illegals have no issue with supply chains as they have set up their own distribution network for goods and services

The liberal government has seemingly condoned this activity by turning their back for all tense and purposes

The cops had been ordered to stand down as problems that arose were handled internally relieving the cops as they were outmanned and outgunned

The beleaguered police force was down to a bare bones personnel minimum after all the screams to defund

The migrant population can now purchase whatever they need with their new online currency set up by the ruling cartel

Resigned to their entry level wages with no hope of advancement, this new form of purchasing power gives them all leverage to buy and sell

Using the mantra of “head north young man” the migrants were moving into a new frontier much like the early American settler

And the Biden administration can pat itself on the back and proclaim that’s how we “build back better”

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Refusing All Responsibility

Once again he looked into the camera and whispered as he read, “It’s not my fault”

The fact America wakes up everyday poorer than the day before is due to the Ukrainian assault

Take no responsibility for any of your actions has become the new mantra for weak kneed Americans everywhere

Do something wrong, fail to pay off a debt, break a promise and there’s no longer a need to despair

Promise to unite America and end the hateful division and in less than two years you’ve managed to increase the parties’ separation

Blame all that on the republicans and the previous administration

Appoint your Vice President to take control of the border crisis and the unchecked immigration

After a 45-minute visit she offered up word salad about root causes and nothing at all about the Constitutional law desecration

Offer the manufacturers of the covid “vaccines” total immunity to any tragic side effects and any subsequent lawsuits

Continue to issue government mandates to effectively control the citizens without any fear of legal disputes

Forgive college loans that were willingly signed and now the $125,000 liberal arts degree isn’t providing enough to survive

One just didn’t think that a huge monthly note for the next thirty years would be hard to honor at twenty-eight five

Criminals can openly shop lift, attack the weak, and shoot at will but that’s not about behavior it’s all about their upbringing

As Congress stays obsessed with the January 6th keg party gone bad causing six weeks of taxpayer funded hand wringing

When you take no responsibility for any of your decisions it’s easy to stomp on the flag, written laws and citizens’ rights

Then claim its everyone elses’ fault when every decision fails and no one unites

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650 Bulldozers

Sleeping had been difficult. The previous twenty years of hard work had been wiped away in eighteen months by one failed administration

401, savings and a somewhat comfortable life had all been eradicated with the inflation taxation

Finally, drifting off, this individual had a new dream, and not the ongoing nightmare of demons chasing him down a narrow pathway

This vision came like a lightning bolt. The sequence, though somewhat blurry had a solution for Washington’s disarray

The nations’ citizens had been calling for deliverance from the left wing’s agenda disguised as climate change

The farce of blaming all things bad on Russia had become old hat. The dream image of fast resolution now didn’t seem at all strange

Washington has become united only by their childish behavior on both sides of the aisle

Demonstrated daily on all subjects such as Ukraine spending, the pandemic hoax, abortion rights, immigration, and the January 6th monkey trial

There is one sure bet however, these congressional people will all think with their wallet first and how to keep the money flowing to themselves

While America’s suffering and needs are reflected in higher prices and empty store shelves

It seems that neither house of congress can operate before 10am, so wait until the executive branch has it’s morning briefing with a side of prune juice and congress gavels to order

Then ring the west side of the congressional hill with 650 bulldozers like immigrants charging the southern border

Just remember to keep the elected officials rooted in place by waving an idea of more payola under their noses

And let the dozers push east until all that’s left is blacktop and a garden of roses

Burning that vilified diesel fuel, keep those big treads crashing through the congressional halls like a steer in a china shop

And keep pushing east until all the bull shit disappears and the bubbles stop

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The Oak Hill HOA and Vigilante Committee

The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt

“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”

“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”

“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”

“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”

“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”

“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”

“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”

“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”

“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”

“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”

“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”

“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”

“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”

“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”

“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”

“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”

“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”

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Armadillos, Joro Spiders and Open Borders

The creature was flattened by a passing car and seven trucks a few hours ago

The scales and internal organs were now part of the Alabama highway and the underside of the car that delivered the fatal blow

It wasn’t long ago that an armadillo was a rarity to be ogled by children visitors at the zoo

Now they are competing with possums for the number one position of roadside stew

Recently the Joro spider has been spreading non-stop throughout NE Georgia, their webs and large soft bodies ruining many a walk

Thinking one is wiping sweat off the back of their neck and feeling that large soft body of a spider can cause quite a shock

Though considered generally harmless, they apparently arrived on a shipping container from the far east and made themselves at home

Ballooning on the wind currents by use of a modified web gives them ample areas to roam

As with all species considered invasive these spiders have now become part of the habitat

And their sheer numbers make it difficult for homeowners and gardeners to combat

Much like kudzu, congongrass and Chinese privet stopping the spread is a constant battle

And because the invasion isn’t happening in their state the pressure on the pious lawmakers doesn’t seem to cause them to rattle

Perhaps when these self-absorbed elitists are combing Joro spiders out of their hair and twisting their ankles in armadillo holes

They’ll realize their blindness to their electorate’s plight should have included better policy and stringent controls

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Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

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The Democrat’s New Order Dictionary Vol. I

Collins Dictionary describes definition as: a statement giving meaning of a word or expression especially in a dictionary

However the meaning of a word to the new Washington wordsmiths is purely discretionary

Once again the problem comes down to those pesky written definitions. Use one word or statement to depict an agenda and someone will wave a dictionary in your face

So this administration has developed a unique idea to rewrite the definitions should they need to use an all encompassing word to make their case

The following examples highlight terms currently being redefined to satisfy their needs

Keep in mind the way this term is used is the new definition and the usage in terms of previous definitions, this now supersedes

Unity: a condition of harmony; the quality or state of being one

Currently unity appears to have all citizens become destitute and therefore government dependant and when questioned about it watch the President cut and run

Border: a line separating two political or geographical areas especially countries

Currently the term applies in both a geographical and political area only to Ukraine as in the United States the line is used to count the number of migrant crossings and illegal entries

Deter: to turn aside, discourage, or prevent from acting

Currently deter had been liberally used with sanctions to keep Russia from crossing the previously mentioned border but a testy President now insists that sanctions would not deter Putin from enacting

Woman: an adult female person

Currently there is some confusion as how to define a woman, apparently needing a biologist and test results involving blood and urine

In trying to keep up with the new definitions coming out of Washington, the thumping sound you hear is poor Mr. Webster flipping in his grave

Much like the population of this republic now being gender fluid perhaps the New Order Dictionary is just as fluid and dictionaries published before 2020 you don’t need to save

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El Partido Politico de Los Gigantes

Captain’s log, Stardate 2040: The new party had swept the election and were victorious

Celebrating in Spanish at the podium, the newly elected group claimed this moment was glorious

The latest ruling class, the newcomers who had crossed in 2022, had been declared citizens in Biden’s last act

Just like everything else from the Biden regime, another scheme another failure and the now ex- ruling class was hacked

Figuring the millions that had crossed would vote democratic, this group once again misfired when it came to understanding human uniqueness

People weren’t fleeing a tyrannical government leaving behind everything they knew to replace one with another demonstrating the self-serving democrats’ conceptual weakness

By allowing a huge voter block into what was the United States, Biden and company had opened the door for a new ruling class in DC

Freed from the illegal moniker, this group sent the entrenched elites packing and now coined the phrase of WED or “Washington Elite Deportee”

Conservative by nature, this party didn’t want to live on a government hand-out or a welfare check

The dems had erroneously figured this group would be the new labor class, minimum wage workers that deserved little respect

Except the gardeners had now traded in their shears and housekeeping had parked their laundry carts and worked their way into the boardrooms

Leaving the third place democrat party, BLM, the squad, and the blue states’ leadership running on e-fumes

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