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JABARAMA

Hello folks and welcome to the City Convention Center for our inaugural JABARAMA

Please be wearing your masks and practice social distancing as we don’t need any Karen type drama

If you’ll notice the vaccine vendors all have large booths set up and are proudly showing the current statistics

Each booth is showing why you should choose their shot based on private research displaying efficacy, the mild if any side effects, and other positive characteristics

Don’t ask about serious adverse reactions as those all happen to people with co-morbidities

So, if you currently have additional problems like respiratory, kidney issues, or are overweight please visit one of the many other booths there to help our attendees

By the way, if you have a moment or two have your picture taken with a life size cutout of Dr Fauci for your very own keepsake

The staff will then stamp the photo with his signature to be cherished forever even though like him it’s all fake

Also check your watches as there will be a seminar about the timing of future shots featuring representatives from the drug manufacturers

And as a special attraction, a surprise guest from the Wuhan lab will be available to deny all plausibility through his translators

So step right up. Pack up your spouse, granny, your kids and infants, and your puppy dogs

And don’t forget on your way out to stop by the souvenir shop for a t-shirt or an embossed vax card or order online from one of our catalogs

The Media might be doing a Little Fence Sitting

2021 has come and gone. Congress has reconvened and the first 100 days are long since over

After four plus years of Trump bashing with or without actual facts, 2021 was supposed to be the year the MSM rolled in clover

They had achieved an unwritten goal of destroying a way of life and obtaining a socialist aspiration by swaying the US to the left

The social media had bombarded the voting public with daily updates about all things white being racist and had Trump whining about election theft

The nightly network news was able to amplify every misstep by politicians and police to fit their narration

Leaving only the snarky Fox group to sound the trumpets for the right leaning organization

But like any bully given a little power, the left tried to claim all their toys in an unimaginable spending spree

The power grab was highlighted by talking heads shown on national TV slandering all who disagree

But a surprising thing happened to these mouth pieces after a very bumpy year of repeated daily exposure

To stay ahead, the media turned on these government puppets when their lying and cheating came under full disclosure

The list goes on and on as Biden’s son was caught influence peddling with the enemy, Fauci was tied to Big Pharma and the Wuhan lab, Pelosi had to justify her stock trading, and AOC was sure everyone wanted sex with her

The MSM was salivating and hungry for for any story to keep their failing rating out of the dumpster

CNN was on the verge of losing their nightly broadcast ratings to air fryer infomercials and their once smug personalities might be considering part-time gigs at a wet t-shirt joint

In a course of one short year they became cheerleaders for the worst year in American modern history as their tired voice became synonymous with the verb disappoint

Their nightly faces plastered all over the HD screens were looking less like admired broadcasters and more like mug shots on a wanted posters

Middle America had grown tired of of being force fed slanted talking points on every newscast by the elitist east and west coasters

So like chameleons on the branch of a tree their colors mysteriously began to change

Board room bean counters demanding better ratings advised their writers the choice of being employed or a target on a shooting range

These politicians will soon be handed their walking papers in landslide victories by the right leaning opposition

It would be advisible for the networks to seek higher ground on the crown in the middle of the road in an effort to not provide additional ammunition

Because broadcasting while bowing to a party’s uncompromising position, might be reflected in the horror of losing your high profile job and having to work for a living

That will only be expanded by having to answer to your viewership for the hardships they are now facing and that may prove to be unforgiving

Any Variant is a New Green Deal

The numbers were phenomenal. Sales of their new vaccine had been through the roof

Suddenly people that had been vaccinated and supposedly immune were getting sick. New cases shown from each state were the proof.

The boardroom was quiet as the CEO rose to speak. “This is unacceptable, people are starting to question our capability.”

“We have to act fast while our leader is holding on to the pandemic as his savior before he gets the boot due to his senility.”

“People are no longer lining up and rolling up their sleeves as they are defying the government’s mandate”

“We can’t allow people to begin to think for themselves and our momentum to stagnate”

“What we need is a new variant to spook the population. That always sends them scurrying to the nearest clinic”

“Sure, there will always be people to question our drug with cases showing multiple clots and heart issues but by scaring enough people we can withstand the occasional cynic”

“Has anyone here seen a country with an outbreak that looks a little different from what we’re seeing now?”

“J.R.,” said one of the researchers from behind his laptop screen. “I see where 63 people dropped dead in Macao”

“Terrific! No wait a minute isn’t Macao now controlled by China. That might just be another experiment by the Wuhan lab”

“Come to think of it, this could be perfect. We could put the Chinese scare into the population just to make sure they all line up for another jab”

“We could recycle our excess vaccines, package the product differently and relabel it as Booster 4.”

“That way the government will continue to pour money into our coffers and we can hide huge amounts of profits into bank accounts offshore”

“We should send China a thank you note. If we can spring a new variant every six months or so, our profits will continue to soar, as it looks like we’ve only just begun”

“Since the government has granted us immunity from law suits we can say we love our new variants. To paraphrase Tiny Tim, God bless the new viruses everyone

Knock Knock

“Who’s there?” asked the resident. “Pizza,” said the voice from the other side

“I didn’t order pizza,” said the resident. “I’m actually from the the government,” said the voice at the door. “You are ordered to take the shot so don’t try to hide.”

Yes, it has come to this. The thin skinned President missed his vaccination goal so he’s threatening to set a mandate in place

Workers will now go door to door forcing the jab on an unwilling population promoted as a patriotic duty when in reality he’s trying to save face

He blew his 70% prediction as the numbers from a skeptical public for shots administered continue to nose-dive

The President so desperately wants to be looked upon a great leader after standing in Obama’s shadow that this door to door scheme was the best plan he could connive

He ran his campaign on how efficiently he could implement the vaccine roll out and hadn’t expected push back

So borrowing a page from Hitler’s book he’s now threatening to send workers door to door to get his prediction back on track

America has survived plagues of Spanish flu, smallpox, typhus, scarlet fever, cholera, yellow fever, polio and diphtheria

With much less medical knowledge and therapies but that doesn’t seem to enter into his criteria

He doesn’t care a large contingency of people feel that injecting themselves with unproven vaccines for a virus with a huge survival rate is not their cup of tea

He’s convinced himself all need this shot to regain momentum and back up his electoral guarantee

He wants to be remembered as a game changer. One future generations will compare to great Presidents of the past

So he’ll shuffle through life and continue to be a legend in his own mind until any rational thought is compromised or he breathes his last

Money For Nothing And Your Pricks For Free

Congress is currently battling within themselves to decide how much more they want to put America in hock

What’s another 1.9 trillion anyway? The new President had promised payment so what’s with this Congressional deadlock?

One group says turn the money loose, we’ll worry about the consequences later

“We have the votes” they howl to their delight and the smile of the newly elected dictator

The other group thinks this might be too much money, funds that America doesn’t have

The USA’s debt wound is bleeding profusely and for that there is no salve

The debt is outpacing economic growth at a rate last seen in 1946

To right this ship drastic cuts will be required in government spending slashing pet projects in spite of the pain this inflicts

Fighting the pandemic hasn’t been easy with every unfounded lockdown adding to the nation’s blight

Led by a very small man holding a personal grudge writing counter productive executive orders adding to the nation’s plight

Advancing his agenda to the praise of his toadies he figures the best way to move forward is to kill jobs

His complete blindness to the future of America is caused by his own petty hatred when in reality it’s his own citizens he robs

His promised stoppage of the virus has turned into chaos as people are unsure of the number of masks they need to wear and where and when they’ll get their free arm prick

Sign up slots open when word of a vaccine delivery might show up, but to get the shot before Christmas you need to sign up quick

And speaking of pricks, inside the Washington beltway the pricks are thick as thieves

And will stay that way as long as in the Washington system the oblivious citizen believes

This Time it won’t be Col. Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick

As America peers over its’ masks and tries to get back to business as usual
And the states and the US government argue over what is constitutional

The tired poor huddled masses are trying to determine what is safe and what is not
Should they stay at home or venture out and give the new world a shot

There are virtually no clues as to where the virus is lurking and where it is attached
The knowledge feverishly supplied by the current crop of experts demonstrates the surface has barely been scratched

You’ve used the drive thru at the fast food restaurant and so far so good
The food came home was removed from the packaging and everyone washed their hands as they should

Since no one is showing any symptoms maybe a trip to the gym is in order to burn off the quarantine pounds
The belt is out a couple of notches and the chip bags are empty so exercise could be as good as it sounds

Hopefully the person wiping down the equipment didn’t miss a spot with the disinfectant wipes
It would be easy to miss a small section while the attendant’s attention wanders as he swipes

America will probably have to live through a period of mental disorder
For instance staring and wondering at the masked and gloved waiters as they take your order

The virus could be anywhere and then again it might not be around
“Are you feeling lucky punk?” Quoting Dirty Harry just to spend a night on the town

The clues this time won’t be easy but rest assured it won’t be Mrs Peacock, Miss Scarlett or Professor Plum.
The virus might have originated on the ATM from an infected card reader that brushed your thumb

Or it might have come from the church lady who felt obligated to help even though she didn’t feel right
And rather than question her unsteadiness you worked along side to be polite

Or maybe it was Sam the butcher handing your change back while wrapping the two pounds of mutton
So instead of the game of Clue maybe we should be playing button, button whose got the button

For certain until the all clear whistle is blown we can make rules for the guessing game of Covid-19
At least until someone develops a safe effective and inexpensive vaccine

Where’d All These Experts Come From?

They appear on camera, at a podium and on the air waves
Dishing out daily expertise while showing excavators digging mass graves

Two months ago no one knew these people to be a health authority
Suddenly, because the media says so their opinions now rule the silent majority

One of their goals is not the public health but to cause America to panic
It’s not hard to believe Government wants to control your lives when the media’s use of casualty numbers makes one frantic

“Stay at home the experts advise, wear a mask and wash your hands
Shut the work force down keep your distance do what what we say,” Big Brother commands

WHO has aligned with China and become a puppet for the Chinese to pull their strings
The two docs on Trump’s staff, one with a scarf and one on a phone book have Clinton ties whose praises they sing

Plunge America into despair and poverty while waiting on the meager government check
Lose your way of life or meeting with friends but hide in the closet as the bill collectors are breathing down your neck

But there is a savior on the horizon, Bill Gates is funding vaccines and financing with his Microsoft billions
This is the same man that forced his software on us civilians

Yes it’s that software that needs constant upgrades for Microsoft to support costing you major bucks
And the fact your system won’t run anything else really sucks

Not to mention the continuing hassles of achingly slow updates, frozen systems and IT issues
He’s planning on vaccinating the world while the mainstream media has you worried over toilet tissues

And Brother Bill’s open border policy will keep the contagious unvaccinated people rolling in
So everyone in contact will need the current vaccine upgrade or the virus paranoia will begin again

Big Pharma is clicking their heels, an untold fortune will be coming their way
The world will be required to have the vaccine series at $1000 a pop or there will be Hell to pay

Their story may change daily but there the experts are acting all confident and bold
But lets all remember, this is the same group of people that haven’t found a cure for the common cold

Where was Granny’s Sack of Pills?


The auto call reminded me of the upcoming doctor’s appointment, to be 15 minutes early and bring all my medication
And judging by the patients in the waiting room one of the side effects of their medication had to be constipation

My Granny was a sweet woman with admirable baking skills but not a sack of pills
Sure she buttered her toast and fried her chicken but only had aspirin to cure her ills

A lot of today’s “diseases” hadn’t been invented such as high cholesterol and bone density
Granny never experienced a doctor’s lecture about thinning bones with the stare of cyborg intensity

She stayed active, tended her garden, cared for the grand kids and in winter was careful on ice
She spent her income wisely, used coupons as her purchases were always the lowest price

And she knew as she aged, she’d never be thirty again
But this is now and that was then

Grandpa smoked his Luckies, shaved every day and built shelves in his shed
He ate what Granny fixed, commented on the news and at 86 dropped dead

He never heard about high cholesterol, macular degeneration, osteoporosis or low T
Due to age occasionally claimed to be “stove up” but was only aware of his heart when he and the Parson would disagree

Perhaps our elderly were fortunate not to have their standard of living dictated by Big Pharma
They survived on their relationships with others, common sense and positive karma

They didn’t see a parade of specialists, given a pamphlet with perplexing statistics and be assigned a new high priced drug

But most of all never sat in a waiting room with two patients and five buttoned down Pharmaceutical reps all looking smug

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