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Lashing Out At Society

The cartels had lied. The school system had lied. Disney had lied. So you direct your pent-up anger at society

Everything was supposed to be good. Everything was supposed to be fair. But here you sit steeped in your anxiety

The anger had been building from different sources for different people. The meager life savings paid to the coyote for the long march to the border

Only to be parked in a cold uninviting city, unfamiliar food, no family, and as in your home country, still at the bottom of the pecking order

You proudly went to Sunday School after your grandma blessed your little heart dressed in you new Easter outfit

But the same snooty classmates all had nicer clothes, rolled their eyes when they saw you coming and left you miserable but to silently deal with it

The job you so desperately wanted was offered to someone else as they checked all the boxes and had a prettier face.

So you grind on in your current job losing hope of advancement but frustrated with the realization you are a very insignificant player in this big rat race

Living in your mother’s basement after the divorce you continuously sought other living arrangements but to no avail

The price of rent and child support had you living paycheck to paycheck and now the DUI was the final coffin nail

So you look for companionship wherever it’s offered. People who understand. People with a kind word. People who accept you

It might be a relative, a chance meeting on the street, or a social media event with people sharing your trials and the angry rhetoric you spew

It’s an us against them mentality. They don’t understand. They look down on us. They really are not worth living

They have it all, and we don’t. So just take what you want because after all, to us they’ve never been overly forgiving

So you steal, hurt, maim, and destroy. Ignore all laws, obliterate history, and prey on good intentions

You push until someone pushes back and only then scream for liberal justice increasing political tensions

Patience is not a virtue. Entry level work is for suckers. The ticket to a good life better be free or someone will pay

And the politicians waking to the fact the political system they’ve been robbing for years is doomed, will bail on the citizens much to America’s dismay

March 1, 2024 0

A Chinese Knockoff of a Chinese Knockoff

For years Sears Roebuck ruled the world with their catalog sales stores

A person needing help with his garden would walk into the tiny retail store and from the catalog order a wheelbarrow to help with his chores

These small stores always contained a small sampling of what could be requested from the order department

As one had to stroll past an array of Kenmore appliances and Craftsman tool sets before placing the order and checking the length of time for the item shipment

For years the consumer had to accept the retailer’s terms with the only option of comparing prices with the competitor Montgomery Ward

As long as the need wasn’t immediate anything could be ordered, from dubious medicines to as big a house as one could afford

That all changed with introduction of the discount big box retailer and Walmart became the champion of all

Selling everything one might desire, the huge stores became part of the urban sprawl

But the great thing about these stores is founder Sam Walton stocked the stores with products made in the USA

But a better profit margin was found in overseas products and shipped in bulk to distribution centers much to USA manufacturers’ dismay

Soon, as home computers became affordable and on-line ordering became commonplace, the internet giant Amazon emerged

Starting as a book company but eventually offering anything anyone could want the bean counters watched as sales surged

Manufactured in China, so what? The merchandise was priced less than brick and mortar goods and Americans think first with their pocketbook

Soon everyone was in the online business and cost of goods of unknown quality came down to a few pennies and free shipping to get a second look

It seems Chinese manufacturing plants were springing up overnight anxious to throw their hat in the ring

Amazon had created a price war among Chinese manufacturers competing for American dollars all building the same thing

Suddenly on the horizon there’s a new player to steal some of Amazon’s thunder

Selling a host of Chinese goods direct with no middle man this retailer, Temu is looking to pull the Amazon rug from under

So if one is willing to wait for the merchandise that Amazon could have had in the mailbox in two days

The slow boat from China could save money from Amazon’s prices if one is okay with shipping delays

Sounding a lot like ordering from Sears in the fifties it has become an all out price war for the American dollar

Just look the other way as the forced labor to produce the goods is paid virtually nothing and will never be able to rise above living in squalor

February 28, 2024 0

When Biden Wins

The ballots were stacked high and waiting to be counted. Trucks with ballot boxes were still being unloaded

The once insurmountable lead for Trump was diminishing as the votes for Biden had exploded

Like a warm knife slicing butter, Biden had forged his way through solid red states

Even when currently on vacation for all the election campaign and not bothering with any debates

Kids, dead people and a multitude of migrants all somehow cast their ballots for this leader of the free world

Democrat voters seemingly ignored the fact this liar, money launderer, decrepit plagiarizer, was rolling to victory as rumors of his alleged rape swirled

Shouting with glee from his victory podium he announced his plan for the next fours years

His inane speech addressed all Republicans as they realized their worst fears

Their previous sixteen years of inaction, only surfacing to feed out of the public trough, were coming home to roost

Thinking back over their lip service bills of self-rightous anger questioning foreign wars and impeachment that all died in committee before they were introduced

In short order he emphasized he was here to save America from the Russian invaders

Also to save the Ukrainian people, wage war on the next pandemic, and provide aid to the southern border river waders

Effective immediately the draft will be reinstated. All unemployed men and women living on American soil will be given a uniform and a gun and pledge to America to be loyal

Homeowners will be taxed on the number of migrants they take into their personal dwelling

The more migrants fed and sheltered result in a much lower tax bracket to make the inconvenience more compelling

The new vaccine will be mandatory for all people regardless of religious belief

The shots will be administered just in case a new pandemic is unleashed and if people die their relatives can deal with the grief

The United States pushed to the brink of war will begin to rebuild Ukraine at the taxpayers expense

With the National Debt completely out of control building a country with a corrupt government makes perfect sense

So why bother to vote in the upcoming election. The democrats will keep counting ballots marked only for Biden until he wins

Then the loyal subjects may bow as the Supreme Ruler passes as all peons have done with previous kings

February 19, 2024 0

We Bear No Responsibility

In the continuing puppet show that is Washington DC, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas was asked about the border crisis if he bears any responsibility

Hoping for some reasoning on the huge influx of trespassers, perhaps laying the blame on the President’s senility

Instead, after throwing the border wide open this sock puppet claims the system is broken and it is not his fault

Blame Congress, blame Republicans, blame Trump, place the blame on anything that resonates well in a sound bite but never think about calling a halt

The arms of the congressional collective are fatigued from the perpetual pointing across the aisle

This cartoon show has been non-stop as the dancing donkeys, elephants, and rinos have lapsed into a constant state of denial

The entire system is screaming for term limits for all as the daily Punch and Judy show squares off for the nightly newscast

The idiocy of this collaborative group is on an endless display in everyday life and it all happened fast

The citizens are tired of paying more, receiving less, seeing tax dollars poured into Ukraine, migrants’ pockets and horrible public education

While watching what used to be a good life be swept away in the tide of socialization

“We bear no responsibility for the border crisis,” so states the politicians. But in reality there really is a three-year plan for the migrants

That would be to legalize voting for all who can fog a mirror regardless of citizenship status to keep the power in the hands of the tyrants

Then with the Uniparty firmly established they’ll see who comes with hat in hand asking for a crust of bread

So continue to bear no responsibility for the caravan of unwashed souls but smirk behind closed doors as the real reason for the unfettered surge is left unsaid

February 12, 2024 0

Pick A Number, Any Number

Spin the wheel and spin it harder, round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows

Congress continues to pass outrageous bills, spending like there is no tommorrow and doesn’t care what it owes

The world today revolves around huge imaginary numbers tossed about carelessly providing little or no meaning

The national debt is at 34 trillion due to this administration’s drunken spending, Biden’s policies, war involvement on several fronts, the pandemic, and worthless hand wringing involving greening

A trillion here a billion there, the numbers keep climbing as the Feds continue to print more money

People see the funds awarded to Ukraine, the lifelines thrown to green companies and bucks paid for athletic contracts and they are finally beginning to think it’s not funny

The out of control spending has hit a fever pitch as numbers in the billions and trillions are tossed about like confetti in the wind

The numbers craze has hit the private sector as well with juries awarding lawsuit settlements in the millions just because they want to see a private citizen skinned

83 million was awarded to an individual claiming that she was damaged by the hateful rhetoric of another person over the years

And the judge and jury awarded settlement based on the fact the defendant was rich and the plantiff was quick with the alligator tears

In 1970 the nation’s annual budget was figured at 195.3 billion and that year showed a 3.4 billion surplus

Today there is no budget to speak of as the national debt stands at 34 trillion and unfettered spending continues on purpose

Money continues to flow to pet projects because Congress continuously raises the debt ceiling

Putting a heavy burden on our childrens’ children without remorse or feeling

Congress continues to throw money around like they aren’t working with potentially rubber checks

The spending parade must go on with a show of greed as they pour money into their laundering projects

Recent expenditures include 75 billion more to Ukraine, 151 billion to aid in the immigration parade, and the completely unnecessary 127 billion to help erase college debt

Why give borrowers a penny when they were never coerced to obtain a loan but now they want American workers to forgive and forget

Recently a ball player signed a contract so huge he could give every American citizen a million dollars and still have approximately 440 million left on which to survive

Its now a waiting game for this teetering economy to fail to pay it’s loans and crash dive

The outrageous numbers continue. The Big Mac now is over five dollars as the price of that secret sauce has soared

But to listen to the chief poopy pants, the economy is great he roared

The secret is out. Crush America’s spirit with ridiculous spending, treat illegals better than veterans and buy up all the land that’s been farmed

A big thank you to the forefathers for the second amendment and the fact most of the taxpayers are armed

February 8, 2024 0

The K-Mart Snake

In the days of yore back before Facebook and various other off-shoots of misinformation continuously reposted on the internet

People relied on rumors and half-truths to keep their friends engaged and upset

People used to swear by these rumors and keep them afloat even though they were all fake

An example of the ridiculous claims that hung around for years is that of the K-Mart snake

It seems that some unidentified person bought an area throw rug from the local K-Mart. When he unrolled it, a snake hidden in the rolls bit him and the man died

This was true because the story-teller knew a lady whose third cousin had a friend whose uncle knew a relative of the victim on his mother’s side

Misinformation has always provided a fascination to the ignorant and bored

Everyone loves a good rumor. The gossip seems harmless or so they say but scream it loud enough and that gossip becomes a matter of record

With the addition of the internet rumors, gossip, and other forms of slander can travel at light speed to the uniformed believer

Jumping on a juicy story, the rumor takes on a life of its own as it travels through the airwaves when originally conceived by a lying unhappy keyboard deceiver

The spread of misinformation today is easy. One little scare can set off a panicked herd mentality

Remember when a Chinese diner eating bat soup became sickened and wound up a fatality

Within weeks self-appointed experts had all locked down, everyone social distancing, and wearing masks

“Don’t question science,” stated the experts. “We’ll condemn anyone who asks

“The border is under control. “ So stated the White House as 8 million migrants streamed through

“Everything is under control,” stated all the media newscasts while the caravan of videotaped illegals passed in review

Misinformation is dished out daily to the citizens knowing full well the American public will ignore the crisis until a third world person is the front yard barbecuing their dog

Russian Collusion was real. Dateline August 22, 2020, the collusion did help Trump win in 2016 according to Think a NBC news blog

This was touted as gospel until the slow moving Mueller Report was released calling the accusations fabricated

Printed, run, accused, proclaimed, touted as true was a lie made up by the opposition that was never validated

Misinformation today is spread by sniveling little cowards masquerading as journalists, newscasters, and press secretaries, with headlines printed in partisan sass

So without further proof just assume everything is a lie until proven otherwise. Now one does doesn’t have to wait for the K-Mart snake to bite them on their ass

January 28, 2024 0

The President’s Migrant Army

The applesauce was still dribbling off his chin when with shaking hands he put down his spoon

“I’ve giving them 24 hours to remove the razor wire and its almost noon”

“Now all those redneck flyover states have joined in a show of support for that goober Governor Abbott”

“He’s sending migrants to all my sanctuary cities, talking big, and popping up in the media like a bad habit”

“But I’ve figured out a way to squelch the independence notion and put those damn Texans back in their place”

“We can’t let the real Army start shooting up the Guard and those ragtag militias as that would cause us to lose face”

“Remember all the negative publicity concerning Kent State when the Ohio Guard shot those students that were unarmed”

“The government took a beating on that, but take a minute to think it was only four that were harmed”

“But this large group rallying around the border is spoiling for a fight. They’re not going to run like an unarmed seventeen-year old kid”

“But here’s a plan that will work, and we need to come to agreement in a hurry because it’s late morning and time for me to call a lid”

“My proposal is we start a double secret army of migrants and offer them full asylum until citizenship is granted and give them a gun”

“This way we can blame the cartels for the violence, wipe out some republicans and gain future voters. I call this a home run”

“Once we send those NRA militants packing, we bulldoze the razor wire”

“That allows the migrant surge to continue while I look like I negotiated a ceasefire”

“So it looks like a win for Team Blue as I look like a strong decisive leader while complying with the Big O’s vision for a new nation”

“So lets get this thing done because its time for my nap and medication”

January 26, 2024 0

WEF

The conference was over signaled by the number of private jets thundering overhead

Giving the multitude of exhausted sex workers a chance to recuperate for two or three days in their own bed

The forum was chaired again by Klaus Schwab founder and forever embedded in that role

Thinly disguised as improving worldwide citizenship when the main goal is protecting power and riches of his elitist members and to stamp out coal

Concerned with trading carbons with the have-nots while hiding the fact the countries in power need to exploit the poor

We need your earthen deposits for our green technology to build more wind turbines on mountain vistas and in the path of fish migration offshore

“Your rare minerals have to be harvested under conditions we deplore”

“But its for the good of man the destitute and children are dying, so we can continue to ignore”

The EVs need those minerals to produce a short-lived battery to further pollute the earth

Dooming the wretchedly poor to work those mines assigned by geopolitical location at birth

Engaging in serious conversation while wiping the steak juice from their mouths on how to control those making a living working the land

Farm expansion, crops, and livestock need to be repressed and in some areas outright banned

Control of food sources is necessary to regulate the masses

“Keep em hungry” with limited access to food, oil and gasses

Much of the forum centered on how to monetize AI to further their dominance

Casting sideways glances at other countries while trying to figure a way to use this technology to advance their own prominence

But in the end all shared the usual optimism about ideas parroted at this discussion

When all knew at least half the members would cut each other’s throat to hatch a sweet deal with the presiding Russian

So before heading back to their opulent lifestyle with picturesque fountains, servants and gold- plated electrical sockets

They all took on last group photo standing on the backs of some impoverished indigents with their hands in each others pockets

January 22, 2024 1

Wokeness At 40,000 Feet

Another week another company headquartered in Atlanta issued a DEI memo advising the terms Black and Brown should be capitalized but white should be lower case

Delta Airlines defended its position by stating their grammar is correct as Black and Brown specify a race

It is a true reach to pull grammar out of the bag if race is the only issue being discussed

This red herring ploy is hiding the fact that many white pilots are flying migrants from Phoenix to their next stop instead of being bussed

Delta is just one of the airlines involved in migrant trafficking and rolling in the dough from the federal government as all the planes are packed

Paying customers have to wait in line at the ticket and security counters while the migrants have their own lines with no ticket needed just a seat assignment as their flight is Biden backed

So while Delta is spitting in the face of all its loyal customers, who for years made Delta their choice

The airline issued a nonsense missive advising how to capitalize black and brown supposedly giving people of color a reason to rejoice

This will all be for naught in the very near future as the FAA has issued new guidelines about hiring people with the following capabilities

The NEW diversity push includes a focus on hiring that include people with “severe intellectual and psychiatric disabilities”

So as you settle into your seat for a relaxing flight surrounded by unvetted and diseased people, you taxi to the runway as ordered by the traffic controller who just in the last few minutes was talking to his dog that passed on seven years ago

While listening to a rash covered baby screaming and coughing in pain across the aisle but in the same row

And the pilots seemed angry as they brushed past because with 20 years seniority they had been taken off the regular flight to St Tropez and assigned to O’Hare in February

Questioning the assignment cannot be considered as their pensions are waved in their face. But Chicago weather in February three years ago just wasn’t necessary

This administration is happy however. Their Secretary of Transportation is okay with the airline industry as a whole.

Just ignore doors falling off in mid-flight, massive numbers of flights being cancelled, the ongoing migrant shuffle, and suspect diversity hires. Mr Buttigieg assures us everything is under control

January 16, 2024 0

Nickel and Dimeing Your TV Viewing to the Poorhouse

Back in the day television was a simple thing. Three channels of black and white delivered to you by a glorified lightning rod or rabbit ears with tin foil bowties

Then color TV happened with a phrase of “brought to you in living color” with the image of peacock plumage, a true feast for the eyes

One day Ted Turner decided there was more to life than billboard advertising and bought a small UHF station and bounced the signal off satellite and television viewing was never the same

One could forego Bonanza or Lucy and watch roller derby, wrestling, old movies, or a Braves game

So the network owners invested in large satellite dishes and doled out the sudden influx of available programs and channels through their own cable organization

Soon the antennae the viewer used was outdated and that viewer was pressured to purchase cable “packages” that included uncut first run movies and non-stop sports plus all the trumped-up local charges added that usually offered no explanation

Crystal clear viewing touted by the cable companies (if the weather wasn’t storming) came with a price

The basic $32.99 package usually came with your local network affiliates, a couple of home shopping networks, a Christian station, and could be used only with a single device

You want the Movies? Add an extra $4.99. A sports package showing the major sports? Another $6.99. First run original shows? Again another $4.99. Or you can bundle them all for $16.99. And with this bundle you can now view the shows in two different rooms

The network executives fueled by their own greed quickly realized the more bait that’s dangled the more the viewer consumes

But cable and the satellite networks both had their problems. Cable required miles of wire and a fleet of service people. The satellite networks required service and careful placement of the dish. And still a summer thunderstorm could knock out both

Many times the beer was cold, the friends were there, it was game time, when a crack of lightning turned the TV screen off accompanied by choruses of a four letter oath

And then came the streaming services. Eureka, now the greed mongers could send their signal through the consumers’ own equipment and charge the suckers for their programming only without the fleet of service employees

And different programming can be selected by viewers and those selections can be funneled to advertisers in those cities

And much like cable, different levels of programming can still apply. Only now for different networks they can have their own upcharges. What’s another $2.95 per channel for uninterrupted viewing

It won’t be long before the monthly bill with all the fine print shows up for $175 with all the charges you’ve been accruing

And the golden goose of sports honks loudest of all. You want Thursday night NFL? Invest in a Prime Membership. NFL in Europe? Another upcharge. College game on ESPN 3? Invest you turkey. Wildcard game on Peacock? Give till it hurts

And when they’re lowering your casket into that cold ground as the family stands by in silence wondering where their next meal will come from. Just remember they’ll be thinking of the small fortune squandered to a group of greedy broadcasting perverts

January 13, 2024 7

How Many Political Figures Would Survive Black Monday?

In the NFL the Monday following the last game of the season coaches not cutting the mustard are handed the rubber key

Judged by the team’s performance, it’s only the won-loss record that counts in the eyes of the powers that be

It matters not that owners’ egos, front office incompetents, and disgruntled players might have helped the coaches out the door

Injuries, bad calls, and missed field goals don’t matter at the end of the year, all that matters is the final score

It’s really too bad that political figures aren’t held to the same standard as the coaches

If a yearly grade determines that person’s right to stay in power, maybe something would be accomplished as zero hour approaches. In Congress no term limits instead of yearly judgement have kept these wooden totems in place far too long

Living large off the public feeding trough and continuously reminding Americans they were around when America was strong

Pick a Biden any Biden, and not one of them would have survived the first dismal season

Hunter (the coach’s yes-man) should be staring out from between bars, Jill (head cheerleader) accomplishes nothing and dresses like she’s looking for a hook up in third rate honky tonk and Joe (Head Coach) should be tried for treason

Gavin Newsom (VP of game plans) has single handily destroyed California. Running businesses out, raised taxes on top of taxes and offering migrants free healthcare

Alejandro Myorkas (Head Defensive Coach) A hand-picked defensive coordinator has left a huge gap in the defensive line that looks impossible to repair

Mitch McConnell (Head of Restaurant Operations) Mitch arrived at the other side of the hill years ago. He is now regarded a just a figurehead

His sole job is to make sure the feeding trough stays full and all the Rinos are well-fed

Lloyd Austin (Head Offensive Coordinator) has missed some meetings and disappeared into the hospital. He will now remain out of sight until a carefully written press release explains his how his elective surgery will somehow benefit the administrations game plan

And that release will be delivered with a straight face by the media relations secretary hoping her story will smooth things over before the real shit hits the fan

So many more names all feeling unapproachable by the American public. Maybe the NFL has it right. Base employment for another season on how they finish the year

And do not allow America to limp through another year with a losing campaign and flushed down the drain by well funded boosters and a demented angry racketeer

January 9, 2024 0

But They Didn’t Dumb Down The Jobs

There’s been a lot of discussion lately about diversity, equity, and inclusion

The fact that employers should participate in this hiring practice has led to confusion

The DEI mantra applies nicely to government jobs where forms are handed out and clock watching reigns

However, in real world situations enthusiasm for this policy wanes

The person administering your anesthesia, sitting in the pilot’s seat, or wiring your home should be the best person qualified

Factors included in DEI shouldn’t be at the forefront to keep government officials mollified

Can you do the job? Have you been trained for the task?

Are the questions the employer needs to ask

One only needs to start with the current state of public education to understand the big picture

Currently the public education untold policy is to make students equally dumb and the teachers union richer

This all began in 2002 with the Bush administration’s brain child of the No Child Left Behind Act

A true government fiasco penalizing underachieving schools and had teachers geared to only instructing to the achievement tests so the tax sucking administrators wouldn’t be sacked

Then realizing disadvantaged students still weren’t achieving, they added a different version in 2015 written with exponential word salad

In government speak when a bad law is written with many whereasses and here-to-fors it somehow becomes valid

Since 2015 this is the law of public education and if graded A-F, it is still failing

Leaving higher achieving students bewildered, lesser students absent, and their place in the worldwide workplace dramatically trailing

Taking the cowards way out, some school systems have started giving disadvantaged students and those of color a break

Saying that students are not required to comprehend basic subject matter such as reading, math, or grammar. A feel good pass when in reality these kids’ future is at stake

Molly coddling these students has sent a ripple of awareness through the world of business

Lack of work ethic, job comprehension, and team work have been replaced by robots that never were instructed by this sickness

Robots invented by students that escaped this current state of education, applied themselves and replaced these unmotivated workers with a machine

Now it’s only a matter of time before the government will decide these machines need to come from a third world factory and will intervene

The workforce of America is now a product of the accepted policies from America’s school systems

Fast food kiosks, on line shopping, and blatant plagiarism enhance the ideals of public education and make America’s citizens the victims

January 5, 2024 0

Big Pharma’s New Money Grab

The group had gathered on the street corner as it was time for the delivery van to appear

Anxiously waiting for the musical tune playing from the rooftop speakers they were all straining to hear

Paper sacks holding their morning fast food biscuits and eight dollar high calorie coffee drinks, they all had their $1000 bills clutched in their greasy hands

They washed down their regular morning fare with their caramel macchiatos and shivered off the cold knowing this is the solution to why their waist continually expands

The van served as a dispensary for the new fad of weight loss hiding under the guise of diabetes drugs

They had constantly complained to the doctor about their BMI. So rather than the standard lecture about better diet, exercise, and lifestyle changes, he sighs, writes the script and just shrugs

Fueled by the relentless barrage of TV commercials emphasizing the “some weight loss might occur,” they all knew this was the answer to their triple X jeans

Big Pharma had another winner on its hands. These drugs were this year’s money grab like the previous years with the covid vaccines

The commercial of the happy chubby girl dancing on the concrete retaining wall had grabbed their attention

The fact she has the same issues of tight airline seats, obvious muffin tops and constricting seat belts were all beyond their comprehension

With this drug they could now indulge in their favorite foods and still lose weight

Chocolate, pizza, and all fast food no longer needed a second of thought because it doesn’t matter what they ate

The cash register was ringing loudly in Big Pharma’s bean counters office and there was celebration in the board room

Why be concerned with America’s health and well-being when there is no limit to the drugs they’ve been programmed to consume

So this weight challenged group were already making allowances for the grand a month added to the household expense

Savings for retirement, home renovations, and rainy day funds used to make commonsense

Now the new line of thought is lose weight the easy way with an injection a week

And to find a physician who will write a script from a Canadian pharmacy for the drug at a reduced rate is the goal they seek

January 3, 2024 0

Rocky Mountain Foreboding Sky, in Colorado

Thomas Jefferson once said, “That government is the strongest of which every man feels himself a part”

Presently the Colorado State Supreme Court decided to look no further than their partisan beliefs for their ruling to the state’s voters to impart

Rocky Mountain Why, In Colorado

At just under 4.5 million registered voters, this group decided a man not convicted of any crime cannot be a candidate as he is not suitable to run

Throwing the Constitution aside, by a 4 to 3 vote this gang of justices tried to pull a fast one

Rocky Mountain Guy, In Colorado

By keeping Trump off the ballot pointing to currently unproven facts about the January 6^th insurrection

They would happily include the names of the candidates lagging behind and change the election’s overall complexion

Rocky Mountain High, In Colorado

By rejecting Trump, the justices were probably hoping the marijuana laws and Biden’s promise of college debt reduction would put the democrats over the top

Seeming to forget the likes of Denver, Boulder, and Aspen would soon become more third world slums as the migrant march to the north continues non-stop

Rocky Mountain Cry, In Colorado

The Colorado Secretary of State has since relented and said Trump will now be on the ballot as the Republicans have filed an appeal to the US Supreme Court

Although emphasizing the State Supreme Court was right in their ruling, she is now going to wait for the US Supreme Court’s decision and report

Rocky Mountain Die, In Colorado

The idea these judges feel empowered to decide an innocent, at this point, US citizen cannot appear on a ballot because they don’t like him

Is the equivalent of trashing the very foundation of America’s right to vote. One can go ahead and prime the organ to start the funeral hymn

Rocky Mountain Buy in, Not In Colorado

Meanwhile another pompous state official has popped up to keep Trump away from the voter citizens in Maine

Perhaps it’s time to realize America is on the train to destruction and the people driving the locomotive really are insane

December 30, 2023 0

Ask Not What You Can Do For Your University

Recently the President of a prestigious east coast university came under fire accused of plagiarism

She countered stating the claims were racist and typical of unfounded journalism

In a prepared statement she stared down the press and said “I have not yet begun to fight”

Shaking her finger at the assembled reporters she added “I will not go gentle into that good night”

The university’s multi-billion dollar endowment hangs in the balance as the President’s testimony condemning anti-semantic chants seemed vague

Reading her hand written statement the embattled president, denying the accusations said “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague”

Implying that the newspaper and press was on a mission to defame her position and achievement she sneered at the reporters and stated “You cannot help small men by tearing down big men”

Terrified by the position they suddenly were in, the university soon realized the president was really a lazy researcher and plagiarized other writings time and time again

The university noting their choice for president has given them quite a scare

Issued the following statement. “Trust takes years to build seconds to break and years to repair”

Quietly acknowledging their mistake, the chancellors met to discuss how to keep their chosen one from becoming an enigma

And leave a foul taste in the mouths of their boosters of a less than stellar stigma

Now threatening a lawsuit, the president wants to keep her job in spite of the allegations

The quicksand of wokeness has sucked this university into the quagmire of receding donations

And sending the clear message to their future med, law, and business students that it’s okay to cheat

As long as you’re president of a university or a government official and have already lied your way into being considered one of the elite

December 26, 2023 0

It’s Not Fair, Putin Has The Center Square

In the game of Tic Tac Toe, if a player claims the center square, they are usually the winner

Exceptions do apply but to lose when you own the center means you are new to the game and a beginner

On TV for many years Hollywood Squares used to feature Paul Lynde in the center square

Many government ideas, politicians, and celebrities were skewed by his snarky answers seemingly formed from thin air

Now in real life and time the non-comedian, no nonsense Vladimir Putin controls the center of the Ukraine Tic Tac Toe game

He’s rolled his armies into Ukraine to take back the territories he wants to claim

Figuring he can outlast Ukraine’s limited fighting forces he can keep sending soldiers to the front lines

With his much ballyhooed counter offensive now mired in the muck, Zelensky is out of warm bodies, ammo, and money or so he whines

Hoping for a vertical three in a row in the Tic Tac Toe game, Zelensky had not counted on the American people to push back

Even more so, he was worried about being yesterday’s news due to the Hamas on Israel attack

Since Biden occupies the top right square, Zelensky hoped he could goad the dementia poster boy into more American aid

But he left DC with only promises and a lot of yesterday’s weapons to continue his bloody crusade

But secure in the whispered knowlege the Senate would approve the additional spending

By tying the corrupt payola to American troop pay raises and not give a nickel to the border war they should be defending

Secretly wishing to have Biden to commit American troops to his frontlines and turn his war into the next Viet Nam

Discovering quickly the House didn’t want its own troops to suffer through more years of Russian napalm

In 1983 the movie War Games centered on a character able to crack the main computer that controlled the military nuclear weapons

By supplying the right code the world would be destroyed in a matter of seconds

The horrified character convinced the computer to solve its issues with a game of Tic Tac Toe

The computer quickly realized the game was unwinnable when the center is occupied even with all systems on go

Perhaps its time for Zelensky to realize he doesn’t own the center square and is fighting an unwinnable war

He needs to begin negotiations, rewrite the Minsk agreement, and quit begging the US before the fed up Ukrainian citizens show him the door

December 14, 2023 0

Singing The Insurance Blues

Grandpa Smith was in a panic. The new insurance rate quote lying on the dining room table had him reaching for his heart pills

He’d been with this company for better than thirty years had done the bundle for home and auto, always paid on time and yet the new quote left him with cold chills

The note on the bottom of the bill advised that for further clarification please call this 800 number.

The nice young man expressed appropriate empathy while stating that everything was more expensive from labor for car repairs and for home storm damage the price of lumber

“But I’ve never filed a claim,” stated Grandpa. “I live in old house and drive a nine-year-old car.”

“That’s considered a bit of an issue Mr Smith,” explained Ajai, the voice on the phone. Should a strong wind damage your older roof the price of shingles has sky-rocketed and your rates go up the older you are.”

“Also repair rates for autos has drastically increased due to inflation. Have you seen what a body shop charges to replace a front grill?”

“And yet when an uninsured motorist runs into you, we’re required to pay the bill”

“Think about this Mr Smith, everytime you see a riot, a tornado, or a wildfire everyone files a claim”

“And with the number of undocumented migrants trying to drive, the new uninsured motorist rates currently being figured will make this current quote look tame”

“So what happens if I file a claim for a damaged roof after a wind storm?” asked Grandpa Smith.

“Oh, we’ll pay for the roof,” stated Ajai. “But realize this, it maybe with you we’re over and done with”

Astonished, the old man observed, “So after thirty years and paying all the premiums you’ll drop me just like that.”

“As much as we appreciate your business Mr Smith. If you file a claim we’d drop you in nothing flat”

“Gee Ajai it seems like you ought to rebate some money for never filing a claim. You don’t treat you existing customers very well at least at the bank they offered me a free blender”

“Mr Smith, we don’t have any rebate program but if you stop by our office you can pick up a free desk calender”

“Ajai, I don’t know where you live or what you drive but I think you know what you can do with your calendar and your quote”

“Mr Smith, I’m sorry you feel this way, but for your information I live in Bangladesh and drive a cart powered by a goat.”

December 2, 2023 2

Same Phrase, Different Meanings

The government through the years has continuously hung cutesy phrases on their grand schemes

Many are designed to look as though the general public is being cared for, when in reality, sinister motives are behind the government regimes

Let’s take a look at some of these recent phrases created for and used by the citizens because in government they all trust

This is before they come to the realization that this latest plan was designed once again to benefit only the upper crust

Cash for Clunkers: Originally designed to rebate the public for trading in their giant, gas sucking hogs and getting them off the road

Joe Citizen would be given a substantial voucher towards the purchase of a vehicle with improved fuel economy. So America made Toyota and Honda rich trading in their broken down gas guzzlers before they were towed

Cash for Clunkers also can be used to describe members of congress. The American people are fleeced with every purchase and again once every year to keep the payola trough filled

Congress will continue to support foreign wars, climate hoaxes, and mass migration until the citizens develop backbone and show the effects of being red pilled

Shovel Ready Projects: Congress approved an $800 billion economic stimulus plan that would provide an infrastructure overhaul the likes of which America had never seen

It was not surprising when the overhaul never materialized. Only 98 billion was used toward infrastructure. Perhaps the other $700 billion was given to Iran to create a better bomb assembly machine

You can keep your Doctor: This was a great slogan for Universal healthcare. Sign up now and nothing will change, until you read the fine print

Because if your income wasn’t right or you were in the wrong zip code, suddenly the guy with the gourd rattles and the animal mask was the one attending your splint

Them: The new pronouns for a different generation. In the animal kingdom, the bi-pod species all recognize only two genders except one

Now the multi-hued and pierced, forever angry group has decided that having to use a bathroom that doesn’t designate their current costume is cause for a full-blown hissy fit and the need for an immediate liberal press run

Them was originally the title for a 1950s movie about sweet craving insects exposed to atomic radiation and turning into sugar and human craving monster ants

Now, Them may be used to describe someone’s cross-dressing uncle turning into someone’s large Aunt complete with size 12 high heels, monster falsies and genital implants

November 27, 2023 10

Uncle Samantha Wants You

“If your actions inspire others to do more, learn more, and become more, you are a leader,” so stated John Quincy Adams

The Army is now asking soldiers dismissed for refusing the covid vaccine to return to duty according to mailed memorandums

It seems recruitment centers are way behind in making their quotas for the year

So in a gesture of good faith, with hat in hand, the government needs these discharged soldiers back. Whether they get back pay remains unclear

These service members had their lives turned upside down, left broke, out of a job, having to fend for their family and themselves, are now supposed to rush back into uniform and service

As the puppet masters in Washington seeing the current recruiting numbers are starting to get a little nervous

With no potential grunts and cannon fodder signing up, how are they going to support ongoing wars

Much hand wringing and high level “what if” talks were happening behind closed doors

Rumors of a new draft were beginning to circulate through the government controlled communication

Perhaps with a new draft, the government can fill job openings for all the people flooding the streets from mass migration

The migrants can’t serve as they are not citizens. They’re only here for a promised better life and government issued free stuff

Maybe the dress wearing trans officers in the military can inspire others like themselves to sign up, carry a weapon and act tough

It might just work until the Fort Benning sun causes their uniform dresses to wrinkle and their make up run

Word will quickly leak out that military service is work, can be dangerous, and just plain not fun

Perhaps the military can create inspirational TV commercials to run showing a bunch of white kids feeling good about their accomplishments after a day of training

But being around a command of socialist degenerates apparently has interest waning

Finally, an idea was stumbled upon that just might close the recruiting gap

This might just be the optic recruiting offices need and some junior Department of Defense officer could receive a feather in his cap

Perhaps the best way to sign up the little communists the public education system has been creating and up the recruiting numbers that are really starting to lag

When the Chairman of the Communist Party comes to the United States for a visit, have a fully uniformed soldier in dress blues stand at attention holding China’s Communist Flag

November 20, 2023 0

Tax the Tip then Tax the Tax

Biden and his cronies have involved America in another war and cannot print money fast enough

The President realizing his cash reserves had run out long ago circled his toadies and tried to act tough

His act was somewhat negated by an aide sitting nearby with a box of adult diapers and a drool rag

His demand was to raise immediate cash to fund his multiple wars before the first serviceman returns home in a body bag

“We need to figure a way to quietly raise taxes before the people realize their already massive taxes are really supporting the One World Order”

“We can’t tax the migrants crossing the river as they’ve given all their cash to the cartels that allowed them to cross our border”

We can’t raise anymore taxes on income, dividends, property, purchases, food, travel, communication, entertainment, schools, utilities, or death since I promised to not raise taxes

“We need to find a way to bring in revenue in a hidden way to fool the masses”

“Sir,” piped up a government pip squeak. “Just a thought, but we don’t tax tips”

“What?” exclaimed the startled POTUS. We’re not collecting money from the person bringing us the dip and chips?”

“That needs to end now. Why I just left five dollars at the ice cream shop for the server with fine smelling hair”

“Getting some of that tip back immediately would seem very fair”

“And then Mr. President dare I say, we could then tax the tax,” stated the pip squeak

“I like it,” mumbled the Prez. “It means more we can pour new money into Ukraine’s coffers and slip a few bucks to whoever is in charge of the Gaza Strip conflict this week”

“But we won’t stop there, we’ll add a 2% “surcharge” to all taxes paid”

“Think about the immediate funds we can raise and most of the public will shrug and say it’s only 2% without realizing they’ve been played”

“Then they’ll turn back to their miserable little Facebook posts and reality TV and forget about the state of the nation”

“Since there are no migrants camping in their yard, no bullet holes in their car, or bombs exploding in their neighborhood, they’ll just sigh and pay this new taxation”

“If anyone protests or complains they’ll be turned in to the DOJ or the FBI

The agencies whose current motto is, They’re all a bunch of nobodies, and they all will comply”

November 2, 2023 0

NFL-Now For Losers

The final whistle has blown. Another afternoon of boredom had finished with a game winning field goal in a thrilling 15-12 dog fight

For sixty minutes the product that was the NFL had arm tackled, slid, challenged, reviewed, and penalized their way through another contest that failed to excite

Oh, sure the hard core and somewhat nostalgic fans had dressed up, painted their faces and shouted their lungs out

But in all truthfulness there were harder hits in the beer line at the concession stand between a loudmouth in the opponents jersey and a home team drunken lout

Of course this wasn’t seen on the dreary television broadcast. Viewers only see a guy with an annoying monotone and an ex-jock who talks like he’s taken one too many blows to the head

Not knowing when to shut up and hopefully wowing his viewing audience with football terms like a-gap, mike linebacker, and the spread

We’re all impressed with your knowledge and attempt to make a team seem relevant when the last five possessions resulted in 3 punts, a fumble and a field goal

Completely waxing over the fact the quarterback play was abysmal, tackling was nonexistent, and the star safety is now out on parole

There will be no nostalgic memories of this generation’s games. No Immaculate Reception, the Catch, or the Ice Bowl

Just a group of money hungry executives with a poor product selling you on London games, Thursday night boredom, and a game with no soul

Pro football has become a marketing tool for the Uber-rich owners and the advertisers that line their pocket books

They’ll play to the current media fad. They’ll kneel for the National Anthem, place Love stickers on the helmets, charge $14 for a beer endorsed by a transgender and not care how it looks

There’s a review after every catch, every touchdown and every out of bounds play

The five minutes spent looking at the play from every angle are spent by blasting gambling, delivery pizza, and car commercials to the viewers that shelled out big bucks to watch this pathetic display

The Purple People Eaters today would all be suspended and the Steel Curtain would be on report in the commisioner’s office for their attacking style of defense

The play today consists of the line of scrimmage forced to play patty cake and the secondary giving the receiver every advantage as some idiot fan proudly displays a D and a picket fence

While a buff female sideline judge, who couldn’t quite hack the cheerleading squad, determines if an offensive player stepped on the sidelines

Who will then huddle with the rest of the steroid enriched officiating crew to determine if a penalty review is warranted to which the opposing coach declines

There’s now obvious holding on every play, tackling is a forgotten art and running backs run with their head down looking for a soft place to land

Quarterbacks slide if breathed upon, opposition players flop like caught mackerels on late drives when timeouts are scarce, and the team seemingly can’t comprehend the plays on their wristband

The game has become wearisome. A once violent game whose now show of force is the woke classroom training of what’s permissible and what is disbarred

Reduced now to this year’s biggest NFL story of a pop star dating a left guard

October 20, 2023 0

Hot Damn, Another War!

There’s nothing like a good war shown in full color video to control people’s emotions

Display burned out buildings, dismembered bodies and babies screaming in terror to standardize everyone’s notions

It doesn’t matter who is fighting. Get in front of a microphone and condemn assorted leaders

Ukrainians yeah, Russians boo, Jews yeah, Palestinians boo. Peruse the written indignation carefully as you adjust your readers

Turn potential voters into brow beaten mush. Make sure to silence any comment their upbringing and education may form

Call them racists, Islamphobes, anti-semantics, Nazis, Russian sympathizers and any other handle CNN may advise. It’s the perfect storm

It’s all a clever dodge to bring on the New World Order and what’s better than a war to distract and capture all the headlines

That bothersome election is coming up and we need to show decisive leadership before any wavering democrats force the dementia issue and he resigns

His 200 page document on how he will defeat the pandemic turned out to be a huge Big Pharma money grab

Lockdown social activity, cancel schools and churches, social distance, wear a mask and all get a jab

The economy is crumbling under everyone’s feet. The dollar menu will now net you a small drink and a napkin.

Gas is $4 a gallon, trips are now a wish, visits have become a zoom call, and there is no drilling or fracking

The first family’s bad deeds had become the lead story for the nightly newscast

Influence peddling, pedophilia, criminal offspring and anger at the teleprompter. The networks are not hesitating to bring up the past

The border is overrun like its Black Friday at Best Buy with migrants now brazenly mugging for the cameras as they wade across the river

Knowing full well wherever they land the American people will stand and deliver

Then due to the miserable and cowardly withdrawal from Afghanistan, Russia rolled into Ukraine in 2022

Thank God the leadership can look oh so Presidential and strike fear in Putin with sanctions, tough talk, and a crippling reduction in their revenue

Ukraine has since become a money vacuum with an increasingly annoying leader and sloth-like military advances

Now even left leaning politicians are questioning Ukraine’s blatant corruption and winning chances

So the wonderfully timed Israel bombing was a godsend to the current administration

It takes inquiring minds off current domestic issues such as their own corruption, the economy, multiple labor strikes, and mass migration

There’s nothing like a few bombs, wartime atrocities, and heart wrenching video to put the White House in a jubilant mood

As the US citizens know they will be funding the Washington war machine and continue to be screwed

October 11, 2023 0

An Invite to The DC Halloween Party

Its the time of year for Halloween. Kids can dress up in overpriced costumes with a license to steal

A training ground for future representatives as they terrorize citizens demanding sweets or face the consequences. Of course what is mentioned in this writing can’t be real

This is also the perfect holiday for the elected Uniparty as Halloween rolls around every year on October 31rst

All are in a euphoric mood as the fiscal year ended the month before and its time for the payola checks to be dispersed

The costume party is the golden ticket. Everyone who is anyone will be in attendance

The fun is non-stop. The revelers all get to participate in games including pulling fire alarms, lying to the public, grooming little children, playing pin the indictment on the jackass and burning the Declaration of Independence

The costumes will not vary much as most will likely be dressed as business casual tyrants

And the kids that are attending will be given free bus tickets, a smart phone, a hotel room and all will be dressed as migrants

A few exceptions will be made for those who look like they stepped off the set of “The Walking Dead”

Biden will make a quick appearance, mumble something at the podium, shout something incoherent, and then be led off the stage to bed

McConnell will dress up as a deer and pretend to be caught in the head lights all night long

Pelosi will have spent too long in her wine cellar and come dressed as a Baywatch babe complete with a thong

To show his diversity Bernie announced he would attempt a little hip hop that he’d heard so much about

Until an aide whispers in his ear that hip hop doesn’t involve replacement surgery and to back off the scallops to avoid another flare-up of gout

Finally, a little guy in a green t-shirt will mingle through the crowd with a tin cup hoping the liquored up partyers would generously give to his cause

But after his stroll through the horde his cup will still be empty as he will be told numerous times to hit up the US taxpayers for that as we only make the laws

That aside, a good time will be had by all at this years Halloween bash

And come November everyone will adjourn to their homes for the long holiday break but only after passing two more pieces of legislation to clean Americans out of the last of their cash

October 3, 2023 0

Phone In Your Life

Recently Costco announced they will be starting a health line for virtual doctors checkups and assistance

This would really aid their clientele previously hampered by constraints involving time and distance

As low as $29 for a primary care visit and up to $79 for a mental health call

Just go to the Costco Pharmacy homepage, check the prices, see what time slots are available, and schedule your appointment. A true convenience for all

Surprisingly Costco doesn’t make you trudge across an enormous parking lot, wait in the weather to show your membership card, and look for needed items approximately six football fields away

Then after buying fifty of an item when you only needed one, and after a cavity search at the exit, they wish you a “good day”

Amazon also offers healthcare through their Amazon Clinics, also a virtual visit in an effort to keep healthcare costs down

Of course being Amazon, when the virtual doctor breaks the bad news about granny’s dizziness diagnosis, they’ll offer you twenty-eight varieties of a hospital gown

And based on your browsing history you might be interested in this handcrafted coffin rated at 4 1/2 stars with free delivery and if ordered by six o’clock will be here on the third

So if all goes right and the funeral director is on his game, there shouldn’t be a hitch getting granny interred

In this crazy world of increasing prices and escalating violence the public has turned to phone communication only with almost no face to face

Food and grocery delivery, virtual doctors visits, financial advice from a phone, the world has lost that personal touch and that is a disgrace

Eventually tradesmen will join the fray and offer services by the minute like a psychic hot line

They all will offer a 800 line as a do it yourself advisor, offer tips and instruction, let you do the work while they sit back and recline

Evidenced by Mr Kilowatt the electric repair service now offering their own version of a phone fix it

Advertising the economy of using your phone with no service call, and secretly hoping you don’t end up looking like a chicken on a barbecue spit

So sell that gas guzzling SUV. You won’t need a car anymore as everything will now be accomplished by your phone

Forget about your kids. The public schools will own them. You’ll sit in your lonely government mandated room scrolling through meaningless messages wishing you had listened. But now it’s too late to do anything but cry and moan

September 28, 2023 0

The High Cost of Aging

Andy Rooney once said. “It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.”

Now the nights out and the sporting events have been replaced by doctor’s visits and paperwork instead of vacations in the sun

A lifetime of fast food, limited exercise, and afternoons in a folding chair at a kid’s soccer game

Have been mentioned as contributors to the current problems by the doctor looking for possible factors to blame

A downward health spiral was noticed after being forced to submit to a jab with no long term study of cause and effect

In addition a younger life was ruled by internet addiction, poor diet and worse sleep habits that went for years unchecked

Then the crash diets started. The 38-inch waistband was really straining the top buttons

But the all you can eat buffets, the unlimited bread sticks and the c-store cappuccinos had turned a lot of people into sugar craving gluttons

Yet, work attendance had been top-notch. No sick days needed as you plowed through colds, hangovers, and muscle strains

Finally at 58 a doctor was consulted due to build up of previously ignored pains

The X-ray revealed a dot on the lungs, or the electrocardiogram found an irregular heartbeat, or a visit to the orthopedic surgeon revealed a need for a new hip

Any one of these causing the stress of medical bills to escalate at a rapid clip

Is the recommended doctor in network or not? How far is it to make the appointment?

And the look on the boss’s face having to cover your job is one of resentment

Knowing hours spent on hold trying to work out insurance details were appalling

Missing work, now on unpaid leave and dealing with a call center whose message advises you are 28^th in line behind the others who were calling

Only to find the surgeon was in-network but the available radiologist and specialist were not

Eventually returning to work with a limited list of things you can do and most duties you cannot

While trying to think of a way to manage your new $400 a month prescription costs

As you lay awake in bed, seeing poorer golden years ahead as your rainy day fund quickly exhausts

Eventually due to age, prescription drugs and your mind going to mush, retirement starts to sound like a good idea

Besides the younger hires are coming for your job as an early retirement package might be the perfect panacea

So you sit on your front porch with your cat and your-what-might-have-been regrets

Not realizing in this rapidly crumbling world you’ve more than paid your debts

September 7, 2023 0

Another Week, Another Camera Puppet

This week another rising star in the Georgia 15 minutes of fame political scene gets her moment in the sun

A member of the “Al Sharpton School for Camera Puppetry Arts,” filed indictments against the former President hoping among the same tired charges there exists a smoking gun

Appearing in front of the cameras everytime the light comes on she represents a city that was once “too busy to hate”

Future political ambitions are at stake with these indictments as she might just come off looking like a political lightweight

With the turmoil that is the democrat party and the spineless bottom feeders representing republicans, the Fulton County courtroom may turn out to be just a mere sideshow

Maybe the mug shots of these desperate criminals plastered all over the news will help cover the rapid decline of what is America led by “Vacation Joe”

Inflation, immigration, criminal behavior, homelessness, the Ukraine piggy bank, all are child’s play when a despicable phone call is made questioning the integrity of a final vote count

Replays have become common place in sports. Challenging a questionable call that could change a game’s outcome is considered routine and necessary. But a phone call that could change the course of the country shouldn’t be considered paramount

Here’s some news for the glamour photo queen heading the attack on the former Commander in Chief

If there were substance to the charges the Feds would have already nailed his hide to the wall. Once this sad comedy plays out the voters will breathe a sigh of relief

All the voters care about now is who will be the running mate

Should the right candidate be announced, it might take the potential 12 years to set this country straight

A lot of America is now terrified after watching the United States become a banana republic in less than three years

This time the public will be voting with their wallets, their children’s future, and their own well-being while they watch the democrats slowly drown in an ocean of crocodile tears

August 24, 2023 0

omg smn

The teacher worked tirelessly and had become increasingly frustrated and enraged

She’d spent her free time grading papers and writing lesson plans only to watch her class with their texts be engaged

The phones had been allowed in the classrooms since school shootings had become common place

Two years of enforcing digital learning ruined the classroom experience as public education had become a national disgrace

Now the top of heads is all this teacher sees as no one bothers to look up from their texts

She realizes no one is giving a thought to the current subject matter as the students are juvenile, boorish and highly sexed

She was young not that long ago and can imagine what the texts are like

More or less, they all have the same theme about current best friends, likes, dislikes and wishing the teacher would take a hike

The texts would all have the substance of phone conversations heard at Walmart

In other words passing time, and displaying the fact that the caller is not that smart

“gas ayt”

“booms”

“bic faak”

“rbay”

“ig2r”

Today’s texts were yesterdays phone calls. Only now one can instantly have a private line or a party line depending what information needs to be dispersed

Teenage angst, general information, and status can all be summed up in four or five letters depending on what needs to be conversed

The teacher came from the era when notes were passed when the instructor wasn’t looking like the scene from the movie Sixteen Candles

When friends handed folded notes back and and forth including intimate surveys, gossip and the latest scandals

She understands this is the new shorthand and one must be skilled in texting to comprehend

But she also knew the adults in the room had their own measures to counter this trend

All that is needed to completely confuse the texting generation are instructions or statements written in cursive

Anything in cursive to this texting generation might be considered sinister and subversive

The new generation has a real problem writing anything that can’t accomplished with two thumbs. Which explained the answer she received on multiple fill-in-the-blank test questions that weren’t graded very high

The four letter text simply stated “esad”

August 15, 2023 0

Your Social Score, Your New Life

With the re-election of the demented one, the US adopted a social credit score system. Where Big Brother is finally able to control your every movement like never before

Be a good little socialist and you’ll be able to provide your family with food and heat, but any balk at the stringent rules and regulations will result in a bad credit score

Electricity, gasoline, internet access, and everyday purchases will all be granted based on your behavior

One will have to toe the line because once implemented, on the horizon there rides no savior

Try posting something on the internet that doesn’t lean to the left, buying a gasoline fueled car, or too much beef and you will be stopped

The rules for life are all posted. Follow the guidelines without push back, You will adopt

The system will work flawlessly. The newly armed agents will enforce all mandates and lock downs

However, this new system didn’t allow for one forgotten component that should have been obvious to these government clowns

The never ending Ukraine War, the New Green Deal, and the border crisis were all costing money the government didn’t have

Desperately the government will begin seeking other sources of income like a hemorrhoid needs salve

To soothe the never ending cash itch it was decided that a credit box be installed in citizen’s abodes

You need something but your credit score is stopping the transaction. Swipe your card for the needed item as your income steadily erodes

Need some additonal rationed ground beef to feed the guests? Tap your government issued bank card

Just remember, with that purchase, next month’s sale of beef will be barred

More gas for the vacation, download an additional movie, power for Christmas lights? Feed the box

Don’t even think about buying any property, a second car, or any stocks

Major purchases are prohibited unless one obtains a phenomenal social credit score awarded to very few

You will obey every command if you ever want to own a boat, a pet, or even an approved tattoo

Once running afoul of the new laws, remaining rights and privileges are removed and quiet resignation takes place

As liberal judges in their kangaroo court wave their wand and sides with extreme socialist idealism in every case

Remembering after the fact that Washington DC is full of liars, promises are cheap and votes are easily bought

So now the citizens can sit back in their drab marginally heated room and watch the rest of America rot

August 6, 2023 0

46000 Years Old Roundworms Found Alive

A Washington DC high school had been studying about fossils suspended in time found frozen in the ground

It seems that a group of researchers were jubilant as to the species of roundworms they had found

The researchers had collected and revived prehistoric roundworms from 46000 years old Siberian permafrost

The worms seemed to enter into a state called cryptobiosis and reduced their metabolism to low levels. Surprisingly living this long, this idea to congress was not lost

One of the authors of this study stated, “we can say they are alive because they move, they eat bacteria off the culture plate, and they reproduce.”

Special meetings in Congress were called as this cryptobiosis theory could become their next golden goose

Imagine a 312-year-old senator in his 46^th term still approving 20 billion more for Ukraine and able to legislate how a woman can control her relationships

The fact that living in this cryptobiosis state a senator may continue with all the perks of their office never having to worry about cashing in his chips

So the archeology club set out one day to dig in the cold atmosphere around Capitol Hill

Using rock picks and whisk brooms, they slowly uncovered several bodies, barely able to fog a mirror with brain activity very still

According to the club’s sponsor the people uncovered could only be powered by stuffing large amounts of currency in their pockets

And once all fueled up they are only capable of eating and then preparing Trump criminal dockets

Working steadily the club exposed several species of prehistoric congressional members, able to move ever so slightly without bending over to wheeze

The group’s work revealed a Pelosisaurus, a Bernie T Rex, and a Maxineodactyl. The only discovery they couldn’t revive was a McConnellatops which seemed to be in a permanent freeze

But the hypothesis formed by the club going into the dig proved true

As long as a familiar name appears on a ballot, old age, criminal records, and campaign promises don’t matter as they’ll still be voted through

August 3, 2023 0

UFOs-UAPs-Walmartians

The task force was on high alert. They had heard from a reliable source that aliens were on the ground

An Air Force fighter jet had fired on a sphere-like object and had reported it as downed

The burning hole in the farmer’s pasture revealed little more than bits of an unknown metal and an empty can of Spam

However, multiple large three toed unidentified tracks led away from the smoldering site and strange ghost-like images could be seen on the farmer’s game cam

Also missing was the broken down, rusted through, and tire-less 1998 Dodge Durango that hadn’t run in years

The very skeptical sheriff dismissed the old missing car story as more hysteria from too much TV about the final frontiers

But a deputy on patrol stated he’s seen an old Durango in the parking lot of the local Walmart

So the G-men assigned to the case set up a stakeout in an unmarked van with one of the team hovering near the Durango pushing a shopping cart

The task force was excited as Congress had heard testimony from both military and civilian pilots on many alien encounters

A chance to capture or at least photograph one of these creatures should quiet most of the doubters

Breathlessly watching, a window on the Durango was cranked down and a skinny limb protruded with a tiny object aimed at arriving Walmart guests

The usual customers were arriving in typical Walmart fashion of various forms of disheveled undress

The skinny limb withdrew back into the car and within seconds the doors opened and out stepped the objects of this pursuit

The video cameras suddenly stopped as the task force realized they were filming an overweight woman in her housecoat and slippers, three unruly kids, and some frazzled looking old coot

“Do you suppose those are aliens?” asked one the Special Agents

“Let’s follow them in and see what happens before any engagement”

Swiftly the four member FBI task force descended on the store entrance and quickly shushed the greeter

And to their horror discovered the store was filled with old coots, overweight women, unruly kids and one guy they recognized as a wife beater

Retreating back to their van, the task force ascertained they’ll need to re-evaluate their game plan

Content in the knowledge that sitting in a Walmart parking lot was far better than being televised lying to Congress on CSPAN

July 28, 2023 0

How To Be President

The creased and dog-eared copy of How To Be President rested in the basket beside the White House commode

The very slim booklet was there for the Commander in Chief to read at his leisure when the applesauce flowed

The booklet was less than forty pages with a large font and many pages had been accentuated with a yellow highlighter

For instance a passage on passing gas at a state dinner was advising trying to hold on and squeeze the buttocks a little tighter

On the contrary, letting one rip and placing a thumb on the forehead and pointing at the visiting foreign dignitary is frowned upon

Chapter three deals with the press and the behaviour of your offspring especially when one turns out to be your evil spawn

The book states to express admiration in your child’s intelligence, deny any association with his wrong doing and ignore him when featured in pornography on his laptop

Have your accountants hide the stream of foreign bribes into your offshore accounts and shell companies while you continue to harvest the cash crop

Chapter five is completely marked in yellow explaining how to handle America’s sudden turn for the worse

It emphasizes blaming all failures on your bombastic buffoon predecessor and if pressed by questions from the media simply sneer and fail to converse

The final chapter deals with a pathway to retirement without any guilt

It reads that after emptying the Treasury to fund your foreign puppet bag man, draining all the countries’ gas reserves, and killing any optimism of the American citizens, simply walk away with no crying over any blood you have spilt

July 21, 2023 0

A Surgeon’s Dilemma

The surgeon had managed to retain her composure and expressed her empathy with this patient’s rants

She had seen the studies and knew the lessened chances of survival with mismatched gender transplants

This individual was adamant about receiving a male heart

The doc knew the survival rates increased with same sex transplants and this person’s, born female now with a failing heart, arguments were not smart

In reality modern medicine can only do so much. There are shots to grow hair, surgery to create gender facsimiles and shrinks to stroke the self-esteem

Because waking in the morning, before the regiment of daily maintenance procedures there lurks a nagging suspicion that this gender transformation is nothing more than a dream

But today after months of waiting, blood type matching, age considerations, diabetes status, and other medical regulations a heart has become available

But to the doctor’s dismay the patient knew the donor was female and their view on receiving this organ was unassailable

Essentially signing their own death certificate this patient was taking on their long groomed role of martyr

And any attempt at reasoning from the exasperated surgeon was a nonstarter

Throwing up her hands, the surgeon suggested this patient perhaps would be happier with a different MD

A perfectly matched heart may never happen again but one can’t argue with those so blind they cannot see

In a couple of months when the undertaker lifts the drape on this lifeless body and makes notes of the cadaver in detail

He’ll know in their attempt to live life as a male, they still died a female

July 19, 2023 0

Hunter’s Potential NIL Deal

Recently much has been written about student athletes selling their likeness and name in college sports

Recruitment has taken a new approach from sitting on Mama’s couch to now openly waving around the big bucks says the news reports

Major cash payments are made to star athletes to make sure they sign with a specific team

Coincidentally, the selling of a name and likeness has also been a Biden dream

With the help of both the DOJ and the FBI there is no limit to the amount of cash any Biden can stash

The Bidens are sure that money buys class so people will no longer imply the White House is occupied by slimey white trash

Let’s all take a look at the potential sales for name and likeness for the now scot-free Hunter Biden

As he just received a slap on the wrist and is now thumbing his nose at everyday folks because daddy is presiding

The radio is now free to play the tiresome jingle of the Hunter endorsed Jo-boi’s crack house.

♫We get the best crack, it’ll sure get you high and then as a bonus when you can’t leave the house you get to bang your dead brother’s spouse♫

Also lining up for their share their payola with Hunter is the kiddie porn website Lil T&A

This website seems to focus on immature relatives dressed in lingerie on which uncles, daddies and granddaddies may prey

Not wanting to be left out of the cash cow give away is Big Mike’s Pawn and Gun Shop

Included with each gun sale is a fake certificate stating the background check is legit and directions for when things get hot to the nearest clandestine dumpster drop

Finally, foreign countries are all clamoring to have a Biden seated on the board

State run gas companies, off shore banking, and climate change dodges are all paying the Big Guy and son all they can afford

So once again college athletics have been reduced to looking like rank amateurs when it comes to raking in the big bucks

Now instead of the deep pockets of influential alumni boosters, this NIL campaign is financed by foreign governments with security provided by the DOJ and the FBI and that is what really sucks

June 21, 2023 0

Buying Votes With Fairy Tales

Election season is gearing up and once again voters are being courted with fairy tales.

We’ll give you money, raise your flag, and cancel your debt. They resort to impossible myths when all else fails

Reparations are creeping back into the mainstream nightly broadcasts. Voters will happily vote for a person when there’s a shot at free millions

And shake their fist at those stating that reparations are a pipe dream designed only to anger a particular base as everyone else are racist villains

Money is the root of all evil. Even with many state governments providing lip service to the idea of reparations, none can afford to cut the checks

They all know the state treasury does not hold the billions demanded for 200 year old injustices but it does give those all opposing to be called white supremacist red necks

The Cornell Law website states that a contract is “an agreement between parties creating mutual obligations that are enforced by law”

This administration once again is going for the vote by trying to cancel college debt never forced on anyone but due to the interest charged are currently living in the basement of an inlaw

A college degree is no longer a ticket to instant riches and spending a quarter million on a liberal arts degree just doesn’t make good sense

But to get your vote this administration will talk a tough game only before being told by the courts that cancelling debts is illegal and you’re still on the hook for the full expense

The sadness and confusion in a child’s eyes after being told by his teacher that’s it’s okay not to tell his parents if he doubts his boyhood

When in reality his stutter is the stress from the classroom bully who punches and jeers when the kid is misunderstood

“Here’s a pamphlet to read, just ask me questions, and we’ll see a special doctor on Thursday

“And we’ll work on understanding our feelings and just remember it’s okay to be gay”

Finally, by lumping all LGBT under the same umbrella this administration can strike a blow at all who oppose any transition in a child

They’ll all vote for President Applesauce because he flew the Pride Flag on the White House steps and in the photo op, his staff all applauded and smiled

The fact is most don’t care what adults do with other adults behind closed doors

But selling fleeting fantasies and dreams are best left to the professional whores

June 13, 2023 0

A Trip To The Trans Zoo

The field trip was the big event for the week. The progressive pre-k was going to the Trans Zoo

The little wokesters were all excited to see the new breed of animals from the strutting ostriches to the flamboyant kangaroo

The kids all piled off the minibus with their name tags and official Trans Zoo coloring book

Squealing with delight at the rogue elephant wearing eye shadow, the lioness wearing a wig, and the penguin in high heels, they all pressed closer to get a better look

The woke teachers were quick to point out how these animals were special, and they were different from just boys and girls

Just like that big gorilla in a dress and a hat accentuated by the double strings of pearls

The kids shrieked loudly as the trained giraffes performed a strange dance wearing rhinestone g-strings

And they cheered and clapped at the pink flamingos that had dyed their feathers purple only seen when they spread their wings

“You see kids, you don’t have to grow up to be just boys or girls,” stated the teacher’s aide.

Proudly observing she could see the little kids’ minds turning hoping her message of gender dysphoria had been properly conveyed

The children were all nodding like they understood until little Johnny raised his hand

“What happened to the petting zoo?” It used to be over there where it’s now a stage and a grandstand”

“What happened to the babies? Last time we were here we got to feed a little llama”

“We fed it milk from a bottle that was made by its mama”

“Well Johnny,” stated the aide, “There are no more babies as these animals can’t make a little one”

“You see Johnny, these animals were operated on, so they can never have a daughter or a son”

“These animals are special. The zoo decided that in order to be different they should never be able to reproduce”

“That’s not fair,” screamed little Johnny. “We should be able to feed the babies and not just look at a panty hose wearing moose”

“Besides without babies this zoo won’t be here very long.”

“These animals are going to get old and no one wants to look at a decrepit pig with lipstick wearing a thong”

May 25, 2023 3

Come on Colleagues, Lets Exploit a New Group of Poor People

Washington’s elite were positively giddy. With the non-stop border crossings, suddenly there was a whole new generation of working class

The last group of manual laborers had become restless demanding this, demanding that and had become a royal pain in the ass

But now there were millions crossing the border and the ruling class gleefully acknowledge the Republican citizens will never give these non-citizens a chance to vote

So now the the DC royalty have a new generation of people to wash their limos, trim their hedges, and their bags to tote

The ruling class now has a chance to blend all recent border crossers in with the long time dreamers they have to managed to avoid for years

Now that Congress can’t tell a dreamer from a new migrant any chance for citizenship suddenly has disappeared

The old lechers on the hill are beside themselves as unaccompanied minors poured across the river and into waiting vans

They were drooling in anticipation to get one of these new innocents in their gnarled hands

Claiming the border is secure and immigration is down, the White House is satisfied with the results

Thanks to the fawning media, a deaf ear is turned to the dottering liar in charge by the everyday people whose intelligence he insults

“My son is innocent, Ukraine is the hot button for worldwide freedom, white supremacy is the root of all evil, and the border is secure”

Only the ignorant, the ruling class, and the true puppet masters spew that line of manure

As the next wave of manual labor flows across the river thinking a better life and prosperity is up for grabs

And now the only advantage this work force has is no one crossing today has to take any of the poisonous jabs

May 8, 2023 0

It’s Official

Its official! Biden is running for re-election as three million migrants cheer the taxpayers continuing nightmare

While the United States citizens wonder just how much more this once thriving economy can bear

The previously mighty United States has become a worldwide laughingstock in just a shade over two Biden years

Violence across the nation has exploded keeping people behind locked doors playing to their fears

Though not as effective as the covid panic, the new fears will have to do until the coming lock downs are ordered with the new pandemic scare

Continue to call China the enemy, but secretly deposit laundered money from the communist regime in the “Big Guy’s” share

While hollering about the difficulty of voting in person, Biden still beats that dead horse

Making ballot box stuffing easy for the people who really wouldn’t lift a finger to vote for the man they now endorse

Besides, who has gas enough to power a vehicle to drive to a precinct to vote in person

As the Saudis cut oil production perceived as a slap in Biden’s face causing the price at the pump to worsen

So the miscreants, the pedophiles, and the crooked are circling the wagons to figure how best to have this drooling shell campaign

They certainly won’t let him debate as he can only read from a teleprompter and off the cuff remarks are continuously inane

He cannot field questions from the press as he appeared befuddled in Ireland by a question from a nine-year-old child

He’ll have to resort to timed responses from the press picture book answering only the softball questions his staff compiled

Then he’ll practice his sneer and sarcastic come backs to any non scripted question to preserve his air of high and mighty

Because he knows questions not previously practiced would result in another skid mark in his tighty whiteys

April 25, 2023 0

Woman Light

Presently there’s a media blow-up over some trans dude with his pic on a can of Bud Light

Demonstrating once again it doesn’t take much for people from either side of the coin to be ready to fight

One shouldn’t blame the woke VP that green lighted the trans ad campaign as she was only following the current woke media trend

The media darlings emphasized are portrayed by unisex drones unable to think beyond what the current TikTok influencers recommend

Forget about evolution. Build a better gender through medicine and science.

And put those, inflexible in their beliefs, women back behind a household appliance

The media has always mollified women with just a cursory nod to the brilliant and brave

Joan of Arc and Madam Curie both mocked for their gender, ended as heroines, but their exploits led to an early grave

Of course there were assorted queens through the centuries but they obtained their status through marriage or birthright

But the everyday woman is continuously pushed aside, as beyond an occasional sex symbol, they just don’t seem to excite

The media was quick to take up women’s causes, and just as quickly dismissed them.

June Cleaver morphed into stronger roles such as Police Woman or Mary Tyler Moore. Now those roles as professionals are awarded to the femme

On the other hand, the folks declaring as trans seem to be highlighted as members of Biden’s cabinet or a sports figure

Their attempt at the opposite sex appears to be desperate as their mirror gives them a different vision than the finished product the public sees and what the doctor was trying to configure

Once again regulated to the back of the bus, women have to endure the current fad of whom the media adore

Women need to show Washington and the media that those faking their genders require no celebration and women don’t need to adjust their lives around these few anymore

April 18, 2023 0

What Happened to the Tip Jar?

Before the order was placed, the greasy screen was swiveled to face the customer and digitally asked how much they wanted to tip

Fearful of what they might find lurking in the order, the customer entered the minimum shown hoping the employee putting the food order together didn’t add a surprise from their recent bathroom trip

Back in the day, one left a tip for good food, service and atmosphere

Nowadays one tips for anticipated service, or they might find a foreign object floating in their beer

It seems this trend for upfront tipping started with the great pandemic hoax

With the media, the “experts,” and this administration creating the hysteria and all the paranoia their daily lectures evokes

Before one gets to smell, taste or observe their serving a screen is swiveled around to incite one’s level of guilt

Because the rumor floating around is that a friend of a distant relative didn’t tip and something was placed in his food that got him “kilt”

Besides no one wants to lift the crown of their bun and wonder if the spread used was really the secret sauce

So a tip before anything is delivered seems a small price to pay added to the food costs

This practice has the potential to spread like wild fire throughout every industry

Soon upfront tipping will be mandatory or risk the chance of increasing one’s morbidity

Your upcoming surgery? How much are you going to leave the anesthesiologist?

Do you want a second year med student administering the gas or someone you can trust?

How much are you giving the bus driver for your round trip ticket to the airline departure gate?

The amount advised could make the difference between arriving on time or three hours late after cruising down the wrong interstate

The tip list is now seems indefinite but it is guaranteed to end with how much are you going tip your government representative

After the influence peddling, insider trading, and lobbyist payola, a yearly tip called taxes is paid before service but this time to your wants and needs, the people behind the screen really are insensitive

April 9, 2023 0

Operation Potato Head: The New Woke Parent Board Game

Back in the day children were delighted to receive the games of Mr Potato Head and Operation

With Mr Potato Head, kids could spend hours with a spud and various facial features creating a hilarious figuration

With Operation a battery powered character was “operated” on with tweezers as the participants tried to remove body parts and not light the patient’s nose

But that was then as some of today’s teenagers are the gender creation of a sad game today’s woke parents chose

Hopping on the gender dysphoria bandwagon, parents feel because little Johnny was found trying to balance in mama’s heels he wants to be a girl

A hilarious TicTok video was produced as little Johnny wobbled about and with a dress supplied by mama, tried to whirl

Tomboy Suzie likes baseball and to play with Tonka trucks so let’s do a radical mastectomy and fill her full of never ending shots of testosterone

All because of something that was read on a website while browsing for hair products on the phone

So the game continues as now real body parts are removed and other surgically manufactured parts are substituted in their place

Egged on by frustrated, cruel educators and misguided health clinicians, the little kids were handed a heavy burden in the human race

But the woke parents never pass an opportunity for a photo op to pose with the mirthless human they created

As the poor kids bravely stand next to the smiling parent as their lot in life had already been dictated

Would this child choose this lifestyle if the parents had waited until this child turned eighteen?

A lifetime of ostracism, looks of ridicule, and the continual pain of hormone shots all because a parent decided they had a right to alter a DNA gene

So the new world had turned kids playing a game into parents playing a game with kids

And then be furious with the few states that this barbaric game with children the law forbids

March 22, 2023 0

You Already Are A Pre-existing Condition

The dictionary defines a pre-existing condition as a health problem that exists before applying for a new health plan

The fact you are a citizen is now a pre-existing condition, as your life and all activities involved will be determined by an implanted chip and a transaction scan

The man had been waving his chip implanted hand over the gas pump reader and yet the pump hadn’t reset

This was puzzling as he knew for a fact that all bills had been paid and he had no debt

The warning flashed on the display screen stating the transaction was declined and to contact his local data bank

With increasing dread the man drove home as the almighty data bank stored all his personal information. He was just thankful he could get home with the gas left in his tank

It turns out this individual had not received his biannual booster shot and all activities would cease until that was achieved

The government, in selling the idea of total convenience, had implanted chips in its population for control purposes and once again to its countrymen they deceived

The chip was the ultimate tool in big brother’s totalitarian jurisdiction

The now mandatory chip was the missing piece in regulating citizen freedom and the major tool in government constriction

The chip reports all movement, medical records, financial transactions, and utility use

Though once promoted as a cure all for credit cards, interest rates, and cash, the chip had turned into a nightmare of government abuse

Now required on all newborns, the umbilical cord is clipped, a hand is implanted, and a digital number is then assigned

The robotic medical community will then know when the infant is ready for the required barrage of shots and if the schedule is not met the parents will be fined

Sixty years later the chip will determine what meds can be allowed to either extend life or speed up death

It turns out this individual was treated for a weakened heart so the chip decided it was best to hurry along this man’s last breath

The insurance companies had a field day as the chip showed this individual wasn’t going to be a perfect specimen and charged a higher rate

The data bank also knew this man’s financial situation was such the government would be able to rake in taxes from his estate

So it would be prudent to delete this person, reboot the chip, and begin again with another child

As the power brokers in DC sit around their power lunch and wonder why they are so reviled

March 11, 2023 0

If Jaws was Filmed By Today’s Leftist Mob

In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment

In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent

The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path

The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath

Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote

Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”

Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands

“I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”

The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread

“I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”

Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release

“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”

By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas

“Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”

America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark

“Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”

America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit

And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order

Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border

March 3, 2023 0

Granny Hung A Telemarketer

The cross arm creaked as the deceased swung in the breeze. Ironically the body was hanged from a phone pole.

Granny was fogging her oxygen mask as she wheeled away from the scene wrapped tightly in her stole

It seems the patients at Shady Acres Retirement Home had enough of the sincere sounding hucksters calling all the residents on their phones

Urgent requests came in daily advising money or credit card info is needed to pay off a grandchild’s multiple student loans

Or maybe for a few dollars given to a charity organization, little Sally might be able to take her first steps

And if you need a minute to retrieve your credit card numbers, you may then give them to one of our courteous reps

The next call coming in might be a concerned citizen with a foreign accent advising that an important package had been delivered to him by mistake

He then states he is broke and since it’s a certified delivery, to forward it to you, $200 is what it would take

An hour later was a message stating that signing up for this “special senior care” car warranty, one would never have to worry again about your car breaking down

Seeing how the kids took her car keys away five years ago, Granny figured she might be able to trick this clown

So between breaks in the bingo game the group of granny “rowdies” devised a scheme

They would lure a telemarketer into their lair with promises of riches, property and if necessary sex to complete his dream

Meeting at the picnic table behind the home, the starry eyed slickster showed up only to receive a hard right cross from a crutch and multiple blows from an oxygen tank

Steadying his battered body on a chair and with the supp hose wrapped tightly around his neck, Granny gave the chair a yank

“Call us now, you twerp!” yelled the group in a show of solidarity

And with that the group returned to their bingo game and continued their discussion of aches, tired cafeteria food, grandchildren, and irregularity

February 23, 2023 0

But Do You Really Trust Them?

The microphones lined the podium and the speakers were using their practiced reassuring voices

The air, water, and soil were safe and the towns people may move back in as if they had any choices

Sipping from the bottled water and nothing from the tap, the “experts” were stating the coast was clear

Like anyone on the podium has experience with a ten car derailment releasing deadly toxins but now acting like no one has anything to fear

This group had made a decision for a controlled burn reducing explosion concerns and hopefully the airborne poisons would dissipate in the wind

As proof one could follow the trail of fish floating on the river surface and the dead livestock in the field to tell where the chemical smoke had thinned

“People may now return to their homes,” stated the government official. “Continue using bottled water and everything else should be okay”

Confidence among the locals is not high as we all know this will soon be yesterday’s news and will shortly be swept away

What are the consequences 1 year, 5 years, 10 years from now? Will the remaining livestock be okay to be milked, butchered, or just graze? Will new babies be born with scales?

Will your home value reflect in the real estate downward spiral of depreciation and diminished sales?

But that’s okay because the g-men who couldn’t wait to catch the first flight out-of-town all assured the citizens the air quality was back to status quo

Just ignore the fact that your bedroom will now be illuminated at night because under the sheets your genitals will glow

February 15, 2023 0

Liar’s Pursuit: A New Drinking Game

The State of the Union speech was droning on, beer cans were strewn across the table and many more littered the floor

The drinking game had ended. Three participants had passed out and the fourth’s head was in toilet. The group had long quit keeping score

The night had started innocently enough as the rules were simple. Every time Biden told an obvious lie everyone had to chug a beer

Only thirty minutes in, out of suds and sobriety, the group needed to make a beer run but had no one to volunteer

This naive group didn’t realize that to keep the Globalist and leftist agenda flowing

Bigger lies needed to piled on existing lies to keep this anti-American disease growing

No mask or lockdown can keep this disease from spreading. Developed in Washington’s lab of disorder this mental pandemic is to be considered a true gain of function

Thrust on most Americans by a small angry group that demands complete surrender without any compunction

The appointed figurehead continues to lie to fit his needs and then runs away, tight lipped, like the miserable vindictive coward he is

While yelling from the podium how everything wrong is everyone’s fault but his

As his trained seals in the audience stood, flapped their flippers and tooted their horns

The few people watching this charade looked out the window at the shambles this administration enforces and for the simple days of yesterday, quietly mourns

He screams he’s going to need more tax money to fight the fentanyl addiction and more equipment and man power to help with the border

After writing another huge check to Ukraine to help with Zelensky’s non-stop take out order

Accusing all who oppose him as the reasons for his policy futility

His own party is questioning the future of their own grip on power with his continuing downward spiral of electability

The quiet fear is he must start a war to prove himself a decisive top gun

So he can show the world who’s in charge and no one would challenge a second term when he announces his run

Plato said, “The measure of a man is what he does with power”

Biden’s idea of leadership is incorporated in poor decisions, lies, and fleeing to Delaware to hide and cower

February 9, 2023 0

Hey Kids, It’s Trump Tweet Time

Recently there’s been discussion of letting Donald Trump back on mainstream social media, so it must be election time

Like poking a bear with a sharp stick, the mean tweets will immediately begin, and all opposed to his ideas will be called slime

The left knows this. Trump’s bombastic personality turns a majority of people off. Hence the dementia whisperer currently in the White House

When faced with the choice between the two, a lot of fence sitters consider the situation hopeless as having to select between a red or a blue louse

Therefore sitting on one’s hands and not voting becomes the obvious decision

And a no vote in this Presidential election will be a vote for this current leader of party division

Joe Biden promised to unify the United States. He partially succeeded knowing American citizens are sheep

By jumping in bed with social media, he can gather in most of the flock while Trump plays Little Bo Peep

As most Americans have the attention span of an average housefly, if an inflammatory lie appears on social media, America will retweet

Washington is well aware of this power and will lie, cheat and steal to enforce this deceit

The bottom feeders in the press know to keep it short, simple and seditious

Frame President Applesauce’s thoughts as benevolent and Trumps as racist and malicious

Twist a entire speech into a two sentence hateful statement and send it out through a bot

And if called on the source blame it all on a Russian plot

So it’s time to dust off the mothballs and let Trump rant away

Biden’s handlers are working overtime as America is waking to fact this man sucks and the country is in rapid decay

Give Trump a week and it’s guaranteed the gaseous tweet will be sent in the middle of the night

And the entire social media will be there in force to stoke the fires and old hatred to ignite

February 3, 2023 0

Posing a Real World Question for ChatGPT

The platform ChatGPT is causing real concern among both parents and educators

It seems this artificial intelligence can answer any question in an accurate way thusly requiring rules and regulators

This platform is a far cry from the dreamy answer appearing in the magic 8 ball or stopping on a Ouija board

It would seem if this new intelligence could provide correct answers, the powers that be could be shoved aside and completely ignored

Why have a group of hapless leaders driven only by personal power and greed when the world’s direction could be easily corrected and is only a mouse click away

Let a neutral computer fueled only by digital zeros and ones solve the pressing issues in government today

The border crisis? Simple. Ukraine needs more money? Here’s the alternative. The New Green Deal? Instead of holding citizens hostage, try this.

After the peals of laughter subsides from the computer’s speakers, the simplicity of the given answers would be easy to dismiss

What would happen to the layers of excess government? The experts, the office toadies, and the influence peddlers

And just maybe those much ballyhooed classified documents would find their way into the shredder

The new party game in Washington would be to watch the current world leaders roll around on the floor trying to tear their hands from each other’s pockets

The special red phone in the government Chiropractor’s office would light up to come put shoulders back their sockets

So, with the nuclear clock currently ten seconds from complete annilation, it’s time to ask one simple question

And put on public display when the computer’s screen lights up with the suggestion

January 29, 2023 0

When Your Popularity is based on the Price of Eggs

The lowly egg, once vilified as a cholesterol boosting agent is now positioned as the poster child of economic woes

The price of eggs has skyrocketed lately due to various factors that may leave one penniless and the lenders on your property to foreclose

The once cheap source of protein now requires some thought before indulging in your standard breakfast fare

To order that three egg omelet, one must figure that person a millionaire

Perhaps the common egg could now become a form of currency or barter

“Sir that will be 453 eggs to replace that broken starter”

Suddenly the backyard chicken coops become today’s gold mine

The homestead would now the guarded by large snarling dogs and a No Trespassing sign

The homeowner would anxiously wait for cackling hen to announce the arrival of new “cash”

One more egg in the basket to hide in the wall safe along with the rest of the stash

The current administration’s popularity has nose dived recently. Gas prices are bad enough but the price of eggs cannot be blamed on Putin

Shortly when the bored and angry begin to riot, the jewelry and liquor will be left alone and the egg cases in the grocery stores will be the target of looting

When Biden and his gang of thieves decided to give Zelensky a bunch of tanks, maybe the taxpayers, to pay the bill, ought to pony up by the dozen in recyclable cardboard

Since he has bled the average taxpayer dry with his upcharges and hidden taxes, being paid by eggs is all the citizen can afford

Considering a tank costs roughly nine million dollars have the taxpayers ante up 15,517,241 eggs and shells to pay the expense

Let that be payment for escalating an unwinnable conflict and Washington’s lack of commonsense

January 26, 2023 0

In Search of the Thin Skinned Race

The years of study were reaching completion. The tweed clad professor was leading his class of wide-eyed students in search of a lost civilization.

The professor, wishing he could pull off the fedora and whip look, had to settle for elbow patches and bug repellent for this exploration

This group was searching for an extinct, short lived society that had seemingly vanished over the course of fifty years

These people commonly known as the thin skinned had risen up and then disappeared almost as fast due to trying to survive with their liberal arts careers

The study group was transported to a region formerly known as a large urban area rendered uninhabitable years ago

The thin skinned had once thrived in this environment but fears of climate change and the inevitable loss of the power grid had been the final blow

The professor and his students were out to prove that if they could find just one thin skin trapped beneath the rubble of a Starbucks, through cell regeneration they might revive the species

Suddenly a student shouted in jubilation as an intact cadaver was found in the burnt hull of a hybrid Mitsubishi

The professor knew that much like a mule this particular group of humans had morphed into androgynous creatures

This find was remarkable in that the body displayed an open mouth from both non-stop yelling and crying, exceptionally thin skin, and various colors in the remaining tufts of hair. This find had all the required features

Unable to procreate this race had rapidly died out or relocated to Canada where unrelenting taxes, rules, regulations and a brutal police state had forced them into being cowardly mindless drones

Soon frozen to death in the harsh winters, DNA replication was impossible as there remained only contaminated unusable dust left from the bones

So this find was doubly important as this once living being was found in a fetal position with its arms cradled around what appeared to be a bankers box

As the body was carefully pried away from the box the words Top Secret were on the side and the box seemed to be full of docs

Ignoring protocol, the professor carefully removed the lid hoping his selfish move would not be something he would come to regret

And there in bold letters next to the Top Secret stencil were instructions to store the box in Biden’s garage behind his Corvette

January 18, 2023 0

An Easy Path To Bipartisanship

Much has been made about the lack of bipartisanship in Congress. The Democrats are too liberal and the Republicans all sit to the right of Genghis Kahn

The ability to achieve anything is accomplished only through threat of government shutdown on a conclusion forgone

The hand wringing is only getting worse as those elected want to control all the balls in their sandbox

Control the box, enrich yourself with pet projects, pork for the large donors, and insider trading upgrading your portfolio of stocks

No one reaches across the aisle, offers a workable solution, or considers the voters

This selfishness has only created chaos at the southern border, the murder of thousands of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and the blowing of Taps for gasoline motors

However, there exists a pathway to this elusive bipartisanship. It’s simply called shoot a liar

The rules are clear cut. Take any official regardless of party affiliation, caught in a provable lie and throw their name in a rotating bingo cage. Once a year draw a name, stand that person in front of a firing squad and open fire

The day that miscreant is called would be tax day and a homeless vet gets to draw the name

When the person is notified they’re included in the cage they’ll be given a chance to come clean or deny the blame

The name then stays in the cage until their name is drawn, or they “fess up,” resign and disappear

So round and round the cage goes and whose name is drawn nobody knows creating huge Vegas betting odds and loser tears

Once a name is drawn it’s too late. There is no jury trial just a videotape of the proven lie

Then a quick march over to the execution wall as that person chose deceit and greed over truth and its now time to die

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, Washington’s swamp would in no time resemble a ghost town

As both politicians and various influencers climb over each other’s backs before they’re lying at the base of the wall facedown

Those left would strive to work together as America was founded on truth, compromise and individual rights

The day of the lie would be over, Congress would quickly learn to work together and that is what unites

January 6, 2023 0

Great Stocking Stuffer Idea: Turkey Jerky

The USDA defines jerky as a “dense meat that has been made lightweight by drying”

It seems with the new Congress there will be 19 members that are 80 and up. That’s a lot of adult diapers the taxpayers will be supplying

The USDA also states that jerky is shelf stable and requires no refrigeration

The only item required by these geriatric members is a constant donation

They’ve been around for years. But one has to question, why are they still there?

They’ve all grown richer at your expense but don’t expect help from them in your region as that’s your own cross to bear

They keep getting voted in because you as a voter recognize their name, and they’ve done nothing to put themselves in the electors’ crosshairs

If they can lie low long enough thanks to their free healthcare, they can continue to sop up the gravy and become multi-millionaires

It doesn’t matter one bit about party affiliation, they’re very comfortable with their lot in life

Flying in above the electorate, one shouldn’t miss the welcoming luncheon, while all the poor folk struggle with their daily strife

Democrat or Republican, the geezers are in. They may not like the majority policies but kay sera sera, whatever will be will be

So please pass the lobster and champagne as all is good. Just don’t try to redistrict their area or you’ll hear them scream like a banshee

So here’s to your longevity and compassion. I sincerely believe the signed message just above your request for another donation

Though you’ve represented my region for seven terms, I know you’ve never visited this location

It’s long pastime for term limits on both houses and an age limit for the candidates and elected members

Before the entire congress has the memory of their own “big guy” who would call you by name if he only remembers

December 8, 2022 0

Another Blue March Through Georgia

Once again another blue march swept across the State of Georgia. It had been 158 years since Sherman cut his path of destruction

That march was Washington’s attempt to put down the rebel uprising and throw the south into 100 years of reconstruction

This time the march was in response to Ex-President Trump’s failure to acknowledge all that glitters is not gold

Mounting his podium at one of his rallies he revels in the adoration of the crowd, truly a sight to behold

He figures just by pointing a finger and blessing a future candidate with typical Trump arrogance, that candidate will roll to victory

Should the candidate stumble and lose the election Trump gets before the microphone and states the opposition won by pure trickery

Trump has been a plague to Georgia’s republicans. He rode in on a white horse and blessed a then unknown Brian Kemp in the Governor’s race

Kemp managed to turn back a strong push by Stacy Abrams but then shot himself in the foot by appointing Kelly Loffler to a vacant Senate seat who was a hapless political disgrace

She was so bad at her job she cost the other Georgia Senator his seat just by association

Seizing the opportunity, the democrats poured money into the state promoting racial predjudice with every absentee ballot claiming a second coming of southern confederation

Forget about inflation, immigration, or rising crime. The two blue Senators have now claimed their place at the public trough and are poised to rubber stamp Biden’s grand schemes

This blue march wasn’t about a rebel uprising. It was all about ingrained ignorance, power, money, greed and squashing individual freedoms and American dreams

So thank you Mr Trump. Please stay out of states that might have a chance to fend off a socialist wave

Grab a wedge and work on your short game before turning republicans in another state into an underfunded freedom seeking enclave

December 7, 2022 0

Having To Use The Train Wreck

The incumbent candidate, once riding high in the polls, found himself in a dead heat with his opponent

His campaign had been smooth and stress free. Suddenly his competition had gained ground overnight and the incumbent felt that the endorsement of a political heavy hitter was the missing component

His manager requested help from all the big names. The former president, his spouse, a former high profile candidate, the aging rock star, and the former sports super star were all busy and declined

Desperate for an endorsement, the candidate had to turn to the current President, the one with the rapidly fading mind

Watching the polls stating he and his opponent were tied within the margin of error, left him no choice

Maybe just once this divisive man might give his campaign a positive voice

His final speech before election day was to be on the Federal Courthouse steps in the state capitol

The President would have time for his writers to construct a speech about his party’s achievements as his opponent’s rebuttal

At the appointed time the protesters were assembled in force as those wanting a safe and secure America seemingly appeared out of the woodwork

The gas powered ten car motorcade pulled up, stumbling to the podium the President immediately called the protesters idiots with his trademark smirk

He then proceeded to tell he would shut down the coal plants and eliminate fossil fuel

His disdain for any opposition had taken him from being the great uniter, to being a back alley bully, to being down right cruel

The fact winter is rapidly approaching and a large percentage of his electorate, due to his self-created energy crisis will be hungry and cold

The candidate hoping for a boost was seen just offstage with his head buried in his hands needing to be consoled

This farce of a leader had just gone out of his way to bury this office holder

Wishing he had left this ineffective and failing man in his Delaware basement to molder

November 7, 2022 0

Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

October 29, 2022 0

Baby Pin Cushion

The school children were all lined up in the cafeteria to receive their polio vaccine infused sugar cube

Vaccines were administered in the 50’s and 60’s without much debate before the invention of social media and You Tube

If one peeked at the arms of the these children, they would have noticed the scar from the scratch of glass to ward off smallpox

It didn’t take long for for Big Pharma to soon realize that vaccines could be a lucrative way to increase the value of their stocks

In addition to the necessary measles and mumps vaccines additional shots were developed to push on unsuspecting kids

Soon school systems were following CDC “recommendations” as entrance to school was either be multiple jabbed or just walking the halls of that school the law forbids

In an unbelieveable reach, the CDC recommends that babies 6 months and older be jabbed for Hep B that is mostly sexually transmitted

Then EUREKA! Covid splashed across the globe and suddenly the world is Big Pharma’s oyster. The eight test mice on trial didn’t die so the CDC recommendation of yearly shots in all infants were permitted

Able to cast their greedy net over the entire world population, Big Pharma was able to pass their untested biological agent as a safe and effective “vaccine”

Backed by the current administration in this hugely profitable scheme the US population becomes just another mark in this money machine

Also being kicked around is raising the price of the jab from the $30 charged the government to after the current contact expires, $110 to the end user

Meaning Big Pharma is the giant winner and the law abiding citizens and helpless infants are the loser

But things are looking up. So far there are no reports of the any of the eight test mice dying

So ignoring the reports of the jabbed dropping like flies in a DDT cloud, one can only see the 26 shots recommended by the CDC and the sound of babies crying

October 26, 2022 2

What’s Up with all these Peanut Allergies

The young boy eyed the lunch room lady with both anticipation and suspicion

The smell emanating from the cafeteria had given the lad an eerie premonition

Pushing the tray down the rail in wide-eyed fearfulness he waited for that dreaded sound

And there it was, the splash in the soup bowl of slimy tomato, looking like a dissected science experiment that drowned

Add to the sloshing of the soup bowl, the splat of the leaky peanut butter and jelly sandwich gluing itself to the melmac plate

This presentation passed for lunch once a month without any regard to the kid’s immediate fate

Flash forward fifty years and today’s crop of classmates would be watching their peers being wheeled out on stretchers in severe anaphylactic shock

It seems today that children need to to be cautious about what they ingest, or they’ll quickly be on their way to the doc

Currently food allergies are on the rise partially to the “clean environment” paranoia. Many foods besides peanuts are on the no eat list

Kids aren’t on the playground anymore sharing dirt, germs, and microbes causing the gut health to suffer and peanut butter sandwiches cease to exist

Helicopter parents standing at the ready with their sani-wipes, antibacterial soaps and sanitizing clothes detergents have weakened the immune systems

In an effort to keep their kids safe from illness the children themselves have become the victims

Who’da ever thought a jar of peanut butter could unleash a deadly effect on kids when the previous problem was always creamy or chunky

That and the fact the classroom full of screaming kids always smelled like the breath of a monkey

The microbes in the gut play an important part in overall health so let the kids play in the dirt

Besides this explains why rats, cockroaches and politicians seem to thrive in their own filth and always emerge unhurt

October 17, 2022 0

America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

September 21, 2022 0

Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18^th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897^th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

September 13, 2022 0

Stretching a Paycheck like its Written on Silly Putty

The mercury outside was plunging. The power bill had arrived and a fearful peek brought a cry of exasperation

Another bite taken from the paycheck adding to the helpless frustration

The daily cost of living had been on a constant uphill march for two years now

The crack in the windshield, the inoperable dishwasher, and just how many missed payments would the mortgage company allow

Life had become a juggle of expenses. What to purchase. What to pay. What to let slide

In the struggle to create a good life for the family comes the desperation of not making ends meet and a loss of pride

Yet the government is advising the world this hiccup in the economy is transitory. The future is bright with a vote for another term

The faith in the “uniter” has gone from trust to disbelieving as this President sounds and looks markedly infirm

The US continues on the same path to self-destruction with unfettered Green Deal spending, the unending border surge, and the weekly billions poured into Ukraine

However, if questioned about this massive spending, the leadership treats the skeptic as an Ultra MAGA and the question inane

This economy doesn’t give the taxpayer a break. The weekly pound of flesh continues to be withdrawn.

Still, you are to believe the pandemic is raging, the border secure, and Putin is the devil’s spawn

Yet, illegals are cared for, Ukrainian citizens take precedence over American citizens and college loans are to be forgiven

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see this administration is all about creating an elitist sanctuary and their agenda socialist driven

All the while your children’s future is not as bright as previous generations and personal depression is stretched to the breaking point

Perhaps after legalized pot the citizens can all numb themselves with a government funded, cartel supplied joint

September 11, 2022 0

A Recipe for Leftover Hatred

The pantry was picked over and virtually empty. The supply of voters had dwindled and the head chef needed to plan an election dinner

Scrolling through the digital recipes to appease the hungry masses, the man had to come up with a winner

Suddenly a recipe for leftover hatred caught his eye

Trying to satisfy all his needs he knew to incorporate something green for both his agenda and his own pocket. As for the people he disdains, something greasy to fry

The hatred recipe sounded delicious and easy to prepare. All he needed was a big portion of leftover Trump

He’d been feeding the masses with his rehashed tripe for a couple of years as the original cut was meaty and plump

Additional ingredients called for a delusional unhinged speech, untold graft, a liberal sprinkling of FBI agents and an unethical department of justice

The last two ingredients are used to add flavor to a tired old dish requiring no measured moral compass

The directions are clearly stated to roast the Trump rump at every opportunity while denying all criticisms about your preparation

And have your robotic hostess advise the fawning press all ingredients are healthful when everyone knows know her reading is a complete fabrication

The prep time for the meal takes a full eighteen months of hiding in the basement

While yelling out of a subterranean window he could end hunger by unifying all and as master chef he would be the preferred replacement

With this giant Trump rump roast, he would finish with an economy reduction of taxpayer money poured on Ukraine mixed with previously locked down under achieving children and then covered with Fauci foil

Move the oven shelf to highest position and preheat to a climate change broil

After four years remove from oven place on a rack and allow to cool

Garnish with cover-ups, lies, and deceit. Slice and serve with cheese as you continue treat the American public as your court yard fool

September 5, 2022 0

EVs, The Laser Disc of this Generation

In days of yore, the 80s, VHS tapes ruled. Movie rental stores were popping up overnight like a mushroom

Everywhere one looked, a retail store would rent you a video that once at home one with a remote could stop and later resume

People waited in long lines to rent or buy the latest movie release to take home and enjoy from the comfort of their easy chair

Sure, the picture wasn’t great, the video needed to be returned in two days, and don’t forget to rewind or suffer through the store clerk’s glare

Suddenly, on the horizon, a new format came into view. It was called laser disc and it was forecast to sweep the nation

This disc was to take the audio-visual world by storm with a crystal clear picture and perfect sound all adding to the hype and celebration

The new disc was the answer to VHS tapes’ clarity issues, broken cassettes, and tape eating playback machines

This new format was touted as the next big thing, a fix to all problems. One can now take their tape player out and smash it to smithereens

But almost as soon as this new product rolled out, massive problems appeared

As with any new product released too soon many issues caused its downfall and was gone in just a few short years after it premiered

Many challenges plagued the discs. They were heavy, did not tolerate any abuse, had to be flipped halfway through a movie, and the players were very expensive.

Fast forward forty years to the laser disc of this generation and the propaganda surrounding the EV is quite intensive

They’re the answer to all the combustion engine problems. No gas is required, no emissions will spew forth and the vehicles can be charged in one’s home

They’re made of plastic, run by a battery, and won’t be decorated with fake wood panels or garish strips of chrome

“You will buy the EV. You won’t question our orders because if you do the earth will die and you will feel the guilt”

This sounds great on the commercial but just don’t turn back the sheets to see what lurks beneath the quilt

Like the laser disc being released too soon, electric vehicles aren’t as rosy as they seem. The batteries are constructed from extremely toxic rare earth minerals mined overseas, the charge takes hours and only lasts a couple hundred miles, the price of electricity is high but not to worry the cars are unaffordable anyway

So buyer beware. Save your pennies, drive your gas car and wait for hydrogen power before you spend your hard-earned pay

August 29, 2022 0

The New Age Settlers

The music was playing the movie soundtrack being shown on the drop down screen

It was early morning and the family of four was heading to the airport happy they didn’t have to show proof of vaccine

The back and the car top of the SUV were loaded with luggage needed for the week long resort stay

As the family breezed along they didn’t observe the darkened van behind the billboard eyeing them only as prey

The husband sleepily drinking his coffee glanced up at a shape looming in his rear view mirror

There were no lights, but the image was blocking the entire back as the dark silhouette drew nearer

“Hon,” said the suddenly awake husband. I think we’re being tailgated by a large van”

Shushing the children the wife went pale as the van rammed the back bumper crushing it like a tin can

“Jack!” screamed the wife. “Do you think these are the Migrant Banditos?”

“Honey, be cool” whispered Jack. “They’re after our luggage and money. Just cooperate and let them have our stuff and they can disappear back to their area incognito”

This family thinking they were on a fun family outing didn’t realize they were about to enter the 2024 version of the Twilight Zone

Left on the side of the road, they were stranded and stripped of everything they own

Sure, they knew how to get their belongings back if they were brave enough to venture into the No Go Section

The area was on the south side of the city and the repurposed goods were sold out of an abandoned Walmart and under migrant protection

The illegals have no issue with supply chains as they have set up their own distribution network for goods and services

The liberal government has seemingly condoned this activity by turning their back for all tense and purposes

The cops had been ordered to stand down as problems that arose were handled internally relieving the cops as they were outmanned and outgunned

The beleaguered police force was down to a bare bones personnel minimum after all the screams to defund

The migrant population can now purchase whatever they need with their new online currency set up by the ruling cartel

Resigned to their entry level wages with no hope of advancement, this new form of purchasing power gives them all leverage to buy and sell

Using the mantra of “head north young man” the migrants were moving into a new frontier much like the early American settler

And the Biden administration can pat itself on the back and proclaim that’s how we “build back better”

August 20, 2022 0

Take The Subsidy Pebble From My Hand

The young boy sat at his Master’s knee and asked. “Master, what is the truth?”

“Grasshopper, why do you ask? Is the truth not what it should be?” the elder inquired of the youth

“Master, I am puzzled. The truth used to be obvious. Now it seems the truth is elusive”

“Lawmakers from the village continuously make new laws in a way that sounds collusive”

“Grasshopper, the explanation is simple” The wizened one stated. “The truth only exists if you agree with them”

“And if you don’t agree the lawmakers are quick in your beliefs, condemn”

“But Master, what is the truth? Why do these lawmakers get to change the rules?”

“Because young son, these leaders are elected by us and then with their new power, treat us as fools”

“They want us to understand since we voted them into power they must be superior”

They sing the common folk song about helping fellow man, but filling their treasure chests is their motive ulterior”

“But Master how does this help us in our quest for a fulfilled life?”

“Wouldn’t these people just add to unhappiness in a world already filled with strife”

The old man held out out both hands. One held a tiny pebble, one did not

“Young son take the subsidy pebble from my hand now or you won’t be left with squat”

“But Master,” asked the youth. “That is only a tiny pebble in your hand. Will there be anymore?”

“No my son, but one small pebble is better than nothing so you will be able to survive but remain poor”

“Just remember you are only here to serve the lawmakers and in turn they will supply your basic needs”

“You are not to question their devious plans and blindly follow where all this leads”

“But Master, I’m poor now, feeling hopeless and living in poverty conditions”

“Not to worry young son. The lawmakers have told us all we are all in a period of transitions”

“But Master, how long will these transitions last?”

“They’ll last until we are forced into Washington worship, no one owns property and all is gone that was once gassed”

August 14, 2022 12

Two Bits Four Bits Gimmie Your Dollar

The reports are out and in spite of the economy’s downward trend and gloomy outlook, there is no recession

To acknowledge the President’s policies were failures would require an upright person to give an honest confession

Touting the fact the price of gas was down 50 cents at the pump the Press Secretary was waving the victory banner

She had to shout loudly as the calls for police officers to handle the current lawless outbreak were non-stop on the police scanner

Ukrainian President Zelensky was demanding more money from US taxpayers as he needed to equip new troops to be used for Soviet target practice

He needs to teach his troops the use of available camouflage lessons practiced by the migrants streaming across the SW border by hiding behind cactus

That way Americans can continue to fund the survival of Ukrainian troops and citizens and half a million southern border got-aways

Rather than border closure, we need to endure paying the costs of transportation, education and room and board to save them from camping next to the railways

Inasmuch as this group of experts has proclaimed there is no recession, there is no need to worry about an unchecked rise in healthcare expense

Now that people have caught on to the covid payola scam, the administration is grasping at straws with the monkey pox red herring defense

But fear not, the climate change czar has parked his pollution spewing private jet after multiple transcontinental flights to fight carbon emission

Ensuring that people will shiver and starve worldwide as common folk struggle with this ridiculous and unnecessary transition

This administration cannot admit to a recession. They’ll just rewrite the definition to suit their needs

They have no problem lying, spying, and obstructing the American people. This vile form of vermin continues in power by the blood of the American citizens on which it feeds

That groping feeling in your pants are the self-appointed elites of this world feeling for your last dime

All this is planned to distract the public from corrupt members of congress and the vipers living in the White House, all partners in crime

So, two bits four bits six bits a dollar
We’re not satisfied with your misery until you holler
As we want you poor, ignorant and living in squalor

July 26, 2022 0

It Tastes Like Fried Chicken

Dinner was hours ago and all homework had been completed. It was time for a little TV and a pan of Swifty Pop

The kids were beside themselves as they watched the foil covering expand and steam escape through its top

The popping sound only increased the anticipation because in three short minutes the kids would all be crunching down on bugs

Mom and Dad, with heads together, looked happily on this family moment feeling the heart string tugs

The TV volume has to be increased as the crunching sound became really loud

A good time was had by all, but unfortunately due to inflation only one bowl per kid was allowed

Yes sir, the New Green Deal was working as planned. Americans everywhere were becoming amateur chefs and entomologists

The current administration was gleefully claiming success and promoters of climate change had no apologists

Not surprisingly, new You Tube videos were appearing showing the proper way to saute grubs

Various accompaniments were debuting on grocery shelves including sauces, dips and rubs

Harvesting backyard bugs had become a phenomenon with countless internet articles and DIY’s

Showing various traps, digging tools for worms and specialty plates to place under the bug zapper to securely hold flies

Of course, for the ruling elite, the cuts of beef, pork and chicken are offered daily on the menus

As the dining areas offered no bugs for consumption in any of the restaurant venues

But take heart America, the Washington elites might consider bug-fare gross and only suitable for all those whose social standing from theirs are considered beneath

But scientists are hard at work to get that dung taste out of worms and creating legless crickets so the body parts don’t get caught in your teeth

July 20, 2022 12

A Movie, A Concession Stand, and a Brinks Truck

The weather forecast once again was calling for no relief from the current heat wave

And the local Bijou is showing the summer blockbuster movie featuring a star who’s always been a fave

The film had been released four weeks ago so the lines to get in have dwindled

Figuring we could catch the first showing at reduced ticket prices, we wouldn’t feel swindled

So to speed up the ticket process we decided to purchase on-line, so we could breeze right in to our seat

Swallowing hard when the ticket prices showed up in the click to buy box the afternoon reduced price was way more when it was printed on the receipt

Checking back on the fine print, the amount charged was an add-on for a processing and handling fee

It seems a surcharge of four fifty was considered a small price to pay to get into a movie hassle-free

But this was early afternoon and an escape from the heat with an enjoyable film seemed like winner

Slowly advancing to the pick up ticket window as the the old folks shuffle was in full swing, they too were figuring on a movie and an early bird dinner

So we took our place behind three blue-hairs who spent the next ten minutes looking through old Kleenexes, pill boxes, and breath mints for exact change

While the seductive smell of fresh popcorn wafted over everyone standing downrange

It was at this point where we realized a Brinks truck was necessary if we needed popcorn and a drink to enjoy the showing

The best value deal on the menu board consisted of a reusable five gallon bucket of popcorn and a half gallon of soda to keep the type II diabetes growing and the bladder flowing

All for $49.95 with free refills and if one brings the bucket back to a future showing your popcorn will only be two bucks

So a lesson was learned, it would be cheaper to have a early lunch at a four star restaurant before the movie and you won’t have to buy your snacks with sacks of money protected by armed guards from the Brinks trucks

July 19, 2022 0

Refusing All Responsibility

Once again he looked into the camera and whispered as he read, “It’s not my fault”

The fact America wakes up everyday poorer than the day before is due to the Ukrainian assault

Take no responsibility for any of your actions has become the new mantra for weak kneed Americans everywhere

Do something wrong, fail to pay off a debt, break a promise and there’s no longer a need to despair

Promise to unite America and end the hateful division and in less than two years you’ve managed to increase the parties’ separation

Blame all that on the republicans and the previous administration

Appoint your Vice President to take control of the border crisis and the unchecked immigration

After a 45-minute visit she offered up word salad about root causes and nothing at all about the Constitutional law desecration

Offer the manufacturers of the covid “vaccines” total immunity to any tragic side effects and any subsequent lawsuits

Continue to issue government mandates to effectively control the citizens without any fear of legal disputes

Forgive college loans that were willingly signed and now the $125,000 liberal arts degree isn’t providing enough to survive

One just didn’t think that a huge monthly note for the next thirty years would be hard to honor at twenty-eight five

Criminals can openly shop lift, attack the weak, and shoot at will but that’s not about behavior it’s all about their upbringing

As Congress stays obsessed with the January 6^th keg party gone bad causing six weeks of taxpayer funded hand wringing

When you take no responsibility for any of your decisions it’s easy to stomp on the flag, written laws and citizens’ rights

Then claim its everyone elses’ fault when every decision fails and no one unites

July 15, 2022 0

A Solution to America’s Drug Problem

Much has been written lately about America’s drug induced mental illness. The hand wringing has now become front and center

Lawlessness and drug zombies are filmed daily as this administration allows massive quantities of drugs from other countries to the USA to enter

Everyone is looking for their next high and willing to do anything to find chemical paradise

Sell their possessions, their bodies, or theft becomes their only occupation as their brain screams to feed it’s vice

The gutless media has taken up this cause under the dumping ground label of mental illness

Videos of tent encampments and countless people with fixed pupils and rampant drug issues are shown nightly as evidence of this sickness

The White House seems to not understand that a new czar that can fully appreciate this problem occasionally lives right under their roof

The Biden family of low lives has it’s own drug expert with a laptop as proof

Unlike appointing his incompetent Vice President to fix the border

The assignment for this individual was made to order

The President could appoint his own son as the new White House drug lord

And for just 10% to the big guy, his son will think this time he really scored

His advice could prove invaluable as he would be quick to know where the good drugs are coming from

And to protect the American citizens he would personally try them all to see which ones give the glorious high and which just make you numb

So take heart America, there’s hope on the horizon for America’s drug issue

The Bidens own the solution that can ride to the rescue

July 9, 2022 0

The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

June 27, 2022 0

Putin is the new God of Evil

The Gods of evil have been scorned and feared since the dawn of mankind

What behavior was acceptable and what was evil has always been clearly defined

Should a person stray from what passes as satisfactory, the behavior was blamed on an evil god.

The Egyptians had the all powerful Apophis and Bobby Brady had the bad luck Tiki idol with the tarantula that on Bobby’s pj’s trod

President Biden has been yelling, whispering and blaming his own god of evil, Mr. Putin

Everything wrong with this country that can’t be blamed on Trump is now blamed on Putin and there’s no disputing

The fact the price at the gas pumps has soared since Mr Biden assumed office is not his fault

It’s all on Putin. After doing what he could to kill the oil industry, we all watched as America’s prosperity ground to a halt

The dollar menu at the local fast food menu might now get you a napkin and two ketchup packs

But pin the blame on the Russians because everything would be great if it weren’t for the Ukraine attacks

The trucker that just spent $1100 to fill his tanks has Putin to thank

And please don’t notice the new interest rates, the price of produce and the fact your 401 just shrank

Keep in mind Mr. Biden is always fighting for you as he saved you 14 cents at last year’s barbecue

And just now to counter the rising gas prices, we now have the very cavalier federal gas tax holiday riding to your rescue

So blame the boogeyman Putin when you’re having to make the choice between milk or bread

Perhaps when Biden begs the Saudis for foreign oil he can be entertained by the stoning of an adulterer or the screams of a homosexual they’re about to behead

Apparently the whole world hangs on the evil Mr Putin who is just a bad morning away from unleashing another World War

Thankfully for Biden a new evil God has risen. The inflation, the economy and the frustration of living in a social cesspool can all be lain at Putin’s front door

June 23, 2022 0

Would You Enlist to be Able to Purchase a Gun?

And so the debate rages on. The second amendment is being adorned, scorned and shredded at the same time

The President figures that by calling on God’s graces he can sway opinion. As usual with all his leftist diatribes, they haven’t been worth a dime

The real question is just what is the indicator that someone is mature enough to purchase a gun?

It seems a majority of cowardly drive by shootings are either gang related or some teenager with ruffled feelings opening up with a firearm just to see people run

It doesn’t take a genius to fire a gun. Point and shoot should come with a long division problem to solve

Non-violent negotiating skills would drastically improve if trying to answer 1381 divided by four before the other guy with his own problem is able to resolve

The pathetic teen-aged nut job that feels emboldened by killing a group of unarmed innocents should have to sit down with the military shrink, before at the gun store, laying his cash down

And perhaps a real warning could be attached to the background check that this individual liked to watch small animals drown

So what is the measure of a man? A high school diploma is now handed out for just showing up on most days

As public school teachers seem more concerned about encouraging gender dysphoria than helping a kid who is one social snub away from letting the bullets spray

So what determines if a person under 21 has the right to buy a firearm capable of taking a life?

And perhaps loading up with ammunition to settle the frustration of perceived personal strife

Obviously a stint in the military standing at attention in the Fort Benning August sun knowing you volunteered but still have 20 months to serve

The maturity of any gender receives an upgrade when tasked with military training and the military reserve

Then the right to purchase a gun should be rewarded and not a second thought given

But selling a rifle to an 18-year old hot head who’d gonna show the world what he’s all about is a crime that should not be forgiven

June 10, 2022 3

The Oak Hill HOA and Vigilante Committee

The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt

“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”

“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”

“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”

“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”

“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”

“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”

“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”

“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”

“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”

“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”

“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”

“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”

“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”

“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”

“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”

“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”

“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”

June 9, 2022 0

Crocodile Tears

Tragedy had struck. An eighteen-year old fueled by on line hate groups and his own mental illness had killed ten in a grocery store

So entrenched with his feeling of self-glorification that he streamed the slaughter of innocents for his online losers to adore

A sad and tragic tale of a loner lashing out at a group he had been programmed into believing were out to push him into irreverence

Unable to cope with people, surroundings and life he failed to realize most feelings toward him was one of ambivalence

This boy acted alone. He plotted this planned execution and was driven by his own warped mind

But seizing this horrific event, our most divisive President grasped the opportunity to blame white people as the root of hatred for all mankind

There’s nothing like the President of the United States to single out a particular race as the cause of all evil to raise the antennae on people of all colors everywhere

Creating violence and mayhem could certainly redirect anger from a failing administration and a country in desperate need of repair

He has been continuously programmed by his leftist handlers, this makes sense in Biden’s befuddled brain as the demons that rule his darkest dreams are all white

In his haste to create a socialist state, his elitist ignorance didn’t allow him to realize that Americans as a whole do not give up without a fight

He thought he could get by tossing the minorities a bone, patting them on the head and telling them what he thinks they want to hear

He smugly chalks up the minority vote as his and his New World Order is only a white vote away and for that, this race he must continue to smear

He had used political camouflage and Trumps’s bombastic buffoonery to his advantage in the last election. Lies, hearsay and Trump’s own personality put Biden over the top

But Biden’s own arrogance and greed will come back to haunt him in the midterms and his personal crusade to destroy America will grind to a stop

American voters may have to hitch a ride to the polls, step over the homeless, fight off criminals, hide from the covid police and hope the pollsters don’t cheat

But the people of all colors will show up in droves and win back the House, the Senate and ultimately put an end to Biden’s deceit

May 20, 2022 0

Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his party’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

May 15, 2022 0

Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

May 13, 2022 0

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