The field trip was the big event for the week. The progressive pre-k was going to the Trans Zoo
The little wokesters were all excited to see the new breed of animals from the strutting ostriches to the flamboyant kangaroo
The kids all piled off the minibus with their name tags and official Trans Zoo coloring book
Squealing with delight at the rogue elephant wearing eye shadow, the lioness wearing a wig, and the penguin in high heels, they all pressed closer to get a better look
The woke teachers were quick to point out how these animals were special, and they were different from just boys and girls
Just like that big gorilla in a dress and a hat accentuated by the double strings of pearls
The kids shrieked loudly as the trained giraffes performed a strange dance wearing rhinestone g-strings
And they cheered and clapped at the pink flamingos that had dyed their feathers purple only seen when they spread their wings
“You see kids, you don’t have to grow up to be just boys or girls,” stated the teacher’s aide.
Proudly observing she could see the little kids’ minds turning hoping her message of gender dysphoria had been properly conveyed
The children were all nodding like they understood until little Johnny raised his hand
“What happened to the petting zoo?” It used to be over there where it’s now a stage and a grandstand”
“What happened to the babies? Last time we were here we got to feed a little llama”
“We fed it milk from a bottle that was made by its mama”
“Well Johnny,” stated the aide, “There are no more babies as these animals can’t make a little one”
“You see Johnny, these animals were operated on, so they can never have a daughter or a son”
“These animals are special. The zoo decided that in order to be different they should never be able to reproduce”
“That’s not fair,” screamed little Johnny. “We should be able to feed the babies and not just look at a panty hose wearing moose”
“Besides without babies this zoo won’t be here very long.”
“These animals are going to get old and no one wants to look at a decrepit pig with lipstick wearing a thong”
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 
July 19, 2023 at 9:30 am
Hello Kevin. That was very good, wry humour at its best and telling the truth. When I read “…a decrepit pig with lipstick wearing a thong.” I thought of that insane person ‘Rachel Levine’, a pig in a wig if ever there was.
If you should be bored I did this take on the transgender nonsense.
By the way, having read your ‘about’ I also grew up in the 60’s and 70’s when the world seemed simpler.
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July 20, 2023 at 8:29 am
Funny thing about the “Rachal Levine” remark. That image popped into my mind as I wrote that. I read your Trans blog. I might have detected a bit of animosity directed towards the Royals. If not you may have the media darlings Harry and Meghan back. Due to their constant whining they’re starting to be ignored by the usually fawning press. What they didn’t realize is that everyone thinks they’re royalty in Hollywood.
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July 20, 2023 at 10:33 am
I used to think the Royal family were OK growing up. As a child it was just part of the pageantry and colour which one is fascinated by.
But as the Queen kept signing bills contrary to common sense/moral laws (I equate the two) I became increasingly uneasy.
When she signed off the Same-sex couples act in 2013 I thought she was mad. She had made promises at her coronation to uphold God’s laws and she broke them, not personally but legislatively.
People say that she had to sign them and that there would have been a constitutional crisis if she hadn’t. But that is just a lie to justify what has happened. No wonder we are in such a mess today.
Whilst I never had it in for prince Charles as he was and I think he has done good things for the organic farming movement (all farming was once this anyway), I am very concerned about his attachment to the World Economic Forum.
As regards Harry and Megan, well they are just plain silly and a useful distraction when there are awkward things like vaccine harms and deaths to hide or the proxy war in the Ukraine.
Megan is a narcissist and Harry her lap dog. I don’t wish them on the States but they can stay there as far as I am concerned!
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