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But Do You Really Trust Them?

The microphones lined the podium and the speakers were using their practiced reassuring voices

The air, water, and soil were safe and the towns people may move back in as if they had any choices

Sipping from the bottled water and nothing from the tap, the “experts” were stating the coast was clear

Like anyone on the podium has experience with a ten car derailment releasing deadly toxins but now acting like no one has anything to fear

This group had made a decision for a controlled burn reducing explosion concerns and hopefully the airborne poisons would dissipate in the wind

As proof one could follow the trail of fish floating on the river surface and the dead livestock in the field to tell where the chemical smoke had thinned

“People may now return to their homes,” stated the government official. “Continue using bottled water and everything else should be okay”

Confidence among the locals is not high as we all know this will soon be yesterday’s news and will shortly be swept away

What are the consequences 1 year, 5 years, 10 years from now? Will the remaining livestock be okay to be milked, butchered, or just graze? Will new babies be born with scales?

Will your home value reflect in the real estate downward spiral of depreciation and diminished sales?

But that’s okay because the g-men who couldn’t wait to catch the first flight out-of-town all assured the citizens the air quality was back to status quo

Just ignore the fact that your bedroom will now be illuminated at night because under the sheets your genitals will glow

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Posing a Real World Question for ChatGPT

The platform ChatGPT is causing real concern among both parents and educators

It seems this artificial intelligence can answer any question in an accurate way thusly requiring rules and regulators

This platform is a far cry from the dreamy answer appearing in the magic 8 ball or stopping on a Ouija board

It would seem if this new intelligence could provide correct answers, the powers that be could be shoved aside and completely ignored

Why have a group of hapless leaders driven only by personal power and greed when the world’s direction could be easily corrected and is only a mouse click away

Let a neutral computer fueled only by digital zeros and ones solve the pressing issues in government today

The border crisis? Simple. Ukraine needs more money? Here’s the alternative. The New Green Deal? Instead of holding citizens hostage, try this.

After the peals of laughter subsides from the computer’s speakers, the simplicity of the given answers would be easy to dismiss

What would happen to the layers of excess government? The experts, the office toadies, and the influence peddlers

And just maybe those much ballyhooed classified documents would find their way into the shredder

The new party game in Washington would be to watch the current world leaders roll around on the floor trying to tear their hands from each other’s pockets

The special red phone in the government Chiropractor’s office would light up to come put shoulders back their sockets

So, with the nuclear clock currently ten seconds from complete annilation, it’s time to ask one simple question

And put on public display when the computer’s screen lights up with the suggestion

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In Search of the Thin Skinned Race

The years of study were reaching completion. The tweed clad professor was leading his class of wide-eyed students in search of a lost civilization.

The professor, wishing he could pull off the fedora and whip look, had to settle for elbow patches and bug repellent for this exploration

This group was searching for an extinct, short lived society that had seemingly vanished over the course of fifty years

These people commonly known as the thin skinned had risen up and then disappeared almost as fast due to trying to survive with their liberal arts careers

The study group was transported to a region formerly known as a large urban area rendered uninhabitable years ago

The thin skinned had once thrived in this environment but fears of climate change and the inevitable loss of the power grid had been the final blow

The professor and his students were out to prove that if they could find just one thin skin trapped beneath the rubble of a Starbucks, through cell regeneration they might revive the species

Suddenly a student shouted in jubilation as an intact cadaver was found in the burnt hull of a hybrid Mitsubishi

The professor knew that much like a mule this particular group of humans had morphed into androgynous creatures

This find was remarkable in that the body displayed an open mouth from both non-stop yelling and crying, exceptionally thin skin, and various colors in the remaining tufts of hair. This find had all the required features

Unable to procreate this race had rapidly died out or relocated to Canada where unrelenting taxes, rules, regulations and a brutal police state had forced them into being cowardly mindless drones

Soon frozen to death in the harsh winters, DNA replication was impossible as there remained only contaminated unusable dust left from the bones

So this find was doubly important as this once living being was found in a fetal position with its arms cradled around what appeared to be a bankers box

As the body was carefully pried away from the box the words Top Secret were on the side and the box seemed to be full of docs

Ignoring protocol, the professor carefully removed the lid hoping his selfish move would not be something he would come to regret

And there in bold letters next to the Top Secret stencil were instructions to store the box in Biden’s garage behind his Corvette

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Merry Christmas Taxpayers, Here’s A 1.7 Trillion Debt Just For You

In 1869 Leo Tolstoy published the first complete edition of “War and Peace.” At 1225 pages the novel is reasoned to be a very long read.

It’s been estimated the average person would take 32 hours to finish causing many a literary student’s eyes to bleed

Considered by many to be one of the finest novels ever written, one doesn’t sit down and expect to complete the reading in a couple of days

At close to 4200 pages the new Omnibus spending bill is over three time longer than “War and Peace”and presented to Congress with only three days to read and appraise

In the movie All The Presidents Men, the deep throat character advised the reporter, “these are not very bright guys.” The same holds true for this group of lawmakers

Because most have to use their fingers and move their lips when reading, interns are hired to read the legislation and break down the language for these so called movers and shakers

The current Omnibus Spending Bill cements their place at the public trough for next year’s Congressional session

Ensuring the taxpayers’ great grandkids a Christmas present of untold debt and freedom supression

What’s another trillion among friends? Belly up to the bar with your list of pork demands

Bring in an outsider in a t-shirt to tell Americans they haven’t paid enough for his failings as he parades around playing to the grandstands

Pay federal lawyers a couple of billion to continue their paper trail for the January 6th Kabuki play

But don’t give a dime to the southern border as the migrant surge continues to feast on taxpayers seemingly unending buffet

“I often think how unfairly lifes good fortune is sometimes distributed” laments Leo Tolstoy in “War and Peace”

The quote still holds true 150 years later as Congress continues to greedily slurp the gravy at the public trough and the taxpayers they continue to fleece

So amid the shouts of joy from the great grandchildren on Christmas morning will be the biggest present of all unseen under the tree

The bill for 1.7 trillion and all the future bleakness and tragedies happily passed along by the current powers that be

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Billy Beer, Hunter Habits

There has been a lot written comparing President Biden to President Carter

One was a lifelong politician and racist while the other was a Navy Lieutenant, a Georgia Governor and appeared smarter

With most Presidents some of the baggage dropped on the White House steps and the American public involves members of their household

Jimmy had Billy, a folksy alcoholic good ole boy while Biden has Hunter, a person who in any other walk of life would be trying to get paroled

After President Carter’s surprising election, Billy seized the moment with his fifteen minutes of fame

Based solely on the fact his brother was elected to the Office of President, Billy felt he had at least a little skin in the game

It wasn’t long before reporters were flocking to Plains Georgia to hang on every homey witticism that Billy might spin

In the mid 70’s access to the President was a big deal to the press. Six beers in and who knows what secret nugget of information Billy might spring

Billy capitalized on his sudden celebrity with a namesake beer and much ballyhooed Libyan loan

President Carter was quick to tell the American people he was not swayed and Billy’s activities were his own and were such he couldn’t condone

Fast forward 42 years and President Biden and his family of elitist crooks have taken the idea of payola to a whole new level

Because of his addict son (“the smartest guy I know”) Biden has been entered into agreements with the devil

Need to get next to the President for power, weapons and influence? Create a seat for Hunter at the executive table for the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine

Hunter’s qualifications for this natural gas expertise included bedding his dead brother’s widow and being kicked out of the Navy for cocaine

The brain addled son of the President, when not on Air Force II was filming drunken flings with prostitutes and downloading clips on his notorious laptop

When traveling with his dad on the taxpayers dole, Hunter was in the process of meeting the Chinese about forming a private equity firm and setting up a profitable shop

Poor Jimmy, a man of honest and integrity had to deal with his brothers shenanigans that involved beer, a loan and peeing on the runway

While President Biden, a man who continuously lies to fit the moment, does nothing to hide his sons despicable behavior and as the “big guy” watches the taxpayers federal tax with holding laundered money roll in while ignoring the crack pipe in the ash tray

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Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

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Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

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When You Only Have Two Hand Trucks

The pastries remained untouched in the center of the table. Sweat stain were rapidly spreading in all the armpits

The director looked around at the assembled group of agents and snapped. “People, this is as bad as it gets”

“The press has turned on us, and we need to pull off a big story to make us out as heroes and put us back in the country’s good graces”

Suddenly an agent from across the table spoke. “Let’s take down a major politician as that’s the kind of story America embraces”

Peering closely at the agent the director asked, “ That idea has potential. Just who do you suggest?”

“Well Mr. Director, it needs to be someone to make the front page news. Someone we can drag out of the house half dressed”

“Sounds good” stated the director. “But I need names to obtain the necessary warrant”

“What about Hillary?” asked the agent. “Her behavior has always been considered abhorrent”

“Hmmm, I’m thinking that a news video of Hillary in her night gown in the middle of the night might cause viewer projectile up-chucks”

“Beside to transport all the potential illegal documents from her residence would be difficult as we only have two hand trucks”

“Okay what about Hunter?” asked the agent determined to contribute to a major arrest

“Look, we can’t touch this guy” stated the director. “Besides, we have his laptop and right now its on loan to a senior agent’s bachelor party for a drug and hooker fest”

“Well,” said the agent “We can’t go after Pelosi and her drunken husband for her insider trading because to remove all the documentation would take more than two hand trucks”

“And Zelensky is out as he is currently hiding behind a huge wall of money built by American taxpayer bucks”

“So it looks like we’ll have to go after Trump again as we know half of America hates him”

“And while we’re at it, we can rifle through Melania’s wardrobe to see if she has any help in looking so slim”

“That sound like a plan,” stated the director. My only concern is this surprise raid might leave America in a tiff”

“Not to worry,” stated the agent. “Besides if we can pocket some of Melania’s delicates it would give the big guy something else to sniff”

“And it would demonstrate to all of America that no one is safe from us”

“Our power is absolute we don’t care if in the FBI, America distrusts”

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Putin is the new God of Evil

The Gods of evil have been scorned and feared since the dawn of mankind

What behavior was acceptable and what was evil has always been clearly defined

Should a person stray from what passes as satisfactory, the behavior was blamed on an evil god.

The Egyptians had the all powerful Apophis and Bobby Brady had the bad luck Tiki idol with the tarantula that on Bobby’s pj’s trod

President Biden has been yelling, whispering and blaming his own god of evil, Mr. Putin

Everything wrong with this country that can’t be blamed on Trump is now blamed on Putin and there’s no disputing

The fact the price at the gas pumps has soared since Mr Biden assumed office is not his fault

It’s all on Putin. After doing what he could to kill the oil industry, we all watched as America’s prosperity ground to a halt

The dollar menu at the local fast food menu might now get you a napkin and two ketchup packs

But pin the blame on the Russians because everything would be great if it weren’t for the Ukraine attacks

The trucker that just spent $1100 to fill his tanks has Putin to thank

And please don’t notice the new interest rates, the price of produce and the fact your 401 just shrank

Keep in mind Mr. Biden is always fighting for you as he saved you 14 cents at last year’s barbecue

And just now to counter the rising gas prices, we now have the very cavalier federal gas tax holiday riding to your rescue

So blame the boogeyman Putin when you’re having to make the choice between milk or bread

Perhaps when Biden begs the Saudis for foreign oil he can be entertained by the stoning of an adulterer or the screams of a homosexual they’re about to behead

Apparently the whole world hangs on the evil Mr Putin who is just a bad morning away from unleashing another World War

Thankfully for Biden a new evil God has risen. The inflation, the economy and the frustration of living in a social cesspool can all be lain at Putin’s front door

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Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his party’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

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Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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