The flu season is upon us, over arched eyebrows the local news person is advising the shot
The stick is easier than trying to justify your illness at the clinic with “I forgot”
Just don’t celebrate the vaccination event at your favorite diner
Because germs congregate there to turn one into a nose dripping whiner
How is that possible it’s asked, the place always looks so clean
Oh there is an effort made, it’s not the plates, flatware or cuisine
But realize in the restroom a sign states employees must wash hands before returning to work
However after washing all that is offered is an ineffective blower making it easier to wipe hands on pants where the bad germs lurk
At your seat you’re handed a laminated menu that may have been wiped down once before stacking in the hostess’ rack
But the velcro sound made when turning the pages makes one wonder if the stickiness is a disease waiting to attack
Deciding on the salad bar and half sandwich with fries you head to the bar
But the idea of grabbing the same serving tongs as the stressed daycare worker and the twelve people before her is really quite bizarre
After the salad the food is delivered and you reach for the ketchup to slather on your fries
This is the same bottle handled by the pale looking kid with goop oozing out of his eyes
But you enjoy the meal and return to the job secure in the knowledge you’ve had the vaccine
A couple of hours later your stomach feels queasy and coworkers are remarking how you look a little green
Then it hits, suddenly your mouth waters and you head to the restroom at a fast trot
Over retching sounds while trying to maintain your dignity you question the value of the shot
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