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Uncle Samantha Wants You

“If your actions inspire others to do more, learn more, and become more, you are a leader,” so stated John Quincy Adams

The Army is now asking soldiers dismissed for refusing the covid vaccine to return to duty according to mailed memorandums

It seems recruitment centers are way behind in making their quotas for the year

So in a gesture of good faith, with hat in hand, the government needs these discharged soldiers back. Whether they get back pay remains unclear

These service members had their lives turned upside down, left broke, out of a job, having to fend for their family and themselves, are now supposed to rush back into uniform and service

As the puppet masters in Washington seeing the current recruiting numbers are starting to get a little nervous

With no potential grunts and cannon fodder signing up, how are they going to support ongoing wars

Much hand wringing and high level “what if” talks were happening behind closed doors

Rumors of a new draft were beginning to circulate through the government controlled communication

Perhaps with a new draft, the government can fill job openings for all the people flooding the streets from mass migration

The migrants can’t serve as they are not citizens. They’re only here for a promised better life and government issued free stuff

Maybe the dress wearing trans officers in the military can inspire others like themselves to sign up, carry a weapon and act tough

It might just work until the Fort Benning sun causes their uniform dresses to wrinkle and their make up run

Word will quickly leak out that military service is work, can be dangerous, and just plain not fun

Perhaps the military can create inspirational TV commercials to run showing a bunch of white kids feeling good about their accomplishments after a day of training

But being around a command of socialist degenerates apparently has interest waning

Finally, an idea was stumbled upon that just might close the recruiting gap

This might just be the optic recruiting offices need and some junior Department of Defense officer could receive a feather in his cap

Perhaps the best way to sign up the little communists the public education system has been creating and up the recruiting numbers that are really starting to lag

When the Chairman of the Communist Party comes to the United States for a visit, have a fully uniformed soldier in dress blues stand at attention holding China’s Communist Flag

November 20, 2023 0

Its All In The Genes

News Flash! The Republican Party has just voted to oust the Elephant logo and replace the once proud and mighty symbol with a lemming

For seven years the Republican Party has allowed Ronna McDaniel lead to constant failures at the ballot box and then put up with her hawing and hemming

The new mascot being a small mouse-like rodent that blindly follows one another to a perceived better life

Just as today’s voters swallow the disinformation spewed from their I-phones advising a new term free from strife

Since her election, America has watched the Grand Old Party lose seven governorships, three seats in the Senate, nineteen seats in Congress and the Presidency

A debate is currently raging about x and y chromosomes. It should also be noted that a L chromosome applying to all genders has revelancy

The L or loser chromosome is inherited and passed down through the generations

Strangely, the carriers of this trait are able to force their incompetence on various populations

Think Sonny Boy Bush or Uncle Romney from the Republican Party. One destabilized the Mid-east and one couldn’t defeat an Iranian loving, America hating imperialist.

One chased imaginary weapons of mass destruction and one lost to the person that fanned real domestic flames of mass destruction turning America’s voters attitudes to that of defeatist

Just like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, the Republicans continue to allow McDaniel to preside

Thinking “its only two more years” has now turned to eight as the democrats continue to conquer and divide

As the once proud American citizen has been reduced to ask, “O death where is thy sting?”

It appears now that America’s death was elected and resides part time in the West Wing

November 10, 2023 0

Tax the Tip then Tax the Tax

Biden and his cronies have involved America in another war and cannot print money fast enough

The President realizing his cash reserves had run out long ago circled his toadies and tried to act tough

His act was somewhat negated by an aide sitting nearby with a box of adult diapers and a drool rag

His demand was to raise immediate cash to fund his multiple wars before the first serviceman returns home in a body bag

“We need to figure a way to quietly raise taxes before the people realize their already massive taxes are really supporting the One World Order”

“We can’t tax the migrants crossing the river as they’ve given all their cash to the cartels that allowed them to cross our border”

We can’t raise anymore taxes on income, dividends, property, purchases, food, travel, communication, entertainment, schools, utilities, or death since I promised to not raise taxes

“We need to find a way to bring in revenue in a hidden way to fool the masses”

“Sir,” piped up a government pip squeak. “Just a thought, but we don’t tax tips”

“What?” exclaimed the startled POTUS. We’re not collecting money from the person bringing us the dip and chips?”

“That needs to end now. Why I just left five dollars at the ice cream shop for the server with fine smelling hair”

“Getting some of that tip back immediately would seem very fair”

“And then Mr. President dare I say, we could then tax the tax,” stated the pip squeak

“I like it,” mumbled the Prez. “It means more we can pour new money into Ukraine’s coffers and slip a few bucks to whoever is in charge of the Gaza Strip conflict this week”

“But we won’t stop there, we’ll add a 2% “surcharge” to all taxes paid”

“Think about the immediate funds we can raise and most of the public will shrug and say it’s only 2% without realizing they’ve been played”

“Then they’ll turn back to their miserable little Facebook posts and reality TV and forget about the state of the nation”

“Since there are no migrants camping in their yard, no bullet holes in their car, or bombs exploding in their neighborhood, they’ll just sigh and pay this new taxation”

“If anyone protests or complains they’ll be turned in to the DOJ or the FBI

The agencies whose current motto is, They’re all a bunch of nobodies, and they all will comply”

November 2, 2023 0

Oregon’s Solution to College Debt

The high school diploma was presented to the beaming graduate, resplendent in their cap and gown

Ready to take on the world with this certificate little realizing the hoax after Oregon decided to dumb down

It seems the twelve years of study in the Oregon curriculum had amounted to being able to compete against those in other states who had finished Junior High

The stark realization will hit when on the job hunt, signs will metaphorically say Oregon students need not apply

In its infinite wisdom the State of Oregon decreed that high school students need not prove basic mastery of reading, writing or math to graduate from high school

The fact this is supposed to help marginalized students and those of color is down right cruel

“Here kid, here’s your certificate to a better life. Have someone read to you what it says”

In reality Oregon didn’t realize that by handicapping their own students with this idiotic decree, they actually helped the Prez

President Biden is looking for a way to cancel student debt. No further debt will be acquired by Oregon students as no accredited college will accept functional illiterates

Maybe a few will need loans if a for-profit college accepts them to attend class through one of their on-line affililates

A future of manual labor or rudimentary entry level jobs is all this diploma guarantees

Even the military expects a person to read and write before joining the rest of the inductees

For the most part, the new graduate will struggle with the everyday job application

Their resume will be sparse, their references will be in order but not helpful as the applicant won’t be able to perform written tasks or a simple calculation

Perhaps Oregon has a sinister goal of bringing in out-of-state people to fill vacant jobs

Because in a few years the State will need new unemployed bodies to replace those who have wised up and left the everyday protest mobs

October 30, 2023 0

Hot Damn, Another War!

There’s nothing like a good war shown in full color video to control people’s emotions

Display burned out buildings, dismembered bodies and babies screaming in terror to standardize everyone’s notions

It doesn’t matter who is fighting. Get in front of a microphone and condemn assorted leaders

Ukrainians yeah, Russians boo, Jews yeah, Palestinians boo. Peruse the written indignation carefully as you adjust your readers

Turn potential voters into brow beaten mush. Make sure to silence any comment their upbringing and education may form

Call them racists, Islamphobes, anti-semantics, Nazis, Russian sympathizers and any other handle CNN may advise. It’s the perfect storm

It’s all a clever dodge to bring on the New World Order and what’s better than a war to distract and capture all the headlines

That bothersome election is coming up and we need to show decisive leadership before any wavering democrats force the dementia issue and he resigns

His 200 page document on how he will defeat the pandemic turned out to be a huge Big Pharma money grab

Lockdown social activity, cancel schools and churches, social distance, wear a mask and all get a jab

The economy is crumbling under everyone’s feet. The dollar menu will now net you a small drink and a napkin.

Gas is $4 a gallon, trips are now a wish, visits have become a zoom call, and there is no drilling or fracking

The first family’s bad deeds had become the lead story for the nightly newscast

Influence peddling, pedophilia, criminal offspring and anger at the teleprompter. The networks are not hesitating to bring up the past

The border is overrun like its Black Friday at Best Buy with migrants now brazenly mugging for the cameras as they wade across the river

Knowing full well wherever they land the American people will stand and deliver

Then due to the miserable and cowardly withdrawal from Afghanistan, Russia rolled into Ukraine in 2022

Thank God the leadership can look oh so Presidential and strike fear in Putin with sanctions, tough talk, and a crippling reduction in their revenue

Ukraine has since become a money vacuum with an increasingly annoying leader and sloth-like military advances

Now even left leaning politicians are questioning Ukraine’s blatant corruption and winning chances

So the wonderfully timed Israel bombing was a godsend to the current administration

It takes inquiring minds off current domestic issues such as their own corruption, the economy, multiple labor strikes, and mass migration

There’s nothing like a few bombs, wartime atrocities, and heart wrenching video to put the White House in a jubilant mood

As the US citizens know they will be funding the Washington war machine and continue to be screwed

October 11, 2023 0

The Red Herring Ploy Has Worked

The Cambridge English Dictionary defines a red herring as “something that misleads or distracts from a relevant or important question”

The fact, while hiding the socialist doctrine, the Biden/Harris ticket was designed to give the American public a severe case of indigestion

The puppet masters had a long range and sequenced plan of pulling the correct strings

Portraying Trump as the evil one all the while moving past Biden and grooming the next in their series of kings

They carefully managed to get this poor schlep elected by hook or by crook and used him as their three year mouthpiece all mapped out by the planning committees

Financing their cause by laundering money through Ukraine, lining their pockets with the New Green Deal payola, and gleefully watching as their potential voters overrun the sanctuary cities

This pickled herring has served them well but now it’s time for him as a leader to dispose

He’ll never know as his day now consists of waking, openly lying to fit his agenda, and during meetings seeming to doze

So the master plan worked. Scared to touch this ridiculous shell of a man as the next in line has been a bona fide failure

The next few months will prove interesting as Harris will be appointed to a job of political favoritism and Biden will be committed to either perpetual care or a jailor

So who is the next political savior? Will it be Newsom the California louse?

Or will the rapid deterioration of his own state cause him to bow to Obama’s spouse

It will prove interesting as Trump will be mired in multiple lawsuits that will keep him tied up for political posterity

As the democrat voters align themselves behind who ever is anointed by the puppet masters in a show of socialist solidarity

September 12, 2023 0

Another Week, Another Camera Puppet

This week another rising star in the Georgia 15 minutes of fame political scene gets her moment in the sun

A member of the “Al Sharpton School for Camera Puppetry Arts,” filed indictments against the former President hoping among the same tired charges there exists a smoking gun

Appearing in front of the cameras everytime the light comes on she represents a city that was once “too busy to hate”

Future political ambitions are at stake with these indictments as she might just come off looking like a political lightweight

With the turmoil that is the democrat party and the spineless bottom feeders representing republicans, the Fulton County courtroom may turn out to be just a mere sideshow

Maybe the mug shots of these desperate criminals plastered all over the news will help cover the rapid decline of what is America led by “Vacation Joe”

Inflation, immigration, criminal behavior, homelessness, the Ukraine piggy bank, all are child’s play when a despicable phone call is made questioning the integrity of a final vote count

Replays have become common place in sports. Challenging a questionable call that could change a game’s outcome is considered routine and necessary. But a phone call that could change the course of the country shouldn’t be considered paramount

Here’s some news for the glamour photo queen heading the attack on the former Commander in Chief

If there were substance to the charges the Feds would have already nailed his hide to the wall. Once this sad comedy plays out the voters will breathe a sigh of relief

All the voters care about now is who will be the running mate

Should the right candidate be announced, it might take the potential 12 years to set this country straight

A lot of America is now terrified after watching the United States become a banana republic in less than three years

This time the public will be voting with their wallets, their children’s future, and their own well-being while they watch the democrats slowly drown in an ocean of crocodile tears

August 24, 2023 0

Your Social Score, Your New Life

With the re-election of the demented one, the US adopted a social credit score system. Where Big Brother is finally able to control your every movement like never before

Be a good little socialist and you’ll be able to provide your family with food and heat, but any balk at the stringent rules and regulations will result in a bad credit score

Electricity, gasoline, internet access, and everyday purchases will all be granted based on your behavior

One will have to toe the line because once implemented, on the horizon there rides no savior

Try posting something on the internet that doesn’t lean to the left, buying a gasoline fueled car, or too much beef and you will be stopped

The rules for life are all posted. Follow the guidelines without push back, You will adopt

The system will work flawlessly. The newly armed agents will enforce all mandates and lock downs

However, this new system didn’t allow for one forgotten component that should have been obvious to these government clowns

The never ending Ukraine War, the New Green Deal, and the border crisis were all costing money the government didn’t have

Desperately the government will begin seeking other sources of income like a hemorrhoid needs salve

To soothe the never ending cash itch it was decided that a credit box be installed in citizen’s abodes

You need something but your credit score is stopping the transaction. Swipe your card for the needed item as your income steadily erodes

Need some additonal rationed ground beef to feed the guests? Tap your government issued bank card

Just remember, with that purchase, next month’s sale of beef will be barred

More gas for the vacation, download an additional movie, power for Christmas lights? Feed the box

Don’t even think about buying any property, a second car, or any stocks

Major purchases are prohibited unless one obtains a phenomenal social credit score awarded to very few

You will obey every command if you ever want to own a boat, a pet, or even an approved tattoo

Once running afoul of the new laws, remaining rights and privileges are removed and quiet resignation takes place

As liberal judges in their kangaroo court wave their wand and sides with extreme socialist idealism in every case

Remembering after the fact that Washington DC is full of liars, promises are cheap and votes are easily bought

So now the citizens can sit back in their drab marginally heated room and watch the rest of America rot

August 6, 2023 0

How To Be President

The creased and dog-eared copy of How To Be President rested in the basket beside the White House commode

The very slim booklet was there for the Commander in Chief to read at his leisure when the applesauce flowed

The booklet was less than forty pages with a large font and many pages had been accentuated with a yellow highlighter

For instance a passage on passing gas at a state dinner was advising trying to hold on and squeeze the buttocks a little tighter

On the contrary, letting one rip and placing a thumb on the forehead and pointing at the visiting foreign dignitary is frowned upon

Chapter three deals with the press and the behaviour of your offspring especially when one turns out to be your evil spawn

The book states to express admiration in your child’s intelligence, deny any association with his wrong doing and ignore him when featured in pornography on his laptop

Have your accountants hide the stream of foreign bribes into your offshore accounts and shell companies while you continue to harvest the cash crop

Chapter five is completely marked in yellow explaining how to handle America’s sudden turn for the worse

It emphasizes blaming all failures on your bombastic buffoon predecessor and if pressed by questions from the media simply sneer and fail to converse

The final chapter deals with a pathway to retirement without any guilt

It reads that after emptying the Treasury to fund your foreign puppet bag man, draining all the countries’ gas reserves, and killing any optimism of the American citizens, simply walk away with no crying over any blood you have spilt

July 21, 2023 0

Hunter’s Potential NIL Deal

Recently much has been written about student athletes selling their likeness and name in college sports

Recruitment has taken a new approach from sitting on Mama’s couch to now openly waving around the big bucks says the news reports

Major cash payments are made to star athletes to make sure they sign with a specific team

Coincidentally, the selling of a name and likeness has also been a Biden dream

With the help of both the DOJ and the FBI there is no limit to the amount of cash any Biden can stash

The Bidens are sure that money buys class so people will no longer imply the White House is occupied by slimey white trash

Let’s all take a look at the potential sales for name and likeness for the now scot-free Hunter Biden

As he just received a slap on the wrist and is now thumbing his nose at everyday folks because daddy is presiding

The radio is now free to play the tiresome jingle of the Hunter endorsed Jo-boi’s crack house.

♫We get the best crack, it’ll sure get you high and then as a bonus when you can’t leave the house you get to bang your dead brother’s spouse♫

Also lining up for their share their payola with Hunter is the kiddie porn website Lil T&A

This website seems to focus on immature relatives dressed in lingerie on which uncles, daddies and granddaddies may prey

Not wanting to be left out of the cash cow give away is Big Mike’s Pawn and Gun Shop

Included with each gun sale is a fake certificate stating the background check is legit and directions for when things get hot to the nearest clandestine dumpster drop

Finally, foreign countries are all clamoring to have a Biden seated on the board

State run gas companies, off shore banking, and climate change dodges are all paying the Big Guy and son all they can afford

So once again college athletics have been reduced to looking like rank amateurs when it comes to raking in the big bucks

Now instead of the deep pockets of influential alumni boosters, this NIL campaign is financed by foreign governments with security provided by the DOJ and the FBI and that is what really sucks

June 21, 2023 0

Buying Votes With Fairy Tales

Election season is gearing up and once again voters are being courted with fairy tales.

We’ll give you money, raise your flag, and cancel your debt. They resort to impossible myths when all else fails

Reparations are creeping back into the mainstream nightly broadcasts. Voters will happily vote for a person when there’s a shot at free millions

And shake their fist at those stating that reparations are a pipe dream designed only to anger a particular base as everyone else are racist villains

Money is the root of all evil. Even with many state governments providing lip service to the idea of reparations, none can afford to cut the checks

They all know the state treasury does not hold the billions demanded for 200 year old injustices but it does give those all opposing to be called white supremacist red necks

The Cornell Law website states that a contract is “an agreement between parties creating mutual obligations that are enforced by law”

This administration once again is going for the vote by trying to cancel college debt never forced on anyone but due to the interest charged are currently living in the basement of an inlaw

A college degree is no longer a ticket to instant riches and spending a quarter million on a liberal arts degree just doesn’t make good sense

But to get your vote this administration will talk a tough game only before being told by the courts that cancelling debts is illegal and you’re still on the hook for the full expense

The sadness and confusion in a child’s eyes after being told by his teacher that’s it’s okay not to tell his parents if he doubts his boyhood

When in reality his stutter is the stress from the classroom bully who punches and jeers when the kid is misunderstood

“Here’s a pamphlet to read, just ask me questions, and we’ll see a special doctor on Thursday

“And we’ll work on understanding our feelings and just remember it’s okay to be gay”

Finally, by lumping all LGBT under the same umbrella this administration can strike a blow at all who oppose any transition in a child

They’ll all vote for President Applesauce because he flew the Pride Flag on the White House steps and in the photo op, his staff all applauded and smiled

The fact is most don’t care what adults do with other adults behind closed doors

But selling fleeting fantasies and dreams are best left to the professional whores

June 13, 2023 0

A Trip To The Trans Zoo

The field trip was the big event for the week. The progressive pre-k was going to the Trans Zoo

The little wokesters were all excited to see the new breed of animals from the strutting ostriches to the flamboyant kangaroo

The kids all piled off the minibus with their name tags and official Trans Zoo coloring book

Squealing with delight at the rogue elephant wearing eye shadow, the lioness wearing a wig, and the penguin in high heels, they all pressed closer to get a better look

The woke teachers were quick to point out how these animals were special, and they were different from just boys and girls

Just like that big gorilla in a dress and a hat accentuated by the double strings of pearls

The kids shrieked loudly as the trained giraffes performed a strange dance wearing rhinestone g-strings

And they cheered and clapped at the pink flamingos that had dyed their feathers purple only seen when they spread their wings

“You see kids, you don’t have to grow up to be just boys or girls,” stated the teacher’s aide.

Proudly observing she could see the little kids’ minds turning hoping her message of gender dysphoria had been properly conveyed

The children were all nodding like they understood until little Johnny raised his hand

“What happened to the petting zoo?” It used to be over there where it’s now a stage and a grandstand”

“What happened to the babies? Last time we were here we got to feed a little llama”

“We fed it milk from a bottle that was made by its mama”

“Well Johnny,” stated the aide, “There are no more babies as these animals can’t make a little one”

“You see Johnny, these animals were operated on, so they can never have a daughter or a son”

“These animals are special. The zoo decided that in order to be different they should never be able to reproduce”

“That’s not fair,” screamed little Johnny. “We should be able to feed the babies and not just look at a panty hose wearing moose”

“Besides without babies this zoo won’t be here very long.”

“These animals are going to get old and no one wants to look at a decrepit pig with lipstick wearing a thong”

May 25, 2023 3

When You Realize Everyone Lies

You were educated in what was thought as a quality public education. Your daily lectures were interspersed with lessons concerning CRT, gender dysphoria, and white guilt

But the past couple of years doubt started creeping in based on personal observations of the country’s failings this current controlling political party has built

The college degree still years from being paid, netted a low paying barista job in an area beset by daily crime

Originally obsessed with proper pronouns, socialism and whatever fight the media is currently pursuing, you are now passing the hours one latte at a time

The depressing sameness of living each day with an angry mental hair trigger had become soul crushing

All the while striving for the Utopian life the cloistered tenured professors had been gushing

When in reality the idea of home ownership, travel abroad, and the end to student loans were a just a pipe dream

Used and fleeced by the idealistic spouting left, leaving your self value feeling as a lowly pawn in a mad man’s scheme

You’d tattoo’d, pierced, and dyed. You’d marched, protested, hung out and hooked up and then it hit you right between the eyes

Your sainted leftist leaders, the ones you voted for, fought for, and ostracized friends and family for were using you and everyone lies

It turns out this leftist group were way worse that those capitalist pigs for the past few years you had cursed

The left had always been about their own greed. The border crisis, Russian collusion, big Pharma shots, Ukraine money laundering, and the New Green Deal were an orchestrated plot to help quench this avaricious thirst

The capitalist pigs desired wealth and power but at least grudgingly paid their workers to achieve their riches

Your once worshiped leftist leaders had turned out to be just a bunch of lying, cheating, covetous sons of bitches

So who will try to sell this socialist agenda when this elected dishonest senile fool is finally run out of town on a rail

The decision could be tough as most of the current elected leaders have a good chance of being in jail

May 20, 2023 0

Come on Colleagues, Lets Exploit a New Group of Poor People

Washington’s elite were positively giddy. With the non-stop border crossings, suddenly there was a whole new generation of working class

The last group of manual laborers had become restless demanding this, demanding that and had become a royal pain in the ass

But now there were millions crossing the border and the ruling class gleefully acknowledge the Republican citizens will never give these non-citizens a chance to vote

So now the the DC royalty have a new generation of people to wash their limos, trim their hedges, and their bags to tote

The ruling class now has a chance to blend all recent border crossers in with the long time dreamers they have to managed to avoid for years

Now that Congress can’t tell a dreamer from a new migrant any chance for citizenship suddenly has disappeared

The old lechers on the hill are beside themselves as unaccompanied minors poured across the river and into waiting vans

They were drooling in anticipation to get one of these new innocents in their gnarled hands

Claiming the border is secure and immigration is down, the White House is satisfied with the results

Thanks to the fawning media, a deaf ear is turned to the dottering liar in charge by the everyday people whose intelligence he insults

“My son is innocent, Ukraine is the hot button for worldwide freedom, white supremacy is the root of all evil, and the border is secure”

Only the ignorant, the ruling class, and the true puppet masters spew that line of manure

As the next wave of manual labor flows across the river thinking a better life and prosperity is up for grabs

And now the only advantage this work force has is no one crossing today has to take any of the poisonous jabs

May 8, 2023 0

When The Village Fails The Child

Long living under the mantra of “it takes a village to raise a child,” government agencies sold the public this lie and proclaimed everything was good

Forget about the nuclear family, strong parenting, and solid public education. The kids today are being raised by tired old grannies and lessons from the hood

Violence has now become an acceptable form of behavior. Learn to take what you want and let only the chumps pay

Intimidation rules. Respect comes from having it all your way

After all, you have watched your broken family of relatives live in the same roach filled neighborhood for five generations

The daily grind of hand outs and just scraping by has led to years of desolate frustrations

Continuously feeling the empty nothingness the future holds, erupting in a moment of fury over what is perceived as a slight isn’t much of a reach

Whether its destroying a c-store display, slapping a fast food worker or slamming another magazine into the breech

For years the government has patted the underserved on the head and stated everyone will have an equal opportunity

When in reality, no government or public school has done a thing to improve the community

The current administration seems more concerned with electric cars, tearing down womens’ sports and keeping the borders unrestrained

They had promised to unite, give all a fair shake, eliminate poverty and hunger or at least that’s what they campaigned

So the real lesson learned was a few minutes of furious power on the road to nowhere

Is better than just another day of disappointments and despair

April 29, 2023 0

It’s Official

Its official! Biden is running for re-election as three million migrants cheer the taxpayers continuing nightmare

While the United States citizens wonder just how much more this once thriving economy can bear

The previously mighty United States has become a worldwide laughingstock in just a shade over two Biden years

Violence across the nation has exploded keeping people behind locked doors playing to their fears

Though not as effective as the covid panic, the new fears will have to do until the coming lock downs are ordered with the new pandemic scare

Continue to call China the enemy, but secretly deposit laundered money from the communist regime in the “Big Guy’s” share

While hollering about the difficulty of voting in person, Biden still beats that dead horse

Making ballot box stuffing easy for the people who really wouldn’t lift a finger to vote for the man they now endorse

Besides, who has gas enough to power a vehicle to drive to a precinct to vote in person

As the Saudis cut oil production perceived as a slap in Biden’s face causing the price at the pump to worsen

So the miscreants, the pedophiles, and the crooked are circling the wagons to figure how best to have this drooling shell campaign

They certainly won’t let him debate as he can only read from a teleprompter and off the cuff remarks are continuously inane

He cannot field questions from the press as he appeared befuddled in Ireland by a question from a nine-year-old child

He’ll have to resort to timed responses from the press picture book answering only the softball questions his staff compiled

Then he’ll practice his sneer and sarcastic come backs to any non scripted question to preserve his air of high and mighty

Because he knows questions not previously practiced would result in another skid mark in his tighty whiteys

April 25, 2023 0

Woman Light

Presently there’s a media blow-up over some trans dude with his pic on a can of Bud Light

Demonstrating once again it doesn’t take much for people from either side of the coin to be ready to fight

One shouldn’t blame the woke VP that green lighted the trans ad campaign as she was only following the current woke media trend

The media darlings emphasized are portrayed by unisex drones unable to think beyond what the current TikTok influencers recommend

Forget about evolution. Build a better gender through medicine and science.

And put those, inflexible in their beliefs, women back behind a household appliance

The media has always mollified women with just a cursory nod to the brilliant and brave

Joan of Arc and Madam Curie both mocked for their gender, ended as heroines, but their exploits led to an early grave

Of course there were assorted queens through the centuries but they obtained their status through marriage or birthright

But the everyday woman is continuously pushed aside, as beyond an occasional sex symbol, they just don’t seem to excite

The media was quick to take up women’s causes, and just as quickly dismissed them.

June Cleaver morphed into stronger roles such as Police Woman or Mary Tyler Moore. Now those roles as professionals are awarded to the femme

On the other hand, the folks declaring as trans seem to be highlighted as members of Biden’s cabinet or a sports figure

Their attempt at the opposite sex appears to be desperate as their mirror gives them a different vision than the finished product the public sees and what the doctor was trying to configure

Once again regulated to the back of the bus, women have to endure the current fad of whom the media adore

Women need to show Washington and the media that those faking their genders require no celebration and women don’t need to adjust their lives around these few anymore

April 18, 2023 0

We’re A Little Worried About Joey

Wikipedia defines paranoia “as an instinct or thought process that is believed by anxiety or fear to the point of delusion or irrationality”

Knowing his days are numbered, Paranoid Joe wants to make his mark as his thoughts are increasingly occupied by his own mortality

“Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs or beliefs of conspiracy causing a perceived threat towards oneself (i.e. everyone is out to get me)”

Poor Joey doesn’t realize in his anxiety, those that disrespect him the most are the real powers that be

Those powers forced a pig in a poke on the American public and just now are beginning to realize the extent of their folly

Now the hand-picked flunkies surrounding this figurehead stand helplessly by as Russia fires volley after volley

The tanks rolled into Ukraine over a year ago and tons of money were thrown in that direction to prop up the puppet regime

“We need more money, we need more weapons, we need jets, and now we need soldiers,” the T-shirt continues to scream

“Why is this happening to us?” The lapdogs wonder. All thought they reinforced the idea that every crisis could be blamed on Putin and Trump

Now China is meeting with Russia, Russia is blowing our drones out of the sky, and the last thing the world remembers of our retreat in Afghanistan is a picture of a fleeing uniformed American rump

An unhinged Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny had his marbles, Joe appears to have his printing press. By printing money he doesn’t have he thinks all is cured and everyone will like him

And from that pool of unaudited money his crooked family will continue to skim

His caretakers advise him to answer no questions as he hides from one disaster after another

And questions yelled as he staggers stiff legged from the podium go in one ear and out the other

So he hides on his private beach making America’s problems all based on climate change and race

While hoping some other world power big meany doesn’t run up and kick sand in his face

March 18, 2023 0

You Already Are A Pre-existing Condition

The dictionary defines a pre-existing condition as a health problem that exists before applying for a new health plan

The fact you are a citizen is now a pre-existing condition, as your life and all activities involved will be determined by an implanted chip and a transaction scan

The man had been waving his chip implanted hand over the gas pump reader and yet the pump hadn’t reset

This was puzzling as he knew for a fact that all bills had been paid and he had no debt

The warning flashed on the display screen stating the transaction was declined and to contact his local data bank

With increasing dread the man drove home as the almighty data bank stored all his personal information. He was just thankful he could get home with the gas left in his tank

It turns out this individual had not received his biannual booster shot and all activities would cease until that was achieved

The government, in selling the idea of total convenience, had implanted chips in its population for control purposes and once again to its countrymen they deceived

The chip was the ultimate tool in big brother’s totalitarian jurisdiction

The now mandatory chip was the missing piece in regulating citizen freedom and the major tool in government constriction

The chip reports all movement, medical records, financial transactions, and utility use

Though once promoted as a cure all for credit cards, interest rates, and cash, the chip had turned into a nightmare of government abuse

Now required on all newborns, the umbilical cord is clipped, a hand is implanted, and a digital number is then assigned

The robotic medical community will then know when the infant is ready for the required barrage of shots and if the schedule is not met the parents will be fined

Sixty years later the chip will determine what meds can be allowed to either extend life or speed up death

It turns out this individual was treated for a weakened heart so the chip decided it was best to hurry along this man’s last breath

The insurance companies had a field day as the chip showed this individual wasn’t going to be a perfect specimen and charged a higher rate

The data bank also knew this man’s financial situation was such the government would be able to rake in taxes from his estate

So it would be prudent to delete this person, reboot the chip, and begin again with another child

As the power brokers in DC sit around their power lunch and wonder why they are so reviled

March 11, 2023 0

If Jaws was Filmed By Today’s Leftist Mob

In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment

In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent

The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path

The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath

Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote

Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”

Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands

“I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”

The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread

“I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”

Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release

“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”

By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas

“Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”

America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark

“Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”

America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit

And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order

Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border

March 3, 2023 0

Liar’s Pursuit: A New Drinking Game

The State of the Union speech was droning on, beer cans were strewn across the table and many more littered the floor

The drinking game had ended. Three participants had passed out and the fourth’s head was in toilet. The group had long quit keeping score

The night had started innocently enough as the rules were simple. Every time Biden told an obvious lie everyone had to chug a beer

Only thirty minutes in, out of suds and sobriety, the group needed to make a beer run but had no one to volunteer

This naive group didn’t realize that to keep the Globalist and leftist agenda flowing

Bigger lies needed to piled on existing lies to keep this anti-American disease growing

No mask or lockdown can keep this disease from spreading. Developed in Washington’s lab of disorder this mental pandemic is to be considered a true gain of function

Thrust on most Americans by a small angry group that demands complete surrender without any compunction

The appointed figurehead continues to lie to fit his needs and then runs away, tight lipped, like the miserable vindictive coward he is

While yelling from the podium how everything wrong is everyone’s fault but his

As his trained seals in the audience stood, flapped their flippers and tooted their horns

The few people watching this charade looked out the window at the shambles this administration enforces and for the simple days of yesterday, quietly mourns

He screams he’s going to need more tax money to fight the fentanyl addiction and more equipment and man power to help with the border

After writing another huge check to Ukraine to help with Zelensky’s non-stop take out order

Accusing all who oppose him as the reasons for his policy futility

His own party is questioning the future of their own grip on power with his continuing downward spiral of electability

The quiet fear is he must start a war to prove himself a decisive top gun

So he can show the world who’s in charge and no one would challenge a second term when he announces his run

Plato said, “The measure of a man is what he does with power”

Biden’s idea of leadership is incorporated in poor decisions, lies, and fleeing to Delaware to hide and cower

February 9, 2023 0

An Easy Path To Bipartisanship

Much has been made about the lack of bipartisanship in Congress. The Democrats are too liberal and the Republicans all sit to the right of Genghis Kahn

The ability to achieve anything is accomplished only through threat of government shutdown on a conclusion forgone

The hand wringing is only getting worse as those elected want to control all the balls in their sandbox

Control the box, enrich yourself with pet projects, pork for the large donors, and insider trading upgrading your portfolio of stocks

No one reaches across the aisle, offers a workable solution, or considers the voters

This selfishness has only created chaos at the southern border, the murder of thousands of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and the blowing of Taps for gasoline motors

However, there exists a pathway to this elusive bipartisanship. It’s simply called shoot a liar

The rules are clear cut. Take any official regardless of party affiliation, caught in a provable lie and throw their name in a rotating bingo cage. Once a year draw a name, stand that person in front of a firing squad and open fire

The day that miscreant is called would be tax day and a homeless vet gets to draw the name

When the person is notified they’re included in the cage they’ll be given a chance to come clean or deny the blame

The name then stays in the cage until their name is drawn, or they “fess up,” resign and disappear

So round and round the cage goes and whose name is drawn nobody knows creating huge Vegas betting odds and loser tears

Once a name is drawn it’s too late. There is no jury trial just a videotape of the proven lie

Then a quick march over to the execution wall as that person chose deceit and greed over truth and its now time to die

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, Washington’s swamp would in no time resemble a ghost town

As both politicians and various influencers climb over each other’s backs before they’re lying at the base of the wall facedown

Those left would strive to work together as America was founded on truth, compromise and individual rights

The day of the lie would be over, Congress would quickly learn to work together and that is what unites

January 6, 2023 0

Trying To Put 2022 In The Rearview Mirror

The citizen had picked up speed and rounded the corner trying to leave 2022 behind

Normally the thought of a new year offered a ray of hope, but this one promises the same grind

Sadly this new year looks much the same as the images rapidly fading in the rear view mirror

The people running the show are the same group that most are familiar with only now appear queerer

The head man in charge now is stating he is extending his hand to work with the parties on both sides of the aisle

By kissing up to the RINOS he’s hoping to avoid an embarrassing explanation of payola, influence peddling, and selling out America during his son’s trial

This miscreant has already accomplished most of his desired goals since he took office

He’s thrown the border open, forced America into a recession, and turned the cities over to the lawless

He can resume his free spending of taxpayer money in Ukraine so his democratic kickback continues to roll in

While ignoring America’s pleas for the hungry, homeless and the unemployed much to the population’s chagrin

Looking forward to 2023 he knows to keep his job he has to throw his pathetic hand-picked Vice President under the bus

Hopefully by ditching this glaring mistake, America will feel better about a new running mate that clearly doesn’t disgust

He continues to rule from his throne as he desires to be a part-time king four days a week

The other three days he can hide on the beach disguising the fact he is truly an antique

Looking forward through the windshield the landscape looks noticeably similar, driving faster may only net a speeding ticket and increased insurance rates

The gloomy future continues to raise its ugly head without much hope on the horizon for these United States

January 3, 2023 0

Merry Christmas Taxpayers, Here’s A 1.7 Trillion Debt Just For You

In 1869 Leo Tolstoy published the first complete edition of “War and Peace.” At 1225 pages the novel is reasoned to be a very long read.

It’s been estimated the average person would take 32 hours to finish causing many a literary student’s eyes to bleed

Considered by many to be one of the finest novels ever written, one doesn’t sit down and expect to complete the reading in a couple of days

At close to 4200 pages the new Omnibus spending bill is over three time longer than “War and Peace”and presented to Congress with only three days to read and appraise

In the movie All The Presidents Men, the deep throat character advised the reporter, “these are not very bright guys.” The same holds true for this group of lawmakers

Because most have to use their fingers and move their lips when reading, interns are hired to read the legislation and break down the language for these so called movers and shakers

The current Omnibus Spending Bill cements their place at the public trough for next year’s Congressional session

Ensuring the taxpayers’ great grandkids a Christmas present of untold debt and freedom supression

What’s another trillion among friends? Belly up to the bar with your list of pork demands

Bring in an outsider in a t-shirt to tell Americans they haven’t paid enough for his failings as he parades around playing to the grandstands

Pay federal lawyers a couple of billion to continue their paper trail for the January 6^th Kabuki play

But don’t give a dime to the southern border as the migrant surge continues to feast on taxpayers seemingly unending buffet

“I often think how unfairly lifes good fortune is sometimes distributed” laments Leo Tolstoy in “War and Peace”

The quote still holds true 150 years later as Congress continues to greedily slurp the gravy at the public trough and the taxpayers they continue to fleece

So amid the shouts of joy from the great grandchildren on Christmas morning will be the biggest present of all unseen under the tree

The bill for 1.7 trillion and all the future bleakness and tragedies happily passed along by the current powers that be

December 23, 2022 2

Another Blue March Through Georgia

Once again another blue march swept across the State of Georgia. It had been 158 years since Sherman cut his path of destruction

That march was Washington’s attempt to put down the rebel uprising and throw the south into 100 years of reconstruction

This time the march was in response to Ex-President Trump’s failure to acknowledge all that glitters is not gold

Mounting his podium at one of his rallies he revels in the adoration of the crowd, truly a sight to behold

He figures just by pointing a finger and blessing a future candidate with typical Trump arrogance, that candidate will roll to victory

Should the candidate stumble and lose the election Trump gets before the microphone and states the opposition won by pure trickery

Trump has been a plague to Georgia’s republicans. He rode in on a white horse and blessed a then unknown Brian Kemp in the Governor’s race

Kemp managed to turn back a strong push by Stacy Abrams but then shot himself in the foot by appointing Kelly Loffler to a vacant Senate seat who was a hapless political disgrace

She was so bad at her job she cost the other Georgia Senator his seat just by association

Seizing the opportunity, the democrats poured money into the state promoting racial predjudice with every absentee ballot claiming a second coming of southern confederation

Forget about inflation, immigration, or rising crime. The two blue Senators have now claimed their place at the public trough and are poised to rubber stamp Biden’s grand schemes

This blue march wasn’t about a rebel uprising. It was all about ingrained ignorance, power, money, greed and squashing individual freedoms and American dreams

So thank you Mr Trump. Please stay out of states that might have a chance to fend off a socialist wave

Grab a wedge and work on your short game before turning republicans in another state into an underfunded freedom seeking enclave

December 7, 2022 0

Billy Beer, Hunter Habits

There has been a lot written comparing President Biden to President Carter

One was a lifelong politician and racist while the other was a Navy Lieutenant, a Georgia Governor and appeared smarter

With most Presidents some of the baggage dropped on the White House steps and the American public involves members of their household

Jimmy had Billy, a folksy alcoholic good ole boy while Biden has Hunter, a person who in any other walk of life would be trying to get paroled

After President Carter’s surprising election, Billy seized the moment with his fifteen minutes of fame

Based solely on the fact his brother was elected to the Office of President, Billy felt he had at least a little skin in the game

It wasn’t long before reporters were flocking to Plains Georgia to hang on every homey witticism that Billy might spin

In the mid 70’s access to the President was a big deal to the press. Six beers in and who knows what secret nugget of information Billy might spring

Billy capitalized on his sudden celebrity with a namesake beer and much ballyhooed Libyan loan

President Carter was quick to tell the American people he was not swayed and Billy’s activities were his own and were such he couldn’t condone

Fast forward 42 years and President Biden and his family of elitist crooks have taken the idea of payola to a whole new level

Because of his addict son (“the smartest guy I know”) Biden has been entered into agreements with the devil

Need to get next to the President for power, weapons and influence? Create a seat for Hunter at the executive table for the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine

Hunter’s qualifications for this natural gas expertise included bedding his dead brother’s widow and being kicked out of the Navy for cocaine

The brain addled son of the President, when not on Air Force II was filming drunken flings with prostitutes and downloading clips on his notorious laptop

When traveling with his dad on the taxpayers dole, Hunter was in the process of meeting the Chinese about forming a private equity firm and setting up a profitable shop

Poor Jimmy, a man of honest and integrity had to deal with his brothers shenanigans that involved beer, a loan and peeing on the runway

While President Biden, a man who continuously lies to fit the moment, does nothing to hide his sons despicable behavior and as the “big guy” watches the taxpayers federal tax with holding laundered money roll in while ignoring the crack pipe in the ash tray

December 1, 2022 0

When Covered In Mud They Both Look Alike

The mud slinging had reached a fever pitch. Both candidates were firing big clods of dirt at close range

Old hidden wounds were being opened and yet in the nastiness of this election that didn’t seem strange

The broadcast airwaves were saturated with facts and half-truths concerning previous misdeeds from the two malefactors

Hoping their relentless TV commercials would swing the voters’ opinions to have one of them become the election’s benefactor

Each claiming their backgrounds and beliefs are critical to America’s success

Have former spouses talk on camera about the atrocities committed by each candidate in this high stakes game of chess

The mud piles rapidly around these two as the Preacher claims it’s okay to kill babies right up until the time of birth

While the other was complicit in a partner’s abortion and then claiming there is no excuse for this procedure on this earth

The Preacher supports the current administration’s climate change propaganda and funding Ukraine’s proxy war with unfettered spending

While the football player touts that old traditional values should be taught and are well worth defending

The mud keeps piling higher around these two as big gobs of dirt continue to be hurled

Some dirt mounding around the Preacher stated he voted to allow bionic men to compete against women in the sports world

The football player declared that a travesty to all biological females

But the Preacher seems to feel that the definition of a woman is all in vaguely defined details

The football player is denounced for shady business practices, while the Preacher is accused of an ongoing tax dodge

One thing is certain, with these two candidates no one has to sneak around in the dead of night tasked with a mission of espionage

In just a couple of weeks this slanderous election will be over and someone will be elected to the gang of Washington racketeers for six years

By then both men will need snorkels to breathe as the mud will be over their heads from all the opposing political smears

November 26, 2022 0

Box Top Candidates

“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”

“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”

“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”

“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”

“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”

“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”

“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”

“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”

“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”

“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”

“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4^th for the box top to count”

“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”

“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”

“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”

“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”

“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”

November 15, 2022 0

Your Speech is Free as long as We can Regulate It

Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Twitter has been sold

Purchased by Elon Musk, the idea being free speech may reappear and can no longer be leftist controlled

Of course this has the socialist media ownership up in arms

The idea that opposing ideas, thoughts and questions being freely posed has set off all kinds of alarms

Senator Elizabeth Warren, she of American Indian descent and a minority student at both Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School has stated “there will be rules” to block free speech

Free speech has always been a problem for her as she bought into the Russian collusion and wanted desperately to impeach

The scuff marks in the White House lawn were former President Obama’s as he left office convinced that a certain privileged few should determine what is free speech and what is not

As social media looks like it might move to the center, he advised that dynamic might be “tilting in the wrong direction” Implying believe only in the socialist agenda and anything else is considered a MAGA plot

Hillary, yes that Hillary, she of creating her own massive disinformation crusade attempting to save her faltering campaign, has appealed to the European Union to pass the Digital Services Act

With the threat of public upheaval, by passing this glorified Chinese communist program, the spineless EU will scare themselves into voting for state censorship and will form another gutless pact

It has to be horrifying watching a potential Red Wave washing over election day, leaving one’s New World Order and Climate Change money grab waving in the wind

And the angry voice from the White House comes from your own hand-picked marionette, now a worldwide laughingstock, cognitively deficient, and thin skinned

This time payback might really be a bitch. Disinformation is acceptable if reading about aliens raising wolfboy in the grocery check-out, but never question an open border

As they would feel the right to censor just so much as an opposing thought while lying prone at the feet of New World Order

November 3, 2022 1

Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

October 29, 2022 0

America’s Class Action Lawsuit

In the ongoing destruction of the United States, the term honest has been kicked to the curb

Now the everyday citizen is to question nothing as the sign on the elitist door boldly states “Do Not Disturb”

The government is free to manipulate, lie, spy and control it’s citizens’ lives

Give the taxpayers’ sweat money to the ruling class ensuring their personal coffers stay fat and not caring which Americans this action deprives

It’s time to file a class action lawsuit against this administration and all the rest of the shirt-tail lawmakers

This uniparty government can pony up from their personal windfall stashed away while they played the role of movers and shakers

A group of border hopping migrants recently started their own lawsuit against the Florida government claiming they were exploited for the state’s personal gain

The lawsuit is being filed by a group, here illegally looking to live off the taxpayers, who feel they have some kind of right to complain

What about the average American working stiff? He/she has seen their livelihood nosedive in the past two years

They blindly elected a man promising to unite. So far his accomplishments are to create an unrelenting inflation, promote an asinine New Green Deal, fund the Ukrainian dodge, and spread pandemic fears

So let’s sue this dude. After all, his promises and worse yet his constant failures are all on videotape

Make the man stand up in front of the American people, completely by himself, and defend the once formidable America he continues to rape

Then, when he shuffles away after providing no coherent answers, have his kinfolk and hand-picked cronies defend their crimes

Including the bold faced lies, the insider trading, the shady weapons deals, and his own son’s despicable pastimes

There’s not a court in the country that could look at this body of evidence and not declare for the plaintiff

This would spell the end of these elitist lowlifes. Because as soon as one crumbles the rest would be seeking plea deals like lemmings tumbling off a cliff

September 21, 2022 0

Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18^th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897^th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

September 13, 2022 0

Stretching a Paycheck like its Written on Silly Putty

The mercury outside was plunging. The power bill had arrived and a fearful peek brought a cry of exasperation

Another bite taken from the paycheck adding to the helpless frustration

The daily cost of living had been on a constant uphill march for two years now

The crack in the windshield, the inoperable dishwasher, and just how many missed payments would the mortgage company allow

Life had become a juggle of expenses. What to purchase. What to pay. What to let slide

In the struggle to create a good life for the family comes the desperation of not making ends meet and a loss of pride

Yet the government is advising the world this hiccup in the economy is transitory. The future is bright with a vote for another term

The faith in the “uniter” has gone from trust to disbelieving as this President sounds and looks markedly infirm

The US continues on the same path to self-destruction with unfettered Green Deal spending, the unending border surge, and the weekly billions poured into Ukraine

However, if questioned about this massive spending, the leadership treats the skeptic as an Ultra MAGA and the question inane

This economy doesn’t give the taxpayer a break. The weekly pound of flesh continues to be withdrawn.

Still, you are to believe the pandemic is raging, the border secure, and Putin is the devil’s spawn

Yet, illegals are cared for, Ukrainian citizens take precedence over American citizens and college loans are to be forgiven

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see this administration is all about creating an elitist sanctuary and their agenda socialist driven

All the while your children’s future is not as bright as previous generations and personal depression is stretched to the breaking point

Perhaps after legalized pot the citizens can all numb themselves with a government funded, cartel supplied joint

September 11, 2022 0

A Sucker Bet

Wikipedia defines a sucker bet as a gambling wager in which the expected return does not reflect the odds of winning and is significantly lower

This term can be demonstrated by the current college debt reduction brain storm. The success of this idea will be demonstrated when up for re-election, Biden is the grass and the voting public is the lawn mower

Scrolling through a list of gambling terms, one can see how these apply to Biden’s double-dealing

He has constantly dealt from the bottom of the deck to keep his family of lowlifes and cronies in the chips and send America’s economy reeling

Bankroll: A roll of currency needed to enter the game

This has become an unlimited amount of cash as the taxpayers will continue to fund his madness and for his failures, he will never share the blame

No Limit: Means one isn’t restricted by betting limits as long as you double the previous bet

Lets remember when then VP Biden threatened to withhold a meager 1 billion unless then Ukrainian President Poroshenko fired Victor Shokin. Since then Biden has sent now President Zelensky over 50 billion. I believe the terms of no limit have been met

Hole Card: A card that is dealt face down and the holder needs not to expose until the showdown

This is the card Zelensky has under wraps that contains the Burisma and Hunter Biden lowdown

All In: Also called table stakes gives the player the right to play all the chips in front of them at the poker table

This is also, the soon to be implemented Uniparty plan, to sacrifice the corrupt Biden family to save some congressional seats and possibly the Presidential office while they’re able

So for the next three months, America will have to watch inflation rage, electricity sky rocket and six days of vacations turn into threes

While a once comfortable life becomes cold and hungry for the poorer citizens, the middle class and retirees

As the addled brained puppet looks into the teleprompter and states “let them eat cake”

The American public is now realizing this administration’s real slogan is “never give a sucker an even break”

August 25, 2022 0

Take The Subsidy Pebble From My Hand

The young boy sat at his Master’s knee and asked. “Master, what is the truth?”

“Grasshopper, why do you ask? Is the truth not what it should be?” the elder inquired of the youth

“Master, I am puzzled. The truth used to be obvious. Now it seems the truth is elusive”

“Lawmakers from the village continuously make new laws in a way that sounds collusive”

“Grasshopper, the explanation is simple” The wizened one stated. “The truth only exists if you agree with them”

“And if you don’t agree the lawmakers are quick in your beliefs, condemn”

“But Master, what is the truth? Why do these lawmakers get to change the rules?”

“Because young son, these leaders are elected by us and then with their new power, treat us as fools”

“They want us to understand since we voted them into power they must be superior”

They sing the common folk song about helping fellow man, but filling their treasure chests is their motive ulterior”

“But Master how does this help us in our quest for a fulfilled life?”

“Wouldn’t these people just add to unhappiness in a world already filled with strife”

The old man held out out both hands. One held a tiny pebble, one did not

“Young son take the subsidy pebble from my hand now or you won’t be left with squat”

“But Master,” asked the youth. “That is only a tiny pebble in your hand. Will there be anymore?”

“No my son, but one small pebble is better than nothing so you will be able to survive but remain poor”

“Just remember you are only here to serve the lawmakers and in turn they will supply your basic needs”

“You are not to question their devious plans and blindly follow where all this leads”

“But Master, I’m poor now, feeling hopeless and living in poverty conditions”

“Not to worry young son. The lawmakers have told us all we are all in a period of transitions”

“But Master, how long will these transitions last?”

“They’ll last until we are forced into Washington worship, no one owns property and all is gone that was once gassed”

August 14, 2022 12

When You Only Have Two Hand Trucks

The pastries remained untouched in the center of the table. Sweat stain were rapidly spreading in all the armpits

The director looked around at the assembled group of agents and snapped. “People, this is as bad as it gets”

“The press has turned on us, and we need to pull off a big story to make us out as heroes and put us back in the country’s good graces”

Suddenly an agent from across the table spoke. “Let’s take down a major politician as that’s the kind of story America embraces”

Peering closely at the agent the director asked, “ That idea has potential. Just who do you suggest?”

“Well Mr. Director, it needs to be someone to make the front page news. Someone we can drag out of the house half dressed”

“Sounds good” stated the director. “But I need names to obtain the necessary warrant”

“What about Hillary?” asked the agent. “Her behavior has always been considered abhorrent”

“Hmmm, I’m thinking that a news video of Hillary in her night gown in the middle of the night might cause viewer projectile up-chucks”

“Beside to transport all the potential illegal documents from her residence would be difficult as we only have two hand trucks”

“Okay what about Hunter?” asked the agent determined to contribute to a major arrest

“Look, we can’t touch this guy” stated the director. “Besides, we have his laptop and right now its on loan to a senior agent’s bachelor party for a drug and hooker fest”

“Well,” said the agent “We can’t go after Pelosi and her drunken husband for her insider trading because to remove all the documentation would take more than two hand trucks”

“And Zelensky is out as he is currently hiding behind a huge wall of money built by American taxpayer bucks”

“So it looks like we’ll have to go after Trump again as we know half of America hates him”

“And while we’re at it, we can rifle through Melania’s wardrobe to see if she has any help in looking so slim”

“That sound like a plan,” stated the director. My only concern is this surprise raid might leave America in a tiff”

“Not to worry,” stated the agent. “Besides if we can pocket some of Melania’s delicates it would give the big guy something else to sniff”

“And it would demonstrate to all of America that no one is safe from us”

“Our power is absolute we don’t care if in the FBI, America distrusts”

August 10, 2022 0

The Three Stooges Are In Control: Barely, Rarely & Merlot

The onslaught of American democracy continues. This is happening in spite of the top three lawmakers not appearing to be on the same page

Barely appears only partially conscious and doesn’t seem to move well anymore. Could it be that mental acuity is linked to old age

These days Barely has trouble with stairs, reading teleprompters, and snarls at any unscripted question

His leadership has the United States struggling through inflation and is now denying the country is in a recession

Apparently he looking past the country’s general malaise and is hanging his hat on the price of gas

We’re supposed to be throwing confetti as the price of gas has fallen below five dollars just as he forecast

We can now celebrate the new normal of four dollars a gallon fill-ups and hope we’ll have enough in the tank to hunt for baby formula on empty store shelves

Perhaps Barely can call up old bedtime stories and flying in on moonbeams the formula can be created by elves

Rarely once again was not seen with her boss the President. She was busy searching the on-line hiring sites trying to find an office staff

Then, according to her schedule, she is registered for speech therapy in an effort to do something about that annoying laugh

Time is getting tight for number two as she only has a short time to stab her boss in the back

As her eyes are on the highest office, and she needs to let the world know she has the inside track

Merlot knows her time as leader is limited. After her Asian trip of kicking hornets nests she is going to sit back and realize she is low a quart

She’ll have make a concentrated effort with several bottles to rehydrate on the flight before returning to port

All the hand gesturing in the world isn’t going to save her from the tar and feathers if something goes south

America sits and waits for the retaliation from her well armed enemies due to one gaffe from her mouth

Unsupported by Barely and Rarely she worked hard to get the enemy’s sabers rattling with this trip

But all can sleep well knowing she met with semiconductor chip makers to support her stock portfolio before the November pink slip

The infighting, hatred and incompetency has left us an eighty-year old botox queen, a gibberish talking Vice President and a decrepit lame duck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

August 4, 2022 0

King Kong He Ain’t

The chest thumping had ceased as the man caved like a sand castle at high tide

He agreed to his thirty pieces of silver and figured the shallow citizens to take it all in stride

The ridiculously named, Inflation Reduction Act is now just a single vote from passing

The payola feeding trough must be filled before mid terms and the spend heavy policies start collapsing

Like explaining this concept to two year olds, this bill isn’t at all about spending its about investing

What’s not explained in the very small print is all about making the rich richer, increasing taxes on the middle class while hiding behind closed doors to eliminate Republican contesting

Trumpets are blaring and announcements made that the wealthy and richest businesses will now pay their fair share

That load of farm yard fertilizer will be served up warm and steamy as no one has yet to figure how to get blood from a turnip or a billionaire

That will not change as now Mr. Manchin’s West Virginians will have their mountain tops dotted with windmills from Canada and Mexico

Allegedly, a deal was struck to increase gas and oil production by the same administration that hates all things Texaco

They’ve lied before, and they’re lying now. Gas prices will remain high and ever poorer citizens once again have been hoodwinked

There is no inflation reduction, it’s only about controlling and fleecing citizens as the elites running the New World Order are all interlinked

With a tiny nod to some Medicare recipients, this bill is all about spending for the New Green Deal and will continue to squash America’s dream

So thank you, Mr Manchin, we appreciate you shedding your wolf costume exposing your party’s jersey as a true member of the socialist team

August 1, 2022 0

The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

June 27, 2022 0

The Oak Hill HOA and Vigilante Committee

The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt

“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”

“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”

“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”

“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”

“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”

“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”

“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”

“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”

“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”

“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”

“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”

“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”

“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”

“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”

“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”

“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”

“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”

June 9, 2022 0

Growing Up Pissed

The violence continues. Mental illness again had won out with a boy who was pissed

The world was against him, it offered no hope and he felt completely dissed

The anger had started early and eventually turned him into a social outcast

The memories were vivid. The slights and hurt of not fitting in were flooding in from the past

Current leadership constantly emphasizes your hopes and dreams are hindered by those who have it better

The loathing started in elementary school with the taunts and snickers. Yes, he heard them all and the hatred began to fester

Hiding his face in his pillow at night all he saw were the kids laughing at him

He knew one day he’d be the one laughing when the blood is draining from their wounds and their life light begins to dim

Current leadership has allowed violence to be celebrated as a way for social change

What difference is it to kill a baby a day before birth or gun them at nine as reasoning has crossed the line to deranged

Having passed the eighteenth year of mental abuse, both real and imagined, the mandatory purchase of the gun was now logical

The gun had been calling for action since it was purchased. It was time to right all the wrongs even though the hurt was all psychological

It was time to act. The TV coverage would be huge and everyone would remember his act for years to come

Entrance to the school was easy. Everything was unlocked and no one was armed, he smiled as he flicked the safety off with his thumb

The violent society had rewarded another tragedy and all should be horrified as leadership looked and sounded sincere

But leadership will point their fingers and continue to prioritize violence. Property damage and assault is okay, killing babies is approved but killing children is too severe

May 25, 2022 0

Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

May 7, 2022 0

I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

May 5, 2022 0

Kill The Baby; Keep The Gun

In documents obtained through a source known only as Wormy Leaker, the ruling party reached a historic decision

A compromise had been agreed to by both parties. The new law states babies may be killed for up to six months after birth but everyone gets to keep their guns with no fear of prison

The ruling party stated in their secret memo in order to control the middle class abortions are necessary and the guns are needed so the elites can protect their assets

The huge spike in crime had risen to the point that politicians and celebrities were being robbed, car jacked and continually harassed with ominous threats

This decision was reached after a previous leak from the high court overturning Roe v. Wade caused untold violence and disarray

The ruling party’s knee-jerk reaction was to immediately pack the court with subservient judges unable to lawfully reason but only there to obey

Surprisingly, Congress defeated this inclination as many seats were coming up for re-election and the incumbents didn’t want to lose their free lunch

Because even if the rest of the world realizes there is no free lunch, that matters not to this bunch

So an alternative plan was needed to quickly appease the vocal and riotous left leaning mob

This group’s number had swollen to monstrous size outside the court house as none of the protesters had a real job

In order to appease all, a moment of brilliance in the 11^th hour, happened to the man with applesauce dribbling off his chin

Asked the rhetorical question. “What is the one thing the right loves more than their own kin?”

Of course the answer would be a closet full of guns and a rifle rack in every pick up truck

And since everyone on the right already owns guns, we can let them think they won, we get to kill the babies and I won’t look like a schmuck

So expect the ruling any day that you get to keep your guns, and we continue to kill the babies

And we can promote it as “it ain’t perfect, but we’re doing it for votes, er ah, I mean all the ladies”

May 3, 2022 0

Handshake With A Ghost

Last week, after another gratuitous speech President Biden turned to shake hands and no one was there

Looking more confused than normal the man experienced a very awkward and public moment in the spotlight’s glare

Perhaps he should become comfortable this momentary loneliness as current candidates seeking office in the midterms are hesitant to ask for his endorsement

By virtue of the ratings disaster this man has become, candidates don’t need to add in the negative connotation of a Biden reinforcement

In trying to look like a man with a well thought plan, Biden immediately worked to cancel everything Trump

Claiming to be a moderate, he caved to the liberal left and in just over a year has turned America dreadfully close to being a socialist dump

The candidates prefer to go it alone and hide from the current political situation as they have no public answers for what is wrong

The southern border has been thrown wide open and people have been stampeding across all year long

The unity promised has led to meteoric rise in crime leading to mass shootings in backyard gatherings, in schools and shopping malls

The American dream once thought possible has become just another tent in a homeless encampment at the edge of urban sprawls

Drugs are pouring in from China and Mexico continuing to poison this country’s youth

As Biden defends his addicted and influencing peddling son as always telling the truth

A Federal Judge has determined the President and the CDC over stepped their authority with it’s ineffective mask mandate on public transportation

A favorite ace in the hole he used to instill pandemic fear to keep his thumb on the American population

He is desperately trying to lower the exorbitant oil prices by any means possible except for the obvious solution

He has failed so miserably that his own party has begun to speak out against him without fear of retribution

It’s not a good look turning to shake hands and find your support has vanished

Candidates trying to achieve a lifelong dream of public office hope soon to Delaware he’ll be banished

As he himself has no defense of his decision making, he can only make snarky remarks to the press when cornered but usually retreats showing all his backside

The image of him shuffling away will be the picture defining a man running to his basement while Lady Liberty cried

April 18, 2022 0

A Cow Breaks Wind in Iowa and a Tsunami Warning is Issued in Japan

It’s pastime to do something. The deranged climate change advocates were hysterical

The population will have to line up, open their wallets and rearrange their lives as that is only ethical

The elites have spoken. If you sorry individuals haven’t come to the realization the end is near

Then clean water, air, food, and certain populations will all disappear

Oil, air conditioning, and beef are all on the chopping block

Future barbecues will soon be limited to a stir-fry of tofu and artificial beef pieces cooked on an electric wok

The puppet masters are controlling the citizens as they fly overhead in their carbon emitting jets preaching the climate change gospel

Always keep in mind their needs are met by private planes, cars, and boats all powered by oil squeezed from a fossil

The tornado, the hurricane, and the drought are all the fault of everyday citizens living their daily lives

It’s the corruption of the middle class because to earn a living and pay their taxes, everyone drives

The horror on the faces of congress tells the story that survival depends on the New Green Deal

Demanding people pay through the nose, be controlled by the government, and at the foot of the democrats be forced to kneel

Climate change is a tool to control peace time citizens and is of little value to a high profile leader from a besieged country calling for World War Three

The devastation of a nuclear war overrides any idea of 1/2 degree centigrade change in the earth’s temperature when your countryside and the western hemisphere is a pile of radioactive smoldering debris

It also doesn’t matter that plastics are now found in the food we eat, in our lungs and has polluted every ocean

Forget the fact the products manufactured under the Green New Deal line the elites’ pockets while hiding behind the climate activists’ contrived commotion

While they sit back sipping from single use water bottles and push the requirement of non recyclable plastics and batteries found in every e-car

A suggestion might be to clean up the worldwide polluting plastic industry before listening to anymore drivel from the mouth of a pretentious energy czar

April 9, 2022 0

Psst, I Have A Secret

He was done, mission accomplished. His telescripted vision had been enacted and the United States was in turmoil

Inflation was at record highs, gas prices were insane, and half the world was marching toward American soil

The Democratic power brokers had succeeded. They felt secure their game plan had worked and now handed Biden his one way ticket to Delaware

They knew they would have to defeat Trump, so they would anoint a champion of the people, an unknown that would come out of nowhere

This person couldn’t own much a track record to be held against him much like Obama

One that could go after the voters that feel they have no choice but to vote for Trump but have no stomach for all his drama

This new candidate would let it leak he could control the border, lower fuel prices, and stop inflation

The campaign would be non-stop as America was wise to hiding in the basement. This time he would stump the middle of the nation

The MSM would be all in as now they could go after the Orange Man with their usual reckless abandon

They can scream about January 6^th, his relentless election diatribes, no tax returns, and not having to listen of chants of “lets go Brandon”

It might be enough as Trump will shoot himself in the foot on multiple occasions before election day

On what was once an almost insurmountable lead, this new person will strike naive Americans as a problem solver and watch Trump’s lead slip away

After retaining the office, the White House will celebrate by watching a defeated Trump continue to cry about rigged elections

And a surprising thing will happen after the new candidate is sworn in. Inflation will still rage, gas will be unaffordable, and people will continue to pour into the US from all directions

April 4, 2022 0

The Democrat’s New Order Dictionary Vol. I

Collins Dictionary describes definition as: a statement giving meaning of a word or expression especially in a dictionary

However the meaning of a word to the new Washington wordsmiths is purely discretionary

Once again the problem comes down to those pesky written definitions. Use one word or statement to depict an agenda and someone will wave a dictionary in your face

So this administration has developed a unique idea to rewrite the definitions should they need to use an all encompassing word to make their case

The following examples highlight terms currently being redefined to satisfy their needs

Keep in mind the way this term is used is the new definition and the usage in terms of previous definitions, this now supersedes

Unity: a condition of harmony; the quality or state of being one

Currently unity appears to have all citizens become destitute and therefore government dependant and when questioned about it watch the President cut and run

Border: a line separating two political or geographical areas especially countries

Currently the term applies in both a geographical and political area only to Ukraine as in the United States the line is used to count the number of migrant crossings and illegal entries

Deter: to turn aside, discourage, or prevent from acting

Currently deter had been liberally used with sanctions to keep Russia from crossing the previously mentioned border but a testy President now insists that sanctions would not deter Putin from enacting

Woman: an adult female person

Currently there is some confusion as how to define a woman, apparently needing a biologist and test results involving blood and urine

In trying to keep up with the new definitions coming out of Washington, the thumping sound you hear is poor Mr. Webster flipping in his grave

Much like the population of this republic now being gender fluid perhaps the New Order Dictionary is just as fluid and dictionaries published before 2020 you don’t need to save

March 25, 2022 0

El Partido Politico de Los Gigantes

Captain’s log, Stardate 2040: The new party had swept the election and were victorious

Celebrating in Spanish at the podium, the newly elected group claimed this moment was glorious

The latest ruling class, the newcomers who had crossed in 2022, had been declared citizens in Biden’s last act

Just like everything else from the Biden regime, another scheme another failure and the now ex- ruling class was hacked

Figuring the millions that had crossed would vote democratic, this group once again misfired when it came to understanding human uniqueness

People weren’t fleeing a tyrannical government leaving behind everything they knew to replace one with another demonstrating the self-serving democrats’ conceptual weakness

By allowing a huge voter block into what was the United States, Biden and company had opened the door for a new ruling class in DC

Freed from the illegal moniker, this group sent the entrenched elites packing and now coined the phrase of WED or “Washington Elite Deportee”

Conservative by nature, this party didn’t want to live on a government hand-out or a welfare check

The dems had erroneously figured this group would be the new labor class, minimum wage workers that deserved little respect

Except the gardeners had now traded in their shears and housekeeping had parked their laundry carts and worked their way into the boardrooms

Leaving the third place democrat party, BLM, the squad, and the blue states’ leadership running on e-fumes

March 7, 2022 0

Insidious

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines insidious as an adjective, “causing harm in a way that is gradual or not easily noticed.”

The Biden administration currently employs this policy to accept his vision and the fact he prioritizes tax paying citizens in the pecking order as the lowest

He is striving to pressure American folks in conceding to a higher cost of living, the uniform wearing of masks, and being overrun with illegal migrants

His advisors are downright joyful considering the future progressive democrats can cross the border at will since there are no requirements

The areas where these ill prepared and unskilled will settle will bear the burden of schooling and training

It doesn’t matter to DC as this is all in the game plan. Eventually the socialist outcry will result in voting rights and the socialist agenda will win without campaigning

The New Green Deal will become ground zero to raise the tax base and pay for the New World Plan

The once proud America will disappear as manufacturing is outsourced, tech jobs vanish, and farming will be government controlled all happening in a short time span

Gas lines will be long for five dollar gas and people will brag about filling up for only four eighty-nine.

The chip shortage is fictional as software is being developed to track your every move and the new car scarcity is by design

The new chips will allow the government to see your time spent driving, your mileage, time away from your listed address, and with a nod to the new Green Deal, charge you for heat and air

In your new electric auto, driving will be taxable offense, enjoyed only by the privileged so buyer beware

Is this administration out to destroy the middle class? Don’t ask the President as he is just a talking puppet and runs from the press

Forget about creating a better life for your family. When you accept the fact you’re about to become nothing more than a bit of revenue the government will consider that progress

February 7, 2022 0

Come Back Mr Trump, We Need You

The people have spoken, the current administration is in total disarray and we need Trump back

The party is running scared and all fingers are now pointing to their leader who regularly demonstrates he’s not the sharpest tack

The weary public is tired of the pandemic excuse, blamed as the culprit for all things wrong, the reasoning has become worn and frayed

Still hiding behind the conveniently shifting science, the CDC is once again blaming bats when all logic indicates the virus was man made

The border czar is using any excuse to disguise the fact her leadership has been an exercise in futility

The one two punch of the Biden/Harris ticket has brought major concerns from the democrat party about future electability

But hope is on the horizon as Trump is talking about running for office again

He’s once again mounted the stage, gloated over his adoring fans, and listened to his own pitchmen

For the first time in a year he represents good news to the democrat’s propaganda machine

With the continual debacle of the current Presidency, the press is beside themselves knowing shortly they’ll have the Trump train to demean

Social media and the networks have had a rough year trying to prop up the senile puppet with hollow praise

It’s time to start sending out the message of hatred to the ill informed so on election day the current President stays

The MSM mindless toadies are all popping celebration corks as now they have a reason to rejoice

Because more than anything else, Trump loves the sound of his own voice

Goad him just a bit and off he’ll go on some thin-skinned bombastic rant

Then smugly back up his statement cheered by his same vacant eyed legions and his kids who serve as his only confidants

If only the democrats could convince Jack Dorsey to reinstate Trump’s bullying Twitter account

The remaining obstacles in the path to remain in the White House would become easier to surmount

February 4, 2022 0

The Codger Went Down To Georgia

The Codger went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for votes to steal

He was in a bind cause he was way behind, but he was unwillin’ to make a deal

He stepped to the podium and obnoxiously shouted that if you didn’t agree with him you were racist

Comparing all to the infamous democrats Bull Connors and Jefferson Davis while continuing to shout his well-worn phrases from his same old playlist

The old man and his sidekick were failures, so bad that his biggest hard-working supporter didn’t bother to show up

If there was a contest for panderers and liars these two would be awarded the first place loving cup

He had won promising to unite but now had taken to calling a high percentage of Americans derogatory names

Inflation is setting new records, the pandemic is raging across the nation, the supply chain is in horrible shape, and we’re all watching his presidency go down in flames

The geezer and his cronies are desperately trying to hold on, but there is no lifeline to be seen

His Build Back Better program is being picked apart like buzzards on roadkill. It’s looking like the end of the democratic machine

They can look to themselves for not having a better candidate and there appears to be no saviour on a white horse

Hillary, Stacy, and Pete are trying to elbow their way to the front and hoping their promises will be enough for the party to endorse

The failed presidential candidate, the failed gubenatorial candidate and the failed supply chain chief continue the hopeful parade of wash-outs

They have accomplished nothing in the world wide scheme of things and are currently standing in line behind this old coot who shouts

When the codger finished, the republicans said, “Well you’re pretty bad ol’ son

But head to your basement in Delaware and let us show you how it’s done”

January 12, 2022 0

The Unemployed Union Meeting

“Okay we need to get started. Will everyone please pull up the footrests on their recliner as we need to bring to order the Unemployed Union Meeting”

“Please focus your attention on the screen as this online meeting is for your benefit from the comfort of your home and your laid back seating”

As soon as the meeting was called to order, fingers flew on the keyboards as the members were outraged

The time for free money had ceased, the stimulus checks had stopped meaning this group from society could no longer remain disengaged

“How are we expected to survive?” was the predominant question lighting up the chat side of the screen.

“We have fully anticipated for this free spending administration to acknowledge our financial problem and by now to intervene”

Some of the members had rocked forward in their chairs with a furious look while cursing the digital figure on the flickering display

“We’re in the process of demanding action on this right now,” screamed the Union boss. Her voice cracking in dismay

She had taken her list of demands to the White House for immediate action but so far her ultimatums were only in discussions

She did have a plan B as attention from the Build Back Better plan was currently concentrating on voter rights as that issue could potentially provide far greater repercussions

The members mantra had been “We’ve hidden under the guise of waiting for a better opportunity to provide for us”

Unable to answer when another stimulus check might appear, the participants’ lights begin to blink off in disgust

“This Union is a joke!” wrote one. “They take us away from sleeping in once a month and can’t share a shred of good news”

“This SUCKS!” wrote another. “I’m going to be forced to drink regular grocery store coffee and cancel my appointment for new tattoos”

“Just hang in there a while longer,” stated the Union Boss. “If my plan works, the new immigrants will have all your old jobs, and we’ll be a large enough unemployed team to force the President’s hand”

“They’ll have to pay us to save face while showing the stimulus package employs all these new people and you’ll be able to continue your current lifestyle and won’t that be grand”

January 11, 2022 0

The Media might be doing a Little Fence Sitting

2021 has come and gone. Congress has reconvened and the first 100 days are long since over

After four plus years of Trump bashing with or without actual facts, 2021 was supposed to be the year the MSM rolled in clover

They had achieved an unwritten goal of destroying a way of life and obtaining a socialist aspiration by swaying the US to the left

The social media had bombarded the voting public with daily updates about all things white being racist and had Trump whining about election theft

The nightly network news was able to amplify every misstep by politicians and police to fit their narration

Leaving only the snarky Fox group to sound the trumpets for the right leaning organization

But like any bully given a little power, the left tried to claim all their toys in an unimaginable spending spree

The power grab was highlighted by talking heads shown on national TV slandering all who disagree

But a surprising thing happened to these mouth pieces after a very bumpy year of repeated daily exposure

To stay ahead, the media turned on these government puppets when their lying and cheating came under full disclosure

The list goes on and on as Biden’s son was caught influence peddling with the enemy, Fauci was tied to Big Pharma and the Wuhan lab, Pelosi had to justify her stock trading, and AOC was sure everyone wanted sex with her

The MSM was salivating and hungry for for any story to keep their failing ratings out of the dumpster

CNN was on the verge of losing their nightly broadcast ratings to air fryer infomercials and their once smug personalities might be considering part-time gigs at a wet t-shirt joint

In a course of one short year they became cheerleaders for the worst year in American modern history as their tired voice became synonymous with the verb disappoint

Their nightly faces plastered all over the HD screens were looking less like admired broadcasters and more like mug shots on a wanted posters

Middle America had grown tired of of being force fed slanted talking points on every newscast by the elitist east and west coasters

So like chameleons on the branch of a tree their colors mysteriously began to change

Board room bean counters demanding better ratings advised their writers the choice of being employed or a target on a shooting range

These politicians will soon be handed their walking papers in landslide victories by the right leaning opposition

It would be advisible for the networks to seek higher ground on the crown in the middle of the road in an effort to not provide additional ammunition

Because broadcasting while bowing to a party’s uncompromising position, might be reflected in the horror of losing your high profile job and having to work for a living

That will only be expanded by having to answer to your viewership for the hardships they are now facing and that may prove to be unforgiving

January 4, 2022 0

Biden vs Mr Zippy the Chimp

The party had once again spoken. The primary was now down to a single human candidate

The rest of the democrats had their moments both in the spotlight and now on stage but failed the debate

Vice President Harris again proved she is little more than a scripted mouthpiece with an annoying giggle

Elizabeth Warren was loud but previous falsehoods and finger pointing had left no room to wiggle

Pete Buttigieg tried to reassure the public of his abilities but had no logical explanation of the supply issues happening on his watch

Hillary announced her candidacy but the party quickly kicked her to the curb as they did not want her having the power for another election to botch

With the runoff ballots printed and the majority rule in place, that only left President Biden and Mr Zippy the roller skating chimp

The ape had put on quite the political show screaming into the mic, rollerskating in circles while tooting his horn, slinging poo, and wearing his campaign slogan stating “Biden is a Wimp”

The monkey’s handlers made sure the voting public knew world leaders weren’t shaking in their boots when Biden spoke

They could care less about what this man said as they knew he always cowed to the crowd that is woke

Due to the invention of videotape, everyone knows that Biden lies, panders to his audience and then taking no questions, runs like a chicken

His action to end the pandemic in short order was hide at the beach and watch the nation with the virus be stricken

Hordes of sweaty confidants huddled feverishly about how to best harvest ballots this time around to ensure a win

The mainstream and social media were at a loss as no amount of false narratives or censorship could cause people now just getting by to believe that spin

And slinging crap at the opponent was now off the table as the monkey was very adept at that sport

So Biden was caught at the podium with the eyes of a deer in the headlights as his former voter base was giving Mr Zippy their support

It was a bad first year. Biden slipped and crashed in monkey poo with every step. His numerous failures were not a good look

He played the American people for fools, misjudged his own prominence, and the popularity of his opponent was just another step he mistook

December 31, 2021 0

Joe’s First Trip Around The Board

The dice had been rolled and Joe with the highest number had his pick of game pieces

He picked the top hat as he had spent 40 years standing in the shadows doing nothing as his little man frustration increases

He chose a running mate based solely on gender and race not on experience or qualifications

She was anointed strictly to vacuum votes but now was rallying her own troops to take command based on Joe’s shaky limitations

So stepping up to Go he rolled a six and slowly counting the squares landed on Oriental Ave

A tricky arrival as this was the home of the pandemic but this location had also been lining his son’s pockets so he kept his head down as crossing them would be taboo

He had been hoping to land on Connecticutt so he could travel to his beach house and call a lid

That way he could hide from questions from his once fawning press and venture out only for a catastrophic event, God forbid

Next roll had him land on the Electric Company, the future of the Green New World

The country would soon be powered by landfill clogging toxic batteries and littered with giant ugly pinwheels that whorled

Snake eyes took him straight to Community Chest where he drew the card reading collect 50 dollars from every player

He could then donate this hard earned money to the blue cities to increase social worker positions to fight escalating crime at the discretion of the liberal mayor

A roll of three and he safely made it past New York Ave with the chaos of the Cuomo brothers, their new nutty governor and landed on Free Parking

He could hide there, not worry about public gaffes, take orders from his strategists and have a specific agenda for the future trip he would soon be embarking

Rolling a five he landed on a railroad whose value had greatly diminished as the goods they usually carried were currently languishing off the coast

Claiming he solved the supply issues his red headed mouthpiece issued the news. “We saved Christmas.” She would boast

A ten showing on the dice landed him on Pennsylvania Ave and immediately after his stiff legged jog to the White House his new puppy dumped on the floor

Another snake eyes and he landed on Chance and pulled the Get Out Of Jail Free card that he’d hold on to in case his former dealings were exposed and became too much to ignore

Snake eyes again and Luxury Tax stated pay $75. Joe just waved that on to the taxpayers as items like food, shelter and gas were now considered an amenity

He’d now survived one trip around the board but is realizing he has found the job overwhelming and was hoping by now for peaceful serenity

But he has three more circuits around the board to make and is running out of variants to hide behind

Within the next six months he’ll show the world what he’s made of and unfortunately the world will realize he really is out of his mind

December 24, 2021 0

A Holiday Adventure at a Charging Station

It was miserably cold and snowing. The battery indicator readout was dangerously low and Granny’s house was still 150 miles away

The digital numbers were ticking near 20% and dropping rapidly on the display

Passing many service stations with high priced gas, the young mother would have gladly paid six dollars a gallon for a full tank and a seven minute stop

The three young kids all strapped in were fussy and the dog probably needed to pee. The past four hours of squinting through the blurry windshield left her ready to drop

Luckily she was able to pull into a vacant government charging station to plug in as she had downloaded the proper app

Perhaps she’d be able to get the three kids into the snack and restroom kiosk and once back in the car they’ll take a nap

The meter was showing it would be approximately 73 minutes to obtain enough charge to make it to Granny’s house

Guilted into this journey so Granny could spend the holidays with the grandkids, the young mother wasn’t real happy with her absent spouse

Now in addition to changing the kids in the family friendly kiosk facility she had to figure a way to walk the dog

Maybe her one break with the wintery weather is that no one would see the dog relieving himself just outside the car door in the snow and fog

“I’m tired of this movie when are we going to get there?’ asked the five year old from the back seat

Squawked another, “I’m hungry and my feet are cold would you please turn up the heat?”

Silently cursing the DC group that killed the oil industry, she now had to keep her group entertained for the same amount of time it would have taken to finish the trip to Granny’s

Maybe they’ll be willing to play “Find the french fry” that might have fallen into one of the nooks and crannies

As a final insult to this frustrating stop, she had to reach into her purse and get a firm grip on the pepper spray she had concealed

And hoping the dog’s frenzied barking would deter the strange looking man currently knocking on the windshield

December 6, 2021 0

A Hater’s Holiday

The room was bright, the sun was up as he groaned and opened his eyes

His all consuming addiction to hatred left him hungover as last night’s anger lit up the night skies

Because now all that fake holiday spirit was thrust again on the public and someone has to pay

He’s learned to despise this season with all the plastic decorations, prejudiced well wishers and Santa’s faded sleigh

Forget the fact that kids might for a short time believe in something good

Their parents should concentrate only on his philosophy, understand he’s right and then he won’t be misunderstood

He was dealt a bad hand by being one of the chosen few born a free-thinker in the USA

Preaching regularly he renounces all capitalism as that only leads to society’s decay

Longing to be recognized as a freedom fighter and rally the socialist ranks to overthrow the government oppressors

His persona had been formed early by public education and pretentious leftist professors

Harshly passing judgment on those saps trudging to work every day to earn a living wage

Serving only to fuel his inner resentment of having no bankable skills or sense of responsibility both stoking his barely controllable rage

And now he has to listen to those unauthentic holiday greetings and wishes of good will

Well, he has news for those chumps. A revolution is coming and this ain’t Whoville

Laughing to himself, he knows who’s right and those despicable fools can sing Jingle Bells around their pathetic celebration

Content in his knowledge it’s only a matter of time before this yearly occurrence falls victim to cancel culture politicization

November 22, 2021 0

Now That’s What I Call A Big Peter Principle

The Peter Principle is a management concept that states people are promoted until they reach a level of “respective incompetence” all based on the success of their previous position.

They are continuously promoted in the heirarchy until they are no longer competent in their newly assigned mission

The White House has selected a Cabinet that demonstrates to the world proof of this concept

People were chosen more to promote diversity but immediately these chosen proved to be seriously inept

Kamala Harris, Vice President

She was assigned on national TV to be the border crisis czar but so far has hidden from the situation

Concentrating on more pressing issues she made a film with child actors about moon exploration

Anthony Blinken, Secretary of State

When pressed he stated there are about 200 Americans still left behind in the Afghanistan debacle

Hopefully they won’t be hiding near the remains of the seven children found in the drone strike rubble

Lloyd Austin, Secretary of Defense

One only needs to see the images of the Kabul Airport and the US equipment being worn and waved by the Taliban to understand the skill set of this man

It took just a few days for the Taliban to seize control of Afghanistan as allegedly the most powerful military commander in the free world had no plan

Merrick Garland, Attorney General

The Democrats may point directly at this man for their defeat in the Virginia gubernatorial race in spite of all the big name campaigners

His memo written to the DOJ incensed the minivan moms whose grassroots effort turned the state into republican leaders and house seat gainers

Xavier Becerra, Secretary of Health and Human Services

Though he claims to have “his fingerprints” all over the fight to stop covid he seems lost and intimidated by Fauci and crew

His silence on this subject highlights the failure of this administration that has inarguably bitten off more than they can chew

Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation

This man insists the current inflation rate is transitory and all supply issues are due to the pandemic

But with the price of goods skyrocketing, store shelves empty and cargo ships backed to the horizon the pandemic argument seems mostly academic

The list goes on and on; education, energy, homeland security to name a few as the future of American dreams dangerously teeters

But one thing is for certain this current administration is staffed and controlled by far too many Peters

November 5, 2021 0

“If You Tell The Truth You Don’t Have To Remember Anything”- Mark Twain

When the career politician finally ascended the steps to the big stage. He pledged to unite

He was in position to excel, however with the promises made to his America he wasn’t forthright

His handlers run out of the back to empty the Pressroom should one want to question his agenda

And rush him straight to Air Force One to spend time cloistered in his Delaware hacienda

“The Worst Thing About being lied to is knowing you weren’t worth the truth” – Turcois Ominek

Under the impression to just tell them anything and they’ll swallow it just because I said it. Teleprompter Joe believes he has power over your mind

What the party in charge is discovering is America might turn a deaf ear to the DC noise but they’re not blind

The video continues to roll of the many promises made and not being honored

Highlighting the blunders made by this administration and showing the Build Back Better campaign will be completely squandered

“Lies are a temporary solution to a permanent problem” – Krina Gopani

Lying Biden stated he’s been to the southern border before. Fact checks showed 13 years ago he might have seen it through the windows of a car

As currently thousands of unvetted, unskilled, and potentially diseased people push through the entry gates looking for endless residency he still only watches from afar

“The more you defend a lie the angrier you become”– Mitch Alborn

Denying any military advisers asked him to leave military in Afghanistan he growled, “The buck stops with me.”

Promising to leave no American behind, this falsehood killed 13 military personnel and then he retaliated with the deaths of seven innocent children who were oblivious to his guarantee

“I’m not upset you lied to me, I’m upset from now on I can’t believe you” – Friedrich Nietzsche

Potentially stuffing 10% of ill gotten gains into his pockets from his shady son’s business deals as he is the Big Guy by designation

Blowing off all questions shouting over his shoulder that was Russian disinformation

“Lying is the greatest of all sins” – Alfred Nobel

As with all who have been in power for the last thirty years, the bar has been set very low

“Read my lips,” “I did not have sex with that woman,” “Iraq has a massive stockpile of WMDs,” “You can keep your doctor,” “Mexico will pay,” all well known quotes from the DC throne as America sees these lies as the same deceitful dog and pony show

October 27, 2021 0

I Saw A Biden Sticker On A Cadillac

In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief

Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief

Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite

But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite

The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared

The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord

Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks

The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks

The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways

Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways

With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car

With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar

October 7, 2021 2

Trump Rides A High Horse

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines high horse as an arrogant and unyielding mood or attitude

After descending the escalator Trump figured that his celebrity status offered him considerable latitude

He could now pass judgement on all things non-Trump and the population would glorify this belief

After all, the US had just lived through eight years of democrat rule from a Chicago elitist and new blood in Washington would be a relief

The everyday American now had a man they viewed favorably on a reality show but quickly found in DC that didn’t help his cause

He thought he was in the driver’s seat but didn’t realize the Democrats and RINOS don’t play by any written laws

His naivety was evident from day one in his effort to drain the swamp the people he surrounded himself with were less than effective

He thought his adopted party would rally behind his leadership but failed to realize this group marched to their own perspectve

He was dealing with career politicians who were hopelessly in love with money, power and themselves

He didn’t realize the DC club abhorred outsiders and would appear out of nowhere to block his every move like diabolical elves

So he did the only thing he knew to do and lashed out at all those who opposed him

He relentlessly ranted on social media, television and radio until a large percentage of people lost interest and his once bright star began to dim

But he went to his pep rallies and whipped his remaining adoring fans into a frenzy with his tedious barrage of rigged elections, fake news and a witch hunt

His endorsing of politically weak candidates, his never ending rants and his own arrogance have forced the American taxpayer due to Biden’s disastorous policies to bear the brunt

All Trump can hope for now is for Biden stay in office and continue down his path to total ineptitude

And he might just be able to slip back into the White House solely based on the fact the current resident is completely unglued

September 16, 2021 0

This Isn’t About Your Freedom

This isn’t about your freedom, it’s about bowing to the little tin god

Continuously pound on the citizens as they’ll eventually tire of being runover roughshod

This half baked individual actually stated if you refuse the jab your employer will be heavily fined

What he constantly ignores is the fact most Americans realize he’s not in his right mind

If this man and his herd of fawning toadies had done as promised and had been the one to unite

He would be viewed less as a bumbling fool and more of the golden knight

Instead he goes after the American citizens and expects their employers to toe the line

Does the massive bloated Post Office, the thousands of illegal aliens, or members of Congress need the jab, absolutely not, but it’s all by design

DC cannot allow this pandemic to just go away as the Big Pharma lobbists continue to throw cash around

Untapped markets still exist as kids, Republicans, minorities and animals all need to be hunted down

It bears asking why force a shot with zero long range data and a huge survival rate

This ain’t the bird flu or Ebola, it’s a virus that attacks co-morbidities, the elderly and the overweight

There is unnecessary panic being driven by this group in the White House

The weekly failures are mounting, mid terms are coming so the false narrative is all that’s left to espouse

He frantically yells into the microphone stumbling over his telescripted speech

Fearful his big spending package that is the base for his whole agenda is starting to look like an over reach

So while trying to look like a confident leader to the rest of the free world he sadly only symbolizes weakness

As the tyrants of the oppressed raise their victory flags, Americans can only fight the nightmare visions of future bleakness

September 13, 2021 0

The Bidas Touch

It was the largest SNAFU in American Military history

But the real reasons for this unmitigated disaster shouldn’t remain a mystery

The USA after 20 years just dropped their weapons and ran

And the Afghans were left in almost the same situation as when this all began

Except now the Taliban was gifted with billions in taxpayers money in the form of new munitions

To help the remaining Afghans revert to their 7^th century religious submissions

But was this fiasco really botched or was there actual thought behind this retreat

Perhaps this was all smokescreen and part of Washington’s continual deceit

With the President bellowing in his press conference that the buck stops with him

The White House actually accomplished two goals all the while pretending the withdrawal left him a political victim

By importing thousands of Afghani refugees he’s produced another open border

Helping to make all financially strapped urban areas government dependent advancing his new world order

In addition to human trafficing, he turned over Afghanistan’s vast mineral deposits to Chairman Xi

The Chinese need the lithium mines to create the batteries for the New Green Deal as one can foresee

So as the demented one totters away once again to hide in Delaware

The real Puppetmasters are gleefully rubbing their hands knowing that out of this treasure trove they’ll all receive their share

Forget about those thirteen young lives lost because at this point what difference does it make?

It’s always been the power and money of those in charge and it doesn’t matter at all about the dead floating in the wake

So while Biden checks his watch and cries his alligator tears

America is spiraling into the socialist trap of government control all for the benefit of the elite profiteers

But to the hardworking Americans watching the border crisis, his handling of the pandemic and Afghanistan this President seems completely unfit

Unlike the golden Midas touch everything this man touches turns to s**t

September 6, 2021 0

Trying Hard To Keep A Blog Current

It’s hard to keep a blog current with this administration

The liberal media trained to praise all thing socialist are also left in exasperation

They spin a story one day praising the decisiveness of the demented one

Only to have Biden change course and their fable needs to be redone

He killed a pipeline on the first day and seven months later he’s asking the mid east to produce more oil

It seems he was losing popularity due to skyrocketing gas prices and needed his voters to stay loyal

He and his vice president both publicly exclaimed they didn’t trust the new vaccines

But America missed his bold vaccination prediction and he is now weaponizing the jab to interfere with the citizen’s routines

Taking credit for the jobs created by the states that stood up to his mask mandate

When in reality the new variant and mandates will cause the employment to once again stagnate

He’s paying people to sit on their duff, extending the rent moratorium, and now increasing benefits for their food stamps

Like baby birds waiting for the big government worm, why work when doing nothing people can live like champs

When things head south for his team he’s quick to stir the racial pot by screaming Jim Crow and white supremacy

As he hides from actual non-scripted questions in Delaware and Camp David afraid of his own incompetency

The border is wide open. The welcome mat is out and the invaders are being dropped in random cities by the the bus load

Criminals, diseased and the unskilled are all delivered COD to the taxpayers while confidence in this guy continues to erode

The Russians, the Chinese and the North Koreans are having a field day with their cyber attacks

With a firm “shame shame on you” from the woke inepts in charge we’ll see who the first country is that cracks

Demonstrating his true expertise he publicly attested to the military might of the Afghani soldiers to defend their border

Using the Biden plan of securing the border the Taliban secured the country in very short order

Showing the world in high definition what it’s like to have the USA as a friend

Cut and run in the middle of the night leaving the majority of their citizens in a hopeless situation they can’t defend

He and his administration have continuously shown they’re in over their head in so many ways

With the rubble left in their wake it’s hard to believe they’ve only been in office a couple of hundred days

August 17, 2021 0

Brace For Sudden Impact

Good morning and welcome aboard Third World Airlines based in Washington DC

We are pleased to announce that we have a very diverse group with us today including covid carrying illegal immigrants, two Texas democrats and an Afghan refugee

Because of our air filtration we have tried to consolidate the wheezing and coughing passengers to the back of the plane

We have removed all weapons from the known MS-13 members and have many rolls of duct tape should we need to restrain

We also have a special welcome to the Afghan woman on board and are truly sorry for all your sisters who have died

While watching the years of America’s blood, tears, money and Afghanistan’s capitols being swept away like sand castles at high tide

Upon reaching cruising altitude the flight attendants will pass through the cabin with a beverage cart, please try to have the correct change

Due to inflation the cost of a soft drink is now thirty dollars and we do have financing available should you need to arrange

For another fifty dollars you may purchase a set of headphones to view the in-flight movie

Today’s feature stars that wacky Hunter Biden in various stages of drunkenness, nakedness, espionage selling and all things he considers fu**ing groovy

In the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from an above compartment. Place this mask over your existing face covering, put your head between your knees and brace for impact

This is important, should you live through the crash and you’re not double masked you will be arrested and that’s a fact

We would like to thank you for choosing Third World Airlines while trying to ignore America’s plight

So sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight

August 13, 2021 0

What The Initials Really Mean In 2021

In Washington when government agencies are deemed important they’re referred to by their initials.

The business cards all contain these identifiers when swapped among the officials

Things have changed since the original letter designation as demonstrated by what is to follow.

Randomly selected organizations are shown but new definitions of government institutions could continue indefinitely and that makes it even harder to swallow

THEN: ICE Immigration and Customs Enforcement This department was originally formed to enforce immigration regulations but fell into disfavor among the third world supporters

NOW: ICE Immigrants Can Escape Biden’s disdain for this group and his open border policy has provided much jubilation for the mainstream media reporters

THEN: BLM Bureau of Land Management This organization was formed to sustain the health and productivity of public lands, Unfortunately it was discovered that some of the land managed contained stands of White Oak

NOW: BLM Black Lives Matter The new meaning of these now communist sympathizers is to violently clash with everything white and demand to be at the forefront of all things woke

THEN: CDC Center for Disease Control Originally a group assigned to protect the health and safety of American citizens

NOW: CDC Center for Dangerous Communication A puppet for the WHO issuing guidelines that appear to be a moving target as the jaded public has grown weary of the constant revisions

THEN: DHS Department of Homeland Security Originally formed to protect America from outside forces that among other things thwart terrorists that may try to cross the border

NOW: DHS Distribution of Homeless Squatters Now used primarily to give an ole’ type wave at the thousands crossing the Rio Grande river and help on waiting buses as if under a direct White House order

THEN: FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Formed to investigate potential crime on a national level. Television shows and movies praised the integrity of this group

NOW: FBI Foney Baloney Information In spite of the spelling this cluster of dubious individuals now just make needed information up to help their agenda and lie to protect it until someone steps in their own poop

Luckily rumor has it that a new Bureau is being formed that all departments will answer too. That being the III or Bureau of Incompetent Idiots Identified.

And the request for approximately half a million employees needed seems both rational and justified

July 25, 2021 4

We Expect Kickoff Within The Hour

The uproar was immediate. The woke NFL will now be playing the Black National Anthem prior to games

The furor was not from the beer fueled fans packing the stands, the cry was politicized groups feeling dissed were the claims

Soon the NFL was forced to acknowledge multiple cultures and lifestyles just to appease the many groups

In a misguided effort to mollify one group the NFL was now forced to jump through numerous hoops

While the crowd was still standing, next up to salute was the LGBTQ congregate with Queen’s We Are Champions of the World

As two transgender athletes marched across the field with the Pride flag unfurled

“We ask that you remain standing” said the announcer “While we honor the democrats”

Whilst the flag of Communist China was paraded across the field by two unemployed voters and six Chinese diplomats

The boos started raining down on the next participants as the elephant logo’d Republican flag came into view

The flag bearers didn’t seem to care the crowd was fearful that eight yahoos, one in buffalo horns, might hijack the game attempting an alleged coup

Finally last but not least was the nod to the Polish people with the high stepping tuba line

With the flag flying and the ooompahs blaring the end of the pregame was in sight and the fans could finally sit down and recline

The fans had started to weave from standing too long as the pregame had become an ordeal

So as the crowd settled in to watch controlled violence, they all wished they could have been with the players and allowed to kneel

July 19, 2021 2

Picking The Good Beans Out Of Weasel Poo

The demand for the exotic Kopi Luwak coffee has remained high

In their quest for a unique experience people are willing to pay big bucks just to buy

Like very fine bourbon from Kentucky or a single malt scotch from a small family owned peat bog

In an effort to separate themselves people are willing to shell out to be looked upon as the big dog

But unlike sour mash in whiskey or the peat smoked barley in Scotch the coffee beans in Kopi Luwak are harvested from weasel dung

So yes those beans giving off that that wonderful aroma came from weasel poo as the luscious liquid rolls around your tongue

Though technically not a true weasel the civet is close enough in size and looks to be considered one

Training for the poo harvester involves identifying good crap from bad crap, ten minutes of field instruction and your education is done

The American citizen in the last few months has a lot in common with the guy holding the weasel pooper scooper

It seems the average citizen is suddenly knee deep in hooey and the daily fumes emanating from DC leaves him in a brain fog stupor

Trying to pick a few good beans out of the muck shoveled on Americans requires skill and dexterity

As this administration will preach unity but if you don’t toe the leftist line this sermon lacks in empathy and sincerity

It seems the weasels of Washington have gifted the American public with monthly inflation, a border crisis and a huge increase in national debt

And yet they show no remorse in adding more misery to the citizens in a sick game of Russian roulette

Which crisis will be the one to finally cause America to crash and fail

So we pick through the Washington weasels’ excrement holding our nose trying not to inhale

Hoping the beans of stimulus checks or perhaps the numbing effect of legalized pot will be enough to brew

While holding on for eighteen months wearing hip boots and wading through the doodoo

July 17, 2021 0

Defending The Alamo In 2021

For thirteen days a group of mostly Texans repelled the Mexican army and defended the Alamo mission

With few troops and a small band of volunteers they fought Santa Anna and his regulars while low on food and ammunition

Eventually the Texans were overwhelmed, defeated and died, each and every defender

One hundred eighty nine men crossed the line drawn in sand and stayed to fight rather than surrender

Fast forward 185 years and the elected Texas democrats are facing a battle of their own

It seems that voting rights for all are at stake making it hard to cheat causing this group to piss and moan

Knowing they are out numbered, they did what any coward would do

They gathered up in a group, boarded a plane and to DC they flew

Leaving their electorate gasping as to why they voted for people prone to turn tail and run

Smugly these quitters tweeted about their gutlessness and crowed about how they won

Sadly they didn’t win. They just showed the world what American politics has become

Spineless people going over the hill owning the backbone of pond scum

Combine this group with Biden’s disastrous open border blueprint

And if this group was to defend the Alamo the white flag goes up on day one and Santa Anna wins in a sprint

July 13, 2021 0

Breaking News: French Food Is Now Racist

Recently a professor at the University of Connecticut found another example of rampant white dominance

It seems that dining on French cuisine is considered a brand of whiteness and for that the left has no tolerance

French food you see is presented in a way shaped by an upper and middle class norm

Causing people of color to dine like white people therefore the white principle of etiquette causes all to conform

So let’s flip the script on these broad brush strokes of profiling stupidity for just a moment

And force the French to dine like people of color at least according to television ads as a form of atonement

It seems a great majority of broadcast commercials feature black families eating at a fast food diner

Apparently ad executives feel black people have a penchant for preservatives, high fructose corn syrup and meat parts held together with a binder

So let’s put a French family in the same restaurant to figure the complexities of a meal with a toy

This family will first have to get past that everything in the seating area is vinyl or plastic making it hard for the meal to enjoy

Next a napkin was included but the salad, fish, and dinner fork, salad knife and teaspoon were replaced with a disposable spork

There was not a bread plate to be seen nor a cup and saucer, a wine glass or a sommelier for the wine to uncork

There was a very haggard looking woman to advise there were only two ketchup packets allowed per guest

That was okay as the refined palate was already in fear of the two slabs of questionable beef with a special sauce that might be hard to digest

Upon completion of the meal the family gladly disposed of the allegedly recyclable paper goods in the trash container

After a lifetime of dining on real plates with actual silverware, never returning would be a no-brainer

However a valuable lesson was learned when this family realizes the mustard required for the choucroute garnie was forgotten while driving to the picnic on the lawn

At the stoplight they would not have to rap on the glass of the low rider with tinted windows and ask “Pardon me sir, would have any Grey Poupon?”

July 7, 2021 0

Gee Adolph, You Shoulda Had Twitter

It seems that back in the 1930’s when Hitler assumed power, he expected his people to read more than a couple of phrases

He wrote books and newspaper columns expecting comprehension by his followers as they sang his praises

Imagine what he could have accomplished with better technology and access to the Jack and Zuck show

He could then use many of his quotes so his believers would instantly nod in agreement to the logic behind his murderous intent and countries to overthrow

For instance one gem was, “It is quite special secret pleasure how many people around us fail to realize what is really happening to them”

This applies to today’s American citizens as they would rather view pictures of sunsets through vacationing friends toes than deal with the current mayhem

“We have to put a stop to the idea that it’s part of everybody’s civil rights to say whatever he pleases”

This connects directly with today’s society, should a conservative state their beliefs online and instantly their account freezes

“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future” And it’s too bad this expression was already taken as today’s Teachers Unions would have used it first

We are exposed daily how the public school systems are turning out functional illiterates while teaching living in America is the worst

“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjugated races to posses arms”

Again Hitler was an early instructor to the New World Order. An armed population would be responsible for setting off many levels of government alarms

Finally the DC mantra and is counted on by adhering to another Hitler quote. “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think”

So raise a toast to Jack and Zuck. Spew the liberal hatred and upload videos of your cat playing the piano but don’t say anything conservative or you’ll be canceled quick as a wink

Adolph would have been liked by millions on his Facebook page and followed by multitudes on Twitter

Because the gullible like to be led. No thought is needed to not look past media worship and what they portray as glitter

June 14, 2021 0

Fred Was Ahead Of His Time

Fred was a visionary, when the work whistle sounded Fred slid off his Brontosaurus excavator and fired up his foot powered car

In the 60’s this was thought to be humorous. Sixty years later Fred’s green powered vehicle is considered exemplar

The wave of e-cars is coming. Light weight small battery powered autos will rule the highway

And all those foul gas guzzling vehicles of today will become a memory of yesterday

Except for the fact huge numbers of junkyards and landfills will be required to deal with all the hazardous material

Not a lot of thought went into banning the oil industry. Perhaps the new power crazy czars in DC thought that immaterial

They all gotta go. Look at all the cars on the highway next time in a traffic jam or just commuting to work

And don’t think for a minute the auto industry isn’t gearing up to treat you, their new customer like a naive jerk

They’ll take great delight telling you that $70,000 high end vehicle they sold you and are currently driving isn’t worth spit

Surprisingly not one part of your current ride will cross over. Because on your new e-car nothing from any current vehicle will fit

Not to mention the electric companies will have waiting lists advising when you will be able to purchase the new $1500 single vehicle charging station

Sure you’ll be able to charge your e-car with your current household power if you don’t plan on driving across a parking lot or take a vacation

Be aware on a public charger if you download the proper app and have an hour to spare you might get another 60 miles

That’s okay with the new green deal people because in a short time you’ll need to pay to recycle the exhausted battery for replacement with a cool $10,000 new one while DC lines their pockets and smiles

So here’s to Fred Flintstone he was apparently a leftist democrat and way ahead of you

YABBA DABBA DO

June 4, 2021 0

Do That To Me One More Time

Back in the day Captain and Tenille crooned a sultry tune about doing it one more time

Toni Tennille coquettishly divulged she could “never get enough of a man like you” as that would be sublime

Currently that applies to the democrats’ version of Biden’s policies as “once is never enough with a man like you”

His agenda controlled by the congressional majority steam rolls along in a joyless attempt to turn America blue

His first 100 days were to change the course of the USA by way of bulling through executive orders and budget reconciliation

Forget about inflation and price increases passed onto the backs of hard working Americans while hiding behind the statement of no new taxation

Maybe a sexy song should be written about Biden’s first 100 days and the pain his agenda inflicts

Bear in mind this is the same length of time as the average lifespan of some species of blood sucking ticks

He killed jobs on day one saying the oil industry is bad and was smug about it until the gas lines formed

America was quickly grinding to a halt as gas distribution ceased, price gouging was rampant and service stations were swarmed

The southern border is not having a crisis, just ignore those hundreds of picnickers cooling their heels in the creek

The cartels are loving every minute. Forget drugs grab a child, charge a fortune and just drop the kid off at the border as there is no need to sneak

Buddy up to Iran, drop the sanctions and give them money so Americans can watch them burn the flag and chant death to the infidels

And claim to be a friend to Israel while watching their citizens run from the bombshells

Hide behind your Teachers Union to keep the public school children two years behind the rest of the world

And make sure to keep God out of the National Day of Prayer and on Police Appreciation Day keep Old Glory furled

Perhaps the increasingly poor and media weary citizens might try out an idea currently being employed by Chicago to control rats

The city turned 1000 feral cats loose in hopes of driving the rodents out of their habitats

However to control the rats in DC the cats would have to be tiger sized and 1000 wouldn’t be enough

Perhaps several thousand felines prowling the congressional halls could kill the rats but then one would have to listen to the big cats bitching about their food source being old, leathery, hollow and tough

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