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A Sucker Bet

Wikipedia defines a sucker bet as a gambling wager in which the expected return does not reflect the odds of winning and is significantly lower

This term can be demonstrated by the current college debt reduction brain storm. The success of this idea will be demonstrated when up for re-election, Biden is the grass and the voting public is the lawn mower

Scrolling through a list of gambling terms, one can see how these apply to Biden’s double-dealing

He has constantly dealt from the bottom of the deck to keep his family of lowlifes and cronies in the chips and send America’s economy reeling

Bankroll: A roll of currency needed to enter the game

This has become an unlimited amount of cash as the taxpayers will continue to fund his madness and for his failures, he will never share the blame

No Limit: Means one isn’t restricted by betting limits as long as you double the previous bet

Lets remember when then VP Biden threatened to withhold a meager 1 billion unless then Ukrainian President Poroshenko fired Victor Shokin. Since then Biden has sent now President Zelensky over 50 billion. I believe the terms of no limit have been met

Hole Card: A card that is dealt face down and the holder needs not to expose until the showdown

This is the card Zelensky has under wraps that contains the Burisma and Hunter Biden lowdown

All In: Also called table stakes gives the player the right to play all the chips in front of them at the poker table

This is also, the soon to be implemented Uniparty plan, to sacrifice the corrupt Biden family to save some congressional seats and possibly the Presidential office while they’re able

So for the next three months, America will have to watch inflation rage, electricity sky rocket and six days of vacations turn into threes

While a once comfortable life becomes cold and hungry for the poorer citizens, the middle class and retirees

As the addled brained puppet looks into the teleprompter and states “let them eat cake”

The American public is now realizing this administration’s real slogan is “never give a sucker an even break”

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Take The Subsidy Pebble From My Hand

The young boy sat at his Master’s knee and asked. “Master, what is the truth?”

“Grasshopper, why do you ask? Is the truth not what it should be?” the elder inquired of the youth

“Master, I am puzzled. The truth used to be obvious. Now it seems the truth is elusive”

“Lawmakers from the village continuously make new laws in a way that sounds collusive”

“Grasshopper, the explanation is simple” The wizened one stated. “The truth only exists if you agree with them”

“And if you don’t agree the lawmakers are quick in your beliefs, condemn”

“But Master, what is the truth? Why do these lawmakers get to change the rules?”

“Because young son, these leaders are elected by us and then with their new power, treat us as fools”

“They want us to understand since we voted them into power they must be superior”

They sing the common folk song about helping fellow man, but filling their treasure chests is their motive ulterior”

“But Master how does this help us in our quest for a fulfilled life?”

“Wouldn’t these people just add to unhappiness in a world already filled with strife”

The old man held out out both hands. One held a tiny pebble, one did not

“Young son take the subsidy pebble from my hand now or you won’t be left with squat”

“But Master,” asked the youth. “That is only a tiny pebble in your hand. Will there be anymore?”

“No my son, but one small pebble is better than nothing so you will be able to survive but remain poor”

“Just remember you are only here to serve the lawmakers and in turn they will supply your basic needs”

“You are not to question their devious plans and blindly follow where all this leads”

“But Master, I’m poor now, feeling hopeless and living in poverty conditions”

“Not to worry young son. The lawmakers have told us all we are all in a period of transitions”

“But Master, how long will these transitions last?”

“They’ll last until we are forced into Washington worship, no one owns property and all is gone that was once gassed”

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When You Only Have Two Hand Trucks

The pastries remained untouched in the center of the table. Sweat stain were rapidly spreading in all the armpits

The director looked around at the assembled group of agents and snapped. “People, this is as bad as it gets”

“The press has turned on us, and we need to pull off a big story to make us out as heroes and put us back in the country’s good graces”

Suddenly an agent from across the table spoke. “Let’s take down a major politician as that’s the kind of story America embraces”

Peering closely at the agent the director asked, “ That idea has potential. Just who do you suggest?”

“Well Mr. Director, it needs to be someone to make the front page news. Someone we can drag out of the house half dressed”

“Sounds good” stated the director. “But I need names to obtain the necessary warrant”

“What about Hillary?” asked the agent. “Her behavior has always been considered abhorrent”

“Hmmm, I’m thinking that a news video of Hillary in her night gown in the middle of the night might cause viewer projectile up-chucks”

“Beside to transport all the potential illegal documents from her residence would be difficult as we only have two hand trucks”

“Okay what about Hunter?” asked the agent determined to contribute to a major arrest

“Look, we can’t touch this guy” stated the director. “Besides, we have his laptop and right now its on loan to a senior agent’s bachelor party for a drug and hooker fest”

“Well,” said the agent “We can’t go after Pelosi and her drunken husband for her insider trading because to remove all the documentation would take more than two hand trucks”

“And Zelensky is out as he is currently hiding behind a huge wall of money built by American taxpayer bucks”

“So it looks like we’ll have to go after Trump again as we know half of America hates him”

“And while we’re at it, we can rifle through Melania’s wardrobe to see if she has any help in looking so slim”

“That sound like a plan,” stated the director. My only concern is this surprise raid might leave America in a tiff”

“Not to worry,” stated the agent. “Besides if we can pocket some of Melania’s delicates it would give the big guy something else to sniff”

“And it would demonstrate to all of America that no one is safe from us”

“Our power is absolute we don’t care if in the FBI, America distrusts”

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The Three Stooges Are In Control: Barely, Rarely & Merlot

The onslaught of American democracy continues. This is happening in spite of the top three lawmakers not appearing to be on the same page

Barely appears only partially conscious and doesn’t seem to move well anymore. Could it be that mental acuity is linked to old age

These days Barely has trouble with stairs, reading teleprompters, and snarls at any unscripted question

His leadership has the United States struggling through inflation and is now denying the country is in a recession

Apparently he looking past the country’s general malaise and is hanging his hat on the price of gas

We’re supposed to be throwing confetti as the price of gas has fallen below five dollars just as he forecast

We can now celebrate the new normal of four dollars a gallon fill-ups and hope we’ll have enough in the tank to hunt for baby formula on empty store shelves

Perhaps Barely can call up old bedtime stories and flying in on moonbeams the formula can be created by elves

Rarely once again was not seen with her boss the President. She was busy searching the on-line hiring sites trying to find an office staff

Then, according to her schedule, she is registered for speech therapy in an effort to do something about that annoying laugh

Time is getting tight for number two as she only has a short time to stab her boss in the back

As her eyes are on the highest office, and she needs to let the world know she has the inside track

Merlot knows her time as leader is limited. After her Asian trip of kicking hornets nests she is going to sit back and realize she is low a quart

She’ll have make a concentrated effort with several bottles to rehydrate on the flight before returning to port

All the hand gesturing in the world isn’t going to save her from the tar and feathers if something goes south

America sits and waits for the retaliation from her well armed enemies due to one gaffe from her mouth

Unsupported by Barely and Rarely she worked hard to get the enemy’s sabers rattling with this trip

But all can sleep well knowing she met with semiconductor chip makers to support her stock portfolio before the November pink slip

The infighting, hatred and incompetency has left us an eighty-year old botox queen, a gibberish talking Vice President and a decrepit lame duck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

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King Kong He Ain’t

The chest thumping had ceased as the man caved like a sand castle at high tide

He agreed to his thirty pieces of silver and figured the shallow citizens to take it all in stride

The ridiculously named, Inflation Reduction Act is now just a single vote from passing

The payola feeding trough must be filled before mid terms and the spend heavy policies start collapsing

Like explaining this concept to two year olds, this bill isn’t at all about spending its about investing

What’s not explained in the very small print is all about making the rich richer, increasing taxes on the middle class while hiding behind closed doors to eliminate Republican contesting

Trumpets are blaring and announcements made that the wealthy and richest businesses will now pay their fair share

That load of farm yard fertilizer will be served up warm and steamy as no one has yet to figure how to get blood from a turnip or a billionaire

That will not change as now Mr. Manchin’s West Virginians will have their mountain tops dotted with windmills from Canada and Mexico

Allegedly, a deal was struck to increase gas and oil production by the same administration that hates all things Texaco

They’ve lied before, and they’re lying now. Gas prices will remain high and ever poorer citizens once again have been hoodwinked

There is no inflation reduction, it’s only about controlling and fleecing citizens as the elites running the New World Order are all interlinked

With a tiny nod to some Medicare recipients, this bill is all about spending for the New Green Deal and will continue to squash America’s dream

So thank you, Mr Manchin, we appreciate you shedding your wolf costume exposing your party’s jersey as a true member of the socialist team

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The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

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The Oak Hill HOA and Vigilante Committee

The gavel had dropped. Benjamin Thomas was feeling powerful in his HOA logo’d tee shirt

“Is there any old business that needs to be discussed other than the Wilson’s lawn drainage dirt?”

“We realize the dirt that runs from their driveway into the cul-de-sac is entirely unacceptable”

“The fact the runoff is noticeable is a breach of contract that states runoff of any kind cannot be perceptible”

“I also realize we need to deal with the Creary’s lawn as last week seventeen dandelions were found in their turf grass”

“Mr. Creary is currently away has promised to eradicate those noxious weeds to keep all the lawns first class”

“Now for new business, as you have seen rental homes are popping up just down the street from our neighborhood”

“I know for a fact illegal immigrants are starting to pack those homes with relatives and friends just like you know they would”

“I also notice that three long time members of this association have put their homes up for sale”

“It won’t take much time for those homes to turn to renters as decent folks won’t buy in an area where homes have ten cars in a driveway and soon everyone begins to bail”

“So here’s my suggestion as a tax paying American, it’s time to make a stand”

“We need to form an enforcer committee and see to it that multi families attempting to live under one roof be banned”

“We can approach the city council first and have that rule instituted if everyone would agree”

“Because if that doesn’t happen it will be up to us to let those non citizens know how things work around here before it gets ugly”

“So who’s volunteering for this committee to ensure our way of life remains the same”

“Or succumb to the influx of non tax paying citizens and watch goat barbecues and loud Mariachi parties become the new ball game”

“Will you be willing to join this special HOA and Vigilante committee?”

“Before our once beautiful town becomes just another third world city”

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Growing Up Pissed

The violence continues. Mental illness again had won out with a boy who was pissed

The world was against him, it offered no hope and he felt completely dissed

The anger had started early and eventually turned him into a social outcast

The memories were vivid. The slights and hurt of not fitting in were flooding in from the past

Current leadership constantly emphasizes your hopes and dreams are hindered by those who have it better

The loathing started in elementary school with the taunts and snickers. Yes, he heard them all and the hatred began to fester

Hiding his face in his pillow at night all he saw were the kids laughing at him

He knew one day he’d be the one laughing when the blood is draining from their wounds and their life light begins to dim

Current leadership has allowed violence to be celebrated as a way for social change

What difference is it to kill a baby a day before birth or gun them at nine as reasoning has crossed the line to deranged

Having passed the eighteenth year of mental abuse, both real and imagined, the mandatory purchase of the gun was now logical

The gun had been calling for action since it was purchased. It was time to right all the wrongs even though the hurt was all psychological

It was time to act. The TV coverage would be huge and everyone would remember his act for years to come

Entrance to the school was easy. Everything was unlocked and no one was armed, he smiled as he flicked the safety off with his thumb

The violent society had rewarded another tragedy and all should be horrified as leadership looked and sounded sincere

But leadership will point their fingers and continue to prioritize violence. Property damage and assault is okay, killing babies is approved but killing children is too severe

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Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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I Don’t Want To Hear It!

War had been declared. He shouted half of the population were extremists, it was them against him

Eighty one million had voted for this flickering lightbulb of an old man but were under the impression he wasn’t so dim

He’d been a career politician for over 40 years yet any American would be hard-pressed to name any successes

It hasn’t taken the voters long to realize a mistake at the ballot box can unleash a tyrant with all the power he possesses

In reality, a coward hiding behind his office, he uses the White House and Camp David to his advantage

The power is now his, as he feels he is a supreme ruler and it’s his country to mismanage

Every poll has this dottering vacant shell with numbers unprecedented in their depth

It would take a solid citizen and a bigger person to admit their mistakes but don’t hold your breath

Because if this man were a pulled string on a sweater the whole garment would unravel

His handlers realize this by his refusal to take questions and very limited travel

Thankfully the P-words have been a blessing to this man’s war on everything that made America great

Pandemic and Putin have been the perfect foils as his disdain for the rights of citizens, he continues to desecrate

Open the borders and give illegals free passage while making the Mexican cartels powerful and rich

Be influenced by Chinese payola through your cheating son while bellowing your snarky salesperson’s denial pitch

Blame Russia for soaring inflation when shutting down the domestic oil industry caused the ripple effect to increase prices

The Fed has bumped their interest rate to slow the raging inflation, hoping for a soft landing as citizens can’t afford this Congress’ spending vices

Because this administration realizes, by losing their grip on the American people, they have royally screwed up and formed a position to squelch free speech

Now the old coot won’t have to listen to dissenting opinions while slurping from his sippy cup on the Delaware beach

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Kill The Baby; Keep The Gun

In documents obtained through a source known only as Wormy Leaker, the ruling party reached a historic decision

A compromise had been agreed to by both parties. The new law states babies may be killed for up to six months after birth but everyone gets to keep their guns with no fear of prison

The ruling party stated in their secret memo in order to control the middle class abortions are necessary and the guns are needed so the elites can protect their assets

The huge spike in crime had risen to the point that politicians and celebrities were being robbed, car jacked and continually harassed with ominous threats

This decision was reached after a previous leak from the high court overturning Roe v. Wade caused untold violence and disarray

The ruling party’s knee-jerk reaction was to immediately pack the court with subservient judges unable to lawfully reason but only there to obey

Surprisingly, Congress defeated this inclination as many seats were coming up for re-election and the incumbents didn’t want to lose their free lunch

Because even if the rest of the world realizes there is no free lunch, that matters not to this bunch

So an alternative plan was needed to quickly appease the vocal and riotous left leaning mob

This group’s number had swollen to monstrous size outside the court house as none of the protesters had a real job

In order to appease all, a moment of brilliance in the 11th hour, happened to the man with applesauce dribbling off his chin

Asked the rhetorical question. “What is the one thing the right loves more than their own kin?”

Of course the answer would be a closet full of guns and a rifle rack in every pick up truck

And since everyone on the right already owns guns, we can let them think they won, we get to kill the babies and I won’t look like a schmuck

So expect the ruling any day that you get to keep your guns, and we continue to kill the babies

And we can promote it as “it ain’t perfect, but we’re doing it for votes, er ah, I mean all the ladies”

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