
One cannot turn on a TV these days without being forced to watch a gambling ad
These commercials all seem innocent enough, bet a dollar to win a hundred with just a touch of your keypad
It all started with the state run lottery, to help the education system scratch a ticket, play the numbers and win a chance at the mega bucks
Of course for most people it’s money spent that can’t be recovered to pay the bills and that’s what sucks
Now the lottery has competition from sports betting and TV stations own betting parlay
So before this new administration taxes it’s working citizens into oblivion a national lottery should be thrown into the gambling fray
Odds can be given to bettors on the current gossip or political scene
For instance, currently at 10:1 are the odds being given when Meghan will be called a back stabbing goldigger by the Queen
For the first time patient player, a fools bet would be the date Trump concedes the election and stops his rigged rant
At 25 million to one what’s the harm in a dollar bet and then wait for him to recant
For the real players a good longshot bet at 10,000:1 would be when Jen Psaki actually answers a question
With the over/under at 1832, it might be a better wager to see how many questions she can consecutively field while providing her usual ambiguous phrase of deflection
Also getting odds is Biden’s new red flag gun proposal intended to help identify unstable people and will hopefully also apply to the Congressional House
Because at a little better than even odds it’s just a matter of time before a representative’s sordid past is exposed and proclaimed a nut job by his spouse
This money making scheme is endless, just imagine the odds you could get if when standing near a heat source how long it would take for all the Botox to drain from Pelosi’s face
And in the contest for the worst administration ever would this group win show or place
The list could go on forever the authorized betting parlors’ phones would be ringing off the hook
By adding 5 trillion more debt to the taxpayers bill in less than 90 days, Americans need a shot at big money before the government lays claim to their check book
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