Feeling left out that you didn’t get to participate by voting multiple times in in a Battleground State?
Think about how much better you’ll feel when under the tree is the brand new board game that gives you the opportunity for an election system to desecrate
This game is designed to give the players the thrilling feeling of rigging an election
The directions are easy, anyone can play and cheating is encouraged as there will be no neutral inspection
Any number of players can play and each is dealt ten illegal ballots and one software glitch
Also a stack of cards are placed upside down in the center of the board to help the chosen candidate’s election go without a hitch
These cards are to be drawn every time the opposing candidate’s numbers begin to surge
For instance one card gives the media favored candidate the right for an opposition ballot purge
Another card changes the long standing rule when mail in ballots may be received
This is called a super card that virtually guarantees victory as the player drawing this can ignore state legislatures and set his own rules leaving the opposition feeling deceived
Other cards include poll workers being able to trash ballots, postal workers authorized to back date ballots and of course a list of citizens long since dead
Imagine the joy on the face of your great great great grandfather when into the ballot box his name is fed
Oh yes, the fun goes on non-stop until someone draws the card that says the news media can call a winner
Also included is a template so you can produce as many ballots as needed on your own printer
So why miss out on the fun? Put this game on your Christmas list
Because now it’s only a matter of time before Christmas will be ordered to cease and desist.