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The Media might be doing a Little Fence Sitting

2021 has come and gone. Congress has reconvened and the first 100 days are long since over

After four plus years of Trump bashing with or without actual facts, 2021 was supposed to be the year the MSM rolled in clover

They had achieved an unwritten goal of destroying a way of life and obtaining a socialist aspiration by swaying the US to the left

The social media had bombarded the voting public with daily updates about all things white being racist and had Trump whining about election theft

The nightly network news was able to amplify every misstep by politicians and police to fit their narration

Leaving only the snarky Fox group to sound the trumpets for the right leaning organization

But like any bully given a little power, the left tried to claim all their toys in an unimaginable spending spree

The power grab was highlighted by talking heads shown on national TV slandering all who disagree

But a surprising thing happened to these mouth pieces after a very bumpy year of repeated daily exposure

To stay ahead, the media turned on these government puppets when their lying and cheating came under full disclosure

The list goes on and on as Biden’s son was caught influence peddling with the enemy, Fauci was tied to Big Pharma and the Wuhan lab, Pelosi had to justify her stock trading, and AOC was sure everyone wanted sex with her

The MSM was salivating and hungry for for any story to keep their failing ratings out of the dumpster

CNN was on the verge of losing their nightly broadcast ratings to air fryer infomercials and their once smug personalities might be considering part-time gigs at a wet t-shirt joint

In a course of one short year they became cheerleaders for the worst year in American modern history as their tired voice became synonymous with the verb disappoint

Their nightly faces plastered all over the HD screens were looking less like admired broadcasters and more like mug shots on a wanted posters

Middle America had grown tired of of being force fed slanted talking points on every newscast by the elitist east and west coasters

So like chameleons on the branch of a tree their colors mysteriously began to change

Board room bean counters demanding better ratings advised their writers the choice of being employed or a target on a shooting range

These politicians will soon be handed their walking papers in landslide victories by the right leaning opposition

It would be advisible for the networks to seek higher ground on the crown in the middle of the road in an effort to not provide additional ammunition

Because broadcasting while bowing to a party’s uncompromising position, might be reflected in the horror of losing your high profile job and having to work for a living

That will only be expanded by having to answer to your viewership for the hardships they are now facing and that may prove to be unforgiving

Biden vs Mr Zippy the Chimp

The party had once again spoken. The primary was now down to a single human candidate

The rest of the democrats had their moments both in the spotlight and now on stage but failed the debate

Vice President Harris again proved she is little more than a scripted mouthpiece with an annoying giggle

Elizabeth Warren was loud but previous falsehoods and finger pointing had left no room to wiggle

Pete Buttigieg tried to reassure the public of his abilities but had no logical explanation of the supply issues happening on his watch

Hillary announced her candidacy but the party quickly kicked her to the curb as they did not want her having the power for another election to botch

With the runoff ballots printed and the majority rule in place, that only left President Biden and Mr Zippy the roller skating chimp

The ape had put on quite the political show screaming into the mic, rollerskating in circles while tooting his horn, slinging poo, and wearing his campaign slogan stating “Biden is a Wimp”

The monkey’s handlers made sure the voting public knew world leaders weren’t shaking in their boots when Biden spoke

They could care less about what this man said as they knew he always cowed to the crowd that is woke

Due to the invention of videotape, everyone knows that Biden lies, panders to his audience and then taking no questions, runs like a chicken

His action to end the pandemic in short order was hide at the beach and watch the nation with the virus be stricken

Hordes of sweaty confidants huddled feverishly about how to best harvest ballots this time around to ensure a win

The mainstream and social media were at a loss as no amount of false narratives or censorship could cause people now just getting by to believe that spin

And slinging crap at the opponent was now off the table as the monkey was very adept at that sport

So Biden was caught at the podium with the eyes of a deer in the headlights as his former voter base was giving Mr Zippy their support

It was a bad first year. Biden slipped and crashed in monkey poo with every step. His numerous failures were not a good look

He played the American people for fools, misjudged his own prominence, and the popularity of his opponent was just another step he mistook

Make A Mandate Better Again

The new candidate stepped up to the mic to address the crowd

The assembled group was sparse as anyone with a dissenting opinion was disallowed

The media all trained their cameras on this individual in eager anticipation

Staring out from the podium the candidate began to speak. “Hello my name is Victor Variant and I’m controlling this election with or without your cooperation”

“I’ve heard all the spiels from the previous elected officials and frankly they know nothing about me”

“Oh, they ordered up jabs, masks and lock downs. They’ve flattened the curve, closed down schools, businesses and blamed every death in the last two years on my killing spree”

“But I will tell you this. I’m going to be involved in every world wide event both current and future and the outlook is dim”

“My goal is adding to the desperation of the global population and keep everyone’s eyes vacant and their expressions grim”

“I was created by evil people in a restricted lab to control the populace as dictated by their fluctuating science”

“Now handcuffed by my own ever morphing power, the best these small-minded individuals can accomplish is issue weekly data, new restrictive laws and with the help of inept leadership order compliance”

“I won’t need a running mate for I’ll be around as long as I’m able to mutate”

“I’m sure the candidates will all line up for the primaries and present their meager ideas during a televised debate”

“I won’t have to say one word, one cough from me and like Afghanistan, it’s everyman for himself as they scramble for the door”

“Let me be on record to promise I’ll do my job of ridding the planet of the ignorant, the elderly and the poor”

“We’ll be able to start a new world inhabited by those few that emerged unscathed and managed to survive”

“Just like roaches under a rock, this group will be able take over the former infrastructure, reproduce and thrive”

“The new world will be ruled by a very few elites living in a protected bubble but most will exist in the ant colony their life most resembled”

“Those in power can then set their own rules about how society is regulated and assembled”

“So just remember on election day, it doesn’t matter whether you vote for a conservative or one who has awoken”

“A vote for whoever is a vote for me, Victor Variant, as together we will Make A Mandate Better Again”

Joe’s First Trip Around The Board

The dice had been rolled and Joe with the highest number had his pick of game pieces

He picked the top hat as he had spent 40 years standing in the shadows doing nothing as his little man frustration increases

He chose a running mate based solely on gender and race not on experience or qualifications

She was anointed strictly to vacuum votes but now was rallying her own troops to take command based on Joe’s shaky limitations

So stepping up to Go he rolled a six and slowly counting the squares landed on Oriental Ave

A tricky arrival as this was the home of the pandemic but this location had also been lining his son’s pockets and therefore his so he kept his head down as crossing them would be taboo

He had been hoping to land on Connecticutt so he could travel to his beach house and call a lid

That way he could hide from questions from his once fawning press and venture out only for a catastrophic event, God forbid

Next roll had him land on the Electric Company, the future of the Green New World

The country would soon be powered by landfill clogging toxic batteries and littered with giant ugly pinwheels that whorled

Snake eyes took him straight to Community Chest where he drew the card reading collect 50 dollars from every player

He could then donate this hard earned money to the blue cities to increase social worker positions to fight escalating crime at the discretion of the liberal mayor

A roll of three and he safely made it past New York Ave with the chaos of the Cuomo brothers, their new nutty governor and landed on Free Parking

He could hide there, not worry about public gaffes, take orders from his strategists and have a specific agenda for the future trip he would soon be embarking

Rolling a five he landed on a railroad whose value had greatly diminished as the goods they usually carried were currently languishing off the coast

Claiming he solved the supply issues his red headed mouthpiece issued the news. “We saved Christmas.” She would boast

A ten showing on the dice landed him on Pennsylvania Ave and immediately after his stiff legged jog to the White House his new puppy dumped on the floor

Another snake eyes and he landed on Chance and pulled the Get Out Of Jail Free card that he’d hold on to in case his former dealings were exposed and became too much to ignore

Snake eyes again and Luxury Tax stated pay $75. Joe just waved that on to the taxpayers as items like food, shelter and gas were now considered an amenity

He’d now survived one trip around the board but is realizing he has found the job overwhelming and was hoping by now for peaceful serenity

But he has three more circuits around the board to make and is running out of variants to hide behind

Within the next six months he’ll show the world what he’s made of and unfortunately the world will realize he really is out of his mind

Keeping The Puppets In Line

“Whoa! You there get back in line” shouted one of the supervising henchman

The regime had seized control once the Uniparty staged their own intervention

The new five fingers of government were there to make sure all toed the line

With the new ruling party each had an equal share of the money pie once they agreed to align

The DOJ assured that all rules and regulations would be strictly enforced and promote the socialist and New Green Deal ideology

Climate change now lines all pockets of the elites thinly disguised behind the mantra of a better ecology

Big Pharma now sets their own rules and mandates as the pandemic was a true windfall

By forcing the use of vaccine passports all movement is restricted and the CDC gets to play hardball

Sound the alarm on the biannual variant, demand a new jab or we’ll lock you down

Though technically having no authority over anything they get to throw their weigh around

The Big Government finger has now formed the perfect uniparty headed by the Demopublicans all career politicians

To keep their bellies filled from the public trough, putting all citizens under their thumb is their only mission

Big Corp following their green guidelines keeps all in line with their restricted supply chain

Limit frozen foods, ration beef as an environmental hazard and clothing can only be manufactured in three sizes to lessen greenhouse gases and acid rain

Big Tech gets to really flex it’s muscle by now approving all items posted on the internet

Anything other than socialist praise, dancing cats and unfocused vacation pics is prohibited as that may be a threat

Entertainment consists of shows featuring low browed contestants in illicit relationships, the 27th season of NCIS, and bad movies of an uninteresting superhero

All approved by an entirely absent President hiding for days on end with the only audible noise being the fiddle of Nero

Gee Adolph, You Shoulda Had Twitter

It seems that back in the 1930’s when Hitler assumed power, he expected his people to read more than a couple of phrases

He wrote books and newspaper columns expecting comprehension by his followers as they sang his praises

Imagine what he could have accomplished with better technology and access to the Jack and Zuck show

He could then use many of his quotes so his believers would instantly nod in agreement to the logic behind his murderous intent and countries to overthrow

For instance one gem was, “It is quite special secret pleasure how many people around us fail to realize what is really happening to them”

This applies to today’s American citizens as they would rather view pictures of sunsets through vacationing friends toes than deal with the current mayhem

We have to put a stop to the idea that it’s part of everybody’s civil rights to say whatever he pleases”

This connects directly with today’s society, should a conservative state their beliefs online and instantly their account freezes

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future” And it’s too bad this expression was already taken as today’s Teachers Unions would have used it first

We are exposed daily how the public school systems are turning out functional illiterates while teaching living in America is the worst

The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjugated races to posses arms”

Again Hitler was an early instructor to the New World Order. An armed population would be responsible for setting off many levels of government alarms

Finally the DC mantra and is counted on by adhering to another Hitler quote. “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think”

So raise a toast to Jack and Zuck. Spew the liberal hatred and upload videos of your cat playing the piano but don’t say anything conservative or you’ll be canceled quick as a wink

Adolph would have been liked by millions on his Facebook page and followed by multitudes on Twitter

Because the gullible like to be led. No thought is needed to not look past media worship and what they portray as glitter

If You Believe It Then You Done Been Gaslighted

Back in the day under the evening streetlights chasing moths and tag were fun games to play

This was before the games of today that have evolved into drive by shootings, car jackings and running from pepper spray

Kids played with other neighborhood kids because that is what one did

Now the new norm is a kid has to pass muster according to a new set of rules and if not fun is not allowed God forbid

It appears the last two generations of parents have fallen for the social media trap of gaslighting

According to new schools of thought it’s not okay to voluntarily form friendships based on personality, they must be initially approved or sparks will be igniting

Social media has assumed the lofty perch of supreme ruler and they alone can approve, intimidate, badger, shame, dox or slander at will

Find a person that doesn’t toe the line, speaks their mind, or bow to some pompous tyrant and social media closes in for the kill

The term gaslighting originated from a British stage play and a film starring the scheming Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman as the new bride and her foray into near insanity

Footsteps in the dark, missing pictures, and gaslights dimming were all orchestrated by Boyer’s greed and toxicity

Fast forward from 1944 and social media has become the new poisonous Gaslight featured actor

Differ in thought or speech and the wrath of social media will be unleashed as you would be considered a socialist detractor

Wheather it’s the mainstream news, social media, or instiution, pick one pick all they’re coming for your independence

So put down your phone, close that laptop, and turn off the boob tube before you find yourself meekly answering “here” advising the leftist government you’re in attendance

Dragging Poor Old Jim Crow Around

Once again the narrative required dragging poor old Jim Crow around

It is proclaimed the State of Georgia has passed into law rules designed to keep people of color down

This places an unfair burden on minorities was the rallying cry

But truthfully the laws passed enhanced all peoples’ ability to vote but they instead listened to the President’s lie

He claimed the new rules hearkened back to the Jim Crow era when black people and poor white trash had to pass literary tests to vote

Latin textbooks were given to potential voters and when the script wasn’t comprehended the assembled democrats all had reason to gloat

Back then restrooms, water fountains, rail cars and theater balconies were all assigned by skin tone

Somehow this race baiting pandering President became confused over standard voting rules and his comments became overblown

He seems focused on a rule no one can approach someone standing in line with water or snacks

Gee Mr President that has always been a rule that no one can approach a voter line inside 150 feet and this wasn’t aimed at blacks

Remember how in westerns (and currently today) the bars were always closed on election day

The same applies here as all voters have a right to enter the polling place without being accosted by anyone with any message they might try to convey

There can be no argument over voter ID whether voting in person or by mail

This eliminates any accusations of ballot box stuffing or votes by people who have long since bit the dusty trail

So woke companies might try reading through the new laws before jumping into the cancel culture parade

If a group boarding a Delta jet used a library card as their ID and all had ticking suitcases the other passengers just might be dismayed

And Coke would hate it if people standing in concession lines were shown pictures of diabetic amputees

So before bowing to some small vocal groups’ portrayal of suffering victims the companies really need to dot their i’s and cross their t’s

Finally another gutless major league sports franchise pulled their Atlanta bound all-star game

Furthering the disgrace that professional sports has become and that’s a shame

Therefore if President Biden and his lapdogs want to continue to spread his lies

He needs to be man enough to back up his Jim Crow claims by answering real questions and all that implies

What Was Once History Is Now History

All he had to do to reach Washington was conduct a massive media fueled mail-in campaign

Not taking questions and cloistered in his basement keeping leftist policies hidden so he had no need to explain

His rallies were low key affairs attended by about two dozen supporters

Make that one dozen as the balance were boot licking reporters

The over hyped virus ravaging the country was a lucky political break

The mail in ballots poured in while the in person voters unnerved by all the media hand wringing did not partake

It was easy to shut down classrooms by waving the omnipresent covid wand rendering the population government dependent

Hiding behind the bullying Teachers Union using the hysterical cry that death to all was imminent

The kids when returning to the classroom will now be under the influence that all old history is to be ignored

Learn that motivation, hard work and dedication are traits to be abhorred

Pride in your school, team and America is old school thought

Sneer at the sacrifice and lives lost keeping America free in battles fought

Learn to wear your causes on your sleeve and feel every slight in life is a personal attack

Take no responsibilities for your actions knowing some ratings hungry news outlet will pick up your slack

Turn protests into riots, pull down monuments and continue to eliminate history

If a government reliant population is considered Utopia why are people from other countries risking everything to just get in? Not seeing that remains a mystery

Well, I Guess We Could Secede

The fan blades had stopped turning as dripping brown matter had choked down the motor

The left lunatic fringe had achieved their goal and started their campaign to crush the non-left leaning American voter

Divide and conquer was their ideology but when in front of the fawning media the sermon was one of unity

But being played the fool was obvious by citizens in any party and not fooled by this amateurish show of alleged ingenuity

Big Tech backed by their new found crazed leftist power seized the moment by censuring anyone not worshiping at their feet

While the freshly empowered left was still a couple of months away from deciding who was really in the driver’s seat

Meanwhile the American worker is harboring that ever increasing eerie feeling that his rights are about to disappear

Feeling powerless as Howdy Doody in their own home with the new regime being the puppeteer

But are citizens really that vulnerable or might there be an alternative

Could a line in the sand be drawn with a possible solution for a moderate or conservative

What Washington doesn’t want the average citizen to realize is that individual holds all the cards

The old motto “Money talks bull poo walks” is a phrase that has brought down many courtyards

Control the taxes and when the current war chest is depleted suddenly those in power become all talk

Eliminate the two blue coasts some government subsidized urban areas and the new leftist agenda is on the sidewalk outlined in chalk

Thirty three states pooling their taxes would become a force Washington would need to handle

Compromise would happen no violence or protesting needed and the new president would be free to cover up his own scandal

These states could form their own Union representing all people with NO past or current elected official included

The Blue States could fund themselves by Silicon Valley, celebrities and highly overpaid sports stars as by the new Union they would be excluded

The defunded police could seek employment in the new Union and gangs could be used to enforce the Blue State laws

The migration of people to the new Union would be swift leaving the new administration clutching at straws

All people with skills and determination would be welcome and everyone would once again follow the Constitution and respect all’s rights

Because in reality fair trade, job satisfaction and a feeling of belonging is the ideology that unites

The Newly Blend Game

Cue the trumpets and let the Bridal March commence, it’s time again for the Newly Blend Game.

In this special edition we’re going to feature one special couple we’ll refer to as the geezer and the dame

The now politically correct lesbian host, Roberta beaming with pride introduced the two contestants as as Jojo and Kayla.

And went on to explain because of the importance of this new “it” couple the audience was hand picked to attend this gala

The other two couples will only be referred to as the right leaning American public and the Constitution

Also the host added that the selection panel didn’t have any hope for the second and third couple and is anticipating dissolution

So with the partners secluded backstage in a soundproof room the questions began

“Question number one, Kayla what would you say is your partners favorite breakfast?” “Oh golly, Jojo’s such a foodie but I’ll have to go with Ensure and and Raisin Bran”

“What about us?” asked contestants number two and three.

“We’re sorry, but you’ll have to speak only when spoken too,” stated the emcee

“Question number two, Kayla what did you say to Jojo on your first meeting?’

Well Roberta, the first time we met we were in front of a large audience and he was a candidate I planned on defeating

So I told him a story of a little girl on a school bus and informed him he believed in segregation.”

‘Okay Kayla, sounds like you had that story at the ready and turned it into a rather harsh recrimination”

“Finally Kayla, what would you say was the most unusual place you ever made whoopie?’

Easy one Roberta, we never made whoopie but I did let him smell the hair of a twelve year daughter of a democratic groupie.”

“Thank you Kayla and we’ll be right back to see how your partner answers right after this station break”

“Welcome back contestants, now is time to see how well you know your partner and it’s nice to see Jojo awake”

“Okay first question, what would your partner say when asked upon awakening what do you like to eat?”

Well depending on the time of day I like to eat applesauce and cream of wheat.’

“Your partner said you like to have Ensure and Raisin Bran,” stated Roberta as the wrong answer horn blared

“That’s okay Jojo we’ll call it correct, allowances are made as integrity doesn’t matter and you may be impaired”

“Question number two, what did your partner say to you the first time you met?”

I remember that one Roberta, she called me a segregationist and after being hounded by one reporter that description I’ve come to regret”

“I see Jojo, Finally what did your partner say when asked what was the most unusual place you ever made whoopie?”

Well Roberta I have no answer for that as we’ve never done it because I’ve become pretty droopy”

“Wow couple number one you’ve just won the grand prize. Johnny tell ’em what they’ve won”

“Yes couple number one you’ll be living the life of luxury when you embark on an all expense taxpayer paid trip to your private domain as multitudes bought your con”

“And contestants number two and three you’ve won the consolation prize”

“You get to sit back and watch society and the Americans’ dreams demise”

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