Biden

The Big Box Invitation To A Third World Takeover

The two pickups were parked at the Donut Palace, formerly a sub shop

Run by a Chinese family, all living in the back, barely scraping by as this town has turned into nothing more than a whistle stop

The train still passes the old depot but only stops when the harvested grain is to be loaded

And any thoughts of turning this once thriving community back to its former glory have long since eroded

The big box variety store opened the next community over drawing the shoppers there

First the jewelers left, then the clothing store, the hardware store downsized and the old VFW post fell into disrepair

The onetime picturesque town square is in inhabited by the downtrodden court house and the old World War II memorial

Now covered in pigeon droppings the proud monument once guarded the citizens in the area or so claimed the local newspaper in its last editorial

Now the buildings in the shopping district have been taken over by the Muslim people

As the call for prayer blasts from the former Baptist steeple

Small foreign businesses had opened up in the once thriving area as rent had dropped to pennies on the dollar

Propped up by NGO services and income from their business they were able to escape their self made third world squalor

Now in public schools some grades are being taught by Muslims in full burqa dress

Sharia law is practiced and taught while being clear those who reject the priciples have no chance at success

The pizza place with its choice of a wide variety of toppings now is very limited and takeout only as all the seats have been removed from the former freight car

The once lively sounds of Saturday night on the square have now been replaced by the bellows of frightened cattle waiting to have their throats cut at the abattoir

The former white collar citizens have taken flight as the businesses closed and the working tradesmen have all disappeared

Replaced by women hiding behind their clothes and stern looking men all with a beard

But this group votes as a bloc and soon the city council, the school board, and local law enforcement all adhere to Sharia law

The domino effect was complete. The big box store opens and kills multiple livelihoods while America seems unaware it is surviving its last hurrah

October 19, 2025 0

The Lamest Lynch Mob

The promise had been made, the suspects identified, and the criminal charges only need to be filed

The alleged complaints ranged from fraud, treason, and insider trading with many more charges that could be added from the list compiled

The President claims to hold all the cards to drain the swamp and send these lawbreakers to jail

But yet its been nine months and no one has even had to post bail

The usual suspects were in the lineup. Familiar faces to all

Each and every one had become fabulously wealthy on the taxpayer’s dime and none believed for a minute from their esteemed perch they would fall

Though the list is long, a few indictments would sooth some anger over their votes and Presidential choice

Just to see a couple white collar criminals in prison blues would cause many to rejoice

First up would be the despicable gnome, Dr Fauci who ruled the CDC and locked down the population

He annointed himself as supreme ruler of health and expected America to kowtow to every proclamation

Buisnesses closed, education was taught at home, and people turned on citizens due to his farcical rules

Then sitting by his pool in a chaise lounge and laughing at the Amercian people he treated like fools

Next would be President Biden himself. Funny how when he dropped out of the race people stopped praising him

Maybe it was because now people didn’t want to associate with his crooked family and a man who appeared quite dim

Suddenly the democrats threw in all their cards on an underwhelming Vice President who was instantly behind in her campaigning

The Biden cartel caused more hurt to America than anyone will ever know, by the way would someone like to buy a painting?

Then there’s Hillary whose nefarious schemes included the whole russian collusion lie, and classifed intel sent to her private laptop

And Chelsea bought her ten million dollar mansion in NYC allegedly using Haiti as her cash crop

Next chain gang candidate should be Adam Schiff and his mortgage fraud

Claiming two homes on opposite coasts as primary residences to secure favorable loans, he insists the charges are politically motivated so the right wing will applaud

Also involved in the Russian collusion and steadfast in his lie, charges might have to be filed here too

Yet they all walk free on a higher plane while the rest of us are all mired in the ever encroaching goo

But the Bionis, the Patels, and the Hegseths have done nothing with any of these complaints

Perhaps just maybe when the sheets are pulled back, America will see there are no saints

September 16, 2025 0

Archie Revisited

♫ “Boy the way America was played

Ploys that hid the big charade

Non-Binaries like us had it made

Those were the days

And you knew who you were then

Men were girls and girls were men

Mister we could use a man Joseph Biden again

Didn’t need no MAGA state

Only a few had to pull their weight

Gee our old EV ran great

Those were the days” ♫

Edy: “Oh Archie, I’m going to the market for a can of peaches in heavy syrup”

Archie: “Ah gee Edy, just watch out for guys wearing a red hat and driving a pickup”

Soy Boy: “Hey Arch, just because someone drives a pickup doesn’t make them a Trump backer”

Archie: “Ah Geez, Soy Boy, anyone driving a pickup probably is a republican and definitely a cracker”

Glory Bee: “Daddy, that’s not fair. You blast half the country because of what they drive?”

Archie: “That’s right little girl. All those people want to do is drink beer and cut our benefits so we don’t survive

Soy Boy: “Those people Archie!? Those people are what keeps America going”

“They’re the tradesmen, the truck drivers and the shelf stockers, doing their job whether it’s blazing hot or snowing

Edy: “That’s true Archie. Without them how would I get my can of peaches?”

Glory Bee: “Oh mama, here comes another of daddy’s speeches”

Archie: “So its speeches is it? Do any of these red hats sign my check?”

“No it’s the good old government and not some high school dropout redneck”

Soy Boy: “But Arch, without my check you wouldn’t be able to pay rent from what the government pays you”

Archie: “Let me remind you Soy Boy. Who put a roof over your head and food on the table and never missed a payment when rent was due”

Glory Bee: “It’s not our fault we can’t afford a house with the housing market the way it is today”

Archie: “Aha, so you need to live by my rules for you to stay

Edy: “Don’t listen to him, Glory Bee. Archie’s on his soapbox with those anti-MAGA slogans he loves to spew”

Archie: “Edy, stifle yourself will you”

August 13, 2025 0

Mi Casa Es Su Casa

The pot fields were immaculate, groomed by illegal migrants, some being unaccompanied minors

Pot farms designed to turn American’s minds to mush, these former vegetable greenhouses were the new gold rush forty-niners

The former cucumber farms were seen now as very profitable growing their own shade of green

Hiring people to tend their fields, paying minimum wage, with alleged citizenship papers never seen

Then the ice agents swooped in all dressed in black to scoop up the illegal workers for deportation

To send them back to their home country and take them from their families and occupation

While the protest outside the farm gates continued to grow and become violent

Throwing rocks, bottles and waving Mexican flags, the protesters stayed defiant

While the pot field bust was on-going, the City of Chicago was slashing teachers and support staff jobs to avoid bankruptcy

Continuing to throw good money after bad Chicago Public Schools were caught in their own web of liberal bureaucracy

In fifty-five of Chi-town’s public schools not one student met grade level expectations in reading or math

While taxpayers are expected to pay for this miserable performance and continue down the “spend our way out of it“ path

Seventeen thousand migrant kids are enrolled adding an estimated 410 million to the school’s budget in a failing system

Making some politicians, school administrators, and taxpayers question who is the real victim

Watching socialist politicians lambaste this federal administration’s attempt to reign in this insanity

The line in the sand had been drawn, America is still in favor of deportation in spite of the media’s constant drumbeat of inhumanity

The mugging of American values has started. Listen to the call to prayer blaring from the loudspeakers on Fridays in Times Square. The Elvis impersonators and drag queens have to silence their tourist trap routines

As the anti-American venom spews hatred toward dogs, pork, and uncovered women in jeans

Why are the flags from the countries of immigrants being waved on American soil?

And why are the people throwing rocks, assaulting officers, and demanding all America has to offer while to their home country, still loyal

The goal of unhinged greedy politicians is “Nuestras elecciones se convierten en las elecciones de todas”

Helped by Biden’s wide open borders, shady NGO’s and government assistance all provided by the socialist money flow

The foothold is already being established. The Somalians are a force in Minneapolis, a Muslim is running for mayor of New York City, and the undocumented people in the area surrounding LA

And as long as the greed driven politicians continue to be elected by the sheep, in their pot induced haze everything is A-okay

July 16, 2025 0

When Royalty is Treated as a Commoner

In 1881 Mark Twain wrote in his novel The Prince and the Pauper, “What dost thou know of suffering and oppression! I and my people know, but not thou”

Fast forward 144 years and a United States Senator, thinking he was entitled, barged into and without authorization, interrupted a press conference, something the security people could not allow

Unknown by most in attendance, Senator Alex Padilla thought his title enabled him to control the proceedings

Suddenly he was being dealt with as a commoner much to his dismay and pleadings

Hustled from the room, wrestled to the ground, and handcuffed he was treated as any unmasked citizen during the fake plague

Unmasked people were regarded as felons by the privileged about a questionable illness as the rules could be interpreted to fit the crime because the guidelines were quite vague

As Governor Newsom recently stated, “If they can handcuff a United States Senator for asking a question imagine what they can do to you”

But the citizens already knew. They forced lockdowns, ordered vaccines, closed schools, killed jobs, muddied women’s sports, fueled two wars, botched a withdrawal, opened all borders, poured money into a green deal, and pardoned a crooked family before they were through

The overlords didn’t care. They also owned main stream media

While the brainwashed gullible lined up to sing the rulers’ praises because for the last 25 years the despots owned academia

Twain furthermore stated in his novel, “The world is made wrong, kings should go to school to learn their own rules at times and so learn mercy”

Perhaps Mr Padilla learned a lesson in citizenship when he thought his Washington privilege included barging into a press conference chaired by Kristi

As very longtime Senator Schumer stated, “I just saw something that sickened my stomach, the manhandling of a United States Senator. We need answers as to what the hell went on”

Perhaps if the shoe was on the other foot and a seemingly unidentified unhinged individual barged into your press conference, your question might be withdrawn

Maybe as a pseudo king untouched by the growing violence orchestrated by crazed leftist agenda Mr Schumer might look at Mr Padilla’s treatment as uncalled-for

But can the same be said for State Senator Melissa Hortman when a mentally disturbed individual knocked on her door?

June 16, 2025 0

THE ONLY LAW West, er East of the Pecos

The tote board shown brightly under the spotlights. The judges names were all displayed in alphabetical order

All were in the contest to see who could out-adjudicate the others with topics ranging from civil rights to the southern border

The showdown was on. The judges were all there eyeballing the competition

They thought their recent rulings had taken precedence over the others and all were powered by their own volition

The American citizens watched in amazement as these silly characters paraded around in their robes

Most were Obama and Biden appointees but a couple of Carter’s choices had noticeable tufts of hair sprouting from their earlobes

More than half of the voters had voted for Trump and the policies he promised

They felt after 16 of the past 20 years of lies and deceit the man in the office might be a touch more transparent and honest

“We can’t have this ill advised idiot trying to turn America to the right” was the obvious intent

“So when he makes a statement or issues an order, give us just a minute and watch us dissent”

Points were then awarded by the ruling causing the most disarray

The first judge was smiling broadly as her ruling was to show Trump as antigay

But soon was put in check by another judge blocking the transfer of a transgender woman to a men’s prison

“That’s small potatoes” stated a judge whose stock and points had rapidly risen

This judge blocked an order banning transgender individuals from serving in the US military

It seems a lot of transgenders were enlisting under Biden’s leadership to receive free reassignment surgery while hoping not to face foreign hostility

With a large number of judges all lining up to make their case for the points involved

The points leader for the judge most likely to squash most true citizens rights went unresolved

It was then decided that a WEF 24 judge free-for-all cage match would determine the winner

With the last judge standing being first in line for a democratic Supreme Court appointment and a free chicken dinner

May 31, 2025 0

Trying To Talk Around That Big Foot

“What’s that you say?” “Mr President, could you please remove your foot from your mouth and speak clearly”

“I said Canada is considering becoming the 51st state,” said the President quite cavalierly

While stating that as a fact, Prime Minister Carney is trying to arrange a deal with European partners to become part of the defense industrial base

Once again Trump made a statement off the cuff and is now reinforcing a fictitious fact to not lose face

Much like trying to turn the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America he shoots before he thinks

But he knows his hand-picked toadies will line up to bend a knee even though his idea stinks

In February, once in office, Trump promised to end the Ukraine conflict in a day

Four months later Putin’s missiles and drones have the Ukrainian people diving for cover to keep from being blown away

Besides the democrats and the rinos in Congress need to keep the war chest thriving and feed their greed

Even if it means watching countless Russians and Ukrainians bleed

Stopping the massive caravans of illegal migrants at the border is to be considered a Trump success

However deporting just half the people here illegally isn’t as easy as Trump suggests

It seems the Constitution guarantees every person living in this country the right to due process

So all illegals have the right to a trial and those denied, their causes are taken up by the mainstream press

So in approximately 2212 the last migrant would have his day in court after being dead for 150 years

So he can be shipped back to his homeland the next Tuesday after his visa clears

It’s not easy cleaning up the Biden path of destruction this country was forced to accept

Pick a subject and someone behind the scenes was pulling the strings because they knew the featured puppet was inept

Robbing the citizens, granting political favors, and a disdain for the country is the democrats’ mission statement

Knowing Trump would sound like a pompous buffoon multiple time during the week (but at least he’s not hiding in his basement)

May 28, 2025 0

Everyone Wants Their Easy Money

More and more people are beginning to question the way of life of former generations

It seems that working a 40-hour week for a meager paycheck cuts into purchasing power, time off and luxurious vacations

The TV commercials show people driving fancy cars, splashing in azure seas, and seated in fine dining places

The broadcasts on television, movies, and internet all show citizens living the high life when your bank account shows you’re out of aces

It’s time to join the ranks of people loudly demanding their share of easy money and hold out your hand

No longer an idea or request it’s now a demand

Do claim the money is owed due to someone seven generations removed was forced into slavery

The settlement is long overdue as former ancestors stood up for their rights in a show of defiance and bravery

They died paupers owning virtually nothing but their pride and dignity had been partially restored

Now because an Aunt from six generations ago bore a child into bondage you feel entitled to a monetary award

Another form of easy money as shown on TV is the non-stop bombardment of legalized gambling

It used to be one would have to go to the track waiting on that hot tip to have the bettors scrambling

Vegas was always the ideal vacation and became the gamblers consummate destination

Sleep in a nice hotel, see a show, and wait for the perfect roll of the dice according to your own formulation

Now gambling is everywhere. Every sports show on TV is sponsored by multiple legalized betting sites

With one phone call a person can bet on team sports, individual sports, or some palooka’s Friday night fights

So from the comfort of your easy chair it’s easy to throw away your savings, your child’s college fund, and the titles to your cars

All because the tip you received was bogus about the injury to one of the team’s stars

Four years ago President Biden suspended college loan payments for the high interest government backed loans

The loans the current education systems told you needed to “keep up with the Joneses’ ”

Life has been good for 48 months with no installment payments made on the agreed upon debts

Suddenly the agreement is being enforced and the debtor is once again left with 20 years of regrets

Biden tried to buy votes by cancelling the loans and transferring the debt to the American working class

Even the Supreme Court didn’t agree to this nonsense and didn’t give this legislation a pass

So easy money has proven to be a pipe dream. If you are an American easy money just isn’t in the cards

It only works for illegal migrants who all send their regards

May 3, 2025 0

Back When Biden Could Write

Much has been written about Joe Biden’s Presidency and his use of the auto-pen to sign executive orders

Before it was discovered Joe’s brain was mush he actually signed commands concerning co-vid, climate change, and the nation’s borders

If one would examine the early orders carefully, they were designed to keep the citizens in line, destroy the current business model, and put money back in his pocket

Eventually the world found out the man lied continuously to suit his needs, insulted those who questioned him, and shout his way through a teleprompter speech

Then would immediately shuffle away, taking no questions and head for his private beach

Before the auto-pen boys took over, let’s look at the damage done when Joe could still sign his name

Remember at the time the pandemic was raging so Biden conveniently had Trump to blame

On day one Biden formed a co-vid task committee and issued a masking order for the federal work force

Soon the rest of America was breathing through a cloth mask as they trusted the science and the rules they endorse

Biden also signed an order allowing schools to open and close at their discretion allowing for in-person learning

Permitting unmotivated instructors to go through the motions of teaching from the luxury of their home with no reduction in what they were earning

Killing the oil industry was high on his list with Executive Order 13990. Placing a moratorium on gas and oil leases in the Arctic, revoking the permit for the Keystone Pipeline, and rejoining the Paris Agreement

Immediately going after women, he signed EO 13988 bringing an end to women’s sports with his trademark sneer and his creepy whisper though contemptable was vehement

Finally with EO 14004 Biden guaranteed all able bodied transgenders access to the US Military and the services they provide

A boon to all looking for gender affirming surgery leaving the cost of medical care to the taxpayers and draping a flag from the White House honoring gay pride

Once the staff realized Jill was calling the shots and Biden signed everything that was placed in front of him

They dug out the auto-pen as the Prez was only upright a few hours a day and even then his eyesight was dim

So aim the country toward socialism and rubber stamp his name to all the latest greedy schemes

While robbing the citizens of everything they ever believed in, worked for, and crushing their American dreams

March 17, 2025 0

There was a Crooked Congress that Rode a Crooked Train

The crazy clock that is Washington just keeps a spinning

The DC time piece resets every four years, so a new countdown is only beginning

With the Celebrity Apprentice in charge and Moondoggie as his assistant the formerly smug democrats are scheming frantically for their political lives

Grasping at hearsay, conspiracy theories, and looking for new leadership while hoping anyone survives

Enlisting the aid of partisan appointed federal judges in a desperate attempt to head Trump off at the pass

Or at least keep him at bay while escaping Washington in anything powered by reliable gas

All the talk is centered on the frenzied USAID spending projects when members of congress are guilty of earmarking their own pork projects

The massive 2741 page OMNIBUS spending package approved in 2022 included more that 4000 earmarks over 360 pages that no one inspects

No one read it. No one cared. The blatant money grab was so the elected officials could say “look what I did for you”

Majority Leader, Chuck Schumer himself was connected to 142 earmarks not caring once for the American citizens he was about to screw

Like swarming guppies at feeding time most of congress threw their personal requests into the package

Making a yes vote be heard when the pork heavy package is put to a vote and the democrats had the advantage

So the special interests and their various contractors were gearing up with champagne and caviar for their “party favors”

Spending the little guys money and treating them like suckers, this is the kind of function Washington savors

And all this pork was rolled into the spending bill under the guise of keeping the federal government from shutting down

While the rest of the world stands around with their hand held out waiting for cash from the biggest ATM around

Milking the Americans has potentially reached the end of the line

Flooding the US with migrants was all by design

Control the peasants with small government benefits and little to call their own

Was the aim of Washington and the power behind the throne

But Biden short-circuited and his replacement couldn’t cobble together a coherent thought

And the once formidable gravy train came to a screeching halt, ruined by a lust for power, greed, and two people that couldn’t be bought

February 11, 2025 0

The Hit Dogs Will Holler

Samuel Jones Porter’s famous quote stated, “throw a stone into a crowd of dogs and the hit dogs will holler.”

Perhaps the quote should be re-phrased as the politicians that holler the loudest are the ones afraid of losing their easy dollar.

The Trump pick to head the Health and Human Services Department confirmation hearing has created quite a commotion

The paranoia from the Big Pharma propped up democratic senators showed in their emotion

Screaming like a banshee, Elizabeth Warren demonstrated her unhinged instability by her rants in front of a television nation

Looking for her big “Gotcha Moment” RFK deflated every accusation

Bernie Sanders tried to bark at RFK with questions about his former company’s anti-vax slogans on babies’ onesies

Coming from left field with this line of questioning Mr Sanders was hoping to have RFK jerking like he was suspended from bungees

However it was Sanders in an exasperated denial that he was receiving money from Big Pharma

“No! No! No! No!” Was the only pitiable reply by Sanders when confronted with his own karma

Confucius once stated, “If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.”

As with the vast majority of politicians, they were never the smartest in the room but were just smart enough to see the end of this expense paid free ride beginning to loom

Unlike the democrat confirmations under Biden whose picks were based the leftist idea of diversity

And those picks praised by masses who themselves were amused by daily doses of abhorrent mindless television, attended drag queen shows with their children, and by liberal professors at any university

The people approved in the Biden confirmation hearings added to inflation, promoted military men in dresses, created two wars, and with a US funded disease isolated and killed the old

But now the chickens have come home to roost as those same Senators see an immediate end to their pot of gold

The RFKs, the Kash Patels, and the Tulsi Gabbards are the smartest people in the room

And it’s time to sweep out the pretentious, power and money hungry miscreants with one push of an American made broom

January 31, 2025 0

How Will We Ever Survive?

As the rotors turned lifting the Biden legacy from the Capitol grounds, the question is how will America survive?

America, once a powerful nation, had become a world-wide laughingstock as the economy, military might, and common sense values had all taken a nose dive

As the left tried to erase all history the rest of America was trying to wash the filth of Washington off its feet

The once thriving economy offering hopes and dreams to all now had citizens just trying to make ends meet

Ordered to mask up, social distance, and line up for the shot, the pretentious little man pushed his questionable vaccine

Seizing the opportunity to further line his pockets the administration pushed everything green

But electric vehicles proved a hindrance when needed in an emergency as they were constantly pulled off duty for a time-consuming recharge

Pumping money into the endless Ukraine demands the now unsustainable national debt grew quite large

But seeing the need for additional spending on the pork democrats wanted, the treasury department just printed more

Hamas backed the milquetoast policymakers into a corner with high definition violence and gore

Everyday citizens fought in retailer’s aisles for baby formula and toilet paper

The President couldn’t be bothered with the natural disasters causing the LA wildfires, Hurricane Helene, and the East Palestine train wreck vapor

He had more important thing to do like acknowledging multiple genders as the entire animal kingdom looked on in disbelief

As evidenced by, at the time, the Department of Energy transgender employee and luggage thief

Defacing and tearing down monuments dedicated to America’s past warts and all as leftists wanted to tell their own version and rewrite history

Why destruction of America’s past seemed important to this short-sighted movement still remains a mystery

Biden pulled his white supremacy lecture on numerous occasions and justified his arrogance by naming a black Vice President who would end up pulling the plug on his second term

As America realized their President was nothing more than a babbling degenerate and mentally infirm

Hoping to get the votes from the millions of illegal migrants streaming across the border

He ran out of time and tenure as his hand-picked VP lost the race while millions from the Third World watched in horror

His final gesture to cement his legacy was to pardon his crooked family to become the sleaziest President on record

Once on the departure helicopter, the only thing he failed to do was moon the public when he was on board

January 21, 2025 0

Its Different When Its Your House On Fire

The news teams were running, trying to keep up with the fire. The burning embers were igniting everything in it’s 75/mph path

The local and state politicians were serving up massive portions of word salad trying to escape their citizens wrath

The photo op governor was caught in the act of lying to one distraught lady

This, the same man in years past, seen dining at an upscale restaurant while locking down the rest of the state as he’s always been shady

The mayor was in Africa living high on the taxpayers dime attending an inaugural event while her city burned

Obviously from her slow response time to this crisis she wasn’t to be bothered or concerned

A drone damaged one of the two Super Scooper airplanes used to drop 1500 gallons of water on the blaze

And the smoke from the fire made breathing difficult and visibility limited due to the haze

Firetrucks sat idling waiting to enter some neighborhoods as abandoned vehicles had to be moved as the only road in they were blocking

The formerly disparaged cops were checking ID’s to keep the criminals and homeless from looting anything not smoldering and worth hocking

The Governor had previously waved his regulation wand and forced insurance companies to toe HIS line like previous communist tyrants

Due to California regulations on insurance companies keeping them from raising their rates, the companies cancelled the homeowner policies with their clients

Back up water reservoirs were not filled as an endangered sardine sized fish might be left unprotected

However, the president in a moment of clarity did promise 100% of recovery expenses paid for the first six months or so he directed

The sound of these news conferences came through the tinny speakers of the portable TV the young mother had set on a table

The shivering woman had knocked most of the snow off the walls of her tent and tucked the blanket around the sleeping child as much as she was able

Still waiting on FEMA money from the total devastation in North Carolina delivered by the hurricane in September

While celebrities were crying in LA for the cameras because they had lost everything two days ago. She quietly hoped someone in DC might take a moment to remember

The treatment in this predominately republican area has gone from political double-talk to conditions positively inhumane

As she tearfully watches this administration promise $150 billion more to the people of Ukraine

January 10, 2025 0

When Is Enough, Enough?

The contemptible treatment of American citizens continues in full force. Yet we stand by and watch this behavior evolve

Bomb a few here, run down a few there, drain America’s resources, and throttle America’s resolve

Watch as parents and relatives mourn the latest deadly incident

As unarmed people going about their business are gone in an instant

Gathered around their sets America watches as clueless members of the FBI and local law enforcement stumble through politically correct remarks

Delivered by the unprepared person hired because they checked the proper gender and skin color boxes while kissing the proper ass as their new career embarks

Fast-tracked to positions of authority due to DEI directives

And taught by example the ability to hide behind woke perspectives

“It’s okay, America’s safe,” is the stated mantra of the politicians

While the third world migrants pray to their gods and stockpile munitions

“Everything’s fine,” states the father around the dinner table trying to quell the look of fear in a little one’s eyes

As two doors down that “nice quiet” man on his table is laying out his bomb making supplies

Surely it can’t happen here, this kind of stuff only goes on in cities with a large population

And watching tragedy after tragedy unfold as the third world free loaders rejoice in murderous celebration

Meanwhile, the American populace is pushed aside with a second rate education, insurance governed healthcare, political regulations, and in checkout lines

But you’re considered a racist to oppose this current administration’s indisputable woke designs

America is at a turning point. Mayberry and Leave it to Beaver are long in the rearview mirror

Goober now has no gender and uses different pronouns and the new Beaver is a lot queerer

So the pampered ignorant march and hold their third world flags high praising the current ruthless dictator

As the people they are praising busy themselves for an all out holy war on all natural citizens as their doctrine allows them to be the only true American hater

January 2, 2025 0

Its All George’s Fault

When did it become a sin for children but fashionable for politicians to lie?

Lying today has become so blatant the politicians don’t feel obligated to deny

But kids on the other hand are expected to toe the line anytime they fib

A stern look from parents or teachers can easily result in a false ad-lib

Loss of privileges, being grounded, or banished to their room seem to always be the results

“But why” is the response as the punishment is doled. It now seems flagrant lying is only reserved for adults

Politicians for years have engaged in this practice. George Washington really didn’t chop down the cherry tree.

Politicians now just look you in the eye, tell their falsehood, and state “they’ll guarantee”

In the past 40 or so years Presidents (and numerous other politicians) have lied to the American people with a straight face

The citizens swallowed the fabrications since it probably didn’t directly concern them rather than calling the bald-faced liars a national disgrace

George H Bush’s “read my lips; no new taxes” was cast into the pool and the people bought it hook line and sinker

Bill Clinton literally came next with his famous “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” causing massive eye rolling with any normal hormonal thinker

George W. Bush a couple years later declared “I’m a decider and I decide what is best”

Such as destabilizing the Middle East in the quest for weapons of mass destruction for which he became obsessed

“You can keep your doctor” stated Obama looking straight into the camera while shoveling out his healthcare plan

The plan that forced people to not only buy his health insurance but to pay for others because you can

“Mexico will pay for the wall” was the rallying cry for Trump in his first campaign

The wall was only partially built and Mexico paid for it with illegal migrants with the number approaching ungovernably insane

So when Biden pardoned his son after saying he wouldn’t, he just added to his already large sackful of lies

He felt obligated to break his earlier statement as his own party had seen to his demise

Kids today have a hard time understanding the value of truth

Apparently it’s okay to openly lie as an adult but not as a youth

So whether it’s George with his hatchet or Joe with his various money laundering schemes

Lies only matter if you’re under twelve or so it seems

December 3, 2024 0

Is America Ready for a Woman?

In the recent Presidential election a woman candidate lost the contest to a male

This was the same man that if the democrats had their way should have been in jail

“Its misogny,” they screamed. “This man will set us back in time, and we’ll lose our rights”

“This woman is our only hope. She’s the one that unites”

Perhaps it wasn’t all a gender based victory, perhaps something else came into play

Just maybe America was tired of being held hostage by a very small but vocal group of malcontents that kept the citizenship in planned disarray

Looking back at women leaders in the past somebody in the Democratic Party should have realized there is a difference between crass and class

The average American worker for the past four years suffered through the indignity of every socialist lefty feeling empowered to harass

Princess Diana once said, “I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of feeling unloved”

America rose up this past Tuesday when they had a chance to stop being pushed and shoved

Much like Prince Harry and Meghan, the United States had grown weary of elitist attitudes, celebrity worship, and censorship of thought and speech

America came together to stop the person that was not selected by her own party but anointed before she could step into the breach

“When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they become all the more determined to struggle for a better future.” Stated Queen Elizabeth

Having seen America’s way of life rapidly deteriorate by the Washington elites, the voting bloc refused to cast their lot with

Hoping to eradicate history and blaze a new trail forward the democrats tried squelching basic freedoms, tore down monuments, pushed their own leftist policies, and hugely overspent

Goldie Meir, the fourth Prime Minister of Israel stated, “One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present”

America, long content with their lifestyle, through four years of hard knocks woke up to the corruption of this administration

The values taught in public schools suddenly vanished as America watched in horror at the Constitution desecration

Realizing the campaign was faltering the candidate could only claim women’s rights as being potentially completely demolished

Feminists from all walks of life were suddenly demanding all white men be abolished

“The feminists hate me, don’t they? And I don’t blame them. For I hate feminism. It is poison” So stated Margaret Thatcher

Another woman greatly admired both in leadership and stature

Spending massive amounts of campaign funds on disdainful advertising and rallies with high priced celebrities this candidate whiffed badly as the ball crossed the plate

The party was over as the last dancer twerked and the cackle receded into scripted speeches aimed at creating division and hate

So the chance for America to have a woman lead the country still awaits

But what we need is a woman ready and able to lead the United States

November 10, 2024 0

Still Waiting on an Apology

As the time for Biden’s Presidency winds down most of America is still waiting for the apology

With an umbrella covering his vacant bald head and his feet planted firmly in the sand perhaps he is composing his presidential anthology

That is if his brain is still capable of thought and is not burning with hatred towards his own party allies

His so-called political friends who until recently always had his back, he had now come to despise

Chapter one could contain his shutting down the pipeline and putting American energy dependent on foreign oil and Americans out of work

Knowing his dismal New Green Deal would line Biden pockets and was happy to give the American supply chain the middle finger and a smirk

Throwing open the border he allowed anyone with a heartbeat to cross into America securing all future votes

Caravan after caravan arrived at the southern border by foot, trains and boats

And disappeared into cities across the United States and plunge their respective counties into planned disorder

Assigning his Vice President to oversee the operation he cemented his legacy of hiding from the border

He then withdrew from Afghanistan in a manner that suggested pure timidity

Unable to negotiate with any foreign powers he dropped everything and ran. Scenes of Americans dying and our own military in full retreat has no defensible validity

But his Vice President was the last person in the room demonstrating her leadership abilities

Encouraging to say the least when faced with future hostilities

Furthermore public education spent two years masked up, social distanced, and remotely taught while the pandemic raged

Mandatory vaccines were ordered to keep one’s job as people lined up for Big Pharma’s poison while watching hospitals kill the elderly. People’s fears were never assuaged

Not fearing the United States and waving the signed Minsk Agreement, Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine

Money laundering came easy at that point as the Biden family, long on the Ukraine payroll, now had free reign

Itching to be looked as a real Commander in Chief, Biden personally oversaw the United States diplomacy in the Israel-Hamas War

If it wasn’t for being forced out of office his option of boots on the ground could have become a reality causing a huge international uproar

But that was yesterday and today is the day for socialist reflection

By calling half of America garbage and the angry demonstration on January 6^th an insurrection

It’s time for the Biden catastrophe to come to an end

But he won’t know it after spending 532 days on vacation, he’ll look at any free time as a Presidential dividend

So is an apology coming for turning America into a nightmarish mess?

Not going to happen as he has babies to bite, dirty money yet to pocket, and another six weeks to stay hidden from the press

November 1, 2024 0

It Lives!

The cold wind blew the clouds past the moon bathing the landscape in an eerie misty haze

The laboratory buried deep beneath the Demokratische Schloss was lit by the flame from the torches and a bluish glow from the cathode rays

Doktor Obama was putting the finishing touches on his proudest creation

For there on his table lay the work of the last three years, the creature that would make him the undisputed ruler after the historical migration

His path to this moment had been slow and pitted with adversity

Knowing unlimited accomplishments were on the horizon his formula for success depended on his definition of diversity

Make Americans ashamed of their successes and tear down individual achievement in schools

Celebrate mental illness and lawlessness through music, judgements, and treat Americans as fools

Then pipe this this nonsense through the airwaves until the citizens begin to drink the kool aid

Show the TV ads, promote socialist media figures, and censor freedom of thought through this nonstop leftist crusade

Starting slowly this vile doctor first created his mate. Sending Igor out to rob the graveyard he realized the mistake only after he flipped the switch for the life giving charge

Igor had slipped into the cemetery and stolen the body of a recently deceased linebacker leaving Dr Obama with a mate that is quite large

Passing this creature as female was quite easy. The press fawned over every staged joyous occasion

And thereby gauging the acceptance of oblivious Americans, the doctor prepared for the invasion

His next project short circuited too early to complete his vision

His hand built robot had a putrid brain and his incoherent speeches and stumbling gave the appearence of disease stricken

It turns out Igor bought the parts needed for this obsessive phobic from a caretaker at the local asylum

Skimming off the top, Igor found a box labeled “discontinued senile parts” so he’d bought some

This mumbling angry creature had come to a stop four years before its expiration date

So the evil doctor rather than recharge pulled the plug after the first debate

In a hurry to complete his own utopia, Dr Obama immediately pulled out a beta version of a creature that had never worked and no one liked

And by manipulating the vacuous press suddenly everyone surrounding the doctor was instantly psyched

Once brought back to life after Obama pushed the switch marked Revive, a cry was heard, “it lives!”

And in response the creature made a strange cackling sound and replied “to all the illegal migrants, trannys needing surgery, and weapons for Ukranine, we’ll make sure America gives”

October 24, 2024 0

No Illegal Bugs Cross Our Borders

The California Department of Food and Agriculture has some of the strictest laws of bug and animal enforcement in the land

Without approval at the border stations most fruit, vegetables and animals are banned

“The importation or smuggling into California of live plants and plant products or unapproved, uninspected, or uncertified wild or domesticated animals will have serious legal and financial consequences for the persons involved”

Straight from the CDFA webpage this is how the destruction of California’s food source was solved

Bring a grapefruit on a camping trip from Arizona, bring Fluffy the cat without proper paperwork, or a Wandering Jew to hang in the window, and you’ll be in violation

But humans can stream across the border illegally unchecked and unfettered as part of a mass migration

It’s funny how California has dedicated massive amounts of time and money to eradicating various species of bugs

But people following in the insect’s flight paths are met with lackadaisical shrugs

For instance one of the insects that California takes great pains to eliminate is the Oriental Fruit Fly

Known to attack over 230 different fruits and vegetables these bugs can eliminate an entire fruit crop and cause a drop in supply

According to statistics published by the Migration Policy Institute in 2019 Asian undocumented migrants now make up 18% of the illegal group

And much like the Sub-Saharan Medfly, a good many Africans have also arrived here after flying the coop

The Medfly from Africa is considered by many to be one of the world’s most destructive pests

Without any way to control an invasion both the bugs and the fence jumpers will become permanent guests

The Mexican Fruit Fly is a major problem for the farmer’s citrus crop

Known to wipe out the entire orchard, costly major spraying of poisons is needed to put this to a stop

The Imported Red Fire Ant showed up around 1930. Imported in timber and plant root balls colonies thrived

Communicating by a series of semiochemicals and pheromones they blazed a trail that was easy to follow when the next batch arrived

Much like the human caravans follow a social media trail directed by a shadowy government agent in authority

Living free from handouts by the Catholic Charities and the Red Cross they too form their own colonies and make a temporary visa a priority

With its roots dating back to 1880 the CDFA established a goal of eradicating pests with the common prefix of Mediterranean, Mexican and Oriental

Little did they realize that humans with the same identifying prefix’s would invade and to the state’s resources become just as detrimental

October 16, 2024 0

When You Don’t Know Any Black People

Sometimes people wonder how Kamala Harris became the democratic presidential candidate for the United States

As for 3 1/2 years she was a no show at the southern border, accomplished little as a Vice President and was very ordinary in debates

When picking a running mate in August of 2019 Biden stated he would like to pick a woman and preferably a woman of color

His team suddenly got that queasy feeling as they scrambled to find someone to fill the bill fitting that description, both qualified and not make him look any duller

He’d already expressed the requirements for a minority serving in office with a previous statement about Obama sending staffers scurrying before the crap could hit the fan

“I mean you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy, I mean that’s storybook man”

So who do you get? Biden didn’t have much of a track record in supporting the advancement of minorities

It seemed only at election time was minority achievement moved to the head of priorities

The pickings in Congress were limited to a few new hires mostly unknown outside their district or state

And a couple of the more well-known black women were recognized for spewing racial division and hate

It boiled down to a relatively unknown person whose only claim to fame had been for jailing pot smokers and stinging Biden in the debate with the scripted “that little girl was me”

Checking the boxes for articulate and clean with bright being a little iffy and not that dark she became the nominee

In keeping with the democratic campaign strategy, she too hides from the press and media questions and picked someone as a running mate whom no one would shoot because he makes her look good

So the picture is painted. You’ve got a strange socialist VP candidate shown as a good ole “aw shucks” farm boy and the Presidential candidate with her phoney accents supposedly at ease in high society or the hood

Little did Biden know when selecting his running mate, she’d have the final say in giving his re-election chances a thumbs down

Ambitions rule, power and greed always reigns, it was time to crown a queen and hand the rubber key to the clown

October 1, 2024 0

Peeling Back The Onion

With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell

Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell

So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location

But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication

His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light

That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict

The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs

Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax

A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor

However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder

The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable

Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable

But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce

So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use

The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter

It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water

As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish

By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”

September 27, 2024 0

Kamala’s Krazy Kharacters

Hey Kids! What time is it?! It’s time again for the Kamala Show featuring her cast of crazy puppets

Just remember kids, these puppets all say the same thing, so they sure aren’t the Muppets

Kamala decided this is the best way to win the election. Let her puppets do her talking in their own lingo and she can hide from the press. Obviously an understudy of the demented one for the last four years

He wrote the democratic handbook on how to campaign. Come out of hiding, make a creepy, whispery, angry statement, then walk away while the world watches as he disappears

Because she can’t copy this blueprint exactly she decided to hide off-stage and let her puppets do the talking

That way she can continue to say nothing, take no questions, and not look like the dead man walking

Frieda the fry girl opens the show complete in the McDonald’s uniform with a hairnet smelling slightly like an eight dollar Big Mac

Asking a customer what kind of middle class burger they would like to fill up the sack

Next up is Mike the roughneck fracking puppet. Dressed in tough guy working clothes he praises Kamala for keeping fracking and bread on the table

What Mike doesn’t know is Kamala won’t sign the leases to permit fracking as soon as she is able

Coming on stage now is Sista Latrese, one of the black puppets Kamala takes for granted. “Of course we be voting for Kamala, cause we be part of the women of color club”

“We’re the future the democrats have been promising for 100 years and because democrats would never lie we’ll be learning to wash our greens in our middle class tub”

Hitting the stage next and keeping a wary eye out for ICE because she has no green card, is Juanita the Latin housekeeper.

Employed in a middle class home, Juanita is tired of changing linens and diapers but is grateful for the job she obtained because she works cheaper

“Still waiting on that free house,” screams Angelo the migrant Haitian puppet. “All we got now is hotel rooms, free phones and food, We demand middle class!”

Kids remember it was only six weeks ago Angelo was living in homeland squalor in a tin hut with a roof of grass

See how far Angelo’s come just by crossing the border and living off the goodness of the Red Cross and Catholic Charities

Just ignore the fact that empires have failed for centuries because of invasions, bad economies, and political divisions. History is a giant circle just look at the Roman Empire similarities

And to close out the the show is our favorite rapper Fat Slo Mo whose song We be freakin’ to the middle class is number one on the charts

With the lyrics “da bitches and da hoes better bring the goods,” we appreciate all the wisdom the song imparts

Hopefully Kamala doesn’t consider herself a hoe and the lyric is from a spurned rapper and just sour grapes

But both are hoping they don’t turn up in compromising positions on Diddy’s sex tapes

So kids come and spend an afternoon with Kamala and her friends

She won’t answer any questions and will stay quiet and not look stupid before to the White House she ascends

September 23, 2024 0

Cat-A-Roni

Much has been written lately about Haitian immigrants eating the neighborhood cats

Apparently they circle the area looking for the food bowls placed next to the home’s door mats

And when Mr Fuzzy comes down the sidewalk looking for his ration of Meow Mix, suddenly he’s grabbed, skinned and turning on a spit

Or if to be barbecued the Haitian would have splatchcocked kitty and thrown him on the grill over an open pit

Watching with great interest, Big Food held a series of meetings to determine if there was indeed a market for felines

The general consensus was to test market a few cat menu items to see if the company “could make hay while the sun shines”

But first they had to figure a way to kill that fishy taste with chemicals including riboflavin and sodium diacetate

Because one would need to get maximum enjoyment from chemically enhanced cat on a plate

After much deliberation the first food product to hit the grocer’s shelves was Cat-A-Roni, “the immigrant Haitian treat”

Mixed up well with artificially jerk flavored rice, the box guaranteed the kitty would be good to eat

Microwaved for three minutes in two cups of boiling water and the special flavor pack or twenty minutes on the stove top

And you’ll be eating parts of Mr Fuzzy until you’re ready to pop

Another limited edition release would be Kitty Patty Helper complete with another chemical flavor packet

Just add milk and maybe some peppers and mushrooms and no one will know you’re dining on the local elementary school’s mascot

Finally, on a whim, for one last item of feline protein, it was suggested the addition of Kitty Paws

To satisfy one’s cravings for something sweet would be the little kitty’s paw pads minus the claws

Roasted, toasted, and covered with sweetened syrup, these chewy delights are easy to munch

Just watch the children’s eyes light up when they pop these morsels of goodness and experience that satisfying crunch

Once again Big Food will stop at nothing to exploit a trend

Never let it be said that corporate dining isn’t your friend

So guard your pets if its possible because some immigrant might just be eyeing your cat

Meanwhile Big Food will start their own cat farms, stuff them full of growth chemicals, and then blame people’s sedentary lifestyle for making them fat

September 16, 2024 0

Please Pass The Republican Hating Salt

Recently Kamala Harris took time from her busy schedule of avoiding the press and policy questions to shop for spices

She chose a shop that for years think they’re the leader in world solutions by raising their product prices

In fact the owner on his web page in the About Us section states, “We’re trying to make the world a better place”

Apparently the answer to the world problems lies somewhere between curry powder and the Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base

Written on his website is a diatribe called About Republicans which in a pretentious tone presented throughout states, “there is no hate”

Further reading suggests there is no hate only if you allow this conceited gerbil your thought process to dictate

He goes on to state that one reason that votes weren’t cast for Biden is that his son had a computer.

That would be the computer that had the nude first son smoking crack, partying with hookers and explicit pictures showing their hooters and cooter

This is also the same son who just pled guilty to nine tax related charges in an attempt to avoid jail time

So when Kamala vows to fight lawlessness she might start with her boss’s family crime

Also the Empress of Pomposity, Hilary Clinton was mentioned because she used e-mails.

If it were only e-mails, she’d have been a shoe-in. It was the path of detritus left in her wake that caused her to go off the rails

Little items such as the foolish Russian Red Reset Button, enabling her predator husband, misjudging healthcare, and leaving Benghazi an open and vulnerable target

All of which she thought if it wasn’t mentioned she could just sweep under the carpet

Advising on the page to toe the line to be welcomed as a customer or “you might be happier elsewhere”

With that veiled threat taken, perhaps all should kowtow to this man’s thinly disguised tirade because shopping elsewhere for your pumpkin spice might be more than the average citizen could bear

In a worst case scenario , Walmart has wide selection of affordable spices all stocked by a Hilary Clinton deplorable

But hide the jars in a closed cabinet because if guests saw you weren’t using Penzeys the outcry would be horrible

September 9, 2024 2

Worthless

Growing up a few years ago things were different. People could be trusted and products worked

Today a major shift has happened. People have found that lying is easy and due to regulations products fail leaving one frustrated and irked

Oxford Languages defines worthless as “having no real value or use” or of a person “having no good qualities; deserving contempt”

What follows are occupations and products that are examples of worthless in spite of the occupations or solutions they attempt

Journalist: Once bound by a code of ethics, now bound only by publish or perish

Today simply publish a story based on hearsay or fiction and let the fact checkers sort it out no matter how garish

Obvious lies are published or broadcast for the sole reason of providing for the uniformed their daily doses of click-bait

The unwritten job description is to supply a fabrication designed strictly to create anxiety and hate

Intentional publishing the misinformation of today, a few short years ago would have resulted in a pink slip

Today falsifications can be blamed on Russian bots, an acceptable excuse as the mass media and the uniparty puppet masters are joined at the hip

Hurricane Expert: These people are considered experts in their field. The job exists only to sound the alarms on potential or approaching storms

Spewing facts about paths of destruction, tropical depressions, and what time of the year the Atlantic warms

When in reality all they do is panic the little old ladies into a milk and bread buying frenzy and cause homeowners insurance rates to inflate

A true expert would draw an X on the beach and state, “the next hurricane will make landfall right here on August 14^th at eleven thirty-eight”

Cloth Masks: Perhaps the ultimate in worthless for disease control. Born from pandemic misinformation, legions of people took false hope behind the mask

It wasn’t questioned until actual experts over-rode the government orders and took the despicable gnome to task

It seems masking only worked with an airtight specific surgical mask but nothing was achieved by a purchase over the counter

The masking rule was all about government control and to create hate and distrust with any unmasked encounter

Gas cans: The new gas cans have morphed into a product that is virtually inoperable. The days of a metal can with a simple spout and air valve are a thing of the past

Now one has to support 40lbs of highly flammable liquid and push a lever with your knuckles while holding down the spout release with your thumb and hoping the gas you’ve slopped all over yourself and the mower doesn’t ignite a three block blast

A better idea brought to you courtesy of the deep thinking white collared elite on a government level

The fact they can change the rules as they seem fit doesn’t hide the fact the stupidity demonstrated day to day is monumental

August 28, 2024 0

One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Internet

In the poem “Paul Revere’s Ride,” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow advised that lanterns hung in the belfry tower would signal British troops advancing. One lantern by land two if by sea

Should Longfellow been able to see into the future he would also inform if by internet, hang three

When three kids were slashed to death and ten others wounded at a Taylor Swift themed party, it was erroneously posted the suspect was an asylum seeker

The thought of children lying in pools of blood presented a picture that couldn’t be painted any bleaker

Frustrated people looking for an excuse to riot seized the opportunity and looted and burned

The fact that previously citizens had been storing anger for a decade watching their country being turned into a third world ghetto didn’t have the powdered wigs at all concerned

However when the European Commissioner for Internal Markets and Services, Thierry Breton, received notice that Elon Musk was interviewing Donald Trump he had a hissy fit

Still working on the wedgie given to him in primary school for being named Thierry, he issued a toothless statement enforcing censorship in the US knowing the current US administration would permit

It seems the Biden/Harris administration is all for speech censorship if it concerns something they don’t approve

They would like nothing better than the ability to look a written statement that didn’t defend socialism, money laundering, and mass immigration and have the right to remove

The dreaded EU regulated DSA or Digital Services Act was passed in October 2022 regulating social network intent

When passed the European Commission Executive Vice President Margarethe Vestager declared “Democracy’s back” implying we’ll censor your dissent

The censorship train is on the way. All the lanterns are lit. Only this time it’s to warn us of our own policymakers

We need to question the inaction of our own duly elected “movers and shakers”

So before opened greeting cards are received in the mail and text messages are intercepted

Free speech is a tool that built America and citizens cannot let censorship be accepted

Should the British government continue to feel they have the right for America’s free speech to attack

We won’t dump tea this time, we’ll send Harry and Meghan back

August 20, 2024 0

Which Candidate is least likely to Kill You?

Once again its like “deja vu all over again”. The pompous New York developer is running against a very unlikable lady

Both have been around politics for awhile, one as an ex-President and one as the current VP whose past political campaigns appear a bit shady

Though beginning to sound like a tiktok popularity contest, the real issue is will the hard-working citizens survive the next four years

One promises to accomplish what he didn’t during his first tenure and the other is trying to overcome the image that she is not as bad as she appears

The ex-President can deliver a better economy by immediately making America energy independent again

Distribution and transportation costs will drop and start the price of food on a downward trend like it was back then

The one who cackles nervously is all about the new green deal and the taxpayer funds needed to fund that disaster

But the treacherous press will again fawn over windmills, e-cars, and the climate change falsehoods spun by the greedy puppet Grandmaster

The ability to regulate your environment, where you travel, who you see, and your immediate comfort with a flip of a switch is their ultimate goal

The plan to wipe out the population of those people past their prime is the democratic tool for population control

Advising to follow the science, the government funded labs introduced a disease and an untested mRNA vaccine

Many succumbed to the illness and many more to the over-hyped shots, all dead by the order from the government machine

The politicians including the Cackle Queen all tested positive for covid showing America no one is safe from this dangerous disease

Miraculously after a short quarantine, all appeared back in the public’s eye hale, hearty, and fresh as a summer breeze

The pompous developer laid claim to helping develop the vaccine but his ignorance was over-shadowed in daily briefings from the scarf woman and the despicable gnome

As it turns out the making of the virus had been around for decades but now had a real human control group found in any nursing home

As for taxes, Giggle Girl hails from California and has no problem with raising taxes on both individuals and corporations

How else will the already strapped taxpayers fund her suicidal medicare for all including illegal migrants and all their medications

The celebrity developer is instead promising tax cuts to promote business and individual self-esteem

Flying in the face of the current elite this only added to the rush to give Biden the boot from the deep state socialist team

The chance of freedom loving Americans surviving four years of a new Venezuelan-like nightmare will be very limited

You’ll have no control of your or your children’s lives but speaking out against this regime will be strictly prohibited

July 29, 2024 0

The Last Train To Rehoboth Beach

The train left the White House station for the last time early Sunday afternoon

On board for the final ride was the President, trailing so badly in the polls he was forced to change his tune

He was to quit his campaign to repeat another four year term as leader of the free world

But he’d grown too old, feeble, and lost the last debate now with his future at stake rumors swirled

Headed to his beach house on the train he claimed to have ridden over one and half million miles

He travels across the collapsed Francis Scott Key bridge, the one that never had railroad tracks, looks back at Washington DC and smiles

He will be remembered by children many generations from now still trying to pay off his debt

But that matters not to him as he played the Biden name for all it was worth and he still gets to drive his Corvette

He rides through areas where unsatisfied citizens would have thrown eggs at his train

But due to his economic policy and the price of eggs the people can only shout something profane

He is cheered however by non-citizens lining the bridges as they don’t work, live in nice hotels with free wifi and TV

He was sure he could have won by campaigning again from his basement and a huge number of preprinted ballots sent in by questionable voters in absentee

But the puppet masters said no, too many people are angry and demanding a change

So the obvious choice falls to the next in line to the VP, the person the current first lady spent the last three years trying to estrange

So the Border Czar will now be tasked with winning the election really hoping the illegal migrants will be able to vote

Crossing in huge caravans the people offer limited skills and a huge burden on a bloated national debt that has a struggling America barely staying afloat

But the man with the weary eyes journeys on waving at nine of his supporters twerking at his car from an overpass

Going by four charging stations with cars that are lined up for a hot and sweaty twenty minute wait for enough juice just to get them home wishing they had bought gas

Angry at being forced out he realizes his office is leaving behind a multitude of unresolved plans

Will the new leadership accept his visions of total greenscape, continued advancement of two foreign wars, and forcing the education of children in gender dysphoria and everything trans

So its with great trepidation that he is returning home knowing he’ll have listen every night to his wife screaming like a banshee

And hiding from the phone constantly ringing with calls from an irate Mayorkas, Blinken and Zelensky

July 24, 2024 0

The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

July 13, 2024 0

Who Are The Real Victims?

There has been a lot of crying lately from people in different walks of life claiming to be victims of society

This person claiming to be a victim for being a certain skin color, another due to sexual preference and so on in endless variety

The onslaught continues with different groups claiming to be victims of unscrupulous college loan agreements, an unnamed relative from 150 years ago that may have been a slave and a 60-year old one time groupie claiming rape

The press then runs with these cries as it makes for easy unsourced headlines and has left the country in bad shape

Buying votes from the shallow has always been easy. Make an indignant speech and vow to end people’s hardships with taxpayer money

The number of times during an election period taxpayer funds are used to eliminate these dubious cries and in a sad way, can strike one funny

But take a look at the real victims in this never ending vote buying scheme

It all boils down to quashing the everyday citizen as planned by the Washington socialist regime

In the past four years the citizens have been ordered masked, social distanced, and vaccinated to hold on their livelihood

And the people did it because the government and medicine would always look out for them and that was understood

Strangely people then started dying and not from the lab sourced imported cold

Little did the citizens realize early on the government had struck gold

The government had seized total control of its citizens and Big Pharma had a payoff like never before

Schools were locked down. teachers unions were suddenly powerful, and achievement tests from the students produced an all time low score

Inflation soared. The price of everyday goods, gas, and utililities went through the roof.

Not just a perceived notion but empty wallets and bank accounts offered everyday proof

The DC war machine continues to pour money into Ukraine, Israel, and the Gaza strip

Two wars financed by the taxpayers. A billion here, a few billion there, and a laughable 320 million dollar disintegrating dock for the supply ship

The wars all continue, nothing is accomplished and that’s just the way Washington wants it

And when the hard-earned tax payer money hits the proverbial fan everyone gets their split

Immigration and the open border policies have bled the local governments dry

People living in the street, new diseases popping up everyday and violence at an all time high

So the next time a so-called victim is crying for more money to right their wrong

You might tell them you’ve already given at the office and to move along

July 8, 2024 0

Of Course This Means War

The two geriatrics stood at their respective podiums with their trademark smirks glued to their face

After watching these two spar for two hours, it’s no wonder that American politics is such a disgrace

Both are so infatuated with the heady rush of absolute power they’ll say anything hoping the Republic believes

One an ex-president who has a tendency to rub most the wrong way, and the other to keep his family rich with China, is thick as thieves

Both have had four years to establish an America where citizens felt secure

Of course a quick look at everyday prices, shootings, immigration and all know that is a load of manure

The debate did show the current President as too feeble to stand up to the glare of the spotlight

He spent his first election campaign hiding in his basement and remaining out of sight

Not working this time he needs a distraction to keep America from focusing on his cognitive decline

Trump’s continuing trial doesn’t seem enough to stop him from running and Biden’s power hungry family won’t let him resign

People are now questioning the social media frenzy of gender dysphoria, drag queen displays, and men in womens sports all driven by the rainbow haired

With the Supreme Court clipping the partisan alphabet agencies’ wings the socialists are running scared

The unfettered riots and lawlessness are the mainstay of the same leftist driven media that is behind Biden’s power

When the truth of the matter is the silent majority is starting to wake up, not hiding in their basement, and not prone to cower

The DC puppet masters realize their despotic run is coming to an end without a big distraction

The President needs to put himself “out there” and let America see a true man of action

When Trump stated he could end the war in Ukraine before he took office he raised the eyebrows of the power elite and caused great concern

Should this be true, and Trump is familiar with Ukraine politics, it would certainly end the money stream for the Bidens to earn

Their never ending money laundering scheme needs a boot from Congress to continue to fill the Biden cronies treasure chests

The plan, and it will be explained that it always was, is to enlist the military aged migrants to fight on Ukraine’s soil with full US citizenship offered and no future arrests

So once again we’ll have a real shooting war with “American boots on the ground”

And Biden will claim he’s the decisive Commander in Chief and give his orders from his debilitated equipped basement compound

July 3, 2024 0

Burning Down The House

Recently the citizens of Kenya stormed their Parliament to protest a controversial tax bill

The protesters entered the building and torched parts of the structure as police responded shooting to kill

The cost of living in Kenya has spiraled upwards in recent years

As with most governments what was promised during election campaigns always disappears

The bill causing this uproar, aimed squarely at the everyday expenses, seemed to stick painfully in the citizen’s craw

Feeling like they’re fleeced enough by the ever encroaching government, the citizens looked at this bill like the last straw

Just last month Washington designated Kenya as a “major non-NATO ally” roughly meaning you get a spiffy new t-shirt

But you’re on your own when you need help and your country has a crisis to avert

So this “major non-NATO ally” is now trying to force new taxes to pay off the national debt held in IOUs to China and the World Bank

Ignoring the basic needs of its citizens as the country’s economy circles the bowl, perhaps the Kenyans have President Biden to thank

They have seen the newscasts of the violence, the protest at our Capitol, and the continual failings of our own weak-kneed figurehead

But the Kenyan government seemed determined to pass the bill and then flee in underground tunnels leaving many rioters injured and dead

Diplomats from around the world in measured indignation stated they were “shocked” by the unrest

The eyes of the world are suddenly on Kenya as this proposed bill kicked the proverbial hornets’ nest

The government cannot let the protesters win as that would become a worldwide blueprint

When other countries fed up with supporting the political class take the hint

Biden and his corps of top-notch negotiators weren’t asked to step in and help cool this boiling point

Knowing he would have exploited one of the self-serving policies he used before on the world stage and to most citizens serve only to disappoint

Rubber-stamping the royalty quirks of the ruling class giving a thumbs up to all pro government partisan decisions

That led to the chaos in the United States leading from quiet frustration to uproar and political divisions

But by taking matters into their own hands when the elected official turns out to be just another lying political louse

The Kenyan citizens determined the best course of action is “burning down the house”

June 27, 2024 0

Hookers To Hunters

Recently this administration has changed names on American institutions in an effort to make all things fair

One can’t expect to plod through life when seeing a certain name can trigger a feeling of despair

In fact the Reconciliation of Place Names Act was sponsored by Senators Ed Markey and who else but the beer chugging headdress wearing Elizabeth Warren

There are apparently 1441 public spaces whose name could signal oppression to people both domestic and foreign

Another pat on the back goes to the government for focusing attention on the names of certain places while migrants, the homeless, and disabled vets line the streets

The economy, on a nonstop downward spiral for the last three years, is shown to be great by the democratic election committee with finagled spreadsheets

Shootings, robberies, and a continuing attack on innocents are no longer even headlines

People are staying in defending what they own as their belief in the government continuously declines

Public schools are being renamed in this purge of anything distressing

But being run by the local liberal school boards and the hapless greedy teachers union, this is merely window dressing

Military bases are not exempt from this renaming madness

To the thousands of GI’s that trained in the hot Georgia sun at Fort Benning this has to be a feeling of sadness

The same goes for Fort Bragg currently Fort Liberty. Sounding a little like a Disney World theme park, but that is to be expected when now one has to salute a man wearing a dress

While the Army continuously fails in its recruiting goals, the Biden administration calls this real progress

So when it comes to renaming institutions it’s now time to rethink a term for America’s oldest past time

The Civil War Union officer Joseph Hooker used to round up women of ill repute to entertain his officers once they washed off the grime

Those women eventually became known as hookers but in today’s changing era it is time for another designation

In keeping with Congress’ push to eliminate all history and stand firmly behind its own socialist legislation

The new name should be one that represents this government ‘s idea of its new society

And one somebody can remember in its simplicity and notoriety

Hence, from today forward all hookers will be referred to as hunters after the President’s son

He embodies this administration with his lying, cheating, money laundering, drug use, perverted sexual appetites, and ownership of an illegal gun

Though the real hookers might object to being named after this viper

At least they don’t have to stand down wind from the President’s diaper

June 17, 2024 0

Fighting The Elements

The first of the month was once again here and the monthly bill paying depression had set in. For the last three years just breaking even was the goal, forget about being in the black

Cutting more costs now seemed out of the question but the bills continue to grow judging by the size of the stack

The promotion and raise had happened but easy street was nowhere to be found

Now there is additional job stress with more responsibility and longer hours as the road to financial freedom never gains ground

The commute alone is $150 more a month for the forty-five minute one way trip

The price of gas has been up two dollars for three years and the cost of operating the car never seems to dip

The new battery was $175 and the two older tires are not showing much tread

The car seemed like a bargain when parked on the lot but no one ever discussed the overhead

And don’t even start a discussion about car insurance or any insurance for that matter

Like vultures in a tree the insurance corporations look for any reason to make their profits fatter

The premium increase notice had been received for both car and health

No claims had been filed for either, so the notice claimed the “price adjustments were never easy” as the unspoken truth was we needed to adjust our wealth

While the ever multiplying “you may owe” letters pour in from the insurer for the regular physicals and procedures that used to paid in full

Now the insurers look at what the physician charges like a red flag in the face of a bull

The doctors are charging more to cover their spiraling office outlay costs and escalating insurance expense

It seems every year a jury awards a 50 million dollar settlement for a botched operation and a huge premium increase is the insurers’ knee-jerk defense

In turn the physicians charge more than the insurance companies pay and pass the difference on to the patient

Perhaps not the amount billed to the underwriters but enough to make their time sufficient

While the patient sits in the examination room answering questions like “Are you feeling depressed?”

Perhaps there is a way a citizen could break from this monthly bill paying torture they absolutely detest

They can purchase a one way ticket to Mexico and walk across the border claiming they are a Central American deportee

And all those bills causing anxiety and sleep deprivation will suddenly be free

May 23, 2024 0

Team Cell Block vs Team Memory Care

This years political World Series has been decided. Team Cell Block will try to best Team Memory Care for a winner take all

Trying to take home all the marbles, the Vegas odds makers are expecting a bare knuckles brawl

There will be no rules on this one. Name calling, mudslinging, and whispered unfounded rumors will all come into play

Under the guise of a debate, America’s pathetic and dismal political scene will be on worldwide display

In one corner will be the twice impeached ex-President and in the other will be the current President, a demented and angry old man

One fueled by burgers and fries and one by medicated applesauce and oat bran

Expected to come out swinging, the debate will be monitored by the always reliable CNN known for pushing stories like Russian collusion, laptop disinformation, and whipping migrants from horseback as they crossed the river

There should be no such bias from these broadcasters as they prepare to do their best for a non-partisan debate to deliver

Included in the specified rules were the demands from both parties in order to proceed in this spectacle of political gaming.

This should keep it fair for all as four years ago the debates were fumbled by all networks and moderators as both sides are claiming

The ancient guy is specifying no live audiences that could interfere with his train of thought

He is also demanding a couple of breaks as he may head back stage before looking too distraught

Muted mics are also in demand to keep accusations of incompetence silenced after the time limit expires

This gives the other debater time to counter with their own version of immigration, economy turn around, and enemy ceasefires

Another demand being bandied about is the candidates submit to a drug test to prove they are not medically high

And in order to watch this debacle, since weed now seems readily available, most of the viewership will probably be smoking their own supply

It should be interesting to watch Cell Block Trump duking it out with Memory Care Joe

The hatred will be instantly evident as the insults will immediately flow

America will sit in awe as these two spend a couple of hours achieving little but deepening the disdain between her citizens

And the wagons will be circled in an ever tightening knot as each ethnic group feels more and more isolated by these divisions

May 19, 2024 0

The Lying King

The Lying King smirked as he surveyed his kingdom. “A job well done,” he thought

The American people were once again played as fools as the lies he spouted they had bought

It has now gotten to the point the citizens will just roll their eyes whenever he lies

Unable to speak extemporaneously, he is reduced to reading word for word from a teleprompter with his tired old eyes

His treatment now is that of the demented old uncle who sits in the corner at family gatherings and wears a bib should he drool

He’s only sharp enough to parrot the demands of those pulling the strings as he continues to strip America of its character with his rule

In his campaign he hid in his basement only coming out with a promise to unite

What he did accomplish was to consolidate the hatred by all those non-white

His false sincerity was swallowed by those looking for government handouts hook, line and sinker

With a path of destruction highlighted by burned-out cities, daily shootings, and a completely demoralized police force, it didn’t take long for some to realize this man was not a deep thinker

His love affair with Ukraine and all that is connected is now in its third year

Yet the easily triggered believe what is written in daily bytes on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter and to those unsourced dictums adhere

He killed the economy on day one by shutting down the gas industry as we once again depend on foreign oil

He threw the borders wide open for any international terrorist to set up camp on American soil

He stomped on women’s rights by rewriting Title IX as true females have now become the bench warmers on a women’s team

Claim to be a woman when you couldn’t cut it on a men’s team and now you may now live your dream

It really doesn’t matter what he does now. He’s ruined America with its debt for generations to come

Money comes as easy as printing more or so it seems to this bum

Just recently he stated a relative of his was eaten by cannibals when his plane crash-landed in New Guinea

Had it been Joe himself, the cannibals would have scrounged up a lizard or something as Joe’s head would have produced a diseased brain and his legs would have been too skinny

April 30, 2024 0

Put On Those High Heeled Sneakers

“Girls we simply must do something,” stated Deb Les. “This new Title IX is stealing our thunder”

The group of drag queens were assembled at the pre-show table wondering if this administration had created yet another blunder

Looking around the group of partially made-up queens Deb Les asked almost rhetorically, “Any suggestions?”

All heads turned away as none of the six had an answer for any questions

Finally, Rhoda Big spoke. “You know with this new ruling we’re losing a great deal of drag queen shock”

“Normally we just had to turn on the lights and to our revue people would flock”

“Now the press has stopped coming and even our story time at the library has become a show for the same kids and moms”

“For the longest time no one has threatened us with beatings, shootings or bombs”

One could hear a pin drop after that statement as it was obvious the queens needed a plan

“We need something sooner than later,” said Sally Tight Pants. “Otherwise I’ll have to go back to just being a man”

“Oh my, yes dear,” piped up Holly Hot Pepper. “I’d hate the idea of nothing to look forward to after a hectic week of being a DMV clerk”

“And missing the roar of the crowd after ending my routine with a 30-second rapid fire twerk”

“Anyone can now walk into any locker room they want to watch a woman shower”

“It takes the jolt out of my routine by flashing a tiny bit of my flower”

“The mystery is gone when it’s open season on restrooms, locker rooms, and dressing rooms for anyone to see”

“People would stop coming or caring for that matter and this I guarantee”

“I wanted to get your thoughts about this situation with the new ruling,” said Deb Les. “Believe me when I say I don’t want to be remembered as only a fourth grade teacher”

“So what we’ll do is come up with an entirely new act with our athletic prowess being the main feature

“We’ll contact the other queens and form a basketball dunk league and to make it special the uniforms will be our own costumes”

“And the winners will receive a rhinestone tiara and specially colored ostrich plumes”

“Points will be awarded for speed, dance moves and dunking style”

“And at the end of the season a Grand Queen will be announced from the points they will compile”

“The sports betting companies will have to get involved with all the action”

Then television, action figures, and commercial endorsements should all fall into place to everyone’s satisfaction”

“So girls lets all go home and lace up those high heeled sneakers”

“And hear our name blasted through the arena’s twenty foot speakers”

April 24, 2024 0

Ignoring the Big Green Tsunami

Recently one of the hostesses of a certain talk show blamed climate change for an earthquake and the eclipse

And according to the plastic water bottle toting activists climate change will be the reason we all will cash in our chips

So let’s look at some of the root causes of climate change the current administration wants us to believe

The many indignant “expert” faces that are constantly surrounded by the adoring main stream media would never try to deceive

They fly in their private jets and are motored around in their gas guzzling SUVs to enforce their lectures about us traveling too much and burning too much gas

Always keep in mind what is being touted by these fine folks in DC is not being practiced by themselves but passed on to you being citizens third class

The causes of climate change are many. First and foremost would be the covid pandemic spread by too many people flying around the globe

Ineffective vaccines, masks, social distancing, and lock downs were all enforced as panic set in caused by a US funded microbe

When this virus was found to be more of a hoax than a plague, the supply chain became the next climate change victim

Simply put due to the ridiculous lock downs the supply of goods couldn’t meet the demand in the distribution system

With gas prices soaring, rail and truck lines couldn’t raise their rates fast enough to stay in the black

Taking advantage of the supply mayhem, food, pharmaceutical, and housing were all raking in untold profits but leaving the US workers feeling like they’d been stabbed in the back

Meanwhile, the brain-washed continue to wave their climate change banners with the mindless idea they are actually achieving something good

Never have so many been sucked into a total lie they never understood

Follow the money. The dollars generated all go to lining the pockets of congress by funding the great war machine

Where did the money come from to pay Ukraine, aid for Israel and Gaza relief, and to house eight million untrained and unvetted migrants? From you under the guise of keeping America clean and green

Desperately needing more money, ie votes, Biden will once again turn to minorities, college loan debtors, and women

The same democratic plea for the last 60 years, and it works time and time again

So the next occasion when you’re standing in the grocery checkout line with five items that will eat up the better part of forty dollars

And you feel Biden’s fingers in your pocket looking for either spare change or his jollies be sure to squeeze them until he hollers

The big green wave with its e-cars and not so eco-friendly windmills is currently encroaching on the US shoreline

But will have to interrupt the reality TV shows before anyone begins to whine

April 10, 2024

The Day The Easter Bunny Wore Rhinestone Mules

The Easter Bunny woke up excited. Today was going to be special because for once he gets to dress in drag

It seems that forever he’d been locked into the same routine of distributing candy one basket at a time out of his giant bag

The once-a-year ritual of doling out the hollow chocolate rabbits, the foul tasting creme filled eggs, and those miserable marshmallow chicks had left him feeling depressed

The only thing keeping him sane was the under the table payoff from a couple of dentist associations that applauded all the sugar the tykes ingest

Though revered, he was always treated as an after-thought as it was the sweets that really mattered

Wearing the same frayed topcoats with the usual pink or blue choices in a shape that never flattered

But this year was special per the announcement from the White House, he could finally dress up and be visible

Biden made a special point to say no religious symbols were permissible as he felt that with the usual ballot stuffing his campaign was winnable

Laughing to himself at this good fortune the Bunny pulled his go-to wardrobe from the closet with the rhinestone mules and the feathered boa

These are the special clothes he wears out when he performs at drag parties under the stage name of Bunny Balboa

With his blue wig firmly attached between his ears and his satin zebra striped top

He’d show the kids a thing or two when he broke out his dance moves doing the bunny hop

He gave an approving look as he peered in the mirror squinting through his sequined cat eye glasses

He’ll be the hit of the egg hunt in this costume as he will have hundreds of photo ops with the adolescent masses

So off he goes first to the Easter Parade to strut down Fifth Avenue. And to think people used to brag about just an Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it

When he can sizzle in a dazzling Easter outfit with a lot of leg showing from his dress with the thigh high split

Then on to the egg hunt carrying the basket filled with treats on a nest of plastic green grass

And maybe get a selfie with the President himself surrounded by all the other woke characters he continues to amass

March 31, 2024 0

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

The Fed-X driver approached the door with the familiar white envelope and rang the bell

Seeing the curtains move he waved the envelope at the window, so he wouldn’t have to yell

When no one answered the door he decided to knock

His package was a guaranteed delivery so someone had to sign for the doc

“Just leave it by the door,” said a voice from within

“I have a package for Alice Jones,” said the delivery man. “And someone needs to sign,” as this little game was wearing thin

“Alice doesn’t live here anymore,” said the voice from the other side of the door

“Do you know where she moved?” asked the delivery man. “She’s always signed before”

He waited for an answer but none came. Finally, tucking the envelope under his arm, he checked his watch and left

He had a schedule to keep and since no one would sign he wouldn’t just leave the document for a porch pirate theft

The place didn’t look right to the driver. The usually immaculate lawn had two untagged cars parked on the grass

And Alice herself was always there, well-dressed and presented herself with class

The heavily accented voice that talked through the door seemed out of place

And it seemed odd that the person refused to show their face

Alice was actually away attending to her sister who had fallen ill

Tipped off by garbage collector the house was empty, a homeless group had moved in leaving Alice to foot the bill

The law states that tenants have rights and without due process cannot be forcibly removed

So now the fact the current tenants do not have a right to be there has to be proved

Meaning Alice is on the hook for court costs and slow moving paperwork while the new residents steal and trash the place

Plus the owner is on the hook for utility bills and rent as laws state the landlord cannot just turn the power off in an effort to free up the space

It’s time to immediately fix the rules. The fact this current administration turns its back on its own citizens is hard to ignore

Of course the elites don’t care but in middle America suddenly the squatters have all the rights and Alice doesn’t live here anymore

March 28, 2024 0

Never Has The Bar Been Set This Low

The bar has never been lower. American politics has now sunk below the muck level

The fact that voters continue to put people of this stature in office and then complain about the choices continues to bedevil

It’s the same ticket from four years ago. Tired old fogeys on a self-serving power trip

And six months after voting leaving Americans feeling like they’ve elected a captain of a rudderless ship

The one bright moment of this election is a side by side comparison of these two shining examples of positive guidance

It should be easy to compare as these are the last two residing in the oval office and a side by side shouldn’t be rocket science

Trump’s presidency was continuously hammered by the unforgiving democrats simply for slowing down the plunder of the United States

Not one of the Washington insiders, his bullying, pompous critiques of opposing individuals became phrases that on a lot of nervous systems, grates

Never one to follow a script the man struck a nerve in many constituents with thoughtless remarks

Meaning well for America his knee-jerk reaction and quick temper gave pause to many when cornered he suddenly barks

Charlottesville, faith in the covid vaccine, threatening withholding Ukraine’s military aid, and not replacing Obamacare with logical health insurance, all spelled doom

But the upside included keeping the southern border manageable, keeping inflation down, changing the tax code, creation of the Space Force, and ignoring the Green Deal causing activists to fume

After spending two years of blaming Trump for his administration’s failures, the truth has been bubbling to the surface at an unprecedented rate

Was Biden truly vetted before starting his campaign or was he hiding in the basement fearful that his pedo tendencies would be cause to incriminate

On day one he cancelled a gas pipeline, threw open the southern border, and portrayed half the country as evil after promising to unite

He pulled the troops out of Afghanistan giving the country to the Taliban, Bidenomics is causing Americans to spend more to purchase less, and spends huge money on Ukraine after goading Putin into the fight

The national debt is now unrecoverable, he gave the government the right to take confused kids from their parents, scattered classified documents in his garage, denied multiple scandals selling influence for his greedy family, and surrounded himself with a very woke staff

He had America mask up, social distanced, locked down the schools, pushed a flawed vaccine all the while the media laughed off his recent gaffe

This is America’s choice. A twice impeached narcissist or a demented pedo who blatantly lies to seize the moment

Maybe the best way to determine a winner would be to give each one a dueling pistol and let them shoot their opponent

March 16, 2024 0

Return To Sender

The flood had slowed to a trickle. Joe and Kamala had been sent packing, but left with a smirk on their face, the damage was done

Nine million illegals were being fed, clothed and housed at the taxpayers expense. All were illegal and the democrats felt like they had won

The new administration had been sworn in with a promise of rounding them up and sending them back. But figuring out where they were hiding will prove to be a monumental task

The migrants weren’t going to line up to be deported should this administration politely ask

First the deportation task force will have to locate the people in question

Going after and emptying the shelters first is the obvious suggestion

But what will the government do with this huge number that still needs to be housed and fed

Concentration style camps will have to built so these people can be watched and still receive their daily bread

But what country is going to want this group back and what will be asked in return

The foreign governments will be beside themselves thinking about what they could potentially earn

The human ping pong ball of migrants will grow in size as the US has a backlog of deportations at the ready and the hole card of cutting foreign aid

For instance, the US has pledged 547 billion in aid to Venezuela. This could be a negotiation chip in any kind of migrant trade

Beginning to sound like a cross between human trafficking and slavery the bidding will start at half a billion

So what are the counter bids going to be for these foreign nationals numbering close to a million

Ferreting out an illegal population and returning them to their homeland while awaiting their asylum trial date sounds like an impossible dream

This will become the new leftist rallying cry as the unaffected liberals will now have another reason to scream

But there will be silence in urban areas where funds have been depleted and multitudes of tax paying businesses shuttered

These free loading people ignored by the Border Czar are still held in high esteem or so the Big Guy stuttered

So does the new administration have a plan to swiftly deal with the illegals as America is at the cross roads

Or will they assume the democrat stance and do nothing until America implodes

March 11, 2024 0

Lashing Out At Society

The cartels had lied. The school system had lied. Disney had lied. So you direct your pent-up anger at society

Everything was supposed to be good. Everything was supposed to be fair. But here you sit steeped in your anxiety

The anger had been building from different sources for different people. The meager life savings paid to the coyote for the long march to the border

Only to be parked in a cold uninviting city, unfamiliar food, no family, and as in your home country, still at the bottom of the pecking order

You proudly went to Sunday School after your grandma blessed your little heart dressed in you new Easter outfit

But the same snooty classmates all had nicer clothes, rolled their eyes when they saw you coming and left you miserable but to silently deal with it

The job you so desperately wanted was offered to someone else as they checked all the boxes and had a prettier face.

So you grind on in your current job losing hope of advancement but frustrated with the realization you are a very insignificant player in this big rat race

Living in your mother’s basement after the divorce you continuously sought other living arrangements but to no avail

The price of rent and child support had you living paycheck to paycheck and now the DUI was the final coffin nail

So you look for companionship wherever it’s offered. People who understand. People with a kind word. People who accept you

It might be a relative, a chance meeting on the street, or a social media event with people sharing your trials and the angry rhetoric you spew

It’s an us against them mentality. They don’t understand. They look down on us. They really are not worth living

They have it all, and we don’t. So just take what you want because after all, to us they’ve never been overly forgiving

So you steal, hurt, maim, and destroy. Ignore all laws, obliterate history, and prey on good intentions

You push until someone pushes back and only then scream for liberal justice increasing political tensions

Patience is not a virtue. Entry level work is for suckers. The ticket to a good life better be free or someone will pay

And the politicians waking to the fact the political system they’ve been robbing for years is doomed, will bail on the citizens much to America’s dismay

March 1, 2024 0

When Biden Wins

The ballots were stacked high and waiting to be counted. Trucks with ballot boxes were still being unloaded

The once insurmountable lead for Trump was diminishing as the votes for Biden had exploded

Like a warm knife slicing butter, Biden had forged his way through solid red states

Even when currently on vacation for all the election campaign and not bothering with any debates

Kids, dead people and a multitude of migrants all somehow cast their ballots for this leader of the free world

Democrat voters seemingly ignored the fact this liar, money launderer, decrepit plagiarizer, was rolling to victory as rumors of his alleged rape swirled

Shouting with glee from his victory podium he announced his plan for the next fours years

His inane speech addressed all Republicans as they realized their worst fears

Their previous sixteen years of inaction, only surfacing to feed out of the public trough, were coming home to roost

Thinking back over their lip service bills of self-rightous anger questioning foreign wars and impeachment that all died in committee before they were introduced

In short order he emphasized he was here to save America from the Russian invaders

Also to save the Ukrainian people, wage war on the next pandemic, and provide aid to the southern border river waders

Effective immediately the draft will be reinstated. All unemployed men and women living on American soil will be given a uniform and a gun and pledge to America to be loyal

Homeowners will be taxed on the number of migrants they take into their personal dwelling

The more migrants fed and sheltered result in a much lower tax bracket to make the inconvenience more compelling

The new vaccine will be mandatory for all people regardless of religious belief

The shots will be administered just in case a new pandemic is unleashed and if people die their relatives can deal with the grief

The United States pushed to the brink of war will begin to rebuild Ukraine at the taxpayers expense

With the National Debt completely out of control building a country with a corrupt government makes perfect sense

So why bother to vote in the upcoming election. The democrats will keep counting ballots marked only for Biden until he wins

Then the loyal subjects may bow as the Supreme Ruler passes as all peons have done with previous kings

February 19, 2024 0

We Bear No Responsibility

In the continuing puppet show that is Washington DC, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas was asked about the border crisis if he bears any responsibility

Hoping for some reasoning on the huge influx of trespassers, perhaps laying the blame on the President’s senility

Instead, after throwing the border wide open this sock puppet claims the system is broken and it is not his fault

Blame Congress, blame Republicans, blame Trump, place the blame on anything that resonates well in a sound bite but never think about calling a halt

The arms of the congressional collective are fatigued from the perpetual pointing across the aisle

This cartoon show has been non-stop as the dancing donkeys, elephants, and rinos have lapsed into a constant state of denial

The entire system is screaming for term limits for all as the daily Punch and Judy show squares off for the nightly newscast

The idiocy of this collaborative group is on an endless display in everyday life and it all happened fast

The citizens are tired of paying more, receiving less, seeing tax dollars poured into Ukraine, migrants’ pockets and horrible public education

While watching what used to be a good life be swept away in the tide of socialization

“We bear no responsibility for the border crisis,” so states the politicians. But in reality there really is a three-year plan for the migrants

That would be to legalize voting for all who can fog a mirror regardless of citizenship status to keep the power in the hands of the tyrants

Then with the Uniparty firmly established they’ll see who comes with hat in hand asking for a crust of bread

So continue to bear no responsibility for the caravan of unwashed souls but smirk behind closed doors as the real reason for the unfettered surge is left unsaid

February 12, 2024 0

Pick A Number, Any Number

Spin the wheel and spin it harder, round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows

Congress continues to pass outrageous bills, spending like there is no tommorrow and doesn’t care what it owes

The world today revolves around huge imaginary numbers tossed about carelessly providing little or no meaning

The national debt is at 34 trillion due to this administration’s drunken spending, Biden’s policies, war involvement on several fronts, the pandemic, and worthless hand wringing involving greening

A trillion here a billion there, the numbers keep climbing as the Feds continue to print more money

People see the funds awarded to Ukraine, the lifelines thrown to green companies and bucks paid for athletic contracts and they are finally beginning to think it’s not funny

The out of control spending has hit a fever pitch as numbers in the billions and trillions are tossed about like confetti in the wind

The numbers craze has hit the private sector as well with juries awarding lawsuit settlements in the millions just because they want to see a private citizen skinned

83 million was awarded to an individual claiming that she was damaged by the hateful rhetoric of another person over the years

And the judge and jury awarded settlement based on the fact the defendant was rich and the plantiff was quick with the alligator tears

In 1970 the nation’s annual budget was figured at 195.3 billion and that year showed a 3.4 billion surplus

Today there is no budget to speak of as the national debt stands at 34 trillion and unfettered spending continues on purpose

Money continues to flow to pet projects because Congress continuously raises the debt ceiling

Putting a heavy burden on our childrens’ children without remorse or feeling

Congress continues to throw money around like they aren’t working with potentially rubber checks

The spending parade must go on with a show of greed as they pour money into their laundering projects

Recent expenditures include 75 billion more to Ukraine, 151 billion to aid in the immigration parade, and the completely unnecessary 127 billion to help erase college debt

Why give borrowers a penny when they were never coerced to obtain a loan but now they want American workers to forgive and forget

Recently a ball player signed a contract so huge he could give every American citizen a million dollars and still have approximately 440 million left on which to survive

Its now a waiting game for this teetering economy to fail to pay it’s loans and crash dive

The outrageous numbers continue. The Big Mac now is over five dollars as the price of that secret sauce has soared

But to listen to the chief poopy pants, the economy is great he roared

The secret is out. Crush America’s spirit with ridiculous spending, treat illegals better than veterans and buy up all the land that’s been farmed

A big thank you to the forefathers for the second amendment and the fact most of the taxpayers are armed

February 8, 2024 0

The President’s Migrant Army

The applesauce was still dribbling off his chin when with shaking hands he put down his spoon

“I’ve giving them 24 hours to remove the razor wire and its almost noon”

“Now all those redneck flyover states have joined in a show of support for that goober Governor Abbott”

“He’s sending migrants to all my sanctuary cities, talking big, and popping up in the media like a bad habit”

“But I’ve figured out a way to squelch the independence notion and put those damn Texans back in their place”

“We can’t let the real Army start shooting up the Guard and those ragtag militias as that would cause us to lose face”

“Remember all the negative publicity concerning Kent State when the Ohio Guard shot those students that were unarmed”

“The government took a beating on that, but take a minute to think it was only four that were harmed”

“But this large group rallying around the border is spoiling for a fight. They’re not going to run like an unarmed seventeen-year old kid”

“But here’s a plan that will work, and we need to come to agreement in a hurry because it’s late morning and time for me to call a lid”

“My proposal is we start a double secret army of migrants and offer them full asylum until citizenship is granted and give them a gun”

“This way we can blame the cartels for the violence, wipe out some republicans and gain future voters. I call this a home run”

“Once we send those NRA militants packing, we bulldoze the razor wire”

“That allows the migrant surge to continue while I look like I negotiated a ceasefire”

“So it looks like a win for Team Blue as I look like a strong decisive leader while complying with the Big O’s vision for a new nation”

“So lets get this thing done because its time for my nap and medication”

January 26, 2024 0

Wokeness At 40,000 Feet

Another week another company headquartered in Atlanta issued a DEI memo advising the terms Black and Brown should be capitalized but white should be lower case

Delta Airlines defended its position by stating their grammar is correct as Black and Brown specify a race

It is a true reach to pull grammar out of the bag if race is the only issue being discussed

This red herring ploy is hiding the fact that many white pilots are flying migrants from Phoenix to their next stop instead of being bussed

Delta is just one of the airlines involved in migrant trafficking and rolling in the dough from the federal government as all the planes are packed

Paying customers have to wait in line at the ticket and security counters while the migrants have their own lines with no ticket needed just a seat assignment as their flight is Biden backed

So while Delta is spitting in the face of all its loyal customers, who for years made Delta their choice

The airline issued a nonsense missive advising how to capitalize black and brown supposedly giving people of color a reason to rejoice

This will all be for naught in the very near future as the FAA has issued new guidelines about hiring people with the following capabilities

The NEW diversity push includes a focus on hiring that include people with “severe intellectual and psychiatric disabilities”

So as you settle into your seat for a relaxing flight surrounded by unvetted and diseased people, you taxi to the runway as ordered by the traffic controller who just in the last few minutes was talking to his dog that passed on seven years ago

While listening to a rash covered baby screaming and coughing in pain across the aisle but in the same row

And the pilots seemed angry as they brushed past because with 20 years seniority they had been taken off the regular flight to St Tropez and assigned to O’Hare in February

Questioning the assignment cannot be considered as their pensions are waved in their face. But Chicago weather in February three years ago just wasn’t necessary

This administration is happy however. Their Secretary of Transportation is okay with the airline industry as a whole.

Just ignore doors falling off in mid-flight, massive numbers of flights being cancelled, the ongoing migrant shuffle, and suspect diversity hires. Mr Buttigieg assures us everything is under control

January 16, 2024 0

How Many Political Figures Would Survive Black Monday?

In the NFL the Monday following the last game of the season coaches not cutting the mustard are handed the rubber key

Judged by the team’s performance, it’s only the won-loss record that counts in the eyes of the powers that be

It matters not that owners’ egos, front office incompetents, and disgruntled players might have helped the coaches out the door

Injuries, bad calls, and missed field goals don’t matter at the end of the year, all that matters is the final score

It’s really too bad that political figures aren’t held to the same standard as the coaches

If a yearly grade determines that person’s right to stay in power, maybe something would be accomplished as zero hour approaches. In Congress no term limits instead of yearly judgement have kept these wooden totems in place far too long

Living large off the public feeding trough and continuously reminding Americans they were around when America was strong

Pick a Biden any Biden, and not one of them would have survived the first dismal season

Hunter (the coach’s yes-man) should be staring out from between bars, Jill (head cheerleader) accomplishes nothing and dresses like she’s looking for a hook up in third rate honky tonk and Joe (Head Coach) should be tried for treason

Gavin Newsom (VP of game plans) has single handily destroyed California. Running businesses out, raised taxes on top of taxes and offering migrants free healthcare

Alejandro Myorkas (Head Defensive Coach) A hand-picked defensive coordinator has left a huge gap in the defensive line that looks impossible to repair

Mitch McConnell (Head of Restaurant Operations) Mitch arrived at the other side of the hill years ago. He is now regarded a just a figurehead

His sole job is to make sure the feeding trough stays full and all the Rinos are well-fed

Lloyd Austin (Head Offensive Coordinator) has missed some meetings and disappeared into the hospital. He will now remain out of sight until a carefully written press release explains his how his elective surgery will somehow benefit the administrations game plan

And that release will be delivered with a straight face by the media relations secretary hoping her story will smooth things over before the real shit hits the fan

So many more names all feeling unapproachable by the American public. Maybe the NFL has it right. Base employment for another season on how they finish the year

And do not allow America to limp through another year with a losing campaign and flushed down the drain by well funded boosters and a demented angry racketeer

January 9, 2024 0

Rocky Mountain Foreboding Sky, in Colorado

Thomas Jefferson once said, “That government is the strongest of which every man feels himself a part”

Presently the Colorado State Supreme Court decided to look no further than their partisan beliefs for their ruling to the state’s voters to impart

Rocky Mountain Why, In Colorado

At just under 4.5 million registered voters, this group decided a man not convicted of any crime cannot be a candidate as he is not suitable to run

Throwing the Constitution aside, by a 4 to 3 vote this gang of justices tried to pull a fast one

Rocky Mountain Guy, In Colorado

By keeping Trump off the ballot pointing to currently unproven facts about the January 6^th insurrection

They would happily include the names of the candidates lagging behind and change the election’s overall complexion

Rocky Mountain High, In Colorado

By rejecting Trump, the justices were probably hoping the marijuana laws and Biden’s promise of college debt reduction would put the democrats over the top

Seeming to forget the likes of Denver, Boulder, and Aspen would soon become more third world slums as the migrant march to the north continues non-stop

Rocky Mountain Cry, In Colorado

The Colorado Secretary of State has since relented and said Trump will now be on the ballot as the Republicans have filed an appeal to the US Supreme Court

Although emphasizing the State Supreme Court was right in their ruling, she is now going to wait for the US Supreme Court’s decision and report

Rocky Mountain Die, In Colorado

The idea these judges feel empowered to decide an innocent, at this point, US citizen cannot appear on a ballot because they don’t like him

Is the equivalent of trashing the very foundation of America’s right to vote. One can go ahead and prime the organ to start the funeral hymn

Rocky Mountain Buy in, Not In Colorado

Meanwhile another pompous state official has popped up to keep Trump away from the voter citizens in Maine

Perhaps it’s time to realize America is on the train to destruction and the people driving the locomotive really are insane

December 30, 2023 0

It’s Not Fair, Putin Has The Center Square

In the game of Tic Tac Toe, if a player claims the center square, they are usually the winner

Exceptions do apply but to lose when you own the center means you are new to the game and a beginner

On TV for many years Hollywood Squares used to feature Paul Lynde in the center square

Many government ideas, politicians, and celebrities were skewed by his snarky answers seemingly formed from thin air

Now in real life and time the non-comedian, no nonsense Vladimir Putin controls the center of the Ukraine Tic Tac Toe game

He’s rolled his armies into Ukraine to take back the territories he wants to claim

Figuring he can outlast Ukraine’s limited fighting forces he can keep sending soldiers to the front lines

With his much ballyhooed counter offensive now mired in the muck, Zelensky is out of warm bodies, ammo, and money or so he whines

Hoping for a vertical three in a row in the Tic Tac Toe game, Zelensky had not counted on the American people to push back

Even more so, he was worried about being yesterday’s news due to the Hamas on Israel attack

Since Biden occupies the top right square, Zelensky hoped he could goad the dementia poster boy into more American aid

But he left DC with only promises and a lot of yesterday’s weapons to continue his bloody crusade

But secure in the whispered knowlege the Senate would approve the additional spending

By tying the corrupt payola to American troop pay raises and not give a nickel to the border war they should be defending

Secretly wishing to have Biden to commit American troops to his frontlines and turn his war into the next Viet Nam

Discovering quickly the House didn’t want its own troops to suffer through more years of Russian napalm

In 1983 the movie War Games centered on a character able to crack the main computer that controlled the military nuclear weapons

By supplying the right code the world would be destroyed in a matter of seconds

The horrified character convinced the computer to solve its issues with a game of Tic Tac Toe

The computer quickly realized the game was unwinnable when the center is occupied even with all systems on go

Perhaps its time for Zelensky to realize he doesn’t own the center square and is fighting an unwinnable war

He needs to begin negotiations, rewrite the Minsk agreement, and quit begging the US before the fed up Ukrainian citizens show him the door

December 14, 2023 0

Uncle Samantha Wants You

“If your actions inspire others to do more, learn more, and become more, you are a leader,” so stated John Quincy Adams

The Army is now asking soldiers dismissed for refusing the covid vaccine to return to duty according to mailed memorandums

It seems recruitment centers are way behind in making their quotas for the year

So in a gesture of good faith, with hat in hand, the government needs these discharged soldiers back. Whether they get back pay remains unclear

These service members had their lives turned upside down, left broke, out of a job, having to fend for their family and themselves, are now supposed to rush back into uniform and service

As the puppet masters in Washington seeing the current recruiting numbers are starting to get a little nervous

With no potential grunts and cannon fodder signing up, how are they going to support ongoing wars

Much hand wringing and high level “what if” talks were happening behind closed doors

Rumors of a new draft were beginning to circulate through the government controlled communication

Perhaps with a new draft, the government can fill job openings for all the people flooding the streets from mass migration

The migrants can’t serve as they are not citizens. They’re only here for a promised better life and government issued free stuff

Maybe the dress wearing trans officers in the military can inspire others like themselves to sign up, carry a weapon and act tough

It might just work until the Fort Benning sun causes their uniform dresses to wrinkle and their make up run

Word will quickly leak out that military service is work, can be dangerous, and just plain not fun

Perhaps the military can create inspirational TV commercials to run showing a bunch of white kids feeling good about their accomplishments after a day of training

But being around a command of socialist degenerates apparently has interest waning

Finally, an idea was stumbled upon that just might close the recruiting gap

This might just be the optic recruiting offices need and some junior Department of Defense officer could receive a feather in his cap

Perhaps the best way to sign up the little communists the public education system has been creating and up the recruiting numbers that are really starting to lag

When the Chairman of the Communist Party comes to the United States for a visit, have a fully uniformed soldier in dress blues stand at attention holding China’s Communist Flag

November 20, 2023 0

Its All In The Genes

News Flash! The Republican Party has just voted to oust the Elephant logo and replace the once proud and mighty symbol with a lemming

For seven years the Republican Party has allowed Ronna McDaniel lead to constant failures at the ballot box and then put up with her hawing and hemming

The new mascot being a small mouse-like rodent that blindly follows one another to a perceived better life

Just as today’s voters swallow the disinformation spewed from their I-phones advising a new term free from strife

Since her election, America has watched the Grand Old Party lose seven governorships, three seats in the Senate, nineteen seats in Congress and the Presidency

A debate is currently raging about x and y chromosomes. It should also be noted that a L chromosome applying to all genders has revelancy

The L or loser chromosome is inherited and passed down through the generations

Strangely, the carriers of this trait are able to force their incompetence on various populations

Think Sonny Boy Bush or Uncle Romney from the Republican Party. One destabilized the Mid-east and one couldn’t defeat an Iranian loving, America hating imperialist.

One chased imaginary weapons of mass destruction and one lost to the person that fanned real domestic flames of mass destruction turning America’s voters attitudes to that of defeatist

Just like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, the Republicans continue to allow McDaniel to preside

Thinking “its only two more years” has now turned to eight as the democrats continue to conquer and divide

As the once proud American citizen has been reduced to ask, “O death where is thy sting?”

It appears now that America’s death was elected and resides part time in the West Wing

November 10, 2023 0

Tax the Tip then Tax the Tax

Biden and his cronies have involved America in another war and cannot print money fast enough

The President realizing his cash reserves had run out long ago circled his toadies and tried to act tough

His act was somewhat negated by an aide sitting nearby with a box of adult diapers and a drool rag

His demand was to raise immediate cash to fund his multiple wars before the first serviceman returns home in a body bag

“We need to figure a way to quietly raise taxes before the people realize their already massive taxes are really supporting the One World Order”

“We can’t tax the migrants crossing the river as they’ve given all their cash to the cartels that allowed them to cross our border”

We can’t raise anymore taxes on income, dividends, property, purchases, food, travel, communication, entertainment, schools, utilities, or death since I promised to not raise taxes

“We need to find a way to bring in revenue in a hidden way to fool the masses”

“Sir,” piped up a government pip squeak. “Just a thought, but we don’t tax tips”

“What?” exclaimed the startled POTUS. We’re not collecting money from the person bringing us the dip and chips?”

“That needs to end now. Why I just left five dollars at the ice cream shop for the server with fine smelling hair”

“Getting some of that tip back immediately would seem very fair”

“And then Mr. President dare I say, we could then tax the tax,” stated the pip squeak

“I like it,” mumbled the Prez. “It means more we can pour new money into Ukraine’s coffers and slip a few bucks to whoever is in charge of the Gaza Strip conflict this week”

“But we won’t stop there, we’ll add a 2% “surcharge” to all taxes paid”

“Think about the immediate funds we can raise and most of the public will shrug and say it’s only 2% without realizing they’ve been played”

“Then they’ll turn back to their miserable little Facebook posts and reality TV and forget about the state of the nation”

“Since there are no migrants camping in their yard, no bullet holes in their car, or bombs exploding in their neighborhood, they’ll just sigh and pay this new taxation”

“If anyone protests or complains they’ll be turned in to the DOJ or the FBI

The agencies whose current motto is, They’re all a bunch of nobodies, and they all will comply”

November 2, 2023 0

Oregon’s Solution to College Debt

The high school diploma was presented to the beaming graduate, resplendent in their cap and gown

Ready to take on the world with this certificate little realizing the hoax after Oregon decided to dumb down

It seems the twelve years of study in the Oregon curriculum had amounted to being able to compete against those in other states who had finished Junior High

The stark realization will hit when on the job hunt, signs will metaphorically say Oregon students need not apply

In its infinite wisdom the State of Oregon decreed that high school students need not prove basic mastery of reading, writing or math to graduate from high school

The fact this is supposed to help marginalized students and those of color is down right cruel

“Here kid, here’s your certificate to a better life. Have someone read to you what it says”

In reality Oregon didn’t realize that by handicapping their own students with this idiotic decree, they actually helped the Prez

President Biden is looking for a way to cancel student debt. No further debt will be acquired by Oregon students as no accredited college will accept functional illiterates

Maybe a few will need loans if a for-profit college accepts them to attend class through one of their on-line affililates

A future of manual labor or rudimentary entry level jobs is all this diploma guarantees

Even the military expects a person to read and write before joining the rest of the inductees

For the most part, the new graduate will struggle with the everyday job application

Their resume will be sparse, their references will be in order but not helpful as the applicant won’t be able to perform written tasks or a simple calculation

Perhaps Oregon has a sinister goal of bringing in out-of-state people to fill vacant jobs

Because in a few years the State will need new unemployed bodies to replace those who have wised up and left the everyday protest mobs

October 30, 2023 0

Hot Damn, Another War!

There’s nothing like a good war shown in full color video to control people’s emotions

Display burned out buildings, dismembered bodies and babies screaming in terror to standardize everyone’s notions

It doesn’t matter who is fighting. Get in front of a microphone and condemn assorted leaders

Ukrainians yeah, Russians boo, Jews yeah, Palestinians boo. Peruse the written indignation carefully as you adjust your readers

Turn potential voters into brow beaten mush. Make sure to silence any comment their upbringing and education may form

Call them racists, Islamphobes, anti-semantics, Nazis, Russian sympathizers and any other handle CNN may advise. It’s the perfect storm

It’s all a clever dodge to bring on the New World Order and what’s better than a war to distract and capture all the headlines

That bothersome election is coming up and we need to show decisive leadership before any wavering democrats force the dementia issue and he resigns

His 200 page document on how he will defeat the pandemic turned out to be a huge Big Pharma money grab

Lockdown social activity, cancel schools and churches, social distance, wear a mask and all get a jab

The economy is crumbling under everyone’s feet. The dollar menu will now net you a small drink and a napkin.

Gas is $4 a gallon, trips are now a wish, visits have become a zoom call, and there is no drilling or fracking

The first family’s bad deeds had become the lead story for the nightly newscast

Influence peddling, pedophilia, criminal offspring and anger at the teleprompter. The networks are not hesitating to bring up the past

The border is overrun like its Black Friday at Best Buy with migrants now brazenly mugging for the cameras as they wade across the river

Knowing full well wherever they land the American people will stand and deliver

Then due to the miserable and cowardly withdrawal from Afghanistan, Russia rolled into Ukraine in 2022

Thank God the leadership can look oh so Presidential and strike fear in Putin with sanctions, tough talk, and a crippling reduction in their revenue

Ukraine has since become a money vacuum with an increasingly annoying leader and sloth-like military advances

Now even left leaning politicians are questioning Ukraine’s blatant corruption and winning chances

So the wonderfully timed Israel bombing was a godsend to the current administration

It takes inquiring minds off current domestic issues such as their own corruption, the economy, multiple labor strikes, and mass migration

There’s nothing like a few bombs, wartime atrocities, and heart wrenching video to put the White House in a jubilant mood

As the US citizens know they will be funding the Washington war machine and continue to be screwed

October 11, 2023 0

An Invite to The DC Halloween Party

Its the time of year for Halloween. Kids can dress up in overpriced costumes with a license to steal

A training ground for future representatives as they terrorize citizens demanding sweets or face the consequences. Of course what is mentioned in this writing can’t be real

This is also the perfect holiday for the elected Uniparty as Halloween rolls around every year on October 31rst

All are in a euphoric mood as the fiscal year ended the month before and its time for the payola checks to be dispersed

The costume party is the golden ticket. Everyone who is anyone will be in attendance

The fun is non-stop. The revelers all get to participate in games including pulling fire alarms, lying to the public, grooming little children, playing pin the indictment on the jackass and burning the Declaration of Independence

The costumes will not vary much as most will likely be dressed as business casual tyrants

And the kids that are attending will be given free bus tickets, a smart phone, a hotel room and all will be dressed as migrants

A few exceptions will be made for those who look like they stepped off the set of “The Walking Dead”

Biden will make a quick appearance, mumble something at the podium, shout something incoherent, and then be led off the stage to bed

McConnell will dress up as a deer and pretend to be caught in the head lights all night long

Pelosi will have spent too long in her wine cellar and come dressed as a Baywatch babe complete with a thong

To show his diversity Bernie announced he would attempt a little hip hop that he’d heard so much about

Until an aide whispers in his ear that hip hop doesn’t involve replacement surgery and to back off the scallops to avoid another flare-up of gout

Finally, a little guy in a green t-shirt will mingle through the crowd with a tin cup hoping the liquored up partyers would generously give to his cause

But after his stroll through the horde his cup will still be empty as he will be told numerous times to hit up the US taxpayers for that as we only make the laws

That aside, a good time will be had by all at this years Halloween bash

And come November everyone will adjourn to their homes for the long holiday break but only after passing two more pieces of legislation to clean Americans out of the last of their cash

October 3, 2023 0

The Red Herring Ploy Has Worked

The Cambridge English Dictionary defines a red herring as “something that misleads or distracts from a relevant or important question”

The fact, while hiding the socialist doctrine, the Biden/Harris ticket was designed to give the American public a severe case of indigestion

The puppet masters had a long range and sequenced plan of pulling the correct strings

Portraying Trump as the evil one all the while moving past Biden and grooming the next in their series of kings

They carefully managed to get this poor schlep elected by hook or by crook and used him as their three year mouthpiece all mapped out by the planning committees

Financing their cause by laundering money through Ukraine, lining their pockets with the New Green Deal payola, and gleefully watching as their potential voters overrun the sanctuary cities

This pickled herring has served them well but now it’s time for him as a leader to dispose

He’ll never know as his day now consists of waking, openly lying to fit his agenda, and during meetings seeming to doze

So the master plan worked. Scared to touch this ridiculous shell of a man as the next in line has been a bona fide failure

The next few months will prove interesting as Harris will be appointed to a job of political favoritism and Biden will be committed to either perpetual care or a jailor

So who is the next political savior? Will it be Newsom the California louse?

Or will the rapid deterioration of his own state cause him to bow to Obama’s spouse

It will prove interesting as Trump will be mired in multiple lawsuits that will keep him tied up for political posterity

As the democrat voters align themselves behind who ever is anointed by the puppet masters in a show of socialist solidarity

September 12, 2023 0

Another Week, Another Camera Puppet

This week another rising star in the Georgia 15 minutes of fame political scene gets her moment in the sun

A member of the “Al Sharpton School for Camera Puppetry Arts,” filed indictments against the former President hoping among the same tired charges there exists a smoking gun

Appearing in front of the cameras everytime the light comes on she represents a city that was once “too busy to hate”

Future political ambitions are at stake with these indictments as she might just come off looking like a political lightweight

With the turmoil that is the democrat party and the spineless bottom feeders representing republicans, the Fulton County courtroom may turn out to be just a mere sideshow

Maybe the mug shots of these desperate criminals plastered all over the news will help cover the rapid decline of what is America led by “Vacation Joe”

Inflation, immigration, criminal behavior, homelessness, the Ukraine piggy bank, all are child’s play when a despicable phone call is made questioning the integrity of a final vote count

Replays have become common place in sports. Challenging a questionable call that could change a game’s outcome is considered routine and necessary. But a phone call that could change the course of the country shouldn’t be considered paramount

Here’s some news for the glamour photo queen heading the attack on the former Commander in Chief

If there were substance to the charges the Feds would have already nailed his hide to the wall. Once this sad comedy plays out the voters will breathe a sigh of relief

All the voters care about now is who will be the running mate

Should the right candidate be announced, it might take the potential 12 years to set this country straight

A lot of America is now terrified after watching the United States become a banana republic in less than three years

This time the public will be voting with their wallets, their children’s future, and their own well-being while they watch the democrats slowly drown in an ocean of crocodile tears

August 24, 2023 0

Your Social Score, Your New Life

With the re-election of the demented one, the US adopted a social credit score system. Where Big Brother is finally able to control your every movement like never before

Be a good little socialist and you’ll be able to provide your family with food and heat, but any balk at the stringent rules and regulations will result in a bad credit score

Electricity, gasoline, internet access, and everyday purchases will all be granted based on your behavior

One will have to toe the line because once implemented, on the horizon there rides no savior

Try posting something on the internet that doesn’t lean to the left, buying a gasoline fueled car, or too much beef and you will be stopped

The rules for life are all posted. Follow the guidelines without push back, You will adopt

The system will work flawlessly. The newly armed agents will enforce all mandates and lock downs

However, this new system didn’t allow for one forgotten component that should have been obvious to these government clowns

The never ending Ukraine War, the New Green Deal, and the border crisis were all costing money the government didn’t have

Desperately the government will begin seeking other sources of income like a hemorrhoid needs salve

To soothe the never ending cash itch it was decided that a credit box be installed in citizen’s abodes

You need something but your credit score is stopping the transaction. Swipe your card for the needed item as your income steadily erodes

Need some additonal rationed ground beef to feed the guests? Tap your government issued bank card

Just remember, with that purchase, next month’s sale of beef will be barred

More gas for the vacation, download an additional movie, power for Christmas lights? Feed the box

Don’t even think about buying any property, a second car, or any stocks

Major purchases are prohibited unless one obtains a phenomenal social credit score awarded to very few

You will obey every command if you ever want to own a boat, a pet, or even an approved tattoo

Once running afoul of the new laws, remaining rights and privileges are removed and quiet resignation takes place

As liberal judges in their kangaroo court wave their wand and sides with extreme socialist idealism in every case

Remembering after the fact that Washington DC is full of liars, promises are cheap and votes are easily bought

So now the citizens can sit back in their drab marginally heated room and watch the rest of America rot

August 6, 2023 0

How To Be President

The creased and dog-eared copy of How To Be President rested in the basket beside the White House commode

The very slim booklet was there for the Commander in Chief to read at his leisure when the applesauce flowed

The booklet was less than forty pages with a large font and many pages had been accentuated with a yellow highlighter

For instance a passage on passing gas at a state dinner was advising trying to hold on and squeeze the buttocks a little tighter

On the contrary, letting one rip and placing a thumb on the forehead and pointing at the visiting foreign dignitary is frowned upon

Chapter three deals with the press and the behaviour of your offspring especially when one turns out to be your evil spawn

The book states to express admiration in your child’s intelligence, deny any association with his wrong doing and ignore him when featured in pornography on his laptop

Have your accountants hide the stream of foreign bribes into your offshore accounts and shell companies while you continue to harvest the cash crop

Chapter five is completely marked in yellow explaining how to handle America’s sudden turn for the worse

It emphasizes blaming all failures on your bombastic buffoon predecessor and if pressed by questions from the media simply sneer and fail to converse

The final chapter deals with a pathway to retirement without any guilt

It reads that after emptying the Treasury to fund your foreign puppet bag man, draining all the countries’ gas reserves, and killing any optimism of the American citizens, simply walk away with no crying over any blood you have spilt

July 21, 2023 0

Hunter’s Potential NIL Deal

Recently much has been written about student athletes selling their likeness and name in college sports

Recruitment has taken a new approach from sitting on Mama’s couch to now openly waving around the big bucks says the news reports

Major cash payments are made to star athletes to make sure they sign with a specific team

Coincidentally, the selling of a name and likeness has also been a Biden dream

With the help of both the DOJ and the FBI there is no limit to the amount of cash any Biden can stash

The Bidens are sure that money buys class so people will no longer imply the White House is occupied by slimey white trash

Let’s all take a look at the potential sales for name and likeness for the now scot-free Hunter Biden

As he just received a slap on the wrist and is now thumbing his nose at everyday folks because daddy is presiding

The radio is now free to play the tiresome jingle of the Hunter endorsed Jo-boi’s crack house.

♫We get the best crack, it’ll sure get you high and then as a bonus when you can’t leave the house you get to bang your dead brother’s spouse♫

Also lining up for their share their payola with Hunter is the kiddie porn website Lil T&A

This website seems to focus on immature relatives dressed in lingerie on which uncles, daddies and granddaddies may prey

Not wanting to be left out of the cash cow give away is Big Mike’s Pawn and Gun Shop

Included with each gun sale is a fake certificate stating the background check is legit and directions for when things get hot to the nearest clandestine dumpster drop

Finally, foreign countries are all clamoring to have a Biden seated on the board

State run gas companies, off shore banking, and climate change dodges are all paying the Big Guy and son all they can afford

So once again college athletics have been reduced to looking like rank amateurs when it comes to raking in the big bucks

Now instead of the deep pockets of influential alumni boosters, this NIL campaign is financed by foreign governments with security provided by the DOJ and the FBI and that is what really sucks

June 21, 2023 0

Buying Votes With Fairy Tales

Election season is gearing up and once again voters are being courted with fairy tales.

We’ll give you money, raise your flag, and cancel your debt. They resort to impossible myths when all else fails

Reparations are creeping back into the mainstream nightly broadcasts. Voters will happily vote for a person when there’s a shot at free millions

And shake their fist at those stating that reparations are a pipe dream designed only to anger a particular base as everyone else are racist villains

Money is the root of all evil. Even with many state governments providing lip service to the idea of reparations, none can afford to cut the checks

They all know the state treasury does not hold the billions demanded for 200 year old injustices but it does give those all opposing to be called white supremacist red necks

The Cornell Law website states that a contract is “an agreement between parties creating mutual obligations that are enforced by law”

This administration once again is going for the vote by trying to cancel college debt never forced on anyone but due to the interest charged are currently living in the basement of an inlaw

A college degree is no longer a ticket to instant riches and spending a quarter million on a liberal arts degree just doesn’t make good sense

But to get your vote this administration will talk a tough game only before being told by the courts that cancelling debts is illegal and you’re still on the hook for the full expense

The sadness and confusion in a child’s eyes after being told by his teacher that’s it’s okay not to tell his parents if he doubts his boyhood

When in reality his stutter is the stress from the classroom bully who punches and jeers when the kid is misunderstood

“Here’s a pamphlet to read, just ask me questions, and we’ll see a special doctor on Thursday

“And we’ll work on understanding our feelings and just remember it’s okay to be gay”

Finally, by lumping all LGBT under the same umbrella this administration can strike a blow at all who oppose any transition in a child

They’ll all vote for President Applesauce because he flew the Pride Flag on the White House steps and in the photo op, his staff all applauded and smiled

The fact is most don’t care what adults do with other adults behind closed doors

But selling fleeting fantasies and dreams are best left to the professional whores

June 13, 2023 0

When You Realize Everyone Lies

You were educated in what was thought as a quality public education. Your daily lectures were interspersed with lessons concerning CRT, gender dysphoria, and white guilt

But the past couple of years doubt started creeping in based on personal observations of the country’s failings this current controlling political party has built

The college degree still years from being paid, netted a low paying barista job in an area beset by daily crime

Originally obsessed with proper pronouns, socialism and whatever fight the media is currently pursuing, you are now passing the hours one latte at a time

The depressing sameness of living each day with an angry mental hair trigger had become soul crushing

All the while striving for the Utopian life the cloistered tenured professors had been gushing

When in reality the idea of home ownership, travel abroad, and the end to student loans were a just a pipe dream

Used and fleeced by the idealistic spouting left, leaving your self value feeling as a lowly pawn in a mad man’s scheme

You’d tattoo’d, pierced, and dyed. You’d marched, protested, hung out and hooked up and then it hit you right between the eyes

Your sainted leftist leaders, the ones you voted for, fought for, and ostracized friends and family for were using you and everyone lies

It turns out this leftist group were way worse that those capitalist pigs for the past few years you had cursed

The left had always been about their own greed. The border crisis, Russian collusion, big Pharma shots, Ukraine money laundering, and the New Green Deal were an orchestrated plot to help quench this avaricious thirst

The capitalist pigs desired wealth and power but at least grudgingly paid their workers to achieve their riches

Your once worshiped leftist leaders had turned out to be just a bunch of lying, cheating, covetous sons of bitches

So who will try to sell this socialist agenda when this elected dishonest senile fool is finally run out of town on a rail

The decision could be tough as most of the current elected leaders have a good chance of being in jail

May 20, 2023 0

Come on Colleagues, Lets Exploit a New Group of Poor People

Washington’s elite were positively giddy. With the non-stop border crossings, suddenly there was a whole new generation of working class

The last group of manual laborers had become restless demanding this, demanding that and had become a royal pain in the ass

But now there were millions crossing the border and the ruling class gleefully acknowledge the Republican citizens will never give these non-citizens a chance to vote

So now the the DC royalty have a new generation of people to wash their limos, trim their hedges, and their bags to tote

The ruling class now has a chance to blend all recent border crossers in with the long time dreamers they have to managed to avoid for years

Now that Congress can’t tell a dreamer from a new migrant any chance for citizenship suddenly has disappeared

The old lechers on the hill are beside themselves as unaccompanied minors poured across the river and into waiting vans

They were drooling in anticipation to get one of these new innocents in their gnarled hands

Claiming the border is secure and immigration is down, the White House is satisfied with the results

Thanks to the fawning media, a deaf ear is turned to the dottering liar in charge by the everyday people whose intelligence he insults

“My son is innocent, Ukraine is the hot button for worldwide freedom, white supremacy is the root of all evil, and the border is secure”

Only the ignorant, the ruling class, and the true puppet masters spew that line of manure

As the next wave of manual labor flows across the river thinking a better life and prosperity is up for grabs

And now the only advantage this work force has is no one crossing today has to take any of the poisonous jabs

May 8, 2023 0

When The Village Fails The Child

Long living under the mantra of “it takes a village to raise a child,” government agencies sold the public this lie and proclaimed everything was good

Forget about the nuclear family, strong parenting, and solid public education. The kids today are being raised by tired old grannies and lessons from the hood

Violence has now become an acceptable form of behavior. Learn to take what you want and let only the chumps pay

Intimidation rules. Respect comes from having it all your way

After all, you have watched your broken family of relatives live in the same roach filled neighborhood for five generations

The daily grind of hand outs and just scraping by has led to years of desolate frustrations

Continuously feeling the empty nothingness the future holds, erupting in a moment of fury over what is perceived as a slight isn’t much of a reach

Whether its destroying a c-store display, slapping a fast food worker or slamming another magazine into the breech

For years the government has patted the underserved on the head and stated everyone will have an equal opportunity

When in reality, no government or public school has done a thing to improve the community

The current administration seems more concerned with electric cars, tearing down womens’ sports and keeping the borders unrestrained

They had promised to unite, give all a fair shake, eliminate poverty and hunger or at least that’s what they campaigned

So the real lesson learned was a few minutes of furious power on the road to nowhere

Is better than just another day of disappointments and despair

April 29, 2023 0

It’s Official

Its official! Biden is running for re-election as three million migrants cheer the taxpayers continuing nightmare

While the United States citizens wonder just how much more this once thriving economy can bear

The previously mighty United States has become a worldwide laughingstock in just a shade over two Biden years

Violence across the nation has exploded keeping people behind locked doors playing to their fears

Though not as effective as the covid panic, the new fears will have to do until the coming lock downs are ordered with the new pandemic scare

Continue to call China the enemy, but secretly deposit laundered money from the communist regime in the “Big Guy’s” share

While hollering about the difficulty of voting in person, Biden still beats that dead horse

Making ballot box stuffing easy for the people who really wouldn’t lift a finger to vote for the man they now endorse

Besides, who has gas enough to power a vehicle to drive to a precinct to vote in person

As the Saudis cut oil production perceived as a slap in Biden’s face causing the price at the pump to worsen

So the miscreants, the pedophiles, and the crooked are circling the wagons to figure how best to have this drooling shell campaign

They certainly won’t let him debate as he can only read from a teleprompter and off the cuff remarks are continuously inane

He cannot field questions from the press as he appeared befuddled in Ireland by a question from a nine-year-old child

He’ll have to resort to timed responses from the press picture book answering only the softball questions his staff compiled

Then he’ll practice his sneer and sarcastic come backs to any non scripted question to preserve his air of high and mighty

Because he knows questions not previously practiced would result in another skid mark in his tighty whiteys

April 25, 2023 0

Woman Light

Presently there’s a media blow-up over some trans dude with his pic on a can of Bud Light

Demonstrating once again it doesn’t take much for people from either side of the coin to be ready to fight

One shouldn’t blame the woke VP that green lighted the trans ad campaign as she was only following the current woke media trend

The media darlings emphasized are portrayed by unisex drones unable to think beyond what the current TikTok influencers recommend

Forget about evolution. Build a better gender through medicine and science.

And put those, inflexible in their beliefs, women back behind a household appliance

The media has always mollified women with just a cursory nod to the brilliant and brave

Joan of Arc and Madam Curie both mocked for their gender, ended as heroines, but their exploits led to an early grave

Of course there were assorted queens through the centuries but they obtained their status through marriage or birthright

But the everyday woman is continuously pushed aside, as beyond an occasional sex symbol, they just don’t seem to excite

The media was quick to take up women’s causes, and just as quickly dismissed them.

June Cleaver morphed into stronger roles such as Police Woman or Mary Tyler Moore. Now those roles as professionals are awarded to the femme

On the other hand, the folks declaring as trans seem to be highlighted as members of Biden’s cabinet or a sports figure

Their attempt at the opposite sex appears to be desperate as their mirror gives them a different vision than the finished product the public sees and what the doctor was trying to configure

Once again regulated to the back of the bus, women have to endure the current fad of whom the media adore

Women need to show Washington and the media that those faking their genders require no celebration and women don’t need to adjust their lives around these few anymore

April 18, 2023 0

We’re A Little Worried About Joey

Wikipedia defines paranoia “as an instinct or thought process that is believed by anxiety or fear to the point of delusion or irrationality”

Knowing his days are numbered, Paranoid Joe wants to make his mark as his thoughts are increasingly occupied by his own mortality

“Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs or beliefs of conspiracy causing a perceived threat towards oneself (i.e. everyone is out to get me)”

Poor Joey doesn’t realize in his anxiety, those that disrespect him the most are the real powers that be

Those powers forced a pig in a poke on the American public and just now are beginning to realize the extent of their folly

Now the hand-picked flunkies surrounding this figurehead stand helplessly by as Russia fires volley after volley

The tanks rolled into Ukraine over a year ago and tons of money were thrown in that direction to prop up the puppet regime

“We need more money, we need more weapons, we need jets, and now we need soldiers,” the T-shirt continues to scream

“Why is this happening to us?” The lapdogs wonder. All thought they reinforced the idea that every crisis could be blamed on Putin and Trump

Now China is meeting with Russia, Russia is blowing our drones out of the sky, and the last thing the world remembers of our retreat in Afghanistan is a picture of a fleeing uniformed American rump

An unhinged Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny had his marbles, Joe appears to have his printing press. By printing money he doesn’t have he thinks all is cured and everyone will like him

And from that pool of unaudited money his crooked family will continue to skim

His caretakers advise him to answer no questions as he hides from one disaster after another

And questions yelled as he staggers stiff legged from the podium go in one ear and out the other

So he hides on his private beach making America’s problems all based on climate change and race

While hoping some other world power big meany doesn’t run up and kick sand in his face

March 18, 2023 0

If Jaws was Filmed By Today’s Leftist Mob

In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment

In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent

The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path

The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath

Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote

Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

“You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”

Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands

“I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”

The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread

“I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”

Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release

“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”

By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas

“Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”

America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark

“Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”

America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit

And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order

Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border

March 3, 2023 0

Liar’s Pursuit: A New Drinking Game

The State of the Union speech was droning on, beer cans were strewn across the table and many more littered the floor

The drinking game had ended. Three participants had passed out and the fourth’s head was in toilet. The group had long quit keeping score

The night had started innocently enough as the rules were simple. Every time Biden told an obvious lie everyone had to chug a beer

Only thirty minutes in, out of suds and sobriety, the group needed to make a beer run but had no one to volunteer

This naive group didn’t realize that to keep the Globalist and leftist agenda flowing

Bigger lies needed to piled on existing lies to keep this anti-American disease growing

No mask or lockdown can keep this disease from spreading. Developed in Washington’s lab of disorder this mental pandemic is to be considered a true gain of function

Thrust on most Americans by a small angry group that demands complete surrender without any compunction

The appointed figurehead continues to lie to fit his needs and then runs away, tight lipped, like the miserable vindictive coward he is

While yelling from the podium how everything wrong is everyone’s fault but his

As his trained seals in the audience stood, flapped their flippers and tooted their horns

The few people watching this charade looked out the window at the shambles this administration enforces and for the simple days of yesterday, quietly mourns

He screams he’s going to need more tax money to fight the fentanyl addiction and more equipment and man power to help with the border

After writing another huge check to Ukraine to help with Zelensky’s non-stop take out order

Accusing all who oppose him as the reasons for his policy futility

His own party is questioning the future of their own grip on power with his continuing downward spiral of electability

The quiet fear is he must start a war to prove himself a decisive top gun

So he can show the world who’s in charge and no one would challenge a second term when he announces his run

Plato said, “The measure of a man is what he does with power”

Biden’s idea of leadership is incorporated in poor decisions, lies, and fleeing to Delaware to hide and cower

February 9, 2023 0

When Your Popularity is based on the Price of Eggs

The lowly egg, once vilified as a cholesterol boosting agent is now positioned as the poster child of economic woes

The price of eggs has skyrocketed lately due to various factors that may leave one penniless and the lenders on your property to foreclose

The once cheap source of protein now requires some thought before indulging in your standard breakfast fare

To order that three egg omelet, one must figure that person a millionaire

Perhaps the common egg could now become a form of currency or barter

“Sir that will be 453 eggs to replace that broken starter”

Suddenly the backyard chicken coops become today’s gold mine

The homestead would now the guarded by large snarling dogs and a No Trespassing sign

The homeowner would anxiously wait for cackling hen to announce the arrival of new “cash”

One more egg in the basket to hide in the wall safe along with the rest of the stash

The current administration’s popularity has nose dived recently. Gas prices are bad enough but the price of eggs cannot be blamed on Putin

Shortly when the bored and angry begin to riot, the jewelry and liquor will be left alone and the egg cases in the grocery stores will be the target of looting

When Biden and his gang of thieves decided to give Zelensky a bunch of tanks, maybe the taxpayers, to pay the bill, ought to pony up by the dozen in recyclable cardboard

Since he has bled the average taxpayer dry with his upcharges and hidden taxes, being paid by eggs is all the citizen can afford

Considering a tank costs roughly nine million dollars have the taxpayers ante up 15,517,241 eggs and shells to pay the expense

Let that be payment for escalating an unwinnable conflict and Washington’s lack of commonsense

January 26, 2023 0

An Easy Path To Bipartisanship

Much has been made about the lack of bipartisanship in Congress. The Democrats are too liberal and the Republicans all sit to the right of Genghis Kahn

The ability to achieve anything is accomplished only through threat of government shutdown on a conclusion forgone

The hand wringing is only getting worse as those elected want to control all the balls in their sandbox

Control the box, enrich yourself with pet projects, pork for the large donors, and insider trading upgrading your portfolio of stocks

No one reaches across the aisle, offers a workable solution, or considers the voters

This selfishness has only created chaos at the southern border, the murder of thousands of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and the blowing of Taps for gasoline motors

However, there exists a pathway to this elusive bipartisanship. It’s simply called shoot a liar

The rules are clear cut. Take any official regardless of party affiliation, caught in a provable lie and throw their name in a rotating bingo cage. Once a year draw a name, stand that person in front of a firing squad and open fire

The day that miscreant is called would be tax day and a homeless vet gets to draw the name

When the person is notified they’re included in the cage they’ll be given a chance to come clean or deny the blame

The name then stays in the cage until their name is drawn, or they “fess up,” resign and disappear

So round and round the cage goes and whose name is drawn nobody knows creating huge Vegas betting odds and loser tears

Once a name is drawn it’s too late. There is no jury trial just a videotape of the proven lie

Then a quick march over to the execution wall as that person chose deceit and greed over truth and its now time to die

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, Washington’s swamp would in no time resemble a ghost town

As both politicians and various influencers climb over each other’s backs before they’re lying at the base of the wall facedown

Those left would strive to work together as America was founded on truth, compromise and individual rights

The day of the lie would be over, Congress would quickly learn to work together and that is what unites

January 6, 2023 0

Trying To Put 2022 In The Rearview Mirror

The citizen had picked up speed and rounded the corner trying to leave 2022 behind

Normally the thought of a new year offered a ray of hope, but this one promises the same grind

Sadly this new year looks much the same as the images rapidly fading in the rear view mirror

The people running the show are the same group that most are familiar with only now appear queerer

The head man in charge now is stating he is extending his hand to work with the parties on both sides of the aisle

By kissing up to the RINOS he’s hoping to avoid an embarrassing explanation of payola, influence peddling, and selling out America during his son’s trial

This miscreant has already accomplished most of his desired goals since he took office

He’s thrown the border open, forced America into a recession, and turned the cities over to the lawless

He can resume his free spending of taxpayer money in Ukraine so his democratic kickback continues to roll in

While ignoring America’s pleas for the hungry, homeless and the unemployed much to the population’s chagrin

Looking forward to 2023 he knows to keep his job he has to throw his pathetic hand-picked Vice President under the bus

Hopefully by ditching this glaring mistake, America will feel better about a new running mate that clearly doesn’t disgust

He continues to rule from his throne as he desires to be a part-time king four days a week

The other three days he can hide on the beach disguising the fact he is truly an antique

Looking forward through the windshield the landscape looks noticeably similar, driving faster may only net a speeding ticket and increased insurance rates

The gloomy future continues to raise its ugly head without much hope on the horizon for these United States

January 3, 2023 0

Great Stocking Stuffer Idea: Turkey Jerky

The USDA defines jerky as a “dense meat that has been made lightweight by drying”

It seems with the new Congress there will be 19 members that are 80 and up. That’s a lot of adult diapers the taxpayers will be supplying

The USDA also states that jerky is shelf stable and requires no refrigeration

The only item required by these geriatric members is a constant donation

They’ve been around for years. But one has to question, why are they still there?

They’ve all grown richer at your expense but don’t expect help from them in your region as that’s your own cross to bear

They keep getting voted in because you as a voter recognize their name, and they’ve done nothing to put themselves in the electors’ crosshairs

If they can lie low long enough thanks to their free healthcare, they can continue to sop up the gravy and become multi-millionaires

It doesn’t matter one bit about party affiliation, they’re very comfortable with their lot in life

Flying in above the electorate, one shouldn’t miss the welcoming luncheon, while all the poor folk struggle with their daily strife

Democrat or Republican, the geezers are in. They may not like the majority policies but kay sera sera, whatever will be will be

So please pass the lobster and champagne as all is good. Just don’t try to redistrict their area or you’ll hear them scream like a banshee

So here’s to your longevity and compassion. I sincerely believe the signed message just above your request for another donation

Though you’ve represented my region for seven terms, I know you’ve never visited this location

It’s long pastime for term limits on both houses and an age limit for the candidates and elected members

Before the entire congress has the memory of their own “big guy” who would call you by name if he only remembers

December 8, 2022 0

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