The twice a year, government mandated jet lag is being forced upon us
The puppet masters are demanding the population be out of sync so everyone adjusts
It’s time to reset every clock in 48 states for no apparent reason
To ignore the command like not paying taxes would be considered treason
The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time is happening soon
So the evening rush hour in sudden darkness is a body shop boon
The children are still standing at the morning bus stop in the dark
It’s just as black when the afternoon soccer van pulls up for them to disembark
Forget about the massive efforts, time, and cost to change every clock
The audit of company information checking the mythical hour provides sticker shock
Four hundred thirty four million is a number provided as loss in productivity
All forfeited over a hundred year old senseless activity
But this clock setting exercise in futility is not without its’ charms
Blow dried smiling local news people get to advise to check your smoke alarms
Morning rush, meetings and appointments are all in a slow motion haze
While the government sends out pretentious messages singing the praise
Cows and chickens set their day by the sun not their time pieces
The farmers hate the time changes as their stress increases
This idea was instituted in the early twentieth century
The reason behind this notion was very elementary
This was a way to conserve power when the days were longer
From a fiscal sense the use of daylight made the idea stronger
This was before international trade, computers or air conditioning
The world’s move from agrarian to industrialization was transitioning
Twenty four hour business and seven days a week communication
But we, the sheep continue to change our clocks with out further legislation
Time changes were implemented and regulated to aid our forebears
Now our seething tempers diminish after a couple of weeks so no one cares
Heart attacks, auto accidents, and psychotic reactions, all indicate time change stress
With zombie like precision the clocks are set as the government requests
This will change as it always does, when a pregnant politician
Gives birth at 1:47 am the day of the spring forward edition
The twins will be born thirty minutes apart at just the right hour
To make the bleary eyed staff person typing the records cower
The records will show the time of delivery of the first born
Is actually after the second twin due to the hour of the morn.
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