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The Lamest Lynch Mob

The promise had been made, the suspects identified, and the criminal charges only need to be filed

The alleged complaints ranged from fraud, treason, and insider trading with many more charges that could be added from the list compiled

The President claims to hold all the cards to drain the swamp and send these lawbreakers to jail

But yet its been nine months and no one has even had to post bail

The usual suspects were in the lineup. Familiar faces to all

Each and every one had become fabulously wealthy on the taxpayer’s dime and none believed for a minute from their esteemed perch they would fall

Though the list is long, a few indictments would sooth some anger over their votes and Presidential choice

Just to see a couple white collar criminals in prison blues would cause many to rejoice

First up would be the despicable gnome, Dr Fauci who ruled the CDC and locked down the population

He annointed himself as supreme ruler of health and expected America to kowtow to every proclamation

Buisnesses closed, education was taught at home, and people turned on citizens due to his farcical rules

Then sitting by his pool in a chaise lounge and laughing at the Amercian people he treated like fools

Next would be President Biden himself. Funny how when he dropped out of the race people stopped praising him

Maybe it was because now people didn’t want to associate with his crooked family and a man who appeared quite dim

Suddenly the democrats threw in all their cards on an underwhelming Vice President who was instantly behind in her campaigning

The Biden cartel caused more hurt to America than anyone will ever know, by the way would someone like to buy a painting?

Then there’s Hillary whose nefarious schemes included the whole russian collusion lie, and classifed intel sent to her private laptop

And Chelsea bought her ten million dollar mansion in NYC allegedly using Haiti as her cash crop

Next chain gang candidate should be Adam Schiff and his mortgage fraud

Claiming two homes on opposite coasts as primary residences to secure favorable loans, he insists the charges are politically motivated so the right wing will applaud

Also involved in the Russian collusion and steadfast in his lie, charges might have to be filed here too

Yet they all walk free on a higher plane while the rest of us are all mired in the ever encroaching goo

But the Bionis, the Patels, and the Hegseths have done nothing with any of these complaints

Perhaps just maybe when the sheets are pulled back, America will see there are no saints

September 16, 2025 0

The Cloak Of Ignorance

The ignorance and outright stupidity was on full display.

The left once again had reason to celebrate. A conservative had been shot and their idea of world dominance was underway

The man killed by the assassin’s bullet was a debater extraordinaire

He questioned the leftists values in a non-combative tone and their answer was usually only a blank stare

Because having a leftist explain their beliefs is similar to pulling rotten teeth

It boils down to the fact they feel slighted by society so only hatred simmers beneath

That is why the fallacy of socialism exists, because to be a socialist all things are equal and must be shared

Meaning the obese, unemployed, pierced person has a right to some of the earnings of the mechanic from the cars he repaired

Should this hard-working person object to give up a portion of wages then he is considered a fascist or a Nazi

And his name will be spat upon by the green-hired liberal posse

Spurred on in their hatred by the leaders in Congress today

The multi-millionaires who don’t care a bit about their electorate as long as their words cause the ignorant to disobey

Taught from an early age to hate anyone who is considered better looking, has a solid work ethic, or ambitions to get ahead

“Those who can’t do, teach” or so the saying goes. And teach they do into the young minds their leftist values they embed

Then taught by the elbow patch, tweed wearing professors whose idea of research is to plagiarize a scholar’s work from 400 years ago.

And retreat behind ivy covered walls to check the stock market and drink Merlot

Yet hatred like a mushroom cloud boils over and rage becomes violence

As the protestors become mobs shouting profane epithets and waving third world flags of defiance

These idealistic students want to tear down society, write social media death threats, and finally shoot up a school as pressures from social media causes one to go rogue

The condition is mental illness caused by unfit instructors, pretentious professors, social media and the realization that you’ll never make the cover of Vogue

The voices you hear are from years of conditioning. By too much screen time, unsupervised teaching, and bleeding heart social workers

The voices heard and acted on are the same ones directing you to pull the trigger and commit the murders

When the real driver behind the scenes, the one controlling the mass media that he carefully staffs

Leans back in his chair, puts his feet on his desk and laughs

September 13, 2025 0

Archie Revisited

♫ “Boy the way America was played

Ploys that hid the big charade

Non-Binaries like us had it made

Those were the days

And you knew who you were then

Men were girls and girls were men

Mister we could use a man Joseph Biden again

Didn’t need no MAGA state

Only a few had to pull their weight

Gee our old EV ran great

Those were the days” ♫

Edy: “Oh Archie, I’m going to the market for a can of peaches in heavy syrup”

Archie: “Ah gee Edy, just watch out for guys wearing a red hat and driving a pickup”

Soy Boy: “Hey Arch, just because someone drives a pickup doesn’t make them a Trump backer”

Archie: “Ah Geez, Soy Boy, anyone driving a pickup probably is a republican and definitely a cracker”

Glory Bee: “Daddy, that’s not fair. You blast half the country because of what they drive?”

Archie: “That’s right little girl. All those people want to do is drink beer and cut our benefits so we don’t survive

Soy Boy: “Those people Archie!? Those people are what keeps America going”

“They’re the tradesmen, the truck drivers and the shelf stockers, doing their job whether it’s blazing hot or snowing

Edy: “That’s true Archie. Without them how would I get my can of peaches?”

Glory Bee: “Oh mama, here comes another of daddy’s speeches”

Archie: “So its speeches is it? Do any of these red hats sign my check?”

“No it’s the good old government and not some high school dropout redneck”

Soy Boy: “But Arch, without my check you wouldn’t be able to pay rent from what the government pays you”

Archie: “Let me remind you Soy Boy. Who put a roof over your head and food on the table and never missed a payment when rent was due”

Glory Bee: “It’s not our fault we can’t afford a house with the housing market the way it is today”

Archie: “Aha, so you need to live by my rules for you to stay

Edy: “Don’t listen to him, Glory Bee. Archie’s on his soapbox with those anti-MAGA slogans he loves to spew”

Archie: “Edy, stifle yourself will you”

August 13, 2025 0

The Rage of Self Hatred

Recently a television ad aired showing a young, blue-eyed, blond actress sporting a pair of tight- fitting jeans

Immediate uproar was heard from the leftist crowd as they felt this particular advertisement demeans

The actress didn’t accentuate multicolored hair, excessive tattoos or piercings and wasn’t a minority

Perhaps in real life she stayed in shape as part of her regiment as her looks and body type became her own priority

The company had their choice of people to wear their jeans and drive away in a super car

But hiring a woke person to sell product was attempted by a large beer company in an ad crusade that was quite bizarre

Maybe the Madison Avenue execs are starting to turn the corner with their new campaigns

The bottom line is why they exist and profit generated by their one minute spots keeps fuel in the company’s planes

So the internet has to stir the hatred. This fascist person is selling the Nazi ideal

The self loathing peaks and blood pressure rises when the actress slides behind the wheel and shows her backside to the audience as the tires peel

This person wasn’t an over-weight glutton dancing down the street selling a weight loss pill

Or a minority sniffing a laundry detergent as if it was her only thrill

While the phone pounds away that everyone has it all and all is sensational

But then reality clicks in at the hyper-mart. No cash, no credit, and petty theft occurs as the situation becomes confrontational

“It’s not fair,” the internet screams. All should be equal regardless of education, work ethic, and size of paycheck

So the seething hatred becomes violent. Fast food counters, c-store displays, storefronts, and innocent bystanders’ lives are easy to wreck

The rule of everyone equal has created a mental illness that has gotten out of hand

The continual drumbeat of white superiority and destruction of once peaceful cities all appear government planned

Import 14 million people to live on the dole. Increase the national debt until America is beyond broke

All to advance a policy of governmental control behind the disguise of being woke

They tried diluting an election, forced rapid inflation, spread a lab-grown disease and ordered questionable vaccines

So it’s hard to believe the hoopla being stirred by miserable leftists over a pair of jeans

July 28, 2025 0

Mi Casa Es Su Casa

The pot fields were immaculate, groomed by illegal migrants, some being unaccompanied minors

Pot farms designed to turn American’s minds to mush, these former vegetable greenhouses were the new gold rush forty-niners

The former cucumber farms were seen now as very profitable growing their own shade of green

Hiring people to tend their fields, paying minimum wage, with alleged citizenship papers never seen

Then the ice agents swooped in all dressed in black to scoop up the illegal workers for deportation

To send them back to their home country and take them from their families and occupation

While the protest outside the farm gates continued to grow and become violent

Throwing rocks, bottles and waving Mexican flags, the protesters stayed defiant

While the pot field bust was on-going, the City of Chicago was slashing teachers and support staff jobs to avoid bankruptcy

Continuing to throw good money after bad Chicago Public Schools were caught in their own web of liberal bureaucracy

In fifty-five of Chi-town’s public schools not one student met grade level expectations in reading or math

While taxpayers are expected to pay for this miserable performance and continue down the “spend our way out of it“ path

Seventeen thousand migrant kids are enrolled adding an estimated 410 million to the school’s budget in a failing system

Making some politicians, school administrators, and taxpayers question who is the real victim

Watching socialist politicians lambaste this federal administration’s attempt to reign in this insanity

The line in the sand had been drawn, America is still in favor of deportation in spite of the media’s constant drumbeat of inhumanity

The mugging of American values has started. Listen to the call to prayer blaring from the loudspeakers on Fridays in Times Square. The Elvis impersonators and drag queens have to silence their tourist trap routines

As the anti-American venom spews hatred toward dogs, pork, and uncovered women in jeans

Why are the flags from the countries of immigrants being waved on American soil?

And why are the people throwing rocks, assaulting officers, and demanding all America has to offer while to their home country, still loyal

The goal of unhinged greedy politicians is “Nuestras elecciones se convierten en las elecciones de todas”

Helped by Biden’s wide open borders, shady NGO’s and government assistance all provided by the socialist money flow

The foothold is already being established. The Somalians are a force in Minneapolis, a Muslim is running for mayor of New York City, and the undocumented people in the area surrounding LA

And as long as the greed driven politicians continue to be elected by the sheep, in their pot induced haze everything is A-okay

July 16, 2025 0

The Person Behind The Makeup

“Men go to bed with Gilda and wake up with me,” was famously stated by actress Rita Hayworth

Fantasies abounded with the thoughts of romancing the famous star but the next morning crashing back to earth

In 1949 The Artists League of America voted Rita’s lips best in the world

She signed with Max Factor to promote its line of Tru-Color lipsticks causing women around the world to flip their hair as they twirled

Cosmetics have been used for centuries to enhance beauty and cover flaws

The internet is packed with stories of divorces filed by men viewing their spouse without makeup as the cause

Men have always had to guess what lies behind that foundation, concealer and blush

And what nightmare might emerge from the bathroom the morning after a barroom crush

Ancient Egyptians both women and men used cosmetics for religious purposes, repel insects and show social standing

Though originally used by those connected to royalty, soon the lower caste of people began applying as the use of cosmetics was ever expanding

Recent examples of cosmetics were Twiggy’s eyelashes, Jennifer Garner’s skincare, Brooke Shields’ eyebrows, and Lynda Carter’s lips

Covering flaws and enhancing facial features was as easy as a trip to the mall as a wide array of makeup was at your fingertips

Whole departments in major chain stores are dedicated to cosmetics

To improve a woman’s features that unfortunately were left behind by genetics

Plus the fact the customer usually leaves with a sackful of high-priced colors, sprays, and lotions

All to please the face in the mirror and spark the partner’s emotions

In 2022 the cosmetic industry generated approximately $430 billion in revenue and is on the rise in all categories

As new and improved products are being produced in mega-companies’ laboratories

But as for the males in this ever-changing world and it doesn’t matter what is stated by the law

No amount of concealer is going to hide the fact that you have a hoo-haw

May 7, 2025 0

The Kids Are In Charge

The stiff orangish hair scarcely moved when he spoke

The crowd cheered at every word and every attempt at a joke

He’d assembled a crack team, it was time to make America great again

The team was new and fresh-faced. They were there to make waves and criminals will be jailed. Turns out they’re beginning to look like the administration’s clownish pitchmen

They’ve made multiple appearances, did many sound bites, and multiple quotes have shown up in the press

But the nightly news coverage is and always been featuring the same paid tired multi-hued people with their protests

In reality the slimy congressional people should be shaking in their boots

But it’s business as usual and about the republican saber-rattling not giving two hoots

So the insider trading continues. The innuendo and the outright lies are forced down the citizens’ throats nightly

As the leftist media looks directly into the camera lens and spews their rhetoric in the rehearsed manner considered forthrightly

While the only notable trace of the new Cabinet is their absence of actions

Indignant replies seem to be the only Cabinet reactions

Attorney General Pam Bondi hosted a meeting to fight the anti-Christian bias and protect American’s first amendment rights

Of course talk is cheap and this committee will sit on their thumbs scared of the riots any new ruling incites

The immigration mass deportation of the 14 million migrants has amounted to a whisper in a windstorm

With just under 38,000 deported in the first month, in approximately 300 years this administration will have shipped the last coffins out of the country they’ll be proud to inform

Spending more time covering their tracks than helping the American people multiple appointees are answering for their political fumbles

Tulsi Gabbard Director of National Intelligence refused to answer a question about a leak in a group chat as the Trump inner circle grumbles

Kristi Noem the Homeland Security Secretary had her purse stolen. Should America be suddenly worried about the national electrical grid?

And Pete Hegseth the Secretary of Defense apparently texted war plans to unqualified people both known and unknown wishing the damage could be undid

Watching this house of cards sway in the breeze the democrats are beside themselves with glee

No one’s going to prosecute them so they’ll continue their criminal activity and wander the streets scot free

April 23, 2025 0

Still Waiting on an Apology

As the time for Biden’s Presidency winds down most of America is still waiting for the apology

With an umbrella covering his vacant bald head and his feet planted firmly in the sand perhaps he is composing his presidential anthology

That is if his brain is still capable of thought and is not burning with hatred towards his own party allies

His so-called political friends who until recently always had his back, he had now come to despise

Chapter one could contain his shutting down the pipeline and putting American energy dependent on foreign oil and Americans out of work

Knowing his dismal New Green Deal would line Biden pockets and was happy to give the American supply chain the middle finger and a smirk

Throwing open the border he allowed anyone with a heartbeat to cross into America securing all future votes

Caravan after caravan arrived at the southern border by foot, trains and boats

And disappeared into cities across the United States and plunge their respective counties into planned disorder

Assigning his Vice President to oversee the operation he cemented his legacy of hiding from the border

He then withdrew from Afghanistan in a manner that suggested pure timidity

Unable to negotiate with any foreign powers he dropped everything and ran. Scenes of Americans dying and our own military in full retreat has no defensible validity

But his Vice President was the last person in the room demonstrating her leadership abilities

Encouraging to say the least when faced with future hostilities

Furthermore public education spent two years masked up, social distanced, and remotely taught while the pandemic raged

Mandatory vaccines were ordered to keep one’s job as people lined up for Big Pharma’s poison while watching hospitals kill the elderly. People’s fears were never assuaged

Not fearing the United States and waving the signed Minsk Agreement, Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine

Money laundering came easy at that point as the Biden family, long on the Ukraine payroll, now had free reign

Itching to be looked as a real Commander in Chief, Biden personally oversaw the United States diplomacy in the Israel-Hamas War

If it wasn’t for being forced out of office his option of boots on the ground could have become a reality causing a huge international uproar

But that was yesterday and today is the day for socialist reflection

By calling half of America garbage and the angry demonstration on January 6^th an insurrection

It’s time for the Biden catastrophe to come to an end

But he won’t know it after spending 532 days on vacation, he’ll look at any free time as a Presidential dividend

So is an apology coming for turning America into a nightmarish mess?

Not going to happen as he has babies to bite, dirty money yet to pocket, and another six weeks to stay hidden from the press

November 1, 2024 0

It Lives!

The cold wind blew the clouds past the moon bathing the landscape in an eerie misty haze

The laboratory buried deep beneath the Demokratische Schloss was lit by the flame from the torches and a bluish glow from the cathode rays

Doktor Obama was putting the finishing touches on his proudest creation

For there on his table lay the work of the last three years, the creature that would make him the undisputed ruler after the historical migration

His path to this moment had been slow and pitted with adversity

Knowing unlimited accomplishments were on the horizon his formula for success depended on his definition of diversity

Make Americans ashamed of their successes and tear down individual achievement in schools

Celebrate mental illness and lawlessness through music, judgements, and treat Americans as fools

Then pipe this this nonsense through the airwaves until the citizens begin to drink the kool aid

Show the TV ads, promote socialist media figures, and censor freedom of thought through this nonstop leftist crusade

Starting slowly this vile doctor first created his mate. Sending Igor out to rob the graveyard he realized the mistake only after he flipped the switch for the life giving charge

Igor had slipped into the cemetery and stolen the body of a recently deceased linebacker leaving Dr Obama with a mate that is quite large

Passing this creature as female was quite easy. The press fawned over every staged joyous occasion

And thereby gauging the acceptance of oblivious Americans, the doctor prepared for the invasion

His next project short circuited too early to complete his vision

His hand built robot had a putrid brain and his incoherent speeches and stumbling gave the appearence of disease stricken

It turns out Igor bought the parts needed for this obsessive phobic from a caretaker at the local asylum

Skimming off the top, Igor found a box labeled “discontinued senile parts” so he’d bought some

This mumbling angry creature had come to a stop four years before its expiration date

So the evil doctor rather than recharge pulled the plug after the first debate

In a hurry to complete his own utopia, Dr Obama immediately pulled out a beta version of a creature that had never worked and no one liked

And by manipulating the vacuous press suddenly everyone surrounding the doctor was instantly psyched

Once brought back to life after Obama pushed the switch marked Revive, a cry was heard, “it lives!”

And in response the creature made a strange cackling sound and replied “to all the illegal migrants, trannys needing surgery, and weapons for Ukranine, we’ll make sure America gives”

October 24, 2024 0

No Illegal Bugs Cross Our Borders

The California Department of Food and Agriculture has some of the strictest laws of bug and animal enforcement in the land

Without approval at the border stations most fruit, vegetables and animals are banned

“The importation or smuggling into California of live plants and plant products or unapproved, uninspected, or uncertified wild or domesticated animals will have serious legal and financial consequences for the persons involved”

Straight from the CDFA webpage this is how the destruction of California’s food source was solved

Bring a grapefruit on a camping trip from Arizona, bring Fluffy the cat without proper paperwork, or a Wandering Jew to hang in the window, and you’ll be in violation

But humans can stream across the border illegally unchecked and unfettered as part of a mass migration

It’s funny how California has dedicated massive amounts of time and money to eradicating various species of bugs

But people following in the insect’s flight paths are met with lackadaisical shrugs

For instance one of the insects that California takes great pains to eliminate is the Oriental Fruit Fly

Known to attack over 230 different fruits and vegetables these bugs can eliminate an entire fruit crop and cause a drop in supply

According to statistics published by the Migration Policy Institute in 2019 Asian undocumented migrants now make up 18% of the illegal group

And much like the Sub-Saharan Medfly, a good many Africans have also arrived here after flying the coop

The Medfly from Africa is considered by many to be one of the world’s most destructive pests

Without any way to control an invasion both the bugs and the fence jumpers will become permanent guests

The Mexican Fruit Fly is a major problem for the farmer’s citrus crop

Known to wipe out the entire orchard, costly major spraying of poisons is needed to put this to a stop

The Imported Red Fire Ant showed up around 1930. Imported in timber and plant root balls colonies thrived

Communicating by a series of semiochemicals and pheromones they blazed a trail that was easy to follow when the next batch arrived

Much like the human caravans follow a social media trail directed by a shadowy government agent in authority

Living free from handouts by the Catholic Charities and the Red Cross they too form their own colonies and make a temporary visa a priority

With its roots dating back to 1880 the CDFA established a goal of eradicating pests with the common prefix of Mediterranean, Mexican and Oriental

Little did they realize that humans with the same identifying prefix’s would invade and to the state’s resources become just as detrimental

October 16, 2024 0

Peeling Back The Onion

With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell

Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell

So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location

But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication

His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light

That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict

The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs

Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax

A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor

However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder

The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable

Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable

But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce

So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use

The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter

It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water

As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish

By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”

September 27, 2024 0

A Toast To The Flibbertigibbet

Wikipedia defines a Flibbertigibbet as a flighty or whimsical person usually a young woman. Modern uses include a gossipy or overly talkative person

After three and a half years of Biden, Obama’s hand-picked replacement is the word salad speaking cackling Kamala Harris causing the worldwide status of the US to worsen

The power bloc of the east had gathered around the table. Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Cuba were there with China agreeing to attend

The group needed China for them to flourish and any movement on their part without notifying Chairman Xi would probably offend

The time to strike is now. The west is in disarray without any true commander

The United States was stretched thin with two wars and weakened with a lame duck President whose only appearances were feeble attempts at slander

The group at the table knew the time had come to cut the head off the western snake

Plans that had been in the works for years were laid on the table as new world domination was now at stake

China sat silently knowing that within four months her tanks would be patrolling the streets to Taipei City

And as the group was quietly voicing their plans hoping for the nods of approval, N. Korea advised the continuation of rocket testing to the committee

Iran, fueled by pallets of cash and uranium from the US, advised they would be upping their engagements of war in helping to wipe Israel off the map

Observing they would further weaken the US military by baiting them into a three-cornered trap

NATO would continue to backpedal from its commitment as Russia begins to withhold fuel supplies

The European nations talk tough but will fold with cold weather and the sound of their countrymen’s cries

And with Russia standing pat on the Ukrainian offensive, Putin is more than willing to play the waiting game

Eventually the Ukrainian people will tire of being cannon fodder for an increasingly senseless border war and end the conflict to avoid taking the blame

Looking around the table the group laughed at the prospect of the woman the US was trying to present as strong

They know power, they know strength, there are certain people that project this might and this woman doesn’t belong

Raising their glasses they all exclaimed, “Here’s to the flibbertigibbet may she win in a rout”

“We’ll continue to supply the internet with misleading bots and stuff the ballot boxes, then show the world real power without a doubt”

August 12, 2024 0

The New Secret Service

The line of smoked glass black SUVs with lights flashing and in single file roared into the parking lot

This was the B-team assigned to a Trump rally as the A-team had been scheduled for a more important first lady time slot

This crack team of agents emerged from their cars all in dark suits, dark glasses, and a pretentious air of authority

Not listening to the local police this group of feds felt their orders took priority

Talking into their wrists and lapels they let everyone know who was in charge

With their glasses fogging in the heat the dark suits didn’t hide the fact that a couple of the agents looked out of shape and large

But they strutted around acting tough and made their presence known

While 450 feet away a disillusioned youth with a backpack had scaled a building in the open and lay prone

Scanning the crowd with intense glares this group of feds were beginning to feel like real agents of federal law enforcement

Assigned to this rally by the new leader, who rumor had it recently successfully defended the Cheetos factory from an attempted coup by the Frito Bandito, this under-performing group was looking for her endorsement

With sweat running down their backs this batch of agents were wishing the water bottles weren’t left in the car

Farming out the perimeter protection to the local police, this group figured that no one would attempt anything from afar

Obviously looking for an evil movie type assassin this team let a local kid climb up the side of a building in plain sight and assemble his semi-automatic

Bystanders singled out the gunman and pointed him out to the police but apparently that little tidbit was lost in the chain of command and therefore problematic

The shots rang out and the ex-President was wounded and an innocent spectator lay dead

The gunman was also killed only after taking his shots with a bullet to the head

Chaos ensued with the Secret Service looking totally unprepared for this catastrophic event

With pony tail flipping, unable to holster her weapon and blouse straining at the buttons, one agent was doomed to become the face of the agency they represent

Screaming “What’ll we do now?” and “where do we go?” another DEI recruit was not reacting but waiting for instruction

Unfortunately the TV viewership of the US has seen this sadly comic turn of events and formed their own deduction

A troop of Boy Scouts and three German Shepherds could have formed a better security detail

When hiring goals are more concerned with DEI policies this practice, when needed the most, will ultimately fail

July 17, 2024 0

The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

July 13, 2024 0

Of Course This Means War

The two geriatrics stood at their respective podiums with their trademark smirks glued to their face

After watching these two spar for two hours, it’s no wonder that American politics is such a disgrace

Both are so infatuated with the heady rush of absolute power they’ll say anything hoping the Republic believes

One an ex-president who has a tendency to rub most the wrong way, and the other to keep his family rich with China, is thick as thieves

Both have had four years to establish an America where citizens felt secure

Of course a quick look at everyday prices, shootings, immigration and all know that is a load of manure

The debate did show the current President as too feeble to stand up to the glare of the spotlight

He spent his first election campaign hiding in his basement and remaining out of sight

Not working this time he needs a distraction to keep America from focusing on his cognitive decline

Trump’s continuing trial doesn’t seem enough to stop him from running and Biden’s power hungry family won’t let him resign

People are now questioning the social media frenzy of gender dysphoria, drag queen displays, and men in womens sports all driven by the rainbow haired

With the Supreme Court clipping the partisan alphabet agencies’ wings the socialists are running scared

The unfettered riots and lawlessness are the mainstay of the same leftist driven media that is behind Biden’s power

When the truth of the matter is the silent majority is starting to wake up, not hiding in their basement, and not prone to cower

The DC puppet masters realize their despotic run is coming to an end without a big distraction

The President needs to put himself “out there” and let America see a true man of action

When Trump stated he could end the war in Ukraine before he took office he raised the eyebrows of the power elite and caused great concern

Should this be true, and Trump is familiar with Ukraine politics, it would certainly end the money stream for the Bidens to earn

Their never ending money laundering scheme needs a boot from Congress to continue to fill the Biden cronies treasure chests

The plan, and it will be explained that it always was, is to enlist the military aged migrants to fight on Ukraine’s soil with full US citizenship offered and no future arrests

So once again we’ll have a real shooting war with “American boots on the ground”

And Biden will claim he’s the decisive Commander in Chief and give his orders from his debilitated equipped basement compound

July 3, 2024 0

Activists Needed: Hoodie and Mask Required

You had been looking for easy work since daddy had cut your funds and strolling past the bulletin board a want ad had appeared with the tear off strips

It was now time to back up those incensed anti-capitalist exclamations that have been rolling off your lips

Dialing the number listed, the recorded voice explains the time, the marshaling location, the per diem pay and a brief synopsis of the cause

Being a student of history for the last semester, you are prepared to become angry and ignore posted protest laws

Pulling out your dark Gap hoodie and LL Bean lambswool scarf and hoping for a menacing look

Because after all it’s a paying job, free food, and just maybe for once a chance to not be identified as a mook

So you’re ready to “stick it to the man” as the glorious protest anthems from previous decades ring in your ears

The angry mob had already formed as you approach the city square with the hoodie up, face covered and sweating heavily as the time to demonstrate nears

You checked in using the code name assigned, grabbed one of the preprinted protest signs and surged to the front of the mob

Screaming the curses of the oppressed as the aggressor continues to bomb, kill, rape and rob

The speaker was beside himself with rage as his speech was sparking murmurs of upheaval

Spittle was coating the megaphone as he shouted his justification to rebel as the aggressor to his cause was pure evil

It was easy work, the faux anger, the feeling of brotherhood, and at least for while not being society’s outcast

Perhaps you’d found your true calling, you were now somebody at long last

Yelling the oppressed slogans you pushed ahead marching to a new-found drumbeat when suddenly the cops appeared

Summing up that mob courage inspired by your comrades as they taunted and smirked and ignored the orders the area must be cleared

The stand-off lasted only for the ten-minute warning then tear gas canisters filled the air

With blurred vision and burning skin you stumbled your way out of the square

Once back in your nondescript room you pulled your trash can out and continued to barf

And realized the per diem pay didn’t cover the cost of the LL Bean lambswool scarf

May 13, 2024 0

Monkeys, Juice, and Porn Star Seduce

Famous trials over the past century have always advanced the causes of the attorneys charged with winning the case

And how the trial is reported by the press is the view the public should embrace

Almost exactly100 years ago the Scopes monkey trial was major news as it challenged the requisite belief of the bible

It seems high school teacher John Scopes was accused of teaching evolution and violating the recently passed Butler Law and therefore was libel

Apparently Scopes didn’t buy into man was formed by a lump of clay

But instead crawled out of the ocean and continued upscaling until they became the rappers of today

The two attorneys were William Jennings Bryan a staunch defender of fundamental Bible teachings and Clarence Darrow an ACLU advocate and guardian of the Constitution and each orator had their say

In the end the verdict boiled down to John Scopes had taught evolution in violation of the narrow sighted Butler Law, was fined $100 but probably couldn’t use Apple pay

The next trial of the century was highly publicized as a former football star and part-time actor was accused of killing his wife and a friend

The media had a field day with a celebrity on trial and a group of high profile lawyers to defend

The names Cochran, Bailey, Shapiro, and Clark all became familiar as the press highlighted them on nightly news

A television audience remained riveted to the testimony hoping someone would deliver uncovered clues

The trial made stars out of the involved with judges, attorneys, and witnesses all mugging for their moment in the spotlight

A huge television audience hung on every word as racial overtones were front and center since the accused was black and the deceased white

In the end celebrity won out as the only suspect walked away scot-free and two were dead

Leaving remaining images of a tainted glove that didn’t fit and the staircase where the murdered had bled

The current trial has charges being brought before a jury to consider whether an ex-president committed fraud by falsifying payments to a porn star

The eighteen-year-old charges for an alleged cover-up are some of many filed by leftist DA’s in two different states and seem increasingly bizarre

This trial features attacks on the Constitution itself not on people or a religious standard

A socialist win at all costs, by the DA and judges appears more and more like justice is ignored and the rulings are gerrymandered

While this circus trial continues the three ring act is oozing with contempt by celebrity wannabes evidenced by the jurists, prosecutors, and the defense

The Republic might just hang in the balance as any verdict might just come at America’s expense

May 8, 2024 0

Put On Those High Heeled Sneakers

“Girls we simply must do something,” stated Deb Les. “This new Title IX is stealing our thunder”

The group of drag queens were assembled at the pre-show table wondering if this administration had created yet another blunder

Looking around the group of partially made-up queens Deb Les asked almost rhetorically, “Any suggestions?”

All heads turned away as none of the six had an answer for any questions

Finally, Rhoda Big spoke. “You know with this new ruling we’re losing a great deal of drag queen shock”

“Normally we just had to turn on the lights and to our revue people would flock”

“Now the press has stopped coming and even our story time at the library has become a show for the same kids and moms”

“For the longest time no one has threatened us with beatings, shootings or bombs”

One could hear a pin drop after that statement as it was obvious the queens needed a plan

“We need something sooner than later,” said Sally Tight Pants. “Otherwise I’ll have to go back to just being a man”

“Oh my, yes dear,” piped up Holly Hot Pepper. “I’d hate the idea of nothing to look forward to after a hectic week of being a DMV clerk”

“And missing the roar of the crowd after ending my routine with a 30-second rapid fire twerk”

“Anyone can now walk into any locker room they want to watch a woman shower”

“It takes the jolt out of my routine by flashing a tiny bit of my flower”

“The mystery is gone when it’s open season on restrooms, locker rooms, and dressing rooms for anyone to see”

“People would stop coming or caring for that matter and this I guarantee”

“I wanted to get your thoughts about this situation with the new ruling,” said Deb Les. “Believe me when I say I don’t want to be remembered as only a fourth grade teacher”

“So what we’ll do is come up with an entirely new act with our athletic prowess being the main feature

“We’ll contact the other queens and form a basketball dunk league and to make it special the uniforms will be our own costumes”

“And the winners will receive a rhinestone tiara and specially colored ostrich plumes”

“Points will be awarded for speed, dance moves and dunking style”

“And at the end of the season a Grand Queen will be announced from the points they will compile”

“The sports betting companies will have to get involved with all the action”

Then television, action figures, and commercial endorsements should all fall into place to everyone’s satisfaction”

“So girls lets all go home and lace up those high heeled sneakers”

“And hear our name blasted through the arena’s twenty foot speakers”

April 24, 2024 0

The Day The Easter Bunny Wore Rhinestone Mules

The Easter Bunny woke up excited. Today was going to be special because for once he gets to dress in drag

It seems that forever he’d been locked into the same routine of distributing candy one basket at a time out of his giant bag

The once-a-year ritual of doling out the hollow chocolate rabbits, the foul tasting creme filled eggs, and those miserable marshmallow chicks had left him feeling depressed

The only thing keeping him sane was the under the table payoff from a couple of dentist associations that applauded all the sugar the tykes ingest

Though revered, he was always treated as an after-thought as it was the sweets that really mattered

Wearing the same frayed topcoats with the usual pink or blue choices in a shape that never flattered

But this year was special per the announcement from the White House, he could finally dress up and be visible

Biden made a special point to say no religious symbols were permissible as he felt that with the usual ballot stuffing his campaign was winnable

Laughing to himself at this good fortune the Bunny pulled his go-to wardrobe from the closet with the rhinestone mules and the feathered boa

These are the special clothes he wears out when he performs at drag parties under the stage name of Bunny Balboa

With his blue wig firmly attached between his ears and his satin zebra striped top

He’d show the kids a thing or two when he broke out his dance moves doing the bunny hop

He gave an approving look as he peered in the mirror squinting through his sequined cat eye glasses

He’ll be the hit of the egg hunt in this costume as he will have hundreds of photo ops with the adolescent masses

So off he goes first to the Easter Parade to strut down Fifth Avenue. And to think people used to brag about just an Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it

When he can sizzle in a dazzling Easter outfit with a lot of leg showing from his dress with the thigh high split

Then on to the egg hunt carrying the basket filled with treats on a nest of plastic green grass

And maybe get a selfie with the President himself surrounded by all the other woke characters he continues to amass

March 31, 2024 0

When One Becomes Devoid Of Thought

Recently a TikTok video surfaced showing Moms cracking eggs on their toddlers foreheads

Causing a confused pained look of not understanding on the toddler’s face trying to blink back the tears she sheds

The moms in the video laugh hysterically at this moment, mugging for the camera they had carefully placed

So they could have a moment of pathetic fame in a video of abusing a trusting child done in extremely bad taste

The real question is why has the world become a place where children have become the object of jokes, derision and sexual urges

Has the internet become a place for the depraved thoughts of formerly closeted perverts to emerge evidenced as the crimes against kids surges

Cracking eggs on a moppet’s head may seem mild but is this just the start? What if the next trend calls for something more drastic

Where is the line drawn? Maybe sticking the child’s head in a toilet bowl is trending and that idea seems fantastic

For a parent to devalue their kids this way should be considered a misdemeanor criminal act

The need to be filmed at the expense of your child’s well-being is a thoughtless act even if it is just one egg cracked

Children need to know their parents believe in them and are someone they can trust

And not be considered a burden, a welfare check, and treated with disgust

It’s a tough world to be kid. Everyday stories about juveniles in trafficking and crimes lead the headline news

The current crop of children exposed to this daily information are biding their time, having to put up with parents who feel children are theirs to abuse

And in a few short years these confused kids will have kids of their own

Idiocy breeds idiocy as these formerly abused kids now have their own to torture as that is all they have ever known

Social media has become an addictive sickness that lures the mindless with its digital candy

As cruelty, harmful pranks, and violence are videoed everyday in an attempt to make it seem just dandy

March 26, 2024 0

It Used to be just the Girl’s Gym Teacher

Back in the day teachers were respected. They were mini-pillars of society

They had mastered the look that would stop a sixth grader in their tracks for any perceived inpropriety

Conservatively dressed with clunky heels and glasses on a chain dangling from their neck

With a raised eyebrow suggesting that the answer on that last problem, you may want to double-check

This applied to all subjects until middle school’s first day of class and all were in the gym sitting on a bleacher

When a whistle shrieked through the cacophony of noise and there stood the girl’s PE teacher

Standing a stout five-foot six, wearing no wedding ring and a manner that said you’ll play field hockey and like it

But first you have to buy those ridiculous onesie gym uniforms that never seem to fit

Under her watchful eye the girls all marched into their locker room to change and then hone up on their volleyball skills

And beginning to understand those whispered rumors that at night between the sheets it wasn’t a man that gave her thrills

But that was then and this is now. Schools have lost their vision of education first

Teachers have evolved into a group that collectively practice active shooter drills should worst come to worst

Students are no longer disciplined for chewing gum and running in the halls

They are now trying to survive the daily stress of learning, forming relationships and avoiding racial brawls

Athletes are worshiped beyond belief and the pressure to put out on demand is never ending

Young women who long ago gave up on the Disney Princess idea are now looking to achieve love with whatever is trending

Enter the new breed of teacher who just might be enlisting kids into their new Everyone is Welcome Club

Open to all students who are tired of fighting off handsey boys, with adolescent longings in need of a friend, and the ones who are truly bothered by the in-crowd snub

Pamphlets are available and written to say a student has a right to question their identity

Rejecting the ideals of their parents and having someone new and exciting to focus on their needs is the clubs offered amenity

School hiring practices are now open to newcomers with no experience, look different and have no felony criminal record

The school board, smug with their new-found power bow to the union’s ultimatums and how the achievement tests were scored

So the lonely kids are easy prey to the alternate lifestyle activists when all they’re really looking for is understanding

Will soon become confused voices in the turbulence of society shouting the requirements their new-found genders will be demanding

March 25, 2024 0

Whole Body Deodorants

For the past 30 years television commercials have outdone themselves in pushing the boundaries of good taste

Any semblance of decency due to advertisers greed has long since been erased

Good clean commercials of breakfast cereals, pain relief, and airlines have been replaced with problems only formerly discussed in health class

Nothing is off limits. No body function is too gross to discuss and it doesn’t matter how crass

Smells top the list and people will try anything to cover their perceived odor No one wants to smell like an open air garbage dump

The commercials now have begun to sensationalize all stenches from various body parts, head to toes to rump

Back in the day people were also conscious of body odor and actually showered on a regular basis

Without actual physical activity, to walk around in a constant state of funk would have been considered graceless

After shave, cologne, and perfume were used to enhance one’s presence, not to cover up one’s lack of hygiene

But today’s commercials seem to say one needs to drench themselves with their product to keep from smelling like kerosene

The commercials go even further demonstrating the application of the product obviously aimed at a woman’s self-esteem

Rub it in everywhere, the feet, the armpits, under the breasts, and around the butt crack with this magical cream

The instructions say apply after showering, wait ten minutes to apply, and then let dry before dressing

That’s probably not going to speed up the morning routine. But if the shower doesn’t get it done apply these chemicals and what harm they do in the long run keeps everyone guessing

Reviews of these products are all over the board. Some say wonderful, some say it smells like the end of the world and caused an unhealthy rash

But if the smell police are out there, one can pick up this product to ward them off but be prepared to spend a little cash

Gone are the days of spraying deodorant in your sleepy eyes at six in the morning. This cream is applied with your hands

So rather than stopping up just your sweaty armpits, you can stop up all your body’s glands

So if your partner tries this cream and it doesn’t seem to faze her

You might mention another commercial you saw about the pubic hair razor

March 6, 2024 0

The President’s Migrant Army

The applesauce was still dribbling off his chin when with shaking hands he put down his spoon

“I’ve giving them 24 hours to remove the razor wire and its almost noon”

“Now all those redneck flyover states have joined in a show of support for that goober Governor Abbott”

“He’s sending migrants to all my sanctuary cities, talking big, and popping up in the media like a bad habit”

“But I’ve figured out a way to squelch the independence notion and put those damn Texans back in their place”

“We can’t let the real Army start shooting up the Guard and those ragtag militias as that would cause us to lose face”

“Remember all the negative publicity concerning Kent State when the Ohio Guard shot those students that were unarmed”

“The government took a beating on that, but take a minute to think it was only four that were harmed”

“But this large group rallying around the border is spoiling for a fight. They’re not going to run like an unarmed seventeen-year old kid”

“But here’s a plan that will work, and we need to come to agreement in a hurry because it’s late morning and time for me to call a lid”

“My proposal is we start a double secret army of migrants and offer them full asylum until citizenship is granted and give them a gun”

“This way we can blame the cartels for the violence, wipe out some republicans and gain future voters. I call this a home run”

“Once we send those NRA militants packing, we bulldoze the razor wire”

“That allows the migrant surge to continue while I look like I negotiated a ceasefire”

“So it looks like a win for Team Blue as I look like a strong decisive leader while complying with the Big O’s vision for a new nation”

“So lets get this thing done because its time for my nap and medication”

January 26, 2024 0

Woman Light

Presently there’s a media blow-up over some trans dude with his pic on a can of Bud Light

Demonstrating once again it doesn’t take much for people from either side of the coin to be ready to fight

One shouldn’t blame the woke VP that green lighted the trans ad campaign as she was only following the current woke media trend

The media darlings emphasized are portrayed by unisex drones unable to think beyond what the current TikTok influencers recommend

Forget about evolution. Build a better gender through medicine and science.

And put those, inflexible in their beliefs, women back behind a household appliance

The media has always mollified women with just a cursory nod to the brilliant and brave

Joan of Arc and Madam Curie both mocked for their gender, ended as heroines, but their exploits led to an early grave

Of course there were assorted queens through the centuries but they obtained their status through marriage or birthright

But the everyday woman is continuously pushed aside, as beyond an occasional sex symbol, they just don’t seem to excite

The media was quick to take up women’s causes, and just as quickly dismissed them.

June Cleaver morphed into stronger roles such as Police Woman or Mary Tyler Moore. Now those roles as professionals are awarded to the femme

On the other hand, the folks declaring as trans seem to be highlighted as members of Biden’s cabinet or a sports figure

Their attempt at the opposite sex appears to be desperate as their mirror gives them a different vision than the finished product the public sees and what the doctor was trying to configure

Once again regulated to the back of the bus, women have to endure the current fad of whom the media adore

Women need to show Washington and the media that those faking their genders require no celebration and women don’t need to adjust their lives around these few anymore

April 18, 2023 0

Hey Kids, It’s Trump Tweet Time

Recently there’s been discussion of letting Donald Trump back on mainstream social media, so it must be election time

Like poking a bear with a sharp stick, the mean tweets will immediately begin, and all opposed to his ideas will be called slime

The left knows this. Trump’s bombastic personality turns a majority of people off. Hence the dementia whisperer currently in the White House

When faced with the choice between the two, a lot of fence sitters consider the situation hopeless as having to select between a red or a blue louse

Therefore sitting on one’s hands and not voting becomes the obvious decision

And a no vote in this Presidential election will be a vote for this current leader of party division

Joe Biden promised to unify the United States. He partially succeeded knowing American citizens are sheep

By jumping in bed with social media, he can gather in most of the flock while Trump plays Little Bo Peep

As most Americans have the attention span of an average housefly, if an inflammatory lie appears on social media, America will retweet

Washington is well aware of this power and will lie, cheat and steal to enforce this deceit

The bottom feeders in the press know to keep it short, simple and seditious

Frame President Applesauce’s thoughts as benevolent and Trumps as racist and malicious

Twist a entire speech into a two sentence hateful statement and send it out through a bot

And if called on the source blame it all on a Russian plot

So it’s time to dust off the mothballs and let Trump rant away

Biden’s handlers are working overtime as America is waking to fact this man sucks and the country is in rapid decay

Give Trump a week and it’s guaranteed the gaseous tweet will be sent in the middle of the night

And the entire social media will be there in force to stoke the fires and old hatred to ignite

February 3, 2023 0

The Fat Kid Always Played Right Field

Back in the day before the internet became the driving force of today’s health repercussions

The slow fat kid always played right field with the coach hoping the ball didn’t bounce off his head causing concussions

But obesity wasn’t the problem it is today. The steady diet of screen time, soft drinks and pizza rolls has taken its toll

It’s easy to eat when the monotoned educator drones on about an uninteresting subject and the student lost all interest immediately after the teacher took role

Recently the American Academy of Pediatrics released new guidelines for treating childhood obesity advising updated treatments

Included in these listings were new rounds of medications and surgery causing raised eyebrows and parental disagreements

Big Pharma once again is popping the cork on celebratory champagne as many of the drugs mentioned are ongoing and expensive

Insurance may or may not pay the drug costs so throw covered bariatric surgery in the mix and have a medical professional sell the idea should you be apprehensive

There’s nothing like taking a self concious, sensitive kid and putting them through major surgery for a gastric sleeve or a lap band

It’s a quick susceptible solution to a problem when in a fair number of cases the issue could be solved by shutting the door on the over active social media gland

Seattle Public Schools this past week filed a lawsuit against Big Tech for creating a health crisis by creating mental addiction

This is the same type of public system that insisted on face time teaching, covid testing, shots and mask mandates for two years sounding much like a hypocritical contradiction

Public schools have lost a generation of kids. Poorly educated, angry, and not mentally equipped to handle society

Teaching that an individual’s choices will determine their future should become a priority

The fat kid probably didn’t like playing right field during the sixth inning in a lost cause of a game

But he learned at an early age that life is not always fair and participation trophies are meaningless and lame

January 16, 2023 0

A Recipe for Leftover Hatred

The pantry was picked over and virtually empty. The supply of voters had dwindled and the head chef needed to plan an election dinner

Scrolling through the digital recipes to appease the hungry masses, the man had to come up with a winner

Suddenly a recipe for leftover hatred caught his eye

Trying to satisfy all his needs he knew to incorporate something green for both his agenda and his own pocket. As for the people he disdains, something greasy to fry

The hatred recipe sounded delicious and easy to prepare. All he needed was a big portion of leftover Trump

He’d been feeding the masses with his rehashed tripe for a couple of years as the original cut was meaty and plump

Additional ingredients called for a delusional unhinged speech, untold graft, a liberal sprinkling of FBI agents and an unethical department of justice

The last two ingredients are used to add flavor to a tired old dish requiring no measured moral compass

The directions are clearly stated to roast the Trump rump at every opportunity while denying all criticisms about your preparation

And have your robotic hostess advise the fawning press all ingredients are healthful when everyone knows know her reading is a complete fabrication

The prep time for the meal takes a full eighteen months of hiding in the basement

While yelling out of a subterranean window he could end hunger by unifying all and as master chef he would be the preferred replacement

With this giant Trump rump roast, he would finish with an economy reduction of taxpayer money poured on Ukraine mixed with previously locked down under achieving children and then covered with Fauci foil

Move the oven shelf to highest position and preheat to a climate change broil

After four years remove from oven place on a rack and allow to cool

Garnish with cover-ups, lies, and deceit. Slice and serve with cheese as you continue treat the American public as your court yard fool

September 5, 2022 0

“We Don’t Need No Education”

Sacrificing education in the name of covid is again the driver behind the Teachers Union latest command

The virus has been a godsend to the Union as it means more money and the continued opportunity to rule with a heavy hand

Quoting The Wall by Pink Floyd’s album released in 1979 about an individual’s spiraling descent into diminishing mental health

“Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!” is the mantra that seems to be the Union’s impulse behind every opportunity to close all schools and increase their wealth

Called out for their woke criteria, the school closures can remain until the parents give in to this agenda and classes can resume

Once again Pink Floyd stated there should be “No dark sarcasm in the classroom”

Keep students and parents in limbo, have instructors appear only as a digital figure on a monitor, dictating from cyberspace what is right and what is wrong

Keep pupils isolated, controlled only by droning images from a screen, and continue the monotony all year long

Subject retention, scholastic achievement, and social activities are all a thing of the past

Lagging behind in yearly curriculum, depression, drug use, and thoughts of suicide spurred on by the ever present social media are the concepts that will last

A future generation that won’t function in society, because thanks to the Teachers Union they’ll be left unprepared and dumb

But the Mexican cartels will celebrate as the illegal fentanyl use will increase to leave this group of reality eluding students “Comfortably Numb”

So raise a toast to the Teachers Union as they will play a major role in America’s fall

Because “All in all it’s just another brick in the wall”

January 5, 2022 0

The Media might be doing a Little Fence Sitting

2021 has come and gone. Congress has reconvened and the first 100 days are long since over

After four plus years of Trump bashing with or without actual facts, 2021 was supposed to be the year the MSM rolled in clover

They had achieved an unwritten goal of destroying a way of life and obtaining a socialist aspiration by swaying the US to the left

The social media had bombarded the voting public with daily updates about all things white being racist and had Trump whining about election theft

The nightly network news was able to amplify every misstep by politicians and police to fit their narration

Leaving only the snarky Fox group to sound the trumpets for the right leaning organization

But like any bully given a little power, the left tried to claim all their toys in an unimaginable spending spree

The power grab was highlighted by talking heads shown on national TV slandering all who disagree

But a surprising thing happened to these mouth pieces after a very bumpy year of repeated daily exposure

To stay ahead, the media turned on these government puppets when their lying and cheating came under full disclosure

The list goes on and on as Biden’s son was caught influence peddling with the enemy, Fauci was tied to Big Pharma and the Wuhan lab, Pelosi had to justify her stock trading, and AOC was sure everyone wanted sex with her

The MSM was salivating and hungry for for any story to keep their failing ratings out of the dumpster

CNN was on the verge of losing their nightly broadcast ratings to air fryer infomercials and their once smug personalities might be considering part-time gigs at a wet t-shirt joint

In a course of one short year they became cheerleaders for the worst year in American modern history as their tired voice became synonymous with the verb disappoint

Their nightly faces plastered all over the HD screens were looking less like admired broadcasters and more like mug shots on a wanted posters

Middle America had grown tired of of being force fed slanted talking points on every newscast by the elitist east and west coasters

So like chameleons on the branch of a tree their colors mysteriously began to change

Board room bean counters demanding better ratings advised their writers the choice of being employed or a target on a shooting range

These politicians will soon be handed their walking papers in landslide victories by the right leaning opposition

It would be advisible for the networks to seek higher ground on the crown in the middle of the road in an effort to not provide additional ammunition

Because broadcasting while bowing to a party’s uncompromising position, might be reflected in the horror of losing your high profile job and having to work for a living

That will only be expanded by having to answer to your viewership for the hardships they are now facing and that may prove to be unforgiving

January 4, 2022 0

Biden vs Mr Zippy the Chimp

The party had once again spoken. The primary was now down to a single human candidate

The rest of the democrats had their moments both in the spotlight and now on stage but failed the debate

Vice President Harris again proved she is little more than a scripted mouthpiece with an annoying giggle

Elizabeth Warren was loud but previous falsehoods and finger pointing had left no room to wiggle

Pete Buttigieg tried to reassure the public of his abilities but had no logical explanation of the supply issues happening on his watch

Hillary announced her candidacy but the party quickly kicked her to the curb as they did not want her having the power for another election to botch

With the runoff ballots printed and the majority rule in place, that only left President Biden and Mr Zippy the roller skating chimp

The ape had put on quite the political show screaming into the mic, rollerskating in circles while tooting his horn, slinging poo, and wearing his campaign slogan stating “Biden is a Wimp”

The monkey’s handlers made sure the voting public knew world leaders weren’t shaking in their boots when Biden spoke

They could care less about what this man said as they knew he always cowed to the crowd that is woke

Due to the invention of videotape, everyone knows that Biden lies, panders to his audience and then taking no questions, runs like a chicken

His action to end the pandemic in short order was hide at the beach and watch the nation with the virus be stricken

Hordes of sweaty confidants huddled feverishly about how to best harvest ballots this time around to ensure a win

The mainstream and social media were at a loss as no amount of false narratives or censorship could cause people now just getting by to believe that spin

And slinging crap at the opponent was now off the table as the monkey was very adept at that sport

So Biden was caught at the podium with the eyes of a deer in the headlights as his former voter base was giving Mr Zippy their support

It was a bad first year. Biden slipped and crashed in monkey poo with every step. His numerous failures were not a good look

He played the American people for fools, misjudged his own prominence, and the popularity of his opponent was just another step he mistook

December 31, 2021 0

Chasing The Mouse Click Of Acceptance

How the world is viewed changed significantly once the internet was established for everyday use

Add in the cell phone to record activities and fame should be easy one could deduce

Gone are the days of pink “while you were out pads,” beepers clipped to belts and finding a pay phone that works

The cell phone created a revolution as behind every phone’s camera a potential superstar lurks

Record your talent, interests and showcase yourself in a shaky video and wait for the international audience to “like” your production

Gain an audience with video attempts and hope with the multitude of mouse clicks your name will eventually need no introduction

Early television showcased local talent and radio featured those with a beautiful voice

But the few chasing true fame had to work tirelessly for their shot as they had no choice

Word of mouth, community talent or beauty shows and slideshows from vacations were all part of the creative urge

And just maybe with a little luck a future superstar just might emerge

Now a days shoot a video of an off key song attempt, a skateboard trick or the family trip through the Smokies and you could be a internet sensation

However after posting your video and receiving no “likes” your plea goes out to be “liked” in digital desperation

You’ve put your best effort out there to be judged by all with a mobile device and a short attention span

People are very stingy with their mouse clicks and if their attention isn’t gained in the first few seconds they’ll go back to watching the cat with his tail in the fan

That one finger movement hovering above the “like” icon on your video posting can be your ticket to fame

But with the millions of videos on line one more recording posted into the digital abyss probably is not going to win worldwide acclaim

As hitting it big on the internet with your cooking show, dangerous stunts, or travelogue would be a rarity

Though tempting, putting all your eggs in that video basket just may not lead to monetary and personal prosperity

September 25, 2021 0

Keeping The Puppets In Line

“Whoa! You there get back in line” shouted one of the supervising henchman

The regime had seized control once the Uniparty staged their own intervention

The new five fingers of government were there to make sure all toed the line

With the new ruling party each had an equal share of the money pie once they agreed to align

The DOJ assured that all rules and regulations would be strictly enforced and promote the socialist and New Green Deal ideology

Climate change now lines all pockets of the elites thinly disguised behind the mantra of a better ecology

Big Pharma now sets their own rules and mandates as the pandemic was a true windfall

By forcing the use of vaccine passports all movement is restricted and the CDC gets to play hardball

Sound the alarm on the biannual variant, demand a new jab or we’ll lock you down

Though technically having no authority over anything they get to throw their weigh around

The Big Government finger has now formed the perfect uniparty headed by the Demopublicans all career politicians

To keep their bellies filled from the public trough, putting all citizens under their thumb is their only mission

Big Corp following their green guidelines keeps all in line with their restricted supply chain

Limit frozen foods, ration beef as an environmental hazard and clothing can only be manufactured in three sizes to lessen greenhouse gases and acid rain

Big Tech gets to really flex it’s muscle by now approving all items posted on the internet

Anything other than socialist praise, dancing cats and unfocused vacation pics is prohibited as that may be a threat

Entertainment consists of shows featuring low browed contestants in illicit relationships, the 27th season of NCIS, and bad movies of an uninteresting superhero

All approved by an entirely absent President hiding for days on end with the only audible noise being the fiddle of Nero

August 18, 2021 0

Gee Adolph, You Shoulda Had Twitter

It seems that back in the 1930’s when Hitler assumed power, he expected his people to read more than a couple of phrases

He wrote books and newspaper columns expecting comprehension by his followers as they sang his praises

Imagine what he could have accomplished with better technology and access to the Jack and Zuck show

He could then use many of his quotes so his believers would instantly nod in agreement to the logic behind his murderous intent and countries to overthrow

For instance one gem was, “It is quite special secret pleasure how many people around us fail to realize what is really happening to them”

This applies to today’s American citizens as they would rather view pictures of sunsets through vacationing friends toes than deal with the current mayhem

“We have to put a stop to the idea that it’s part of everybody’s civil rights to say whatever he pleases”

This connects directly with today’s society, should a conservative state their beliefs online and instantly their account freezes

“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future” And it’s too bad this expression was already taken as today’s Teachers Unions would have used it first

We are exposed daily how the public school systems are turning out functional illiterates while teaching living in America is the worst

“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjugated races to posses arms”

Again Hitler was an early instructor to the New World Order. An armed population would be responsible for setting off many levels of government alarms

Finally the DC mantra and is counted on by adhering to another Hitler quote. “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think”

So raise a toast to Jack and Zuck. Spew the liberal hatred and upload videos of your cat playing the piano but don’t say anything conservative or you’ll be canceled quick as a wink

Adolph would have been liked by millions on his Facebook page and followed by multitudes on Twitter

Because the gullible like to be led. No thought is needed to not look past media worship and what they portray as glitter

June 14, 2021 0

Tik Tok America is on the Clock

It seems the video app Tik Tok has come under fire due to a security concern

As Communist China has access to all information gathered by Chinese owned apps at every turn

By using this fun little app the user is supplying email addresses and unknowingly contacts, IP addresses and current location

So while your children lip synch through their clever dance routine China continues with America’s predation

Information is power and American people offer their souls daily like a digital flag unfurled

Creating a vacuum being sucked up by a voracious enemy in what will become the United States’ netherworld

The American people need to remember the world wide plague was Chinese manufactured

What is the purpose of this virus? To leave the world economy fractured?

Or was it to see the American people elect a milquetoast leader they could manipulate

The new leader would have no vision and accept trade agreements that China would stipulate

Blame the current administration for the virus credited for every death short of traffic mishaps

And urge the left to resist all efforts as America tries to pull itself up by it’s bootstraps

China has always seemed willing to sacrifice a few citizens for world domination

And controlling the world through sickness could all be part of the communist narration

So watch the cute Tik Tok videos and feel free to offer up your personal information

Because for what is offered an unseen enemy while singing into a hairbrush there is no vaccination

August 14, 2020 0

Anyone Can Run

It’s been another four years and time for a general election

And a genuine potpourri of candidates lined up to garner voters’ affection

Back in the day a candidate was groomed for office by his career

Trained in all aspects of the job such as the politician’s wolfish smile and to pad pockets of an electioneer

Though the same tired faces surface every four years

A new face will pop up to announce his candidacy egged on by his adoring peers

So let’s take a look at candidates both past and present to see who had their day in the sun

Showing the world the Presidency is an open election and anyone can run

First up is Bernie Sanders a popular socialist but kicked to the curb by his own party

The Democrats teamed up to make sure Hillary got the nod and to Bernie were not sorry

Hillary was their choice thought unbeatable until she opened her mouth

Her opinion on Benghazi and deplorable voters caused her campaign to head south

Then came Donald J., P.T. Barnum only wished he could equal Trump’s showman ability

Creating four years of obsessive crazed media and Democratic hostility

Fast forward four years and the Democrats have tapped basement dweller Joe Biden to lead the way

Desperately trying to keep Sleepy Joe hidden before another unscripted gaffe leads to voter dismay

This guy told a black radio audience that if you struggle to choose then “you ain’t black enough”

Plus in past years a record player and a social worker are needed to raise black kids leaving families in a huff

Bernie Sanders again tried a run but the Democrats had him find his place back on the curb

And essentially place a sign around his neck reading Do Not Disturb

This election’s newcomer is is rap star and record producer Kanye West

Trying to follow in Trump’s footsteps he plans on stealing votes from both parties to win the contest

Maybe I can help with a campaign slogan by using lyrics from his records I have browsed

Perhaps a jingle like “Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused”

Or “Uh baby you’re makin’ it harder, better, faster, stronger” might be one to not sneeze at

But I figure that might be difficult to fit on a hat

July 7, 2020 2

Where’d All These Experts Come From?

They appear on camera, at a podium and on the air waves
Dishing out daily expertise while showing excavators digging mass graves

Two months ago no one knew these people to be a health authority
Suddenly, because the media says so their opinions now rule the silent majority

One of their goals is not the public health but to cause America to panic
It’s not hard to believe Government wants to control your lives when the media’s use of casualty numbers makes one frantic

“Stay at home the experts advise, wear a mask and wash your hands
Shut the work force down keep your distance do what what we say,” Big Brother commands

WHO has aligned with China and become a puppet for the Chinese to pull their strings
The two docs on Trump’s staff, one with a scarf and one on a phone book have Clinton ties whose praises they sing

Plunge America into despair and poverty while waiting on the meager government check
Lose your way of life or meeting with friends but hide in the closet as the bill collectors are breathing down your neck

But there is a savior on the horizon, Bill Gates is funding vaccines and financing with his Microsoft billions
This is the same man that forced his software on us civilians

Yes it’s that software that needs constant upgrades for Microsoft to support costing you major bucks
And the fact your system won’t run anything else really sucks

Not to mention the continuing hassles of achingly slow updates, frozen systems and IT issues
He’s planning on vaccinating the world while the mainstream media has you worried over toilet tissues

And Brother Bill’s open border policy will keep the contagious unvaccinated people rolling in
So everyone in contact will need the current vaccine upgrade or the virus paranoia will begin again

Big Pharma is clicking their heels, an untold fortune will be coming their way
The world will be required to have the vaccine series at $1000 a pop or there will be Hell to pay

Their story may change daily but there the experts are acting all confident and bold
But lets all remember, this is the same group of people that haven’t found a cure for the common cold

April 15, 2020 0

Same Song Stranger Times

Though these songs recorded years ago have withstood the test of time

A pandemic of epic proportion can change the meaning of the title on a dime

These songs weren’t written with a global virus in mind

But the title and today’s current conditions can now become entwined

When Ol’ Blue Eyes sang about “Strangers In The Night”

He wasn’t singing about masked neighbors keeping their distance on a sidewalk to be polite

And George The Possum Jones’ country hit “All My Friends Are Strangers”

He wasn’t advising that human contact could be a danger

Social distancing with Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton has come into play

”Distant Strangers” is now sound advice to not become virus prey

Social media is helpful in this abruptly perilous time

Barbara Lewis’ “Hello Stranger” is a greeting to combat any closeness crime

“Company Of Strangers” by Bad Company could be appropriate for the left coast

As California released prisoners to roam the streets looking for someone to be their host

Most of the American public can agree on “Strangers In A Strange Land” by Leon Russell

As the streets are empty, restaurants closed and no sound of city noise and bustle

Finally Billy Joel released The Stranger his critically acclaimed record

Because we Americans are suddenly strangers the album title strikes a dismal chord

Also included in the disc is the sadly prophetic track “Only The Good Die Young”

Unfortunately in today’s world this could become a funeral dirge by the way it’s sung

April 1, 2020 0

Jezebelosi: History Does Repeat Itself

About three thousand years ago a young woman was married to Israel’s king
A headstrong woman she didn’t appreciate the religion her new subjects seemed to cling

She set about to change all that by introducing her own beliefs for all to praise
She was now a woman of power and demanded all her subordinates to accept her mores

The new Priestess then set out to destroy all who opposed her
Unlike today, killing the opposition was fair so old beliefs did not recur

Her subjects lived in fear they and their ideology would be exposed by her tirades
As her Highness’s doctrines could possibly crumble the powerful Kingdom of Israel for decades

Fast forward 3000 years and now a powerful woman is out to instill her own values on a Nation
Elected to represent an area beset with multiple problems of immigration, homelessness and high taxation

She is determined to take down the person legally voted into office by the rules of the Constitution
Using any means possible through lies and innuendo supplied by shadowy figures, she’s hoping for prosecution

Since murder is now frowned upon except in a certain former presidential society
This lady would not consider wearing that crown of notoriety

If she and her sycophants before the upcoming election could take total control
She could turn the country into her private domain without a soul

She does feel the sweat of desperation creeping into her tired leak to the media style
Easily disproved statements and secret closed door meetings have replaced her previous guile

When the next election is over and she is forced to turn over her gavel
She and her party will see the plans for a new America unravel

Unlike the Jezebel days she can’t be thrown out the window to the hungry dogs below
But she will have to hit the road back to destitute California with her pack of toadies in tow

November 5, 2019 0

Where’s Boris

We’re live tonight and riding with Sgt. Al (Big Al) Jackson an officer assigned to Russian Patrol
The agency formed after collusion talks indicated Russian infiltrators needed to be kept under control.
The patrol’s job is to seek out Soviet non-citizens, arrest and book them and have them deported
I’m riding with Sgt. Jackson following leads that residents have reported
Big AL explained he came from a military family and had grown tired of seeing America going down the tubes
Besides chasing bad guys beats working in a office and spending the day peering over cubes
The radio suddenly came to life advising a suspicious person at the Circle K sandwich bar
The suspect was upset that that none of the advertised condiments were Beluga caviar.
Gone before we got there we were tipped that suspicious person might be at Charge Bucks Coffee shop
A customer observed a person sending bulk e-mails of voting misinformation from his laptop
The individual was also agitated the Barista couldn’t create a Lenin likeness in his cappuccino.
Quietly we rolled into the parking lot and stopped behind a vintage El Camino
Approaching the suspect we identified ourselves as a government agency
Laughing, he replied that our numbers were too small to topple this insurgency
Still amused even in handcuffs he advised to take a look at the Mueller investigation
Two years and money wasted and nothing even close to a presidential incrimination
“We work with our network of hackers creating likable bots that America accepts as friends through their gullibility
State something outlandish enough times and fiction becomes fact. A guaranteed inevitability”
So the day progressed, the next stop was a big box store where three hookers were nabbed in the health and beauty aids.
All were demanding diplomatic immunity in an eastern bloc accent while dressed in plaid skirts and fake blond braids
The afternoon was spent interviewing green card violators trying to find a Russian connection from a potential deportee
Four hours later we were holding just one suspect who gave his name as Jesus del a Slobinski.
Later over beers, Big Al lamented. “You see it’s no longer a spy vs spy or Tom Cruise hanging on strings.”
“We spend our time waiting by the phone or seeing what new social media rumor tomorrow brings. “
“Yesterday’s detective work was easy. Tips were called in or you knocked on doors
Now we’re forced to follow up on rumors spread by a hacker six thousand miles away spreading lies like mushroom spores.”
The Russians are a dodge. The media is fueling the frenzy by writing their own unsubstantiated fabrications
The writer can read the hackers’ observations and instantly what was fiction is now face book proclamations.
Which is why we’re picking up eastern bloc amateur hookers and a caravan lightweight.
While the real criminal is on the other side of the world spreading gossip for shallow minds to infiltrate”

March 4, 2019 0

Social Media’s Crushing My Soul

Leaving the Doc’s sterile office, the exam paper left streaks on my rear
My lethargy and depression seemed symptomatic and I hoped not severe
My daily routine seemed aimless, what were goals were now dismissed
I was sleepwalking through life, working and eating but only to exist
Friendships seemed hollow, pleasure was fleeting as the world seemed a brownish gray
Hopefully the doctor could read something in my blood sample and right my dismay
I couldn’t check my personal page, look at my Twitter account or Instagram
As everyone’s got it better, has more followers, and about me not give a damn
In the past six months I’ve been friended by only four people that I don’t know
I liked something I saw so the friend request arrived to keep all status quo
The buzzing in my mind has grown louder reminding me of my inadequacy
And now I fear the persistent noise can’t be diagnosed clinically
The alcohol, the drugs, prescribed or not had only opened doors to nowhere
My tiny unremarkable life has become an unrelenting nightmare
No one notices, no one cares. The nurse only wanted my copay
So the doc can tell me nothing is wrong and to put my phone away.
But I can’t put it down, my cell has become me, I’m it’s identity
It’s my voice to all the other voices shouting at the globe’s inhumanity
It’s my umbilical cord to others meager triumphs and a channel to their hatred
The short video clips and bits of text all seem extreme, common sense negated
My thoughts begin to tumble, foreign voices and color explosions swirled
This device has become my addiction, an obsession in my private netherworld
Irrational thoughts of fame and glory have become a daily norm
My indifference coupled with lost souls’ recorded conflicts becomes a perfect storm
I’m feeling the need to end it all and find peace from the innate turmoil
Not to be understood, my resolution makes sense to me and my mentor the phone, stays loyal

November 15, 2018 0

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