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Snow White Should Have Cursed

Much has been written about Disney’s new movie release Snow White

It seems the star of the show attended the same marketing school as the Bud Light person and neither seem very bright

In an “all about me” moment she trashed the animated classic from 90 years ago and ambushed her more famous co-star with her political views

Making the film a loss in both revenue and putting other Disney projects on the back burner for the cast and production crews

Disney should have taken a hint from Hollywood’s annual preen-a-thon and produced the film with Snow Latino using the f-word

Then the little movie goers elbow deep in their high-priced popcorn could try to get Mom to explain what they just heard

Because this year’s Best Picture Award went to a film about a sex worker that falls in love with a rich guy

A bit of a Pretty Woman re-do with way more sex and the f-word in ample supply

According to reports, the word was used on 479 occasions and with a run time of 139 minutes that’s an f-word twice a minute

The writers figured since the film is about a prostitute, when it came to the f-word the sky’s the limit

Both studios’ probably have reached an all-time low. One screwed up a much beloved classic and the other showcased women as a sex object to be used only for pleasure

Meaning the voters for Oscar thought it was a great idea to award a movie about a foul-mouthed hooker to hand its annual treasure

It doesn’t give women much hope about forming meaningful relationships and building a career

When the best picture awards the lowest common denominator in all women while listening to the alleged pedophiles cheer

Bring them down to their level. Allow men on their teams, in their locker rooms, and cut the genitals off their kids

As movies, television, music, and sports have all hit the skids

A vast wasteland has overwhelmed this country in the name of multimedia progressive shift

And this movement has been shoved in all’s face and it has been swift

From Lucy Ricardo sleeping in twin beds to the sex worker in the current best picture

It’s a short lifetime from black and white entertainment to having the gutter mentality crammed down people’s throats only to keep the boardroom richer

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The Lying King

The Lying King smirked as he surveyed his kingdom. “A job well done,” he thought

The American people were once again played as fools as the lies he spouted they had bought

It has now gotten to the point the citizens will just roll their eyes whenever he lies

Unable to speak extemporaneously, he is reduced to reading word for word from a teleprompter with his tired old eyes

His treatment now is that of the demented old uncle who sits in the corner at family gatherings and wears a bib should he drool

He’s only sharp enough to parrot the demands of those pulling the strings as he continues to strip America of its character with his rule

In his campaign he hid in his basement only coming out with a promise to unite

What he did accomplish was to consolidate the hatred by all those non-white

His false sincerity was swallowed by those looking for government handouts hook, line and sinker

With a path of destruction highlighted by burned-out cities, daily shootings, and a completely demoralized police force, it didn’t take long for some to realize this man was not a deep thinker

His love affair with Ukraine and all that is connected is now in its third year

Yet the easily triggered believe what is written in daily bytes on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter and to those unsourced dictums adhere

He killed the economy on day one by shutting down the gas industry as we once again depend on foreign oil

He threw the borders wide open for any international terrorist to set up camp on American soil

He stomped on women’s rights by rewriting Title IX as true females have now become the bench warmers on a women’s team

Claim to be a woman when you couldn’t cut it on a men’s team and now you may now live your dream

It really doesn’t matter what he does now. He’s ruined America with its debt for generations to come

Money comes as easy as printing more or so it seems to this bum

Just recently he stated a relative of his was eaten by cannibals when his plane crash-landed in New Guinea

Had it been Joe himself, the cannibals would have scrounged up a lizard or something as Joe’s head would have produced a diseased brain and his legs would have been too skinny

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Put On Those High Heeled Sneakers

“Girls we simply must do something,” stated Deb Les. “This new Title IX is stealing our thunder”

The group of drag queens were assembled at the pre-show table wondering if this administration had created yet another blunder

Looking around the group of partially made-up queens Deb Les asked almost rhetorically, “Any suggestions?”

All heads turned away as none of the six had an answer for any questions

Finally, Rhoda Big spoke. “You know with this new ruling we’re losing a great deal of drag queen shock”

“Normally we just had to turn on the lights and to our revue people would flock”

“Now the press has stopped coming and even our story time at the library has become a show for the same kids and moms”

“For the longest time no one has threatened us with beatings, shootings or bombs”

One could hear a pin drop after that statement as it was obvious the queens needed a plan

“We need something sooner than later,” said Sally Tight Pants. “Otherwise I’ll have to go back to just being a man”

“Oh my, yes dear,” piped up Holly Hot Pepper. “I’d hate the idea of nothing to look forward to after a hectic week of being a DMV clerk”

“And missing the roar of the crowd after ending my routine with a 30-second rapid fire twerk”

“Anyone can now walk into any locker room they want to watch a woman shower”

“It takes the jolt out of my routine by flashing a tiny bit of my flower”

“The mystery is gone when it’s open season on restrooms, locker rooms, and dressing rooms for anyone to see”

“People would stop coming or caring for that matter and this I guarantee”

“I wanted to get your thoughts about this situation with the new ruling,” said Deb Les. “Believe me when I say I don’t want to be remembered as only a fourth grade teacher”

“So what we’ll do is come up with an entirely new act with our athletic prowess being the main feature

“We’ll contact the other queens and form a basketball dunk league and to make it special the uniforms will be our own costumes”

“And the winners will receive a rhinestone tiara and specially colored ostrich plumes”

“Points will be awarded for speed, dance moves and dunking style”

“And at the end of the season a Grand Queen will be announced from the points they will compile”

“The sports betting companies will have to get involved with all the action”

Then television, action figures, and commercial endorsements should all fall into place to everyone’s satisfaction”

“So girls lets all go home and lace up those high heeled sneakers”

“And hear our name blasted through the arena’s twenty foot speakers”

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Woman Light

Presently there’s a media blow-up over some trans dude with his pic on a can of Bud Light

Demonstrating once again it doesn’t take much for people from either side of the coin to be ready to fight

One shouldn’t blame the woke VP that green lighted the trans ad campaign as she was only following the current woke media trend

The media darlings emphasized are portrayed by unisex drones unable to think beyond what the current TikTok influencers recommend

Forget about evolution. Build a better gender through medicine and science.

And put those, inflexible in their beliefs, women back behind a household appliance

The media has always mollified women with just a cursory nod to the brilliant and brave

Joan of Arc and Madam Curie both mocked for their gender, ended as heroines, but their exploits led to an early grave

Of course there were assorted queens through the centuries but they obtained their status through marriage or birthright

But the everyday woman is continuously pushed aside, as beyond an occasional sex symbol, they just don’t seem to excite

The media was quick to take up women’s causes, and just as quickly dismissed them.

June Cleaver morphed into stronger roles such as Police Woman or Mary Tyler Moore. Now those roles as professionals are awarded to the femme

On the other hand, the folks declaring as trans seem to be highlighted as members of Biden’s cabinet or a sports figure

Their attempt at the opposite sex appears to be desperate as their mirror gives them a different vision than the finished product the public sees and what the doctor was trying to configure

Once again regulated to the back of the bus, women have to endure the current fad of whom the media adore

Women need to show Washington and the media that those faking their genders require no celebration and women don’t need to adjust their lives around these few anymore

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