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Zelensky’s Photo Booth

The e-mail appeared in the in-box from an on-line travel agency touting a trip to Ukraine and a meet and greet with President Zelensky

Included with the trip will be luxurious accommodations at a neighboring NATO country and a ride in a comfortable tour bus through the war zone to sight see

After watching the political figures and celebrities flocking to the combat zone, this agency saw a golden opportunity

Imagine, after the back yard barbecue, one could invite the neighbors in to view the bombed out community

Or the excitement in your spouse’s voice when the tour guide points out a genuine bombing fatality

“Quick Harry, snap that pic and when we can get home open a bottle of wine and talk about the brutality”

The Russians are either cooperating with the tour schedules or have the worst spy system on record

When international politicians and assorted celebrities are allowed to wander in combat areas, one wonders if Russia needs to be alerted by trumpets and some guy with a sandwich board

Maybe Putin is smarter than people realize allowing the photo ops as all seem to end with the promise of more weapons and cash

These potentially may be captured by the Soviets to further extend their warfare stash

While the beleaguered Ukrainian citizens live in daily terror of their lives being snuffed out within the hour

By the refusal of a stubborn fame driven leader trying to stand up to a superior force with nuclear power

So remember to read the fine print on the travel agency’s e-mail offer

As Zelensky continues to demand weapons and cash to extend his war and quite possibly help fill his party’s private coffer

Because the chance to have your picture taken with Zelensky in the photo booth

Will also allow the occasion to watch President Zelensky in his private money booth stuffing money in his tee shirt with both hands and that just might be the honest truth

Wheel! Of! White House!

Live from the fake White House set its America’s game where a lucky contestant is able to win fabulous prizes

That’s right, America gets to spin the wheel and see what she’ll win and what it’s worth this week before inflation rises

Please welcome the stars of our show President Biden and his snarky pretentious assistant Jen Psaki

“Jen, spin the wheel and see what the country wins and if the wheel lands on bankrupt, please don’t say anything dismissive and cocky”

The first spin had the wheel really turning. America held its breath while the wheel slowed as the citizens waited to see what would come to pass

“Well, good news America my plan is really working because at three cents cheaper this week than last, you’ve just won one gallon of gas”

“Spin again, Jen” exclaimed Biden. “Maybe we can knock the middle class out of existence before the end of tonight’s show”

Click Click Click The wheel landed on Send Ukraine More Money, as Zelensky thinks that America is rolling in dough

“Yes sir another forty billion can pad all of our pet projects, our pockets and Zelensky can add an addition to his Miami house”

“And it gives us the opportunity to further spend our way out of inflation and continually show Putin as the real louse”

Once again Psaki gave the wheel the old heave ho and the wheel clicked to a stop on a box of baby formula substitute

Desperate parents everywhere will be jealous of this because one can shake a little of this into the baby bottle and in a minute or two it will reconstitute

This formula hasn’t been approved by any government agency and is manufactured somewhere in a Chinese basement

But if you’re desperate enough and your child is really hungry this might be an adequate replacement

“Gee Jen, I see our tenure is almost up. The Telescriptor is getting fuzzy and it’s time for my nappy.”

But there’s a couple of months left for one more spin to see what percentage of the population I can further demoralize to keep all unhappy”

“Oh, good spin Jen! I see America is going to receive another Fauci lockdown.”

“We’ve run through Putin, and supply chain issues so it’s time again to drag out the Pandemic proving what goes around comes around”

“So join us again tomorrow night when we broadcast from an ever burgeoning homeless center that might just be located in your town”

“As I continue in my not so secret agenda to push my puppet master’s demands and beat America down”

The Democrat’s New Order Dictionary Vol. I

Collins Dictionary describes definition as: a statement giving meaning of a word or expression especially in a dictionary

However the meaning of a word to the new Washington wordsmiths is purely discretionary

Once again the problem comes down to those pesky written definitions. Use one word or statement to depict an agenda and someone will wave a dictionary in your face

So this administration has developed a unique idea to rewrite the definitions should they need to use an all encompassing word to make their case

The following examples highlight terms currently being redefined to satisfy their needs

Keep in mind the way this term is used is the new definition and the usage in terms of previous definitions, this now supersedes

Unity: a condition of harmony; the quality or state of being one

Currently unity appears to have all citizens become destitute and therefore government dependant and when questioned about it watch the President cut and run

Border: a line separating two political or geographical areas especially countries

Currently the term applies in both a geographical and political area only to Ukraine as in the United States the line is used to count the number of migrant crossings and illegal entries

Deter: to turn aside, discourage, or prevent from acting

Currently deter had been liberally used with sanctions to keep Russia from crossing the previously mentioned border but a testy President now insists that sanctions would not deter Putin from enacting

Woman: an adult female person

Currently there is some confusion as how to define a woman, apparently needing a biologist and test results involving blood and urine

In trying to keep up with the new definitions coming out of Washington, the thumping sound you hear is poor Mr. Webster flipping in his grave

Much like the population of this republic now being gender fluid perhaps the New Order Dictionary is just as fluid and dictionaries published before 2020 you don’t need to save

Leave The Bullies An Out

And so it goes. The Ukrainian people continue to stream across the border clinging to their loved ones

The few left behind were doing a surprisingly good job of impeding the advancing Russian army with fly swatters and BB guns

This waves a giant red flag in the face of the macho thinking Russian leader

As the rest of the world sits back halting the flow of caviar, diamonds, and vodka while trying to play the role of mind reader

Only now a program is needed to tell one psychopath from another

Both Putin and Biden share similar traits as neither cares about their fellow countrymen and cries for restraint go in one ear and out the other

Putin is all in to restore Russia to its former glory and figured his troops could just roll in and take control

Biden, on the other hand, is only motivated by what is showing in the most recent poll

The Ukrainians fought back like cornered cats and slowed the Russian troops to a crawl

In no hurry to end the conflict, Biden now has another scapegoat for his sorry track record. “I’m sick of this stuff!” He would squall

But he wants high prices. He wants his New Green Deal

He sure can’t be accused of “tilting at windmills” as the windmills are responsible for Americans to suffer through the high prices of gas and their next meal

So while one “leader” relishes in the fact that his own citizens are under his thumb

The other leader must show toughness and figure a plan that either the Ukrainians surrender or to escalated warfare succumb

Since his own army is showing signs of demoralization and lack of motivation in the ranks

He might need to upgrade from conventional warfare with just artillery and tanks

A peacemaker is desperately needed to begin diplomatic negotiations

Sending in an incompetent Vice President to mollify nobody just adds to Biden’s administration’s humiliations

But someone is needed as Putin is now backed into a corner with his finger on both the chemical and nuclear switch to wipe a country’s population from this earth

One has to question as to what price windmills and electric cars are really worth

When You’re Broke You’ll Be Woke

The brow beating frenzy has continued since inauguration day

“You will toe the line and you will obey”

The best way for people to do as they’re told has been used by the military for years

First you break a person completely down so taking orders will be the course he steers

Immediately put the pandemic fear in everyone. Keep showing the number of daily deaths and let all know they could be next

Track people by watching who takes the jab and who objects

Then force employers to mandate the vaccine or you’ll lose your job

Scream loudly about every naturally occurring variant and encourage the drama queen hysterical mob

Close the schools and keep the children muzzled and afraid

It took America the better part of two years to realize they were played

But that also meant, due to enforced regulations, a lot of middle class businesses went bust

Everything was good, said the man on the camera as long as you obeyed and in him you could trust

So you lost your life’s work, wore your mask, and did what you were told

But the kids weren’t dying, the masks were proven ineffective, and the boosters oversold

Now those lousy middle classers were hollering about empty store shelves and the price of hamburger meat and crackers

We couldn’t hide the inflation numbers from the peoples’ wallets, so we blamed the meat packers

Suddenly it’s only eight months to get this thing done

So let’s push Putin into rolling into Ukraine and blame the insane gas prices on Russia instead of who’s really holding the smoking gun

Smugly state that at six bucks a gallon, how does that electric car look to you?

Frankly, it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew

Because in just a few short months your warped vision of untold payola and your small pack of a woke mob

Will be blocked on every proposal and in three years you’re out of a job

You’ll be cursed by today’s children and grandchildren for having to shoulder your ever expanding debt and for treating their parents like pond scum

And leave behind a legacy that will be scorned by future politicians and historians for generations to come

Playing Chicken on the World Stage

The cry from the tunnels by the Ukrainian people sounded distant and drained

It was now in the second week and the remaining citizens watched in terror as the missiles rained

They’d circled the wagons but Putin had them surrounded

As Biden in his speech talked as though the battle was won or so it sounded

The Russians had encircled the two largest cities and had cut all utilities and supplies

The citizens of Ukraine had become target practice for the Russian rifles hastening Ukraine’s demise

The people of Russia are demonstrating against war as is the world and sanctions are in place

Unfortunetly, in spite of the video taped posturing by the free world leaders, Putin holds the final ace

That is the ace of hearts, the card played when humanity and decency are needed and Putin will use that against the world

The struggles of the Ukrainians are shown nightly, fighting the missiles and tanks with small arms fire and molotov cocktails hurled

For twenty minutes on the news, watch those citizens suffer and hear their plea for aid

No water, food, heat or medicine will have the NATO leaders bending to this madman’s crusade

“If you will not lift the sanctions we’ll indiscriminately kill the population and threaten everyone else with nuclear war”

The idea of a mushroom shaped cloud of radioactive fallout approaching cities to the west is hard to ignore

“Lift your sanctions that we demand or focus your cameras on the cities that we will demolish”

“Then turn your news satelites toward the western border and watch while we come after everything Polish”

While the leader of the free world babbles on like he has a plan to end this hostility

The Ukrainian people huddle in the cold and stark subway tunnels well aware of the word salad futility

Red Rover Red Rover Send Russia Right Over

The Biden administration, itching to start a conflict, is caught in their own weird playground game

By continually poking Putin to send his troops into Ukraine, Biden can do his best MacArthur impersonation in freedom’s name

Russia has massed troops at the Ukrainian border and can take the country any time it wants

Faster than the Taliban in Afghanistan, if Russia crosses, it’s only a matter of hours before they’re dining in Kyiv’s finest restaurants

Ukraine’s President Zelensky has told Biden and his pack of pathetic wimpy mouthpieces to back off and quit trying to create an armed hostility

Ukraine is in the middle of a pissing contest between Washington and Moscow. One is governed by a hard-nosed ruler and one is frightfully close to senility

Russia does not want Ukraine to join NATO and be controlled by the Allied Command and therefore the USA

The US knows that if Russia decides to cross the border and conquers what is a free country they won’t be going anywhere and will stay

So it goes, the US has placed 8500 troops on high alert to help defend the European nations

Apparently the Washington War Machine has decided 8500 is a good round number of acceptable losses to increase NATO demarcations

It’s a lose/lose situation for Zelensky. He can join NATO and watch the Russian tanks roll past his breakfast table

Or he can welcome Russia into his country and try to keep as much of his government intact as he’s able

But allowing Biden to call the shots on the out manned and out gunned Ukrainian Red Rover team

Is just an open invitation for the horror of war to be thrust on the citizens of Ukraine before submitting to the inevitable communist regime

Top Gun-White House Version

“Who we got up there?” asked the grizzled Pentagon chief. “The American people are anxious and scared”

“Geezer and Deuce,” stated the democratic party. “Great,” snarled the chief. “An incompetent and one who’s impaired”

“Geezer,” snapped the chief. “You’ve got multiple bogies surrounding you and so far you’ve not stopped any of them”

“Those bogies are equipped with missiles having huge policy busting warheads and yet you continue to only fire on the already dead voting issue which you falsely condemn”

Meanwhile, overheard in the cockpit, Deuce exclaimed. “Geezer there’s a migrant caravan on our tail and you’re slowing down”

“Deuce,” yelled Geezer. “I’ll hit the brakes and they’ll fly right past. Then I’ll point this sucker toward Delaware and get out of town.”

Later in the local bar Deuce was at the piano pounding out a bad rendition of “Great Balls of Fire” when her husband called out, “Deuce! Ya big Stud. Take me to the border or lose me forever”

To which Deuce replied. “Be sure to kiss the kids goodbye because the chance of that happening is never”

That afternoon Geezer’s shirtless volleyball game was shut down by the beach police as even the sand crabs objected

It seems that Geezer, “Mittens” Sanders, “Too Tall” Fauci, and “Shylock” Schumer were displaying too much pasty cellulite and the American people felt disrespected

Six days later in a practice run, Geezer erroneously flew directly into the wrath of his own citizens questioning another reckless decision

In order to save himself he decided the best way to survive was to eject and sacrifice Deuce in a canopy collision

It seems the policy breakdowns had led to antagonistic foreign activities, spikes in crime, pandemic failures, and an economy that had America reeling

Though it took a year for the USA to figure it out, but with the Geezer at the controls, the voters had “Lost That Loving Feeling”

Geezer really wanted to be thought of as a decisive leader. His impulsive actions and atrocious advice had been disastrous as he refused to leave well enough alone

There were no two ways about it, America was now on “The Highway To The Danger Zone”

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