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Start Spreading The News, It’s The Ignorant He Woos

The bait was cast into the shallow end of the pool

He wriggled the bait ever so slightly and all the minnows started to drool

The lure used was recycled from Trump hatred, Bernie Sanders’ promise of free stuff, and the fairy tale of a completely liberal society

Delivered to this group of free feeders by a young socialist enamored with complete power and his own perceived piety

He promised a better life for all New Yorkers and by that he means people with no means

He’s promised to compete against grocery stores, provide free childcare, protect illegal immigrants, and with landlords dictate their liens

Free busing? You got it. Rent freezes? Yep. Government run grocery stores? Yessireee Bob. Government subsidized housing? Going to occur

With a tired old retread as his competition Mamdani became the candidate the city dwellers prefer

He campaigned under the Bernie Sanders mantra of “we’ll pay for it all just by taxing the rich”

And the bottom feeders ate it up, there’s nothing like being swindled by a smooth sounding sales pitch

“We’ll never forget the fall of the towers” has been cast to the wayside

There are few history majors in the electorate and what happened ten years ago is old news and seems long enough to keep the youngsters pacified

But a word of caution for the excitable ones. Sign up now for the affordable housing and get on the waiting list

As it will be years for all the zoning and permits to pass through the hands that are to be greased and the proper butts kissed

Mamdani only thinks he’s in charge but the power brokers never change

It’s the system of money trails that the seldom seen power people need to rearrange

For instance, the government grocery stores will still need to appease the unions that deliver

Still that doesn’t sway the trans group that Mamdani has promised healthcare with perhaps the weakest arrow in his quiver

But will the newly transitioned kids ever get a chance to follow along in this dreamer’s path?

When even the dim-witted would have trouble with this guy’s math

The retail grocery stores will leave, landlords will sell their properties, and buses will become a rolling crime scene

Businesses will then shutter, residents will flee, and cops won’t come because in reality a new broom does not sweep clean

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Pounding The Poison To The Babies

In the fifties the good doctor snapped his bag shut after driving through bad weather to make a house call

Though he charged an outrageous $7.50 for the call and the meds, he answered all the parents concerns over the noise of the baby’s bawl

Fast-forward seventy years and the office person glared over the top of her half glasses and stated the child is behind on his vaccines

Too employed for charity and too poor for insurance the young mother was sent packing to the free clinic as the vaccines required to see this doctor were beyond her means

You see, this child had managed to survive her first 12 months without illness and now needed approximately 20 shots to get caught up

Which in turn equates to hundreds of dollars for vaccinations that Big Pharma demands into babies veins they need to pump

Grandma had told the mother not to worry as she only had 3 or 4 shots growing up that she could remember

But here is this CNA handing this young mother a schedule of injections amounting to four a month from January to September

And now the American Association of Pediatrics has recommended at 6-24 months babies receive the highly questionable covid shot

“Believe in the science,” they say. But pay no attention to the big Pharma drug reps proving time and time again doctors can be bought

And what infant at birth doesn’t need an injection for Hep B

This should help the newborn should he slip out of the NICU and share a needle during a drunken party spree

Grandma was seen wringing her hands as she looked over the injection list

“Some of these diseases weren’t invented when I was young,” snarled the woman obviously pissed

“I mean come on, I understand some of these vaccines are lifesavers. But with this many shots what are they doing to this baby’s system?”

“Sounds like more of a money grab to me and newborns are the victim”

Granny then pulled out a chart showing the autism rates for children over the past 50 decades

Waving the chart at the CNA she demanded an explanation as why in the 1970’s autism was diagnosed at 1:10,000 kids

Now rising at warp speed the chart now shows 1:36 kids are diagnosed autistic. But any discussion of this the medical community forbids

Grandma was quiet on the way home. She remembered being sick as a child but always recovered

It wasn’t until the CDC recommended a barrage of shots the doctors realized what a gold mine they had discovered

Just maybe the kids in the fifties and sixties were healthier as they weren’t exposed to the poisons today’s doctors are quick to inject

But that would take Big Pharma out of play and teenagers of today wouldn’t be concerned about lumps appearing that are malignant

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Pssst, I Have The List

The cloaked figure wearing aviator shades crouched low shaded by the doorway nervously checking his surroundings, his eyes shifting from side to side

A hooded shape emerged from behind the dumpster and cautiously approached the figure in a slow crab-like stride

“You got the list?” asked hoodie. “Yeah, I got it” replied Ray Bans

“Let’s see the money,” said the man peering over the top of his frames and holding out his hands

The briefcase snapped open and the minimal light illuminated packs of $100’s stacked neatly in rows

Handing over the thick dossier the sunglass man grabbed the briefcase and into the night he goes

Hoodie stood there shivering even though it wasn’t cold. He knew he had in his possession a list that could bring down CEOs, Hollywood elitists, and many a political heavyweight

With trembling hands he slid out the first sheet and there it was, a list of who was on the flights to sicko island and the date

With blackmail looming large, hoodie headed to the nearest Staples to make copies

It was then he noticed several initials entered multiple times highlighted by yellow sharpies

He now had the power. The highlighted initials could easily be tied to real names

Also in the packet were several videotapes. Each were connected to highlighted initials and those initials were from names everyone blames

“Oh what fun it will be to hear the denials,” hoodie thought

But the more sinister idea was the monetary reward as his silence will have to be bought

“So Mr Muckety Muck, you want that tape of you and the nine year old kept under cover?”

“That’ll be 100 grand for me to suppress that disgusting thing being done to you by your little lover”

“And Mrs X, that film of you and your real partner cutting up that 12-year-old, that’s half a million to you”

“Just remember this is a yearly tax that will be adjusted for inflation. Karma’s a real bitch depending on who you choose to screw”

“These lists and tapes will never see the light of day as they give me a tremendous advantage”

“It’ll be a real chore to keep up with all these high profile names but somehow I’ll have to manage”

But these kind of vile acts couldn’t happen in America. These heinous offenses would immediately lead to long stretches of jail time handed down by impartial judges

That would be the judges who weren’t on the list, abide by the Constitution, and bear no grudges

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When Royalty is Treated as a Commoner

In 1881 Mark Twain wrote in his novel The Prince and the Pauper, “What dost thou know of suffering and oppression! I and my people know, but not thou”

Fast forward 144 years and a United States Senator, thinking he was entitled, barged into and without authorization, interrupted a press conference, something the security people could not allow

Unknown by most in attendance, Senator Alex Padilla thought his title enabled him to control the proceedings

Suddenly he was being dealt with as a commoner much to his dismay and pleadings

Hustled from the room, wrestled to the ground, and handcuffed he was treated as any unmasked citizen during the fake plague

Unmasked people were regarded as felons by the privileged about a questionable illness as the rules could be interpreted to fit the crime because the guidelines were quite vague

As Governor Newsom recently stated, “If they can handcuff a United States Senator for asking a question imagine what they can do to you”

But the citizens already knew. They forced lockdowns, ordered vaccines, closed schools, killed jobs, muddied women’s sports, fueled two wars, botched a withdrawal, opened all borders, poured money into a green deal, and pardoned a crooked family before they were through

The overlords didn’t care. They also owned main stream media

While the brainwashed gullible lined up to sing the rulers’ praises because for the last 25 years the despots owned academia

Twain furthermore stated in his novel, “The world is made wrong, kings should go to school to learn their own rules at times and so learn mercy”

Perhaps Mr Padilla learned a lesson in citizenship when he thought his Washington privilege included barging into a press conference chaired by Kristi

As very longtime Senator Schumer stated, “I just saw something that sickened my stomach, the manhandling of a United States Senator. We need answers as to what the hell went on”

Perhaps if the shoe was on the other foot and a seemingly unidentified unhinged individual barged into your press conference, your question might be withdrawn

Maybe as a pseudo king untouched by the growing violence orchestrated by crazed leftist agenda Mr Schumer might look at Mr Padilla’s treatment as uncalled-for

But can the same be said for State Senator Melissa Hortman when a mentally disturbed individual knocked on her door?

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Please Listen Carefully As Our Menu Has Changed

You have reached the number of the United States of America. If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911

Included in the 911 request would be unhinged liberals, gang members, and any violence prone individual packing a gun

If you know your party’s extension you may dial it at any time, for all others please listen to the following menu

Please press the # sign to have the menu repeated and then * to continue

For those needing assistance when their USAID check is stopped please press two

For those groups demanding violent protests please press 4 for assistance with your attempted coup

For those needing to see a dox list of Tesla owners, please press 3 for locations of cars to key

For those tattooed gang members whose future might include an El Salvadorean prison, press 5 before becoming a deportee

For judges who have appointed themselves a superior being, please press 6 for a copy of the Constitution

To read and understand before the father of a crime victim is on your front porch seeking retribution

For those thugs looking to turn Boston into a third world slum, please press 7.

As the mayor’s sheltered life sees no fault in sanctuary cities and turning Beantown into migrant heaven

Please press 8 if you want to continue in your world filled with hate

If you hate your country, loath your life, and despise yourself, keep #8 on speed dial for waking every morning irate

If you just want to whine, please press 9. You’ve keyed a Tesla, supported Hama’s reign of terror, and mutilated yourself for a gender redesign

And yet you look in the mirror everyday and try to ignore the miserable person looking back, knowing all would be better if the current administration would just resign

Please press the # button to hear the menu again or press 0 to talk to an American outside a major metro area

Because remaining in a democratic run city can only lead to mental illness hysteria

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The Hit Dogs Will Holler

Samuel Jones Porter’s famous quote stated, “throw a stone into a crowd of dogs and the hit dogs will holler.”

Perhaps the quote should be re-phrased as the politicians that holler the loudest are the ones afraid of losing their easy dollar.

The Trump pick to head the Health and Human Services Department confirmation hearing has created quite a commotion

The paranoia from the Big Pharma propped up democratic senators showed in their emotion

Screaming like a banshee, Elizabeth Warren demonstrated her unhinged instability by her rants in front of a television nation

Looking for her big “Gotcha Moment” RFK deflated every accusation

Bernie Sanders tried to bark at RFK with questions about his former company’s anti-vax slogans on babies’ onesies

Coming from left field with this line of questioning Mr Sanders was hoping to have RFK jerking like he was suspended from bungees

However it was Sanders in an exasperated denial that he was receiving money from Big Pharma

“No! No! No! No!” Was the only pitiable reply by Sanders when confronted with his own karma

Confucius once stated, “If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.”

As with the vast majority of politicians, they were never the smartest in the room but were just smart enough to see the end of this expense paid free ride beginning to loom

Unlike the democrat confirmations under Biden whose picks were based the leftist idea of diversity

And those picks praised by masses who themselves were amused by daily doses of abhorrent mindless television, attended drag queen shows with their children, and by liberal professors at any university

The people approved in the Biden confirmation hearings added to inflation, promoted military men in dresses, created two wars, and with a US funded disease isolated and killed the old

But now the chickens have come home to roost as those same Senators see an immediate end to their pot of gold

The RFKs, the Kash Patels, and the Tulsi Gabbards are the smartest people in the room

And it’s time to sweep out the pretentious, power and money hungry miscreants with one push of an American made broom

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Its All George’s Fault

When did it become a sin for children but fashionable for politicians to lie?

Lying today has become so blatant the politicians don’t feel obligated to deny

But kids on the other hand are expected to toe the line anytime they fib

A stern look from parents or teachers can easily result in a false ad-lib

Loss of privileges, being grounded, or banished to their room seem to always be the results

“But why” is the response as the punishment is doled. It now seems flagrant lying is only reserved for adults

Politicians for years have engaged in this practice. George Washington really didn’t chop down the cherry tree.

Politicians now just look you in the eye, tell their falsehood, and state “they’ll guarantee”

In the past 40 or so years Presidents (and numerous other politicians) have lied to the American people with a straight face

The citizens swallowed the fabrications since it probably didn’t directly concern them rather than calling the bald-faced liars a national disgrace

George H Bush’s “read my lips; no new taxes” was cast into the pool and the people bought it hook line and sinker

Bill Clinton literally came next with his famous “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” causing massive eye rolling with any normal hormonal thinker

George W. Bush a couple years later declared “I’m a decider and I decide what is best”

Such as destabilizing the Middle East in the quest for weapons of mass destruction for which he became obsessed

“You can keep your doctor” stated Obama looking straight into the camera while shoveling out his healthcare plan

The plan that forced people to not only buy his health insurance but to pay for others because you can

“Mexico will pay for the wall” was the rallying cry for Trump in his first campaign

The wall was only partially built and Mexico paid for it with illegal migrants with the number approaching ungovernably insane

So when Biden pardoned his son after saying he wouldn’t, he just added to his already large sackful of lies

He felt obligated to break his earlier statement as his own party had seen to his demise

Kids today have a hard time understanding the value of truth

Apparently it’s okay to openly lie as an adult but not as a youth

So whether it’s George with his hatchet or Joe with his various money laundering schemes

Lies only matter if you’re under twelve or so it seems

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Is America Ready for a Woman?

In the recent Presidential election a woman candidate lost the contest to a male

This was the same man that if the democrats had their way should have been in jail

“Its misogny,” they screamed. “This man will set us back in time, and we’ll lose our rights”

“This woman is our only hope. She’s the one that unites”

Perhaps it wasn’t all a gender based victory, perhaps something else came into play

Just maybe America was tired of being held hostage by a very small but vocal group of malcontents that kept the citizenship in planned disarray

Looking back at women leaders in the past somebody in the Democratic Party should have realized there is a difference between crass and class

The average American worker for the past four years suffered through the indignity of every socialist lefty feeling empowered to harass

Princess Diana once said, “I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of feeling unloved”

America rose up this past Tuesday when they had a chance to stop being pushed and shoved

Much like Prince Harry and Meghan, the United States had grown weary of elitist attitudes, celebrity worship, and censorship of thought and speech

America came together to stop the person that was not selected by her own party but anointed before she could step into the breach

“When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they become all the more determined to struggle for a better future.” Stated Queen Elizabeth

Having seen America’s way of life rapidly deteriorate by the Washington elites, the voting bloc refused to cast their lot with

Hoping to eradicate history and blaze a new trail forward the democrats tried squelching basic freedoms, tore down monuments, pushed their own leftist policies, and hugely overspent

Goldie Meir, the fourth Prime Minister of Israel stated, “One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present”

America, long content with their lifestyle, through four years of hard knocks woke up to the corruption of this administration

The values taught in public schools suddenly vanished as America watched in horror at the Constitution desecration

Realizing the campaign was faltering the candidate could only claim women’s rights as being potentially completely demolished

Feminists from all walks of life were suddenly demanding all white men be abolished

“The feminists hate me, don’t they? And I don’t blame them. For I hate feminism. It is poison” So stated Margaret Thatcher

Another woman greatly admired both in leadership and stature

Spending massive amounts of campaign funds on disdainful advertising and rallies with high priced celebrities this candidate whiffed badly as the ball crossed the plate

The party was over as the last dancer twerked and the cackle receded into scripted speeches aimed at creating division and hate

So the chance for America to have a woman lead the country still awaits

But what we need is a woman ready and able to lead the United States

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Still Waiting on an Apology

As the time for Biden’s Presidency winds down most of America is still waiting for the apology

With an umbrella covering his vacant bald head and his feet planted firmly in the sand perhaps he is composing his presidential anthology

That is if his brain is still capable of thought and is not burning with hatred towards his own party allies

His so-called political friends who until recently always had his back, he had now come to despise

Chapter one could contain his shutting down the pipeline and putting American energy dependent on foreign oil and Americans out of work

Knowing his dismal New Green Deal would line Biden pockets and was happy to give the American supply chain the middle finger and a smirk

Throwing open the border he allowed anyone with a heartbeat to cross into America securing all future votes

Caravan after caravan arrived at the southern border by foot, trains and boats

And disappeared into cities across the United States and plunge their respective counties into planned disorder

Assigning his Vice President to oversee the operation he cemented his legacy of hiding from the border

He then withdrew from Afghanistan in a manner that suggested pure timidity

Unable to negotiate with any foreign powers he dropped everything and ran. Scenes of Americans dying and our own military in full retreat has no defensible validity

But his Vice President was the last person in the room demonstrating her leadership abilities

Encouraging to say the least when faced with future hostilities

Furthermore public education spent two years masked up, social distanced, and remotely taught while the pandemic raged

Mandatory vaccines were ordered to keep one’s job as people lined up for Big Pharma’s poison while watching hospitals kill the elderly. People’s fears were never assuaged

Not fearing the United States and waving the signed Minsk Agreement, Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine

Money laundering came easy at that point as the Biden family, long on the Ukraine payroll, now had free reign

Itching to be looked as a real Commander in Chief, Biden personally oversaw the United States diplomacy in the Israel-Hamas War

If it wasn’t for being forced out of office his option of boots on the ground could have become a reality causing a huge international uproar

But that was yesterday and today is the day for socialist reflection

By calling half of America garbage and the angry demonstration on January 6th an insurrection

It’s time for the Biden catastrophe to come to an end

But he won’t know it after spending 532 days on vacation, he’ll look at any free time as a Presidential dividend

So is an apology coming for turning America into a nightmarish mess?

Not going to happen as he has babies to bite, dirty money yet to pocket, and another six weeks to stay hidden from the press

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When You Don’t Know Any Black People

Sometimes people wonder how Kamala Harris became the democratic presidential candidate for the United States

As for 3 1/2 years she was a no show at the southern border, accomplished little as a Vice President and was very ordinary in debates

When picking a running mate in August of 2019 Biden stated he would like to pick a woman and preferably a woman of color

His team suddenly got that queasy feeling as they scrambled to find someone to fill the bill fitting that description, both qualified and not make him look any duller

He’d already expressed the requirements for a minority serving in office with a previous statement about Obama sending staffers scurrying before the crap could hit the fan

“I mean you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy, I mean that’s storybook man”

So who do you get? Biden didn’t have much of a track record in supporting the advancement of minorities

It seemed only at election time was minority achievement moved to the head of priorities

The pickings in Congress were limited to a few new hires mostly unknown outside their district or state

And a couple of the more well-known black women were recognized for spewing racial division and hate

It boiled down to a relatively unknown person whose only claim to fame had been for jailing pot smokers and stinging Biden in the debate with the scripted “that little girl was me”

Checking the boxes for articulate and clean with bright being a little iffy and not that dark she became the nominee

In keeping with the democratic campaign strategy, she too hides from the press and media questions and picked someone as a running mate whom no one would shoot because he makes her look good

So the picture is painted. You’ve got a strange socialist VP candidate shown as a good ole “aw shucks” farm boy and the Presidential candidate with her phoney accents supposedly at ease in high society or the hood

Little did Biden know when selecting his running mate, she’d have the final say in giving his re-election chances a thumbs down

Ambitions rule, power and greed always reigns, it was time to crown a queen and hand the rubber key to the clown

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Peeling Back The Onion

With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell

Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell

So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location

But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication

His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light

That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict

The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs

Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax

A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor

However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder

The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable

Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable

But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce

So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use

The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter

It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water

As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish

By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”

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Kamala’s Krazy Kharacters

Hey Kids! What time is it?! It’s time again for the Kamala Show featuring her cast of crazy puppets

Just remember kids, these puppets all say the same thing, so they sure aren’t the Muppets

Kamala decided this is the best way to win the election. Let her puppets do her talking in their own lingo and she can hide from the press. Obviously an understudy of the demented one for the last four years

He wrote the democratic handbook on how to campaign. Come out of hiding, make a creepy, whispery, angry statement, then walk away while the world watches as he disappears

Because she can’t copy this blueprint exactly she decided to hide off-stage and let her puppets do the talking

That way she can continue to say nothing, take no questions, and not look like the dead man walking

Frieda the fry girl opens the show complete in the McDonald’s uniform with a hairnet smelling slightly like an eight dollar Big Mac

Asking a customer what kind of middle class burger they would like to fill up the sack

Next up is Mike the roughneck fracking puppet. Dressed in tough guy working clothes he praises Kamala for keeping fracking and bread on the table

What Mike doesn’t know is Kamala won’t sign the leases to permit fracking as soon as she is able

Coming on stage now is Sista Latrese, one of the black puppets Kamala takes for granted. “Of course we be voting for Kamala, cause we be part of the women of color club”

“We’re the future the democrats have been promising for 100 years and because democrats would never lie we’ll be learning to wash our greens in our middle class tub”

Hitting the stage next and keeping a wary eye out for ICE because she has no green card, is Juanita the Latin housekeeper.

Employed in a middle class home, Juanita is tired of changing linens and diapers but is grateful for the job she obtained because she works cheaper

“Still waiting on that free house,” screams Angelo the migrant Haitian puppet. “All we got now is hotel rooms, free phones and food, We demand middle class!”

Kids remember it was only six weeks ago Angelo was living in homeland squalor in a tin hut with a roof of grass

See how far Angelo’s come just by crossing the border and living off the goodness of the Red Cross and Catholic Charities

Just ignore the fact that empires have failed for centuries because of invasions, bad economies, and political divisions. History is a giant circle just look at the Roman Empire similarities

And to close out the the show is our favorite rapper Fat Slo Mo whose song We be freakin’ to the middle class is number one on the charts

With the lyrics “da bitches and da hoes better bring the goods,” we appreciate all the wisdom the song imparts

Hopefully Kamala doesn’t consider herself a hoe and the lyric is from a spurned rapper and just sour grapes

But both are hoping they don’t turn up in compromising positions on Diddy’s sex tapes

So kids come and spend an afternoon with Kamala and her friends

She won’t answer any questions and will stay quiet and not look stupid before to the White House she ascends

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One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Internet

In the poem “Paul Revere’s Ride,” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow advised that lanterns hung in the belfry tower would signal British troops advancing. One lantern by land two if by sea

Should Longfellow been able to see into the future he would also inform if by internet, hang three

When three kids were slashed to death and ten others wounded at a Taylor Swift themed party, it was erroneously posted the suspect was an asylum seeker

The thought of children lying in pools of blood presented a picture that couldn’t be painted any bleaker

Frustrated people looking for an excuse to riot seized the opportunity and looted and burned

The fact that previously citizens had been storing anger for a decade watching their country being turned into a third world ghetto didn’t have the powdered wigs at all concerned

However when the European Commissioner for Internal Markets and Services, Thierry Breton, received notice that Elon Musk was interviewing Donald Trump he had a hissy fit

Still working on the wedgie given to him in primary school for being named Thierry, he issued a toothless statement enforcing censorship in the US knowing the current US administration would permit

It seems the Biden/Harris administration is all for speech censorship if it concerns something they don’t approve

They would like nothing better than the ability to look a written statement that didn’t defend socialism, money laundering, and mass immigration and have the right to remove

The dreaded EU regulated DSA or Digital Services Act was passed in October 2022 regulating social network intent

When passed the European Commission Executive Vice President Margarethe Vestager declared “Democracy’s back” implying we’ll censor your dissent

The censorship train is on the way. All the lanterns are lit. Only this time it’s to warn us of our own policymakers

We need to question the inaction of our own duly elected “movers and shakers”

So before opened greeting cards are received in the mail and text messages are intercepted

Free speech is a tool that built America and citizens cannot let censorship be accepted

Should the British government continue to feel they have the right for America’s free speech to attack

We won’t dump tea this time, we’ll send Harry and Meghan back

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A Toast To The Flibbertigibbet

Wikipedia defines a Flibbertigibbet as a flighty or whimsical person usually a young woman. Modern uses include a gossipy or overly talkative person

After three and a half years of Biden, Obama’s hand-picked replacement is the word salad speaking cackling Kamala Harris causing the worldwide status of the US to worsen

The power bloc of the east had gathered around the table. Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Cuba were there with China agreeing to attend

The group needed China for them to flourish and any movement on their part without notifying Chairman Xi would probably offend

The time to strike is now. The west is in disarray without any true commander

The United States was stretched thin with two wars and weakened with a lame duck President whose only appearances were feeble attempts at slander

The group at the table knew the time had come to cut the head off the western snake

Plans that had been in the works for years were laid on the table as new world domination was now at stake

China sat silently knowing that within four months her tanks would be patrolling the streets to Taipei City

And as the group was quietly voicing their plans hoping for the nods of approval, N. Korea advised the continuation of rocket testing to the committee

Iran, fueled by pallets of cash and uranium from the US, advised they would be upping their engagements of war in helping to wipe Israel off the map

Observing they would further weaken the US military by baiting them into a three-cornered trap

NATO would continue to backpedal from its commitment as Russia begins to withhold fuel supplies

The European nations talk tough but will fold with cold weather and the sound of their countrymen’s cries

And with Russia standing pat on the Ukrainian offensive, Putin is more than willing to play the waiting game

Eventually the Ukrainian people will tire of being cannon fodder for an increasingly senseless border war and end the conflict to avoid taking the blame

Looking around the table the group laughed at the prospect of the woman the US was trying to present as strong

They know power, they know strength, there are certain people that project this might and this woman doesn’t belong

Raising their glasses they all exclaimed, “Here’s to the flibbertigibbet may she win in a rout”

“We’ll continue to supply the internet with misleading bots and stuff the ballot boxes, then show the world real power without a doubt”

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Burning Down The House

Recently the citizens of Kenya stormed their Parliament to protest a controversial tax bill

The protesters entered the building and torched parts of the structure as police responded shooting to kill

The cost of living in Kenya has spiraled upwards in recent years

As with most governments what was promised during election campaigns always disappears

The bill causing this uproar, aimed squarely at the everyday expenses, seemed to stick painfully in the citizen’s craw

Feeling like they’re fleeced enough by the ever encroaching government, the citizens looked at this bill like the last straw

Just last month Washington designated Kenya as a “major non-NATO ally” roughly meaning you get a spiffy new t-shirt

But you’re on your own when you need help and your country has a crisis to avert

So this “major non-NATO ally” is now trying to force new taxes to pay off the national debt held in IOUs to China and the World Bank

Ignoring the basic needs of its citizens as the country’s economy circles the bowl, perhaps the Kenyans have President Biden to thank

They have seen the newscasts of the violence, the protest at our Capitol, and the continual failings of our own weak-kneed figurehead

But the Kenyan government seemed determined to pass the bill and then flee in underground tunnels leaving many rioters injured and dead

Diplomats from around the world in measured indignation stated they were “shocked” by the unrest

The eyes of the world are suddenly on Kenya as this proposed bill kicked the proverbial hornets’ nest

The government cannot let the protesters win as that would become a worldwide blueprint

When other countries fed up with supporting the political class take the hint

Biden and his corps of top-notch negotiators weren’t asked to step in and help cool this boiling point

Knowing he would have exploited one of the self-serving policies he used before on the world stage and to most citizens serve only to disappoint

Rubber-stamping the royalty quirks of the ruling class giving a thumbs up to all pro government partisan decisions

That led to the chaos in the United States leading from quiet frustration to uproar and political divisions

But by taking matters into their own hands when the elected official turns out to be just another lying political louse

The Kenyan citizens determined the best course of action is “burning down the house”

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When the UCLA Med School Diploma is hanging on the Wall

The receptionist had me all checked in and yes, this was the one office that accepted my insurance

All that was required was a $25 copay and that would be my only out-of-pocket expense. I had their assurance

The waiting room was empty except for one very obese woman who was obviously a heavy smoker

With her oxygen mask in place she mumbled about soda prices as she had just come from the grocer

She stated the price of the 2 liter soft drink she was consuming was up fifty cents since the start of the year

Then she said this was the lone doctor she could see as this office was the only one in her network taking new patients and her pains had grown more severe

The door to the back opened and a nurse called my name and ushered me into an examination room

She took my blood pressure, my weight, and asked all the questions like how much alcohol did I consume

She then said the doctor would be right in and only then did I notice the UCLA Med School diploma hanging on the wall

Being new to the area when trying to match doctors to my employers health insurance, I didn’t notice the UCLA med school graduate listing on the internet that I recall

Nervously I waited for the doctor and sure enough with a knock on the door a young black doctor appeared

The dilemma in my head immediately triggered the run reflex as this was a MD who might not be qualified to guide my health issues or so I feared

I’d seen the news reports on the different sets of rules for people of color thanks to UCLA’s DEI guidelines

I seems the academics in charge were more concerned with racial quotas and apparently born without spines

I need this physical as my employer demands it but what to do now as my mind is reeling

So what is the answer to this young doctor’s general question of how are you feeling?

Do you ask for a list of qualifications? Did any med schools turn you down before UCLA?

Would the doctor feel slighted and profiled if I asked about their background or do I just nod my head and say okay?

In between the I-pod being filled in with information about my heart beat and the latest immunization

I’m silently hoping in med school training the patient’s nose didn’t light up when the doc tried to remove the funny bone in the board game of Operation

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Fighting The Elements

The first of the month was once again here and the monthly bill paying depression had set in. For the last three years just breaking even was the goal, forget about being in the black

Cutting more costs now seemed out of the question but the bills continue to grow judging by the size of the stack

The promotion and raise had happened but easy street was nowhere to be found

Now there is additional job stress with more responsibility and longer hours as the road to financial freedom never gains ground

The commute alone is $150 more a month for the forty-five minute one way trip

The price of gas has been up two dollars for three years and the cost of operating the car never seems to dip

The new battery was $175 and the two older tires are not showing much tread

The car seemed like a bargain when parked on the lot but no one ever discussed the overhead

And don’t even start a discussion about car insurance or any insurance for that matter

Like vultures in a tree the insurance corporations look for any reason to make their profits fatter

The premium increase notice had been received for both car and health

No claims had been filed for either, so the notice claimed the “price adjustments were never easy” as the unspoken truth was we needed to adjust our wealth

While the ever multiplying “you may owe” letters pour in from the insurer for the regular physicals and procedures that used to paid in full

Now the insurers look at what the physician charges like a red flag in the face of a bull

The doctors are charging more to cover their spiraling office outlay costs and escalating insurance expense

It seems every year a jury awards a 50 million dollar settlement for a botched operation and a huge premium increase is the insurers’ knee-jerk defense

In turn the physicians charge more than the insurance companies pay and pass the difference on to the patient

Perhaps not the amount billed to the underwriters but enough to make their time sufficient

While the patient sits in the examination room answering questions like “Are you feeling depressed?”

Perhaps there is a way a citizen could break from this monthly bill paying torture they absolutely detest

They can purchase a one way ticket to Mexico and walk across the border claiming they are a Central American deportee

And all those bills causing anxiety and sleep deprivation will suddenly be free

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Team Cell Block vs Team Memory Care

This years political World Series has been decided. Team Cell Block will try to best Team Memory Care for a winner take all

Trying to take home all the marbles, the Vegas odds makers are expecting a bare knuckles brawl

There will be no rules on this one. Name calling, mudslinging, and whispered unfounded rumors will all come into play

Under the guise of a debate, America’s pathetic and dismal political scene will be on worldwide display

In one corner will be the twice impeached ex-President and in the other will be the current President, a demented and angry old man

One fueled by burgers and fries and one by medicated applesauce and oat bran

Expected to come out swinging, the debate will be monitored by the always reliable CNN known for pushing stories like Russian collusion, laptop disinformation, and whipping migrants from horseback as they crossed the river

There should be no such bias from these broadcasters as they prepare to do their best for a non-partisan debate to deliver

Included in the specified rules were the demands from both parties in order to proceed in this spectacle of political gaming.

This should keep it fair for all as four years ago the debates were fumbled by all networks and moderators as both sides are claiming

The ancient guy is specifying no live audiences that could interfere with his train of thought

He is also demanding a couple of breaks as he may head back stage before looking too distraught

Muted mics are also in demand to keep accusations of incompetence silenced after the time limit expires

This gives the other debater time to counter with their own version of immigration, economy turn around, and enemy ceasefires

Another demand being bandied about is the candidates submit to a drug test to prove they are not medically high

And in order to watch this debacle, since weed now seems readily available, most of the viewership will probably be smoking their own supply

It should be interesting to watch Cell Block Trump duking it out with Memory Care Joe

The hatred will be instantly evident as the insults will immediately flow

America will sit in awe as these two spend a couple of hours achieving little but deepening the disdain between her citizens

And the wagons will be circled in an ever tightening knot as each ethnic group feels more and more isolated by these divisions

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The Lying King

The Lying King smirked as he surveyed his kingdom. “A job well done,” he thought

The American people were once again played as fools as the lies he spouted they had bought

It has now gotten to the point the citizens will just roll their eyes whenever he lies

Unable to speak extemporaneously, he is reduced to reading word for word from a teleprompter with his tired old eyes

His treatment now is that of the demented old uncle who sits in the corner at family gatherings and wears a bib should he drool

He’s only sharp enough to parrot the demands of those pulling the strings as he continues to strip America of its character with his rule

In his campaign he hid in his basement only coming out with a promise to unite

What he did accomplish was to consolidate the hatred by all those non-white

His false sincerity was swallowed by those looking for government handouts hook, line and sinker

With a path of destruction highlighted by burned-out cities, daily shootings, and a completely demoralized police force, it didn’t take long for some to realize this man was not a deep thinker

His love affair with Ukraine and all that is connected is now in its third year

Yet the easily triggered believe what is written in daily bytes on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter and to those unsourced dictums adhere

He killed the economy on day one by shutting down the gas industry as we once again depend on foreign oil

He threw the borders wide open for any international terrorist to set up camp on American soil

He stomped on women’s rights by rewriting Title IX as true females have now become the bench warmers on a women’s team

Claim to be a woman when you couldn’t cut it on a men’s team and now you may now live your dream

It really doesn’t matter what he does now. He’s ruined America with its debt for generations to come

Money comes as easy as printing more or so it seems to this bum

Just recently he stated a relative of his was eaten by cannibals when his plane crash-landed in New Guinea

Had it been Joe himself, the cannibals would have scrounged up a lizard or something as Joe’s head would have produced a diseased brain and his legs would have been too skinny

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Ignoring the Big Green Tsunami

Recently one of the hostesses of a certain talk show blamed climate change for an earthquake and the eclipse

And according to the plastic water bottle toting activists climate change will be the reason we all will cash in our chips

So let’s look at some of the root causes of climate change the current administration wants us to believe

The many indignant “expert” faces that are constantly surrounded by the adoring main stream media would never try to deceive

They fly in their private jets and are motored around in their gas guzzling SUVs to enforce their lectures about us traveling too much and burning too much gas

Always keep in mind what is being touted by these fine folks in DC is not being practiced by themselves but passed on to you being citizens third class

The causes of climate change are many. First and foremost would be the covid pandemic spread by too many people flying around the globe

Ineffective vaccines, masks, social distancing, and lock downs were all enforced as panic set in caused by a US funded microbe

When this virus was found to be more of a hoax than a plague, the supply chain became the next climate change victim

Simply put due to the ridiculous lock downs the supply of goods couldn’t meet the demand in the distribution system

With gas prices soaring, rail and truck lines couldn’t raise their rates fast enough to stay in the black

Taking advantage of the supply mayhem, food, pharmaceutical, and housing were all raking in untold profits but leaving the US workers feeling like they’d been stabbed in the back

Meanwhile, the brain-washed continue to wave their climate change banners with the mindless idea they are actually achieving something good

Never have so many been sucked into a total lie they never understood

Follow the money. The dollars generated all go to lining the pockets of congress by funding the great war machine

Where did the money come from to pay Ukraine, aid for Israel and Gaza relief, and to house eight million untrained and unvetted migrants? From you under the guise of keeping America clean and green

Desperately needing more money, ie votes, Biden will once again turn to minorities, college loan debtors, and women

The same democratic plea for the last 60 years, and it works time and time again

So the next occasion when you’re standing in the grocery checkout line with five items that will eat up the better part of forty dollars

And you feel Biden’s fingers in your pocket looking for either spare change or his jollies be sure to squeeze them until he hollers

The big green wave with its e-cars and not so eco-friendly windmills is currently encroaching on the US shoreline

But will have to interrupt the reality TV shows before anyone begins to whine

Never Has The Bar Been Set This Low

The bar has never been lower. American politics has now sunk below the muck level

The fact that voters continue to put people of this stature in office and then complain about the choices continues to bedevil

It’s the same ticket from four years ago. Tired old fogeys on a self-serving power trip

And six months after voting leaving Americans feeling like they’ve elected a captain of a rudderless ship

The one bright moment of this election is a side by side comparison of these two shining examples of positive guidance

It should be easy to compare as these are the last two residing in the oval office and a side by side shouldn’t be rocket science

Trump’s presidency was continuously hammered by the unforgiving democrats simply for slowing down the plunder of the United States

Not one of the Washington insiders, his bullying, pompous critiques of opposing individuals became phrases that on a lot of nervous systems, grates

Never one to follow a script the man struck a nerve in many constituents with thoughtless remarks

Meaning well for America his knee-jerk reaction and quick temper gave pause to many when cornered he suddenly barks

Charlottesville, faith in the covid vaccine, threatening withholding Ukraine’s military aid, and not replacing Obamacare with logical health insurance, all spelled doom

But the upside included keeping the southern border manageable, keeping inflation down, changing the tax code, creation of the Space Force, and ignoring the Green Deal causing activists to fume

After spending two years of blaming Trump for his administration’s failures, the truth has been bubbling to the surface at an unprecedented rate

Was Biden truly vetted before starting his campaign or was he hiding in the basement fearful that his pedo tendencies would be cause to incriminate

On day one he cancelled a gas pipeline, threw open the southern border, and portrayed half the country as evil after promising to unite

He pulled the troops out of Afghanistan giving the country to the Taliban, Bidenomics is causing Americans to spend more to purchase less, and spends huge money on Ukraine after goading Putin into the fight

The national debt is now unrecoverable, he gave the government the right to take confused kids from their parents, scattered classified documents in his garage, denied multiple scandals selling influence for his greedy family, and surrounded himself with a very woke staff

He had America mask up, social distanced, locked down the schools, pushed a flawed vaccine all the while the media laughed off his recent gaffe

This is America’s choice. A twice impeached narcissist or a demented pedo who blatantly lies to seize the moment

Maybe the best way to determine a winner would be to give each one a dueling pistol and let them shoot their opponent

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Lashing Out At Society

The cartels had lied. The school system had lied. Disney had lied. So you direct your pent-up anger at society

Everything was supposed to be good. Everything was supposed to be fair. But here you sit steeped in your anxiety

The anger had been building from different sources for different people. The meager life savings paid to the coyote for the long march to the border

Only to be parked in a cold uninviting city, unfamiliar food, no family, and as in your home country, still at the bottom of the pecking order

You proudly went to Sunday School after your grandma blessed your little heart dressed in you new Easter outfit

But the same snooty classmates all had nicer clothes, rolled their eyes when they saw you coming and left you miserable but to silently deal with it

The job you so desperately wanted was offered to someone else as they checked all the boxes and had a prettier face.

So you grind on in your current job losing hope of advancement but frustrated with the realization you are a very insignificant player in this big rat race

Living in your mother’s basement after the divorce you continuously sought other living arrangements but to no avail

The price of rent and child support had you living paycheck to paycheck and now the DUI was the final coffin nail

So you look for companionship wherever it’s offered. People who understand. People with a kind word. People who accept you

It might be a relative, a chance meeting on the street, or a social media event with people sharing your trials and the angry rhetoric you spew

It’s an us against them mentality. They don’t understand. They look down on us. They really are not worth living

They have it all, and we don’t. So just take what you want because after all, to us they’ve never been overly forgiving

So you steal, hurt, maim, and destroy. Ignore all laws, obliterate history, and prey on good intentions

You push until someone pushes back and only then scream for liberal justice increasing political tensions

Patience is not a virtue. Entry level work is for suckers. The ticket to a good life better be free or someone will pay

And the politicians waking to the fact the political system they’ve been robbing for years is doomed, will bail on the citizens much to America’s dismay

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The President’s Migrant Army

The applesauce was still dribbling off his chin when with shaking hands he put down his spoon

“I’ve giving them 24 hours to remove the razor wire and its almost noon”

“Now all those redneck flyover states have joined in a show of support for that goober Governor Abbott”

“He’s sending migrants to all my sanctuary cities, talking big, and popping up in the media like a bad habit”

“But I’ve figured out a way to squelch the independence notion and put those damn Texans back in their place”

“We can’t let the real Army start shooting up the Guard and those ragtag militias as that would cause us to lose face”

“Remember all the negative publicity concerning Kent State when the Ohio Guard shot those students that were unarmed”

“The government took a beating on that, but take a minute to think it was only four that were harmed”

“But this large group rallying around the border is spoiling for a fight. They’re not going to run like an unarmed seventeen-year old kid”

“But here’s a plan that will work, and we need to come to agreement in a hurry because it’s late morning and time for me to call a lid”

“My proposal is we start a double secret army of migrants and offer them full asylum until citizenship is granted and give them a gun”

“This way we can blame the cartels for the violence, wipe out some republicans and gain future voters. I call this a home run”

“Once we send those NRA militants packing, we bulldoze the razor wire”

“That allows the migrant surge to continue while I look like I negotiated a ceasefire”

“So it looks like a win for Team Blue as I look like a strong decisive leader while complying with the Big O’s vision for a new nation”

“So lets get this thing done because its time for my nap and medication”

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Wokeness At 40,000 Feet

Another week another company headquartered in Atlanta issued a DEI memo advising the terms Black and Brown should be capitalized but white should be lower case

Delta Airlines defended its position by stating their grammar is correct as Black and Brown specify a race

It is a true reach to pull grammar out of the bag if race is the only issue being discussed

This red herring ploy is hiding the fact that many white pilots are flying migrants from Phoenix to their next stop instead of being bussed

Delta is just one of the airlines involved in migrant trafficking and rolling in the dough from the federal government as all the planes are packed

Paying customers have to wait in line at the ticket and security counters while the migrants have their own lines with no ticket needed just a seat assignment as their flight is Biden backed

So while Delta is spitting in the face of all its loyal customers, who for years made Delta their choice

The airline issued a nonsense missive advising how to capitalize black and brown supposedly giving people of color a reason to rejoice

This will all be for naught in the very near future as the FAA has issued new guidelines about hiring people with the following capabilities

The NEW diversity push includes a focus on hiring that include people with “severe intellectual and psychiatric disabilities”

So as you settle into your seat for a relaxing flight surrounded by unvetted and diseased people, you taxi to the runway as ordered by the traffic controller who just in the last few minutes was talking to his dog that passed on seven years ago

While listening to a rash covered baby screaming and coughing in pain across the aisle but in the same row

And the pilots seemed angry as they brushed past because with 20 years seniority they had been taken off the regular flight to St Tropez and assigned to O’Hare in February

Questioning the assignment cannot be considered as their pensions are waved in their face. But Chicago weather in February three years ago just wasn’t necessary

This administration is happy however. Their Secretary of Transportation is okay with the airline industry as a whole.

Just ignore doors falling off in mid-flight, massive numbers of flights being cancelled, the ongoing migrant shuffle, and suspect diversity hires. Mr Buttigieg assures us everything is under control

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Rocky Mountain Foreboding Sky, in Colorado

Thomas Jefferson once said, “That government is the strongest of which every man feels himself a part”

Presently the Colorado State Supreme Court decided to look no further than their partisan beliefs for their ruling to the state’s voters to impart

Rocky Mountain Why, In Colorado

At just under 4.5 million registered voters, this group decided a man not convicted of any crime cannot be a candidate as he is not suitable to run

Throwing the Constitution aside, by a 4 to 3 vote this gang of justices tried to pull a fast one

Rocky Mountain Guy, In Colorado

By keeping Trump off the ballot pointing to currently unproven facts about the January 6th insurrection

They would happily include the names of the candidates lagging behind and change the election’s overall complexion

Rocky Mountain High, In Colorado

By rejecting Trump, the justices were probably hoping the marijuana laws and Biden’s promise of college debt reduction would put the democrats over the top

Seeming to forget the likes of Denver, Boulder, and Aspen would soon become more third world slums as the migrant march to the north continues non-stop

Rocky Mountain Cry, In Colorado

The Colorado Secretary of State has since relented and said Trump will now be on the ballot as the Republicans have filed an appeal to the US Supreme Court

Although emphasizing the State Supreme Court was right in their ruling, she is now going to wait for the US Supreme Court’s decision and report

Rocky Mountain Die, In Colorado

The idea these judges feel empowered to decide an innocent, at this point, US citizen cannot appear on a ballot because they don’t like him

Is the equivalent of trashing the very foundation of America’s right to vote. One can go ahead and prime the organ to start the funeral hymn

Rocky Mountain Buy in, Not In Colorado

Meanwhile another pompous state official has popped up to keep Trump away from the voter citizens in Maine

Perhaps it’s time to realize America is on the train to destruction and the people driving the locomotive really are insane

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It’s Not Fair, Putin Has The Center Square

In the game of Tic Tac Toe, if a player claims the center square, they are usually the winner

Exceptions do apply but to lose when you own the center means you are new to the game and a beginner

On TV for many years Hollywood Squares used to feature Paul Lynde in the center square

Many government ideas, politicians, and celebrities were skewed by his snarky answers seemingly formed from thin air

Now in real life and time the non-comedian, no nonsense Vladimir Putin controls the center of the Ukraine Tic Tac Toe game

He’s rolled his armies into Ukraine to take back the territories he wants to claim

Figuring he can outlast Ukraine’s limited fighting forces he can keep sending soldiers to the front lines

With his much ballyhooed counter offensive now mired in the muck, Zelensky is out of warm bodies, ammo, and money or so he whines

Hoping for a vertical three in a row in the Tic Tac Toe game, Zelensky had not counted on the American people to push back

Even more so, he was worried about being yesterday’s news due to the Hamas on Israel attack

Since Biden occupies the top right square, Zelensky hoped he could goad the dementia poster boy into more American aid

But he left DC with only promises and a lot of yesterday’s weapons to continue his bloody crusade

But secure in the whispered knowlege the Senate would approve the additional spending

By tying the corrupt payola to American troop pay raises and not give a nickel to the border war they should be defending

Secretly wishing to have Biden to commit American troops to his frontlines and turn his war into the next Viet Nam

Discovering quickly the House didn’t want its own troops to suffer through more years of Russian napalm

In 1983 the movie War Games centered on a character able to crack the main computer that controlled the military nuclear weapons

By supplying the right code the world would be destroyed in a matter of seconds

The horrified character convinced the computer to solve its issues with a game of Tic Tac Toe

The computer quickly realized the game was unwinnable when the center is occupied even with all systems on go

Perhaps its time for Zelensky to realize he doesn’t own the center square and is fighting an unwinnable war

He needs to begin negotiations, rewrite the Minsk agreement, and quit begging the US before the fed up Ukrainian citizens show him the door

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An Invite to The DC Halloween Party

Its the time of year for Halloween. Kids can dress up in overpriced costumes with a license to steal

A training ground for future representatives as they terrorize citizens demanding sweets or face the consequences. Of course what is mentioned in this writing can’t be real

This is also the perfect holiday for the elected Uniparty as Halloween rolls around every year on October 31rst

All are in a euphoric mood as the fiscal year ended the month before and its time for the payola checks to be dispersed

The costume party is the golden ticket. Everyone who is anyone will be in attendance

The fun is non-stop. The revelers all get to participate in games including pulling fire alarms, lying to the public, grooming little children, playing pin the indictment on the jackass and burning the Declaration of Independence

The costumes will not vary much as most will likely be dressed as business casual tyrants

And the kids that are attending will be given free bus tickets, a smart phone, a hotel room and all will be dressed as migrants

A few exceptions will be made for those who look like they stepped off the set of “The Walking Dead”

Biden will make a quick appearance, mumble something at the podium, shout something incoherent, and then be led off the stage to bed

McConnell will dress up as a deer and pretend to be caught in the head lights all night long

Pelosi will have spent too long in her wine cellar and come dressed as a Baywatch babe complete with a thong

To show his diversity Bernie announced he would attempt a little hip hop that he’d heard so much about

Until an aide whispers in his ear that hip hop doesn’t involve replacement surgery and to back off the scallops to avoid another flare-up of gout

Finally, a little guy in a green t-shirt will mingle through the crowd with a tin cup hoping the liquored up partyers would generously give to his cause

But after his stroll through the horde his cup will still be empty as he will be told numerous times to hit up the US taxpayers for that as we only make the laws

That aside, a good time will be had by all at this years Halloween bash

And come November everyone will adjourn to their homes for the long holiday break but only after passing two more pieces of legislation to clean Americans out of the last of their cash

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Your Social Score, Your New Life

With the re-election of the demented one, the US adopted a social credit score system. Where Big Brother is finally able to control your every movement like never before

Be a good little socialist and you’ll be able to provide your family with food and heat, but any balk at the stringent rules and regulations will result in a bad credit score

Electricity, gasoline, internet access, and everyday purchases will all be granted based on your behavior

One will have to toe the line because once implemented, on the horizon there rides no savior

Try posting something on the internet that doesn’t lean to the left, buying a gasoline fueled car, or too much beef and you will be stopped

The rules for life are all posted. Follow the guidelines without push back, You will adopt

The system will work flawlessly. The newly armed agents will enforce all mandates and lock downs

However, this new system didn’t allow for one forgotten component that should have been obvious to these government clowns

The never ending Ukraine War, the New Green Deal, and the border crisis were all costing money the government didn’t have

Desperately the government will begin seeking other sources of income like a hemorrhoid needs salve

To soothe the never ending cash itch it was decided that a credit box be installed in citizen’s abodes

You need something but your credit score is stopping the transaction. Swipe your card for the needed item as your income steadily erodes

Need some additonal rationed ground beef to feed the guests? Tap your government issued bank card

Just remember, with that purchase, next month’s sale of beef will be barred

More gas for the vacation, download an additional movie, power for Christmas lights? Feed the box

Don’t even think about buying any property, a second car, or any stocks

Major purchases are prohibited unless one obtains a phenomenal social credit score awarded to very few

You will obey every command if you ever want to own a boat, a pet, or even an approved tattoo

Once running afoul of the new laws, remaining rights and privileges are removed and quiet resignation takes place

As liberal judges in their kangaroo court wave their wand and sides with extreme socialist idealism in every case

Remembering after the fact that Washington DC is full of liars, promises are cheap and votes are easily bought

So now the citizens can sit back in their drab marginally heated room and watch the rest of America rot

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46000 Years Old Roundworms Found Alive

A Washington DC high school had been studying about fossils suspended in time found frozen in the ground

It seems that a group of researchers were jubilant as to the species of roundworms they had found

The researchers had collected and revived prehistoric roundworms from 46000 years old Siberian permafrost

The worms seemed to enter into a state called cryptobiosis and reduced their metabolism to low levels. Surprisingly living this long, this idea to congress was not lost

One of the authors of this study stated, “we can say they are alive because they move, they eat bacteria off the culture plate, and they reproduce.”

Special meetings in Congress were called as this cryptobiosis theory could become their next golden goose

Imagine a 312-year-old senator in his 46th term still approving 20 billion more for Ukraine and able to legislate how a woman can control her relationships

The fact that living in this cryptobiosis state a senator may continue with all the perks of their office never having to worry about cashing in his chips

So the archeology club set out one day to dig in the cold atmosphere around Capitol Hill

Using rock picks and whisk brooms, they slowly uncovered several bodies, barely able to fog a mirror with brain activity very still

According to the club’s sponsor the people uncovered could only be powered by stuffing large amounts of currency in their pockets

And once all fueled up they are only capable of eating and then preparing Trump criminal dockets

Working steadily the club exposed several species of prehistoric congressional members, able to move ever so slightly without bending over to wheeze

The group’s work revealed a Pelosisaurus, a Bernie T Rex, and a Maxineodactyl. The only discovery they couldn’t revive was a McConnellatops which seemed to be in a permanent freeze

But the hypothesis formed by the club going into the dig proved true

As long as a familiar name appears on a ballot, old age, criminal records, and campaign promises don’t matter as they’ll still be voted through

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Merry Christmas Taxpayers, Here’s A 1.7 Trillion Debt Just For You

In 1869 Leo Tolstoy published the first complete edition of “War and Peace.” At 1225 pages the novel is reasoned to be a very long read.

It’s been estimated the average person would take 32 hours to finish causing many a literary student’s eyes to bleed

Considered by many to be one of the finest novels ever written, one doesn’t sit down and expect to complete the reading in a couple of days

At close to 4200 pages the new Omnibus spending bill is over three time longer than “War and Peace”and presented to Congress with only three days to read and appraise

In the movie All The Presidents Men, the deep throat character advised the reporter, “these are not very bright guys.” The same holds true for this group of lawmakers

Because most have to use their fingers and move their lips when reading, interns are hired to read the legislation and break down the language for these so called movers and shakers

The current Omnibus Spending Bill cements their place at the public trough for next year’s Congressional session

Ensuring the taxpayers’ great grandkids a Christmas present of untold debt and freedom supression

What’s another trillion among friends? Belly up to the bar with your list of pork demands

Bring in an outsider in a t-shirt to tell Americans they haven’t paid enough for his failings as he parades around playing to the grandstands

Pay federal lawyers a couple of billion to continue their paper trail for the January 6th Kabuki play

But don’t give a dime to the southern border as the migrant surge continues to feast on taxpayers seemingly unending buffet

“I often think how unfairly lifes good fortune is sometimes distributed” laments Leo Tolstoy in “War and Peace”

The quote still holds true 150 years later as Congress continues to greedily slurp the gravy at the public trough and the taxpayers they continue to fleece

So amid the shouts of joy from the great grandchildren on Christmas morning will be the biggest present of all unseen under the tree

The bill for 1.7 trillion and all the future bleakness and tragedies happily passed along by the current powers that be

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Great Stocking Stuffer Idea: Turkey Jerky

The USDA defines jerky as a “dense meat that has been made lightweight by drying”

It seems with the new Congress there will be 19 members that are 80 and up. That’s a lot of adult diapers the taxpayers will be supplying

The USDA also states that jerky is shelf stable and requires no refrigeration

The only item required by these geriatric members is a constant donation

They’ve been around for years. But one has to question, why are they still there?

They’ve all grown richer at your expense but don’t expect help from them in your region as that’s your own cross to bear

They keep getting voted in because you as a voter recognize their name, and they’ve done nothing to put themselves in the electors’ crosshairs

If they can lie low long enough thanks to their free healthcare, they can continue to sop up the gravy and become multi-millionaires

It doesn’t matter one bit about party affiliation, they’re very comfortable with their lot in life

Flying in above the electorate, one shouldn’t miss the welcoming luncheon, while all the poor folk struggle with their daily strife

Democrat or Republican, the geezers are in. They may not like the majority policies but kay sera sera, whatever will be will be

So please pass the lobster and champagne as all is good. Just don’t try to redistrict their area or you’ll hear them scream like a banshee

So here’s to your longevity and compassion. I sincerely believe the signed message just above your request for another donation

Though you’ve represented my region for seven terms, I know you’ve never visited this location

It’s long pastime for term limits on both houses and an age limit for the candidates and elected members

Before the entire congress has the memory of their own “big guy” who would call you by name if he only remembers

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When Covered In Mud They Both Look Alike

The mud slinging had reached a fever pitch. Both candidates were firing big clods of dirt at close range

Old hidden wounds were being opened and yet in the nastiness of this election that didn’t seem strange

The broadcast airwaves were saturated with facts and half-truths concerning previous misdeeds from the two malefactors

Hoping their relentless TV commercials would swing the voters’ opinions to have one of them become the election’s benefactor

Each claiming their backgrounds and beliefs are critical to America’s success

Have former spouses talk on camera about the atrocities committed by each candidate in this high stakes game of chess

The mud piles rapidly around these two as the Preacher claims it’s okay to kill babies right up until the time of birth

While the other was complicit in a partner’s abortion and then claiming there is no excuse for this procedure on this earth

The Preacher supports the current administration’s climate change propaganda and funding Ukraine’s proxy war with unfettered spending

While the football player touts that old traditional values should be taught and are well worth defending

The mud keeps piling higher around these two as big gobs of dirt continue to be hurled

Some dirt mounding around the Preacher stated he voted to allow bionic men to compete against women in the sports world

The football player declared that a travesty to all biological females

But the Preacher seems to feel that the definition of a woman is all in vaguely defined details

The football player is denounced for shady business practices, while the Preacher is accused of an ongoing tax dodge

One thing is certain, with these two candidates no one has to sneak around in the dead of night tasked with a mission of espionage

In just a couple of weeks this slanderous election will be over and someone will be elected to the gang of Washington racketeers for six years

By then both men will need snorkels to breathe as the mud will be over their heads from all the opposing political smears

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Box Top Candidates

“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”

“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”

“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”

“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”

“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”

“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”

“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”

“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”

“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”

“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”

“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4th for the box top to count”

“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”

“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”

“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”

“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”

“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”

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Thoughts on the Finality of War

For centuries many quotes have been repeated concerning the finality of war

At any moment in this world, frightened masses are are huddled in bunkers having witnessed the bombings and gore

Understanding nothing that is happening, conscious their survival is determined by forces they cannot comprehend

Knowing only food is scarce, shelter is temporary, and weapons minimal with a small family to defend

Bertrand Russell said “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

As evidenced by the current conflict involving the US backed NATO, the corrupt Ukraine government, and Russian forces involving territory theft

Dwight D Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, and those who are cold and are not clothed”

As simple people only seeking security and happiness now eking out an existence being overpowered by governments they loathed

All wars have been waged by the power hungry, the greedy, and the rich. Jean-Paul Sartre stated, “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die”

The wealthy elites are rarely touched by the conflicts they endorse. It’s the families of young soldiers who stand by the flag draped coffins and cry

Abe Lincoln was quoted, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

In the drive to acquire power and riches, once again the downtrodden, the wounded and impoverished are tasked with assignment to rebuild, care for the weak and refurbish the empty shelves

The egocentric demented power broker shouting from the podium forcing his failing policies on all citizens both domestically and abroad as the hardships he created expecting all to endure

Demonstrating John Drydens’s quote of “War seldom enters but where wealth allures”

In an effort to push his Green Deal and New World Order down America’s throats, the blame for his collapsing policies are always lain at someone else’s door

The threat of nuclear war exists as the hole card held by the avaricious with the outcome stated by Plato. “Only dead have seen the end of war”

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Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

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A Recipe for Leftover Hatred

The pantry was picked over and virtually empty. The supply of voters had dwindled and the head chef needed to plan an election dinner

Scrolling through the digital recipes to appease the hungry masses, the man had to come up with a winner

Suddenly a recipe for leftover hatred caught his eye

Trying to satisfy all his needs he knew to incorporate something green for both his agenda and his own pocket. As for the people he disdains, something greasy to fry

The hatred recipe sounded delicious and easy to prepare. All he needed was a big portion of leftover Trump

He’d been feeding the masses with his rehashed tripe for a couple of years as the original cut was meaty and plump

Additional ingredients called for a delusional unhinged speech, untold graft, a liberal sprinkling of FBI agents and an unethical department of justice

The last two ingredients are used to add flavor to a tired old dish requiring no measured moral compass

The directions are clearly stated to roast the Trump rump at every opportunity while denying all criticisms about your preparation

And have your robotic hostess advise the fawning press all ingredients are healthful when everyone knows know her reading is a complete fabrication

The prep time for the meal takes a full eighteen months of hiding in the basement

While yelling out of a subterranean window he could end hunger by unifying all and as master chef he would be the preferred replacement

With this giant Trump rump roast, he would finish with an economy reduction of taxpayer money poured on Ukraine mixed with previously locked down under achieving children and then covered with Fauci foil

Move the oven shelf to highest position and preheat to a climate change broil

After four years remove from oven place on a rack and allow to cool

Garnish with cover-ups, lies, and deceit. Slice and serve with cheese as you continue treat the American public as your court yard fool

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Take The Subsidy Pebble From My Hand

The young boy sat at his Master’s knee and asked. “Master, what is the truth?”

“Grasshopper, why do you ask? Is the truth not what it should be?” the elder inquired of the youth

“Master, I am puzzled. The truth used to be obvious. Now it seems the truth is elusive”

“Lawmakers from the village continuously make new laws in a way that sounds collusive”

“Grasshopper, the explanation is simple” The wizened one stated. “The truth only exists if you agree with them”

“And if you don’t agree the lawmakers are quick in your beliefs, condemn”

“But Master, what is the truth? Why do these lawmakers get to change the rules?”

“Because young son, these leaders are elected by us and then with their new power, treat us as fools”

“They want us to understand since we voted them into power they must be superior”

They sing the common folk song about helping fellow man, but filling their treasure chests is their motive ulterior”

“But Master how does this help us in our quest for a fulfilled life?”

“Wouldn’t these people just add to unhappiness in a world already filled with strife”

The old man held out out both hands. One held a tiny pebble, one did not

“Young son take the subsidy pebble from my hand now or you won’t be left with squat”

“But Master,” asked the youth. “That is only a tiny pebble in your hand. Will there be anymore?”

“No my son, but one small pebble is better than nothing so you will be able to survive but remain poor”

“Just remember you are only here to serve the lawmakers and in turn they will supply your basic needs”

“You are not to question their devious plans and blindly follow where all this leads”

“But Master, I’m poor now, feeling hopeless and living in poverty conditions”

“Not to worry young son. The lawmakers have told us all we are all in a period of transitions”

“But Master, how long will these transitions last?”

“They’ll last until we are forced into Washington worship, no one owns property and all is gone that was once gassed”

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The Three Stooges Are In Control: Barely, Rarely & Merlot

The onslaught of American democracy continues. This is happening in spite of the top three lawmakers not appearing to be on the same page

Barely appears only partially conscious and doesn’t seem to move well anymore. Could it be that mental acuity is linked to old age

These days Barely has trouble with stairs, reading teleprompters, and snarls at any unscripted question

His leadership has the United States struggling through inflation and is now denying the country is in a recession

Apparently he looking past the country’s general malaise and is hanging his hat on the price of gas

We’re supposed to be throwing confetti as the price of gas has fallen below five dollars just as he forecast

We can now celebrate the new normal of four dollars a gallon fill-ups and hope we’ll have enough in the tank to hunt for baby formula on empty store shelves

Perhaps Barely can call up old bedtime stories and flying in on moonbeams the formula can be created by elves

Rarely once again was not seen with her boss the President. She was busy searching the on-line hiring sites trying to find an office staff

Then, according to her schedule, she is registered for speech therapy in an effort to do something about that annoying laugh

Time is getting tight for number two as she only has a short time to stab her boss in the back

As her eyes are on the highest office, and she needs to let the world know she has the inside track

Merlot knows her time as leader is limited. After her Asian trip of kicking hornets nests she is going to sit back and realize she is low a quart

She’ll have make a concentrated effort with several bottles to rehydrate on the flight before returning to port

All the hand gesturing in the world isn’t going to save her from the tar and feathers if something goes south

America sits and waits for the retaliation from her well armed enemies due to one gaffe from her mouth

Unsupported by Barely and Rarely she worked hard to get the enemy’s sabers rattling with this trip

But all can sleep well knowing she met with semiconductor chip makers to support her stock portfolio before the November pink slip

The infighting, hatred and incompetency has left us an eighty-year old botox queen, a gibberish talking Vice President and a decrepit lame duck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

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650 Bulldozers

Sleeping had been difficult. The previous twenty years of hard work had been wiped away in eighteen months by one failed administration

401, savings and a somewhat comfortable life had all been eradicated with the inflation taxation

Finally, drifting off, this individual had a new dream, and not the ongoing nightmare of demons chasing him down a narrow pathway

This vision came like a lightning bolt. The sequence, though somewhat blurry had a solution for Washington’s disarray

The nations’ citizens had been calling for deliverance from the left wing’s agenda disguised as climate change

The farce of blaming all things bad on Russia had become old hat. The dream image of fast resolution now didn’t seem at all strange

Washington has become united only by their childish behavior on both sides of the aisle

Demonstrated daily on all subjects such as Ukraine spending, the pandemic hoax, abortion rights, immigration, and the January 6th monkey trial

There is one sure bet however, these congressional people will all think with their wallet first and how to keep the money flowing to themselves

While America’s suffering and needs are reflected in higher prices and empty store shelves

It seems that neither house of congress can operate before 10am, so wait until the executive branch has it’s morning briefing with a side of prune juice and congress gavels to order

Then ring the west side of the congressional hill with 650 bulldozers like immigrants charging the southern border

Just remember to keep the elected officials rooted in place by waving an idea of more payola under their noses

And let the dozers push east until all that’s left is blacktop and a garden of roses

Burning that vilified diesel fuel, keep those big treads crashing through the congressional halls like a steer in a china shop

And keep pushing east until all the bull shit disappears and the bubbles stop

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Armadillos, Joro Spiders and Open Borders

The creature was flattened by a passing car and seven trucks a few hours ago

The scales and internal organs were now part of the Alabama highway and the underside of the car that delivered the fatal blow

It wasn’t long ago that an armadillo was a rarity to be ogled by children visitors at the zoo

Now they are competing with possums for the number one position of roadside stew

Recently the Joro spider has been spreading non-stop throughout NE Georgia, their webs and large soft bodies ruining many a walk

Thinking one is wiping sweat off the back of their neck and feeling that large soft body of a spider can cause quite a shock

Though considered generally harmless, they apparently arrived on a shipping container from the far east and made themselves at home

Ballooning on the wind currents by use of a modified web gives them ample areas to roam

As with all species considered invasive these spiders have now become part of the habitat

And their sheer numbers make it difficult for homeowners and gardeners to combat

Much like kudzu, congongrass and Chinese privet stopping the spread is a constant battle

And because the invasion isn’t happening in their state the pressure on the pious lawmakers doesn’t seem to cause them to rattle

Perhaps when these self-absorbed elitists are combing Joro spiders out of their hair and twisting their ankles in armadillo holes

They’ll realize their blindness to their electorate’s plight should have included better policy and stringent controls

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Kill The Baby; Keep The Gun

In documents obtained through a source known only as Wormy Leaker, the ruling party reached a historic decision

A compromise had been agreed to by both parties. The new law states babies may be killed for up to six months after birth but everyone gets to keep their guns with no fear of prison

The ruling party stated in their secret memo in order to control the middle class abortions are necessary and the guns are needed so the elites can protect their assets

The huge spike in crime had risen to the point that politicians and celebrities were being robbed, car jacked and continually harassed with ominous threats

This decision was reached after a previous leak from the high court overturning Roe v. Wade caused untold violence and disarray

The ruling party’s knee-jerk reaction was to immediately pack the court with subservient judges unable to lawfully reason but only there to obey

Surprisingly, Congress defeated this inclination as many seats were coming up for re-election and the incumbents didn’t want to lose their free lunch

Because even if the rest of the world realizes there is no free lunch, that matters not to this bunch

So an alternative plan was needed to quickly appease the vocal and riotous left leaning mob

This group’s number had swollen to monstrous size outside the court house as none of the protesters had a real job

In order to appease all, a moment of brilliance in the 11th hour, happened to the man with applesauce dribbling off his chin

Asked the rhetorical question. “What is the one thing the right loves more than their own kin?”

Of course the answer would be a closet full of guns and a rifle rack in every pick up truck

And since everyone on the right already owns guns, we can let them think they won, we get to kill the babies and I won’t look like a schmuck

So expect the ruling any day that you get to keep your guns, and we continue to kill the babies

And we can promote it as “it ain’t perfect, but we’re doing it for votes, er ah, I mean all the ladies”

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Desperately Seeking An “Ask Not” Moment

The time had come, the whole world was watching and the leader of NATO and the free world wanted to deliver a speech for the ages

He wanted the people to know he was a decisive leader and not the gaffe ridden spectacle delivering telescripted monologues from Washington stages

He’d come of age hearing JFK’s oratory stating “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” He wanted that kind of moment

He wanted to deliver the speech that future history books will show how he stood up to his ruthless opponent

Here he was, standing before the world much as President Reagan when he demanded, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

His handlers had already had to backtrack an earlier gaffe about American soldiers being included in the Russian political brawl

He’d also been filmed in awkward banter and choking down pizza like he was one of the guys

Again, damage control by his overseers, it was not a good look as the public had grown weary of bumbling photo ops and how little their dollar buys

So he grabs the podium and in his bellowing oratory, calls on the Supreme Deity and exclaims “This man cannot remain in power”

The horrified handlers immediatly started reeling in this blunder as Putin wasn’t one to cower

So the President had his moment to shine in the sun but he swung mightily and missed

The world went back about their business while the Russian tanks continued their quest to help the Ukrainians cease to exist

But the besieged should have felt blessed in his show of solidarity, first he sends his ditzy Vice President and then to show his true qualities, he made an appearance

Harry S. Truman once stated, “My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference”

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Biden: Paving The Way For Term Limits

The cart had been loaded with easily digestible breakfast offerings and all the diapers had been changed

The American public, weary of the plans to destroy the republic, had finally given up labeling them deranged

They were still rolling around the halls of Congress as the funds plundered from the public trough never seem to run dry

Suspected of criminal activity for years, despite rumors of insider trading, nepotism, and lobbyist payola had stayed in office, thanks to the fawning press who had always turned a blind eye

It seems the only crime that had the voyeuristic press people up in arms were ones that had sexual overtones

Legislators were always able to lie, manipulate, and steal but had to be really careful when jumping one’s bones

However, the last couple of decades have provided numerous challenges for illicit affairs to occur for many older members working on the hill

The dresses formerly worn to highlight clevage are now slit below the beltline and nothing happens in the bedroom after just one pill

Since the young political groupies are now noticeably nauseous when approached about a roll in the hay

The moldy oldies have had to forego sex but can still live the life of luxury by making the citizens pay

Accepting the fact they might not live forever, it’s time to make the golden years gold.

So as long as the propaganda machine keeps rolling they will continue to feather their nest while they’re old

Little did the citizens know that the “Build Back Better” infrastructure plan paved the way to beach front assisted living

As long as these ancient members can keep running for office they will continue to receive the gift that keeps on giving

It’s time for America to recognize the old fogies that have never earned a real paycheck

That term limits are necessary for new ideas to revive the country’s economy and keep it from becoming a bigger trainwreck

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Leave The Bullies An Out

And so it goes. The Ukrainian people continue to stream across the border clinging to their loved ones

The few left behind were doing a surprisingly good job of impeding the advancing Russian army with fly swatters and BB guns

This waves a giant red flag in the face of the macho thinking Russian leader

As the rest of the world sits back halting the flow of caviar, diamonds, and vodka while trying to play the role of mind reader

Only now a program is needed to tell one psychopath from another

Both Putin and Biden share similar traits as neither cares about their fellow countrymen and cries for restraint go in one ear and out the other

Putin is all in to restore Russia to its former glory and figured his troops could just roll in and take control

Biden, on the other hand, is only motivated by what is showing in the most recent poll

The Ukrainians fought back like cornered cats and slowed the Russian troops to a crawl

In no hurry to end the conflict, Biden now has another scapegoat for his sorry track record. “I’m sick of this stuff!” He would squall

But he wants high prices. He wants his New Green Deal

He sure can’t be accused of “tilting at windmills” as the windmills are responsible for Americans to suffer through the high prices of gas and their next meal

So while one “leader” relishes in the fact that his own citizens are under his thumb

The other leader must show toughness and figure a plan that either the Ukrainians surrender or to escalated warfare succumb

Since his own army is showing signs of demoralization and lack of motivation in the ranks

He might need to upgrade from conventional warfare with just artillery and tanks

A peacemaker is desperately needed to begin diplomatic negotiations

Sending in an incompetent Vice President to mollify nobody just adds to Biden’s administration’s humiliations

But someone is needed as Putin is now backed into a corner with his finger on both the chemical and nuclear switch to wipe a country’s population from this earth

One has to question as to what price windmills and electric cars are really worth

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Hell Hath No Fury

“Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble, Fire Burn and Caldron Bubble”

Hillary has seethed for the last five years and it’s time again to turn Trump to rubble

The world of politics continuously demonstrates that it’s inhabited by a small-minded community

Forget about voters, forget about fixing the things DC has broken, forget about unity

Thanks to the huge mistake Biden is, voters have begun to realize the entrenched Washington politicians have all the scruples of a bottom of the deck card dealer

“Vote for me, vote for me, I have your back,” states the candidate with all the sincerity of a snake oil huckster and a carnival faith healer

They’re counting on the fact Americans have the memory of a fruit gnat and the attention span of a two year old

Hillary, with MSM help, will portray the orange man as bad, the current leader as having run his course, and is hoping to strike gold

Please forget about half the population as being deplorables and blowing off the Benghazi slaughter

The end of coal miners, personal e-mail servers, ask the Ukrainians about how the reset button is working, and how to shoot the rapids from Whitewater

The list goes on, but one wonders. Is this the best the democrats can do?

It’s like opening the refrigerator and seeing last week’s left overs, always the same ingrediants in five day old stew

Another old white person, a bitter woman with another annoying cackle and a pompous smirk

It seems the dems require a female candidate to have a questionable past, the repulsing “grima” of a laugh, and the ability to pop up at election time like clockwork

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The Codger Went Down To Georgia

The Codger went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for votes to steal

He was in a bind cause he was way behind, but he was unwillin’ to make a deal

He stepped to the podium and obnoxiously shouted that if you didn’t agree with him you were racist

Comparing all to the infamous democrats Bull Connors and Jefferson Davis while continuing to shout his well-worn phrases from his same old playlist

The old man and his sidekick were failures, so bad that his biggest hard-working supporter didn’t bother to show up

If there was a contest for panderers and liars these two would be awarded the first place loving cup

He had won promising to unite but now had taken to calling a high percentage of Americans derogatory names

Inflation is setting new records, the pandemic is raging across the nation, the supply chain is in horrible shape, and we’re all watching his presidency go down in flames

The geezer and his cronies are desperately trying to hold on, but there is no lifeline to be seen

His Build Back Better program is being picked apart like buzzards on roadkill. It’s looking like the end of the democratic machine

They can look to themselves for not having a better candidate and there appears to be no saviour on a white horse

Hillary, Stacy, and Pete are trying to elbow their way to the front and hoping their promises will be enough for the party to endorse

The failed presidential candidate, the failed gubenatorial candidate and the failed supply chain chief continue the hopeful parade of wash-outs

They have accomplished nothing in the world wide scheme of things and are currently standing in line behind this old coot who shouts

When the codger finished, the republicans said, “Well you’re pretty bad ol’ son

But head to your basement in Delaware and let us show you how it’s done”

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Biden vs Mr Zippy the Chimp

The party had once again spoken. The primary was now down to a single human candidate

The rest of the democrats had their moments both in the spotlight and now on stage but failed the debate

Vice President Harris again proved she is little more than a scripted mouthpiece with an annoying giggle

Elizabeth Warren was loud but previous falsehoods and finger pointing had left no room to wiggle

Pete Buttigieg tried to reassure the public of his abilities but had no logical explanation of the supply issues happening on his watch

Hillary announced her candidacy but the party quickly kicked her to the curb as they did not want her having the power for another election to botch

With the runoff ballots printed and the majority rule in place, that only left President Biden and Mr Zippy the roller skating chimp

The ape had put on quite the political show screaming into the mic, rollerskating in circles while tooting his horn, slinging poo, and wearing his campaign slogan stating “Biden is a Wimp”

The monkey’s handlers made sure the voting public knew world leaders weren’t shaking in their boots when Biden spoke

They could care less about what this man said as they knew he always cowed to the crowd that is woke

Due to the invention of videotape, everyone knows that Biden lies, panders to his audience and then taking no questions, runs like a chicken

His action to end the pandemic in short order was hide at the beach and watch the nation with the virus be stricken

Hordes of sweaty confidants huddled feverishly about how to best harvest ballots this time around to ensure a win

The mainstream and social media were at a loss as no amount of false narratives or censorship could cause people now just getting by to believe that spin

And slinging crap at the opponent was now off the table as the monkey was very adept at that sport

So Biden was caught at the podium with the eyes of a deer in the headlights as his former voter base was giving Mr Zippy their support

It was a bad first year. Biden slipped and crashed in monkey poo with every step. His numerous failures were not a good look

He played the American people for fools, misjudged his own prominence, and the popularity of his opponent was just another step he mistook

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Joe’s First Trip Around The Board

The dice had been rolled and Joe with the highest number had his pick of game pieces

He picked the top hat as he had spent 40 years standing in the shadows doing nothing as his little man frustration increases

He chose a running mate based solely on gender and race not on experience or qualifications

She was anointed strictly to vacuum votes but now was rallying her own troops to take command based on Joe’s shaky limitations

So stepping up to Go he rolled a six and slowly counting the squares landed on Oriental Ave

A tricky arrival as this was the home of the pandemic but this location had also been lining his son’s pockets so he kept his head down as crossing them would be taboo

He had been hoping to land on Connecticutt so he could travel to his beach house and call a lid

That way he could hide from questions from his once fawning press and venture out only for a catastrophic event, God forbid

Next roll had him land on the Electric Company, the future of the Green New World

The country would soon be powered by landfill clogging toxic batteries and littered with giant ugly pinwheels that whorled

Snake eyes took him straight to Community Chest where he drew the card reading collect 50 dollars from every player

He could then donate this hard earned money to the blue cities to increase social worker positions to fight escalating crime at the discretion of the liberal mayor

A roll of three and he safely made it past New York Ave with the chaos of the Cuomo brothers, their new nutty governor and landed on Free Parking

He could hide there, not worry about public gaffes, take orders from his strategists and have a specific agenda for the future trip he would soon be embarking

Rolling a five he landed on a railroad whose value had greatly diminished as the goods they usually carried were currently languishing off the coast

Claiming he solved the supply issues his red headed mouthpiece issued the news. “We saved Christmas.” She would boast

A ten showing on the dice landed him on Pennsylvania Ave and immediately after his stiff legged jog to the White House his new puppy dumped on the floor

Another snake eyes and he landed on Chance and pulled the Get Out Of Jail Free card that he’d hold on to in case his former dealings were exposed and became too much to ignore

Snake eyes again and Luxury Tax stated pay $75. Joe just waved that on to the taxpayers as items like food, shelter and gas were now considered an amenity

He’d now survived one trip around the board but is realizing he has found the job overwhelming and was hoping by now for peaceful serenity

But he has three more circuits around the board to make and is running out of variants to hide behind

Within the next six months he’ll show the world what he’s made of and unfortunately the world will realize he really is out of his mind

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Now That’s What I Call A Big Peter Principle

The Peter Principle is a management concept that states people are promoted until they reach a level of “respective incompetence” all based on the success of their previous position.

They are continuously promoted in the heirarchy until they are no longer competent in their newly assigned mission

The White House has selected a Cabinet that demonstrates to the world proof of this concept

People were chosen more to promote diversity but immediately these chosen proved to be seriously inept

Kamala Harris, Vice President

She was assigned on national TV to be the border crisis czar but so far has hidden from the situation

Concentrating on more pressing issues she made a film with child actors about moon exploration

Anthony Blinken, Secretary of State

When pressed he stated there are about 200 Americans still left behind in the Afghanistan debacle

Hopefully they won’t be hiding near the remains of the seven children found in the drone strike rubble

Lloyd Austin, Secretary of Defense

One only needs to see the images of the Kabul Airport and the US equipment being worn and waved by the Taliban to understand the skill set of this man

It took just a few days for the Taliban to seize control of Afghanistan as allegedly the most powerful military commander in the free world had no plan

Merrick Garland, Attorney General

The Democrats may point directly at this man for their defeat in the Virginia gubernatorial race in spite of all the big name campaigners

His memo written to the DOJ incensed the minivan moms whose grassroots effort turned the state into republican leaders and house seat gainers

Xavier Becerra, Secretary of Health and Human Services

Though he claims to have “his fingerprints” all over the fight to stop covid he seems lost and intimidated by Fauci and crew

His silence on this subject highlights the failure of this administration that has inarguably bitten off more than they can chew

Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation

This man insists the current inflation rate is transitory and all supply issues are due to the pandemic

But with the price of goods skyrocketing, store shelves empty and cargo ships backed to the horizon the pandemic argument seems mostly academic

The list goes on and on; education, energy, homeland security to name a few as the future of American dreams dangerously teeters

But one thing is for certain this current administration is staffed and controlled by far too many Peters

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Reading Writing And Critical Race Theory

The Department of Justice is at it again and this isn’t about reading writing and arithmetic

Once in office these boards feel their personal vindictive agenda can be forced down the throats of the public schools


And now the Department of Justice is telling the parents to stand down, don’t question and to follow their new set of rules

The minivan moms suddenly had enough and were rejective of the authorization by the school boards of their liberal driven drivel


Faced with challenges and outrage by formerly placid parents, the school board deemed this unacceptable and not civil

Parents in the past had dutifully paid their taxes and were usually agreeable with the school boards’ decisions


Over time the school systems could no longer hide the fact the public schools were teaching their far left visions

The moms and pops had previously voted for unknown board member candidates based on the fact they recognized their name from yard signs


Now fighting back, as these empowered officials were forcing mask mandates and teaching kids to hate themselves, the parents developed spines

They began to realize after the fact that brainwashing the youth is a handy tool to enforce socialist views


Just ask Hitler who understood the “get ’em while they’re young” concept before they’re mature enough to consider what philosophy to choose

So the DOJ and the FBI were called in to help quell this uprising of parents who feel they have some say so in what is best for their kids


So now by decree of the exalted Attorney General parents will have no rights to question decisions as this the new law forbids

So bring in homeschooling and private schools and let fundimental education and common sense prevail
As this atrocious ruling by the Department of Justice escalating the death of America is just another coffin nail

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Which Way To Delaware

Much has been written about Biden’s mental state and his capacity to tend to the country’s needs

But simply put it is his hatred of all things Trump that determines America’s fate and the major factor in how he leads

Now after he makes a decision based on his hand picked cronies’ bad advice and his loathing of Trump, he then runs to Delaware or Camp David to hide

The optics of this horrendous Presidency is not only obvious to Trump but also to the country’s leaders worldwide

Creating one disaster after another Biden shows the grit and determination of a down and out gambler looking for his one big score

If Trump got it right it must be changed, handcuffing the the American people behind his pandemic rants creating a vaccination war showing all what the future has in store

And keep that pandemic raging by bringing in a covid positive illegals and depositing them in pre-selected areas to force the continued use of mandates

Trump wanted schools open with face to face learning but now shut them down until the deep pocketed Teachers Unions’ demands are met, this is not open for debates

Forget about his previous racist speeches of the past, he’s now throwing billions at minority causes to demonstrate how liberal he has become

When out of the other side of his mouth he’s stating “what good is Afghanistan to us now?” Sounds like white supremacy and then some

He’s surrounded himself with the most inept group of advisors one would have ever thought possible

Between his cabinet and military confidants it appears their only goal is to identify wokeness and encourage massive spending leaving congress mostly inoperable

Trump wanted a closed border so throw it open to all looking for a free ride

And let the towns and cities cope with this invasion straining all the resources they can provide

Trump had the USA energy independent, closed the border, had an orderly troop withdrawal on his agenda, canceled the new green deal, inflation was nil, and things were good as far as a lot of America was concerned

Buddha once stated. “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one that gets burned”

Unfortunately Biden is taking America down with his blind anger and the citizens before long will realize what his childish behavior will cost before he’s done

Maybe next time he should just sneak up to Trump’s front door with a paper bag of dog poo, light it, ring the doorbell and run

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Keeping The Puppets In Line

“Whoa! You there get back in line” shouted one of the supervising henchman

The regime had seized control once the Uniparty staged their own intervention

The new five fingers of government were there to make sure all toed the line

With the new ruling party each had an equal share of the money pie once they agreed to align

The DOJ assured that all rules and regulations would be strictly enforced and promote the socialist and New Green Deal ideology

Climate change now lines all pockets of the elites thinly disguised behind the mantra of a better ecology

Big Pharma now sets their own rules and mandates as the pandemic was a true windfall

By forcing the use of vaccine passports all movement is restricted and the CDC gets to play hardball

Sound the alarm on the biannual variant, demand a new jab or we’ll lock you down

Though technically having no authority over anything they get to throw their weigh around

The Big Government finger has now formed the perfect uniparty headed by the Demopublicans all career politicians

To keep their bellies filled from the public trough, putting all citizens under their thumb is their only mission

Big Corp following their green guidelines keeps all in line with their restricted supply chain

Limit frozen foods, ration beef as an environmental hazard and clothing can only be manufactured in three sizes to lessen greenhouse gases and acid rain

Big Tech gets to really flex it’s muscle by now approving all items posted on the internet

Anything other than socialist praise, dancing cats and unfocused vacation pics is prohibited as that may be a threat

Entertainment consists of shows featuring low browed contestants in illicit relationships, the 27th season of NCIS, and bad movies of an uninteresting superhero

All approved by an entirely absent President hiding for days on end with the only audible noise being the fiddle of Nero

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Gee Adolph, You Shoulda Had Twitter

It seems that back in the 1930’s when Hitler assumed power, he expected his people to read more than a couple of phrases

He wrote books and newspaper columns expecting comprehension by his followers as they sang his praises

Imagine what he could have accomplished with better technology and access to the Jack and Zuck show

He could then use many of his quotes so his believers would instantly nod in agreement to the logic behind his murderous intent and countries to overthrow

For instance one gem was, “It is quite special secret pleasure how many people around us fail to realize what is really happening to them”

This applies to today’s American citizens as they would rather view pictures of sunsets through vacationing friends toes than deal with the current mayhem

“We have to put a stop to the idea that it’s part of everybody’s civil rights to say whatever he pleases”

This connects directly with today’s society, should a conservative state their beliefs online and instantly their account freezes

“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future” And it’s too bad this expression was already taken as today’s Teachers Unions would have used it first

We are exposed daily how the public school systems are turning out functional illiterates while teaching living in America is the worst

“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjugated races to posses arms”

Again Hitler was an early instructor to the New World Order. An armed population would be responsible for setting off many levels of government alarms

Finally the DC mantra and is counted on by adhering to another Hitler quote. “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think”

So raise a toast to Jack and Zuck. Spew the liberal hatred and upload videos of your cat playing the piano but don’t say anything conservative or you’ll be canceled quick as a wink

Adolph would have been liked by millions on his Facebook page and followed by multitudes on Twitter

Because the gullible like to be led. No thought is needed to not look past media worship and what they portray as glitter

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Do That To Me One More Time

Back in the day Captain and Tenille crooned a sultry tune about doing it one more time

Toni Tennille coquettishly divulged she could “never get enough of a man like you” as that would be sublime

Currently that applies to the democrats’ version of Biden’s policies as “once is never enough with a man like you”

His agenda controlled by the congressional majority steam rolls along in a joyless attempt to turn America blue

His first 100 days were to change the course of the USA by way of bulling through executive orders and budget reconciliation

Forget about inflation and price increases passed onto the backs of hard working Americans while hiding behind the statement of no new taxation

Maybe a sexy song should be written about Biden’s first 100 days and the pain his agenda inflicts

Bear in mind this is the same length of time as the average lifespan of some species of blood sucking ticks

He killed jobs on day one saying the oil industry is bad and was smug about it until the gas lines formed

America was quickly grinding to a halt as gas distribution ceased, price gouging was rampant and service stations were swarmed

The southern border is not having a crisis, just ignore those hundreds of picnickers cooling their heels in the creek

The cartels are loving every minute. Forget drugs grab a child, charge a fortune and just drop the kid off at the border as there is no need to sneak

Buddy up to Iran, drop the sanctions and give them money so Americans can watch them burn the flag and chant death to the infidels

And claim to be a friend to Israel while watching their citizens run from the bombshells

Hide behind your Teachers Union to keep the public school children two years behind the rest of the world

And make sure to keep God out of the National Day of Prayer and on Police Appreciation Day keep Old Glory furled

Perhaps the increasingly poor and media weary citizens might try out an idea currently being employed by Chicago to control rats

The city turned 1000 feral cats loose in hopes of driving the rodents out of their habitats

However to control the rats in DC the cats would have to be tiger sized and 1000 wouldn’t be enough

Perhaps several thousand felines prowling the congressional halls could kill the rats but then one would have to listen to the big cats bitching about their food source being old, leathery, hollow and tough

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Gentlemen, Place Your Bets

One cannot turn on a TV these days without being forced to watch a gambling ad

These commercials all seem innocent enough, bet a dollar to win a hundred with just a touch of your keypad

It all started with the state run lottery, to help the education system scratch a ticket, play the numbers and win a chance at the mega bucks

Of course for most people it’s money spent that can’t be recovered to pay the bills and that’s what sucks

Now the lottery has competition from sports betting and TV stations own betting parlay

So before this new administration taxes it’s working citizens into oblivion a national lottery should be thrown into the gambling fray

Odds can be given to bettors on the current gossip or political scene

For instance, currently at 10:1 are the odds being given when Meghan will be called a back stabbing goldigger by the Queen

For the first time patient player, a fools bet would be the date Trump concedes the election and stops his rigged rant

At 25 million to one what’s the harm in a dollar bet and then wait for him to recant

For the real players a good longshot bet at 10,000:1 would be when Jen Psaki actually answers a question

With the over/under at 1832, it might be a better wager to see how many questions she can consecutively field while providing her usual ambiguous phrase of deflection

Also getting odds is Biden’s new red flag gun proposal intended to help identify unstable people and will hopefully also apply to the Congressional House

Because at a little better than even odds it’s just a matter of time before a representative’s sordid past is exposed and proclaimed a nut job by his spouse

This money making scheme is endless, just imagine the odds you could get if when standing near a heat source how long it would take for all the Botox to drain from Pelosi’s face

And in the contest for the worst administration ever would this group win show or place

The list could go on forever the authorized betting parlors’ phones would be ringing off the hook

By adding 5 trillion more debt to the taxpayers bill in less than 90 days, Americans need a shot at big money before the government lays claim to their check book

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U Bee Racist

Racist, the word has spread across the US like kudzu over Georgia fields

When talking points are to be ended in any discussion one word stops all intelligent thought on all ideas that debate yields

In a world where any slight is considered a heinous crime canceling all reason is the new game

Any subject brought up in discussion will predictably fire up someone seeking their 15 minutes of fame

Whether a network, an organization or an individual the race card will be played

A talking head will invariably assume the cause and for the kowtowing media deliver a five minute tirade

The racist agenda is set to take on all comers in it’s quest to smother free speech

Math, movies, proper names, the Constitution, pick any subject and it’s not out of reach

What follows are a few examples of the idiocy failing to pass today’s woke culture

As they sit on their unhappy miserable perch waiting to pounce on any topic like a starving vulture

Voter ID Laws: These are considered racist as it appears to the democrats that people of color are too inept to apply for a driver’s license

It seems to them that minorities are only capable of music, sports and BLM violence

Babies: Infants are now considered racist as they seem to identify most with the faces that peer into their stroller

That is of course if you swallow the latest gibberish from some biased media paid pollster

Dr Seuss, Dumbo, Star Wars: Most mainstream entertainment is now racist as fictional characters in a fictional story from years ago might offend

Because an oriental using chopsticks, wise cracking crows and characters in black and white costumes can cause liberals’ hair to stand on end

Anything Political: Unless the proposed legislation buys into the the 3rd world socialistic goals, a ranking democrat will automatically pull the R-card

And because they know their policies are asinine, cower behind their walls, fences and the National Guard

White People: That race is born, will live and die a stone cold racist as indicated by the Biden people since his campaign promise of moderation and message of unity and good will

So Congress, continue to call for reparations, free money and the portrayal of minorities as the victims. In the meantime start a campaign to repay the families of those who died in the squalor and horror that was Andersonville

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Keeping The Covid Current

The dim glow of the lamp illuminated the people seated around the table and the strain on their faces

It seems some of the mandates were being ignored and yet there was a drop in new covid cases

The old crone was wildly gesturing with her hands in a willy nilly fashion

Her mask billowing from her botox features emphasizing her anger and misdirected passion

“Just who does Texas and and Florida think they are?” she screeched

“They are ignoring our hourly CDC press releases. We need to have those neanderthal governors impeached’

“Relax Nana,” said the oily guy with the half glasses. “We’re heading this disobedience off before the rest of the nation realizes we’re on a mission from Mao”

‘We’re letting the border situation take take care of Texas. The onslaught of covid carrying illegals will be our sacred cow”

“Since we’re busing these people everywhere when new virus outbreaks pop up we can order more shut downs”

“Hopefully the same will happen in Florida with the maskless spring breakers. They’ll travel back home and spread the virus all over their towns”

Suddenly the mood in the room brightened. A warm glow showed on all in attendance

They realized that wonderful pandemic was keeping their electorate from thinking independence

The group then relaxed and sat back dreamily eyeing their blue state payoffs and newly acquired riches

Secure in knowing that by creating an occasional crisis and then throwing the gullible public a bone, they can continue to treat all citizens as their little bitches

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Get Your Class Rebates Now

This just in, in a surprising show of bipartisanship Congress has agreed to a rebate system for college class reimbursement

To help defray the cost of college there will be a flat fee offered for courses taken advancing the leftist agenda to the deserving recipient

Some courses would have no cash value as they would be considered worthwhile in establishing a career

Classes in business or agriculture would not be recognized as with the government dependent leftist agenda they would interfere

A $500 fee would be paid for classes approved by Congress like those from the Philosophy department such as the Introduction To Ethics

Listed as a study of right and wrong pertaining to current society pulling in the sandal wearing socialist types like nails to the study of magnetics

Examples of other courses where the rebate would certainly apply would be Sociology 3770: The Workplace in Film, the study of how work has been presented by the media

After a difficult semester of viewing film depicting the sweat and dedication of workers, the undergraduates are sure to stick to life in academia

This brings up another rebatable course of Sociology 3330: On The Road, the study of tourist attractions and cultural tours

Possibly included in this study is how Stuckey’s Pecan Logs might have advanced white privilege during the family’s summer trip to the shores

The newly graduated individual can apply for these rebates now as the job their degree acquired will in a couple of years be paying $15 an hour

But one would have to act in a hurry because the country is running out of money and the spend crazy progressives are currently in power

Finally one last course that was a sure rebate was Jour 5410/7410: Journalism Ethics shown on the undergraduate class list

But clicking on the number for the course synopsis instead of a description a single sentence states,”this course does not exist”

And that is not a shock.

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Are There No History Majors In Washington?

Money is power, power is money. The Term Limit poster children had elbowed to the front of the line

Showing complete disdain for the “unified “ voting public they were breathlessly waiting for the Big Guy to resign

By carefully controlling this addlebrained puppet to sign their payola infused executive orders they cemented their place at the trough

Feeling smug in their destruction in all things accomplished in the previous administration they were all linked up to receive their Congressional payoff

History, like Mother Nature, has a way of enlightening the ignorant and righting what is wrong

When people are pushed far enough a line is crossed stating enough’s enough and we’ll not play along

The line is crossed when the elitists figure the public is under their thumb and their word is the golden rule

That uncouth working class then rises up and takes the snobbish aristocrats to hard knocks school

In 1917 Vladimir Lenin led the Bolsheviks in the Russian Revolution and ousted the Czarist government

In 1959 Fidel Castro chased the Cuban Dictator Fulgencio Batista all the way to the Dominican Republic as to the Cuban people this dictator he did not represent

The Tiananmin Square Massacre happened in 1989 as thousands of students gathered to demand democracy, free speech and free press

With brigades of armed soldiers and tanks the Chinese Communist party proceeded to slaughter thousands of it’s own citizens in the name of progress

America is now facing facing similar dilemmas as the Washington ruling class who have NEVER worked for a paycheck are firing workers at will

That pathetic group of protesters that charged the Capitol was just a shot across the bow as the cleansing of Congress will be complete by 2023 and that will be their bitter pill

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When More Is Never Enough

The American citizens tired of Trump’s raucous rants and hearing the words rigged, fake news and witch hunt were elated

Their Big Guy had been elected, they marched to the polls and did what Facebook, Twitter and Instagram had dictated

They all watched with joy as the Big Guy sat down next to a stack of executive orders and commenced to sign

The groveling media and leftists everywhere were ecstatic as the Big Guy autographed the bottom line

While half of America watched in horror, he signed away individual freedoms while taking major bites from their pocketbook

Time to strike before the new Congress can argue as they’re not necessary because the Big Guy has a phone, a pen and the public on the hook

Quick to rejoin the Paris Accord, the economic crippling agreement using US taxpayers to essentially fund China and other countries to take our manufacturing jobs

Indifferent to the cry from the right as the new left regime treats all citizens not in the socialist breakfast club as doorknobs

With a quick stroke of the pen he eliminated the Keystone XL pipeline and put 16,000 out of work

When asked about this one of his toadies replied “we hope they can find other work,’ he said with a smirk

This means dependence on foreign oil as this man seems willing to trade blood for oil demonstrated by US tanks rolling into Syria immediately increasing US presence in the Middle east

How are we going to pay for more troops abroad and the Paris Accord, the taxpayers of course as they are just a month away from feeling the fleece

This will be a demonstration through the deaths of Americans and foreign nationals that dependence on oil is bad while alternative energy is to be revered

We won’t discuss how the manufacturing plants needed to supply goods for this new energy are coal powered and landfills will soon be brimming with their toxic waste but compliance to the policy must be adhered

Soon the taxpayers will be shelling out for the healthcare and welfare benefits for thousands of soon to be illegal aliens now currently living in Guatemala

Because they all know American citizens will be paying their expenses as the USA is their big piňata

So shortly when the the left voting taxpayers realize their vote was a disastrous decision they have no grounds to bitch

Because in reality every left leaning device they used to mindlessly control their thoughts there was always an on/off switch

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Well, I Guess We Could Secede

The fan blades had stopped turning as dripping brown matter had choked down the motor

The left lunatic fringe had achieved their goal and started their campaign to crush the non-left leaning American voter

Divide and conquer was their ideology but when in front of the fawning media the sermon was one of unity

But being played the fool was obvious by citizens in any party and not fooled by this amateurish show of alleged ingenuity

Big Tech backed by their new found crazed leftist power seized the moment by censuring anyone not worshiping at their feet

While the freshly empowered left was still a couple of months away from deciding who was really in the driver’s seat

Meanwhile the American worker is harboring that ever increasing eerie feeling that his rights are about to disappear

Feeling powerless as Howdy Doody in their own home with the new regime being the puppeteer

But are citizens really that vulnerable or might there be an alternative

Could a line in the sand be drawn with a possible solution for a moderate or conservative

What Washington doesn’t want the average citizen to realize is that individual holds all the cards

The old motto “Money talks bull poo walks” is a phrase that has brought down many courtyards

Control the taxes and when the current war chest is depleted suddenly those in power become all talk

Eliminate the two blue coasts some government subsidized urban areas and the new leftist agenda is on the sidewalk outlined in chalk

Thirty three states pooling their taxes would become a force Washington would need to handle

Compromise would happen no violence or protesting needed and the new president would be free to cover up his own scandal

These states could form their own Union representing all people with NO past or current elected official included

The Blue States could fund themselves by Silicon Valley, celebrities and highly overpaid sports stars as by the new Union they would be excluded

The defunded police could seek employment in the new Union and gangs could be used to enforce the Blue State laws

The migration of people to the new Union would be swift leaving the new administration clutching at straws

All people with skills and determination would be welcome and everyone would once again follow the Constitution and respect all’s rights

Because in reality fair trade, job satisfaction and a feeling of belonging is the ideology that unites

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Say It Ain’t So, Joe

As the Biden campaign train continues to run in tiny circles in his basement

The candidate continues to blow smoke about being Trump’s replacement

With his curious strategy one must listen quick when he pokes his head out of his prairie dog hole

American people would like your answer on an occasional question like what are you going to do about coal

But wait, it seems that the answer given has to do with the audience of six he is speaking too

In reality the only energy he will consider after doing away with the oil industry is energy a newly formed manufacturing group can renew

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Now you’re blaming the spread of co-vid on the President while this virus continues to ravage planet Earth

And hiding behind experts that are learning on the run you play that card for all it’s worth

So if in charge, how are you going to hold the Chinese accountable for the devastation

Apparently we are going to tell them that they’ve been bad actors and watch them quiver with fright over that condemnation

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

You say you’re a friend of minorities but let’s take a look at how you really feel

You state you’re sorry for your crime bill that was way over the top for petty crimes that ruined thousands of lives behind bars of steel

But are you truly sorry as you peer down from your government perch

To find the real man behind his bluster one doesn’t have to do much of a Google search

The minorities your party feels entitled too apparently are super predators and live in a racial jungle

Phrases like ”you ain’t black,” or bring in social workers to show families how to raise their kids add to this media suppressed bungle

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Finally you’ll need to pull your head back to safety when the New Green Deal’s bill comes due and reality sets in

You’ve been drooling over huge tax hikes for the rich and getting your hands on Social Security thinking that’s a win

The fact is the New Green Deal is gonna cost Americans way more than they are willing to pay

Unfortunately because they’re being led down the Yellow Biden Road with blinders on they’re going to find out the hard way

So Say it ain’t so Joe continue to smile at the camera and lie your head off

And Americans can feel your programs much like at the doc’s as he lubes his finger and tells you to turn your head and cough

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Judge 54 Where Are You?

The cases to be reviewed were on the desk as Chief Roberts attempted to call the Supreme Court to order

On the docket for this session were arguments concerning putting peoples’ wealth on hold and do we really need a border

The courtroom appeared to be standing room only but a closer look revealed the space was filled with newly designated court appointees


For the court findings to always rule in leftist favor the newly elected President added an additional forty eight radical justices so the majority always agrees

Currently the arguments could not commence as two of the new justices could not be found

It seems two judges from the great states of Puerto Rico and Washington DC were at the local pot dispensary to buy a pound

With marijuana now legal in all 52 states they felt their thought process to rule on cases would be greatly expanded while high

And since pot dispensaries were on every street corner they thought while on tax payers time they could lay in a supply

While waiting for the court to resume Chief Roberts surveyed the T-shirt clad justices all with their causes emblazoned across their chest

The traditional robes had been cast aside as the new radicals chose to be casually dressed

A quick glance around the room showed demands for the new green deal, planned Parenthood, The Paris Accord, and defunding the police

All anxious, screaming support and obscenities about their pet causes as the squeaky wheel gets the grease

His eyes suddenly stopped on the Abolish The Electoral College t-shirt, as he couldn’t remember Hillary being appointed without his knowledge

But there she was screeching she coulda shoulda have been the first pants suit wearing woman in charge if it wasn’t for that damn Electoral College

With complete disdain for the American citizens the democrats had formed a court of extremists to rule in favor of their leftist referenda

With no thought to American business or taxpayer as to how to pay for their progressive agenda

To the shallow minded democrats the talk of a few trillions more rolls easily off the their tongues while making hard working people shudder to think

It’s easy they say and no big deal as we’ll just print more money ’cause we have an unlimited supply of ink

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We Won’t Raise Taxes @ $5/gal

Remember when Obama ruled and gas at the pump on a good day was $4/gal.

The eagle had flown for the oil sheiks with America grasped in it’s talon

Their keffyeh’d heads and robed figures would get together every couple of months to fix the oil output

“We must keep the price inflated for our gains and keep America under our foot.”

How quickly we forget constantly calculating mileage in our heads ’cause a trip to Grandma’s was seventy five bucks

And groceries were up 30% as a fuel surcharge was added for product delivered by trucks

Airlines canceled flights, propane tanks had minimum delivery requirements as customers couldn’t afford a full tank and homes were warmed with space heaters

Those nightmare days could return sooner then later should the votes fall in favor of the liars and cheaters

Should the Biden/ Harris ticket win say goodbye to to fossil fuel and coal burning plants

Fracking and it’s associated jobs will disappear in the first year as Joe slowly shuffles into the shadows because we all know Kamala wears the pants

However watching Senator Harris debate Vice President Pence was disturbing to say the least

Her leadership skills need to be questioned as she answered nothing and could only regurgitate tired facts as her sophomoric eye rolling increased

The Democratic party is intent on slamming their super crazy high priced schemes down everyone’s throats forgetting that they might soon be on the world stage

The foreign super powers aren’t going to be impressed with coddling to your anemic democratic pals as the partisan weaknesses will be easy to gauge

Because quite frankly they’ll have no use for the annoying giggle and trying to look smug

As Xi, Putin and Kim Jon-un will take turns to squash her like a bug

So Americans keep your Gas Buddy app handy as you’ll be looking for the best deal

As in the not too distant future $5/gal may be quite the steal

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I Post Thar4 I R

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Much has changed since the days of the philosophers studied in school

Students and crowds used to gather when these men spoke as they were no one’s fool

Today with social media anyone with a phone or a keyboard can hammer out a thought and become a new age sage

One’s inner musings in four misspelled sentences can become a proclamation on their Facebook page

Let’s take a look at look at a couple of these insightful pundits and see how their thoughts might be reflected in today’s society

Bear in mind the imagined posts on the Facebook page will be dripping with democratic piety

Plato: “Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”

Today’s scholar: This virus is all the orange man’s fault and has nothing to do with Beijing

Descartes: “A state is better governed which has few laws and those laws strictly over served”

Today’s scholar: The way I see it, Nancy’s got arrows in her quiver and the law of the Constitution don’t need to be preserved

Plato: “Democracy passes into despotism.” That warning came from long ago

Today’s scholar: Hopefully Biden will win and we can be safe with forced lock downs, mask mandates and end Trump’s dog and pony show

Descartes: “Except our own thoughts, there’s nothing absolutely in our power”

Today’s scholar: Obama was a great president who associated with the common man and would never live in an ivory tower

Plato: “The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men”

Today’s scholar: Biden’s a good guy, he’ll pass the green deal, take the guns and support socialism. Can I get an amen?

Descartes: “I think, therefore I am.” This proves one might have more thought power than something slimy washed up on shore

However in some cases an amoeba might argue. Today’s scholar: I post thar4 I R.

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BLM-Who’s It Really Helping

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AFP Picture of the year

The megaphones are loud and the chanting relentless, people are injured and any effort to contain the violence is cause for a counterattack

Feeling cheated in life because of failures both perceived and real and it’s all the fault of America because the skin color is black

America is a pathetic place to live as skin color is the sole determinant of your lot in life

The high school diploma opens only entry level jobs, the pay can’t get you ahead and the media accelerates your strife

The new left is furious, three decades of socialist public education has reached the boiling stage

The democratic puppet masters are delighted as any opinion stated otherwise is a cause to enrage

The fanatical socialist democratic leaders have known for centuries to change the thought process it must be taught at a young age

Get them while they’re young and vulnerable as their open minds are easy to engage

Brainwashing was used by Hitler, currently used by Kim Jong-Un and our country’s socialist school teachers to educate our youth

America is a place to hate, freedom is to be controlled by the government, ambition is frowned upon and that’s the truth

It took years but the population as a whole is an election away from being in their control

Pull the cops off the streets, send the public behind barricaded doors and let mobs patrol

The question is in the end will this movement cause any group to advance

Or perhaps it’s an organized effort by the democrats to leave nothing to chance

Roads are blocked, businesses burned, monuments ripped down and people parade

When the harsh reality to this mob rule demonstration is the participants are being played

Has this movement improved the impoverished or quelled the hunger in a small child

Blame it on the opposition, their idea of working for a living, tolerance of others and family life is to be reviled

Will this idea of new American government dependency be embraced

Or will the people in the movement wind up being further displaced

Will the human resource person in trying to manage diversity scrutinize the black job candidate

If employed would this person fit in, be a team player and pull her weight

Or would there exist a sense of chip on the shoulder entitlement based on the color of her skin

Feasibly it would be easier to go with the Latino candidate’s appreciation of employment and that would be a win win.

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Never Buy A Pig In A Poke

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Approximately 500 years ago the English serfs had an expression

That one shouldn’t buy an item sight unseen before taking possession

The saying goes “I will never bye a pyg in the poke

Thers many a foule pyg in a feyere clocke”

Pronounce the phrase phonetically and you’ll get the drift

The Olde English knew without first inspecting, one can be given a short shrift

Currently a candidate running for President voices his campaign speeches while hiding in his poke

He will not take even softball questions from his fawning media as his handlers feel he will choke

The man has been in office 47 years but cannot tell an audience what he achieved

Sir Walter Scott aptly stated, “What a tangled web we weave when we first practice to deceive.”

The candidate can only list accomplishments made when peeking from behind Obama’s skirt

Without the use of multiple teleprompters, trying to sound Presidential apparently might cause the brain to over exert

So while the basement dweller hollers from his subterranean window how his programs would benefit the US population

Both Putin and Xi if possible would cast a democratic ballot as there would be no stopping world domination

The pig in the poke campaign should be a sign of the complete democratic collapse

Just don’t bother the candidate between one and two as he insists on his naps

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The KKK Rides Again

Another day another riot with more destruction, burning and looting

Hooded figures venting their primal convictions on innocent residents there is no disputing

Joined by a multitude of malcontents who revel in lawlessness but don’t own a single belief

Using a protest to loot and destroy and knowing current laws won’t label them as a thief

But is their idea of mob rule any different than the KKK’s robe wearing intimidation

Riding through the night bearing torches, ropes and whips terrorizing the targeted population

Now armed with bricks, fireworks and frozen bottles they wade into the fray

Adding to the medias’ delight as nightly newscasts watch society’s decay

Narrow minded bigoted zealots feeling safety in numbers and too cowardly to show their face

      Empowered by democratic rule, hiding behind social causes and law enforcement’s fall from grace

      Terrorizing innocent people has been a tactic used by bullies for years

      Reveling in the fact that a person’s hard work and stature has been reduced to pain and tears

      Enforcing a message to the unarmed and peaceful citizens that they set the rules

      Violence, destruction, and looting are all part of their unwarranted tools

      Whether it’s burning a cross in 1962 or defacing a church in 2020 it’s a symbol of injudicious power

      While the recipients of this criminal activity are expected to yield and cower

      What is criminal and what is not is now a floating set of ideals

      Destruction is acceptable, violence condoned and a looter steals

      Prosecutors know who these thuggish goons are (and were) and have long turned their backs

      Criminality doesn’t apply when you favor their goals and close your eyes to their attacks

      The days of the wild west are rapidly approaching and there ain’t no Wyatt Earp in sight

      Just weak kneed mayors and governors hiding behind their guarded walls while fires light the night

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      As Seen On TV

      After four nights of Trump bashing, bad jokes and spurned angry women, we have a special offer

      We’re giving the voters an opportunity for a true keepsake and an excuse to fill our coffer

      But wait as a special offer mail your vote now and we’ll send you two

      That’s right, not one but two socialist dolls as we turn America blue

      The pair comes with a bendable Biden doll that has no backbone, a truly malleable figure

      The democratic house, antifa and BLM are ready for a new America they will configure

      A puppet for the democratic goals of molding America into a nation of government dependent wimps

      Already advising he will institute a nationwide mask mandate and this is only a glimpse

      Capitalism, gas and oil and guns will go by the wayside as unfettered illegal immigration crashes all healthcare systems

      Hardworking Americans will watch their dreams and savings vanish only to wind up as vacant eyed socialist victims

      Heavy taxation, lawlessness, and immigration caravans will be the order of the day

      While both Russia and China will be rubbing their hands with glee over their naive prey

      Order now and we’ll include the former presidential candidate Kamala doll handpicked just for you.

      A woman of color, half black, half Asian and married to a white guy. A democrat’s dream come true

      Though she ripped Biden to shreds in the first debate, she succumbed to others’ scrutiny and dropped from the race

      Not showing leadership principles she chose to cut and run from facts rather than lose face

      This offer won’t last long so just add separate shipping and handling to receive this special TV deal

      Included will be six ballots with dead peoples’ names to mail in so this election won’t be the Electoral College’s to steal

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      When It’s Black On Black, Matter Lacks

      IMG_3162 (2)Another day another shooting another young life ends in death

      Onlookers peek from windows and doorways as a young child draws her last breath

      Fifty years ago Elvis Presley sang about an angry young man who lays down in the street and dies

      And as a crowd gathers round his mama cries

      Fifty years later the cries of anguish are still heard

      The murders are numerous, so many atrocities the crimes become blurred

      Today the perfectly coiffed news reporter stands at the scene trying to emphasize society’s decay

      But it’s just the daily shooting and the public has become blase

      This wasn’t a white cop involved in the fatality

      So the standard interview with the neighborhood leaders is just a formality

      The protests, rioting and looting will have to wait for another time

      Because this was a gang related random act and somehow that’s not as much of a crime

      It’s a black thing, you people on the outside just don’t understand

      So to combat this senseless violence the call is for the police to disband

      We may not understand but we’re sickened by the pools of blood on the sidewalk

      And the forensics teams drawing tiny victim’s outlines in chalk

      Oh, the mayor will form a committee to study this area’s depravation

      And will issue a stern warning to gang members in a wordy proclamation

      Just as a another little casket is lowered into the ground under cloudy skies

      As a silent group of mourners stand ashen faced while another mother cries

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      Anyone Can Run

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      It’s been another four years and time for a general election

      And a genuine potpourri of candidates lined up to garner voters’ affection

      Back in the day a candidate was groomed for office by his career

      Trained in all aspects of the job such as the politician’s wolfish smile and to pad pockets of an electioneer

      Though the same tired faces surface every four years

      A new face will pop up to announce his candidacy egged on by his adoring peers

      So let’s take a look at candidates both past and present to see who had their day in the sun

      Showing the world the Presidency is an open election and anyone can run

      First up is Bernie Sanders a popular socialist but kicked to the curb by his own party

      The Democrats teamed up to make sure Hillary got the nod and to Bernie were not sorry

      Hillary was their choice thought unbeatable until she opened her mouth

      Her opinion on Benghazi and deplorable voters caused her campaign to head south

      Then came Donald J., P.T. Barnum only wished he could equal Trump’s showman ability

      Creating four years of obsessive crazed media and Democratic hostility

      Fast forward four years and the Democrats have tapped basement dweller Joe Biden to lead the way

      Desperately trying to keep Sleepy Joe hidden before another unscripted gaffe leads to voter dismay

      This guy told a black radio audience that if you struggle to choose then “you ain’t black enough”

      Plus in past years a record player and a social worker are needed to raise black kids leaving families in a huff

      Bernie Sanders again tried a run but the Democrats had him find his place back on the curb

      And essentially place a sign around his neck reading Do Not Disturb

      This election’s newcomer is is rap star and record producer Kanye West

      Trying to follow in Trump’s footsteps he plans on stealing votes from both parties to win the contest

      Maybe I can help with a campaign slogan by using lyrics from his records I have browsed

      Perhaps a jingle like “Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused”

      Or “Uh baby you’re makin’ it harder, better, faster, stronger” might be one to not sneeze at

      But I figure that might be difficult to fit on a hat

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      This Time it won’t be Col. Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick

      As America peers over its’ masks and tries to get back to business as usual
      And the states and the US government argue over what is constitutional

      The tired poor huddled masses are trying to determine what is safe and what is not
      Should they stay at home or venture out and give the new world a shot

      There are virtually no clues as to where the virus is lurking and where it is attached
      The knowledge feverishly supplied by the current crop of experts demonstrates the surface has barely been scratched

      You’ve used the drive thru at the fast food restaurant and so far so good
      The food came home was removed from the packaging and everyone washed their hands as they should

      Since no one is showing any symptoms maybe a trip to the gym is in order to burn off the quarantine pounds
      The belt is out a couple of notches and the chip bags are empty so exercise could be as good as it sounds

      Hopefully the person wiping down the equipment didn’t miss a spot with the disinfectant wipes
      It would be easy to miss a small section while the attendant’s attention wanders as he swipes

      America will probably have to live through a period of mental disorder
      For instance staring and wondering at the masked and gloved waiters as they take your order

      The virus could be anywhere and then again it might not be around
      “Are you feeling lucky punk?” Quoting Dirty Harry just to spend a night on the town

      The clues this time won’t be easy but rest assured it won’t be Mrs Peacock, Miss Scarlett or Professor Plum.
      The virus might have originated on the ATM from an infected card reader that brushed your thumb

      Or it might have come from the church lady who felt obligated to help even though she didn’t feel right
      And rather than question her unsteadiness you worked along side to be polite

      Or maybe it was Sam the butcher handing your change back while wrapping the two pounds of mutton
      So instead of the game of Clue maybe we should be playing button, button whose got the button

      For certain until the all clear whistle is blown we can make rules for the guessing game of Covid-19
      At least until someone develops a safe effective and inexpensive vaccine

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      Bernie Gets Part Of His Wishes For Only $2000000000000.00

      The election is still eight months away and not a vote has been cast
      Against Mr. Biden, Bernie’s just hanging on trying to outlast

      But this nasty virus has with Bernie become a strange bedfellow
      The Dems added pork to their package and turned the Republicans back bone to jello

      The virus reached pandemic level on both coasts so Congress passed a bill to fight this plague
      But the alleged goal of the stimulus package by both parties became a bit vague

      Mr. Sanders has been adamant in free healthcare for all and the bill provides free testing
      Next will be free treatment and that will be approved with no protesting

      Because this is an election year the Democrats are striking while the virus is hot
      With 75 million to the National Endowment For The Arts, someone hit the jackpot

      To raise that much money PBS would have to sell a lot of Downton Abbey DVD’s
      Hopefully there won’t be a lot of fund raising while the shut ins are fighting for their life from this disease

      Bernie’s hatred of the wall received a positive update, 350 million for refugee resettlement
      That’s good news for Mr. Sander’s borderless country and should aid in his contentment

      There’s nothing like adding many new unskilled people to counties’ welfare rolls
      But they’ll vote democrat and with Nancy’s idea of no ID for voting the dems will sweep the polls

      The new refugees I’m sure are going to be a big help in righting the economy and fighting this virus
      While the leaders of Congress can proudly say we passed this bill with out bias

      Bernie should be down right gleeful about the US having to pay it’s citizens
      Dependency on the government are all part of his far left visions

      The money won’t be enough people living week to week will still be broke
      It’s only a matter of time before another bill will be in front of Congress for them to invoke

      America will sell it’s ideals and soul to try to right it’s economy with another stimulus bill
      While the Chinese continue to eat their bats and perhaps morph the virus into one that can really kill

      So Mr. Sanders stays in isolation but still gets some of his wishes granted without making a speech
      Again the virus worked in his favor as Biden stumbles people don’t have to listen to Bernie preach

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      The Old Man Democrat Rap

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      Hello Folks and welcome to the first democratic rap off

      But safety first people use elbow bumps to greet and masks if you cough

      Our contestants tonight are Lil Havana Bernie and Wooden Nickels Joe

      We think by the time this evening is through you’ll be treated to quite the show

      By using the best of three coin toss to make sure Wooden Nickels went last Lil Havana will go first

      And since Donna Brazile is not backstage this rap is completely unrehearsed

      We would ask the audience to refrain from heckling and may the best rapper win

      So now with no further delay Lil Havana you may begin

      Skritcha skritcha skritcha

      “Yo peeps listen here I be here again

      We gonna take down CEO’s and rich oilmen

      And when those rich whiteys are gone

      You gonna know which side of da toast da butter be on

      Your healthcare and college be free and we be tearing down da wall

      Socialism is king and capitalism will fall

      All will be treated alike citizens or not

      Everyone gonna get three squares and a cot

      Castro da man made Kooba a better place

      By following my hero we can shove our govment in Trump’s fat face

      So dat’s my rap, Reverend Jackson is on my side to capcha his brothas’ vote

      And come November we can all stand with raised fists and gloat

      So come out and vote for me to give me da inside track

      I mean this as I be serious as a heart attack”

      Boom cha cha Boom cha cha

      “My name is Biden and I be running for prez in a big way

      I can’t member nuttin or so dey say

      I be like one of the Royal family with da ol lady Queen

      I feel like Prince Charles and should be making the scene

      Me and Brotha Obama once be tight

      And if he’d endorse me the future be bright

      If he don’t I be draggin out da heavy artillery

      I be naming my running mate as Hilary

      In no time flat she be committing me to da rubber room

      So her delayed Presidency she can resume

      We gonna take your guns but don’t be alarmed

      Our new gangsta immigrants will see no one’s harmed

      Also we be gonna oh crap I forgot this verse

      I can’t remember like I usta and my thoughts go from bad to worse

      So instead of rapping I be striking a pose and do a dab

      And I’ll fondle my crotch if someone be telling which side of my Depends to grab

      I grabbed the wrong side in Cleveland

      And the scramble for the exits got out of hand

      So vote for me in November as I be da man to beat

      And in November we can hand those Democ…er Republicans a defeat”

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      Books That Have Been Banned…Revisited

      Books have been burned and banned through the ages
      By people who feel they have a right to censor what is written on the pages

      What follows are three books that were banned before Al Gore’s internet was invented
      And before his wife’s blacklist of the music she found offensive should be prevented

      The Grapes of Wrath

      Published in 1939 Steinbeck’s novel describes the struggles of a destitute farming family for survival
      Driven from Oklahoma by the crop killing dust storms the kinfolk load their meager possessions and head to California hoping for a better life on arrival

      The hand bills posted promised a finer life with improved living conditions and plentiful jobs
      The harsh reality after a brutal travel west the family and all like them were set upon by government mobs

      Beaten and hounded, the destitute group found no solution to their trouble
      Called Reds by the authorities fearing the spread of socialism, the families were forced to live in tents and burned out rubble

      Fast forward 80 years and immigration caravans are marching to California only to find the Welcome sign had been removed
      Though many managed to sneak in most found misery and their life not improved

      The fear of socialism remains high as these new immigrants will surely vote for those promising all things free
      Forcing America to lean to the left will then become a certainty

      1984

      Published in 1949 Orwell’s book was about the spread of communism forced on it’s citizens and businesses by the government or Big Brother
      The countries’ people were regulated by telescreens in every room or approved media as the government spied on one another

      The protagonist Winston Smith worked for the government as a fact changer
      He changed data according to the government’s whims, and if not his life was in danger

      In real time 1984 the McIntosh PC was introduced in a Super Bowl commercial with a nod to oddly enough Orwell’s 1984
      The UK agreed to to transfer power from Hong Kong to communist China while Hong Kong could retain it’s capitalistic democracy for fifty years more

      A new virus had been identified, labeled as Aids continued its’ deadly march across the land
      In 1949 ideas like government changing facts, controlling businesses and the spread of communism were good reasons to have the book banned

      Fast forward 36 years from 1984 and a new virus is identified and another pandemic is on the loose
      Consumers buy products and download software that spies on them by the profiles they produce

      1984 was over three decades ago but what was written still prevails
      The government both foreign and domestic does have the ability to control foolish people as they unwittingly leave their digital trails

      To Kill A Mockingbird

      Told through the young eyes of Scout Finch the novel deals with racial injustice in a small southern town
      Published in 1960 Harper Lee’s book demonstrated the way white people used ingrained prejudices to keep the black people down

      Evidenced by the rape trial of an impoverished white woman’s pitiful power play
      The daughter of the incestuous town drunk tempted a black man and the drunk hiding behind Jim Crow could not let it lay

      Banned by both whites and blacks alike for language, racial and sexual overtones the book was thrown out of many libraries and schools
      There’s a certain unwritten order to peoples’ existence based on skin color and one must follow the rules

      The Democratic party by the civil rights act of 1964 tossed the people of color a bone
      But much like the man on trial in Harper Lee’s story, everyone knows who’s in power behind the throne

      As much as things change the more they seem the same
      The fact that people shield their eyes to hide from the truth is the real shame

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