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The New AI Academy Awards

“Okay people listen up,” the newly appointed studio head was calling his meeting to order

We’ve just been handed $28,000 to produce the next blockbuster and we’ve got to stay under budget to afford her

“I need some can’t miss ideas to begin the process of our new AI generated movies”

“The whole process shouldn’t take more than a month for all to contribute to these”

“So write down what you think the public would like and to have them lined up at the box office”

“So I can stand at the podium on awards night and accept the statue on behalf of all of us”

With that the three people stared back from around their laptop screens and wondered if David O. Selznick ever felt this way

This group knew they could create a film with themes from yesterday but be able to sell it to the audiences of today

So the ideas pitched by this group were updated versions of blockbusters from the past

With new computer generated locations, dialogue, and cast

Gone With The Breeze: This time set in Texas near the southern border. The main character Kristi, was an oil rich temptress only interested in what she owns

Her income is derived from cheap housing rented to migrants and her chain of stores providing instant cash for title loans

Omar of America: Living in New York, Omar owns all the garbage pick-ups on the eastside. He also dabbles in child porn and drugs

A home in the Hamptons, he drives Cadillacs and Bentleys instead of rugs

One Flew Over The Looney Nest: This movie would center on a person admitted to the White House requiring constant care

The fake doctor in charge signed all his papers, dictated his letters, and through dealings with his corrupt family made him a multi-millionaire

The Decent The Deplorable and the Repulsive: This film would center on current politicians all looking to be remembered as a game-changer

The Decent would be a brash man quick with his six iron, wearing a trademark red hat as he attempts to ward off danger

The Deplorable is still hanging around offering her opinion as though she still has relevancy

Appearing on numerous talk shows to rail on conservative concepts while ignoring the fact she should be jailed for more than one felony

The Repulsive is a group of ancient lawmakers all having served at the pleasure of themselves

While trying to maintain the air of working for the people, their criminal intent appears when deeper into their background one delves

“But can’t we have a film based on an old feel good movie from the past?” asked the new boss

“We thought about that skipper,” said one of the voices from behind the monitor screen. “But Mary Poppins, The Lion King, and the Trapp family have all been killed by Hamas”

December 3, 2025 0

A Christmas Carol 2025

Ring ting a ting. The bell ringer at the storefront continued with his greetings to the weary shoppers

The worn out souls searching for the gift meeting their kids’ demands, within budget, while trying to digest the lunch of coffee and whoppers

Merely glancing the ringers way the shopper hurried home only to have the garage door remote become a face, vibrate, and speak

“Mr. Smith,” the remote declared. “Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts. One of Christmas past, the present and the future,” causing Mr Smith to dash inside while muffling a shriek

“I must be dreaming,” thought Joe Smith. “Or perhaps it was the red onions in that ground beef”

Joe forgot to say hold the onions as those red onions always gave Joe’s stomach untold grief

“That must be what is was,” sighed Mr Smith while dozing off in his recliner

Glorious dreams ensued while the football game played across his screen as Joe himself scored the winning points as the star Forty-niner

“Mr Smith!” The screen had changed to that face seen on his remote. “You will now be visited by the ghost of Christmas past”

Then a spirit appeared dressed in his grandma’s attire though granny had long since breathed her last

The kindly voice called him by his childhood name. “Joey,” she called. “Come with me and let’s visit your home from your boyhood years”

Suddenly it was 1985 and there was Joey looking bewildered as He-Man action figure wasn’t under the tree and Joey was close to tears

“Joey please remember that since daddy left your mama she isn’t able to give everyone the presents they want, so everyone has to share”

“But grandma this is the worst Christmas ever. No daddy. No He-Man, and I don’t want to play with the baby’s teddy bear”

“Someday you’ll understand,” said the kindly vision. “Parents do all they can even when they realize it’s not enough”

Joey then realized that his mother had been working two jobs to make ends meet and without much sleep the stress was taking its toll as she was beginning to look rough

But before Joe could tell his mother how much he loved her she was gone and Joe was whisked to Christmas present

The new vision was not the kindly grandma from the past. This one had the same persona of his much despised manager. The same attitude, coffee breath, and shabby tie of the man whose underlings he loved to torment

The same guy who promoted the low IQ woman whose job expertise was letting him look down her blouse

He was extra nice to her but to all others was a scheming back-stabbing louse

“Did you finish those reports Mr Smith? You know I need them on my desk before you go home”

And seeing how he just dropped them in front of Joe an hour ago, it occurred to Joe that he wanted to yank out those six hairs plastered to his shiny dome

“You know your Christmas bonus might just depend on you finishing those reports”

The bonus once again being a three pound ham and a donation in Joe’s name to a charity the boss supports

Mr Smith had been grinding away at the same job for twenty-eight years as the ghost pointed out

And Christmas’s were always the worst. Money was tight, work schedules were demanding, but ol’ reliable Smith was always there to kick about

But before he had time to vent his frustrations to the current ghost, he was bundled away to future Christmases that would come his way

A new ghost appeared. This one called himself Mohamad and wasn’t on a sleigh

Instead, he rode a carpet of woven wool accompanied by his third child bride

It seems Christmas had been abolished. Congress had imploded into the great political divide

The far east had appointed themselves as leaders, now commanded all citizens and therefore rejected all things once celebrated by the west

They killed all the dogs, forced women to hide behind their garments and hung anyone daring to protest

This time there was no Mr Scrooge to see the light, no living happily ever after, or seeing the wonderment in a child’s eyes

Just a strictly regimented life, whose control was someone elses’ and the drudgery of a controlled daily life everyone despises

November 26, 2025 0

Start Spreading The News, It’s The Ignorant He Woos

The bait was cast into the shallow end of the pool

He wriggled the bait ever so slightly and all the minnows started to drool

The lure used was recycled from Trump hatred, Bernie Sanders’ promise of free stuff, and the fairy tale of a completely liberal society

Delivered to this group of free feeders by a young socialist enamored with complete power and his own perceived piety

He promised a better life for all New Yorkers and by that he means people with no means

He’s promised to compete against grocery stores, provide free childcare, protect illegal immigrants, and with landlords dictate their liens

Free busing? You got it. Rent freezes? Yep. Government run grocery stores? Yessireee Bob. Government subsidized housing? Going to occur

With a tired old retread as his competition Mamdani became the candidate the city dwellers prefer

He campaigned under the Bernie Sanders mantra of “we’ll pay for it all just by taxing the rich”

And the bottom feeders ate it up, there’s nothing like being swindled by a smooth sounding sales pitch

“We’ll never forget the fall of the towers” has been cast to the wayside

There are few history majors in the electorate and what happened ten years ago is old news and seems long enough to keep the youngsters pacified

But a word of caution for the excitable ones. Sign up now for the affordable housing and get on the waiting list

As it will be years for all the zoning and permits to pass through the hands that are to be greased and the proper butts kissed

Mamdani only thinks he’s in charge but the power brokers never change

It’s the system of money trails that the seldom seen power people need to rearrange

For instance, the government grocery stores will still need to appease the unions that deliver

Still that doesn’t sway the trans group that Mamdani has promised healthcare with perhaps the weakest arrow in his quiver

But will the newly transitioned kids ever get a chance to follow along in this dreamer’s path?

When even the dim-witted would have trouble with this guy’s math

The retail grocery stores will leave, landlords will sell their properties, and buses will become a rolling crime scene

Businesses will then shutter, residents will flee, and cops won’t come because in reality a new broom does not sweep clean

November 12, 2025 0

The Big Box Invitation To A Third World Takeover

The two pickups were parked at the Donut Palace, formerly a sub shop

Run by a Chinese family, all living in the back, barely scraping by as this town has turned into nothing more than a whistle stop

The train still passes the old depot but only stops when the harvested grain is to be loaded

And any thoughts of turning this once thriving community back to its former glory have long since eroded

The big box variety store opened the next community over drawing the shoppers there

First the jewelers left, then the clothing store, the hardware store downsized and the old VFW post fell into disrepair

The onetime picturesque town square is in inhabited by the downtrodden court house and the old World War II memorial

Now covered in pigeon droppings the proud monument once guarded the citizens in the area or so claimed the local newspaper in its last editorial

Now the buildings in the shopping district have been taken over by the Muslim people

As the call for prayer blasts from the former Baptist steeple

Small foreign businesses had opened up in the once thriving area as rent had dropped to pennies on the dollar

Propped up by NGO services and income from their business they were able to escape their self made third world squalor

Now in public schools some grades are being taught by Muslims in full burqa dress

Sharia law is practiced and taught while being clear those who reject the priciples have no chance at success

The pizza place with its choice of a wide variety of toppings now is very limited and takeout only as all the seats have been removed from the former freight car

The once lively sounds of Saturday night on the square have now been replaced by the bellows of frightened cattle waiting to have their throats cut at the abattoir

The former white collar citizens have taken flight as the businesses closed and the working tradesmen have all disappeared

Replaced by women hiding behind their clothes and stern looking men all with a beard

But this group votes as a bloc and soon the city council, the school board, and local law enforcement all adhere to Sharia law

The domino effect was complete. The big box store opens and kills multiple livelihoods while America seems unaware it is surviving its last hurrah

October 19, 2025 0

The Lamest Lynch Mob

The promise had been made, the suspects identified, and the criminal charges only need to be filed

The alleged complaints ranged from fraud, treason, and insider trading with many more charges that could be added from the list compiled

The President claims to hold all the cards to drain the swamp and send these lawbreakers to jail

But yet its been nine months and no one has even had to post bail

The usual suspects were in the lineup. Familiar faces to all

Each and every one had become fabulously wealthy on the taxpayer’s dime and none believed for a minute from their esteemed perch they would fall

Though the list is long, a few indictments would sooth some anger over their votes and Presidential choice

Just to see a couple white collar criminals in prison blues would cause many to rejoice

First up would be the despicable gnome, Dr Fauci who ruled the CDC and locked down the population

He annointed himself as supreme ruler of health and expected America to kowtow to every proclamation

Buisnesses closed, education was taught at home, and people turned on citizens due to his farcical rules

Then sitting by his pool in a chaise lounge and laughing at the Amercian people he treated like fools

Next would be President Biden himself. Funny how when he dropped out of the race people stopped praising him

Maybe it was because now people didn’t want to associate with his crooked family and a man who appeared quite dim

Suddenly the democrats threw in all their cards on an underwhelming Vice President who was instantly behind in her campaigning

The Biden cartel caused more hurt to America than anyone will ever know, by the way would someone like to buy a painting?

Then there’s Hillary whose nefarious schemes included the whole russian collusion lie, and classifed intel sent to her private laptop

And Chelsea bought her ten million dollar mansion in NYC allegedly using Haiti as her cash crop

Next chain gang candidate should be Adam Schiff and his mortgage fraud

Claiming two homes on opposite coasts as primary residences to secure favorable loans, he insists the charges are politically motivated so the right wing will applaud

Also involved in the Russian collusion and steadfast in his lie, charges might have to be filed here too

Yet they all walk free on a higher plane while the rest of us are all mired in the ever encroaching goo

But the Bionis, the Patels, and the Hegseths have done nothing with any of these complaints

Perhaps just maybe when the sheets are pulled back, America will see there are no saints

September 16, 2025 0

The Cloak Of Ignorance

The ignorance and outright stupidity was on full display.

The left once again had reason to celebrate. A conservative had been shot and their idea of world dominance was underway

The man killed by the assassin’s bullet was a debater extraordinaire

He questioned the leftists values in a non-combative tone and their answer was usually only a blank stare

Because having a leftist explain their beliefs is similar to pulling rotten teeth

It boils down to the fact they feel slighted by society so only hatred simmers beneath

That is why the fallacy of socialism exists, because to be a socialist all things are equal and must be shared

Meaning the obese, unemployed, pierced person has a right to some of the earnings of the mechanic from the cars he repaired

Should this hard-working person object to give up a portion of wages then he is considered a fascist or a Nazi

And his name will be spat upon by the green-hired liberal posse

Spurred on in their hatred by the leaders in Congress today

The multi-millionaires who don’t care a bit about their electorate as long as their words cause the ignorant to disobey

Taught from an early age to hate anyone who is considered better looking, has a solid work ethic, or ambitions to get ahead

“Those who can’t do, teach” or so the saying goes. And teach they do into the young minds their leftist values they embed

Then taught by the elbow patch, tweed wearing professors whose idea of research is to plagiarize a scholar’s work from 400 years ago.

And retreat behind ivy covered walls to check the stock market and drink Merlot

Yet hatred like a mushroom cloud boils over and rage becomes violence

As the protestors become mobs shouting profane epithets and waving third world flags of defiance

These idealistic students want to tear down society, write social media death threats, and finally shoot up a school as pressures from social media causes one to go rogue

The condition is mental illness caused by unfit instructors, pretentious professors, social media and the realization that you’ll never make the cover of Vogue

The voices you hear are from years of conditioning. By too much screen time, unsupervised teaching, and bleeding heart social workers

The voices heard and acted on are the same ones directing you to pull the trigger and commit the murders

When the real driver behind the scenes, the one controlling the mass media that he carefully staffs

Leans back in his chair, puts his feet on his desk and laughs

September 13, 2025 0

Archie Revisited

♫ “Boy the way America was played

Ploys that hid the big charade

Non-Binaries like us had it made

Those were the days

And you knew who you were then

Men were girls and girls were men

Mister we could use a man Joseph Biden again

Didn’t need no MAGA state

Only a few had to pull their weight

Gee our old EV ran great

Those were the days” ♫

Edy: “Oh Archie, I’m going to the market for a can of peaches in heavy syrup”

Archie: “Ah gee Edy, just watch out for guys wearing a red hat and driving a pickup”

Soy Boy: “Hey Arch, just because someone drives a pickup doesn’t make them a Trump backer”

Archie: “Ah Geez, Soy Boy, anyone driving a pickup probably is a republican and definitely a cracker”

Glory Bee: “Daddy, that’s not fair. You blast half the country because of what they drive?”

Archie: “That’s right little girl. All those people want to do is drink beer and cut our benefits so we don’t survive

Soy Boy: “Those people Archie!? Those people are what keeps America going”

“They’re the tradesmen, the truck drivers and the shelf stockers, doing their job whether it’s blazing hot or snowing

Edy: “That’s true Archie. Without them how would I get my can of peaches?”

Glory Bee: “Oh mama, here comes another of daddy’s speeches”

Archie: “So its speeches is it? Do any of these red hats sign my check?”

“No it’s the good old government and not some high school dropout redneck”

Soy Boy: “But Arch, without my check you wouldn’t be able to pay rent from what the government pays you”

Archie: “Let me remind you Soy Boy. Who put a roof over your head and food on the table and never missed a payment when rent was due”

Glory Bee: “It’s not our fault we can’t afford a house with the housing market the way it is today”

Archie: “Aha, so you need to live by my rules for you to stay

Edy: “Don’t listen to him, Glory Bee. Archie’s on his soapbox with those anti-MAGA slogans he loves to spew”

Archie: “Edy, stifle yourself will you”

August 13, 2025 0

The Rage of Self Hatred

Recently a television ad aired showing a young, blue-eyed, blond actress sporting a pair of tight- fitting jeans

Immediate uproar was heard from the leftist crowd as they felt this particular advertisement demeans

The actress didn’t accentuate multicolored hair, excessive tattoos or piercings and wasn’t a minority

Perhaps in real life she stayed in shape as part of her regiment as her looks and body type became her own priority

The company had their choice of people to wear their jeans and drive away in a super car

But hiring a woke person to sell product was attempted by a large beer company in an ad crusade that was quite bizarre

Maybe the Madison Avenue execs are starting to turn the corner with their new campaigns

The bottom line is why they exist and profit generated by their one minute spots keeps fuel in the company’s planes

So the internet has to stir the hatred. This fascist person is selling the Nazi ideal

The self loathing peaks and blood pressure rises when the actress slides behind the wheel and shows her backside to the audience as the tires peel

This person wasn’t an over-weight glutton dancing down the street selling a weight loss pill

Or a minority sniffing a laundry detergent as if it was her only thrill

While the phone pounds away that everyone has it all and all is sensational

But then reality clicks in at the hyper-mart. No cash, no credit, and petty theft occurs as the situation becomes confrontational

“It’s not fair,” the internet screams. All should be equal regardless of education, work ethic, and size of paycheck

So the seething hatred becomes violent. Fast food counters, c-store displays, storefronts, and innocent bystanders’ lives are easy to wreck

The rule of everyone equal has created a mental illness that has gotten out of hand

The continual drumbeat of white superiority and destruction of once peaceful cities all appear government planned

Import 14 million people to live on the dole. Increase the national debt until America is beyond broke

All to advance a policy of governmental control behind the disguise of being woke

They tried diluting an election, forced rapid inflation, spread a lab-grown disease and ordered questionable vaccines

So it’s hard to believe the hoopla being stirred by miserable leftists over a pair of jeans

July 28, 2025 0

Mi Casa Es Su Casa

The pot fields were immaculate, groomed by illegal migrants, some being unaccompanied minors

Pot farms designed to turn American’s minds to mush, these former vegetable greenhouses were the new gold rush forty-niners

The former cucumber farms were seen now as very profitable growing their own shade of green

Hiring people to tend their fields, paying minimum wage, with alleged citizenship papers never seen

Then the ice agents swooped in all dressed in black to scoop up the illegal workers for deportation

To send them back to their home country and take them from their families and occupation

While the protest outside the farm gates continued to grow and become violent

Throwing rocks, bottles and waving Mexican flags, the protesters stayed defiant

While the pot field bust was on-going, the City of Chicago was slashing teachers and support staff jobs to avoid bankruptcy

Continuing to throw good money after bad Chicago Public Schools were caught in their own web of liberal bureaucracy

In fifty-five of Chi-town’s public schools not one student met grade level expectations in reading or math

While taxpayers are expected to pay for this miserable performance and continue down the “spend our way out of it“ path

Seventeen thousand migrant kids are enrolled adding an estimated 410 million to the school’s budget in a failing system

Making some politicians, school administrators, and taxpayers question who is the real victim

Watching socialist politicians lambaste this federal administration’s attempt to reign in this insanity

The line in the sand had been drawn, America is still in favor of deportation in spite of the media’s constant drumbeat of inhumanity

The mugging of American values has started. Listen to the call to prayer blaring from the loudspeakers on Fridays in Times Square. The Elvis impersonators and drag queens have to silence their tourist trap routines

As the anti-American venom spews hatred toward dogs, pork, and uncovered women in jeans

Why are the flags from the countries of immigrants being waved on American soil?

And why are the people throwing rocks, assaulting officers, and demanding all America has to offer while to their home country, still loyal

The goal of unhinged greedy politicians is “Nuestras elecciones se convierten en las elecciones de todas”

Helped by Biden’s wide open borders, shady NGO’s and government assistance all provided by the socialist money flow

The foothold is already being established. The Somalians are a force in Minneapolis, a Muslim is running for mayor of New York City, and the undocumented people in the area surrounding LA

And as long as the greed driven politicians continue to be elected by the sheep, in their pot induced haze everything is A-okay

July 16, 2025 0

Pssst, I Have The List

The cloaked figure wearing aviator shades crouched low shaded by the doorway nervously checking his surroundings, his eyes shifting from side to side

A hooded shape emerged from behind the dumpster and cautiously approached the figure in a slow crab-like stride

“You got the list?” asked hoodie. “Yeah, I got it” replied Ray Bans

“Let’s see the money,” said the man peering over the top of his frames and holding out his hands

The briefcase snapped open and the minimal light illuminated packs of $100’s stacked neatly in rows

Handing over the thick dossier the sunglass man grabbed the briefcase and into the night he goes

Hoodie stood there shivering even though it wasn’t cold. He knew he had in his possession a list that could bring down CEOs, Hollywood elitists, and many a political heavyweight

With trembling hands he slid out the first sheet and there it was, a list of who was on the flights to sicko island and the date

With blackmail looming large, hoodie headed to the nearest Staples to make copies

It was then he noticed several initials entered multiple times highlighted by yellow sharpies

He now had the power. The highlighted initials could easily be tied to real names

Also in the packet were several videotapes. Each were connected to highlighted initials and those initials were from names everyone blames

“Oh what fun it will be to hear the denials,” hoodie thought

But the more sinister idea was the monetary reward as his silence will have to be bought

“So Mr Muckety Muck, you want that tape of you and the nine year old kept under cover?”

“That’ll be 100 grand for me to suppress that disgusting thing being done to you by your little lover”

“And Mrs X, that film of you and your real partner cutting up that 12-year-old, that’s half a million to you”

“Just remember this is a yearly tax that will be adjusted for inflation. Karma’s a real bitch depending on who you choose to screw”

“These lists and tapes will never see the light of day as they give me a tremendous advantage”

“It’ll be a real chore to keep up with all these high profile names but somehow I’ll have to manage”

But these kind of vile acts couldn’t happen in America. These heinous offenses would immediately lead to long stretches of jail time handed down by impartial judges

That would be the judges who weren’t on the list, abide by the Constitution, and bear no grudges

July 9, 2025 0

When Royalty is Treated as a Commoner

In 1881 Mark Twain wrote in his novel The Prince and the Pauper, “What dost thou know of suffering and oppression! I and my people know, but not thou”

Fast forward 144 years and a United States Senator, thinking he was entitled, barged into and without authorization, interrupted a press conference, something the security people could not allow

Unknown by most in attendance, Senator Alex Padilla thought his title enabled him to control the proceedings

Suddenly he was being dealt with as a commoner much to his dismay and pleadings

Hustled from the room, wrestled to the ground, and handcuffed he was treated as any unmasked citizen during the fake plague

Unmasked people were regarded as felons by the privileged about a questionable illness as the rules could be interpreted to fit the crime because the guidelines were quite vague

As Governor Newsom recently stated, “If they can handcuff a United States Senator for asking a question imagine what they can do to you”

But the citizens already knew. They forced lockdowns, ordered vaccines, closed schools, killed jobs, muddied women’s sports, fueled two wars, botched a withdrawal, opened all borders, poured money into a green deal, and pardoned a crooked family before they were through

The overlords didn’t care. They also owned main stream media

While the brainwashed gullible lined up to sing the rulers’ praises because for the last 25 years the despots owned academia

Twain furthermore stated in his novel, “The world is made wrong, kings should go to school to learn their own rules at times and so learn mercy”

Perhaps Mr Padilla learned a lesson in citizenship when he thought his Washington privilege included barging into a press conference chaired by Kristi

As very longtime Senator Schumer stated, “I just saw something that sickened my stomach, the manhandling of a United States Senator. We need answers as to what the hell went on”

Perhaps if the shoe was on the other foot and a seemingly unidentified unhinged individual barged into your press conference, your question might be withdrawn

Maybe as a pseudo king untouched by the growing violence orchestrated by crazed leftist agenda Mr Schumer might look at Mr Padilla’s treatment as uncalled-for

But can the same be said for State Senator Melissa Hortman when a mentally disturbed individual knocked on her door?

June 16, 2025 0

When the ATM is Out of CASH

The pallets of bricks were in the agreed upon location and the protest signs were distributed

The bullhorns were checked for battery strength and the scope of the riots were to be anti-ice attributed

The shadowy NGOs were focused on the violence and media presence

The rabble-rousers were in place to assure nothing about this protest would be in silent acquiescence

The protesters were showing up in droves powered by their take on what was googled on social media and their own ignorance

Thinking that throwing rocks, burning vehicles, and waving foreign flags, they could make a difference

Little do they know they were being played by the same socialist groups that canonized George Floyd, the funny money pusher and drug abuser

Burn cities, loot, and kill after cops were called to arrest a man whose many health problems were attributed to lifestyle and being a pot, meth, and fentanyl abuser

Another liberal city, another liberal cause headed by a communist mayor and a lying democratic governor

The mayor watched part of her city burn and didn’t seem very concerned and the governor just watches as urban blight in portions of his state will not be able to recover

The real people in charge, voices from the sinister dark spaces, know the time to strike is now

It’s a matter of time before the entire citizenship of the US realizes the ATM is out of cash, puts their foot down and states, “this we can’t allow”

People are just plain sick of being spit on and treated badly by foreigners living on the dole

They’re realizing now that charity has its limits and the mass of illegal invaders is turning their once beautiful country into another third world crap hole

So the socialists will once again churn up the media frenzy and produce untold numbers of bots to elicit sympathy from the ignorant

Before Americans take it upon themselves to excise the mass illegal invasion that has rapidly metastasized and now malignant

June 9, 2025 0

THE ONLY LAW West, er East of the Pecos

The tote board shown brightly under the spotlights. The judges names were all displayed in alphabetical order

All were in the contest to see who could out-adjudicate the others with topics ranging from civil rights to the southern border

The showdown was on. The judges were all there eyeballing the competition

They thought their recent rulings had taken precedence over the others and all were powered by their own volition

The American citizens watched in amazement as these silly characters paraded around in their robes

Most were Obama and Biden appointees but a couple of Carter’s choices had noticeable tufts of hair sprouting from their earlobes

More than half of the voters had voted for Trump and the policies he promised

They felt after 16 of the past 20 years of lies and deceit the man in the office might be a touch more transparent and honest

“We can’t have this ill advised idiot trying to turn America to the right” was the obvious intent

“So when he makes a statement or issues an order, give us just a minute and watch us dissent”

Points were then awarded by the ruling causing the most disarray

The first judge was smiling broadly as her ruling was to show Trump as antigay

But soon was put in check by another judge blocking the transfer of a transgender woman to a men’s prison

“That’s small potatoes” stated a judge whose stock and points had rapidly risen

This judge blocked an order banning transgender individuals from serving in the US military

It seems a lot of transgenders were enlisting under Biden’s leadership to receive free reassignment surgery while hoping not to face foreign hostility

With a large number of judges all lining up to make their case for the points involved

The points leader for the judge most likely to squash most true citizens rights went unresolved

It was then decided that a WEF 24 judge free-for-all cage match would determine the winner

With the last judge standing being first in line for a democratic Supreme Court appointment and a free chicken dinner

May 31, 2025 0

Trying To Talk Around That Big Foot

“What’s that you say?” “Mr President, could you please remove your foot from your mouth and speak clearly”

“I said Canada is considering becoming the 51st state,” said the President quite cavalierly

While stating that as a fact, Prime Minister Carney is trying to arrange a deal with European partners to become part of the defense industrial base

Once again Trump made a statement off the cuff and is now reinforcing a fictitious fact to not lose face

Much like trying to turn the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America he shoots before he thinks

But he knows his hand-picked toadies will line up to bend a knee even though his idea stinks

In February, once in office, Trump promised to end the Ukraine conflict in a day

Four months later Putin’s missiles and drones have the Ukrainian people diving for cover to keep from being blown away

Besides the democrats and the rinos in Congress need to keep the war chest thriving and feed their greed

Even if it means watching countless Russians and Ukrainians bleed

Stopping the massive caravans of illegal migrants at the border is to be considered a Trump success

However deporting just half the people here illegally isn’t as easy as Trump suggests

It seems the Constitution guarantees every person living in this country the right to due process

So all illegals have the right to a trial and those denied, their causes are taken up by the mainstream press

So in approximately 2212 the last migrant would have his day in court after being dead for 150 years

So he can be shipped back to his homeland the next Tuesday after his visa clears

It’s not easy cleaning up the Biden path of destruction this country was forced to accept

Pick a subject and someone behind the scenes was pulling the strings because they knew the featured puppet was inept

Robbing the citizens, granting political favors, and a disdain for the country is the democrats’ mission statement

Knowing Trump would sound like a pompous buffoon multiple time during the week (but at least he’s not hiding in his basement)

May 28, 2025 0

White Superiority or just a Better Work Ethic

Much has been written about low impulse control, violent nature, and blatant rudeness

Always playing the victim, as the view from the outside world sees the group as a pack of opportunists

It starts early in life when the baby is raised by a single mother still in her teens

The kid grows up too smart for school, withdrawn, or acting out just to create scenes

Realizing his or her dream to become famous comes with work, practice, and sacrifice

This individual doesn’t have the ambition, drive or talent to pay that price

The single mother really didn’t care. The baby had been a burden on her still young life

Her nightly dreams shattered by the shrill cry of the infant cutting through her own fantasies like a knife

The food stamps, the monthly check and the government housing were never enough

Still the TV ads, the credit card companies, and the store displays always encouraged to buy more stuff

The jobs available were always the same. The night shift at the nursing home, second shift fast food worker or convenience store clerk

Usually fired from one or all jobs because between the baby and having no weekends off the management didn’t appreciate the no-show at work

Anger becomes a way of life. It’s not my fault, others have it better, the government owes me more

What doesn’t help is people look away from the perceived rabble like you. The far-away eyes, the smirk, or self-righteous pity, all things you deplore

So you live three levels of humanity below where you think you should be

Trying to get by day to day, hoping the car will start, and shacked up with an unemployed parolee

Wondering how all those other white people have it better than me

May 19, 2025 0

Geriatric Survivor Game

The patients had assembled in the common area of the Peaceful Valley Nursing Home

Rumors were rampant since the e-mail was sent and this announcement seemed more significant than the kitchen would no longer use cups of styrofoam

The democrats were once again in control thanks to 12 million new voters

And the geriatric set were worried by the sound bytes heard from the socialist promoters

The new America would now be powered by a labor force that were paid and shared on an equal basis

The orders had been passed down from high by the controlling group, powerful but faceless

As it turns out the senior citizens were only thought of as “unnecessary eaters”

Though sturdy in their younger years, they’d been warehoused in Peaceful Valley as medical office visit repeaters

So the meds would be doled out on a priority basis, given first to those able to self-care

And the bedridden unable to make this meeting could only hope the weekly tip to the CNA could get them another week of slumping in the chair

Alliances were quickly formed by the mobile uprights to help each other exist a little longer

Knowing a strong team that eliminated others could only make them stronger

Suddenly the sweet woman in 219 was a liability as she was decrepit and eighty-five

Medical devices quickly became weapons as people sought to hold on to their meds that kept them alive

Canes became slashing tools and oxygen tanks were pressurized bombs, with wheelchairs used as battering rams

These folks were locked and loaded, feeling true terror as this wasn’t one of the many democrat scams

The idea of ridding the country of the “unnecessary eaters” was now law endorsed by all the socialist supporters

With the Peaceful Valley Nursing Home being repurposed as a complex for 15 illegal migrant family living quarters

Little did the current residents know but Big Pharma was involved and had a plan for those living there

The meds they are willing to fight for have been altered with poison and cause them to vanish into thin air

May 15, 2025 0

Everyone Wants Their Easy Money

More and more people are beginning to question the way of life of former generations

It seems that working a 40-hour week for a meager paycheck cuts into purchasing power, time off and luxurious vacations

The TV commercials show people driving fancy cars, splashing in azure seas, and seated in fine dining places

The broadcasts on television, movies, and internet all show citizens living the high life when your bank account shows you’re out of aces

It’s time to join the ranks of people loudly demanding their share of easy money and hold out your hand

No longer an idea or request it’s now a demand

Do claim the money is owed due to someone seven generations removed was forced into slavery

The settlement is long overdue as former ancestors stood up for their rights in a show of defiance and bravery

They died paupers owning virtually nothing but their pride and dignity had been partially restored

Now because an Aunt from six generations ago bore a child into bondage you feel entitled to a monetary award

Another form of easy money as shown on TV is the non-stop bombardment of legalized gambling

It used to be one would have to go to the track waiting on that hot tip to have the bettors scrambling

Vegas was always the ideal vacation and became the gamblers consummate destination

Sleep in a nice hotel, see a show, and wait for the perfect roll of the dice according to your own formulation

Now gambling is everywhere. Every sports show on TV is sponsored by multiple legalized betting sites

With one phone call a person can bet on team sports, individual sports, or some palooka’s Friday night fights

So from the comfort of your easy chair it’s easy to throw away your savings, your child’s college fund, and the titles to your cars

All because the tip you received was bogus about the injury to one of the team’s stars

Four years ago President Biden suspended college loan payments for the high interest government backed loans

The loans the current education systems told you needed to “keep up with the Joneses’ ”

Life has been good for 48 months with no installment payments made on the agreed upon debts

Suddenly the agreement is being enforced and the debtor is once again left with 20 years of regrets

Biden tried to buy votes by cancelling the loans and transferring the debt to the American working class

Even the Supreme Court didn’t agree to this nonsense and didn’t give this legislation a pass

So easy money has proven to be a pipe dream. If you are an American easy money just isn’t in the cards

It only works for illegal migrants who all send their regards

May 3, 2025 0

The Kids Are In Charge

The stiff orangish hair scarcely moved when he spoke

The crowd cheered at every word and every attempt at a joke

He’d assembled a crack team, it was time to make America great again

The team was new and fresh-faced. They were there to make waves and criminals will be jailed. Turns out they’re beginning to look like the administration’s clownish pitchmen

They’ve made multiple appearances, did many sound bites, and multiple quotes have shown up in the press

But the nightly news coverage is and always been featuring the same paid tired multi-hued people with their protests

In reality the slimy congressional people should be shaking in their boots

But it’s business as usual and about the republican saber-rattling not giving two hoots

So the insider trading continues. The innuendo and the outright lies are forced down the citizens’ throats nightly

As the leftist media looks directly into the camera lens and spews their rhetoric in the rehearsed manner considered forthrightly

While the only notable trace of the new Cabinet is their absence of actions

Indignant replies seem to be the only Cabinet reactions

Attorney General Pam Bondi hosted a meeting to fight the anti-Christian bias and protect American’s first amendment rights

Of course talk is cheap and this committee will sit on their thumbs scared of the riots any new ruling incites

The immigration mass deportation of the 14 million migrants has amounted to a whisper in a windstorm

With just under 38,000 deported in the first month, in approximately 300 years this administration will have shipped the last coffins out of the country they’ll be proud to inform

Spending more time covering their tracks than helping the American people multiple appointees are answering for their political fumbles

Tulsi Gabbard Director of National Intelligence refused to answer a question about a leak in a group chat as the Trump inner circle grumbles

Kristi Noem the Homeland Security Secretary had her purse stolen. Should America be suddenly worried about the national electrical grid?

And Pete Hegseth the Secretary of Defense apparently texted war plans to unqualified people both known and unknown wishing the damage could be undid

Watching this house of cards sway in the breeze the democrats are beside themselves with glee

No one’s going to prosecute them so they’ll continue their criminal activity and wander the streets scot free

April 23, 2025 0

Snow White Should Have Cursed

Much has been written about Disney’s new movie release Snow White

It seems the star of the show attended the same marketing school as the Bud Light person and neither seem very bright

In an “all about me” moment she trashed the animated classic from 90 years ago and ambushed her more famous co-star with her political views

Making the film a loss in both revenue and putting other Disney projects on the back burner for the cast and production crews

Disney should have taken a hint from Hollywood’s annual preen-a-thon and produced the film with Snow Latino using the f-word

Then the little movie goers elbow deep in their high-priced popcorn could try to get Mom to explain what they just heard

Because this year’s Best Picture Award went to a film about a sex worker that falls in love with a rich guy

A bit of a Pretty Woman re-do with way more sex and the f-word in ample supply

According to reports, the word was used on 479 occasions and with a run time of 139 minutes that’s an f-word twice a minute

The writers figured since the film is about a prostitute, when it came to the f-word the sky’s the limit

Both studios’ probably have reached an all-time low. One screwed up a much beloved classic and the other showcased women as a sex object to be used only for pleasure

Meaning the voters for Oscar thought it was a great idea to award a movie about a foul-mouthed hooker to hand its annual treasure

It doesn’t give women much hope about forming meaningful relationships and building a career

When the best picture awards the lowest common denominator in all women while listening to the alleged pedophiles cheer

Bring them down to their level. Allow men on their teams, in their locker rooms, and cut the genitals off their kids

As movies, television, music, and sports have all hit the skids

A vast wasteland has overwhelmed this country in the name of multimedia progressive shift

And this movement has been shoved in all’s face and it has been swift

From Lucy Ricardo sleeping in twin beds to the sex worker in the current best picture

It’s a short lifetime from black and white entertainment to having the gutter mentality crammed down people’s throats only to keep the boardroom richer

April 8, 2025 0

Please Listen Carefully As Our Menu Has Changed

You have reached the number of the United States of America. If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911

Included in the 911 request would be unhinged liberals, gang members, and any violence prone individual packing a gun

If you know your party’s extension you may dial it at any time, for all others please listen to the following menu

Please press the # sign to have the menu repeated and then * to continue

For those needing assistance when their USAID check is stopped please press two

For those groups demanding violent protests please press 4 for assistance with your attempted coup

For those needing to see a dox list of Tesla owners, please press 3 for locations of cars to key

For those tattooed gang members whose future might include an El Salvadorean prison, press 5 before becoming a deportee

For judges who have appointed themselves a superior being, please press 6 for a copy of the Constitution

To read and understand before the father of a crime victim is on your front porch seeking retribution

For those thugs looking to turn Boston into a third world slum, please press 7.

As the mayor’s sheltered life sees no fault in sanctuary cities and turning Beantown into migrant heaven

Please press 8 if you want to continue in your world filled with hate

If you hate your country, loath your life, and despise yourself, keep #8 on speed dial for waking every morning irate

If you just want to whine, please press 9. You’ve keyed a Tesla, supported Hama’s reign of terror, and mutilated yourself for a gender redesign

And yet you look in the mirror everyday and try to ignore the miserable person looking back, knowing all would be better if the current administration would just resign

Please press the # button to hear the menu again or press 0 to talk to an American outside a major metro area

Because remaining in a democratic run city can only lead to mental illness hysteria

March 31, 2025 0

Back When Biden Could Write

Much has been written about Joe Biden’s Presidency and his use of the auto-pen to sign executive orders

Before it was discovered Joe’s brain was mush he actually signed commands concerning co-vid, climate change, and the nation’s borders

If one would examine the early orders carefully, they were designed to keep the citizens in line, destroy the current business model, and put money back in his pocket

Eventually the world found out the man lied continuously to suit his needs, insulted those who questioned him, and shout his way through a teleprompter speech

Then would immediately shuffle away, taking no questions and head for his private beach

Before the auto-pen boys took over, let’s look at the damage done when Joe could still sign his name

Remember at the time the pandemic was raging so Biden conveniently had Trump to blame

On day one Biden formed a co-vid task committee and issued a masking order for the federal work force

Soon the rest of America was breathing through a cloth mask as they trusted the science and the rules they endorse

Biden also signed an order allowing schools to open and close at their discretion allowing for in-person learning

Permitting unmotivated instructors to go through the motions of teaching from the luxury of their home with no reduction in what they were earning

Killing the oil industry was high on his list with Executive Order 13990. Placing a moratorium on gas and oil leases in the Arctic, revoking the permit for the Keystone Pipeline, and rejoining the Paris Agreement

Immediately going after women, he signed EO 13988 bringing an end to women’s sports with his trademark sneer and his creepy whisper though contemptable was vehement

Finally with EO 14004 Biden guaranteed all able bodied transgenders access to the US Military and the services they provide

A boon to all looking for gender affirming surgery leaving the cost of medical care to the taxpayers and draping a flag from the White House honoring gay pride

Once the staff realized Jill was calling the shots and Biden signed everything that was placed in front of him

They dug out the auto-pen as the Prez was only upright a few hours a day and even then his eyesight was dim

So aim the country toward socialism and rubber stamp his name to all the latest greedy schemes

While robbing the citizens of everything they ever believed in, worked for, and crushing their American dreams

March 17, 2025 0

There was a Crooked Congress that Rode a Crooked Train

The crazy clock that is Washington just keeps a spinning

The DC time piece resets every four years, so a new countdown is only beginning

With the Celebrity Apprentice in charge and Moondoggie as his assistant the formerly smug democrats are scheming frantically for their political lives

Grasping at hearsay, conspiracy theories, and looking for new leadership while hoping anyone survives

Enlisting the aid of partisan appointed federal judges in a desperate attempt to head Trump off at the pass

Or at least keep him at bay while escaping Washington in anything powered by reliable gas

All the talk is centered on the frenzied USAID spending projects when members of congress are guilty of earmarking their own pork projects

The massive 2741 page OMNIBUS spending package approved in 2022 included more that 4000 earmarks over 360 pages that no one inspects

No one read it. No one cared. The blatant money grab was so the elected officials could say “look what I did for you”

Majority Leader, Chuck Schumer himself was connected to 142 earmarks not caring once for the American citizens he was about to screw

Like swarming guppies at feeding time most of congress threw their personal requests into the package

Making a yes vote be heard when the pork heavy package is put to a vote and the democrats had the advantage

So the special interests and their various contractors were gearing up with champagne and caviar for their “party favors”

Spending the little guys money and treating them like suckers, this is the kind of function Washington savors

And all this pork was rolled into the spending bill under the guise of keeping the federal government from shutting down

While the rest of the world stands around with their hand held out waiting for cash from the biggest ATM around

Milking the Americans has potentially reached the end of the line

Flooding the US with migrants was all by design

Control the peasants with small government benefits and little to call their own

Was the aim of Washington and the power behind the throne

But Biden short-circuited and his replacement couldn’t cobble together a coherent thought

And the once formidable gravy train came to a screeching halt, ruined by a lust for power, greed, and two people that couldn’t be bought

February 11, 2025 0

The Hit Dogs Will Holler

Samuel Jones Porter’s famous quote stated, “throw a stone into a crowd of dogs and the hit dogs will holler.”

Perhaps the quote should be re-phrased as the politicians that holler the loudest are the ones afraid of losing their easy dollar.

The Trump pick to head the Health and Human Services Department confirmation hearing has created quite a commotion

The paranoia from the Big Pharma propped up democratic senators showed in their emotion

Screaming like a banshee, Elizabeth Warren demonstrated her unhinged instability by her rants in front of a television nation

Looking for her big “Gotcha Moment” RFK deflated every accusation

Bernie Sanders tried to bark at RFK with questions about his former company’s anti-vax slogans on babies’ onesies

Coming from left field with this line of questioning Mr Sanders was hoping to have RFK jerking like he was suspended from bungees

However it was Sanders in an exasperated denial that he was receiving money from Big Pharma

“No! No! No! No!” Was the only pitiable reply by Sanders when confronted with his own karma

Confucius once stated, “If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.”

As with the vast majority of politicians, they were never the smartest in the room but were just smart enough to see the end of this expense paid free ride beginning to loom

Unlike the democrat confirmations under Biden whose picks were based the leftist idea of diversity

And those picks praised by masses who themselves were amused by daily doses of abhorrent mindless television, attended drag queen shows with their children, and by liberal professors at any university

The people approved in the Biden confirmation hearings added to inflation, promoted military men in dresses, created two wars, and with a US funded disease isolated and killed the old

But now the chickens have come home to roost as those same Senators see an immediate end to their pot of gold

The RFKs, the Kash Patels, and the Tulsi Gabbards are the smartest people in the room

And it’s time to sweep out the pretentious, power and money hungry miscreants with one push of an American made broom

January 31, 2025 0

How Will We Ever Survive?

As the rotors turned lifting the Biden legacy from the Capitol grounds, the question is how will America survive?

America, once a powerful nation, had become a world-wide laughingstock as the economy, military might, and common sense values had all taken a nose dive

As the left tried to erase all history the rest of America was trying to wash the filth of Washington off its feet

The once thriving economy offering hopes and dreams to all now had citizens just trying to make ends meet

Ordered to mask up, social distance, and line up for the shot, the pretentious little man pushed his questionable vaccine

Seizing the opportunity to further line his pockets the administration pushed everything green

But electric vehicles proved a hindrance when needed in an emergency as they were constantly pulled off duty for a time-consuming recharge

Pumping money into the endless Ukraine demands the now unsustainable national debt grew quite large

But seeing the need for additional spending on the pork democrats wanted, the treasury department just printed more

Hamas backed the milquetoast policymakers into a corner with high definition violence and gore

Everyday citizens fought in retailer’s aisles for baby formula and toilet paper

The President couldn’t be bothered with the natural disasters causing the LA wildfires, Hurricane Helene, and the East Palestine train wreck vapor

He had more important thing to do like acknowledging multiple genders as the entire animal kingdom looked on in disbelief

As evidenced by, at the time, the Department of Energy transgender employee and luggage thief

Defacing and tearing down monuments dedicated to America’s past warts and all as leftists wanted to tell their own version and rewrite history

Why destruction of America’s past seemed important to this short-sighted movement still remains a mystery

Biden pulled his white supremacy lecture on numerous occasions and justified his arrogance by naming a black Vice President who would end up pulling the plug on his second term

As America realized their President was nothing more than a babbling degenerate and mentally infirm

Hoping to get the votes from the millions of illegal migrants streaming across the border

He ran out of time and tenure as his hand-picked VP lost the race while millions from the Third World watched in horror

His final gesture to cement his legacy was to pardon his crooked family to become the sleaziest President on record

Once on the departure helicopter, the only thing he failed to do was moon the public when he was on board

January 21, 2025 0

Its Different When Its Your House On Fire

The news teams were running, trying to keep up with the fire. The burning embers were igniting everything in it’s 75/mph path

The local and state politicians were serving up massive portions of word salad trying to escape their citizens wrath

The photo op governor was caught in the act of lying to one distraught lady

This, the same man in years past, seen dining at an upscale restaurant while locking down the rest of the state as he’s always been shady

The mayor was in Africa living high on the taxpayers dime attending an inaugural event while her city burned

Obviously from her slow response time to this crisis she wasn’t to be bothered or concerned

A drone damaged one of the two Super Scooper airplanes used to drop 1500 gallons of water on the blaze

And the smoke from the fire made breathing difficult and visibility limited due to the haze

Firetrucks sat idling waiting to enter some neighborhoods as abandoned vehicles had to be moved as the only road in they were blocking

The formerly disparaged cops were checking ID’s to keep the criminals and homeless from looting anything not smoldering and worth hocking

The Governor had previously waved his regulation wand and forced insurance companies to toe HIS line like previous communist tyrants

Due to California regulations on insurance companies keeping them from raising their rates, the companies cancelled the homeowner policies with their clients

Back up water reservoirs were not filled as an endangered sardine sized fish might be left unprotected

However, the president in a moment of clarity did promise 100% of recovery expenses paid for the first six months or so he directed

The sound of these news conferences came through the tinny speakers of the portable TV the young mother had set on a table

The shivering woman had knocked most of the snow off the walls of her tent and tucked the blanket around the sleeping child as much as she was able

Still waiting on FEMA money from the total devastation in North Carolina delivered by the hurricane in September

While celebrities were crying in LA for the cameras because they had lost everything two days ago. She quietly hoped someone in DC might take a moment to remember

The treatment in this predominately republican area has gone from political double-talk to conditions positively inhumane

As she tearfully watches this administration promise $150 billion more to the people of Ukraine

January 10, 2025 0

When Is Enough, Enough?

The contemptible treatment of American citizens continues in full force. Yet we stand by and watch this behavior evolve

Bomb a few here, run down a few there, drain America’s resources, and throttle America’s resolve

Watch as parents and relatives mourn the latest deadly incident

As unarmed people going about their business are gone in an instant

Gathered around their sets America watches as clueless members of the FBI and local law enforcement stumble through politically correct remarks

Delivered by the unprepared person hired because they checked the proper gender and skin color boxes while kissing the proper ass as their new career embarks

Fast-tracked to positions of authority due to DEI directives

And taught by example the ability to hide behind woke perspectives

“It’s okay, America’s safe,” is the stated mantra of the politicians

While the third world migrants pray to their gods and stockpile munitions

“Everything’s fine,” states the father around the dinner table trying to quell the look of fear in a little one’s eyes

As two doors down that “nice quiet” man on his table is laying out his bomb making supplies

Surely it can’t happen here, this kind of stuff only goes on in cities with a large population

And watching tragedy after tragedy unfold as the third world free loaders rejoice in murderous celebration

Meanwhile, the American populace is pushed aside with a second rate education, insurance governed healthcare, political regulations, and in checkout lines

But you’re considered a racist to oppose this current administration’s indisputable woke designs

America is at a turning point. Mayberry and Leave it to Beaver are long in the rearview mirror

Goober now has no gender and uses different pronouns and the new Beaver is a lot queerer

So the pampered ignorant march and hold their third world flags high praising the current ruthless dictator

As the people they are praising busy themselves for an all out holy war on all natural citizens as their doctrine allows them to be the only true American hater

January 2, 2025 0

Is America Ready for a Woman?

In the recent Presidential election a woman candidate lost the contest to a male

This was the same man that if the democrats had their way should have been in jail

“Its misogny,” they screamed. “This man will set us back in time, and we’ll lose our rights”

“This woman is our only hope. She’s the one that unites”

Perhaps it wasn’t all a gender based victory, perhaps something else came into play

Just maybe America was tired of being held hostage by a very small but vocal group of malcontents that kept the citizenship in planned disarray

Looking back at women leaders in the past somebody in the Democratic Party should have realized there is a difference between crass and class

The average American worker for the past four years suffered through the indignity of every socialist lefty feeling empowered to harass

Princess Diana once said, “I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of feeling unloved”

America rose up this past Tuesday when they had a chance to stop being pushed and shoved

Much like Prince Harry and Meghan, the United States had grown weary of elitist attitudes, celebrity worship, and censorship of thought and speech

America came together to stop the person that was not selected by her own party but anointed before she could step into the breach

“When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they become all the more determined to struggle for a better future.” Stated Queen Elizabeth

Having seen America’s way of life rapidly deteriorate by the Washington elites, the voting bloc refused to cast their lot with

Hoping to eradicate history and blaze a new trail forward the democrats tried squelching basic freedoms, tore down monuments, pushed their own leftist policies, and hugely overspent

Goldie Meir, the fourth Prime Minister of Israel stated, “One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present”

America, long content with their lifestyle, through four years of hard knocks woke up to the corruption of this administration

The values taught in public schools suddenly vanished as America watched in horror at the Constitution desecration

Realizing the campaign was faltering the candidate could only claim women’s rights as being potentially completely demolished

Feminists from all walks of life were suddenly demanding all white men be abolished

“The feminists hate me, don’t they? And I don’t blame them. For I hate feminism. It is poison” So stated Margaret Thatcher

Another woman greatly admired both in leadership and stature

Spending massive amounts of campaign funds on disdainful advertising and rallies with high priced celebrities this candidate whiffed badly as the ball crossed the plate

The party was over as the last dancer twerked and the cackle receded into scripted speeches aimed at creating division and hate

So the chance for America to have a woman lead the country still awaits

But what we need is a woman ready and able to lead the United States

November 10, 2024 0

Still Waiting on an Apology

As the time for Biden’s Presidency winds down most of America is still waiting for the apology

With an umbrella covering his vacant bald head and his feet planted firmly in the sand perhaps he is composing his presidential anthology

That is if his brain is still capable of thought and is not burning with hatred towards his own party allies

His so-called political friends who until recently always had his back, he had now come to despise

Chapter one could contain his shutting down the pipeline and putting American energy dependent on foreign oil and Americans out of work

Knowing his dismal New Green Deal would line Biden pockets and was happy to give the American supply chain the middle finger and a smirk

Throwing open the border he allowed anyone with a heartbeat to cross into America securing all future votes

Caravan after caravan arrived at the southern border by foot, trains and boats

And disappeared into cities across the United States and plunge their respective counties into planned disorder

Assigning his Vice President to oversee the operation he cemented his legacy of hiding from the border

He then withdrew from Afghanistan in a manner that suggested pure timidity

Unable to negotiate with any foreign powers he dropped everything and ran. Scenes of Americans dying and our own military in full retreat has no defensible validity

But his Vice President was the last person in the room demonstrating her leadership abilities

Encouraging to say the least when faced with future hostilities

Furthermore public education spent two years masked up, social distanced, and remotely taught while the pandemic raged

Mandatory vaccines were ordered to keep one’s job as people lined up for Big Pharma’s poison while watching hospitals kill the elderly. People’s fears were never assuaged

Not fearing the United States and waving the signed Minsk Agreement, Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine

Money laundering came easy at that point as the Biden family, long on the Ukraine payroll, now had free reign

Itching to be looked as a real Commander in Chief, Biden personally oversaw the United States diplomacy in the Israel-Hamas War

If it wasn’t for being forced out of office his option of boots on the ground could have become a reality causing a huge international uproar

But that was yesterday and today is the day for socialist reflection

By calling half of America garbage and the angry demonstration on January 6^th an insurrection

It’s time for the Biden catastrophe to come to an end

But he won’t know it after spending 532 days on vacation, he’ll look at any free time as a Presidential dividend

So is an apology coming for turning America into a nightmarish mess?

Not going to happen as he has babies to bite, dirty money yet to pocket, and another six weeks to stay hidden from the press

November 1, 2024 0

It Lives!

The cold wind blew the clouds past the moon bathing the landscape in an eerie misty haze

The laboratory buried deep beneath the Demokratische Schloss was lit by the flame from the torches and a bluish glow from the cathode rays

Doktor Obama was putting the finishing touches on his proudest creation

For there on his table lay the work of the last three years, the creature that would make him the undisputed ruler after the historical migration

His path to this moment had been slow and pitted with adversity

Knowing unlimited accomplishments were on the horizon his formula for success depended on his definition of diversity

Make Americans ashamed of their successes and tear down individual achievement in schools

Celebrate mental illness and lawlessness through music, judgements, and treat Americans as fools

Then pipe this this nonsense through the airwaves until the citizens begin to drink the kool aid

Show the TV ads, promote socialist media figures, and censor freedom of thought through this nonstop leftist crusade

Starting slowly this vile doctor first created his mate. Sending Igor out to rob the graveyard he realized the mistake only after he flipped the switch for the life giving charge

Igor had slipped into the cemetery and stolen the body of a recently deceased linebacker leaving Dr Obama with a mate that is quite large

Passing this creature as female was quite easy. The press fawned over every staged joyous occasion

And thereby gauging the acceptance of oblivious Americans, the doctor prepared for the invasion

His next project short circuited too early to complete his vision

His hand built robot had a putrid brain and his incoherent speeches and stumbling gave the appearence of disease stricken

It turns out Igor bought the parts needed for this obsessive phobic from a caretaker at the local asylum

Skimming off the top, Igor found a box labeled “discontinued senile parts” so he’d bought some

This mumbling angry creature had come to a stop four years before its expiration date

So the evil doctor rather than recharge pulled the plug after the first debate

In a hurry to complete his own utopia, Dr Obama immediately pulled out a beta version of a creature that had never worked and no one liked

And by manipulating the vacuous press suddenly everyone surrounding the doctor was instantly psyched

Once brought back to life after Obama pushed the switch marked Revive, a cry was heard, “it lives!”

And in response the creature made a strange cackling sound and replied “to all the illegal migrants, trannys needing surgery, and weapons for Ukranine, we’ll make sure America gives”

October 24, 2024 0

No Illegal Bugs Cross Our Borders

The California Department of Food and Agriculture has some of the strictest laws of bug and animal enforcement in the land

Without approval at the border stations most fruit, vegetables and animals are banned

“The importation or smuggling into California of live plants and plant products or unapproved, uninspected, or uncertified wild or domesticated animals will have serious legal and financial consequences for the persons involved”

Straight from the CDFA webpage this is how the destruction of California’s food source was solved

Bring a grapefruit on a camping trip from Arizona, bring Fluffy the cat without proper paperwork, or a Wandering Jew to hang in the window, and you’ll be in violation

But humans can stream across the border illegally unchecked and unfettered as part of a mass migration

It’s funny how California has dedicated massive amounts of time and money to eradicating various species of bugs

But people following in the insect’s flight paths are met with lackadaisical shrugs

For instance one of the insects that California takes great pains to eliminate is the Oriental Fruit Fly

Known to attack over 230 different fruits and vegetables these bugs can eliminate an entire fruit crop and cause a drop in supply

According to statistics published by the Migration Policy Institute in 2019 Asian undocumented migrants now make up 18% of the illegal group

And much like the Sub-Saharan Medfly, a good many Africans have also arrived here after flying the coop

The Medfly from Africa is considered by many to be one of the world’s most destructive pests

Without any way to control an invasion both the bugs and the fence jumpers will become permanent guests

The Mexican Fruit Fly is a major problem for the farmer’s citrus crop

Known to wipe out the entire orchard, costly major spraying of poisons is needed to put this to a stop

The Imported Red Fire Ant showed up around 1930. Imported in timber and plant root balls colonies thrived

Communicating by a series of semiochemicals and pheromones they blazed a trail that was easy to follow when the next batch arrived

Much like the human caravans follow a social media trail directed by a shadowy government agent in authority

Living free from handouts by the Catholic Charities and the Red Cross they too form their own colonies and make a temporary visa a priority

With its roots dating back to 1880 the CDFA established a goal of eradicating pests with the common prefix of Mediterranean, Mexican and Oriental

Little did they realize that humans with the same identifying prefix’s would invade and to the state’s resources become just as detrimental

October 16, 2024 0

When You Don’t Know Any Black People

Sometimes people wonder how Kamala Harris became the democratic presidential candidate for the United States

As for 3 1/2 years she was a no show at the southern border, accomplished little as a Vice President and was very ordinary in debates

When picking a running mate in August of 2019 Biden stated he would like to pick a woman and preferably a woman of color

His team suddenly got that queasy feeling as they scrambled to find someone to fill the bill fitting that description, both qualified and not make him look any duller

He’d already expressed the requirements for a minority serving in office with a previous statement about Obama sending staffers scurrying before the crap could hit the fan

“I mean you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy, I mean that’s storybook man”

So who do you get? Biden didn’t have much of a track record in supporting the advancement of minorities

It seemed only at election time was minority achievement moved to the head of priorities

The pickings in Congress were limited to a few new hires mostly unknown outside their district or state

And a couple of the more well-known black women were recognized for spewing racial division and hate

It boiled down to a relatively unknown person whose only claim to fame had been for jailing pot smokers and stinging Biden in the debate with the scripted “that little girl was me”

Checking the boxes for articulate and clean with bright being a little iffy and not that dark she became the nominee

In keeping with the democratic campaign strategy, she too hides from the press and media questions and picked someone as a running mate whom no one would shoot because he makes her look good

So the picture is painted. You’ve got a strange socialist VP candidate shown as a good ole “aw shucks” farm boy and the Presidential candidate with her phoney accents supposedly at ease in high society or the hood

Little did Biden know when selecting his running mate, she’d have the final say in giving his re-election chances a thumbs down

Ambitions rule, power and greed always reigns, it was time to crown a queen and hand the rubber key to the clown

October 1, 2024 0

Peeling Back The Onion

With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell

Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell

So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location

But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication

His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light

That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict

The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs

Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax

A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor

However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder

The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable

Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable

But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce

So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use

The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter

It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water

As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish

By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”

September 27, 2024 0

Kamala’s Krazy Kharacters

Hey Kids! What time is it?! It’s time again for the Kamala Show featuring her cast of crazy puppets

Just remember kids, these puppets all say the same thing, so they sure aren’t the Muppets

Kamala decided this is the best way to win the election. Let her puppets do her talking in their own lingo and she can hide from the press. Obviously an understudy of the demented one for the last four years

He wrote the democratic handbook on how to campaign. Come out of hiding, make a creepy, whispery, angry statement, then walk away while the world watches as he disappears

Because she can’t copy this blueprint exactly she decided to hide off-stage and let her puppets do the talking

That way she can continue to say nothing, take no questions, and not look like the dead man walking

Frieda the fry girl opens the show complete in the McDonald’s uniform with a hairnet smelling slightly like an eight dollar Big Mac

Asking a customer what kind of middle class burger they would like to fill up the sack

Next up is Mike the roughneck fracking puppet. Dressed in tough guy working clothes he praises Kamala for keeping fracking and bread on the table

What Mike doesn’t know is Kamala won’t sign the leases to permit fracking as soon as she is able

Coming on stage now is Sista Latrese, one of the black puppets Kamala takes for granted. “Of course we be voting for Kamala, cause we be part of the women of color club”

“We’re the future the democrats have been promising for 100 years and because democrats would never lie we’ll be learning to wash our greens in our middle class tub”

Hitting the stage next and keeping a wary eye out for ICE because she has no green card, is Juanita the Latin housekeeper.

Employed in a middle class home, Juanita is tired of changing linens and diapers but is grateful for the job she obtained because she works cheaper

“Still waiting on that free house,” screams Angelo the migrant Haitian puppet. “All we got now is hotel rooms, free phones and food, We demand middle class!”

Kids remember it was only six weeks ago Angelo was living in homeland squalor in a tin hut with a roof of grass

See how far Angelo’s come just by crossing the border and living off the goodness of the Red Cross and Catholic Charities

Just ignore the fact that empires have failed for centuries because of invasions, bad economies, and political divisions. History is a giant circle just look at the Roman Empire similarities

And to close out the the show is our favorite rapper Fat Slo Mo whose song We be freakin’ to the middle class is number one on the charts

With the lyrics “da bitches and da hoes better bring the goods,” we appreciate all the wisdom the song imparts

Hopefully Kamala doesn’t consider herself a hoe and the lyric is from a spurned rapper and just sour grapes

But both are hoping they don’t turn up in compromising positions on Diddy’s sex tapes

So kids come and spend an afternoon with Kamala and her friends

She won’t answer any questions and will stay quiet and not look stupid before to the White House she ascends

September 23, 2024 0

Cat-A-Roni

Much has been written lately about Haitian immigrants eating the neighborhood cats

Apparently they circle the area looking for the food bowls placed next to the home’s door mats

And when Mr Fuzzy comes down the sidewalk looking for his ration of Meow Mix, suddenly he’s grabbed, skinned and turning on a spit

Or if to be barbecued the Haitian would have splatchcocked kitty and thrown him on the grill over an open pit

Watching with great interest, Big Food held a series of meetings to determine if there was indeed a market for felines

The general consensus was to test market a few cat menu items to see if the company “could make hay while the sun shines”

But first they had to figure a way to kill that fishy taste with chemicals including riboflavin and sodium diacetate

Because one would need to get maximum enjoyment from chemically enhanced cat on a plate

After much deliberation the first food product to hit the grocer’s shelves was Cat-A-Roni, “the immigrant Haitian treat”

Mixed up well with artificially jerk flavored rice, the box guaranteed the kitty would be good to eat

Microwaved for three minutes in two cups of boiling water and the special flavor pack or twenty minutes on the stove top

And you’ll be eating parts of Mr Fuzzy until you’re ready to pop

Another limited edition release would be Kitty Patty Helper complete with another chemical flavor packet

Just add milk and maybe some peppers and mushrooms and no one will know you’re dining on the local elementary school’s mascot

Finally, on a whim, for one last item of feline protein, it was suggested the addition of Kitty Paws

To satisfy one’s cravings for something sweet would be the little kitty’s paw pads minus the claws

Roasted, toasted, and covered with sweetened syrup, these chewy delights are easy to munch

Just watch the children’s eyes light up when they pop these morsels of goodness and experience that satisfying crunch

Once again Big Food will stop at nothing to exploit a trend

Never let it be said that corporate dining isn’t your friend

So guard your pets if its possible because some immigrant might just be eyeing your cat

Meanwhile Big Food will start their own cat farms, stuff them full of growth chemicals, and then blame people’s sedentary lifestyle for making them fat

September 16, 2024 0

Please Pass The Republican Hating Salt

Recently Kamala Harris took time from her busy schedule of avoiding the press and policy questions to shop for spices

She chose a shop that for years think they’re the leader in world solutions by raising their product prices

In fact the owner on his web page in the About Us section states, “We’re trying to make the world a better place”

Apparently the answer to the world problems lies somewhere between curry powder and the Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base

Written on his website is a diatribe called About Republicans which in a pretentious tone presented throughout states, “there is no hate”

Further reading suggests there is no hate only if you allow this conceited gerbil your thought process to dictate

He goes on to state that one reason that votes weren’t cast for Biden is that his son had a computer.

That would be the computer that had the nude first son smoking crack, partying with hookers and explicit pictures showing their hooters and cooter

This is also the same son who just pled guilty to nine tax related charges in an attempt to avoid jail time

So when Kamala vows to fight lawlessness she might start with her boss’s family crime

Also the Empress of Pomposity, Hilary Clinton was mentioned because she used e-mails.

If it were only e-mails, she’d have been a shoe-in. It was the path of detritus left in her wake that caused her to go off the rails

Little items such as the foolish Russian Red Reset Button, enabling her predator husband, misjudging healthcare, and leaving Benghazi an open and vulnerable target

All of which she thought if it wasn’t mentioned she could just sweep under the carpet

Advising on the page to toe the line to be welcomed as a customer or “you might be happier elsewhere”

With that veiled threat taken, perhaps all should kowtow to this man’s thinly disguised tirade because shopping elsewhere for your pumpkin spice might be more than the average citizen could bear

In a worst case scenario , Walmart has wide selection of affordable spices all stocked by a Hilary Clinton deplorable

But hide the jars in a closed cabinet because if guests saw you weren’t using Penzeys the outcry would be horrible

September 9, 2024 2

We’re Gonna Need You One More Time

It’s been four years since we last spoke, my how time does fly

We all hope you’re doing well but we do have one request before we say goodbye

You see we’re going to need you to vote for us when you can

Remember we’re the party that is running a woman of color against an old white man

And its because of her we’re only gonna need you one more time

Because now she is promising a better economy, a secure border, and to be tough on crime

Ignore the fact that because of her administration that you are struggling to make ends meet, fill your car, put food on the table, and gunshots that keep you awake at night

Keep in mind that its all Trump’s fault and continue to hate everything white

That hopeless feeling that hits you every morning is just a normal reaction

Living slightly below paycheck to paycheck, we’ll wave fictitious reparations under your nose as a distraction

We’re going to ask you to tap dance one more time down to the ballot box

While you step toe over the junkies, the pushers, and hostile migrants that have taken over your blocks

Because in four more years we won’t need your vote as the 10 million new citizens will all be voting for us

Meaning in reality you’ll be sitting further back in the bus

We’re already moving them into your cities to take over your neighborhood

Foreign language signs will now be viewed where your uncle’s store of fifty years had stood

But don’t worry about that, like a largemouth bass seeing a shiny new lure, we’re going to reel you in

We’re going to ignore the real issues and make this election about gender and the color of your skin

We’re gonna make up some facts, call them true, try to arrest our opponent, and glorify our candidate

Oh yeah, we’ll get some celebrities and rap stars to appear on stage and say we’re great

So because your relatives before you blindly voted for us and because to their old beliefs they cling

We’re asking you to vote for the woman who washes her greens in her tub and has a Tobasco flavored bathtub ring

September 2, 2024 0

Worthless

Growing up a few years ago things were different. People could be trusted and products worked

Today a major shift has happened. People have found that lying is easy and due to regulations products fail leaving one frustrated and irked

Oxford Languages defines worthless as “having no real value or use” or of a person “having no good qualities; deserving contempt”

What follows are occupations and products that are examples of worthless in spite of the occupations or solutions they attempt

Journalist: Once bound by a code of ethics, now bound only by publish or perish

Today simply publish a story based on hearsay or fiction and let the fact checkers sort it out no matter how garish

Obvious lies are published or broadcast for the sole reason of providing for the uniformed their daily doses of click-bait

The unwritten job description is to supply a fabrication designed strictly to create anxiety and hate

Intentional publishing the misinformation of today, a few short years ago would have resulted in a pink slip

Today falsifications can be blamed on Russian bots, an acceptable excuse as the mass media and the uniparty puppet masters are joined at the hip

Hurricane Expert: These people are considered experts in their field. The job exists only to sound the alarms on potential or approaching storms

Spewing facts about paths of destruction, tropical depressions, and what time of the year the Atlantic warms

When in reality all they do is panic the little old ladies into a milk and bread buying frenzy and cause homeowners insurance rates to inflate

A true expert would draw an X on the beach and state, “the next hurricane will make landfall right here on August 14^th at eleven thirty-eight”

Cloth Masks: Perhaps the ultimate in worthless for disease control. Born from pandemic misinformation, legions of people took false hope behind the mask

It wasn’t questioned until actual experts over-rode the government orders and took the despicable gnome to task

It seems masking only worked with an airtight specific surgical mask but nothing was achieved by a purchase over the counter

The masking rule was all about government control and to create hate and distrust with any unmasked encounter

Gas cans: The new gas cans have morphed into a product that is virtually inoperable. The days of a metal can with a simple spout and air valve are a thing of the past

Now one has to support 40lbs of highly flammable liquid and push a lever with your knuckles while holding down the spout release with your thumb and hoping the gas you’ve slopped all over yourself and the mower doesn’t ignite a three block blast

A better idea brought to you courtesy of the deep thinking white collared elite on a government level

The fact they can change the rules as they seem fit doesn’t hide the fact the stupidity demonstrated day to day is monumental

August 28, 2024 0

Price Controls, Gouging, and Groceries

Recently the Democratic nominee and VP of the US accused grocery stores of price gouging their shoppers

In trying to sound like she’s concerned and trying to deflect the effect of her personally endorsed Bidenomics, she’s telling another one of her socialist whoppers

Since the price of groceries affect everyone the grocery stores were easy prey for the bobblehead democrat bottom feeders

And by stating she’ll institute price controls where she feels necessary she flashed her socialist credentials just like other failed leaders

There are many products and services that could be rightfully accused of price gouging but groceries ain’t one of them

Starting with a simple product with a couple more to follow, these are products she might try to condemn

Greeting cards used to be a mainstay of the daily mail. A simple note of warm wishes and all was well

Now for a picture of a cute kitty and a happy birthday message, to forward that sentiment $5.99 is what you’ll shell

Mobile phones used to have roaming charges. A very limited area in which calls were included in your plan and outside that (usually the end of your driveway) the price of any call would jump

Now all the plans have their own ways of extracting your hard-earned dough from your wallet as it all comes out of the hidden charges in a monthly lump

The healthcare industry has gotten away with highway robbery for years

Now because the insurance companies are calling the shots, for any kind of malaise you’ll need to see multiple doctors for colds, cuts, and pap smears

The docs all need their piece of the pie since insurance companies are making money from them and the insured hand over fist

The doctors have had to put their patients on a medical merry-go-round just to remove a cyst

TV used to be simple. A person could erect an antennae and get three network stations and if near a city maybe on a clear night get a UHF station

Now with cable and streaming services for only $99.99 one can get the same stations, some completely unwatchable programs, and stations that only appeal 1% of the population

There are many industries that have made their billions by price gouging the consumer year in and year out

But don’t pick on the grocers like some ranting ignorant lout

Because people know when they’re cash strapped due to your inflation, and they’re trying to get their family something to eat

You’ll find them at the discount food warehouses looking for dented cans of 59 cent black eyes and “use by tomorrow” gray meat

August 23, 2024 0

One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Internet

In the poem “Paul Revere’s Ride,” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow advised that lanterns hung in the belfry tower would signal British troops advancing. One lantern by land two if by sea

Should Longfellow been able to see into the future he would also inform if by internet, hang three

When three kids were slashed to death and ten others wounded at a Taylor Swift themed party, it was erroneously posted the suspect was an asylum seeker

The thought of children lying in pools of blood presented a picture that couldn’t be painted any bleaker

Frustrated people looking for an excuse to riot seized the opportunity and looted and burned

The fact that previously citizens had been storing anger for a decade watching their country being turned into a third world ghetto didn’t have the powdered wigs at all concerned

However when the European Commissioner for Internal Markets and Services, Thierry Breton, received notice that Elon Musk was interviewing Donald Trump he had a hissy fit

Still working on the wedgie given to him in primary school for being named Thierry, he issued a toothless statement enforcing censorship in the US knowing the current US administration would permit

It seems the Biden/Harris administration is all for speech censorship if it concerns something they don’t approve

They would like nothing better than the ability to look a written statement that didn’t defend socialism, money laundering, and mass immigration and have the right to remove

The dreaded EU regulated DSA or Digital Services Act was passed in October 2022 regulating social network intent

When passed the European Commission Executive Vice President Margarethe Vestager declared “Democracy’s back” implying we’ll censor your dissent

The censorship train is on the way. All the lanterns are lit. Only this time it’s to warn us of our own policymakers

We need to question the inaction of our own duly elected “movers and shakers”

So before opened greeting cards are received in the mail and text messages are intercepted

Free speech is a tool that built America and citizens cannot let censorship be accepted

Should the British government continue to feel they have the right for America’s free speech to attack

We won’t dump tea this time, we’ll send Harry and Meghan back

August 20, 2024 0

A Toast To The Flibbertigibbet

Wikipedia defines a Flibbertigibbet as a flighty or whimsical person usually a young woman. Modern uses include a gossipy or overly talkative person

After three and a half years of Biden, Obama’s hand-picked replacement is the word salad speaking cackling Kamala Harris causing the worldwide status of the US to worsen

The power bloc of the east had gathered around the table. Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Cuba were there with China agreeing to attend

The group needed China for them to flourish and any movement on their part without notifying Chairman Xi would probably offend

The time to strike is now. The west is in disarray without any true commander

The United States was stretched thin with two wars and weakened with a lame duck President whose only appearances were feeble attempts at slander

The group at the table knew the time had come to cut the head off the western snake

Plans that had been in the works for years were laid on the table as new world domination was now at stake

China sat silently knowing that within four months her tanks would be patrolling the streets to Taipei City

And as the group was quietly voicing their plans hoping for the nods of approval, N. Korea advised the continuation of rocket testing to the committee

Iran, fueled by pallets of cash and uranium from the US, advised they would be upping their engagements of war in helping to wipe Israel off the map

Observing they would further weaken the US military by baiting them into a three-cornered trap

NATO would continue to backpedal from its commitment as Russia begins to withhold fuel supplies

The European nations talk tough but will fold with cold weather and the sound of their countrymen’s cries

And with Russia standing pat on the Ukrainian offensive, Putin is more than willing to play the waiting game

Eventually the Ukrainian people will tire of being cannon fodder for an increasingly senseless border war and end the conflict to avoid taking the blame

Looking around the table the group laughed at the prospect of the woman the US was trying to present as strong

They know power, they know strength, there are certain people that project this might and this woman doesn’t belong

Raising their glasses they all exclaimed, “Here’s to the flibbertigibbet may she win in a rout”

“We’ll continue to supply the internet with misleading bots and stuff the ballot boxes, then show the world real power without a doubt”

August 12, 2024 0

Which Candidate is least likely to Kill You?

Once again its like “deja vu all over again”. The pompous New York developer is running against a very unlikable lady

Both have been around politics for awhile, one as an ex-President and one as the current VP whose past political campaigns appear a bit shady

Though beginning to sound like a tiktok popularity contest, the real issue is will the hard-working citizens survive the next four years

One promises to accomplish what he didn’t during his first tenure and the other is trying to overcome the image that she is not as bad as she appears

The ex-President can deliver a better economy by immediately making America energy independent again

Distribution and transportation costs will drop and start the price of food on a downward trend like it was back then

The one who cackles nervously is all about the new green deal and the taxpayer funds needed to fund that disaster

But the treacherous press will again fawn over windmills, e-cars, and the climate change falsehoods spun by the greedy puppet Grandmaster

The ability to regulate your environment, where you travel, who you see, and your immediate comfort with a flip of a switch is their ultimate goal

The plan to wipe out the population of those people past their prime is the democratic tool for population control

Advising to follow the science, the government funded labs introduced a disease and an untested mRNA vaccine

Many succumbed to the illness and many more to the over-hyped shots, all dead by the order from the government machine

The politicians including the Cackle Queen all tested positive for covid showing America no one is safe from this dangerous disease

Miraculously after a short quarantine, all appeared back in the public’s eye hale, hearty, and fresh as a summer breeze

The pompous developer laid claim to helping develop the vaccine but his ignorance was over-shadowed in daily briefings from the scarf woman and the despicable gnome

As it turns out the making of the virus had been around for decades but now had a real human control group found in any nursing home

As for taxes, Giggle Girl hails from California and has no problem with raising taxes on both individuals and corporations

How else will the already strapped taxpayers fund her suicidal medicare for all including illegal migrants and all their medications

The celebrity developer is instead promising tax cuts to promote business and individual self-esteem

Flying in the face of the current elite this only added to the rush to give Biden the boot from the deep state socialist team

The chance of freedom loving Americans surviving four years of a new Venezuelan-like nightmare will be very limited

You’ll have no control of your or your children’s lives but speaking out against this regime will be strictly prohibited

July 29, 2024 0

The Last Train To Rehoboth Beach

The train left the White House station for the last time early Sunday afternoon

On board for the final ride was the President, trailing so badly in the polls he was forced to change his tune

He was to quit his campaign to repeat another four year term as leader of the free world

But he’d grown too old, feeble, and lost the last debate now with his future at stake rumors swirled

Headed to his beach house on the train he claimed to have ridden over one and half million miles

He travels across the collapsed Francis Scott Key bridge, the one that never had railroad tracks, looks back at Washington DC and smiles

He will be remembered by children many generations from now still trying to pay off his debt

But that matters not to him as he played the Biden name for all it was worth and he still gets to drive his Corvette

He rides through areas where unsatisfied citizens would have thrown eggs at his train

But due to his economic policy and the price of eggs the people can only shout something profane

He is cheered however by non-citizens lining the bridges as they don’t work, live in nice hotels with free wifi and TV

He was sure he could have won by campaigning again from his basement and a huge number of preprinted ballots sent in by questionable voters in absentee

But the puppet masters said no, too many people are angry and demanding a change

So the obvious choice falls to the next in line to the VP, the person the current first lady spent the last three years trying to estrange

So the Border Czar will now be tasked with winning the election really hoping the illegal migrants will be able to vote

Crossing in huge caravans the people offer limited skills and a huge burden on a bloated national debt that has a struggling America barely staying afloat

But the man with the weary eyes journeys on waving at nine of his supporters twerking at his car from an overpass

Going by four charging stations with cars that are lined up for a hot and sweaty twenty minute wait for enough juice just to get them home wishing they had bought gas

Angry at being forced out he realizes his office is leaving behind a multitude of unresolved plans

Will the new leadership accept his visions of total greenscape, continued advancement of two foreign wars, and forcing the education of children in gender dysphoria and everything trans

So its with great trepidation that he is returning home knowing he’ll have listen every night to his wife screaming like a banshee

And hiding from the phone constantly ringing with calls from an irate Mayorkas, Blinken and Zelensky

July 24, 2024 0

The New Secret Service

The line of smoked glass black SUVs with lights flashing and in single file roared into the parking lot

This was the B-team assigned to a Trump rally as the A-team had been scheduled for a more important first lady time slot

This crack team of agents emerged from their cars all in dark suits, dark glasses, and a pretentious air of authority

Not listening to the local police this group of feds felt their orders took priority

Talking into their wrists and lapels they let everyone know who was in charge

With their glasses fogging in the heat the dark suits didn’t hide the fact that a couple of the agents looked out of shape and large

But they strutted around acting tough and made their presence known

While 450 feet away a disillusioned youth with a backpack had scaled a building in the open and lay prone

Scanning the crowd with intense glares this group of feds were beginning to feel like real agents of federal law enforcement

Assigned to this rally by the new leader, who rumor had it recently successfully defended the Cheetos factory from an attempted coup by the Frito Bandito, this under-performing group was looking for her endorsement

With sweat running down their backs this batch of agents were wishing the water bottles weren’t left in the car

Farming out the perimeter protection to the local police, this group figured that no one would attempt anything from afar

Obviously looking for an evil movie type assassin this team let a local kid climb up the side of a building in plain sight and assemble his semi-automatic

Bystanders singled out the gunman and pointed him out to the police but apparently that little tidbit was lost in the chain of command and therefore problematic

The shots rang out and the ex-President was wounded and an innocent spectator lay dead

The gunman was also killed only after taking his shots with a bullet to the head

Chaos ensued with the Secret Service looking totally unprepared for this catastrophic event

With pony tail flipping, unable to holster her weapon and blouse straining at the buttons, one agent was doomed to become the face of the agency they represent

Screaming “What’ll we do now?” and “where do we go?” another DEI recruit was not reacting but waiting for instruction

Unfortunately the TV viewership of the US has seen this sadly comic turn of events and formed their own deduction

A troop of Boy Scouts and three German Shepherds could have formed a better security detail

When hiring goals are more concerned with DEI policies this practice, when needed the most, will ultimately fail

July 17, 2024 0

The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

July 13, 2024 0

Who Are The Real Victims?

There has been a lot of crying lately from people in different walks of life claiming to be victims of society

This person claiming to be a victim for being a certain skin color, another due to sexual preference and so on in endless variety

The onslaught continues with different groups claiming to be victims of unscrupulous college loan agreements, an unnamed relative from 150 years ago that may have been a slave and a 60-year old one time groupie claiming rape

The press then runs with these cries as it makes for easy unsourced headlines and has left the country in bad shape

Buying votes from the shallow has always been easy. Make an indignant speech and vow to end people’s hardships with taxpayer money

The number of times during an election period taxpayer funds are used to eliminate these dubious cries and in a sad way, can strike one funny

But take a look at the real victims in this never ending vote buying scheme

It all boils down to quashing the everyday citizen as planned by the Washington socialist regime

In the past four years the citizens have been ordered masked, social distanced, and vaccinated to hold on their livelihood

And the people did it because the government and medicine would always look out for them and that was understood

Strangely people then started dying and not from the lab sourced imported cold

Little did the citizens realize early on the government had struck gold

The government had seized total control of its citizens and Big Pharma had a payoff like never before

Schools were locked down. teachers unions were suddenly powerful, and achievement tests from the students produced an all time low score

Inflation soared. The price of everyday goods, gas, and utililities went through the roof.

Not just a perceived notion but empty wallets and bank accounts offered everyday proof

The DC war machine continues to pour money into Ukraine, Israel, and the Gaza strip

Two wars financed by the taxpayers. A billion here, a few billion there, and a laughable 320 million dollar disintegrating dock for the supply ship

The wars all continue, nothing is accomplished and that’s just the way Washington wants it

And when the hard-earned tax payer money hits the proverbial fan everyone gets their split

Immigration and the open border policies have bled the local governments dry

People living in the street, new diseases popping up everyday and violence at an all time high

So the next time a so-called victim is crying for more money to right their wrong

You might tell them you’ve already given at the office and to move along

July 8, 2024 0

Of Course This Means War

The two geriatrics stood at their respective podiums with their trademark smirks glued to their face

After watching these two spar for two hours, it’s no wonder that American politics is such a disgrace

Both are so infatuated with the heady rush of absolute power they’ll say anything hoping the Republic believes

One an ex-president who has a tendency to rub most the wrong way, and the other to keep his family rich with China, is thick as thieves

Both have had four years to establish an America where citizens felt secure

Of course a quick look at everyday prices, shootings, immigration and all know that is a load of manure

The debate did show the current President as too feeble to stand up to the glare of the spotlight

He spent his first election campaign hiding in his basement and remaining out of sight

Not working this time he needs a distraction to keep America from focusing on his cognitive decline

Trump’s continuing trial doesn’t seem enough to stop him from running and Biden’s power hungry family won’t let him resign

People are now questioning the social media frenzy of gender dysphoria, drag queen displays, and men in womens sports all driven by the rainbow haired

With the Supreme Court clipping the partisan alphabet agencies’ wings the socialists are running scared

The unfettered riots and lawlessness are the mainstay of the same leftist driven media that is behind Biden’s power

When the truth of the matter is the silent majority is starting to wake up, not hiding in their basement, and not prone to cower

The DC puppet masters realize their despotic run is coming to an end without a big distraction

The President needs to put himself “out there” and let America see a true man of action

When Trump stated he could end the war in Ukraine before he took office he raised the eyebrows of the power elite and caused great concern

Should this be true, and Trump is familiar with Ukraine politics, it would certainly end the money stream for the Bidens to earn

Their never ending money laundering scheme needs a boot from Congress to continue to fill the Biden cronies treasure chests

The plan, and it will be explained that it always was, is to enlist the military aged migrants to fight on Ukraine’s soil with full US citizenship offered and no future arrests

So once again we’ll have a real shooting war with “American boots on the ground”

And Biden will claim he’s the decisive Commander in Chief and give his orders from his debilitated equipped basement compound

July 3, 2024 0

What Would Norman Paint Today?

When Norman Rockwell died in 1978 he left behind a legacy of over 4000 original works

Fondly remembered as painting a snapshot of American life featuring everyday people like farmers, factory workers and clerks

His magazine covers for the Saturday Evening Post were a mailbox highlight

He lifted spirits during the World War Two years and for a few brief moments gave respite to America’s plight

His cherished paintings of the four freedoms raised many dollars for the ongoing war

Freedom of Speech, Worship, Want and Fear proudly portrayed America at its best and gave hope for those with loved ones on a distant shore

However today would the paintings be the same or are the four freedoms just a recollection for the very old

The stoic man in the leather jacket speaking his mind today, thanks to the Department of Justice, could be sitting in a jail cell waiting to be paroled

The campus and city riots of antisemitism would be portrayed differently than the original Freedom of Worship masterpiece

The new canvas could show the burned out synagogues and battered Jews as angry Palestinian supporters screamed for the war in Gaza to cease

Freedom from Want showed a family around a Thanksgiving table serving a turkey with a look of satisfaction on all faces

The new Freedom of Want could feature looters grabbing merchandise from smashed in storefronts as law and order only pertains to the other races

An updated Freedom of Fear instead of a Mom and Dad tucking their children in for the night could now feature a lonely youngster cowering in her bed

Peering out the window hoping the ruckus outside doesn’t involve a couple of rounds fired into the wall above her head

Rockwell’s Rosie the Riveter showed American women as strong and decisive

Today’s women should be depicted as loud, rude and divisive

Perhaps the sketch could show two women trashing a quick serve restaurant because they felt disrespected

While the rest of the customers and the staff look on at the idiocy to which they are subjected

It would be difficult to paint the current America in any kind of positive light

As a portrayal of any kind would be subject to immediate ridicule by some hate group and the riot they would incite

So today instead of painting teenagers in love, acts of kindness, and black kids moving in under the white kids suspicious eyes

He’d need a doorbell with a camera, a burglar alarm and a bolted door so someone didn’t steal his supplies

June 19, 2024 0

Hookers To Hunters

Recently this administration has changed names on American institutions in an effort to make all things fair

One can’t expect to plod through life when seeing a certain name can trigger a feeling of despair

In fact the Reconciliation of Place Names Act was sponsored by Senators Ed Markey and who else but the beer chugging headdress wearing Elizabeth Warren

There are apparently 1441 public spaces whose name could signal oppression to people both domestic and foreign

Another pat on the back goes to the government for focusing attention on the names of certain places while migrants, the homeless, and disabled vets line the streets

The economy, on a nonstop downward spiral for the last three years, is shown to be great by the democratic election committee with finagled spreadsheets

Shootings, robberies, and a continuing attack on innocents are no longer even headlines

People are staying in defending what they own as their belief in the government continuously declines

Public schools are being renamed in this purge of anything distressing

But being run by the local liberal school boards and the hapless greedy teachers union, this is merely window dressing

Military bases are not exempt from this renaming madness

To the thousands of GI’s that trained in the hot Georgia sun at Fort Benning this has to be a feeling of sadness

The same goes for Fort Bragg currently Fort Liberty. Sounding a little like a Disney World theme park, but that is to be expected when now one has to salute a man wearing a dress

While the Army continuously fails in its recruiting goals, the Biden administration calls this real progress

So when it comes to renaming institutions it’s now time to rethink a term for America’s oldest past time

The Civil War Union officer Joseph Hooker used to round up women of ill repute to entertain his officers once they washed off the grime

Those women eventually became known as hookers but in today’s changing era it is time for another designation

In keeping with Congress’ push to eliminate all history and stand firmly behind its own socialist legislation

The new name should be one that represents this government ‘s idea of its new society

And one somebody can remember in its simplicity and notoriety

Hence, from today forward all hookers will be referred to as hunters after the President’s son

He embodies this administration with his lying, cheating, money laundering, drug use, perverted sexual appetites, and ownership of an illegal gun

Though the real hookers might object to being named after this viper

At least they don’t have to stand down wind from the President’s diaper

June 17, 2024 0

Fighting The Elements

The first of the month was once again here and the monthly bill paying depression had set in. For the last three years just breaking even was the goal, forget about being in the black

Cutting more costs now seemed out of the question but the bills continue to grow judging by the size of the stack

The promotion and raise had happened but easy street was nowhere to be found

Now there is additional job stress with more responsibility and longer hours as the road to financial freedom never gains ground

The commute alone is $150 more a month for the forty-five minute one way trip

The price of gas has been up two dollars for three years and the cost of operating the car never seems to dip

The new battery was $175 and the two older tires are not showing much tread

The car seemed like a bargain when parked on the lot but no one ever discussed the overhead

And don’t even start a discussion about car insurance or any insurance for that matter

Like vultures in a tree the insurance corporations look for any reason to make their profits fatter

The premium increase notice had been received for both car and health

No claims had been filed for either, so the notice claimed the “price adjustments were never easy” as the unspoken truth was we needed to adjust our wealth

While the ever multiplying “you may owe” letters pour in from the insurer for the regular physicals and procedures that used to paid in full

Now the insurers look at what the physician charges like a red flag in the face of a bull

The doctors are charging more to cover their spiraling office outlay costs and escalating insurance expense

It seems every year a jury awards a 50 million dollar settlement for a botched operation and a huge premium increase is the insurers’ knee-jerk defense

In turn the physicians charge more than the insurance companies pay and pass the difference on to the patient

Perhaps not the amount billed to the underwriters but enough to make their time sufficient

While the patient sits in the examination room answering questions like “Are you feeling depressed?”

Perhaps there is a way a citizen could break from this monthly bill paying torture they absolutely detest

They can purchase a one way ticket to Mexico and walk across the border claiming they are a Central American deportee

And all those bills causing anxiety and sleep deprivation will suddenly be free

May 23, 2024 0

Team Cell Block vs Team Memory Care

This years political World Series has been decided. Team Cell Block will try to best Team Memory Care for a winner take all

Trying to take home all the marbles, the Vegas odds makers are expecting a bare knuckles brawl

There will be no rules on this one. Name calling, mudslinging, and whispered unfounded rumors will all come into play

Under the guise of a debate, America’s pathetic and dismal political scene will be on worldwide display

In one corner will be the twice impeached ex-President and in the other will be the current President, a demented and angry old man

One fueled by burgers and fries and one by medicated applesauce and oat bran

Expected to come out swinging, the debate will be monitored by the always reliable CNN known for pushing stories like Russian collusion, laptop disinformation, and whipping migrants from horseback as they crossed the river

There should be no such bias from these broadcasters as they prepare to do their best for a non-partisan debate to deliver

Included in the specified rules were the demands from both parties in order to proceed in this spectacle of political gaming.

This should keep it fair for all as four years ago the debates were fumbled by all networks and moderators as both sides are claiming

The ancient guy is specifying no live audiences that could interfere with his train of thought

He is also demanding a couple of breaks as he may head back stage before looking too distraught

Muted mics are also in demand to keep accusations of incompetence silenced after the time limit expires

This gives the other debater time to counter with their own version of immigration, economy turn around, and enemy ceasefires

Another demand being bandied about is the candidates submit to a drug test to prove they are not medically high

And in order to watch this debacle, since weed now seems readily available, most of the viewership will probably be smoking their own supply

It should be interesting to watch Cell Block Trump duking it out with Memory Care Joe

The hatred will be instantly evident as the insults will immediately flow

America will sit in awe as these two spend a couple of hours achieving little but deepening the disdain between her citizens

And the wagons will be circled in an ever tightening knot as each ethnic group feels more and more isolated by these divisions

May 19, 2024 0

Activists Needed: Hoodie and Mask Required

You had been looking for easy work since daddy had cut your funds and strolling past the bulletin board a want ad had appeared with the tear off strips

It was now time to back up those incensed anti-capitalist exclamations that have been rolling off your lips

Dialing the number listed, the recorded voice explains the time, the marshaling location, the per diem pay and a brief synopsis of the cause

Being a student of history for the last semester, you are prepared to become angry and ignore posted protest laws

Pulling out your dark Gap hoodie and LL Bean lambswool scarf and hoping for a menacing look

Because after all it’s a paying job, free food, and just maybe for once a chance to not be identified as a mook

So you’re ready to “stick it to the man” as the glorious protest anthems from previous decades ring in your ears

The angry mob had already formed as you approach the city square with the hoodie up, face covered and sweating heavily as the time to demonstrate nears

You checked in using the code name assigned, grabbed one of the preprinted protest signs and surged to the front of the mob

Screaming the curses of the oppressed as the aggressor continues to bomb, kill, rape and rob

The speaker was beside himself with rage as his speech was sparking murmurs of upheaval

Spittle was coating the megaphone as he shouted his justification to rebel as the aggressor to his cause was pure evil

It was easy work, the faux anger, the feeling of brotherhood, and at least for while not being society’s outcast

Perhaps you’d found your true calling, you were now somebody at long last

Yelling the oppressed slogans you pushed ahead marching to a new-found drumbeat when suddenly the cops appeared

Summing up that mob courage inspired by your comrades as they taunted and smirked and ignored the orders the area must be cleared

The stand-off lasted only for the ten-minute warning then tear gas canisters filled the air

With blurred vision and burning skin you stumbled your way out of the square

Once back in your nondescript room you pulled your trash can out and continued to barf

And realized the per diem pay didn’t cover the cost of the LL Bean lambswool scarf

May 13, 2024 0

Monkeys, Juice, and Porn Star Seduce

Famous trials over the past century have always advanced the causes of the attorneys charged with winning the case

And how the trial is reported by the press is the view the public should embrace

Almost exactly100 years ago the Scopes monkey trial was major news as it challenged the requisite belief of the bible

It seems high school teacher John Scopes was accused of teaching evolution and violating the recently passed Butler Law and therefore was libel

Apparently Scopes didn’t buy into man was formed by a lump of clay

But instead crawled out of the ocean and continued upscaling until they became the rappers of today

The two attorneys were William Jennings Bryan a staunch defender of fundamental Bible teachings and Clarence Darrow an ACLU advocate and guardian of the Constitution and each orator had their say

In the end the verdict boiled down to John Scopes had taught evolution in violation of the narrow sighted Butler Law, was fined $100 but probably couldn’t use Apple pay

The next trial of the century was highly publicized as a former football star and part-time actor was accused of killing his wife and a friend

The media had a field day with a celebrity on trial and a group of high profile lawyers to defend

The names Cochran, Bailey, Shapiro, and Clark all became familiar as the press highlighted them on nightly news

A television audience remained riveted to the testimony hoping someone would deliver uncovered clues

The trial made stars out of the involved with judges, attorneys, and witnesses all mugging for their moment in the spotlight

A huge television audience hung on every word as racial overtones were front and center since the accused was black and the deceased white

In the end celebrity won out as the only suspect walked away scot-free and two were dead

Leaving remaining images of a tainted glove that didn’t fit and the staircase where the murdered had bled

The current trial has charges being brought before a jury to consider whether an ex-president committed fraud by falsifying payments to a porn star

The eighteen-year-old charges for an alleged cover-up are some of many filed by leftist DA’s in two different states and seem increasingly bizarre

This trial features attacks on the Constitution itself not on people or a religious standard

A socialist win at all costs, by the DA and judges appears more and more like justice is ignored and the rulings are gerrymandered

While this circus trial continues the three ring act is oozing with contempt by celebrity wannabes evidenced by the jurists, prosecutors, and the defense

The Republic might just hang in the balance as any verdict might just come at America’s expense

May 8, 2024 0

The Lying King

The Lying King smirked as he surveyed his kingdom. “A job well done,” he thought

The American people were once again played as fools as the lies he spouted they had bought

It has now gotten to the point the citizens will just roll their eyes whenever he lies

Unable to speak extemporaneously, he is reduced to reading word for word from a teleprompter with his tired old eyes

His treatment now is that of the demented old uncle who sits in the corner at family gatherings and wears a bib should he drool

He’s only sharp enough to parrot the demands of those pulling the strings as he continues to strip America of its character with his rule

In his campaign he hid in his basement only coming out with a promise to unite

What he did accomplish was to consolidate the hatred by all those non-white

His false sincerity was swallowed by those looking for government handouts hook, line and sinker

With a path of destruction highlighted by burned-out cities, daily shootings, and a completely demoralized police force, it didn’t take long for some to realize this man was not a deep thinker

His love affair with Ukraine and all that is connected is now in its third year

Yet the easily triggered believe what is written in daily bytes on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter and to those unsourced dictums adhere

He killed the economy on day one by shutting down the gas industry as we once again depend on foreign oil

He threw the borders wide open for any international terrorist to set up camp on American soil

He stomped on women’s rights by rewriting Title IX as true females have now become the bench warmers on a women’s team

Claim to be a woman when you couldn’t cut it on a men’s team and now you may now live your dream

It really doesn’t matter what he does now. He’s ruined America with its debt for generations to come

Money comes as easy as printing more or so it seems to this bum

Just recently he stated a relative of his was eaten by cannibals when his plane crash-landed in New Guinea

Had it been Joe himself, the cannibals would have scrounged up a lizard or something as Joe’s head would have produced a diseased brain and his legs would have been too skinny

April 30, 2024 0

Put On Those High Heeled Sneakers

“Girls we simply must do something,” stated Deb Les. “This new Title IX is stealing our thunder”

The group of drag queens were assembled at the pre-show table wondering if this administration had created yet another blunder

Looking around the group of partially made-up queens Deb Les asked almost rhetorically, “Any suggestions?”

All heads turned away as none of the six had an answer for any questions

Finally, Rhoda Big spoke. “You know with this new ruling we’re losing a great deal of drag queen shock”

“Normally we just had to turn on the lights and to our revue people would flock”

“Now the press has stopped coming and even our story time at the library has become a show for the same kids and moms”

“For the longest time no one has threatened us with beatings, shootings or bombs”

One could hear a pin drop after that statement as it was obvious the queens needed a plan

“We need something sooner than later,” said Sally Tight Pants. “Otherwise I’ll have to go back to just being a man”

“Oh my, yes dear,” piped up Holly Hot Pepper. “I’d hate the idea of nothing to look forward to after a hectic week of being a DMV clerk”

“And missing the roar of the crowd after ending my routine with a 30-second rapid fire twerk”

“Anyone can now walk into any locker room they want to watch a woman shower”

“It takes the jolt out of my routine by flashing a tiny bit of my flower”

“The mystery is gone when it’s open season on restrooms, locker rooms, and dressing rooms for anyone to see”

“People would stop coming or caring for that matter and this I guarantee”

“I wanted to get your thoughts about this situation with the new ruling,” said Deb Les. “Believe me when I say I don’t want to be remembered as only a fourth grade teacher”

“So what we’ll do is come up with an entirely new act with our athletic prowess being the main feature

“We’ll contact the other queens and form a basketball dunk league and to make it special the uniforms will be our own costumes”

“And the winners will receive a rhinestone tiara and specially colored ostrich plumes”

“Points will be awarded for speed, dance moves and dunking style”

“And at the end of the season a Grand Queen will be announced from the points they will compile”

“The sports betting companies will have to get involved with all the action”

Then television, action figures, and commercial endorsements should all fall into place to everyone’s satisfaction”

“So girls lets all go home and lace up those high heeled sneakers”

“And hear our name blasted through the arena’s twenty foot speakers”

April 24, 2024 0

Ignoring the Big Green Tsunami

Recently one of the hostesses of a certain talk show blamed climate change for an earthquake and the eclipse

And according to the plastic water bottle toting activists climate change will be the reason we all will cash in our chips

So let’s look at some of the root causes of climate change the current administration wants us to believe

The many indignant “expert” faces that are constantly surrounded by the adoring main stream media would never try to deceive

They fly in their private jets and are motored around in their gas guzzling SUVs to enforce their lectures about us traveling too much and burning too much gas

Always keep in mind what is being touted by these fine folks in DC is not being practiced by themselves but passed on to you being citizens third class

The causes of climate change are many. First and foremost would be the covid pandemic spread by too many people flying around the globe

Ineffective vaccines, masks, social distancing, and lock downs were all enforced as panic set in caused by a US funded microbe

When this virus was found to be more of a hoax than a plague, the supply chain became the next climate change victim

Simply put due to the ridiculous lock downs the supply of goods couldn’t meet the demand in the distribution system

With gas prices soaring, rail and truck lines couldn’t raise their rates fast enough to stay in the black

Taking advantage of the supply mayhem, food, pharmaceutical, and housing were all raking in untold profits but leaving the US workers feeling like they’d been stabbed in the back

Meanwhile, the brain-washed continue to wave their climate change banners with the mindless idea they are actually achieving something good

Never have so many been sucked into a total lie they never understood

Follow the money. The dollars generated all go to lining the pockets of congress by funding the great war machine

Where did the money come from to pay Ukraine, aid for Israel and Gaza relief, and to house eight million untrained and unvetted migrants? From you under the guise of keeping America clean and green

Desperately needing more money, ie votes, Biden will once again turn to minorities, college loan debtors, and women

The same democratic plea for the last 60 years, and it works time and time again

So the next occasion when you’re standing in the grocery checkout line with five items that will eat up the better part of forty dollars

And you feel Biden’s fingers in your pocket looking for either spare change or his jollies be sure to squeeze them until he hollers

The big green wave with its e-cars and not so eco-friendly windmills is currently encroaching on the US shoreline

But will have to interrupt the reality TV shows before anyone begins to whine

April 10, 2024

The Day The Easter Bunny Wore Rhinestone Mules

The Easter Bunny woke up excited. Today was going to be special because for once he gets to dress in drag

It seems that forever he’d been locked into the same routine of distributing candy one basket at a time out of his giant bag

The once-a-year ritual of doling out the hollow chocolate rabbits, the foul tasting creme filled eggs, and those miserable marshmallow chicks had left him feeling depressed

The only thing keeping him sane was the under the table payoff from a couple of dentist associations that applauded all the sugar the tykes ingest

Though revered, he was always treated as an after-thought as it was the sweets that really mattered

Wearing the same frayed topcoats with the usual pink or blue choices in a shape that never flattered

But this year was special per the announcement from the White House, he could finally dress up and be visible

Biden made a special point to say no religious symbols were permissible as he felt that with the usual ballot stuffing his campaign was winnable

Laughing to himself at this good fortune the Bunny pulled his go-to wardrobe from the closet with the rhinestone mules and the feathered boa

These are the special clothes he wears out when he performs at drag parties under the stage name of Bunny Balboa

With his blue wig firmly attached between his ears and his satin zebra striped top

He’d show the kids a thing or two when he broke out his dance moves doing the bunny hop

He gave an approving look as he peered in the mirror squinting through his sequined cat eye glasses

He’ll be the hit of the egg hunt in this costume as he will have hundreds of photo ops with the adolescent masses

So off he goes first to the Easter Parade to strut down Fifth Avenue. And to think people used to brag about just an Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it

When he can sizzle in a dazzling Easter outfit with a lot of leg showing from his dress with the thigh high split

Then on to the egg hunt carrying the basket filled with treats on a nest of plastic green grass

And maybe get a selfie with the President himself surrounded by all the other woke characters he continues to amass

March 31, 2024 0

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

The Fed-X driver approached the door with the familiar white envelope and rang the bell

Seeing the curtains move he waved the envelope at the window, so he wouldn’t have to yell

When no one answered the door he decided to knock

His package was a guaranteed delivery so someone had to sign for the doc

“Just leave it by the door,” said a voice from within

“I have a package for Alice Jones,” said the delivery man. “And someone needs to sign,” as this little game was wearing thin

“Alice doesn’t live here anymore,” said the voice from the other side of the door

“Do you know where she moved?” asked the delivery man. “She’s always signed before”

He waited for an answer but none came. Finally, tucking the envelope under his arm, he checked his watch and left

He had a schedule to keep and since no one would sign he wouldn’t just leave the document for a porch pirate theft

The place didn’t look right to the driver. The usually immaculate lawn had two untagged cars parked on the grass

And Alice herself was always there, well-dressed and presented herself with class

The heavily accented voice that talked through the door seemed out of place

And it seemed odd that the person refused to show their face

Alice was actually away attending to her sister who had fallen ill

Tipped off by garbage collector the house was empty, a homeless group had moved in leaving Alice to foot the bill

The law states that tenants have rights and without due process cannot be forcibly removed

So now the fact the current tenants do not have a right to be there has to be proved

Meaning Alice is on the hook for court costs and slow moving paperwork while the new residents steal and trash the place

Plus the owner is on the hook for utility bills and rent as laws state the landlord cannot just turn the power off in an effort to free up the space

It’s time to immediately fix the rules. The fact this current administration turns its back on its own citizens is hard to ignore

Of course the elites don’t care but in middle America suddenly the squatters have all the rights and Alice doesn’t live here anymore

March 28, 2024 0

When One Becomes Devoid Of Thought

Recently a TikTok video surfaced showing Moms cracking eggs on their toddlers foreheads

Causing a confused pained look of not understanding on the toddler’s face trying to blink back the tears she sheds

The moms in the video laugh hysterically at this moment, mugging for the camera they had carefully placed

So they could have a moment of pathetic fame in a video of abusing a trusting child done in extremely bad taste

The real question is why has the world become a place where children have become the object of jokes, derision and sexual urges

Has the internet become a place for the depraved thoughts of formerly closeted perverts to emerge evidenced as the crimes against kids surges

Cracking eggs on a moppet’s head may seem mild but is this just the start? What if the next trend calls for something more drastic

Where is the line drawn? Maybe sticking the child’s head in a toilet bowl is trending and that idea seems fantastic

For a parent to devalue their kids this way should be considered a misdemeanor criminal act

The need to be filmed at the expense of your child’s well-being is a thoughtless act even if it is just one egg cracked

Children need to know their parents believe in them and are someone they can trust

And not be considered a burden, a welfare check, and treated with disgust

It’s a tough world to be kid. Everyday stories about juveniles in trafficking and crimes lead the headline news

The current crop of children exposed to this daily information are biding their time, having to put up with parents who feel children are theirs to abuse

And in a few short years these confused kids will have kids of their own

Idiocy breeds idiocy as these formerly abused kids now have their own to torture as that is all they have ever known

Social media has become an addictive sickness that lures the mindless with its digital candy

As cruelty, harmful pranks, and violence are videoed everyday in an attempt to make it seem just dandy

March 26, 2024 0

It Used to be just the Girl’s Gym Teacher

Back in the day teachers were respected. They were mini-pillars of society

They had mastered the look that would stop a sixth grader in their tracks for any perceived inpropriety

Conservatively dressed with clunky heels and glasses on a chain dangling from their neck

With a raised eyebrow suggesting that the answer on that last problem, you may want to double-check

This applied to all subjects until middle school’s first day of class and all were in the gym sitting on a bleacher

When a whistle shrieked through the cacophony of noise and there stood the girl’s PE teacher

Standing a stout five-foot six, wearing no wedding ring and a manner that said you’ll play field hockey and like it

But first you have to buy those ridiculous onesie gym uniforms that never seem to fit

Under her watchful eye the girls all marched into their locker room to change and then hone up on their volleyball skills

And beginning to understand those whispered rumors that at night between the sheets it wasn’t a man that gave her thrills

But that was then and this is now. Schools have lost their vision of education first

Teachers have evolved into a group that collectively practice active shooter drills should worst come to worst

Students are no longer disciplined for chewing gum and running in the halls

They are now trying to survive the daily stress of learning, forming relationships and avoiding racial brawls

Athletes are worshiped beyond belief and the pressure to put out on demand is never ending

Young women who long ago gave up on the Disney Princess idea are now looking to achieve love with whatever is trending

Enter the new breed of teacher who just might be enlisting kids into their new Everyone is Welcome Club

Open to all students who are tired of fighting off handsey boys, with adolescent longings in need of a friend, and the ones who are truly bothered by the in-crowd snub

Pamphlets are available and written to say a student has a right to question their identity

Rejecting the ideals of their parents and having someone new and exciting to focus on their needs is the clubs offered amenity

School hiring practices are now open to newcomers with no experience, look different and have no felony criminal record

The school board, smug with their new-found power bow to the union’s ultimatums and how the achievement tests were scored

So the lonely kids are easy prey to the alternate lifestyle activists when all they’re really looking for is understanding

Will soon become confused voices in the turbulence of society shouting the requirements their new-found genders will be demanding

March 25, 2024 0

Never Has The Bar Been Set This Low

The bar has never been lower. American politics has now sunk below the muck level

The fact that voters continue to put people of this stature in office and then complain about the choices continues to bedevil

It’s the same ticket from four years ago. Tired old fogeys on a self-serving power trip

And six months after voting leaving Americans feeling like they’ve elected a captain of a rudderless ship

The one bright moment of this election is a side by side comparison of these two shining examples of positive guidance

It should be easy to compare as these are the last two residing in the oval office and a side by side shouldn’t be rocket science

Trump’s presidency was continuously hammered by the unforgiving democrats simply for slowing down the plunder of the United States

Not one of the Washington insiders, his bullying, pompous critiques of opposing individuals became phrases that on a lot of nervous systems, grates

Never one to follow a script the man struck a nerve in many constituents with thoughtless remarks

Meaning well for America his knee-jerk reaction and quick temper gave pause to many when cornered he suddenly barks

Charlottesville, faith in the covid vaccine, threatening withholding Ukraine’s military aid, and not replacing Obamacare with logical health insurance, all spelled doom

But the upside included keeping the southern border manageable, keeping inflation down, changing the tax code, creation of the Space Force, and ignoring the Green Deal causing activists to fume

After spending two years of blaming Trump for his administration’s failures, the truth has been bubbling to the surface at an unprecedented rate

Was Biden truly vetted before starting his campaign or was he hiding in the basement fearful that his pedo tendencies would be cause to incriminate

On day one he cancelled a gas pipeline, threw open the southern border, and portrayed half the country as evil after promising to unite

He pulled the troops out of Afghanistan giving the country to the Taliban, Bidenomics is causing Americans to spend more to purchase less, and spends huge money on Ukraine after goading Putin into the fight

The national debt is now unrecoverable, he gave the government the right to take confused kids from their parents, scattered classified documents in his garage, denied multiple scandals selling influence for his greedy family, and surrounded himself with a very woke staff

He had America mask up, social distanced, locked down the schools, pushed a flawed vaccine all the while the media laughed off his recent gaffe

This is America’s choice. A twice impeached narcissist or a demented pedo who blatantly lies to seize the moment

Maybe the best way to determine a winner would be to give each one a dueling pistol and let them shoot their opponent

March 16, 2024 0

Return To Sender

The flood had slowed to a trickle. Joe and Kamala had been sent packing, but left with a smirk on their face, the damage was done

Nine million illegals were being fed, clothed and housed at the taxpayers expense. All were illegal and the democrats felt like they had won

The new administration had been sworn in with a promise of rounding them up and sending them back. But figuring out where they were hiding will prove to be a monumental task

The migrants weren’t going to line up to be deported should this administration politely ask

First the deportation task force will have to locate the people in question

Going after and emptying the shelters first is the obvious suggestion

But what will the government do with this huge number that still needs to be housed and fed

Concentration style camps will have to built so these people can be watched and still receive their daily bread

But what country is going to want this group back and what will be asked in return

The foreign governments will be beside themselves thinking about what they could potentially earn

The human ping pong ball of migrants will grow in size as the US has a backlog of deportations at the ready and the hole card of cutting foreign aid

For instance, the US has pledged 547 billion in aid to Venezuela. This could be a negotiation chip in any kind of migrant trade

Beginning to sound like a cross between human trafficking and slavery the bidding will start at half a billion

So what are the counter bids going to be for these foreign nationals numbering close to a million

Ferreting out an illegal population and returning them to their homeland while awaiting their asylum trial date sounds like an impossible dream

This will become the new leftist rallying cry as the unaffected liberals will now have another reason to scream

But there will be silence in urban areas where funds have been depleted and multitudes of tax paying businesses shuttered

These free loading people ignored by the Border Czar are still held in high esteem or so the Big Guy stuttered

So does the new administration have a plan to swiftly deal with the illegals as America is at the cross roads

Or will they assume the democrat stance and do nothing until America implodes

March 11, 2024 0

Lashing Out At Society

The cartels had lied. The school system had lied. Disney had lied. So you direct your pent-up anger at society

Everything was supposed to be good. Everything was supposed to be fair. But here you sit steeped in your anxiety

The anger had been building from different sources for different people. The meager life savings paid to the coyote for the long march to the border

Only to be parked in a cold uninviting city, unfamiliar food, no family, and as in your home country, still at the bottom of the pecking order

You proudly went to Sunday School after your grandma blessed your little heart dressed in you new Easter outfit

But the same snooty classmates all had nicer clothes, rolled their eyes when they saw you coming and left you miserable but to silently deal with it

The job you so desperately wanted was offered to someone else as they checked all the boxes and had a prettier face.

So you grind on in your current job losing hope of advancement but frustrated with the realization you are a very insignificant player in this big rat race

Living in your mother’s basement after the divorce you continuously sought other living arrangements but to no avail

The price of rent and child support had you living paycheck to paycheck and now the DUI was the final coffin nail

So you look for companionship wherever it’s offered. People who understand. People with a kind word. People who accept you

It might be a relative, a chance meeting on the street, or a social media event with people sharing your trials and the angry rhetoric you spew

It’s an us against them mentality. They don’t understand. They look down on us. They really are not worth living

They have it all, and we don’t. So just take what you want because after all, to us they’ve never been overly forgiving

So you steal, hurt, maim, and destroy. Ignore all laws, obliterate history, and prey on good intentions

You push until someone pushes back and only then scream for liberal justice increasing political tensions

Patience is not a virtue. Entry level work is for suckers. The ticket to a good life better be free or someone will pay

And the politicians waking to the fact the political system they’ve been robbing for years is doomed, will bail on the citizens much to America’s dismay

March 1, 2024 0

When Biden Wins

The ballots were stacked high and waiting to be counted. Trucks with ballot boxes were still being unloaded

The once insurmountable lead for Trump was diminishing as the votes for Biden had exploded

Like a warm knife slicing butter, Biden had forged his way through solid red states

Even when currently on vacation for all the election campaign and not bothering with any debates

Kids, dead people and a multitude of migrants all somehow cast their ballots for this leader of the free world

Democrat voters seemingly ignored the fact this liar, money launderer, decrepit plagiarizer, was rolling to victory as rumors of his alleged rape swirled

Shouting with glee from his victory podium he announced his plan for the next fours years

His inane speech addressed all Republicans as they realized their worst fears

Their previous sixteen years of inaction, only surfacing to feed out of the public trough, were coming home to roost

Thinking back over their lip service bills of self-rightous anger questioning foreign wars and impeachment that all died in committee before they were introduced

In short order he emphasized he was here to save America from the Russian invaders

Also to save the Ukrainian people, wage war on the next pandemic, and provide aid to the southern border river waders

Effective immediately the draft will be reinstated. All unemployed men and women living on American soil will be given a uniform and a gun and pledge to America to be loyal

Homeowners will be taxed on the number of migrants they take into their personal dwelling

The more migrants fed and sheltered result in a much lower tax bracket to make the inconvenience more compelling

The new vaccine will be mandatory for all people regardless of religious belief

The shots will be administered just in case a new pandemic is unleashed and if people die their relatives can deal with the grief

The United States pushed to the brink of war will begin to rebuild Ukraine at the taxpayers expense

With the National Debt completely out of control building a country with a corrupt government makes perfect sense

So why bother to vote in the upcoming election. The democrats will keep counting ballots marked only for Biden until he wins

Then the loyal subjects may bow as the Supreme Ruler passes as all peons have done with previous kings

February 19, 2024 0

We Bear No Responsibility

In the continuing puppet show that is Washington DC, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas was asked about the border crisis if he bears any responsibility

Hoping for some reasoning on the huge influx of trespassers, perhaps laying the blame on the President’s senility

Instead, after throwing the border wide open this sock puppet claims the system is broken and it is not his fault

Blame Congress, blame Republicans, blame Trump, place the blame on anything that resonates well in a sound bite but never think about calling a halt

The arms of the congressional collective are fatigued from the perpetual pointing across the aisle

This cartoon show has been non-stop as the dancing donkeys, elephants, and rinos have lapsed into a constant state of denial

The entire system is screaming for term limits for all as the daily Punch and Judy show squares off for the nightly newscast

The idiocy of this collaborative group is on an endless display in everyday life and it all happened fast

The citizens are tired of paying more, receiving less, seeing tax dollars poured into Ukraine, migrants’ pockets and horrible public education

While watching what used to be a good life be swept away in the tide of socialization

“We bear no responsibility for the border crisis,” so states the politicians. But in reality there really is a three-year plan for the migrants

That would be to legalize voting for all who can fog a mirror regardless of citizenship status to keep the power in the hands of the tyrants

Then with the Uniparty firmly established they’ll see who comes with hat in hand asking for a crust of bread

So continue to bear no responsibility for the caravan of unwashed souls but smirk behind closed doors as the real reason for the unfettered surge is left unsaid

February 12, 2024 0

Pick A Number, Any Number

Spin the wheel and spin it harder, round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows

Congress continues to pass outrageous bills, spending like there is no tommorrow and doesn’t care what it owes

The world today revolves around huge imaginary numbers tossed about carelessly providing little or no meaning

The national debt is at 34 trillion due to this administration’s drunken spending, Biden’s policies, war involvement on several fronts, the pandemic, and worthless hand wringing involving greening

A trillion here a billion there, the numbers keep climbing as the Feds continue to print more money

People see the funds awarded to Ukraine, the lifelines thrown to green companies and bucks paid for athletic contracts and they are finally beginning to think it’s not funny

The out of control spending has hit a fever pitch as numbers in the billions and trillions are tossed about like confetti in the wind

The numbers craze has hit the private sector as well with juries awarding lawsuit settlements in the millions just because they want to see a private citizen skinned

83 million was awarded to an individual claiming that she was damaged by the hateful rhetoric of another person over the years

And the judge and jury awarded settlement based on the fact the defendant was rich and the plantiff was quick with the alligator tears

In 1970 the nation’s annual budget was figured at 195.3 billion and that year showed a 3.4 billion surplus

Today there is no budget to speak of as the national debt stands at 34 trillion and unfettered spending continues on purpose

Money continues to flow to pet projects because Congress continuously raises the debt ceiling

Putting a heavy burden on our childrens’ children without remorse or feeling

Congress continues to throw money around like they aren’t working with potentially rubber checks

The spending parade must go on with a show of greed as they pour money into their laundering projects

Recent expenditures include 75 billion more to Ukraine, 151 billion to aid in the immigration parade, and the completely unnecessary 127 billion to help erase college debt

Why give borrowers a penny when they were never coerced to obtain a loan but now they want American workers to forgive and forget

Recently a ball player signed a contract so huge he could give every American citizen a million dollars and still have approximately 440 million left on which to survive

Its now a waiting game for this teetering economy to fail to pay it’s loans and crash dive

The outrageous numbers continue. The Big Mac now is over five dollars as the price of that secret sauce has soared

But to listen to the chief poopy pants, the economy is great he roared

The secret is out. Crush America’s spirit with ridiculous spending, treat illegals better than veterans and buy up all the land that’s been farmed

A big thank you to the forefathers for the second amendment and the fact most of the taxpayers are armed

February 8, 2024 0

The K-Mart Snake

In the days of yore back before Facebook and various other off-shoots of misinformation continuously reposted on the internet

People relied on rumors and half-truths to keep their friends engaged and upset

People used to swear by these rumors and keep them afloat even though they were all fake

An example of the ridiculous claims that hung around for years is that of the K-Mart snake

It seems that some unidentified person bought an area throw rug from the local K-Mart. When he unrolled it, a snake hidden in the rolls bit him and the man died

This was true because the story-teller knew a lady whose third cousin had a friend whose uncle knew a relative of the victim on his mother’s side

Misinformation has always provided a fascination to the ignorant and bored

Everyone loves a good rumor. The gossip seems harmless or so they say but scream it loud enough and that gossip becomes a matter of record

With the addition of the internet rumors, gossip, and other forms of slander can travel at light speed to the uniformed believer

Jumping on a juicy story, the rumor takes on a life of its own as it travels through the airwaves when originally conceived by a lying unhappy keyboard deceiver

The spread of misinformation today is easy. One little scare can set off a panicked herd mentality

Remember when a Chinese diner eating bat soup became sickened and wound up a fatality

Within weeks self-appointed experts had all locked down, everyone social distancing, and wearing masks

“Don’t question science,” stated the experts. “We’ll condemn anyone who asks

“The border is under control. “ So stated the White House as 8 million migrants streamed through

“Everything is under control,” stated all the media newscasts while the caravan of videotaped illegals passed in review

Misinformation is dished out daily to the citizens knowing full well the American public will ignore the crisis until a third world person is the front yard barbecuing their dog

Russian Collusion was real. Dateline August 22, 2020, the collusion did help Trump win in 2016 according to Think a NBC news blog

This was touted as gospel until the slow moving Mueller Report was released calling the accusations fabricated

Printed, run, accused, proclaimed, touted as true was a lie made up by the opposition that was never validated

Misinformation today is spread by sniveling little cowards masquerading as journalists, newscasters, and press secretaries, with headlines printed in partisan sass

So without further proof just assume everything is a lie until proven otherwise. Now one does doesn’t have to wait for the K-Mart snake to bite them on their ass

January 28, 2024 0

The President’s Migrant Army

The applesauce was still dribbling off his chin when with shaking hands he put down his spoon

“I’ve giving them 24 hours to remove the razor wire and its almost noon”

“Now all those redneck flyover states have joined in a show of support for that goober Governor Abbott”

“He’s sending migrants to all my sanctuary cities, talking big, and popping up in the media like a bad habit”

“But I’ve figured out a way to squelch the independence notion and put those damn Texans back in their place”

“We can’t let the real Army start shooting up the Guard and those ragtag militias as that would cause us to lose face”

“Remember all the negative publicity concerning Kent State when the Ohio Guard shot those students that were unarmed”

“The government took a beating on that, but take a minute to think it was only four that were harmed”

“But this large group rallying around the border is spoiling for a fight. They’re not going to run like an unarmed seventeen-year old kid”

“But here’s a plan that will work, and we need to come to agreement in a hurry because it’s late morning and time for me to call a lid”

“My proposal is we start a double secret army of migrants and offer them full asylum until citizenship is granted and give them a gun”

“This way we can blame the cartels for the violence, wipe out some republicans and gain future voters. I call this a home run”

“Once we send those NRA militants packing, we bulldoze the razor wire”

“That allows the migrant surge to continue while I look like I negotiated a ceasefire”

“So it looks like a win for Team Blue as I look like a strong decisive leader while complying with the Big O’s vision for a new nation”

“So lets get this thing done because its time for my nap and medication”

January 26, 2024 0

Wokeness At 40,000 Feet

Another week another company headquartered in Atlanta issued a DEI memo advising the terms Black and Brown should be capitalized but white should be lower case

Delta Airlines defended its position by stating their grammar is correct as Black and Brown specify a race

It is a true reach to pull grammar out of the bag if race is the only issue being discussed

This red herring ploy is hiding the fact that many white pilots are flying migrants from Phoenix to their next stop instead of being bussed

Delta is just one of the airlines involved in migrant trafficking and rolling in the dough from the federal government as all the planes are packed

Paying customers have to wait in line at the ticket and security counters while the migrants have their own lines with no ticket needed just a seat assignment as their flight is Biden backed

So while Delta is spitting in the face of all its loyal customers, who for years made Delta their choice

The airline issued a nonsense missive advising how to capitalize black and brown supposedly giving people of color a reason to rejoice

This will all be for naught in the very near future as the FAA has issued new guidelines about hiring people with the following capabilities

The NEW diversity push includes a focus on hiring that include people with “severe intellectual and psychiatric disabilities”

So as you settle into your seat for a relaxing flight surrounded by unvetted and diseased people, you taxi to the runway as ordered by the traffic controller who just in the last few minutes was talking to his dog that passed on seven years ago

While listening to a rash covered baby screaming and coughing in pain across the aisle but in the same row

And the pilots seemed angry as they brushed past because with 20 years seniority they had been taken off the regular flight to St Tropez and assigned to O’Hare in February

Questioning the assignment cannot be considered as their pensions are waved in their face. But Chicago weather in February three years ago just wasn’t necessary

This administration is happy however. Their Secretary of Transportation is okay with the airline industry as a whole.

Just ignore doors falling off in mid-flight, massive numbers of flights being cancelled, the ongoing migrant shuffle, and suspect diversity hires. Mr Buttigieg assures us everything is under control

January 16, 2024 0

How Many Political Figures Would Survive Black Monday?

In the NFL the Monday following the last game of the season coaches not cutting the mustard are handed the rubber key

Judged by the team’s performance, it’s only the won-loss record that counts in the eyes of the powers that be

It matters not that owners’ egos, front office incompetents, and disgruntled players might have helped the coaches out the door

Injuries, bad calls, and missed field goals don’t matter at the end of the year, all that matters is the final score

It’s really too bad that political figures aren’t held to the same standard as the coaches

If a yearly grade determines that person’s right to stay in power, maybe something would be accomplished as zero hour approaches. In Congress no term limits instead of yearly judgement have kept these wooden totems in place far too long

Living large off the public feeding trough and continuously reminding Americans they were around when America was strong

Pick a Biden any Biden, and not one of them would have survived the first dismal season

Hunter (the coach’s yes-man) should be staring out from between bars, Jill (head cheerleader) accomplishes nothing and dresses like she’s looking for a hook up in third rate honky tonk and Joe (Head Coach) should be tried for treason

Gavin Newsom (VP of game plans) has single handily destroyed California. Running businesses out, raised taxes on top of taxes and offering migrants free healthcare

Alejandro Myorkas (Head Defensive Coach) A hand-picked defensive coordinator has left a huge gap in the defensive line that looks impossible to repair

Mitch McConnell (Head of Restaurant Operations) Mitch arrived at the other side of the hill years ago. He is now regarded a just a figurehead

His sole job is to make sure the feeding trough stays full and all the Rinos are well-fed

Lloyd Austin (Head Offensive Coordinator) has missed some meetings and disappeared into the hospital. He will now remain out of sight until a carefully written press release explains his how his elective surgery will somehow benefit the administrations game plan

And that release will be delivered with a straight face by the media relations secretary hoping her story will smooth things over before the real shit hits the fan

So many more names all feeling unapproachable by the American public. Maybe the NFL has it right. Base employment for another season on how they finish the year

And do not allow America to limp through another year with a losing campaign and flushed down the drain by well funded boosters and a demented angry racketeer

January 9, 2024 0

But They Didn’t Dumb Down The Jobs

There’s been a lot of discussion lately about diversity, equity, and inclusion

The fact that employers should participate in this hiring practice has led to confusion

The DEI mantra applies nicely to government jobs where forms are handed out and clock watching reigns

However, in real world situations enthusiasm for this policy wanes

The person administering your anesthesia, sitting in the pilot’s seat, or wiring your home should be the best person qualified

Factors included in DEI shouldn’t be at the forefront to keep government officials mollified

Can you do the job? Have you been trained for the task?

Are the questions the employer needs to ask

One only needs to start with the current state of public education to understand the big picture

Currently the public education untold policy is to make students equally dumb and the teachers union richer

This all began in 2002 with the Bush administration’s brain child of the No Child Left Behind Act

A true government fiasco penalizing underachieving schools and had teachers geared to only instructing to the achievement tests so the tax sucking administrators wouldn’t be sacked

Then realizing disadvantaged students still weren’t achieving, they added a different version in 2015 written with exponential word salad

In government speak when a bad law is written with many whereasses and here-to-fors it somehow becomes valid

Since 2015 this is the law of public education and if graded A-F, it is still failing

Leaving higher achieving students bewildered, lesser students absent, and their place in the worldwide workplace dramatically trailing

Taking the cowards way out, some school systems have started giving disadvantaged students and those of color a break

Saying that students are not required to comprehend basic subject matter such as reading, math, or grammar. A feel good pass when in reality these kids’ future is at stake

Molly coddling these students has sent a ripple of awareness through the world of business

Lack of work ethic, job comprehension, and team work have been replaced by robots that never were instructed by this sickness

Robots invented by students that escaped this current state of education, applied themselves and replaced these unmotivated workers with a machine

Now it’s only a matter of time before the government will decide these machines need to come from a third world factory and will intervene

The workforce of America is now a product of the accepted policies from America’s school systems

Fast food kiosks, on line shopping, and blatant plagiarism enhance the ideals of public education and make America’s citizens the victims

January 5, 2024 0

Rocky Mountain Foreboding Sky, in Colorado

Thomas Jefferson once said, “That government is the strongest of which every man feels himself a part”

Presently the Colorado State Supreme Court decided to look no further than their partisan beliefs for their ruling to the state’s voters to impart

Rocky Mountain Why, In Colorado

At just under 4.5 million registered voters, this group decided a man not convicted of any crime cannot be a candidate as he is not suitable to run

Throwing the Constitution aside, by a 4 to 3 vote this gang of justices tried to pull a fast one

Rocky Mountain Guy, In Colorado

By keeping Trump off the ballot pointing to currently unproven facts about the January 6^th insurrection

They would happily include the names of the candidates lagging behind and change the election’s overall complexion

Rocky Mountain High, In Colorado

By rejecting Trump, the justices were probably hoping the marijuana laws and Biden’s promise of college debt reduction would put the democrats over the top

Seeming to forget the likes of Denver, Boulder, and Aspen would soon become more third world slums as the migrant march to the north continues non-stop

Rocky Mountain Cry, In Colorado

The Colorado Secretary of State has since relented and said Trump will now be on the ballot as the Republicans have filed an appeal to the US Supreme Court

Although emphasizing the State Supreme Court was right in their ruling, she is now going to wait for the US Supreme Court’s decision and report

Rocky Mountain Die, In Colorado

The idea these judges feel empowered to decide an innocent, at this point, US citizen cannot appear on a ballot because they don’t like him

Is the equivalent of trashing the very foundation of America’s right to vote. One can go ahead and prime the organ to start the funeral hymn

Rocky Mountain Buy in, Not In Colorado

Meanwhile another pompous state official has popped up to keep Trump away from the voter citizens in Maine

Perhaps it’s time to realize America is on the train to destruction and the people driving the locomotive really are insane

December 30, 2023 0

Ask Not What You Can Do For Your University

Recently the President of a prestigious east coast university came under fire accused of plagiarism

She countered stating the claims were racist and typical of unfounded journalism

In a prepared statement she stared down the press and said “I have not yet begun to fight”

Shaking her finger at the assembled reporters she added “I will not go gentle into that good night”

The university’s multi-billion dollar endowment hangs in the balance as the President’s testimony condemning anti-semantic chants seemed vague

Reading her hand written statement the embattled president, denying the accusations said “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague”

Implying that the newspaper and press was on a mission to defame her position and achievement she sneered at the reporters and stated “You cannot help small men by tearing down big men”

Terrified by the position they suddenly were in, the university soon realized the president was really a lazy researcher and plagiarized other writings time and time again

The university noting their choice for president has given them quite a scare

Issued the following statement. “Trust takes years to build seconds to break and years to repair”

Quietly acknowledging their mistake, the chancellors met to discuss how to keep their chosen one from becoming an enigma

And leave a foul taste in the mouths of their boosters of a less than stellar stigma

Now threatening a lawsuit, the president wants to keep her job in spite of the allegations

The quicksand of wokeness has sucked this university into the quagmire of receding donations

And sending the clear message to their future med, law, and business students that it’s okay to cheat

As long as you’re president of a university or a government official and have already lied your way into being considered one of the elite

December 26, 2023 0

It’s Not Fair, Putin Has The Center Square

In the game of Tic Tac Toe, if a player claims the center square, they are usually the winner

Exceptions do apply but to lose when you own the center means you are new to the game and a beginner

On TV for many years Hollywood Squares used to feature Paul Lynde in the center square

Many government ideas, politicians, and celebrities were skewed by his snarky answers seemingly formed from thin air

Now in real life and time the non-comedian, no nonsense Vladimir Putin controls the center of the Ukraine Tic Tac Toe game

He’s rolled his armies into Ukraine to take back the territories he wants to claim

Figuring he can outlast Ukraine’s limited fighting forces he can keep sending soldiers to the front lines

With his much ballyhooed counter offensive now mired in the muck, Zelensky is out of warm bodies, ammo, and money or so he whines

Hoping for a vertical three in a row in the Tic Tac Toe game, Zelensky had not counted on the American people to push back

Even more so, he was worried about being yesterday’s news due to the Hamas on Israel attack

Since Biden occupies the top right square, Zelensky hoped he could goad the dementia poster boy into more American aid

But he left DC with only promises and a lot of yesterday’s weapons to continue his bloody crusade

But secure in the whispered knowlege the Senate would approve the additional spending

By tying the corrupt payola to American troop pay raises and not give a nickel to the border war they should be defending

Secretly wishing to have Biden to commit American troops to his frontlines and turn his war into the next Viet Nam

Discovering quickly the House didn’t want its own troops to suffer through more years of Russian napalm

In 1983 the movie War Games centered on a character able to crack the main computer that controlled the military nuclear weapons

By supplying the right code the world would be destroyed in a matter of seconds

The horrified character convinced the computer to solve its issues with a game of Tic Tac Toe

The computer quickly realized the game was unwinnable when the center is occupied even with all systems on go

Perhaps its time for Zelensky to realize he doesn’t own the center square and is fighting an unwinnable war

He needs to begin negotiations, rewrite the Minsk agreement, and quit begging the US before the fed up Ukrainian citizens show him the door

December 14, 2023 0

Singing The Insurance Blues

Grandpa Smith was in a panic. The new insurance rate quote lying on the dining room table had him reaching for his heart pills

He’d been with this company for better than thirty years had done the bundle for home and auto, always paid on time and yet the new quote left him with cold chills

The note on the bottom of the bill advised that for further clarification please call this 800 number.

The nice young man expressed appropriate empathy while stating that everything was more expensive from labor for car repairs and for home storm damage the price of lumber

“But I’ve never filed a claim,” stated Grandpa. “I live in old house and drive a nine-year-old car.”

“That’s considered a bit of an issue Mr Smith,” explained Ajai, the voice on the phone. Should a strong wind damage your older roof the price of shingles has sky-rocketed and your rates go up the older you are.”

“Also repair rates for autos has drastically increased due to inflation. Have you seen what a body shop charges to replace a front grill?”

“And yet when an uninsured motorist runs into you, we’re required to pay the bill”

“Think about this Mr Smith, everytime you see a riot, a tornado, or a wildfire everyone files a claim”

“And with the number of undocumented migrants trying to drive, the new uninsured motorist rates currently being figured will make this current quote look tame”

“So what happens if I file a claim for a damaged roof after a wind storm?” asked Grandpa Smith.

“Oh, we’ll pay for the roof,” stated Ajai. “But realize this, it maybe with you we’re over and done with”

Astonished, the old man observed, “So after thirty years and paying all the premiums you’ll drop me just like that.”

“As much as we appreciate your business Mr Smith. If you file a claim we’d drop you in nothing flat”

“Gee Ajai it seems like you ought to rebate some money for never filing a claim. You don’t treat you existing customers very well at least at the bank they offered me a free blender”

“Mr Smith, we don’t have any rebate program but if you stop by our office you can pick up a free desk calender”

“Ajai, I don’t know where you live or what you drive but I think you know what you can do with your calendar and your quote”

“Mr Smith, I’m sorry you feel this way, but for your information I live in Bangladesh and drive a cart powered by a goat.”

December 2, 2023 2

Same Phrase, Different Meanings

The government through the years has continuously hung cutesy phrases on their grand schemes

Many are designed to look as though the general public is being cared for, when in reality, sinister motives are behind the government regimes

Let’s take a look at some of these recent phrases created for and used by the citizens because in government they all trust

This is before they come to the realization that this latest plan was designed once again to benefit only the upper crust

Cash for Clunkers: Originally designed to rebate the public for trading in their giant, gas sucking hogs and getting them off the road

Joe Citizen would be given a substantial voucher towards the purchase of a vehicle with improved fuel economy. So America made Toyota and Honda rich trading in their broken down gas guzzlers before they were towed

Cash for Clunkers also can be used to describe members of congress. The American people are fleeced with every purchase and again once every year to keep the payola trough filled

Congress will continue to support foreign wars, climate hoaxes, and mass migration until the citizens develop backbone and show the effects of being red pilled

Shovel Ready Projects: Congress approved an $800 billion economic stimulus plan that would provide an infrastructure overhaul the likes of which America had never seen

It was not surprising when the overhaul never materialized. Only 98 billion was used toward infrastructure. Perhaps the other $700 billion was given to Iran to create a better bomb assembly machine

You can keep your Doctor: This was a great slogan for Universal healthcare. Sign up now and nothing will change, until you read the fine print

Because if your income wasn’t right or you were in the wrong zip code, suddenly the guy with the gourd rattles and the animal mask was the one attending your splint

Them: The new pronouns for a different generation. In the animal kingdom, the bi-pod species all recognize only two genders except one

Now the multi-hued and pierced, forever angry group has decided that having to use a bathroom that doesn’t designate their current costume is cause for a full-blown hissy fit and the need for an immediate liberal press run

Them was originally the title for a 1950s movie about sweet craving insects exposed to atomic radiation and turning into sugar and human craving monster ants

Now, Them may be used to describe someone’s cross-dressing uncle turning into someone’s large Aunt complete with size 12 high heels, monster falsies and genital implants

November 27, 2023 10

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