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The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

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Ask Not What You Can Do For Your University

Recently the President of a prestigious east coast university came under fire accused of plagiarism

She countered stating the claims were racist and typical of unfounded journalism

In a prepared statement she stared down the press and said “I have not yet begun to fight”

Shaking her finger at the assembled reporters she added “I will not go gentle into that good night”

The university’s multi-billion dollar endowment hangs in the balance as the President’s testimony condemning anti-semantic chants seemed vague

Reading her hand written statement the embattled president, denying the accusations said “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague”

Implying that the newspaper and press was on a mission to defame her position and achievement she sneered at the reporters and stated “You cannot help small men by tearing down big men”

Terrified by the position they suddenly were in, the university soon realized the president was really a lazy researcher and plagiarized other writings time and time again

The university noting their choice for president has given them quite a scare

Issued the following statement. “Trust takes years to build seconds to break and years to repair”

Quietly acknowledging their mistake, the chancellors met to discuss how to keep their chosen one from becoming an enigma

And leave a foul taste in the mouths of their boosters of a less than stellar stigma

Now threatening a lawsuit, the president wants to keep her job in spite of the allegations

The quicksand of wokeness has sucked this university into the quagmire of receding donations

And sending the clear message to their future med, law, and business students that it’s okay to cheat

As long as you’re president of a university or a government official and have already lied your way into being considered one of the elite

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When You’re Broke You’ll Be Woke

The brow beating frenzy has continued since inauguration day

“You will toe the line and you will obey”

The best way for people to do as they’re told has been used by the military for years

First you break a person completely down so taking orders will be the course he steers

Immediately put the pandemic fear in everyone. Keep showing the number of daily deaths and let all know they could be next

Track people by watching who takes the jab and who objects

Then force employers to mandate the vaccine or you’ll lose your job

Scream loudly about every naturally occurring variant and encourage the drama queen hysterical mob

Close the schools and keep the children muzzled and afraid

It took America the better part of two years to realize they were played

But that also meant, due to enforced regulations, a lot of middle class businesses went bust

Everything was good, said the man on the camera as long as you obeyed and in him you could trust

So you lost your life’s work, wore your mask, and did what you were told

But the kids weren’t dying, the masks were proven ineffective, and the boosters oversold

Now those lousy middle classers were hollering about empty store shelves and the price of hamburger meat and crackers

We couldn’t hide the inflation numbers from the peoples’ wallets, so we blamed the meat packers

Suddenly it’s only eight months to get this thing done

So let’s push Putin into rolling into Ukraine and blame the insane gas prices on Russia instead of who’s really holding the smoking gun

Smugly state that at six bucks a gallon, how does that electric car look to you?

Frankly, it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew

Because in just a few short months your warped vision of untold payola and your small pack of a woke mob

Will be blocked on every proposal and in three years you’re out of a job

You’ll be cursed by today’s children and grandchildren for having to shoulder your ever expanding debt and for treating their parents like pond scum

And leave behind a legacy that will be scorned by future politicians and historians for generations to come

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This Birthing Person Hasn’t Been To Europe Either

The clock clicked over to 5:45 in the morning and the alarm began it’s annoying beep

It was time to start the day, the night had been short but there were obligations to keep

Make the coffee, feed the cat and make the lunches for the kid’s one day a week at school

Quietly laughing at herself that she sounded like her mother with yesterday’s “say so” rule

The routine needed to be kept, there were no time allowances for car repairs, a plumber or a doctor’s visit for a cough and a runny nose

What used to be considered just a cold now required examination, testing and waiting for a clinician to diagnose

Her husband couldn’t be a lot of help as his sales job kept him stressed and on the road

She’d taken a part time job at the local bank so juggling her kids activities and her job were required just to take in more than they owed

Purchases were mainly for food, clothes for the kids and to keep the lights burning

A new wardrobe for herself was out of the question but wearing a new sweater over her three year old dress would would stay in budget for what they were earning

No, she hasn’t been to Europe but a four day weekend in Panama City would be a real treat

What was once a spur of the moment, beer fueled getaway would now be considered a luxurious retreat

So this so called birthing person trudges on in her daily grind but wouldn’t trade her life for any other

Because in spite of the scraped knees, teachers conferences and any number of sweltering ball games she is still proud to call herself a mother

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