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A Christmas Carol 2025

Ring ting a ting. The bell ringer at the storefront continued with his greetings to the weary shoppers

The worn out souls searching for the gift meeting their kids’ demands, within budget, while trying to digest the lunch of coffee and whoppers

Merely glancing the ringers way the shopper hurried home only to have the garage door remote become a face, vibrate, and speak

“Mr. Smith,” the remote declared. “Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts. One of Christmas past, the present and the future,” causing Mr Smith to dash inside while muffling a shriek

“I must be dreaming,” thought Joe Smith. “Or perhaps it was the red onions in that ground beef”

Joe forgot to say hold the onions as those red onions always gave Joe’s stomach untold grief

“That must be what is was,” sighed Mr Smith while dozing off in his recliner

Glorious dreams ensued while the football game played across his screen as Joe himself scored the winning points as the star Forty-niner

“Mr Smith!” The screen had changed to that face seen on his remote. “You will now be visited by the ghost of Christmas past”

Then a spirit appeared dressed in his grandma’s attire though granny had long since breathed her last

The kindly voice called him by his childhood name. “Joey,” she called. “Come with me and let’s visit your home from your boyhood years”

Suddenly it was 1985 and there was Joey looking bewildered as He-Man action figure wasn’t under the tree and Joey was close to tears

“Joey please remember that since daddy left your mama she isn’t able to give everyone the presents they want, so everyone has to share”

“But grandma this is the worst Christmas ever. No daddy. No He-Man, and I don’t want to play with the baby’s teddy bear”

“Someday you’ll understand,” said the kindly vision. “Parents do all they can even when they realize it’s not enough”

Joey then realized that his mother had been working two jobs to make ends meet and without much sleep the stress was taking its toll as she was beginning to look rough

But before Joe could tell his mother how much he loved her she was gone and Joe was whisked to Christmas present

The new vision was not the kindly grandma from the past. This one had the same persona of his much despised manager. The same attitude, coffee breath, and shabby tie of the man whose underlings he loved to torment

The same guy who promoted the low IQ woman whose job expertise was letting him look down her blouse

He was extra nice to her but to all others was a scheming back-stabbing louse

“Did you finish those reports Mr Smith? You know I need them on my desk before you go home”

And seeing how he just dropped them in front of Joe an hour ago, it occurred to Joe that he wanted to yank out those six hairs plastered to his shiny dome

“You know your Christmas bonus might just depend on you finishing those reports”

The bonus once again being a three pound ham and a donation in Joe’s name to a charity the boss supports

Mr Smith had been grinding away at the same job for twenty-eight years as the ghost pointed out

And Christmas’s were always the worst. Money was tight, work schedules were demanding, but ol’ reliable Smith was always there to kick about

But before he had time to vent his frustrations to the current ghost, he was bundled away to future Christmases that would come his way

A new ghost appeared. This one called himself Mohamad and wasn’t on a sleigh

Instead, he rode a carpet of woven wool accompanied by his third child bride

It seems Christmas had been abolished. Congress had imploded into the great political divide

The far east had appointed themselves as leaders, now commanded all citizens and therefore rejected all things once celebrated by the west

They killed all the dogs, forced women to hide behind their garments and hung anyone daring to protest

This time there was no Mr Scrooge to see the light, no living happily ever after, or seeing the wonderment in a child’s eyes

Just a strictly regimented life, whose control was someone elses’ and the drudgery of a controlled daily life everyone despises

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Start Spreading The News, It’s The Ignorant He Woos

The bait was cast into the shallow end of the pool

He wriggled the bait ever so slightly and all the minnows started to drool

The lure used was recycled from Trump hatred, Bernie Sanders’ promise of free stuff, and the fairy tale of a completely liberal society

Delivered to this group of free feeders by a young socialist enamored with complete power and his own perceived piety

He promised a better life for all New Yorkers and by that he means people with no means

He’s promised to compete against grocery stores, provide free childcare, protect illegal immigrants, and with landlords dictate their liens

Free busing? You got it. Rent freezes? Yep. Government run grocery stores? Yessireee Bob. Government subsidized housing? Going to occur

With a tired old retread as his competition Mamdani became the candidate the city dwellers prefer

He campaigned under the Bernie Sanders mantra of “we’ll pay for it all just by taxing the rich”

And the bottom feeders ate it up, there’s nothing like being swindled by a smooth sounding sales pitch

“We’ll never forget the fall of the towers” has been cast to the wayside

There are few history majors in the electorate and what happened ten years ago is old news and seems long enough to keep the youngsters pacified

But a word of caution for the excitable ones. Sign up now for the affordable housing and get on the waiting list

As it will be years for all the zoning and permits to pass through the hands that are to be greased and the proper butts kissed

Mamdani only thinks he’s in charge but the power brokers never change

It’s the system of money trails that the seldom seen power people need to rearrange

For instance, the government grocery stores will still need to appease the unions that deliver

Still that doesn’t sway the trans group that Mamdani has promised healthcare with perhaps the weakest arrow in his quiver

But will the newly transitioned kids ever get a chance to follow along in this dreamer’s path?

When even the dim-witted would have trouble with this guy’s math

The retail grocery stores will leave, landlords will sell their properties, and buses will become a rolling crime scene

Businesses will then shutter, residents will flee, and cops won’t come because in reality a new broom does not sweep clean

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The Big Box Invitation To A Third World Takeover

The two pickups were parked at the Donut Palace, formerly a sub shop

Run by a Chinese family, all living in the back, barely scraping by as this town has turned into nothing more than a whistle stop

The train still passes the old depot but only stops when the harvested grain is to be loaded

And any thoughts of turning this once thriving community back to its former glory have long since eroded

The big box variety store opened the next community over drawing the shoppers there

First the jewelers left, then the clothing store, the hardware store downsized and the old VFW post fell into disrepair

The onetime picturesque town square is in inhabited by the downtrodden court house and the old World War II memorial

Now covered in pigeon droppings the proud monument once guarded the citizens in the area or so claimed the local newspaper in its last editorial

Now the buildings in the shopping district have been taken over by the Muslim people

As the call for prayer blasts from the former Baptist steeple

Small foreign businesses had opened up in the once thriving area as rent had dropped to pennies on the dollar

Propped up by NGO services and income from their business they were able to escape their self made third world squalor

Now in public schools some grades are being taught by Muslims in full burqa dress

Sharia law is practiced and taught while being clear those who reject the priciples have no chance at success

The pizza place with its choice of a wide variety of toppings now is very limited and takeout only as all the seats have been removed from the former freight car

The once lively sounds of Saturday night on the square have now been replaced by the bellows of frightened cattle waiting to have their throats cut at the abattoir

The former white collar citizens have taken flight as the businesses closed and the working tradesmen have all disappeared

Replaced by women hiding behind their clothes and stern looking men all with a beard

But this group votes as a bloc and soon the city council, the school board, and local law enforcement all adhere to Sharia law

The domino effect was complete. The big box store opens and kills multiple livelihoods while America seems unaware it is surviving its last hurrah

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The Cloak Of Ignorance

The ignorance and outright stupidity was on full display.

The left once again had reason to celebrate. A conservative had been shot and their idea of world dominance was underway

The man killed by the assassin’s bullet was a debater extraordinaire

He questioned the leftists values in a non-combative tone and their answer was usually only a blank stare

Because having a leftist explain their beliefs is similar to pulling rotten teeth

It boils down to the fact they feel slighted by society so only hatred simmers beneath

That is why the fallacy of socialism exists, because to be a socialist all things are equal and must be shared

Meaning the obese, unemployed, pierced person has a right to some of the earnings of the mechanic from the cars he repaired

Should this hard-working person object to give up a portion of wages then he is considered a fascist or a Nazi

And his name will be spat upon by the green-hired liberal posse

Spurred on in their hatred by the leaders in Congress today

The multi-millionaires who don’t care a bit about their electorate as long as their words cause the ignorant to disobey

Taught from an early age to hate anyone who is considered better looking, has a solid work ethic, or ambitions to get ahead

“Those who can’t do, teach” or so the saying goes. And teach they do into the young minds their leftist values they embed

Then taught by the elbow patch, tweed wearing professors whose idea of research is to plagiarize a scholar’s work from 400 years ago.

And retreat behind ivy covered walls to check the stock market and drink Merlot

Yet hatred like a mushroom cloud boils over and rage becomes violence

As the protestors become mobs shouting profane epithets and waving third world flags of defiance

These idealistic students want to tear down society, write social media death threats, and finally shoot up a school as pressures from social media causes one to go rogue

The condition is mental illness caused by unfit instructors, pretentious professors, social media and the realization that you’ll never make the cover of Vogue

The voices you hear are from years of conditioning. By too much screen time, unsupervised teaching, and bleeding heart social workers

The voices heard and acted on are the same ones directing you to pull the trigger and commit the murders

When the real driver behind the scenes, the one controlling the mass media that he carefully staffs

Leans back in his chair, puts his feet on his desk and laughs

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Trying To Talk Around That Big Foot

“What’s that you say?” “Mr President, could you please remove your foot from your mouth and speak clearly”

“I said Canada is considering becoming the 51st state,” said the President quite cavalierly

While stating that as a fact, Prime Minister Carney is trying to arrange a deal with European partners to become part of the defense industrial base

Once again Trump made a statement off the cuff and is now reinforcing a fictitious fact to not lose face

Much like trying to turn the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America he shoots before he thinks

But he knows his hand-picked toadies will line up to bend a knee even though his idea stinks

In February, once in office, Trump promised to end the Ukraine conflict in a day

Four months later Putin’s missiles and drones have the Ukrainian people diving for cover to keep from being blown away

Besides the democrats and the rinos in Congress need to keep the war chest thriving and feed their greed

Even if it means watching countless Russians and Ukrainians bleed

Stopping the massive caravans of illegal migrants at the border is to be considered a Trump success

However deporting just half the people here illegally isn’t as easy as Trump suggests

It seems the Constitution guarantees every person living in this country the right to due process

So all illegals have the right to a trial and those denied, their causes are taken up by the mainstream press

So in approximately 2212 the last migrant would have his day in court after being dead for 150 years

So he can be shipped back to his homeland the next Tuesday after his visa clears

It’s not easy cleaning up the Biden path of destruction this country was forced to accept

Pick a subject and someone behind the scenes was pulling the strings because they knew the featured puppet was inept

Robbing the citizens, granting political favors, and a disdain for the country is the democrats’ mission statement

Knowing Trump would sound like a pompous buffoon multiple time during the week (but at least he’s not hiding in his basement)

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Geriatric Survivor Game

The patients had assembled in the common area of the Peaceful Valley Nursing Home

Rumors were rampant since the e-mail was sent and this announcement seemed more significant than the kitchen would no longer use cups of styrofoam

The democrats were once again in control thanks to 12 million new voters

And the geriatric set were worried by the sound bytes heard from the socialist promoters

The new America would now be powered by a labor force that were paid and shared on an equal basis

The orders had been passed down from high by the controlling group, powerful but faceless

As it turns out the senior citizens were only thought of as “unnecessary eaters”

Though sturdy in their younger years, they’d been warehoused in Peaceful Valley as medical office visit repeaters

So the meds would be doled out on a priority basis, given first to those able to self-care

And the bedridden unable to make this meeting could only hope the weekly tip to the CNA could get them another week of slumping in the chair

Alliances were quickly formed by the mobile uprights to help each other exist a little longer

Knowing a strong team that eliminated others could only make them stronger

Suddenly the sweet woman in 219 was a liability as she was decrepit and eighty-five

Medical devices quickly became weapons as people sought to hold on to their meds that kept them alive

Canes became slashing tools and oxygen tanks were pressurized bombs, with wheelchairs used as battering rams

These folks were locked and loaded, feeling true terror as this wasn’t one of the many democrat scams

The idea of ridding the country of the “unnecessary eaters” was now law endorsed by all the socialist supporters

With the Peaceful Valley Nursing Home being repurposed as a complex for 15 illegal migrant family living quarters

Little did the current residents know but Big Pharma was involved and had a plan for those living there

The meds they are willing to fight for have been altered with poison and cause them to vanish into thin air

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The Kids Are In Charge

The stiff orangish hair scarcely moved when he spoke

The crowd cheered at every word and every attempt at a joke

He’d assembled a crack team, it was time to make America great again

The team was new and fresh-faced. They were there to make waves and criminals will be jailed. Turns out they’re beginning to look like the administration’s clownish pitchmen

They’ve made multiple appearances, did many sound bites, and multiple quotes have shown up in the press

But the nightly news coverage is and always been featuring the same paid tired multi-hued people with their protests

In reality the slimy congressional people should be shaking in their boots

But it’s business as usual and about the republican saber-rattling not giving two hoots

So the insider trading continues. The innuendo and the outright lies are forced down the citizens’ throats nightly

As the leftist media looks directly into the camera lens and spews their rhetoric in the rehearsed manner considered forthrightly

While the only notable trace of the new Cabinet is their absence of actions

Indignant replies seem to be the only Cabinet reactions

Attorney General Pam Bondi hosted a meeting to fight the anti-Christian bias and protect American’s first amendment rights

Of course talk is cheap and this committee will sit on their thumbs scared of the riots any new ruling incites

The immigration mass deportation of the 14 million migrants has amounted to a whisper in a windstorm

With just under 38,000 deported in the first month, in approximately 300 years this administration will have shipped the last coffins out of the country they’ll be proud to inform

Spending more time covering their tracks than helping the American people multiple appointees are answering for their political fumbles

Tulsi Gabbard Director of National Intelligence refused to answer a question about a leak in a group chat as the Trump inner circle grumbles

Kristi Noem the Homeland Security Secretary had her purse stolen. Should America be suddenly worried about the national electrical grid?

And Pete Hegseth the Secretary of Defense apparently texted war plans to unqualified people both known and unknown wishing the damage could be undid

Watching this house of cards sway in the breeze the democrats are beside themselves with glee

No one’s going to prosecute them so they’ll continue their criminal activity and wander the streets scot free

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Please Listen Carefully As Our Menu Has Changed

You have reached the number of the United States of America. If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911

Included in the 911 request would be unhinged liberals, gang members, and any violence prone individual packing a gun

If you know your party’s extension you may dial it at any time, for all others please listen to the following menu

Please press the # sign to have the menu repeated and then * to continue

For those needing assistance when their USAID check is stopped please press two

For those groups demanding violent protests please press 4 for assistance with your attempted coup

For those needing to see a dox list of Tesla owners, please press 3 for locations of cars to key

For those tattooed gang members whose future might include an El Salvadorean prison, press 5 before becoming a deportee

For judges who have appointed themselves a superior being, please press 6 for a copy of the Constitution

To read and understand before the father of a crime victim is on your front porch seeking retribution

For those thugs looking to turn Boston into a third world slum, please press 7.

As the mayor’s sheltered life sees no fault in sanctuary cities and turning Beantown into migrant heaven

Please press 8 if you want to continue in your world filled with hate

If you hate your country, loath your life, and despise yourself, keep #8 on speed dial for waking every morning irate

If you just want to whine, please press 9. You’ve keyed a Tesla, supported Hama’s reign of terror, and mutilated yourself for a gender redesign

And yet you look in the mirror everyday and try to ignore the miserable person looking back, knowing all would be better if the current administration would just resign

Please press the # button to hear the menu again or press 0 to talk to an American outside a major metro area

Because remaining in a democratic run city can only lead to mental illness hysteria

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How Will We Ever Survive?

As the rotors turned lifting the Biden legacy from the Capitol grounds, the question is how will America survive?

America, once a powerful nation, had become a world-wide laughingstock as the economy, military might, and common sense values had all taken a nose dive

As the left tried to erase all history the rest of America was trying to wash the filth of Washington off its feet

The once thriving economy offering hopes and dreams to all now had citizens just trying to make ends meet

Ordered to mask up, social distance, and line up for the shot, the pretentious little man pushed his questionable vaccine

Seizing the opportunity to further line his pockets the administration pushed everything green

But electric vehicles proved a hindrance when needed in an emergency as they were constantly pulled off duty for a time-consuming recharge

Pumping money into the endless Ukraine demands the now unsustainable national debt grew quite large

But seeing the need for additional spending on the pork democrats wanted, the treasury department just printed more

Hamas backed the milquetoast policymakers into a corner with high definition violence and gore

Everyday citizens fought in retailer’s aisles for baby formula and toilet paper

The President couldn’t be bothered with the natural disasters causing the LA wildfires, Hurricane Helene, and the East Palestine train wreck vapor

He had more important thing to do like acknowledging multiple genders as the entire animal kingdom looked on in disbelief

As evidenced by, at the time, the Department of Energy transgender employee and luggage thief

Defacing and tearing down monuments dedicated to America’s past warts and all as leftists wanted to tell their own version and rewrite history

Why destruction of America’s past seemed important to this short-sighted movement still remains a mystery

Biden pulled his white supremacy lecture on numerous occasions and justified his arrogance by naming a black Vice President who would end up pulling the plug on his second term

As America realized their President was nothing more than a babbling degenerate and mentally infirm

Hoping to get the votes from the millions of illegal migrants streaming across the border

He ran out of time and tenure as his hand-picked VP lost the race while millions from the Third World watched in horror

His final gesture to cement his legacy was to pardon his crooked family to become the sleaziest President on record

Once on the departure helicopter, the only thing he failed to do was moon the public when he was on board

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Its Different When Its Your House On Fire

The news teams were running, trying to keep up with the fire. The burning embers were igniting everything in it’s 75/mph path

The local and state politicians were serving up massive portions of word salad trying to escape their citizens wrath

The photo op governor was caught in the act of lying to one distraught lady

This, the same man in years past, seen dining at an upscale restaurant while locking down the rest of the state as he’s always been shady

The mayor was in Africa living high on the taxpayers dime attending an inaugural event while her city burned

Obviously from her slow response time to this crisis she wasn’t to be bothered or concerned

A drone damaged one of the two Super Scooper airplanes used to drop 1500 gallons of water on the blaze

And the smoke from the fire made breathing difficult and visibility limited due to the haze

Firetrucks sat idling waiting to enter some neighborhoods as abandoned vehicles had to be moved as the only road in they were blocking

The formerly disparaged cops were checking ID’s to keep the criminals and homeless from looting anything not smoldering and worth hocking

The Governor had previously waved his regulation wand and forced insurance companies to toe HIS line like previous communist tyrants

Due to California regulations on insurance companies keeping them from raising their rates, the companies cancelled the homeowner policies with their clients

Back up water reservoirs were not filled as an endangered sardine sized fish might be left unprotected

However, the president in a moment of clarity did promise 100% of recovery expenses paid for the first six months or so he directed

The sound of these news conferences came through the tinny speakers of the portable TV the young mother had set on a table

The shivering woman had knocked most of the snow off the walls of her tent and tucked the blanket around the sleeping child as much as she was able

Still waiting on FEMA money from the total devastation in North Carolina delivered by the hurricane in September

While celebrities were crying in LA for the cameras because they had lost everything two days ago. She quietly hoped someone in DC might take a moment to remember

The treatment in this predominately republican area has gone from political double-talk to conditions positively inhumane

As she tearfully watches this administration promise $150 billion more to the people of Ukraine

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When Is Enough, Enough?

The contemptible treatment of American citizens continues in full force. Yet we stand by and watch this behavior evolve

Bomb a few here, run down a few there, drain America’s resources, and throttle America’s resolve

Watch as parents and relatives mourn the latest deadly incident

As unarmed people going about their business are gone in an instant

Gathered around their sets America watches as clueless members of the FBI and local law enforcement stumble through politically correct remarks

Delivered by the unprepared person hired because they checked the proper gender and skin color boxes while kissing the proper ass as their new career embarks

Fast-tracked to positions of authority due to DEI directives

And taught by example the ability to hide behind woke perspectives

“It’s okay, America’s safe,” is the stated mantra of the politicians

While the third world migrants pray to their gods and stockpile munitions

“Everything’s fine,” states the father around the dinner table trying to quell the look of fear in a little one’s eyes

As two doors down that “nice quiet” man on his table is laying out his bomb making supplies

Surely it can’t happen here, this kind of stuff only goes on in cities with a large population

And watching tragedy after tragedy unfold as the third world free loaders rejoice in murderous celebration

Meanwhile, the American populace is pushed aside with a second rate education, insurance governed healthcare, political regulations, and in checkout lines

But you’re considered a racist to oppose this current administration’s indisputable woke designs

America is at a turning point. Mayberry and Leave it to Beaver are long in the rearview mirror

Goober now has no gender and uses different pronouns and the new Beaver is a lot queerer

So the pampered ignorant march and hold their third world flags high praising the current ruthless dictator

As the people they are praising busy themselves for an all out holy war on all natural citizens as their doctrine allows them to be the only true American hater

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It Lives!

The cold wind blew the clouds past the moon bathing the landscape in an eerie misty haze

The laboratory buried deep beneath the Demokratische Schloss was lit by the flame from the torches and a bluish glow from the cathode rays

Doktor Obama was putting the finishing touches on his proudest creation

For there on his table lay the work of the last three years, the creature that would make him the undisputed ruler after the historical migration

His path to this moment had been slow and pitted with adversity

Knowing unlimited accomplishments were on the horizon his formula for success depended on his definition of diversity

Make Americans ashamed of their successes and tear down individual achievement in schools

Celebrate mental illness and lawlessness through music, judgements, and treat Americans as fools

Then pipe this this nonsense through the airwaves until the citizens begin to drink the kool aid

Show the TV ads, promote socialist media figures, and censor freedom of thought through this nonstop leftist crusade

Starting slowly this vile doctor first created his mate. Sending Igor out to rob the graveyard he realized the mistake only after he flipped the switch for the life giving charge

Igor had slipped into the cemetery and stolen the body of a recently deceased linebacker leaving Dr Obama with a mate that is quite large

Passing this creature as female was quite easy. The press fawned over every staged joyous occasion

And thereby gauging the acceptance of oblivious Americans, the doctor prepared for the invasion

His next project short circuited too early to complete his vision

His hand built robot had a putrid brain and his incoherent speeches and stumbling gave the appearence of disease stricken

It turns out Igor bought the parts needed for this obsessive phobic from a caretaker at the local asylum

Skimming off the top, Igor found a box labeled “discontinued senile parts” so he’d bought some

This mumbling angry creature had come to a stop four years before its expiration date

So the evil doctor rather than recharge pulled the plug after the first debate

In a hurry to complete his own utopia, Dr Obama immediately pulled out a beta version of a creature that had never worked and no one liked

And by manipulating the vacuous press suddenly everyone surrounding the doctor was instantly psyched

Once brought back to life after Obama pushed the switch marked Revive, a cry was heard, “it lives!”

And in response the creature made a strange cackling sound and replied “to all the illegal migrants, trannys needing surgery, and weapons for Ukranine, we’ll make sure America gives”

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When You Don’t Know Any Black People

Sometimes people wonder how Kamala Harris became the democratic presidential candidate for the United States

As for 3 1/2 years she was a no show at the southern border, accomplished little as a Vice President and was very ordinary in debates

When picking a running mate in August of 2019 Biden stated he would like to pick a woman and preferably a woman of color

His team suddenly got that queasy feeling as they scrambled to find someone to fill the bill fitting that description, both qualified and not make him look any duller

He’d already expressed the requirements for a minority serving in office with a previous statement about Obama sending staffers scurrying before the crap could hit the fan

“I mean you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy, I mean that’s storybook man”

So who do you get? Biden didn’t have much of a track record in supporting the advancement of minorities

It seemed only at election time was minority achievement moved to the head of priorities

The pickings in Congress were limited to a few new hires mostly unknown outside their district or state

And a couple of the more well-known black women were recognized for spewing racial division and hate

It boiled down to a relatively unknown person whose only claim to fame had been for jailing pot smokers and stinging Biden in the debate with the scripted “that little girl was me”

Checking the boxes for articulate and clean with bright being a little iffy and not that dark she became the nominee

In keeping with the democratic campaign strategy, she too hides from the press and media questions and picked someone as a running mate whom no one would shoot because he makes her look good

So the picture is painted. You’ve got a strange socialist VP candidate shown as a good ole “aw shucks” farm boy and the Presidential candidate with her phoney accents supposedly at ease in high society or the hood

Little did Biden know when selecting his running mate, she’d have the final say in giving his re-election chances a thumbs down

Ambitions rule, power and greed always reigns, it was time to crown a queen and hand the rubber key to the clown

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Please Pass The Republican Hating Salt

Recently Kamala Harris took time from her busy schedule of avoiding the press and policy questions to shop for spices

She chose a shop that for years think they’re the leader in world solutions by raising their product prices

In fact the owner on his web page in the About Us section states, “We’re trying to make the world a better place”

Apparently the answer to the world problems lies somewhere between curry powder and the Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base

Written on his website is a diatribe called About Republicans which in a pretentious tone presented throughout states, “there is no hate”

Further reading suggests there is no hate only if you allow this conceited gerbil your thought process to dictate

He goes on to state that one reason that votes weren’t cast for Biden is that his son had a computer.

That would be the computer that had the nude first son smoking crack, partying with hookers and explicit pictures showing their hooters and cooter

This is also the same son who just pled guilty to nine tax related charges in an attempt to avoid jail time

So when Kamala vows to fight lawlessness she might start with her boss’s family crime

Also the Empress of Pomposity, Hilary Clinton was mentioned because she used e-mails.

If it were only e-mails, she’d have been a shoe-in. It was the path of detritus left in her wake that caused her to go off the rails

Little items such as the foolish Russian Red Reset Button, enabling her predator husband, misjudging healthcare, and leaving Benghazi an open and vulnerable target

All of which she thought if it wasn’t mentioned she could just sweep under the carpet

Advising on the page to toe the line to be welcomed as a customer or “you might be happier elsewhere”

With that veiled threat taken, perhaps all should kowtow to this man’s thinly disguised tirade because shopping elsewhere for your pumpkin spice might be more than the average citizen could bear

In a worst case scenario , Walmart has wide selection of affordable spices all stocked by a Hilary Clinton deplorable

But hide the jars in a closed cabinet because if guests saw you weren’t using Penzeys the outcry would be horrible

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Which Candidate is least likely to Kill You?

Once again its like “deja vu all over again”. The pompous New York developer is running against a very unlikable lady

Both have been around politics for awhile, one as an ex-President and one as the current VP whose past political campaigns appear a bit shady

Though beginning to sound like a tiktok popularity contest, the real issue is will the hard-working citizens survive the next four years

One promises to accomplish what he didn’t during his first tenure and the other is trying to overcome the image that she is not as bad as she appears

The ex-President can deliver a better economy by immediately making America energy independent again

Distribution and transportation costs will drop and start the price of food on a downward trend like it was back then

The one who cackles nervously is all about the new green deal and the taxpayer funds needed to fund that disaster

But the treacherous press will again fawn over windmills, e-cars, and the climate change falsehoods spun by the greedy puppet Grandmaster

The ability to regulate your environment, where you travel, who you see, and your immediate comfort with a flip of a switch is their ultimate goal

The plan to wipe out the population of those people past their prime is the democratic tool for population control

Advising to follow the science, the government funded labs introduced a disease and an untested mRNA vaccine

Many succumbed to the illness and many more to the over-hyped shots, all dead by the order from the government machine

The politicians including the Cackle Queen all tested positive for covid showing America no one is safe from this dangerous disease

Miraculously after a short quarantine, all appeared back in the public’s eye hale, hearty, and fresh as a summer breeze

The pompous developer laid claim to helping develop the vaccine but his ignorance was over-shadowed in daily briefings from the scarf woman and the despicable gnome

As it turns out the making of the virus had been around for decades but now had a real human control group found in any nursing home

As for taxes, Giggle Girl hails from California and has no problem with raising taxes on both individuals and corporations

How else will the already strapped taxpayers fund her suicidal medicare for all including illegal migrants and all their medications

The celebrity developer is instead promising tax cuts to promote business and individual self-esteem

Flying in the face of the current elite this only added to the rush to give Biden the boot from the deep state socialist team

The chance of freedom loving Americans surviving four years of a new Venezuelan-like nightmare will be very limited

You’ll have no control of your or your children’s lives but speaking out against this regime will be strictly prohibited

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The Last Train To Rehoboth Beach

The train left the White House station for the last time early Sunday afternoon

On board for the final ride was the President, trailing so badly in the polls he was forced to change his tune

He was to quit his campaign to repeat another four year term as leader of the free world

But he’d grown too old, feeble, and lost the last debate now with his future at stake rumors swirled

Headed to his beach house on the train he claimed to have ridden over one and half million miles

He travels across the collapsed Francis Scott Key bridge, the one that never had railroad tracks, looks back at Washington DC and smiles

He will be remembered by children many generations from now still trying to pay off his debt

But that matters not to him as he played the Biden name for all it was worth and he still gets to drive his Corvette

He rides through areas where unsatisfied citizens would have thrown eggs at his train

But due to his economic policy and the price of eggs the people can only shout something profane

He is cheered however by non-citizens lining the bridges as they don’t work, live in nice hotels with free wifi and TV

He was sure he could have won by campaigning again from his basement and a huge number of preprinted ballots sent in by questionable voters in absentee

But the puppet masters said no, too many people are angry and demanding a change

So the obvious choice falls to the next in line to the VP, the person the current first lady spent the last three years trying to estrange

So the Border Czar will now be tasked with winning the election really hoping the illegal migrants will be able to vote

Crossing in huge caravans the people offer limited skills and a huge burden on a bloated national debt that has a struggling America barely staying afloat

But the man with the weary eyes journeys on waving at nine of his supporters twerking at his car from an overpass

Going by four charging stations with cars that are lined up for a hot and sweaty twenty minute wait for enough juice just to get them home wishing they had bought gas

Angry at being forced out he realizes his office is leaving behind a multitude of unresolved plans

Will the new leadership accept his visions of total greenscape, continued advancement of two foreign wars, and forcing the education of children in gender dysphoria and everything trans

So its with great trepidation that he is returning home knowing he’ll have listen every night to his wife screaming like a banshee

And hiding from the phone constantly ringing with calls from an irate Mayorkas, Blinken and Zelensky

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The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

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Burning Down The House

Recently the citizens of Kenya stormed their Parliament to protest a controversial tax bill

The protesters entered the building and torched parts of the structure as police responded shooting to kill

The cost of living in Kenya has spiraled upwards in recent years

As with most governments what was promised during election campaigns always disappears

The bill causing this uproar, aimed squarely at the everyday expenses, seemed to stick painfully in the citizen’s craw

Feeling like they’re fleeced enough by the ever encroaching government, the citizens looked at this bill like the last straw

Just last month Washington designated Kenya as a “major non-NATO ally” roughly meaning you get a spiffy new t-shirt

But you’re on your own when you need help and your country has a crisis to avert

So this “major non-NATO ally” is now trying to force new taxes to pay off the national debt held in IOUs to China and the World Bank

Ignoring the basic needs of its citizens as the country’s economy circles the bowl, perhaps the Kenyans have President Biden to thank

They have seen the newscasts of the violence, the protest at our Capitol, and the continual failings of our own weak-kneed figurehead

But the Kenyan government seemed determined to pass the bill and then flee in underground tunnels leaving many rioters injured and dead

Diplomats from around the world in measured indignation stated they were “shocked” by the unrest

The eyes of the world are suddenly on Kenya as this proposed bill kicked the proverbial hornets’ nest

The government cannot let the protesters win as that would become a worldwide blueprint

When other countries fed up with supporting the political class take the hint

Biden and his corps of top-notch negotiators weren’t asked to step in and help cool this boiling point

Knowing he would have exploited one of the self-serving policies he used before on the world stage and to most citizens serve only to disappoint

Rubber-stamping the royalty quirks of the ruling class giving a thumbs up to all pro government partisan decisions

That led to the chaos in the United States leading from quiet frustration to uproar and political divisions

But by taking matters into their own hands when the elected official turns out to be just another lying political louse

The Kenyan citizens determined the best course of action is “burning down the house”

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What Would Norman Paint Today?

When Norman Rockwell died in 1978 he left behind a legacy of over 4000 original works

Fondly remembered as painting a snapshot of American life featuring everyday people like farmers, factory workers and clerks

His magazine covers for the Saturday Evening Post were a mailbox highlight

He lifted spirits during the World War Two years and for a few brief moments gave respite to America’s plight

His cherished paintings of the four freedoms raised many dollars for the ongoing war

Freedom of Speech, Worship, Want and Fear proudly portrayed America at its best and gave hope for those with loved ones on a distant shore

However today would the paintings be the same or are the four freedoms just a recollection for the very old

The stoic man in the leather jacket speaking his mind today, thanks to the Department of Justice, could be sitting in a jail cell waiting to be paroled

The campus and city riots of antisemitism would be portrayed differently than the original Freedom of Worship masterpiece

The new canvas could show the burned out synagogues and battered Jews as angry Palestinian supporters screamed for the war in Gaza to cease

Freedom from Want showed a family around a Thanksgiving table serving a turkey with a look of satisfaction on all faces

The new Freedom of Want could feature looters grabbing merchandise from smashed in storefronts as law and order only pertains to the other races

An updated Freedom of Fear instead of a Mom and Dad tucking their children in for the night could now feature a lonely youngster cowering in her bed

Peering out the window hoping the ruckus outside doesn’t involve a couple of rounds fired into the wall above her head

Rockwell’s Rosie the Riveter showed American women as strong and decisive

Today’s women should be depicted as loud, rude and divisive

Perhaps the sketch could show two women trashing a quick serve restaurant because they felt disrespected

While the rest of the customers and the staff look on at the idiocy to which they are subjected

It would be difficult to paint the current America in any kind of positive light

As a portrayal of any kind would be subject to immediate ridicule by some hate group and the riot they would incite

So today instead of painting teenagers in love, acts of kindness, and black kids moving in under the white kids suspicious eyes

He’d need a doorbell with a camera, a burglar alarm and a bolted door so someone didn’t steal his supplies

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Activists Needed: Hoodie and Mask Required

You had been looking for easy work since daddy had cut your funds and strolling past the bulletin board a want ad had appeared with the tear off strips

It was now time to back up those incensed anti-capitalist exclamations that have been rolling off your lips

Dialing the number listed, the recorded voice explains the time, the marshaling location, the per diem pay and a brief synopsis of the cause

Being a student of history for the last semester, you are prepared to become angry and ignore posted protest laws

Pulling out your dark Gap hoodie and LL Bean lambswool scarf and hoping for a menacing look

Because after all it’s a paying job, free food, and just maybe for once a chance to not be identified as a mook

So you’re ready to “stick it to the man” as the glorious protest anthems from previous decades ring in your ears

The angry mob had already formed as you approach the city square with the hoodie up, face covered and sweating heavily as the time to demonstrate nears

You checked in using the code name assigned, grabbed one of the preprinted protest signs and surged to the front of the mob

Screaming the curses of the oppressed as the aggressor continues to bomb, kill, rape and rob

The speaker was beside himself with rage as his speech was sparking murmurs of upheaval

Spittle was coating the megaphone as he shouted his justification to rebel as the aggressor to his cause was pure evil

It was easy work, the faux anger, the feeling of brotherhood, and at least for while not being society’s outcast

Perhaps you’d found your true calling, you were now somebody at long last

Yelling the oppressed slogans you pushed ahead marching to a new-found drumbeat when suddenly the cops appeared

Summing up that mob courage inspired by your comrades as they taunted and smirked and ignored the orders the area must be cleared

The stand-off lasted only for the ten-minute warning then tear gas canisters filled the air

With blurred vision and burning skin you stumbled your way out of the square

Once back in your nondescript room you pulled your trash can out and continued to barf

And realized the per diem pay didn’t cover the cost of the LL Bean lambswool scarf

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Put On Those High Heeled Sneakers

“Girls we simply must do something,” stated Deb Les. “This new Title IX is stealing our thunder”

The group of drag queens were assembled at the pre-show table wondering if this administration had created yet another blunder

Looking around the group of partially made-up queens Deb Les asked almost rhetorically, “Any suggestions?”

All heads turned away as none of the six had an answer for any questions

Finally, Rhoda Big spoke. “You know with this new ruling we’re losing a great deal of drag queen shock”

“Normally we just had to turn on the lights and to our revue people would flock”

“Now the press has stopped coming and even our story time at the library has become a show for the same kids and moms”

“For the longest time no one has threatened us with beatings, shootings or bombs”

One could hear a pin drop after that statement as it was obvious the queens needed a plan

“We need something sooner than later,” said Sally Tight Pants. “Otherwise I’ll have to go back to just being a man”

“Oh my, yes dear,” piped up Holly Hot Pepper. “I’d hate the idea of nothing to look forward to after a hectic week of being a DMV clerk”

“And missing the roar of the crowd after ending my routine with a 30-second rapid fire twerk”

“Anyone can now walk into any locker room they want to watch a woman shower”

“It takes the jolt out of my routine by flashing a tiny bit of my flower”

“The mystery is gone when it’s open season on restrooms, locker rooms, and dressing rooms for anyone to see”

“People would stop coming or caring for that matter and this I guarantee”

“I wanted to get your thoughts about this situation with the new ruling,” said Deb Les. “Believe me when I say I don’t want to be remembered as only a fourth grade teacher”

“So what we’ll do is come up with an entirely new act with our athletic prowess being the main feature

“We’ll contact the other queens and form a basketball dunk league and to make it special the uniforms will be our own costumes”

“And the winners will receive a rhinestone tiara and specially colored ostrich plumes”

“Points will be awarded for speed, dance moves and dunking style”

“And at the end of the season a Grand Queen will be announced from the points they will compile”

“The sports betting companies will have to get involved with all the action”

Then television, action figures, and commercial endorsements should all fall into place to everyone’s satisfaction”

“So girls lets all go home and lace up those high heeled sneakers”

“And hear our name blasted through the arena’s twenty foot speakers”

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Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

The Fed-X driver approached the door with the familiar white envelope and rang the bell

Seeing the curtains move he waved the envelope at the window, so he wouldn’t have to yell

When no one answered the door he decided to knock

His package was a guaranteed delivery so someone had to sign for the doc

“Just leave it by the door,” said a voice from within

“I have a package for Alice Jones,” said the delivery man. “And someone needs to sign,” as this little game was wearing thin

“Alice doesn’t live here anymore,” said the voice from the other side of the door

“Do you know where she moved?” asked the delivery man. “She’s always signed before”

He waited for an answer but none came. Finally, tucking the envelope under his arm, he checked his watch and left

He had a schedule to keep and since no one would sign he wouldn’t just leave the document for a porch pirate theft

The place didn’t look right to the driver. The usually immaculate lawn had two untagged cars parked on the grass

And Alice herself was always there, well-dressed and presented herself with class

The heavily accented voice that talked through the door seemed out of place

And it seemed odd that the person refused to show their face

Alice was actually away attending to her sister who had fallen ill

Tipped off by garbage collector the house was empty, a homeless group had moved in leaving Alice to foot the bill

The law states that tenants have rights and without due process cannot be forcibly removed

So now the fact the current tenants do not have a right to be there has to be proved

Meaning Alice is on the hook for court costs and slow moving paperwork while the new residents steal and trash the place

Plus the owner is on the hook for utility bills and rent as laws state the landlord cannot just turn the power off in an effort to free up the space

It’s time to immediately fix the rules. The fact this current administration turns its back on its own citizens is hard to ignore

Of course the elites don’t care but in middle America suddenly the squatters have all the rights and Alice doesn’t live here anymore

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When Biden Wins

The ballots were stacked high and waiting to be counted. Trucks with ballot boxes were still being unloaded

The once insurmountable lead for Trump was diminishing as the votes for Biden had exploded

Like a warm knife slicing butter, Biden had forged his way through solid red states

Even when currently on vacation for all the election campaign and not bothering with any debates

Kids, dead people and a multitude of migrants all somehow cast their ballots for this leader of the free world

Democrat voters seemingly ignored the fact this liar, money launderer, decrepit plagiarizer, was rolling to victory as rumors of his alleged rape swirled

Shouting with glee from his victory podium he announced his plan for the next fours years

His inane speech addressed all Republicans as they realized their worst fears

Their previous sixteen years of inaction, only surfacing to feed out of the public trough, were coming home to roost

Thinking back over their lip service bills of self-rightous anger questioning foreign wars and impeachment that all died in committee before they were introduced

In short order he emphasized he was here to save America from the Russian invaders

Also to save the Ukrainian people, wage war on the next pandemic, and provide aid to the southern border river waders

Effective immediately the draft will be reinstated. All unemployed men and women living on American soil will be given a uniform and a gun and pledge to America to be loyal

Homeowners will be taxed on the number of migrants they take into their personal dwelling

The more migrants fed and sheltered result in a much lower tax bracket to make the inconvenience more compelling

The new vaccine will be mandatory for all people regardless of religious belief

The shots will be administered just in case a new pandemic is unleashed and if people die their relatives can deal with the grief

The United States pushed to the brink of war will begin to rebuild Ukraine at the taxpayers expense

With the National Debt completely out of control building a country with a corrupt government makes perfect sense

So why bother to vote in the upcoming election. The democrats will keep counting ballots marked only for Biden until he wins

Then the loyal subjects may bow as the Supreme Ruler passes as all peons have done with previous kings

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We Bear No Responsibility

In the continuing puppet show that is Washington DC, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas was asked about the border crisis if he bears any responsibility

Hoping for some reasoning on the huge influx of trespassers, perhaps laying the blame on the President’s senility

Instead, after throwing the border wide open this sock puppet claims the system is broken and it is not his fault

Blame Congress, blame Republicans, blame Trump, place the blame on anything that resonates well in a sound bite but never think about calling a halt

The arms of the congressional collective are fatigued from the perpetual pointing across the aisle

This cartoon show has been non-stop as the dancing donkeys, elephants, and rinos have lapsed into a constant state of denial

The entire system is screaming for term limits for all as the daily Punch and Judy show squares off for the nightly newscast

The idiocy of this collaborative group is on an endless display in everyday life and it all happened fast

The citizens are tired of paying more, receiving less, seeing tax dollars poured into Ukraine, migrants’ pockets and horrible public education

While watching what used to be a good life be swept away in the tide of socialization

“We bear no responsibility for the border crisis,” so states the politicians. But in reality there really is a three-year plan for the migrants

That would be to legalize voting for all who can fog a mirror regardless of citizenship status to keep the power in the hands of the tyrants

Then with the Uniparty firmly established they’ll see who comes with hat in hand asking for a crust of bread

So continue to bear no responsibility for the caravan of unwashed souls but smirk behind closed doors as the real reason for the unfettered surge is left unsaid

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Pick A Number, Any Number

Spin the wheel and spin it harder, round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows

Congress continues to pass outrageous bills, spending like there is no tommorrow and doesn’t care what it owes

The world today revolves around huge imaginary numbers tossed about carelessly providing little or no meaning

The national debt is at 34 trillion due to this administration’s drunken spending, Biden’s policies, war involvement on several fronts, the pandemic, and worthless hand wringing involving greening

A trillion here a billion there, the numbers keep climbing as the Feds continue to print more money

People see the funds awarded to Ukraine, the lifelines thrown to green companies and bucks paid for athletic contracts and they are finally beginning to think it’s not funny

The out of control spending has hit a fever pitch as numbers in the billions and trillions are tossed about like confetti in the wind

The numbers craze has hit the private sector as well with juries awarding lawsuit settlements in the millions just because they want to see a private citizen skinned

83 million was awarded to an individual claiming that she was damaged by the hateful rhetoric of another person over the years

And the judge and jury awarded settlement based on the fact the defendant was rich and the plantiff was quick with the alligator tears

In 1970 the nation’s annual budget was figured at 195.3 billion and that year showed a 3.4 billion surplus

Today there is no budget to speak of as the national debt stands at 34 trillion and unfettered spending continues on purpose

Money continues to flow to pet projects because Congress continuously raises the debt ceiling

Putting a heavy burden on our childrens’ children without remorse or feeling

Congress continues to throw money around like they aren’t working with potentially rubber checks

The spending parade must go on with a show of greed as they pour money into their laundering projects

Recent expenditures include 75 billion more to Ukraine, 151 billion to aid in the immigration parade, and the completely unnecessary 127 billion to help erase college debt

Why give borrowers a penny when they were never coerced to obtain a loan but now they want American workers to forgive and forget

Recently a ball player signed a contract so huge he could give every American citizen a million dollars and still have approximately 440 million left on which to survive

Its now a waiting game for this teetering economy to fail to pay it’s loans and crash dive

The outrageous numbers continue. The Big Mac now is over five dollars as the price of that secret sauce has soared

But to listen to the chief poopy pants, the economy is great he roared

The secret is out. Crush America’s spirit with ridiculous spending, treat illegals better than veterans and buy up all the land that’s been farmed

A big thank you to the forefathers for the second amendment and the fact most of the taxpayers are armed

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The K-Mart Snake

In the days of yore back before Facebook and various other off-shoots of misinformation continuously reposted on the internet

People relied on rumors and half-truths to keep their friends engaged and upset

People used to swear by these rumors and keep them afloat even though they were all fake

An example of the ridiculous claims that hung around for years is that of the K-Mart snake

It seems that some unidentified person bought an area throw rug from the local K-Mart. When he unrolled it, a snake hidden in the rolls bit him and the man died

This was true because the story-teller knew a lady whose third cousin had a friend whose uncle knew a relative of the victim on his mother’s side

Misinformation has always provided a fascination to the ignorant and bored

Everyone loves a good rumor. The gossip seems harmless or so they say but scream it loud enough and that gossip becomes a matter of record

With the addition of the internet rumors, gossip, and other forms of slander can travel at light speed to the uniformed believer

Jumping on a juicy story, the rumor takes on a life of its own as it travels through the airwaves when originally conceived by a lying unhappy keyboard deceiver

The spread of misinformation today is easy. One little scare can set off a panicked herd mentality

Remember when a Chinese diner eating bat soup became sickened and wound up a fatality

Within weeks self-appointed experts had all locked down, everyone social distancing, and wearing masks

“Don’t question science,” stated the experts. “We’ll condemn anyone who asks

“The border is under control. “ So stated the White House as 8 million migrants streamed through

“Everything is under control,” stated all the media newscasts while the caravan of videotaped illegals passed in review

Misinformation is dished out daily to the citizens knowing full well the American public will ignore the crisis until a third world person is the front yard barbecuing their dog

Russian Collusion was real. Dateline August 22, 2020, the collusion did help Trump win in 2016 according to Think a NBC news blog

This was touted as gospel until the slow moving Mueller Report was released calling the accusations fabricated

Printed, run, accused, proclaimed, touted as true was a lie made up by the opposition that was never validated

Misinformation today is spread by sniveling little cowards masquerading as journalists, newscasters, and press secretaries, with headlines printed in partisan sass

So without further proof just assume everything is a lie until proven otherwise. Now one does doesn’t have to wait for the K-Mart snake to bite them on their ass

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Big Pharma’s New Money Grab

The group had gathered on the street corner as it was time for the delivery van to appear

Anxiously waiting for the musical tune playing from the rooftop speakers they were all straining to hear

Paper sacks holding their morning fast food biscuits and eight dollar high calorie coffee drinks, they all had their $1000 bills clutched in their greasy hands

They washed down their regular morning fare with their caramel macchiatos and shivered off the cold knowing this is the solution to why their waist continually expands

The van served as a dispensary for the new fad of weight loss hiding under the guise of diabetes drugs

They had constantly complained to the doctor about their BMI. So rather than the standard lecture about better diet, exercise, and lifestyle changes, he sighs, writes the script and just shrugs

Fueled by the relentless barrage of TV commercials emphasizing the “some weight loss might occur,” they all knew this was the answer to their triple X jeans

Big Pharma had another winner on its hands. These drugs were this year’s money grab like the previous years with the covid vaccines

The commercial of the happy chubby girl dancing on the concrete retaining wall had grabbed their attention

The fact she has the same issues of tight airline seats, obvious muffin tops and constricting seat belts were all beyond their comprehension

With this drug they could now indulge in their favorite foods and still lose weight

Chocolate, pizza, and all fast food no longer needed a second of thought because it doesn’t matter what they ate

The cash register was ringing loudly in Big Pharma’s bean counters office and there was celebration in the board room

Why be concerned with America’s health and well-being when there is no limit to the drugs they’ve been programmed to consume

So this weight challenged group were already making allowances for the grand a month added to the household expense

Savings for retirement, home renovations, and rainy day funds used to make commonsense

Now the new line of thought is lose weight the easy way with an injection a week

And to find a physician who will write a script from a Canadian pharmacy for the drug at a reduced rate is the goal they seek

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It takes a Clinton or a Biden to build a Trump

In early summer of 2015 a developer and TV personality descended the elevator

To make the announcement he intends to become the United States Chief Administrator

He was there to challenge the Washington career do nothing politicians

Washington was a good ole boys club whose entrance required passing the me first auditions

Trump’s primary challengers were the same tired names and faces that had been feeding from the public trough for years

Fueled by payoffs from lobbyists and foreign investments under a politician’s disguise when really they all belonged to the Fraternal Order of Racketeers

The Republicans itching for a change from another defeat by Obama democrats appointed Trump to lead the attack

And the fact Obama’s highly unlikable personal puppet was the democratic opposition is the straw that broke the camel’s back

It took a Clinton to put Trump into office as a decent democratic candidate would have won in a walk

While Trump won his states, Washington, the democrats and the press stood by too dumbfounded to squawk

So for four years the cretins from big tech, the press, and various government agencies mounted an unrelenting mud slinging campaign

The daily socialist racist rhetoric from big tech and the press became the recurring refrain

The bullying campaign eventually proved too much for the thin skinned obsessive Trump

A second term became unobtainable when bombastic tweets, unfavorable children and questionable election results couldn’t put Trump over the hump

Hopefully the Biden administration will create another republican capable of defeating this socialist nonsense

And give the boot to this pack of American haters hiding behind the “we’re for all the people” pretense

The Washington puppet master achieved his goal as the country is now only baby steps away from a uni government with one supreme ruler

Perhaps the country can survive another two years, if not we’ll be bowing to a communist agenda and nothing could be crueler

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The Newly Blend Game

Cue the trumpets and let the Bridal March commence, it’s time again for the Newly Blend Game.

In this special edition we’re going to feature one special couple we’ll refer to as the geezer and the dame

The now politically correct lesbian host, Roberta beaming with pride introduced the two contestants as as Jojo and Kayla.

And went on to explain because of the importance of this new “it” couple the audience was hand picked to attend this gala

The other two couples will only be referred to as the right leaning American public and the Constitution

Also the host added that the selection panel didn’t have any hope for the second and third couple and is anticipating dissolution

So with the partners secluded backstage in a soundproof room the questions began

“Question number one, Kayla what would you say is your partners favorite breakfast?” “Oh golly, Jojo’s such a foodie but I’ll have to go with Ensure and and Raisin Bran”

“What about us?” asked contestants number two and three.

“We’re sorry, but you’ll have to speak only when spoken too,” stated the emcee

“Question number two, Kayla what did you say to Jojo on your first meeting?’

“Well Roberta, the first time we met we were in front of a large audience and he was a candidate I planned on defeating

“So I told him a story of a little girl on a school bus and informed him he believed in segregation.”

‘Okay Kayla, sounds like you had that story at the ready and turned it into a rather harsh recrimination”

“Finally Kayla, what would you say was the most unusual place you ever made whoopie?’

“Easy one Roberta, we never made whoopie but I did let him smell the hair of a twelve year daughter of a democratic groupie.”

“Thank you Kayla and we’ll be right back to see how your partner answers right after this station break”

“Welcome back contestants, now is time to see how well you know your partner and it’s nice to see Jojo awake”

“Okay first question, what would your partner say when asked upon awakening what do you like to eat?”

“Well depending on the time of day I like to eat applesauce and cream of wheat.’

“Your partner said you like to have Ensure and Raisin Bran,” stated Roberta as the wrong answer horn blared

“That’s okay Jojo we’ll call it correct, allowances are made as integrity doesn’t matter and you may be impaired”

“Question number two, what did your partner say to you the first time you met?”

“I remember that one Roberta, she called me a segregationist and after being hounded by one reporter that description I’ve come to regret”

“I see Jojo, Finally what did your partner say when asked what was the most unusual place you ever made whoopie?”

“Well Roberta I have no answer for that as we’ve never done it because I’ve become pretty droopy”

“Wow couple number one you’ve just won the grand prize. Johnny tell ’em what they’ve won”

“Yes couple number one you’ll be living the life of luxury when you embark on an all expense taxpayer paid trip to your private domain as multitudes bought your con”

“And contestants number two and three you’ve won the consolation prize”

“You get to sit back and watch society and the Americans’ dreams demise”

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