Growing up a few years ago things were different. People could be trusted and products worked
Today a major shift has happened. People have found that lying is easy and due to regulations products fail leaving one frustrated and irked
Oxford Languages defines worthless as “having no real value or use” or of a person “having no good qualities; deserving contempt”
What follows are occupations and products that are examples of worthless in spite of the occupations or solutions they attempt
Journalist: Once bound by a code of ethics, now bound only by publish or perish
Today simply publish a story based on hearsay or fiction and let the fact checkers sort it out no matter how garish
Obvious lies are published or broadcast for the sole reason of providing for the uniformed their daily doses of click-bait
The unwritten job description is to supply a fabrication designed strictly to create anxiety and hate
Intentional publishing the misinformation of today, a few short years ago would have resulted in a pink slip
Today falsifications can be blamed on Russian bots, an acceptable excuse as the mass media and the uniparty puppet masters are joined at the hip
Hurricane Expert: These people are considered experts in their field. The job exists only to sound the alarms on potential or approaching storms
Spewing facts about paths of destruction, tropical depressions, and what time of the year the Atlantic warms
When in reality all they do is panic the little old ladies into a milk and bread buying frenzy and cause homeowners insurance rates to inflate
A true expert would draw an X on the beach and state, “the next hurricane will make landfall right here on August 14th at eleven thirty-eight”
Cloth Masks: Perhaps the ultimate in worthless for disease control. Born from pandemic misinformation, legions of people took false hope behind the mask
It wasn’t questioned until actual experts over-rode the government orders and took the despicable gnome to task
It seems masking only worked with an airtight specific surgical mask but nothing was achieved by a purchase over the counter
The masking rule was all about government control and to create hate and distrust with any unmasked encounter
Gas cans: The new gas cans have morphed into a product that is virtually inoperable. The days of a metal can with a simple spout and air valve are a thing of the past
Now one has to support 40lbs of highly flammable liquid and push a lever with your knuckles while holding down the spout release with your thumb and hoping the gas you’ve slopped all over yourself and the mower doesn’t ignite a three block blast
A better idea brought to you courtesy of the deep thinking white collared elite on a government level
The fact they can change the rules as they seem fit doesn’t hide the fact the stupidity demonstrated day to day is monumental
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