The current resident Commander in Chief has been sending a lot of friend requests lately and hasn’t had many positive replies
While cutting off his nose to spite his face, he’s been asking foreign leaders for part of their oil supplies
“Because I want the US oil industry gone, I’m willing to pay big taxpayer bucks to keep my economy from collapsing”
“You see, I’ve been bragging about my Build Back Better campaign and now the escalated gas prices has a stagnate economy relapsing”
“I’m sending this request to you, Mr. Supreme Leader of Iran, because I need your oil for our gas”
“We’ll make you happy with a new Nuclear deal and let your uranium enrichment program become first class”
“I’ll just look the other way and turn a deaf ear to the fact you’ll be stockpiling nuclear missiles if we reach an agreement”
“I’ll use my creepy whisper voice to emphasize consent even though the American people’s opposition is vehement”
“I’ll also be sending friend requests to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia. They have oil I can use to keep the price at the pump high”
“I’m sure they won’t take advantage of me knowing I refuse to tap into our own supply”
“Maybe someone will positively respond to one of my requests. I’d send out more but most of the other oil producers have ties to BRICS
“Maybe if I do some more groveling, one or more may accept my request, after all it’s just a few mouse clicks”
“To keep my unrealistic and distorted vision of a zero carbon footprint, to the friend requests I received from Canada, the US oil industry, and a majority of American people, I’ll click ignore”
“Because in reality I don’t serve at the pleasure of the American people, I only serve to those few groups that can line my pockets with laundered funds in a bank offshore”
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 