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White House Friend Requests

The current resident Commander in Chief has been sending a lot of friend requests lately and hasn’t had many positive replies

While cutting off his nose to spite his face, he’s been asking foreign leaders for part of their oil supplies

“Because I want the US oil industry gone, I’m willing to pay big taxpayer bucks to keep my economy from collapsing”

“You see, I’ve been bragging about my Build Back Better campaign and now the escalated gas prices has a stagnate economy relapsing”

“I’m sending this request to you, Mr. Supreme Leader of Iran, because I need your oil for our gas”

“We’ll make you happy with a new Nuclear deal and let your uranium enrichment program become first class”

“I’ll just look the other way and turn a deaf ear to the fact you’ll be stockpiling nuclear missiles if we reach an agreement”

“I’ll use my creepy whisper voice to emphasize consent even though the American people’s opposition is vehement”

“I’ll also be sending friend requests to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia. They have oil I can use to keep the price at the pump high”

“I’m sure they won’t take advantage of me knowing I refuse to tap into our own supply”

“Maybe someone will positively respond to one of my requests. I’d send out more but most of the other oil producers have ties to BRICS

“Maybe if I do some more groveling, one or more may accept my request, after all it’s just a few mouse clicks”

“To keep my unrealistic and distorted vision of a zero carbon footprint, to the friend requests I received from Canada, the US oil industry, and a majority of American people, I’ll click ignore

“Because in reality I don’t serve at the pleasure of the American people, I only serve to those few groups that can line my pockets with laundered funds in a bank offshore”

When Only Thugs Take Your Call

It seems that yesterday, the alleged leader of the free world tried to make a couple of phone calls

Knowing this person is locked in to ruining the oil business to push his own agenda, the Mideast oil producers refused to talk no matter how much he crawls

The countries that would talk to this administration are sworn enemies of the US but American dollars are being waved under their noses

Figuring they can strike while the iron is hot, they’ll accept charges for the call before this demented soul nods off and dozes

Turning his back on the very people that put him in office he welcomes foreign oil rather than producing his own

But the clock is running on the Green Deal as it needs to be implemented before midterms and the popular vote for open Democratic seats boots most from their throne

So he’ll side with evil bad actors that would like nothing better that kill every man, woman and child living in the United States

It’s really sad to see this individual riled up over false voting rights perceptions, but he’s willing to kiss the ass of terrorist dicators he supposedly hates

It probably irritates him that Zelensky is still alive as this Ukrainian leader continues to call him out making him look weak

Since trying to hide behind Poland didn’t work, at least he can use the blocking of Russian oil to conceal his yellow streak

It’s now only a matter of time until the daily price escalation of all goods sends this country into a raging recession

And the driving force behind all policies, the huge conglomerates, realize their own profits are beginning to sink then maybe just maybe the current leadership might be forced to ease domestic oil suppression

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