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A Toast To The Flibbertigibbet

Wikipedia defines a Flibbertigibbet as a flighty or whimsical person usually a young woman. Modern uses include a gossipy or overly talkative person

After three and a half years of Biden, Obama’s hand-picked replacement is the word salad speaking cackling Kamala Harris causing the worldwide status of the US to worsen

The power bloc of the east had gathered around the table. Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Cuba were there with China agreeing to attend

The group needed China for them to flourish and any movement on their part without notifying Chairman Xi would probably offend

The time to strike is now. The west is in disarray without any true commander

The United States was stretched thin with two wars and weakened with a lame duck President whose only appearances were feeble attempts at slander

The group at the table knew the time had come to cut the head off the western snake

Plans that had been in the works for years were laid on the table as new world domination was now at stake

China sat silently knowing that within four months her tanks would be patrolling the streets to Taipei City

And as the group was quietly voicing their plans hoping for the nods of approval, N. Korea advised the continuation of rocket testing to the committee

Iran, fueled by pallets of cash and uranium from the US, advised they would be upping their engagements of war in helping to wipe Israel off the map

Observing they would further weaken the US military by baiting them into a three-cornered trap

NATO would continue to backpedal from its commitment as Russia begins to withhold fuel supplies

The European nations talk tough but will fold with cold weather and the sound of their countrymen’s cries

And with Russia standing pat on the Ukrainian offensive, Putin is more than willing to play the waiting game

Eventually the Ukrainian people will tire of being cannon fodder for an increasingly senseless border war and end the conflict to avoid taking the blame

Looking around the table the group laughed at the prospect of the woman the US was trying to present as strong

They know power, they know strength, there are certain people that project this might and this woman doesn’t belong

Raising their glasses they all exclaimed, “Here’s to the flibbertigibbet may she win in a rout”

“We’ll continue to supply the internet with misleading bots and stuff the ballot boxes, then show the world real power without a doubt”

White House Friend Requests

The current resident Commander in Chief has been sending a lot of friend requests lately and hasn’t had many positive replies

While cutting off his nose to spite his face, he’s been asking foreign leaders for part of their oil supplies

“Because I want the US oil industry gone, I’m willing to pay big taxpayer bucks to keep my economy from collapsing”

“You see, I’ve been bragging about my Build Back Better campaign and now the escalated gas prices has a stagnate economy relapsing”

“I’m sending this request to you, Mr. Supreme Leader of Iran, because I need your oil for our gas”

“We’ll make you happy with a new Nuclear deal and let your uranium enrichment program become first class”

“I’ll just look the other way and turn a deaf ear to the fact you’ll be stockpiling nuclear missiles if we reach an agreement”

“I’ll use my creepy whisper voice to emphasize consent even though the American people’s opposition is vehement”

“I’ll also be sending friend requests to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia. They have oil I can use to keep the price at the pump high”

“I’m sure they won’t take advantage of me knowing I refuse to tap into our own supply”

“Maybe someone will positively respond to one of my requests. I’d send out more but most of the other oil producers have ties to BRICS

“Maybe if I do some more groveling, one or more may accept my request, after all it’s just a few mouse clicks”

“To keep my unrealistic and distorted vision of a zero carbon footprint, to the friend requests I received from Canada, the US oil industry, and a majority of American people, I’ll click ignore

“Because in reality I don’t serve at the pleasure of the American people, I only serve to those few groups that can line my pockets with laundered funds in a bank offshore”

When Only Thugs Take Your Call

It seems that yesterday, the alleged leader of the free world tried to make a couple of phone calls

Knowing this person is locked in to ruining the oil business to push his own agenda, the Mideast oil producers refused to talk no matter how much he crawls

The countries that would talk to this administration are sworn enemies of the US but American dollars are being waved under their noses

Figuring they can strike while the iron is hot, they’ll accept charges for the call before this demented soul nods off and dozes

Turning his back on the very people that put him in office he welcomes foreign oil rather than producing his own

But the clock is running on the Green Deal as it needs to be implemented before midterms and the popular vote for open Democratic seats boots most from their throne

So he’ll side with evil bad actors that would like nothing better than kill every man, woman and child living in the United States

It’s really sad to see this individual riled up over false voting rights perceptions, but he’s willing to kiss the ass of terrorist dicators he supposedly hates

It probably irritates him that Zelensky is still alive as this Ukrainian leader continues to call him out making him look weak

Since trying to hide behind Poland didn’t work, at least he can use the blocking of Russian oil to conceal his yellow streak

It’s now only a matter of time until the daily price escalation of all goods sends this country into a raging recession

And the driving force behind all policies, the huge conglomerates, realize their own profits are beginning to sink then maybe just maybe the current leadership might be forced to ease domestic oil suppression

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