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Please Pass The Republican Hating Salt

Recently Kamala Harris took time from her busy schedule of avoiding the press and policy questions to shop for spices

She chose a shop that for years think they’re the leader in world solutions by raising their product prices

In fact the owner on his web page in the About Us section states, “We’re trying to make the world a better place”

Apparently the answer to the world problems lies somewhere between curry powder and the Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base

Written on his website is a diatribe called About Republicans which in a pretentious tone presented throughout states, “there is no hate”

Further reading suggests there is no hate only if you allow this conceited gerbil your thought process to dictate

He goes on to state that one reason that votes weren’t cast for Biden is that his son had a computer.

That would be the computer that had the nude first son smoking crack, partying with hookers and explicit pictures showing their hooters and cooter

This is also the same son who just pled guilty to nine tax related charges in an attempt to avoid jail time

So when Kamala vows to fight lawlessness she might start with her boss’s family crime

Also the Empress of Pomposity, Hilary Clinton was mentioned because she used e-mails.

If it were only e-mails, she’d have been a shoe-in. It was the path of detritus left in her wake that caused her to go off the rails

Little items such as the foolish Russian Red Reset Button, enabling her predator husband, misjudging healthcare, and leaving Benghazi an open and vulnerable target

All of which she thought if it wasn’t mentioned she could just sweep under the carpet

Advising on the page to toe the line to be welcomed as a customer or “you might be happier elsewhere”

With that veiled threat taken, perhaps all should kowtow to this man’s thinly disguised tirade because shopping elsewhere for your pumpkin spice might be more than the average citizen could bear

In a worst case scenario , Walmart has wide selection of affordable spices all stocked by a Hilary Clinton deplorable

But hide the jars in a closed cabinet because if guests saw you weren’t using Penzeys the outcry would be horrible

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UFOs-UAPs-Walmartians

The task force was on high alert. They had heard from a reliable source that aliens were on the ground

An Air Force fighter jet had fired on a sphere-like object and had reported it as downed

The burning hole in the farmer’s pasture revealed little more than bits of an unknown metal and an empty can of Spam

However, multiple large three toed unidentified tracks led away from the smoldering site and strange ghost-like images could be seen on the farmer’s game cam

Also missing was the broken down, rusted through, and tire-less 1998 Dodge Durango that hadn’t run in years

The very skeptical sheriff dismissed the old missing car story as more hysteria from too much TV about the final frontiers

But a deputy on patrol stated he’s seen an old Durango in the parking lot of the local Walmart

So the G-men assigned to the case set up a stakeout in an unmarked van with one of the team hovering near the Durango pushing a shopping cart

The task force was excited as Congress had heard testimony from both military and civilian pilots on many alien encounters

A chance to capture or at least photograph one of these creatures should quiet most of the doubters

Breathlessly watching, a window on the Durango was cranked down and a skinny limb protruded with a tiny object aimed at arriving Walmart guests

The usual customers were arriving in typical Walmart fashion of various forms of disheveled undress

The skinny limb withdrew back into the car and within seconds the doors opened and out stepped the objects of this pursuit

The video cameras suddenly stopped as the task force realized they were filming an overweight woman in her housecoat and slippers, three unruly kids, and some frazzled looking old coot

“Do you suppose those are aliens?” asked one the Special Agents

“Let’s follow them in and see what happens before any engagement”

Swiftly the four member FBI task force descended on the store entrance and quickly shushed the greeter

And to their horror discovered the store was filled with old coots, overweight women, unruly kids and one guy they recognized as a wife beater

Retreating back to their van, the task force ascertained they’ll need to re-evaluate their game plan

Content in the knowledge that sitting in a Walmart parking lot was far better than being televised lying to Congress on CSPAN

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Hell Hath No Fury

“Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble, Fire Burn and Caldron Bubble”

Hillary has seethed for the last five years and it’s time again to turn Trump to rubble

The world of politics continuously demonstrates that it’s inhabited by a small-minded community

Forget about voters, forget about fixing the things DC has broken, forget about unity

Thanks to the huge mistake Biden is, voters have begun to realize the entrenched Washington politicians have all the scruples of a bottom of the deck card dealer

“Vote for me, vote for me, I have your back,” states the candidate with all the sincerity of a snake oil huckster and a carnival faith healer

They’re counting on the fact Americans have the memory of a fruit gnat and the attention span of a two year old

Hillary, with MSM help, will portray the orange man as bad, the current leader as having run his course, and is hoping to strike gold

Please forget about half the population as being deplorables and blowing off the Benghazi slaughter

The end of coal miners, personal e-mail servers, ask the Ukrainians about how the reset button is working, and how to shoot the rapids from Whitewater

The list goes on, but one wonders. Is this the best the democrats can do?

It’s like opening the refrigerator and seeing last week’s left overs, always the same ingrediants in five day old stew

Another old white person, a bitter woman with another annoying cackle and a pompous smirk

It seems the dems require a female candidate to have a questionable past, the repulsing “grima” of a laugh, and the ability to pop up at election time like clockwork

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