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The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

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Team Cell Block vs Team Memory Care

This years political World Series has been decided. Team Cell Block will try to best Team Memory Care for a winner take all

Trying to take home all the marbles, the Vegas odds makers are expecting a bare knuckles brawl

There will be no rules on this one. Name calling, mudslinging, and whispered unfounded rumors will all come into play

Under the guise of a debate, America’s pathetic and dismal political scene will be on worldwide display

In one corner will be the twice impeached ex-President and in the other will be the current President, a demented and angry old man

One fueled by burgers and fries and one by medicated applesauce and oat bran

Expected to come out swinging, the debate will be monitored by the always reliable CNN known for pushing stories like Russian collusion, laptop disinformation, and whipping migrants from horseback as they crossed the river

There should be no such bias from these broadcasters as they prepare to do their best for a non-partisan debate to deliver

Included in the specified rules were the demands from both parties in order to proceed in this spectacle of political gaming.

This should keep it fair for all as four years ago the debates were fumbled by all networks and moderators as both sides are claiming

The ancient guy is specifying no live audiences that could interfere with his train of thought

He is also demanding a couple of breaks as he may head back stage before looking too distraught

Muted mics are also in demand to keep accusations of incompetence silenced after the time limit expires

This gives the other debater time to counter with their own version of immigration, economy turn around, and enemy ceasefires

Another demand being bandied about is the candidates submit to a drug test to prove they are not medically high

And in order to watch this debacle, since weed now seems readily available, most of the viewership will probably be smoking their own supply

It should be interesting to watch Cell Block Trump duking it out with Memory Care Joe

The hatred will be instantly evident as the insults will immediately flow

America will sit in awe as these two spend a couple of hours achieving little but deepening the disdain between her citizens

And the wagons will be circled in an ever tightening knot as each ethnic group feels more and more isolated by these divisions

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It’s Official

Its official! Biden is running for re-election as three million migrants cheer the taxpayers continuing nightmare

While the United States citizens wonder just how much more this once thriving economy can bear

The previously mighty United States has become a worldwide laughingstock in just a shade over two Biden years

Violence across the nation has exploded keeping people behind locked doors playing to their fears

Though not as effective as the covid panic, the new fears will have to do until the coming lock downs are ordered with the new pandemic scare

Continue to call China the enemy, but secretly deposit laundered money from the communist regime in the “Big Guy’s” share

While hollering about the difficulty of voting in person, Biden still beats that dead horse

Making ballot box stuffing easy for the people who really wouldn’t lift a finger to vote for the man they now endorse

Besides, who has gas enough to power a vehicle to drive to a precinct to vote in person

As the Saudis cut oil production perceived as a slap in Biden’s face causing the price at the pump to worsen

So the miscreants, the pedophiles, and the crooked are circling the wagons to figure how best to have this drooling shell campaign

They certainly won’t let him debate as he can only read from a teleprompter and off the cuff remarks are continuously inane

He cannot field questions from the press as he appeared befuddled in Ireland by a question from a nine-year-old child

He’ll have to resort to timed responses from the press picture book answering only the softball questions his staff compiled

Then he’ll practice his sneer and sarcastic come backs to any non scripted question to preserve his air of high and mighty

Because he knows questions not previously practiced would result in another skid mark in his tighty whiteys

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