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Take Me Home (as long as you pay your TAXES)

During the recent Super Bowl, Rocket Mortgage produced a commercial showing people on the way to their new home

With a John Denver tune playing in the background these newbies apparently have yet to hit the “tax everything you ever want or own syndrome”

Yes, the real estate agent might cheerily say, “you’ve been approved!” But approved for what?

Officially you’ve been approved to lease a residence from the local government, but you will forever pay into the county’s money glut

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve paid property taxes, your age, number of children, or dependents living in the household

You miss paying taxes for your house that you allegedly own and just like that you’re out in the cold

The commissioners don’t want to hear any complaints. They’re all on their pretentious power trip

Since their word is final and they have dinner scheduled at the club, they can cut the meeting short as they rule with an iron grip

The stern unflinching stares from behind the walnut dais tell you all you need to know

Mention any tax increase on your property assessment without any increase in services rendered and the translated word salad reply is “go blow”

They’re always quick to point out the money is needed to support the local schools

It doesn’t matter your school system is spending $13,000 a year per student only for high schoolers to read on a third grade level. Rules are rules

City services then chime in with the cost of personnel, vehicles, and maintenance while violence and burglaries are at an all-time high

Or the fact the infrastructure hasn’t been upgraded since the civil war as the collective municipality for years had turned a blind eye

Keep in mind the various levels of governments will place a tax on everything you do, eat, or think about buying

To improve your house, lifestyle, or start a business you will taxed without mercy and you better be complying

You’ll need your costly permits for all thing associated with building a home or upgrades on your existing one or any enhancement to your land

This is after approval of the detailed drawings of improvements you have planned

And after the work is completed the man with the camera shows up to take pictures to make sure the county can tax you at a higher rate

So once the new taxes are figured, you’ll pay these or be living in a refrigerator box under a bridge on the the interstate

This is in addition to the vampires from the insurance companies showing up to notate the upgrade and increase their premium charge

Suddenly realizing the $2800 note on your home comes with multiple bills creating a monthly invoice that is large

And before you know it you’re having to do without just to make rent

Because the county is ready with the foreclosure sign as they are aware you’ve overspent

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The Hit Dogs Will Holler

Samuel Jones Porter’s famous quote stated, “throw a stone into a crowd of dogs and the hit dogs will holler.”

Perhaps the quote should be re-phrased as the politicians that holler the loudest are the ones afraid of losing their easy dollar.

The Trump pick to head the Health and Human Services Department confirmation hearing has created quite a commotion

The paranoia from the Big Pharma propped up democratic senators showed in their emotion

Screaming like a banshee, Elizabeth Warren demonstrated her unhinged instability by her rants in front of a television nation

Looking for her big “Gotcha Moment” RFK deflated every accusation

Bernie Sanders tried to bark at RFK with questions about his former company’s anti-vax slogans on babies’ onesies

Coming from left field with this line of questioning Mr Sanders was hoping to have RFK jerking like he was suspended from bungees

However it was Sanders in an exasperated denial that he was receiving money from Big Pharma

“No! No! No! No!” Was the only pitiable reply by Sanders when confronted with his own karma

Confucius once stated, “If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.”

As with the vast majority of politicians, they were never the smartest in the room but were just smart enough to see the end of this expense paid free ride beginning to loom

Unlike the democrat confirmations under Biden whose picks were based the leftist idea of diversity

And those picks praised by masses who themselves were amused by daily doses of abhorrent mindless television, attended drag queen shows with their children, and by liberal professors at any university

The people approved in the Biden confirmation hearings added to inflation, promoted military men in dresses, created two wars, and with a US funded disease isolated and killed the old

But now the chickens have come home to roost as those same Senators see an immediate end to their pot of gold

The RFKs, the Kash Patels, and the Tulsi Gabbards are the smartest people in the room

And it’s time to sweep out the pretentious, power and money hungry miscreants with one push of an American made broom

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A Toast To The Flibbertigibbet

Wikipedia defines a Flibbertigibbet as a flighty or whimsical person usually a young woman. Modern uses include a gossipy or overly talkative person

After three and a half years of Biden, Obama’s hand-picked replacement is the word salad speaking cackling Kamala Harris causing the worldwide status of the US to worsen

The power bloc of the east had gathered around the table. Russia, Iran, N. Korea and Cuba were there with China agreeing to attend

The group needed China for them to flourish and any movement on their part without notifying Chairman Xi would probably offend

The time to strike is now. The west is in disarray without any true commander

The United States was stretched thin with two wars and weakened with a lame duck President whose only appearances were feeble attempts at slander

The group at the table knew the time had come to cut the head off the western snake

Plans that had been in the works for years were laid on the table as new world domination was now at stake

China sat silently knowing that within four months her tanks would be patrolling the streets to Taipei City

And as the group was quietly voicing their plans hoping for the nods of approval, N. Korea advised the continuation of rocket testing to the committee

Iran, fueled by pallets of cash and uranium from the US, advised they would be upping their engagements of war in helping to wipe Israel off the map

Observing they would further weaken the US military by baiting them into a three-cornered trap

NATO would continue to backpedal from its commitment as Russia begins to withhold fuel supplies

The European nations talk tough but will fold with cold weather and the sound of their countrymen’s cries

And with Russia standing pat on the Ukrainian offensive, Putin is more than willing to play the waiting game

Eventually the Ukrainian people will tire of being cannon fodder for an increasingly senseless border war and end the conflict to avoid taking the blame

Looking around the table the group laughed at the prospect of the woman the US was trying to present as strong

They know power, they know strength, there are certain people that project this might and this woman doesn’t belong

Raising their glasses they all exclaimed, “Here’s to the flibbertigibbet may she win in a rout”

“We’ll continue to supply the internet with misleading bots and stuff the ballot boxes, then show the world real power without a doubt”

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Burning Down The House

Recently the citizens of Kenya stormed their Parliament to protest a controversial tax bill

The protesters entered the building and torched parts of the structure as police responded shooting to kill

The cost of living in Kenya has spiraled upwards in recent years

As with most governments what was promised during election campaigns always disappears

The bill causing this uproar, aimed squarely at the everyday expenses, seemed to stick painfully in the citizen’s craw

Feeling like they’re fleeced enough by the ever encroaching government, the citizens looked at this bill like the last straw

Just last month Washington designated Kenya as a “major non-NATO ally” roughly meaning you get a spiffy new t-shirt

But you’re on your own when you need help and your country has a crisis to avert

So this “major non-NATO ally” is now trying to force new taxes to pay off the national debt held in IOUs to China and the World Bank

Ignoring the basic needs of its citizens as the country’s economy circles the bowl, perhaps the Kenyans have President Biden to thank

They have seen the newscasts of the violence, the protest at our Capitol, and the continual failings of our own weak-kneed figurehead

But the Kenyan government seemed determined to pass the bill and then flee in underground tunnels leaving many rioters injured and dead

Diplomats from around the world in measured indignation stated they were “shocked” by the unrest

The eyes of the world are suddenly on Kenya as this proposed bill kicked the proverbial hornets’ nest

The government cannot let the protesters win as that would become a worldwide blueprint

When other countries fed up with supporting the political class take the hint

Biden and his corps of top-notch negotiators weren’t asked to step in and help cool this boiling point

Knowing he would have exploited one of the self-serving policies he used before on the world stage and to most citizens serve only to disappoint

Rubber-stamping the royalty quirks of the ruling class giving a thumbs up to all pro government partisan decisions

That led to the chaos in the United States leading from quiet frustration to uproar and political divisions

But by taking matters into their own hands when the elected official turns out to be just another lying political louse

The Kenyan citizens determined the best course of action is “burning down the house”

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Never Has The Bar Been Set This Low

The bar has never been lower. American politics has now sunk below the muck level

The fact that voters continue to put people of this stature in office and then complain about the choices continues to bedevil

It’s the same ticket from four years ago. Tired old fogeys on a self-serving power trip

And six months after voting leaving Americans feeling like they’ve elected a captain of a rudderless ship

The one bright moment of this election is a side by side comparison of these two shining examples of positive guidance

It should be easy to compare as these are the last two residing in the oval office and a side by side shouldn’t be rocket science

Trump’s presidency was continuously hammered by the unforgiving democrats simply for slowing down the plunder of the United States

Not one of the Washington insiders, his bullying, pompous critiques of opposing individuals became phrases that on a lot of nervous systems, grates

Never one to follow a script the man struck a nerve in many constituents with thoughtless remarks

Meaning well for America his knee-jerk reaction and quick temper gave pause to many when cornered he suddenly barks

Charlottesville, faith in the covid vaccine, threatening withholding Ukraine’s military aid, and not replacing Obamacare with logical health insurance, all spelled doom

But the upside included keeping the southern border manageable, keeping inflation down, changing the tax code, creation of the Space Force, and ignoring the Green Deal causing activists to fume

After spending two years of blaming Trump for his administration’s failures, the truth has been bubbling to the surface at an unprecedented rate

Was Biden truly vetted before starting his campaign or was he hiding in the basement fearful that his pedo tendencies would be cause to incriminate

On day one he cancelled a gas pipeline, threw open the southern border, and portrayed half the country as evil after promising to unite

He pulled the troops out of Afghanistan giving the country to the Taliban, Bidenomics is causing Americans to spend more to purchase less, and spends huge money on Ukraine after goading Putin into the fight

The national debt is now unrecoverable, he gave the government the right to take confused kids from their parents, scattered classified documents in his garage, denied multiple scandals selling influence for his greedy family, and surrounded himself with a very woke staff

He had America mask up, social distanced, locked down the schools, pushed a flawed vaccine all the while the media laughed off his recent gaffe

This is America’s choice. A twice impeached narcissist or a demented pedo who blatantly lies to seize the moment

Maybe the best way to determine a winner would be to give each one a dueling pistol and let them shoot their opponent

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Another Week, Another Camera Puppet

This week another rising star in the Georgia 15 minutes of fame political scene gets her moment in the sun

A member of the “Al Sharpton School for Camera Puppetry Arts,” filed indictments against the former President hoping among the same tired charges there exists a smoking gun

Appearing in front of the cameras everytime the light comes on she represents a city that was once “too busy to hate”

Future political ambitions are at stake with these indictments as she might just come off looking like a political lightweight

With the turmoil that is the democrat party and the spineless bottom feeders representing republicans, the Fulton County courtroom may turn out to be just a mere sideshow

Maybe the mug shots of these desperate criminals plastered all over the news will help cover the rapid decline of what is America led by “Vacation Joe”

Inflation, immigration, criminal behavior, homelessness, the Ukraine piggy bank, all are child’s play when a despicable phone call is made questioning the integrity of a final vote count

Replays have become common place in sports. Challenging a questionable call that could change a game’s outcome is considered routine and necessary. But a phone call that could change the course of the country shouldn’t be considered paramount

Here’s some news for the glamour photo queen heading the attack on the former Commander in Chief

If there were substance to the charges the Feds would have already nailed his hide to the wall. Once this sad comedy plays out the voters will breathe a sigh of relief

All the voters care about now is who will be the running mate

Should the right candidate be announced, it might take the potential 12 years to set this country straight

A lot of America is now terrified after watching the United States become a banana republic in less than three years

This time the public will be voting with their wallets, their children’s future, and their own well-being while they watch the democrats slowly drown in an ocean of crocodile tears

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Make A Mandate Better Again

The new candidate stepped up to the mic to address the crowd

The assembled group was sparse as anyone with a dissenting opinion was disallowed

The media all trained their cameras on this individual in eager anticipation

Staring out from the podium the candidate began to speak. “Hello my name is Victor Variant and I’m controlling this election with or without your cooperation”

“I’ve heard all the spiels from the previous elected officials and frankly they know nothing about me”

“Oh, they ordered up jabs, masks and lock downs. They’ve flattened the curve, closed down schools, businesses and blamed every death in the last two years on my killing spree”

“But I will tell you this. I’m going to be involved in every world wide event both current and future and the outlook is dim”

“My goal is adding to the desperation of the global population and keep everyone’s eyes vacant and their expressions grim”

“I was created by evil people in a restricted lab to control the populace as dictated by their fluctuating science”

“Now handcuffed by my own ever morphing power, the best these small-minded individuals can accomplish is issue weekly data, new restrictive laws and with the help of inept leadership order compliance”

“I won’t need a running mate for I’ll be around as long as I’m able to mutate”

“I’m sure the candidates will all line up for the primaries and present their meager ideas during a televised debate”

“I won’t have to say one word, one cough from me and like Afghanistan, it’s everyman for himself as they scramble for the door”

“Let me be on record to promise I’ll do my job of ridding the planet of the ignorant, the elderly and the poor”

“We’ll be able to start a new world inhabited by those few that emerged unscathed and managed to survive”

“Just like roaches under a rock, this group will be able take over the former infrastructure, reproduce and thrive”

“The new world will be ruled by a very few elites living in a protected bubble but most will exist in the ant colony their life most resembled”

“Those in power can then set their own rules about how society is regulated and assembled”

“So just remember on election day, it doesn’t matter whether you vote for a conservative or one who has awoken”

“A vote for whoever is a vote for me, Victor Variant, as together we will Make A Mandate Better Again”

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Battleground States: The Must Have Christmas Board Game

Feeling left out that you didn’t get to participate by voting multiple times in in a Battleground State?

Think about how much better you’ll feel when under the tree is the brand new board game that gives you the opportunity for an election system to desecrate

This game is designed to give the players the thrilling feeling of rigging an election

The directions are easy, anyone can play and cheating is encouraged as there will be no neutral inspection

Any number of players can play and each is dealt ten illegal ballots and one software glitch

Also a stack of cards are placed upside down in the center of the board to help the chosen candidate’s election go without a hitch

These cards are to be drawn every time the opposing candidate’s numbers begin to surge

For instance one card gives the media favored candidate the right for an opposition ballot purge

Another card changes the long standing rule when mail in ballots may be received

This is called a super card that virtually guarantees victory as the player drawing this can ignore state legislatures and set his own rules leaving the opposition feeling deceived

Other cards include poll workers being able to trash ballots, postal workers authorized to back date ballots and of course a list of citizens long since dead

Imagine the joy on the face of your great great great grandfather when into the ballot box his name is fed

Oh yes, the fun goes on non-stop until someone draws the card that says the news media can call a winner

Also included is a template so you can produce as many ballots as needed on your own printer

So why miss out on the fun? Put this game on your Christmas list

Because now it’s only a matter of time before Christmas will be ordered to cease and desist.

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