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A Sucker Bet

Wikipedia defines a sucker bet as a gambling wager in which the expected return does not reflect the odds of winning and is significantly lower

This term can be demonstrated by the current college debt reduction brain storm. The success of this idea will be demonstrated when up for re-election, Biden is the grass and the voting public is the lawn mower

Scrolling through a list of gambling terms, one can see how these apply to Biden’s double-dealing

He has constantly dealt from the bottom of the deck to keep his family of lowlifes and cronies in the chips and send America’s economy reeling

Bankroll: A roll of currency needed to enter the game

This has become an unlimited amount of cash as the taxpayers will continue to fund his madness and for his failures, he will never share the blame

No Limit: Means one isn’t restricted by betting limits as long as you double the previous bet

Lets remember when then VP Biden threatened to withhold a meager 1 billion unless then Ukrainian President Poroshenko fired Victor Shokin. Since then Biden has sent now President Zelensky over 50 billion. I believe the terms of no limit have been met

Hole Card: A card that is dealt face down and the holder needs not to expose until the showdown

This is the card Zelensky has under wraps that contains the Burisma and Hunter Biden lowdown

All In: Also called table stakes gives the player the right to play all the chips in front of them at the poker table

This is also, the soon to be implemented Uniparty plan, to sacrifice the corrupt Biden family to save some congressional seats and possibly the Presidential office while they’re able

So for the next three months, America will have to watch inflation rage, electricity sky rocket and six days of vacations turn into threes

While a once comfortable life becomes cold and hungry for the poorer citizens, the middle class and retirees

As the addled brained puppet looks into the teleprompter and states “let them eat cake”

The American public is now realizing this administration’s real slogan is “never give a sucker an even break”

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When You Only Have Two Hand Trucks

The pastries remained untouched in the center of the table. Sweat stain were rapidly spreading in all the armpits

The director looked around at the assembled group of agents and snapped. “People, this is as bad as it gets”

“The press has turned on us, and we need to pull off a big story to make us out as heroes and put us back in the country’s good graces”

Suddenly an agent from across the table spoke. “Let’s take down a major politician as that’s the kind of story America embraces”

Peering closely at the agent the director asked, “ That idea has potential. Just who do you suggest?”

“Well Mr. Director, it needs to be someone to make the front page news. Someone we can drag out of the house half dressed”

“Sounds good” stated the director. “But I need names to obtain the necessary warrant”

“What about Hillary?” asked the agent. “Her behavior has always been considered abhorrent”

“Hmmm, I’m thinking that a news video of Hillary in her night gown in the middle of the night might cause viewer projectile up-chucks”

“Beside to transport all the potential illegal documents from her residence would be difficult as we only have two hand trucks”

“Okay what about Hunter?” asked the agent determined to contribute to a major arrest

“Look, we can’t touch this guy” stated the director. “Besides, we have his laptop and right now its on loan to a senior agent’s bachelor party for a drug and hooker fest”

“Well,” said the agent “We can’t go after Pelosi and her drunken husband for her insider trading because to remove all the documentation would take more than two hand trucks”

“And Zelensky is out as he is currently hiding behind a huge wall of money built by American taxpayer bucks”

“So it looks like we’ll have to go after Trump again as we know half of America hates him”

“And while we’re at it, we can rifle through Melania’s wardrobe to see if she has any help in looking so slim”

“That sound like a plan,” stated the director. My only concern is this surprise raid might leave America in a tiff”

“Not to worry,” stated the agent. “Besides if we can pocket some of Melania’s delicates it would give the big guy something else to sniff”

“And it would demonstrate to all of America that no one is safe from us”

“Our power is absolute we don’t care if in the FBI, America distrusts”

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The Three Stooges Are In Control: Barely, Rarely & Merlot

The onslaught of American democracy continues. This is happening in spite of the top three lawmakers not appearing to be on the same page

Barely appears only partially conscious and doesn’t seem to move well anymore. Could it be that mental acuity is linked to old age

These days Barely has trouble with stairs, reading teleprompters, and snarls at any unscripted question

His leadership has the United States struggling through inflation and is now denying the country is in a recession

Apparently he looking past the country’s general malaise and is hanging his hat on the price of gas

We’re supposed to be throwing confetti as the price of gas has fallen below five dollars just as he forecast

We can now celebrate the new normal of four dollars a gallon fill-ups and hope we’ll have enough in the tank to hunt for baby formula on empty store shelves

Perhaps Barely can call up old bedtime stories and flying in on moonbeams the formula can be created by elves

Rarely once again was not seen with her boss the President. She was busy searching the on-line hiring sites trying to find an office staff

Then, according to her schedule, she is registered for speech therapy in an effort to do something about that annoying laugh

Time is getting tight for number two as she only has a short time to stab her boss in the back

As her eyes are on the highest office, and she needs to let the world know she has the inside track

Merlot knows her time as leader is limited. After her Asian trip of kicking hornets nests she is going to sit back and realize she is low a quart

She’ll have make a concentrated effort with several bottles to rehydrate on the flight before returning to port

All the hand gesturing in the world isn’t going to save her from the tar and feathers if something goes south

America sits and waits for the retaliation from her well armed enemies due to one gaffe from her mouth

Unsupported by Barely and Rarely she worked hard to get the enemy’s sabers rattling with this trip

But all can sleep well knowing she met with semiconductor chip makers to support her stock portfolio before the November pink slip

The infighting, hatred and incompetency has left us an eighty-year old botox queen, a gibberish talking Vice President and a decrepit lame duck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

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Two Bits Four Bits Gimmie Your Dollar

The reports are out and in spite of the economy’s downward trend and gloomy outlook, there is no recession

To acknowledge the President’s policies were failures would require an upright person to give an honest confession

Touting the fact the price of gas was down 50 cents at the pump the Press Secretary was waving the victory banner

She had to shout loudly as the calls for police officers to handle the current lawless outbreak were non-stop on the police scanner

Ukrainian President Zelensky was demanding more money from US taxpayers as he needed to equip new troops to be used for Soviet target practice

He needs to teach his troops the use of available camouflage lessons practiced by the migrants streaming across the SW border by hiding behind cactus

That way Americans can continue to fund the survival of Ukrainian troops and citizens and half a million southern border got-aways

Rather than border closure, we need to endure paying the costs of transportation, education and room and board to save them from camping next to the railways

Inasmuch as this group of experts has proclaimed there is no recession, there is no need to worry about an unchecked rise in healthcare expense

Now that people have caught on to the covid payola scam, the administration is grasping at straws with the monkey pox red herring defense

But fear not, the climate change czar has parked his pollution spewing private jet after multiple transcontinental flights to fight carbon emission

Ensuring that people will shiver and starve worldwide as common folk struggle with this ridiculous and unnecessary transition

This administration cannot admit to a recession. They’ll just rewrite the definition to suit their needs

They have no problem lying, spying, and obstructing the American people. This vile form of vermin continues in power by the blood of the American citizens on which it feeds

That groping feeling in your pants are the self-appointed elites of this world feeling for your last dime

All this is planned to distract the public from corrupt members of congress and the vipers living in the White House, all partners in crime

So, two bits four bits six bits a dollar
We’re not satisfied with your misery until you holler
As we want you poor, ignorant and living in squalor

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Refusing All Responsibility

Once again he looked into the camera and whispered as he read, “It’s not my fault”

The fact America wakes up everyday poorer than the day before is due to the Ukrainian assault

Take no responsibility for any of your actions has become the new mantra for weak kneed Americans everywhere

Do something wrong, fail to pay off a debt, break a promise and there’s no longer a need to despair

Promise to unite America and end the hateful division and in less than two years you’ve managed to increase the parties’ separation

Blame all that on the republicans and the previous administration

Appoint your Vice President to take control of the border crisis and the unchecked immigration

After a 45-minute visit she offered up word salad about root causes and nothing at all about the Constitutional law desecration

Offer the manufacturers of the covid “vaccines” total immunity to any tragic side effects and any subsequent lawsuits

Continue to issue government mandates to effectively control the citizens without any fear of legal disputes

Forgive college loans that were willingly signed and now the $125,000 liberal arts degree isn’t providing enough to survive

One just didn’t think that a huge monthly note for the next thirty years would be hard to honor at twenty-eight five

Criminals can openly shop lift, attack the weak, and shoot at will but that’s not about behavior it’s all about their upbringing

As Congress stays obsessed with the January 6th keg party gone bad causing six weeks of taxpayer funded hand wringing

When you take no responsibility for any of your decisions it’s easy to stomp on the flag, written laws and citizens’ rights

Then claim its everyone elses’ fault when every decision fails and no one unites

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A Solution to America’s Drug Problem

Much has been written lately about America’s drug induced mental illness. The hand wringing has now become front and center

Lawlessness and drug zombies are filmed daily as this administration allows massive quantities of drugs from other countries to the USA to enter

Everyone is looking for their next high and willing to do anything to find chemical paradise

Sell their possessions, their bodies, or theft becomes their only occupation as their brain screams to feed it’s vice

The gutless media has taken up this cause under the dumping ground label of mental illness

Videos of tent encampments and countless people with fixed pupils and rampant drug issues are shown nightly as evidence of this sickness

The White House seems to not understand that a new czar that can fully appreciate this problem occasionally lives right under their roof

The Biden family of low lives has it’s own drug expert with a laptop as proof

Unlike appointing his incompetent Vice President to fix the border

The assignment for this individual was made to order

The President could appoint his own son as the new White House drug lord

And for just 10% to the big guy, his son will think this time he really scored

His advice could prove invaluable as he would be quick to know where the good drugs are coming from

And to protect the American citizens he would personally try them all to see which ones give the glorious high and which just make you numb

So take heart America, there’s hope on the horizon for America’s drug issue

The Bidens own the solution that can ride to the rescue

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650 Bulldozers

Sleeping had been difficult. The previous twenty years of hard work had been wiped away in eighteen months by one failed administration

401, savings and a somewhat comfortable life had all been eradicated with the inflation taxation

Finally, drifting off, this individual had a new dream, and not the ongoing nightmare of demons chasing him down a narrow pathway

This vision came like a lightning bolt. The sequence, though somewhat blurry had a solution for Washington’s disarray

The nations’ citizens had been calling for deliverance from the left wing’s agenda disguised as climate change

The farce of blaming all things bad on Russia had become old hat. The dream image of fast resolution now didn’t seem at all strange

Washington has become united only by their childish behavior on both sides of the aisle

Demonstrated daily on all subjects such as Ukraine spending, the pandemic hoax, abortion rights, immigration, and the January 6th monkey trial

There is one sure bet however, these congressional people will all think with their wallet first and how to keep the money flowing to themselves

While America’s suffering and needs are reflected in higher prices and empty store shelves

It seems that neither house of congress can operate before 10am, so wait until the executive branch has it’s morning briefing with a side of prune juice and congress gavels to order

Then ring the west side of the congressional hill with 650 bulldozers like immigrants charging the southern border

Just remember to keep the elected officials rooted in place by waving an idea of more payola under their noses

And let the dozers push east until all that’s left is blacktop and a garden of roses

Burning that vilified diesel fuel, keep those big treads crashing through the congressional halls like a steer in a china shop

And keep pushing east until all the bull shit disappears and the bubbles stop

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Putin is the new God of Evil

The Gods of evil have been scorned and feared since the dawn of mankind

What behavior was acceptable and what was evil has always been clearly defined

Should a person stray from what passes as satisfactory, the behavior was blamed on an evil god.

The Egyptians had the all powerful Apophis and Bobby Brady had the bad luck Tiki idol with the tarantula that on Bobby’s pj’s trod

President Biden has been yelling, whispering and blaming his own god of evil, Mr. Putin

Everything wrong with this country that can’t be blamed on Trump is now blamed on Putin and there’s no disputing

The fact the price at the gas pumps has soared since Mr Biden assumed office is not his fault

It’s all on Putin. After doing what he could to kill the oil industry, we all watched as America’s prosperity ground to a halt

The dollar menu at the local fast food menu might now get you a napkin and two ketchup packs

But pin the blame on the Russians because everything would be great if it weren’t for the Ukraine attacks

The trucker that just spent $1100 to fill his tanks has Putin to thank

And please don’t notice the new interest rates, the price of produce and the fact your 401 just shrank

Keep in mind Mr. Biden is always fighting for you as he saved you 14 cents at last year’s barbecue

And just now to counter the rising gas prices, we now have the very cavalier federal gas tax holiday riding to your rescue

So blame the boogeyman Putin when you’re having to make the choice between milk or bread

Perhaps when Biden begs the Saudis for foreign oil he can be entertained by the stoning of an adulterer or the screams of a homosexual they’re about to behead

Apparently the whole world hangs on the evil Mr Putin who is just a bad morning away from unleashing another World War

Thankfully for Biden a new evil God has risen. The inflation, the economy and the frustration of living in a social cesspool can all be lain at Putin’s front door

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Nothing like a School Shooting to Kill a Message of Hatred

The tweets and speeches had been prepared, proofread and were waiting to be released

It had been two years since George Floyd had died and was time for a new message of hatred since the riots and violence had ceased

Then a horrific school shooting happened and the Washington elites were in a bind

Their socialist policies had been sprung too early, were failing, and this administration was much maligned

It was time to once again to drag out the racial venom causing wide spread violence and panic

The idea of cities burning and mass chaos had caused the White House to become manic

And then one of the products of today’s society massacred a classroom of kids

But the President had already been prepped on his contemptuous speech and needed to deliver before taking another of his many lids

So Biden went on TV to praise the lawless and destructive riots of two years ago as positive social change

The fact this demented individual idealizes acts of violence has always seemed strange

President Obama tweeted that it’s a shame about a bunch of kids but let’s all remember the death of George Floyd

It would have been helpful if he’d tweeted pictured in front of buildings that, in the riots, had been destroyed

But he was probably on his private beach in Magnum’s old house enjoying the ocean view

Secure in the knowledge the rioters will stay angry and frenzied in democratic run cities and won’t be disturbing his cold brew

Trying to turn tragedy into an opportunity, this time these two communists swung and missed

Hiding failing policies behind twenty-one innocent lives used as target practice that had ceased to exist

That reached a new low even for these lying racist leftist promoters

Standing on the bloody bodies of children to try to win back voters

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Crocodile Tears

Tragedy had struck. An eighteen-year old fueled by on line hate groups and his own mental illness had killed ten in a grocery store

So entrenched with his feeling of self-glorification that he streamed the slaughter of innocents for his online losers to adore

A sad and tragic tale of a loner lashing out at a group he had been programmed into believing were out to push him into irreverence

Unable to cope with people, surroundings and life he failed to realize most feelings toward him was one of ambivalence

This boy acted alone. He plotted this planned execution and was driven by his own warped mind

But seizing this horrific event, our most divisive President grasped the opportunity to blame white people as the root of hatred for all mankind

There’s nothing like the President of the United States to single out a particular race as the cause of all evil to raise the antennae on people of all colors everywhere

Creating violence and mayhem could certainly redirect anger from a failing administration and a country in desperate need of repair

He has been continuously programmed by his leftist handlers, this makes sense in Biden’s befuddled brain as the demons that rule his darkest dreams are all white

In his haste to create a socialist state, his elitist ignorance didn’t allow him to realize that Americans as a whole do not give up without a fight

He thought he could get by tossing the minorities a bone, patting them on the head and telling them what he thinks they want to hear

He smugly chalks up the minority vote as his and his New World Order is only a white vote away and for that, this race he must continue to smear

He had used political camouflage and Trumps’s bombastic buffoonery to his advantage in the last election. Lies, hearsay and Trump’s own personality put Biden over the top

But Biden’s own arrogance and greed will come back to haunt him in the midterms and his personal crusade to destroy America will grind to a stop

American voters may have to hitch a ride to the polls, step over the homeless, fight off criminals, hide from the covid police and hope the pollsters don’t cheat

But the people of all colors will show up in droves and win back the House, the Senate and ultimately put an end to Biden’s deceit

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Leaks Polls and Disinformation

The leak was out. In an effort to support the liberal left a Supreme Court document was leaked to the press

The document in question were opinions concerning the ongoing Roe V. Wade debate and the leak by a third rate nobody was an attempt to have the Justices reassess

The MSM of course picked up the story and in a matter of hours had the leftist mob frothing at the mouth

Could this have been a deliberate attempt by the democrats to rally voters once again while Bidens’s approval ratings continue south

One will never know as leaks, polls and disinformation are all part of Washington’s great lie

The MSM and Big Tech all wear the same team jerseys as their continual stream of falsehoods and innuendo are never in short supply

The unwritten rule is anything that gushes from a democrat’s mouth is to be treated as gospel and therefore defended whether or not it’s true

Then have a paid government official stand before the cameras with skewed statistics and from their alter rubbish will spew

And polls taken from a very select group will lean in favor of those stats to prove to the gullible the politicians are in fact on your side

As the Pfizer vaccine demonstrated, the polls failed to mention the horrendous side effects and how many people may have died

But because the left’s agenda is focused on unity only to advance the WEF, they care not the vaccine was foul

But question the vaccine and this administration will turn a deaf ear and only reply if cornered with teeth bared and a warning growl

The lies, balderdash and hooey had gotten so deep that the White House appointed a disinformation czar

The fact the person appointed was known to broadcast her own hearsay and for a TicTok parody of a Mary Poppins’ song seemed quite bizarre

So now this individual has the ability to interpret any information by her standards and trample citizen’s rights from Fargo to Nacogdoches

And that to herself, Biden and Mayorkas would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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