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March 2024

The Day The Easter Bunny Wore Rhinestone Mules

The Easter Bunny woke up excited. Today was going to be special because for once he gets to dress in drag

It seems that forever he’d been locked into the same routine of distributing candy one basket at a time out of his giant bag

The once-a-year ritual of doling out the hollow chocolate rabbits, the foul tasting creme filled eggs, and those miserable marshmallow chicks had left him feeling depressed

The only thing keeping him sane was the under the table payoff from a couple of dentist associations that applauded all the sugar the tykes ingest

Though revered, he was always treated as an after-thought as it was the sweets that really mattered

Wearing the same frayed topcoats with the usual pink or blue choices in a shape that never flattered

But this year was special per the announcement from the White House, he could finally dress up and be visible

Biden made a special point to say no religious symbols were permissible as he felt that with the usual ballot stuffing his campaign was winnable

Laughing to himself at this good fortune the Bunny pulled his go-to wardrobe from the closet with the rhinestone mules and the feathered boa

These are the special clothes he wears out when he performs at drag parties under the stage name of Bunny Balboa

With his blue wig firmly attached between his ears and his satin zebra striped top

He’d show the kids a thing or two when he broke out his dance moves doing the bunny hop

He gave an approving look as he peered in the mirror squinting through his sequined cat eye glasses

He’ll be the hit of the egg hunt in this costume as he will have hundreds of photo ops with the adolescent masses

So off he goes first to the Easter Parade to strut down Fifth Avenue. And to think people used to brag about just an Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it

When he can sizzle in a dazzling Easter outfit with a lot of leg showing from his dress with the thigh high split

Then on to the egg hunt carrying the basket filled with treats on a nest of plastic green grass

And maybe get a selfie with the President himself surrounded by all the other woke characters he continues to amass

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Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

The Fed-X driver approached the door with the familiar white envelope and rang the bell

Seeing the curtains move he waved the envelope at the window, so he wouldn’t have to yell

When no one answered the door he decided to knock

His package was a guaranteed delivery so someone had to sign for the doc

“Just leave it by the door,” said a voice from within

“I have a package for Alice Jones,” said the delivery man. “And someone needs to sign,” as this little game was wearing thin

“Alice doesn’t live here anymore,” said the voice from the other side of the door

“Do you know where she moved?” asked the delivery man. “She’s always signed before”

He waited for an answer but none came. Finally, tucking the envelope under his arm, he checked his watch and left

He had a schedule to keep and since no one would sign he wouldn’t just leave the document for a porch pirate theft

The place didn’t look right to the driver. The usually immaculate lawn had two untagged cars parked on the grass

And Alice herself was always there, well-dressed and presented herself with class

The heavily accented voice that talked through the door seemed out of place

And it seemed odd that the person refused to show their face

Alice was actually away attending to her sister who had fallen ill

Tipped off by garbage collector the house was empty, a homeless group had moved in leaving Alice to foot the bill

The law states that tenants have rights and without due process cannot be forcibly removed

So now the fact the current tenants do not have a right to be there has to be proved

Meaning Alice is on the hook for court costs and slow moving paperwork while the new residents steal and trash the place

Plus the owner is on the hook for utility bills and rent as laws state the landlord cannot just turn the power off in an effort to free up the space

It’s time to immediately fix the rules. The fact this current administration turns its back on its own citizens is hard to ignore

Of course the elites don’t care but in middle America suddenly the squatters have all the rights and Alice doesn’t live here anymore

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When One Becomes Devoid Of Thought

Recently a TikTok video surfaced showing Moms cracking eggs on their toddlers foreheads

Causing a confused pained look of not understanding on the toddler’s face trying to blink back the tears she sheds

The moms in the video laugh hysterically at this moment, mugging for the camera they had carefully placed

So they could have a moment of pathetic fame in a video of abusing a trusting child done in extremely bad taste

The real question is why has the world become a place where children have become the object of jokes, derision and sexual urges

Has the internet become a place for the depraved thoughts of formerly closeted perverts to emerge evidenced as the crimes against kids surges

Cracking eggs on a moppet’s head may seem mild but is this just the start? What if the next trend calls for something more drastic

Where is the line drawn? Maybe sticking the child’s head in a toilet bowl is trending and that idea seems fantastic

For a parent to devalue their kids this way should be considered a misdemeanor criminal act

The need to be filmed at the expense of your child’s well-being is a thoughtless act even if it is just one egg cracked

Children need to know their parents believe in them and are someone they can trust

And not be considered a burden, a welfare check, and treated with disgust

It’s a tough world to be kid. Everyday stories about juveniles in trafficking and crimes lead the headline news

The current crop of children exposed to this daily information are biding their time, having to put up with parents who feel children are theirs to abuse

And in a few short years these confused kids will have kids of their own

Idiocy breeds idiocy as these formerly abused kids now have their own to torture as that is all they have ever known

Social media has become an addictive sickness that lures the mindless with its digital candy

As cruelty, harmful pranks, and violence are videoed everyday in an attempt to make it seem just dandy

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It Used to be just the Girl’s Gym Teacher

Back in the day teachers were respected. They were mini-pillars of society

They had mastered the look that would stop a sixth grader in their tracks for any perceived inpropriety

Conservatively dressed with clunky heels and glasses on a chain dangling from their neck

With a raised eyebrow suggesting that the answer on that last problem, you may want to double-check

This applied to all subjects until middle school’s first day of class and all were in the gym sitting on a bleacher

When a whistle shrieked through the cacophony of noise and there stood the girl’s PE teacher

Standing a stout five-foot six, wearing no wedding ring and a manner that said you’ll play field hockey and like it

But first you have to buy those ridiculous onesie gym uniforms that never seem to fit

Under her watchful eye the girls all marched into their locker room to change and then hone up on their volleyball skills

And beginning to understand those whispered rumors that at night between the sheets it wasn’t a man that gave her thrills

But that was then and this is now. Schools have lost their vision of education first

Teachers have evolved into a group that collectively practice active shooter drills should worst come to worst

Students are no longer disciplined for chewing gum and running in the halls

They are now trying to survive the daily stress of learning, forming relationships and avoiding racial brawls

Athletes are worshiped beyond belief and the pressure to put out on demand is never ending

Young women who long ago gave up on the Disney Princess idea are now looking to achieve love with whatever is trending

Enter the new breed of teacher who just might be enlisting kids into their new Everyone is Welcome Club

Open to all students who are tired of fighting off handsey boys, with adolescent longings in need of a friend, and the ones who are truly bothered by the in-crowd snub

Pamphlets are available and written to say a student has a right to question their identity

Rejecting the ideals of their parents and having someone new and exciting to focus on their needs is the clubs offered amenity

School hiring practices are now open to newcomers with no experience, look different and have no felony criminal record

The school board, smug with their new-found power bow to the union’s ultimatums and how the achievement tests were scored

So the lonely kids are easy prey to the alternate lifestyle activists when all they’re really looking for is understanding

Will soon become confused voices in the turbulence of society shouting the requirements their new-found genders will be demanding

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Never Has The Bar Been Set This Low

The bar has never been lower. American politics has now sunk below the muck level

The fact that voters continue to put people of this stature in office and then complain about the choices continues to bedevil

It’s the same ticket from four years ago. Tired old fogeys on a self-serving power trip

And six months after voting leaving Americans feeling like they’ve elected a captain of a rudderless ship

The one bright moment of this election is a side by side comparison of these two shining examples of positive guidance

It should be easy to compare as these are the last two residing in the oval office and a side by side shouldn’t be rocket science

Trump’s presidency was continuously hammered by the unforgiving democrats simply for slowing down the plunder of the United States

Not one of the Washington insiders, his bullying, pompous critiques of opposing individuals became phrases that on a lot of nervous systems, grates

Never one to follow a script the man struck a nerve in many constituents with thoughtless remarks

Meaning well for America his knee-jerk reaction and quick temper gave pause to many when cornered he suddenly barks

Charlottesville, faith in the covid vaccine, threatening withholding Ukraine’s military aid, and not replacing Obamacare with logical health insurance, all spelled doom

But the upside included keeping the southern border manageable, keeping inflation down, changing the tax code, creation of the Space Force, and ignoring the Green Deal causing activists to fume

After spending two years of blaming Trump for his administration’s failures, the truth has been bubbling to the surface at an unprecedented rate

Was Biden truly vetted before starting his campaign or was he hiding in the basement fearful that his pedo tendencies would be cause to incriminate

On day one he cancelled a gas pipeline, threw open the southern border, and portrayed half the country as evil after promising to unite

He pulled the troops out of Afghanistan giving the country to the Taliban, Bidenomics is causing Americans to spend more to purchase less, and spends huge money on Ukraine after goading Putin into the fight

The national debt is now unrecoverable, he gave the government the right to take confused kids from their parents, scattered classified documents in his garage, denied multiple scandals selling influence for his greedy family, and surrounded himself with a very woke staff

He had America mask up, social distanced, locked down the schools, pushed a flawed vaccine all the while the media laughed off his recent gaffe

This is America’s choice. A twice impeached narcissist or a demented pedo who blatantly lies to seize the moment

Maybe the best way to determine a winner would be to give each one a dueling pistol and let them shoot their opponent

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Return To Sender

The flood had slowed to a trickle. Joe and Kamala had been sent packing, but left with a smirk on their face, the damage was done

Nine million illegals were being fed, clothed and housed at the taxpayers expense. All were illegal and the democrats felt like they had won

The new administration had been sworn in with a promise of rounding them up and sending them back. But figuring out where they were hiding will prove to be a monumental task

The migrants weren’t going to line up to be deported should this administration politely ask

First the deportation task force will have to locate the people in question

Going after and emptying the shelters first is the obvious suggestion

But what will the government do with this huge number that still needs to be housed and fed

Concentration style camps will have to built so these people can be watched and still receive their daily bread

But what country is going to want this group back and what will be asked in return

The foreign governments will be beside themselves thinking about what they could potentially earn

The human ping pong ball of migrants will grow in size as the US has a backlog of deportations at the ready and the hole card of cutting foreign aid

For instance, the US has pledged 547 billion in aid to Venezuela. This could be a negotiation chip in any kind of migrant trade

Beginning to sound like a cross between human trafficking and slavery the bidding will start at half a billion

So what are the counter bids going to be for these foreign nationals numbering close to a million

Ferreting out an illegal population and returning them to their homeland while awaiting their asylum trial date sounds like an impossible dream

This will become the new leftist rallying cry as the unaffected liberals will now have another reason to scream

But there will be silence in urban areas where funds have been depleted and multitudes of tax paying businesses shuttered

These free loading people ignored by the Border Czar are still held in high esteem or so the Big Guy stuttered

So does the new administration have a plan to swiftly deal with the illegals as America is at the cross roads

Or will they assume the democrat stance and do nothing until America implodes

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Whole Body Deodorants

For the past 30 years television commercials have outdone themselves in pushing the boundaries of good taste

Any semblance of decency due to advertisers greed has long since been erased

Good clean commercials of breakfast cereals, pain relief, and airlines have been replaced with problems only formerly discussed in health class

Nothing is off limits. No body function is too gross to discuss and it doesn’t matter how crass

Smells top the list and people will try anything to cover their perceived odor No one wants to smell like an open air garbage dump

The commercials now have begun to sensationalize all stenches from various body parts, head to toes to rump

Back in the day people were also conscious of body odor and actually showered on a regular basis

Without actual physical activity, to walk around in a constant state of funk would have been considered graceless

After shave, cologne, and perfume were used to enhance one’s presence, not to cover up one’s lack of hygiene

But today’s commercials seem to say one needs to drench themselves with their product to keep from smelling like kerosene

The commercials go even further demonstrating the application of the product obviously aimed at a woman’s self-esteem

Rub it in everywhere, the feet, the armpits, under the breasts, and around the butt crack with this magical cream

The instructions say apply after showering, wait ten minutes to apply, and then let dry before dressing

That’s probably not going to speed up the morning routine. But if the shower doesn’t get it done apply these chemicals and what harm they do in the long run keeps everyone guessing

Reviews of these products are all over the board. Some say wonderful, some say it smells like the end of the world and caused an unhealthy rash

But if the smell police are out there, one can pick up this product to ward them off but be prepared to spend a little cash

Gone are the days of spraying deodorant in your sleepy eyes at six in the morning. This cream is applied with your hands

So rather than stopping up just your sweaty armpits, you can stop up all your body’s glands

So if your partner tries this cream and it doesn’t seem to faze her

You might mention another commercial you saw about the pubic hair razor

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Lashing Out At Society

The cartels had lied. The school system had lied. Disney had lied. So you direct your pent-up anger at society

Everything was supposed to be good. Everything was supposed to be fair. But here you sit steeped in your anxiety

The anger had been building from different sources for different people. The meager life savings paid to the coyote for the long march to the border

Only to be parked in a cold uninviting city, unfamiliar food, no family, and as in your home country, still at the bottom of the pecking order

You proudly went to Sunday School after your grandma blessed your little heart dressed in you new Easter outfit

But the same snooty classmates all had nicer clothes, rolled their eyes when they saw you coming and left you miserable but to silently deal with it

The job you so desperately wanted was offered to someone else as they checked all the boxes and had a prettier face.

So you grind on in your current job losing hope of advancement but frustrated with the realization you are a very insignificant player in this big rat race

Living in your mother’s basement after the divorce you continuously sought other living arrangements but to no avail

The price of rent and child support had you living paycheck to paycheck and now the DUI was the final coffin nail

So you look for companionship wherever it’s offered. People who understand. People with a kind word. People who accept you

It might be a relative, a chance meeting on the street, or a social media event with people sharing your trials and the angry rhetoric you spew

It’s an us against them mentality. They don’t understand. They look down on us. They really are not worth living

They have it all, and we don’t. So just take what you want because after all, to us they’ve never been overly forgiving

So you steal, hurt, maim, and destroy. Ignore all laws, obliterate history, and prey on good intentions

You push until someone pushes back and only then scream for liberal justice increasing political tensions

Patience is not a virtue. Entry level work is for suckers. The ticket to a good life better be free or someone will pay

And the politicians waking to the fact the political system they’ve been robbing for years is doomed, will bail on the citizens much to America’s dismay

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