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THE ONLY LAW West, er East of the Pecos

The tote board shown brightly under the spotlights. The judges names were all displayed in alphabetical order

All were in the contest to see who could out-adjudicate the others with topics ranging from civil rights to the southern border

The showdown was on. The judges were all there eyeballing the competition

They thought their recent rulings had taken precedence over the others and all were powered by their own volition

The American citizens watched in amazement as these silly characters paraded around in their robes

Most were Obama and Biden appointees but a couple of Carter’s choices had noticeable tufts of hair sprouting from their earlobes

More than half of the voters had voted for Trump and the policies he promised

They felt after 16 of the past 20 years of lies and deceit the man in the office might be a touch more transparent and honest

“We can’t have this ill advised idiot trying to turn America to the right” was the obvious intent

“So when he makes a statement or issues an order, give us just a minute and watch us dissent”

Points were then awarded by the ruling causing the most disarray

The first judge was smiling broadly as her ruling was to show Trump as antigay

But soon was put in check by another judge blocking the transfer of a transgender woman to a men’s prison

“That’s small potatoes” stated a judge whose stock and points had rapidly risen

This judge blocked an order banning transgender individuals from serving in the US military

It seems a lot of transgenders were enlisting under Biden’s leadership to receive free reassignment surgery while hoping not to face foreign hostility

With a large number of judges all lining up to make their case for the points involved

The points leader for the judge most likely to squash most true citizens rights went unresolved

It was then decided that a WEF 24 judge free-for-all cage match would determine the winner

With the last judge standing being first in line for a democratic Supreme Court appointment and a free chicken dinner

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Operation Potato Head: The New Woke Parent Board Game

Back in the day children were delighted to receive the games of Mr Potato Head and Operation

With Mr Potato Head, kids could spend hours with a spud and various facial features creating a hilarious figuration

With Operation a battery powered character was “operated” on with tweezers as the participants tried to remove body parts and not light the patient’s nose

But that was then as some of today’s teenagers are the gender creation of a sad game today’s woke parents chose

Hopping on the gender dysphoria bandwagon, parents feel because little Johnny was found trying to balance in mama’s heels he wants to be a girl

A hilarious TicTok video was produced as little Johnny wobbled about and with a dress supplied by mama, tried to whirl

Tomboy Suzie likes baseball and to play with Tonka trucks so let’s do a radical mastectomy and fill her full of never ending shots of testosterone

All because of something that was read on a website while browsing for hair products on the phone

So the game continues as now real body parts are removed and other surgically manufactured parts are substituted in their place

Egged on by frustrated, cruel educators and misguided health clinicians, the little kids were handed a heavy burden in the human race

But the woke parents never pass an opportunity for a photo op to pose with the mirthless human they created

As the poor kids bravely stand next to the smiling parent as their lot in life had already been dictated

Would this child choose this lifestyle if the parents had waited until this child turned eighteen?

A lifetime of ostracism, looks of ridicule, and the continual pain of hormone shots all because a parent decided they had a right to alter a DNA gene

So the new world had turned kids playing a game into parents playing a game with kids

And then be furious with the few states that this barbaric game with children the law forbids

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