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Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

Biden: Paving The Way For Term Limits

The cart had been loaded with easily digestible breakfast offerings and all the diapers had been changed

The American public, weary of the plans to destroy the republic, had finally given up labeling them deranged

They were still rolling around the halls of Congress as the funds plundered from the public trough never seem to run dry

Suspected of criminal activity for years, despite rumors of insider trading, nepotism, and lobbyist payola had stayed in office, thanks to the fawning press who had always turned a blind eye

It seems the only crime that had the voyeuristic press people up in arms were ones that had sexual overtones

Legislators were always able to lie, manipulate, and steal but had to be really careful when jumping one’s bones

However, the last couple of decades have provided numerous challenges for illicit affairs to occur for many older members working on the hill

The dresses formerly worn to highlight clevage are now slit below the beltline and nothing happens in the bedroom after just one pill

Since the young political groupies are now noticeably nauseous when approached about a roll in the hay

The moldy oldies have had to forego sex but can still live the life of luxury by making the citizens pay

Accepting the fact they might not live forever, it’s time to make the golden years gold.

So as long as the propaganda machine keeps rolling they will continue to feather their nest while they’re old

Little did the citizens know that the “Build Back Better” infrastructure plan paved the way to beach front assisted living

As long as these ancient members can keep running for office they will continue to receive the gift that keeps on giving

It’s time for America to recognize the old fogies that have never earned a real paycheck

That term limits are necessary for new ideas to revive the country’s economy and keep it from becoming a bigger trainwreck

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