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Peeling Back The Onion

With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell

Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell

So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location

But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication

His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light

That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict

The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs

Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax

A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor

However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder

The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable

Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable

But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce

So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use

The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter

It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water

As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish

By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”

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We Bear No Responsibility

In the continuing puppet show that is Washington DC, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas was asked about the border crisis if he bears any responsibility

Hoping for some reasoning on the huge influx of trespassers, perhaps laying the blame on the President’s senility

Instead, after throwing the border wide open this sock puppet claims the system is broken and it is not his fault

Blame Congress, blame Republicans, blame Trump, place the blame on anything that resonates well in a sound bite but never think about calling a halt

The arms of the congressional collective are fatigued from the perpetual pointing across the aisle

This cartoon show has been non-stop as the dancing donkeys, elephants, and rinos have lapsed into a constant state of denial

The entire system is screaming for term limits for all as the daily Punch and Judy show squares off for the nightly newscast

The idiocy of this collaborative group is on an endless display in everyday life and it all happened fast

The citizens are tired of paying more, receiving less, seeing tax dollars poured into Ukraine, migrants’ pockets and horrible public education

While watching what used to be a good life be swept away in the tide of socialization

“We bear no responsibility for the border crisis,” so states the politicians. But in reality there really is a three-year plan for the migrants

That would be to legalize voting for all who can fog a mirror regardless of citizenship status to keep the power in the hands of the tyrants

Then with the Uniparty firmly established they’ll see who comes with hat in hand asking for a crust of bread

So continue to bear no responsibility for the caravan of unwashed souls but smirk behind closed doors as the real reason for the unfettered surge is left unsaid

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How Many Political Figures Would Survive Black Monday?

In the NFL the Monday following the last game of the season coaches not cutting the mustard are handed the rubber key

Judged by the team’s performance, it’s only the won-loss record that counts in the eyes of the powers that be

It matters not that owners’ egos, front office incompetents, and disgruntled players might have helped the coaches out the door

Injuries, bad calls, and missed field goals don’t matter at the end of the year, all that matters is the final score

It’s really too bad that political figures aren’t held to the same standard as the coaches

If a yearly grade determines that person’s right to stay in power, maybe something would be accomplished as zero hour approaches. In Congress no term limits instead of yearly judgement have kept these wooden totems in place far too long

Living large off the public feeding trough and continuously reminding Americans they were around when America was strong

Pick a Biden any Biden, and not one of them would have survived the first dismal season

Hunter (the coach’s yes-man) should be staring out from between bars, Jill (head cheerleader) accomplishes nothing and dresses like she’s looking for a hook up in third rate honky tonk and Joe (Head Coach) should be tried for treason

Gavin Newsom (VP of game plans) has single handily destroyed California. Running businesses out, raised taxes on top of taxes and offering migrants free healthcare

Alejandro Myorkas (Head Defensive Coach) A hand-picked defensive coordinator has left a huge gap in the defensive line that looks impossible to repair

Mitch McConnell (Head of Restaurant Operations) Mitch arrived at the other side of the hill years ago. He is now regarded a just a figurehead

His sole job is to make sure the feeding trough stays full and all the Rinos are well-fed

Lloyd Austin (Head Offensive Coordinator) has missed some meetings and disappeared into the hospital. He will now remain out of sight until a carefully written press release explains his how his elective surgery will somehow benefit the administrations game plan

And that release will be delivered with a straight face by the media relations secretary hoping her story will smooth things over before the real shit hits the fan

So many more names all feeling unapproachable by the American public. Maybe the NFL has it right. Base employment for another season on how they finish the year

And do not allow America to limp through another year with a losing campaign and flushed down the drain by well funded boosters and a demented angry racketeer

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46000 Years Old Roundworms Found Alive

A Washington DC high school had been studying about fossils suspended in time found frozen in the ground

It seems that a group of researchers were jubilant as to the species of roundworms they had found

The researchers had collected and revived prehistoric roundworms from 46000 years old Siberian permafrost

The worms seemed to enter into a state called cryptobiosis and reduced their metabolism to low levels. Surprisingly living this long, this idea to congress was not lost

One of the authors of this study stated, “we can say they are alive because they move, they eat bacteria off the culture plate, and they reproduce.”

Special meetings in Congress were called as this cryptobiosis theory could become their next golden goose

Imagine a 312-year-old senator in his 46th term still approving 20 billion more for Ukraine and able to legislate how a woman can control her relationships

The fact that living in this cryptobiosis state a senator may continue with all the perks of their office never having to worry about cashing in his chips

So the archeology club set out one day to dig in the cold atmosphere around Capitol Hill

Using rock picks and whisk brooms, they slowly uncovered several bodies, barely able to fog a mirror with brain activity very still

According to the club’s sponsor the people uncovered could only be powered by stuffing large amounts of currency in their pockets

And once all fueled up they are only capable of eating and then preparing Trump criminal dockets

Working steadily the club exposed several species of prehistoric congressional members, able to move ever so slightly without bending over to wheeze

The group’s work revealed a Pelosisaurus, a Bernie T Rex, and a Maxineodactyl. The only discovery they couldn’t revive was a McConnellatops which seemed to be in a permanent freeze

But the hypothesis formed by the club going into the dig proved true

As long as a familiar name appears on a ballot, old age, criminal records, and campaign promises don’t matter as they’ll still be voted through

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Great Stocking Stuffer Idea: Turkey Jerky

The USDA defines jerky as a “dense meat that has been made lightweight by drying”

It seems with the new Congress there will be 19 members that are 80 and up. That’s a lot of adult diapers the taxpayers will be supplying

The USDA also states that jerky is shelf stable and requires no refrigeration

The only item required by these geriatric members is a constant donation

They’ve been around for years. But one has to question, why are they still there?

They’ve all grown richer at your expense but don’t expect help from them in your region as that’s your own cross to bear

They keep getting voted in because you as a voter recognize their name, and they’ve done nothing to put themselves in the electors’ crosshairs

If they can lie low long enough thanks to their free healthcare, they can continue to sop up the gravy and become multi-millionaires

It doesn’t matter one bit about party affiliation, they’re very comfortable with their lot in life

Flying in above the electorate, one shouldn’t miss the welcoming luncheon, while all the poor folk struggle with their daily strife

Democrat or Republican, the geezers are in. They may not like the majority policies but kay sera sera, whatever will be will be

So please pass the lobster and champagne as all is good. Just don’t try to redistrict their area or you’ll hear them scream like a banshee

So here’s to your longevity and compassion. I sincerely believe the signed message just above your request for another donation

Though you’ve represented my region for seven terms, I know you’ve never visited this location

It’s long pastime for term limits on both houses and an age limit for the candidates and elected members

Before the entire congress has the memory of their own “big guy” who would call you by name if he only remembers

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Dateline 2032: Jan 6 Committee To Resume

The staff finally had the room ready to go. The withered body had been removed along with the glazed doughnut that had been the obvious clue

The congressman serving his 18th consecutive term, pronounced by the EMTs had apparently been dead since the last session was through

“The doughnut was untouched and he did seem remarkedly quiet,” stated a committee member.

“Would you look at that doughnut,” stated another. “It still looks good and it’s been on the plate since November”

The committee then offered up a quick moment of silence before getting back to work but decided against the morning snacks

It was time to grill another witness, the hot dog cart guy, to see if he had viewed any of the alleged attacks

He was the 897th witness who would do his best to offer his take on that fateful morning with his rapidly fading mind

Hopefully something useful might come from this mustard splashed dude as most of the previous witnesses were two blocks away, stoned, or blind

The committee was doing its utmost to make this taxpayer funded charade seem relevant

Fueled by panic, this crew was really frightened of this sham turning into a massive white elephant

Like a giant cumbersome sloth, the group had produced nothing credible that would aid in capturing their elusive quarry

The easily bored American public had long ago turned their backs on this self-serving democratic story

The fact Capitol Police held doors open for the masses to storm through, the woke Pentagon denying requests for National Guard help, and the only gunfire killed a civilian

Makes this an exercise in futility, a waste of time, money and suggests this entire episode as vaudevillian

Yet they plod on. Since the committee formation, two members have decided not to run for re-election, one was voted out, and a remaining member vigorously defends his Steele dossier lie

It would be in the best interest of America for this committee to just pack their bags and say goodbye

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Biden: Paving The Way For Term Limits

The cart had been loaded with easily digestible breakfast offerings and all the diapers had been changed

The American public, weary of the plans to destroy the republic, had finally given up labeling them deranged

They were still rolling around the halls of Congress as the funds plundered from the public trough never seem to run dry

Suspected of criminal activity for years, despite rumors of insider trading, nepotism, and lobbyist payola had stayed in office, thanks to the fawning press who had always turned a blind eye

It seems the only crime that had the voyeuristic press people up in arms were ones that had sexual overtones

Legislators were always able to lie, manipulate, and steal but had to be really careful when jumping one’s bones

However, the last couple of decades have provided numerous challenges for illicit affairs to occur for many older members working on the hill

The dresses formerly worn to highlight clevage are now slit below the beltline and nothing happens in the bedroom after just one pill

Since the young political groupies are now noticeably nauseous when approached about a roll in the hay

The moldy oldies have had to forego sex but can still live the life of luxury by making the citizens pay

Accepting the fact they might not live forever, it’s time to make the golden years gold.

So as long as the propaganda machine keeps rolling they will continue to feather their nest while they’re old

Little did the citizens know that the “Build Back Better” infrastructure plan paved the way to beach front assisted living

As long as these ancient members can keep running for office they will continue to receive the gift that keeps on giving

It’s time for America to recognize the old fogies that have never earned a real paycheck

That term limits are necessary for new ideas to revive the country’s economy and keep it from becoming a bigger trainwreck

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