The lowly egg, once vilified as a cholesterol boosting agent is now positioned as the poster child of economic woes
The price of eggs has skyrocketed lately due to various factors that may leave one penniless and the lenders on your property to foreclose
The once cheap source of protein now requires some thought before indulging in your standard breakfast fare
To order that three egg omelet, one must figure that person a millionaire
Perhaps the common egg could now become a form of currency or barter
“Sir that will be 453 eggs to replace that broken starter”
Suddenly the backyard chicken coops become today’s gold mine
The homestead would now the guarded by large snarling dogs and a No Trespassing sign
The homeowner would anxiously wait for cackling hen to announce the arrival of new “cash”
One more egg in the basket to hide in the wall safe along with the rest of the stash
The current administration’s popularity has nose dived recently. Gas prices are bad enough but the price of eggs cannot be blamed on Putin
Shortly when the bored and angry begin to riot, the jewelry and liquor will be left alone and the egg cases in the grocery stores will be the target of looting
When Biden and his gang of thieves decided to give Zelensky a bunch of tanks, maybe the taxpayers, to pay the bill, ought to pony up by the dozen in recyclable cardboard
Since he has bled the average taxpayer dry with his upcharges and hidden taxes, being paid by eggs is all the citizen can afford
Considering a tank costs roughly nine million dollars have the taxpayers ante up 15,517,241 eggs and shells to pay the expense
Let that be payment for escalating an unwinnable conflict and Washington’s lack of commonsense
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 