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Its All In The Genes

News Flash! The Republican Party has just voted to oust the Elephant logo and replace the once proud and mighty symbol with a lemming

For seven years the Republican Party has allowed Ronna McDaniel lead to constant failures at the ballot box and then put up with her hawing and hemming

The new mascot being a small mouse-like rodent that blindly follows one another to a perceived better life

Just as today’s voters swallow the disinformation spewed from their I-phones advising a new term free from strife

Since her election, America has watched the Grand Old Party lose seven governorships, three seats in the Senate, nineteen seats in Congress and the Presidency

A debate is currently raging about x and y chromosomes. It should also be noted that a L chromosome applying to all genders has revelancy

The L or loser chromosome is inherited and passed down through the generations

Strangely, the carriers of this trait are able to force their incompetence on various populations

Think Sonny Boy Bush or Uncle Romney from the Republican Party. One destabilized the Mid-east and one couldn’t defeat an Iranian loving, America hating imperialist.

One chased imaginary weapons of mass destruction and one lost to the person that fanned real domestic flames of mass destruction turning America’s voters attitudes to that of defeatist

Just like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, the Republicans continue to allow McDaniel to preside

Thinking “its only two more years” has now turned to eight as the democrats continue to conquer and divide

As the once proud American citizen has been reduced to ask, “O death where is thy sting?”

It appears now that America’s death was elected and resides part time in the West Wing

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An Easy Path To Bipartisanship

Much has been made about the lack of bipartisanship in Congress. The Democrats are too liberal and the Republicans all sit to the right of Genghis Kahn

The ability to achieve anything is accomplished only through threat of government shutdown on a conclusion forgone

The hand wringing is only getting worse as those elected want to control all the balls in their sandbox

Control the box, enrich yourself with pet projects, pork for the large donors, and insider trading upgrading your portfolio of stocks

No one reaches across the aisle, offers a workable solution, or considers the voters

This selfishness has only created chaos at the southern border, the murder of thousands of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and the blowing of Taps for gasoline motors

However, there exists a pathway to this elusive bipartisanship. It’s simply called shoot a liar

The rules are clear cut. Take any official regardless of party affiliation, caught in a provable lie and throw their name in a rotating bingo cage. Once a year draw a name, stand that person in front of a firing squad and open fire

The day that miscreant is called would be tax day and a homeless vet gets to draw the name

When the person is notified they’re included in the cage they’ll be given a chance to come clean or deny the blame

The name then stays in the cage until their name is drawn, or they “fess up,” resign and disappear

So round and round the cage goes and whose name is drawn nobody knows creating huge Vegas betting odds and loser tears

Once a name is drawn it’s too late. There is no jury trial just a videotape of the proven lie

Then a quick march over to the execution wall as that person chose deceit and greed over truth and its now time to die

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, Washington’s swamp would in no time resemble a ghost town

As both politicians and various influencers climb over each other’s backs before they’re lying at the base of the wall facedown

Those left would strive to work together as America was founded on truth, compromise and individual rights

The day of the lie would be over, Congress would quickly learn to work together and that is what unites

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