The snakes had been freed, last November America opened their cages and out they crawled

The Spitting Cobras then proceeded to spout fictional stats, half truths and bald faced lies and any attempt to counter was stonewalled

Question the expertise and one can see the serpents coil and hear them begin to rattle

One’s expected to accept their spoken word as gospel and follow like cattle

Big Pharma is slithering around looking for another massive payday by enlisting the rat snakes to vaccinate kids

There is no long range data on possible harm from this serum but no one is to question this as the chief Worm Snake forbids

The border is not open or so the Puff Adder the big reptile appointed to Washington states

But those ain’t water moccasins crossing the river overwhelming communities and leaving them in dire straits

There’s still a multitude of people stuck behind enemy lines in Afghanistan

That’s what happened when their escorts out dropped their weapons and ran

The dismal retreat was ordered by the Chicken Snake in charge completely bungling the end of the war

Only to run back to Delaware and scream he was backed into a corner and lay the blame at someone else’s door

Campaign for the no count Sidewinder in charge of the west coast

Shout his praise over the din of homeless encampments, the noise of businesses shuttering and the crackle of forests that are now toast

Finally after your relentless attempt to destroy the United States and ruling over one disaster after another

Send your Copperhead out to face the press with her uncanny ability to act like any question is not worth her time and goes in ear and out the other